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) Year 1965,
MOM's GIFT
I just turned 15.I was heading to DU to study Political science,yeah at 15, when mom stopped
me & told me to take new stuff(mum's gift) to college as it would help me study.
A digital Camera.

2.) Year 1975,

INNOVATION OF AN APPLE
I just turned 25. I took mum to guruji's ashram where we met 2 hungry american hippies. I gave

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them my half eaten apple & some wisdom from my Himalayan travels.
Few years Later they opened a computer company & rest as they say is History.

3​.) Year 1977,

CREATING A TEMPLE MYTH
I turned 27. I met a political guy Red kans Advan who told me his astonishing childhood story.
He narrated that how in 1949, while playing Truth & dare, he dared to plant some statues in a
muslim home & it reignited a shitstormy legal battle lasting ages.

4.)Year 1985,

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CREATING A LEGEND
I turned 35 & met an argentinean footballer in Malana.I told him about our freedom struggle &
how we suffered from english hands.

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He was moved & assured me that he will give them a hand they will never forget.
He kept his promise in 1986 football world cup.

5.)Year 1987
START OF A DREAM
I turned 37,i went to spend my belated birthday party to lakshdweep.
I got lucky, saw our PM there. So many navy ships around & a big one too. What a sight.
Someday,i will also travel like that but by Air.

6.)Year 1988,
LATEST TECHNOLOGY OF 1988
38 now.
My mum's gift,Digital camera,came handy. My friend,my guru,Red Kans Advan, didn't come to
my birthday party Again.
I was angry.
So i transmitted birthday party photo to him to make him jealous.
One day, i will stop inviting him to the party.
7.)Year 1991,
CAPITALISM
41 now,
Sikh guy,what a guy.
Govt. Has opened doors for foreign companies,some globalisation.Those 2 american hippies
are billionaires now. Sad,they don't even recognize me
Atleast i know my wisdom is great,i should use it more often.

8​.)Year 1992
FALL OF A MOSQUE

42 years & almost 3 months now,

Red kans advan, what a man.
Now i know why he was not coming to my Birthday parties.

9.)
Year 2001
BEING CM

51 now,
I am chief of village now.

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My mum's camera was awesome,but now i have decided to be on the other side of camera.
Oh man, i am lovin it.

10.)
Year 2002,
RIOTS

51 months & 5 months only,

These stains on my clothes.
I usually love facing the camera,but in these situation,i just want to hide from it.

Note to future self:- I will make stains normal & cameraman mine,then i won't have to hide.

11.)Year 2007,
THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

Almost 57,
I think my age has caught up.
Thats why i felt dizzy & thirsty in that interview.
 🤔...News Channels.😃
Note to future self:- Add anchors to the list...hell,think big

12.)Year 2007
THE DISTRACTIONS

Still 57,
Glad people didnt see that interview.
World was changing & all eyes were on those american hippies who just released a
revolutionary 3 features(music,phone,internet) in 1 mobile Phone.

Note to future self:- Distraction is Gold stuff.

13.) Year 2012,

START OF A DREAM( II)

62 now,
I am ready to rediscover my self.
Work that i have done in my village has set an example all over.I will do the same for my cities.
Dynasts & Advan should learn something from me.

14.) Year 2014,

I HAVE STREANH NOW

64 now,
Happiest day of my life. My dream that i saw in lakshdweep in 87 has came true.I will fly a lot
now.

Burn u,Advan. You did nt come to my Bday 🎂 🌻

party.Now u won't come to any party.
Still, i want your all inclusiveness & faith,but from far away.

To my voters,i will "clean up the city,women will be safer,everything will be made in our city,no

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body will stain each other clothes,i will bring back money from goras,dynasts will be finished.100
e-cities everywhere."

Note to self:- Man,i sell dreams better than tea.

15.) Year 2016,

FUCKING 1ST PM UNIVERSITY

65 years & 5 months now,

My party workers & news channels are doing an awesome job by labelling people anti-city,oscar
return gang.
I am doing so much for everyone,working all day & they give this city & its guards no respect.
These people are truly anti-city.

16.) Year 2019,

I AM A LEGEND

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I won again . Burn u all anti city people.
I have done my heart talks every month from last 5 years & gave interviews to my
channels.Made All e-cities super developed.
But i still dont like press conference,unexpected questions like the one in 2007 still haunts me.
I rather distract them by showing them dreams,creating stains all over.They love it.
I control everything now & I will make my tenure longer than ashoka's,akbar's,gora's.

I know,History will forever remember me & judge me kindly. 😜