The Arsenal Sitcom S2 EP3

Title: I can’t see!

 
(At Mighty Manor)
Brute, Dylan and Steve are chilling on the sofas.
 
Delinquent: Guys! I am taking you guys to a theme park!
Brute: Who’s going to pay?
Delinquent: This might be surprising to you, but… I’m paying
for everything.
Dylan: What? How did you even get the money for that?
Delinquent: You could say that I am quite rich now, because
of my YouTube career.
Dylan: YouTube is not a real job.
Delinquent: Yea, said by someone who makes TikTok videos.
(a “tiktok” video of Dylan starts playing) 
 
 
(at Height Freights)
Steve: So which one are we gonna try first?
(A montage of them having fun;
The Wheel, Roller-Coaster, Drop Tower, Drinking Smoothie)
With All Stars Instrumentals playing in the background
 
(Dylan and Brute sitting tried on a bench)
Dylan: Man, today was damn fun.
Brute: I gotta agree dude, I haven’t felt this good since
the day I deleted Twitter.
Delinquent: Hey guys, guess what I bought! A firework
launcher!
Dylan: Give me that, I’ve got experience with fireworks.
Dylan: Here, see this, I am gonna show you how to use it.
(Dylan accidentally shot Brute’s eyes with the firework
launcher)
Brute: AHHHHH MY EYES, MY EYES !!! I CAN’T SEE! GET OUT THE
WAY MOTH*ERF*CKER!  GET OUT THE WAY, I CAN’T SEE!
(The screen turns grey,
Guy: *in a British Accent* Hello there, if you are confused
about what that was, it was actually a reference to a Tobey
Maguire clip. Don’t worry, I will play it for you.
 
 
(Cut to black screen)
Brute: Hello? Umm… why is the screen still black?
Delinquent: What do you mean?
Doctor: I’m sorry guys but he is going to be blind for a
while, he will gain his vision back eventually. Just make
sure he gets enough rest.
Dylan: Is there anything we can do for him to heal faster?
Doctor: Well, we can do a surgery but... It will cost a lot
Delinquent: Hey, I can pay for- … oooohh… I just realised
that I spent all my money earlier.
Doctor: Okay so, if you guys need anything, just call me.
(Doctor leaves)
Delinquent: So now what?
Dylan: Let’s go watch that new Spiderman movie
Brute: Yall know that I can still hear right? I’m just
blind.
(Dylan and Delinquent leaves)
Brute: Did they just leave me alone? Hello?
Steve: Hi
Brute: Steve, that’s you?
Steve: Uhhh yes.
(Brute hears Mario laughing)
Brute: Who the hell was that?
Steve: Ah, it’s just my friend, Chris
Brute: Chris who?
Steve: Chris Pratt
(CUTAWAY GAG SCENE ABOUT CHRIS PRATT VOICING CHARACTERS
PLAYS)
 
(At Hillside’s café)
Delinquent: So what are you guys gonna do this week?
Rookie: I’m pretty sure my family will take me to our
vacation house.
Delinquent: You have a vacation house?
Rookie: That is literally what I just said.
Red Panda: I’m not sure yet actually but I’m thinking of
meeting my online friend, we’ve been friends for a while.
Delinquent: Are you sure that’s safe?
Rookie: He could be a 69 years old man that lives inside a
RV Truck and eats burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
He might even like Roblox #### and wears an “I used to be
young” t-shirt, and maybe he has a dog named Baby Shark.
Delinquent: That was a bit specific…
Red Panda: It’s all fine guys, we are close friends, I’ve
also called him on discord before.
Cashier: There are some genuine people online, I met my
girlfriend through Discord.
Delinquent: Have you met her?
Cashier: She keeps giving me excuses, last time she said she
doesn’t have any transportation, so I gave her 500 dollars,
the next day she said that needs my money for her medical
bill.
Red Panda: So you sent her the money?
Cashier: Absolutely!
Delinquent: Dude, you are being scammed
Cashier: Shut up, all my friends said the same thing, I KNOW
IT’S NOT A SCAM!!
Delinquent: Definitely a scam.
 
(At Mighty Manor)
Brute: What can I even do, I can’t see anything!
Steve: How about a podcast?
Brute: I’ll give it a try.
Podcast: * a bunch of typical sound effects playing*
Brute: WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE?
Steve: I-I don’t even know, I’m just playing whatever is on
the most liked podcast list.
Brute: People like this sh*t?
Steve: Hey, how about you start your own podcast?
Brute: Wh-what? I don’t know- what should I even talk
about??
Steve: Maybe your life problems??
Brute: Are you saying that I am a miserable person?
Steve: No- Wha-
Brute: I can’t blame you for saying that, my life is falling
apart right now, especially when- you know? This whole “I
can’t see” thing. So yeah, let’s do a damn podcast!
 
(Podcast session)
Brute: Do you know what annoys me the most, me, as a blind
person?
Steve: No, what is it?
Brute: Those wet floor signs.
Steve: Why ?
Brute: Wow, you really gonna ask “Why?” I have fell a lot on
those wet-ass floors, and they be like “Can’t you see the
sign?”
 
(Podcast is getting more attention and Brute’s podcast
becomes one of the most listened podcast)
Brute: I really hate it when they come to me, and say “I’m
surprised that you have a real job”, my guy, are you living
in a bubble? Like, what kind of question is that? It’s like
saying “Have you ever touched grass?” to an Arsenal player,
oh wait, that’s not a good example since Arsenal players are
mentally unstable.
 
(At a random place)
Guy: Which podcast are you listening to?
Guy2:It’s “Brute Absolute” !
Guy: Oh I like that guy! He’s cool, man!
Guy3: What are you guys talking about?
Guy2: “Brute Absolute”!
Guy3: Damn I like that guy!
Guy4: Hey, what yall talking about?
Guy3: “Brute Absolute”!
Guy4: I love that guy!
 
 (At Stinky’s Café)
(Brute is being interviewed on another podcast, and Steve is
listening to the podcast through his phone)
Interviewer: So what inspired you to start this podcast of
yours?
Brute: Life, life made me do it. I just wanted to share my
personal thoughts to the public.
Interviewer: Also, I heard that you are going to start a TV
show on CBS? Is that right?
Brute: They called me, they are paying me a lot, so I had to
do it.
Interviewer: Who wouldn’t want money am I right?
 
Steve: Really Brute? I get no credits at all?
Steve: I’m gonna talk to him.
Cashier: Are you gonna pay?
Steve: *shapeshifts into a girl with a flirty music playing*
How about if I give you my phone number?
Cashier: Yes yes yes

(At Mighty Manor)

*Brute is at the computer desk*
Steve: Really dude?
Brute: What?
Steve: I GAVE YOU THE IDEA TO START YOUR OWN PODCAST AND YOU
DIDN’T CREDIT ME AT ALL?
Brute: Hey man look, no one wants to hear that crap, okay?
Steve: AT LEAST MENTION THAT I- Wait a minute… how are you
on the computer?
Brute: Uhh..I memorised the keys
Steve: That doesn’t explained on how you are playing a game
without any vision, wait… don’t tell me that… you have
already recovered from your blindness…
Brute: FINE! MY VISION IS BACK, I HAVE TO KEEP PRETENDING OR
ELSE I WILL LOSE MY CAREER!
Steve: What if the people finds out? Especially that you are
going on a live tv tomorrow!
Brute: Calm down, I will just look at random directions!
Steve: What if you accidentally stare at the cameras?
Brute: I will just act normal, they won’t notice a thing.

(At TV Studio)
Brute: Welcome to the first ever episode of Brute Absolute
the TV SHOW!
(Audience clapping/cheering)
Brute: *stares at the camera*
Crowd: How is he looking at the camera!?
Brute: So how is everyone doing? You, the one with a pink t-
shirt! How are you doing?
Pink Shirt Guy: What the? How did you know that I’m wearing
pink?
Brute: Damn it, screw this. Goodnight everyone *starts
shooting everyone*
(AUDIENCE SCREAMING FOR HELP)
(cut to Black Screen)

(At Boulevard)
Red Panda: I am so excited to meet him!
(Looking at her phone)
Mysterious person: Hey there!
Red Panda: Hey you must be- *gets knocked out by mysterious
person*
*RED PANDA’S PHONE FELL OFF*
(INTENSE MUSIC)