~A GUY AND A CAT~

IDEAS: When I doing my summer holiday homework

Chapters made: 1,2,2.5, PRE-3,3,4,5

CH1-look inside your brain!

Time to do a book report! I like Harry Potter series because it is good as asshole and
fuck as a guy that pooping in the ground then suck it his mouth! Uwu! WAT DA HAIL
IS THAT! I am your death and no one will help you~~~owo. STOP BEING A NOOB AND
FUCK YOU! Shut up bitch and listen to me now, quit doing an asshole now and I will
leave you alone >: w! NONSENCE! YOU CUTE LOVELY FUFFY FUCKY GIRL! NOW DIE!
you must be 10iq! I am not a girl! I am a cat! HAHAHA! WHAT A FUNNY JOKE TRASH
CAT! Meow >w<~~~~~ OH……FUCK YOU! Meow…ok…fine let’s sleep now…”
LET’S”? I AM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU WEIRDO! FUCK OFF! Er…holy shot what was
that smell? Looks like someone was not shower for days QWQ! WHAT! FREEK OFF
YOU SUSSY CAT AND SLEEP ON THE FLOOR! no no no! I am going to sleep on your
head! @w@! WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(And they sleep……MEOW!)

CH2-Toilet issues!
WHAT A DAY! IT IS SUNDAY AND IT’S MY TIME TO GO TO PEE! pee? where are we

going? TO THE TOILET SILLY CAT! hey! Stop calling me a dump ☹! NO WAY NOOB! I

AM GOING TO BRING MY PHONE AS WELL :D! can I see your photos? FINE…OK!
Wow…is this your family? YES? Hahahaha! They are all assholes as you! FUCK YOU
CAT! STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FAMILY! Fine…wait…what is this video? NO! DON’T
CLICK ON IT! Wow…you are a gay person, are’t you OWO? OH FUCK…MAYBE. Aha I
knew it you are a weirdo! SHUT UP ASSHOLE! (smells…) ew…are you just farted?
YES…IT IS NORMAL TO HUMANS! Your smell does stinky! FUCK…YOU!
(After almost an hour, he finally come out)

CH2.5-watching YouTube 😊

HOHOHO! It’s not Christmas dude! ARE YOU DUMP OR SOMETHING? IT IS A

YOUTUBE VIDEO! Cats don’t watch YouTube silly! STOP CALLING ME SILLY! No way
QWQ! FAIR NOW? CAT? yes. Hey noob! what youtuber your favorite? Mr. BEAST IS
MY FAVOURITE! I WANT TO BE RICH! In your dreams! It will always come true! FUCK
YOU! ANYWAYS, I LIKE MR. BEAST PLAYING MINECRAFT! What is Minecraft? Meow?
HERE WE GO AGAIN!
Ch. Pre3-What is your name?
OK MEOW??? ER…MOW…WHAT IS YOUR NAME DUDE? Oh…my name is Baku! YOU
ARE THE IMPOSTER AMONG US! Fuck you little pickle! SHUT UP AND PLAY
MINECRAFT!

Ch3-MINECRAFT PROBLEMS
OK WE ARE NOW ON THE GAME! LET’S GRAB SOME WOOD NOW! Wood? Ok…what
the fuck! How you only use a hand to punch a tree! SHUT UP! YOU ARE ANNOYING
ME FREAK! Time to cheat…… :) MINE SOME STONE, MAKE SOME TOOLS, GO DOWN
A HUGE CAVE. OH…IRON! You are so slow! I have already got diamonds noob!
WHAT??? HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THE GAME AN THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME TO
TOUCH MINECRAFT DUDE! Nah…I always watch Minecraft videos on cat-demos!
CAT-DEMOS? WHAT IS THAT THING? It is like your humans YouTube but cat’s edition!
HM…OK! I find diamonds again! WHAT! SHARE YOUR SCREEN TO ME! Um…no >:9!
YOU ARE 100% X-RAYING! YOU ARE CREATING! THAT MEANS…YOU NEED TO BAN FOR
3 DAYS! No pls TwT! I CAN’T HELP YOU! WE ARE IN A SERVER AND I AM NOT THE
ADMIN! Then what are we going to play! EAT SHIT! I PLAY MINECRAFT AND YOU EAT
SHIT! What? What the fuck boy? BORK OFF SHITTY! GET OUT HERE MY HOUSE CAT!
I…I fought we…we are friends? FRIENDS? OR ENEMY BITCH! FUCK OFF!
(And they become alone again!)

CH4- BOI PLAYING TOYS

TIME TO PLAY SNOOPY! WHAT AM I GOING TO PLAY? OH…YUM YUM VS WOVO!
My act:
YUM: hey wovo! What’s up?
WOVO: shut up doggy! Let’s PVP!
Yum: I HAVE 69 HP AND 13 ATTACK! How about your noob?
WOVO: Double yours 124 HP AND 39 ATTACK, L BOZO.
Yum: Fuck
WOVO: BYEEEEE
Yum: I HAVE TEAMATES BUT YOU DON’T!
Yum: See my teammates now!
M(YUM): HP [45] ATT [9]
S(YUM): HP [29] ATT [10]
PURPLE GUY: HP [26] ATT [21]
Sum: 169 HP, 53 ATT
Yum: Who is laughing now?
‘TIME TO EAT DINNER WODOBA!’ OK BITCH! TIME OF DINNER, I GUESS?

CH5- Homelife (This chapter has two parts!)

*5A- DINNER GAMING
HEY BITCH! I WANT TO PLAY SWITCH WHILE EATING! ALSO…... WHAT THE FUCK IS
THIS? RICE AGAIN? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Hey, I am your mother. You can’t call
my bitch! SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE! IF YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE A BITCH, I WILL
KILL YOU! Are you serious…… [gun shotted] WHAT BA FAILURE! NOW I CAN PLAY
SWITCH! T~I~M~E~ TO PLAY MARIO KART 9! YO~YO~YO! WHAT! NEED $99 TO PAY
NORMAL PASS?! THEN I WILL PLAY MINECRAFT! $69 TO PLAY A WORLD AND $9 TO
UNLOCK DIAMONDS? FUCKING SWITCH!
*5B- Computer problem
HOP ON COMPUTER TO MAKE COUNTRYBALLS! LET’S MAKE POLAND! WAIT…WHAT!
NEED $123 TO LOCK IN? FINE…$60 TO OPEN GOOGLE?!?! FUCK THIS EA PRODUCT!
FINALLY BRO! WHY MY SCRATCH ACCOUNT LOG OFF? $12 TO LOGIN BACK? FINE!
YES, NOW OPEN A PROJECT! …….>:(! I NEED $30 TO MAKE ONE! FUCKING SHIT!
[but he slept after a minute]

Ch6- school life