Memoirs of A Lagos PLAYBOY

Memoirs of A Lagos PLAYBOY Episode

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 Toriperi • February 9, 2020 0  4 minutes read

Memoirs of A Lagos PLAYBOY…Episode 1

Today, during my lunch break I ran into this pretty lady. She said her name was
Christy. She was about 5’7′, slim and well proportioned in perfectly cut dark suit
and matching p-nts. A career woman from her outfit; most likely a banker. Now,
I’ll let you know this upfront; I’m not looking to get settled just yet. I just want to
have fun. I’m young, cool and handsome. I won’t say I’m rich but I do just fine.
This was a much needed change from my steady routine of UNILAG…sorry,
Moshood Abiola University babes.
Before you call me spineless, hear me out. I don’t usually chase career women.
You should know why. This is Lagos! It is teeming with single career women
and 7 times out of 10, any single career woman you date is hoping you propose
after six months of intense rom-nce and hot s€×. Not me. Call me selfish but I
treasure my freedom too damn much. I don’t want to be wrapped around a
woman’s fingers just yet. Actually, the last career woman I dated was a little
over a year ago. Untangling myself from her web of possessiveness proved
trickier than I thought with so many unsavory experiences; especially her
exceptional detective skills that I’d rather not talk about. I’ll leave it at that.
Yes, Christy…she said her name was Christy. She wore her hair long and
natural. She wore light make-up which perfectly accentuated her pretty face.
She was fair in complexion in stark contrast to my dark. But then, fair
complexioned ladies always found me attractive. She had ordered and was
eating alone, deeply engrossed in her blackberry. I studied her as I ordered my
lunch. I surmised she would be in her late 20′s or early 30′s. She didn’t wear
much jewelry. No ring on her finger. She spent more time on her phone rather
than on her nearly untouched meal; a clear indication she was in no hurry.
However, the usual signals I usually seek before I move in on a prey were
absent (trade mark secrets so I ain’t telling!). Here was an absolutely confident
woman who reeked of success. If there was any chink in her armor, she hid it
well and to find it, I’d have to get close.
I picked up my lunch, paid for it and went straight towards her table. She
seemed to take notice and she looked up at me. For a split second, I saw
something in there as our eyes met. Yeah…I’m not bragging but I usually have
that effect on women. She looked away as I got to her table.
“Hi, hope you don’t mind if I join you?” I said. She looked up and shrugged. The
silent treatment eh, I thought. I sat down directly across her and pretended to
be engrossed in my meal. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw her steal a look.
She seemed be a bit uncomfortable with my nonchalant presence but didn’t
make any attempt to leave. Nearly half way through my meal, I said, “I see you
have hærdly touched your meal for almost fifteen minutes now.”
My statement surprised her and she looked up from her mobile phone. I
continued, “Hope everything’s ok?”
“You’ve been monitoring me, haven’t you?” She said, her voice low and sweet. A
light smile had formed across her pretty l-ips.
“Well, I admit I have. You are certainly worth monitoring.” I said and flashed my
most charming smile.
“I’m Michael…”, I said extending my hand which she took. Her hand was soft,
very soft. “…but you can call me Mick.”
“I’m Christy.” She said, smiling. Beautiful l-ips.
“I have a confession Christy. One I hope you’ll bear with me for sharing” I said
apologetically.
“I woke up this morning with a very special feeling…one that I couldn’t explain,
until now.”
“What do you mean?” She asked, a bit taken aback.
“There was something special about today that I didn’t understand but finally I
did when I saw you.”
I saw many things in her eyes. Shock, incredulity, surprise but repulse wasn’t
one of them. She dropped her phone close to her barely touched meal which
consisted of just a plate of coleslaw and surveyed me critically. I put on my
game face, meal pushed aside.
“I’m impressed.” She said. “Those are excellent pick up lines. Do girls usually
fall for them?” She asked, mockingly.
“They are not pick up lines,” I said calmly, maintaining my intense stare.
“Merely an expression of my feelings. There was a promise of beauty in my life
today and I’ve just come face to face with it.”
There was a small frown, but it was gone in a second. I could imagine the
turmoil going through her mind. I had sowed a seed and it would germinate. My
stare continued and she grew uncomfortable. She reached for her unopened
bottle of water, almost knocking it down. With amazing reflex, I caught it, broke
the seal and handed it back to her. Her fingers brushed mine as she retrieved it
back. She unscrewed the cap, took two quick gulps and replaced the cap.
“What do you want from me?” She asked.
“Just your number” I said meekly as I brought out my phone.
She took it without hesitation and typed in her number. I dialed the number as
soon as she handed my phone back.
“Don’t you trust that I gave you the right number?” She asked, laughing.
“There’s that but I want you to have my number as well.” I said smiling. Her
phone vibrated on the table and I cut the call. I rose up.
“Christy, you just made my day.” I extended my hand again and when I received
hers, this time I k-ssed it. She went bright red.
Without another word, I turned and walked to the exit. I could feel her eyes
boring h0les in my back and I was suddenly cautious about missing a step. It
was a relief to walk out the eatery establishment.
She would be mine by the weekend.

Malcolm
@saymalcolm

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