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OF A TOMB. A * A O M ?/ P E O P LE ARE
BURIED .

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( H O W T H E ANCIENT ESYPTlAMS 0URIEO THEIR <IKJSS.

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L A P lE S AMO GENTLEMEN, THIS IS THE ONLY G O O O ! A M 'I HOPE N

TOMB O F r f S KIMD IM MORTH AMERICA* ITS ALL FtLLBO UPS

-THE TOMBS WERE CUT „ SORTA LIKE A

OUT O F SOHO ROCK B A N K VAULT
TO PISCOURAGE TNtBVES HUH? -
 IN T H E ANTECHAM BER, TH E WALL HAS m
INSCRIPTIONS A0O UTTH ELIFEO FTH E PECEASEP.

WHO'S THAT F^EEKIN'

AT US BACK T H E R E T

ju s t a statue
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-THIS MURAL SHOWS THE DEAD
PERSON'S H E A R T BEING WEIGHED
A6A/N STTHE FEATHER O F TRUTH

THESE
PICTURES
UOOK LIKE
A COM/C
S T R tP !

V O O -H O O ! 0 E CAREFUL,
ANYBO D Y DENNIS 5
HOM E? f
 VV VOU S E E NO, I WAS H ERE'S A PICTURE
‘THAT PICTURE CHECKIN'OUT O F O W E U K E IT . ^
or the s c a l e -THAT HO LE.
OF TRUTH,
E7ENNIS ? A

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$N THE LAUD OF THE DEAD, A PRINCESS AND HER SERVANT WAIT AS ANfBUS,
THE 7ACKAL-HEADED GOD OF EMBALMING, WEIGHS HER HEART AGAtNST THE
FEATHER OF TRUTH. IF SHE IS WITHOUT SIN, OSIRIS, THE GOD OF THE DEAD,
WILL ADMIT HER TO THE NEAT WORLD.

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HOW ABOUT TH AT FOR
A UUEE- -DETECTOR
A PE TEST?
 HOW COME THESE W H AT? J SOME OF 'EM THOSE WERE THE 1
GYFSHUNS 1AJERE HAD HEAPS LIKE QODS,
ALWAYS PLAY/KJ' POSS, AH BiRPS, THESE
HALLOWEEN ? A N ....

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I ^ I T hought WELL, THAT'S HOlAJ THE UNTIL TH /S
THERE'S 'JUST OLD EGYPTIANS 0ELIEVEO. MAN CHANGED
OA/E GOD, NOT A LL THAT 5
ALL THOSE FUWNY-
LOOKIN' GUVS ■

AKHNATON

HMM ! I'LL SAY* LISTEN, DENNIS — IN 1358 B. C v

PHAROAH AKHNATON DECLARED, FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN THE WORLD'S HISTORY, THAT THERE WAS BUT ONE
s o d o v e r a l l . t h is b e l i e f in o n e g o d h a d a
TREMENDOUS EFFECT ON THE CUSTOMS AND
s PRACTICES OF THE PEOPLE, WHICH WAS NEVER 7
\ ENTIRELY LO ST E Y E N T 0 T H E .X
V TIME O F CHRISTIANITY* )------------------ -
GOOD
FOR
H IM !
 A l l THOSE NO HE WAS TOO
FUNNY-LOOKIN' SMART FOR THEM
SO U S DIDNT
FOOL t f / M ,
HUH?

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TO M A R R Y -THE MOST BSAUTIRJL ) ABOUT THAT! HAVE BEAUTY
QUEEN E S Y F T E V E R HAD— CONTESTS
NEFERTITI • Y N THEN ? >

DID THEY EYER MAKE A I DON'T THEY 0 / 0

M O W S ’ ABOUT NEFERTITI THINK SO HAVE BEAUTY
CONTESTS
TWEN *
p T 0U T THE ARTIST SHE WAS
WHO SCULPTED HER owe who o o r
SAID HE COULD WEVER AWAf/, HUH ?
CAPTURE HER
0EAU T V .

WO DAD—
SHE SAID
KIWS T U T !
 WAS THAT
A PET
M O N K EY !

WELL, W E LL! R EAD IT \ f 'iSS, PAD — STOP

HMMM! HOW TO ME, 1 MONKEY/NS AROUND
ABOUT THAT f dad; /N . ____ ,

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THOTH, THE SA C R ED BABOON, CAN YOU IMAGINE

WAS BELIEVED BY "THE EGYPTIANS THAT, DENNIS ?
TO HAVE INVENTED ALL THE ARTS
AND SCIENCES.
ENDOWED WITH COMPLETE i ’mTRYIN'J
KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM, THOTH I'M TRYIW»
SAVE THE WORLD ARITHMATlC,
GEOMETRY, ASTRONOMY, MUSIC,
DRAW/NS, ANP ABO VE ALL,
WRITING IN HIEROGLYPHICS.
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THAT WHAT A BOPi— V S S . PSNWIS SHOULD
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WHY PONY IT WMS 0URIED— THOUSANDS OF HENfRV,

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MUMMIES, U/HERE ARE THE VEARS OLD*
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EYEM MADE MUMMIES MIME U Y E S ARE uf? WE ESYPTIAM CAT*
OF C A TS f COULD STILL K E E P .
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 ARE THESE L E T ’S S E E . NO — T H EY'R E MODEL I COULC? USE L-
L iT rL E B lT T V FIGURES O F SE R V A N TS WHO A LITTLE SERVANT
M UMMIES ? WOULD T A K E CARE O F THEIR NOW !
MASTERS IN THE OTHER WORLD. >

AND THIS SHOWS THAT'S ONE GUT

HOW THE DEAD PERSON WHO WOULDN'T
WOULD GET AROUND IN GET SEA-SlCK, 1
THE SPIRT WORLD. , HUH ? y

I GUESS THIS SHOWS UH-HUH — THIS A N ’ WHAT

HOW THE OLD EGTPTIANS FELLOW IS PLOWING ARE 7VESE
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PLAY/MS A GAM E LIKE CHEC<££S TUMP THERE,
^ WITH HIS M O TH ER. ,___ STU PIP J
 EVEN "THEN LADIES
HADGA PUT ON THEIR
FACES, HUH T

THAT s u y s s o n n a
SMASH HIS THUMB •

WELL, DENNIS, THAT'S HOW BOY, THAT WAS EVEN I WOULDNT

THINGS WERE DONE IN EGYPT BEFO RE MR.W LSON'S MENTION THAT
AROUND H-OOO YEARS AGO. TIME, HUH ? TO HIM*
 WHAT PO YOU W ELL— IF YOU THINK \ue'ZE GO/NG
LIKE 066T ABOUT I THINK , T O TELL YtXJ THEY WECE
-TH6 PLACE, r it w as the MUMMIES, vOU'fcE v
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BIRD HEAPS— >

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WOK H E R E!

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MUSEUM
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LOVELY PAR C YA T O YOU
THE PATH, WONTJ J
DAD!

S A Y IS THIS T HO— THATiSAW 4 . IT MUST 0 E FART

SOME K/NDA / EGYPTIAN MURAL. I OF THE MUSEUM f
H^ALK'IN ^ .
MOVIE
 YOU S ’FDSE THERE S NO— AND NO AMERICAN
ANY GYPSHUN FISHES CHILUZE^ EITHER?
IN) HERE ? ^ c o m e alo n g , d e n n is ? .

P o e s n 't t h a t l o o k AW, C'MON, M O M -

LIKE THE WASHINGTON NOBODY'S GONNA
MONUMENT— ON A WE7<3// THAT
S M A LL S C A LE ? THING? ^

AND I DON'T IMAGINE THAT SPELLS NOT UNLESS

OUT WASHINGTON'S FAREW ELL ADDRESS HE WAS A
G V PSH U N , j
HUH? /
 S A Y ! i l l b e t t h i s is a A N D THEY WERE THE y
how c o u l d t h e y
PA P Y R U S p la n t ; t h a t t h e f=l*e©T PEOPLE TO M AKE M f lf f / ? *
EGYPTIANS USED TO MAKE /W /4 K E p a p e r , r OUTTA W E E D S ?
A * * ® ? / y w e r e n 't t h e y ? /

WELL, I THINK THEY ...A M THEY / I ME S E E

FLATTENED IT... CAM E U P / i T DENNIS 2
THEN CROSS-LAID WITH THIS, V
IT...THEN POUNPEP h u h ? y
IT . . .

WHY, THIS N E W S PA PER HAS A STO RY YO U 'R E , I N O — SHE R E A L L Y

A0OUT 4/S/ IT SAYS THAT THE MITCHELL KIDDlN / M E A N S w e snooted
FAMILY E N JO Y E D THEIR VISIT TO THE MOM ! A OUR VISIT!
ROSlCRUClAN EG YPTIAN MUSEUM, AND
RECOMMEND ITTO AUL THEIR FRIENDS
 S A Y T H E S E PIC T U R ES PRETTY HOW DO
WEUU T ELL THE 6TORY OF ANCIENT YA MEAN,
E G Y P T DON'T T H E Y ? ____ IPAD?

WELU, HERE'S TH E S O D , I KNOW! THAT'S

OP THE SON GIVING OUT ITS WHAT THEY CALL
B LE S S IN G S TO THE PEOPLE. SOLAR ENERGY!

AND HEREfe WHERE O N E S -fHATfe WHEN Y E S — UKE YOU,

HEART IS WEIGHED AGAINST IT PAYG T O B E SON ...U K E YOU f
THE FE A T H E R O F TRUTH! UGHT HEARTED
UKE ME, HUH ?

"DENNIS THE MENACE" CREATED BY HANK KETCHAM, APPEARS IN

OVER 700 NEWSPAPERS •, IN 43 COUNTRIES. . . IN 14 LANGUAGES!
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2. Each (abbr.) (first and last name)
7. Anti-Aircraft (abbr.)
3. “Our flag was - - - - - there/'
8. Roman numeral for “four"
4. Rhode Island (abbr.) 9. All right (slang)
5. Egg-shaped 11. Vigor
6. Thus 13. F i t - - a fiddle
10. He wrote “Star 15. Nickname for our
Spangled Banner/' flag (two words)
18. Man’s name
11. Hull an d ------
20. University of
12. Maryland (abbr.) Texas (abbr.)
14. Opposite of sweet 21. Color of some
16. Obtain stripes in flag
17. Rights (abbr.) 22. “Whose broad
stripes and
19. Maine (abbr.) b rig h t "
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