RESPECT YOUR ELDER

Who is an elder? Here is a simple way to recognize an elder, the reason to accord him respect;

 An elder owns a yellow orche

 An elder has survived the sword more than five times
 An elder has rights to sit under the tree of life
 An elder eats on the national cake
 An elder has a kabala buddy
 An elder wears a wooden sole shoe
 An elder clips his tie
 An elder has all games in the green lane
 An elder is never too late, it’s the the next program that’s too early
 All elders are cool and planned
 You all must dance to an elder’s music selection
 An elder has a beard
 An elder has skipped a river
 An elder is older and taller by default
 An elder never loses a match to a below
 The tarmac was built so as elders walk the wooden soles to the mess
 An elder is an official on all functions
 An elder’s jokes are always funny
 An elder can dance Jabba
 An elder never misses the Sunday paper bag
 An elder never misses kata

By: Asiimwe Joel

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