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A Calvin and Hobbes Collection by Dill Watterson
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DEPOSITS, AS OPPOSED TO,
SAY. AN IGNEOUS ROOC,
WHICH IS VOLCANIC
IN ORIGIN.
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REST OF THIS LAST TEAR!
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KNOW FOR A. FACT, OF
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TELL YOU THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY
WAY l YtCMLD EVEN ' " “
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NEU- THE VULGAR, OBSCENE OR
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MESSAGE. SHELL BE LURED TT>
.?Baaon OUR WATER BAU-OOR TRAP/

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THAT TOP SECRET. COPED FOUND THE UTTER. I'D
LETTER, HOBBES! IT WOULD HCK IT UP AND DECODE IT.
BE AWNL IF TOO HAPPENED so i COULD RUIN ML OUR
RIANS.' THAT WOULD SURE
BE BAD FOR US '