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NOTE Date: 2020/12/15 08:34:26
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<c.bg_transparent>[crowd cheering]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Hey.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Guys.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Hi, Dave.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[cheering continues]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>All right.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Hey, everybody. Good to see ya.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Thanks for coming.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Netflix finally gave me my own special.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>And they love my comedy so much,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>they didn't want me to be alone,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>so they…</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Please say hello to Fortune Feimster</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-and London Hughes.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[both] Hi!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>A big show for you tonight.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>We have Emma Corrin</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and Josh O'Connor from</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>
The Crown</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>We have Lauren and Cameron Hamilton</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>from</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Love is
Blind</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[cheer]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Lily Collins from</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Emily
in Paris</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[cheer]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Anya Taylor-Joy from</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>
Queen's Gambit</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Rick Kirkham from </c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>Tiger
King</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and Kevin Hart from everything else.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[crowd cheers]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Damn.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-This show--</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Those are some real gets.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[David] It's a big one, right?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Yeah.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Lots of good shows on Netflix this year.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>There were so many,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Netflix should have their own award show.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Then I was like,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>"Wait, they do. The Emmys."</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>And the Oscars and the CableACE Award.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Honestly, the last 12 months</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>were the most memorable decade of my life.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>So much happened.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Elon Musk and Grimes, they had a baby.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>They named it Meep-Mop-Moop.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>No, I think the real name was X-E-I-T-1-2,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>or as I call him, Bingo!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Uh…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Sounds like the name of a vaccine.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[David] That's right.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>They named the kid after the next vaccine.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Uh… What else? Disney confirmed</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>its first bisexual character</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>in a new animated series.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>They're calling it</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> The
Mandalorian Who</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Sometimes Feels Like a
Womandolorian</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I don't think you know,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that's not what bisexual… Never mind.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Did I get that one wrong?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Yeah. It's fine.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I'd say it's the second</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>bisexual character.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Ariel from</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> The Little
Mermaid</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>liked both clams and blowfish.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Do you remember?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>If you think back,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>then you're like… yeah.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Wrong. Don't clap that.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[laughing]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Tekashi69 was released early from prison</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>for medical reasons.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I guess snitches really do get stitches.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I thought-- I always thought</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that was a saying, and I'm like, "Oh…"</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Six-nine? It's not sixty-nine?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I think in prison it's now 69.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[laughter]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Fyre Fest creator Billy McFarland</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>was put in solitary confinement</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>after he was caught</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>trying to start a podcast.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>This should be the universal punishment</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>for trying to start a podcast.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>A lot's happened in music.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Taylor Swift's new album</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>sold 1.3 million copies in one day.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>It broke streaming records,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>it broke download records,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>and it broke one rapper in Wyoming.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>You know, Kanye, he got 60,000 votes</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in the last presidential election.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>He came in behind an everything bagel.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I voted for the everything bagel.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I felt so stupid.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Speaking of guys who force their followers</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to wear beige clothing,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Kim Jong-un had major health issues,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>reportedly from excessive drinking.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Being known as a drunk</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>is really gonna hurt his reputation.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>You don't wanna be known</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>as the crazy dictator</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>that's also a bit of a Boozy Suzie.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[whistles]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I don't hang out with that dude now.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>He gets weird when he's drunk.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>We had a lot of firsts this year.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>The Bachelor</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>
announced that Matt James</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>will be the show's</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>first ever Black bachelor.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Right? Isn't that great?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[audience cheering]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Producers said it was time</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to give Black men</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>who aren't professional athletes</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>a shot at white women.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Wow. Wow.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[laughing]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[David] "Wow."</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Is there a cat there? Wow.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Wow.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Yeah, man, even I signed up.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>TikTok was all the rage during quarantine.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>A report says a top TikTok star</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>can make as much as five million a year.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Kim Kardashian was like, "I can't believe</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I could've done a dance video</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>instead of a…"</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[whistles] "I could've…</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Aw. I can't catch a break."</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-All right, let's get this thing going.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Yeah!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[upbeat music plays]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Whoo. Nice.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Yes, smooth.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Smooth?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Smooth sailing.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Smooth.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>You guys, one of the… probably one</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>of the biggest stories this year</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>was the coronavirus.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[London] Yes.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I think that's safe to say.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>So… were you guys for it?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Were you against it?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Where did you land?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>It's crazy. I was totally for it,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>because I basically moved to LA</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>in February to become a star.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Um, and then the coronavirus hit,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>then it was lockdown,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>then there was a race war.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[laughs]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>There was California wildfires,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>ash falling from the sky…</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>No free healthcare in the country.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Don't know if you knew.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>But I got this job. Things are looking up!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-There you go.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] Nice.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Things are looking…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I'm living the American dream!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>It's amazing.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I also moved to LA to become a star.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[laughter]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[David] Excellent.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I remember when we were stuck for so long,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and the governor came out and said,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>"Okay, we're gonna start opening things.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>First tier."</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I was like, "Here we go."</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>He's like, "Starting tomorrow,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>rock quarries are open, um…</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>caterpillar sanctuaries,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>archery repair shops."</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I'm like, "What the fuck is going on?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Anything that I do?"</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I just want indoor dining again.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Jesus… anything.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, this has been a tough time.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I mean, pre-pandemic,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I was a tight 125 pounds.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-And…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] Tight!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Yes, babe.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Things have… Things have changed.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>R. Kelly wasn't dating COVID-15.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Did you hear that?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[London] Stop it!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I think it's a rumor.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-David Spade. Jesus.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-There's no proof of that.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Oh, man.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Anything good come out of quarantine?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I had a new hobby. I've taken up celibacy.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Um…</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Not on purpose, not by choice.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>It just happened.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>So did I. I got married.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>The only way we can end this topic is with</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>the vaccine. So let's move on. All right.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>So, the beginning of quarantine</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>was hard on all of us.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>But we all started feeling</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>a little bit better about our lives</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>after watching a gay guy</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>marry two straight dudes</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>while eating expired meat from Walmart.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Our next guest helped Joe Exotic</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>become our Tiger
King</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Please welcome the legendary producer</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>and star of the biggest</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Netflix documentary of the year,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>it's Mr. Rick Kirkham.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[applause]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Rick! Rick! Rick!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Rick!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Rick! Rick! Rick!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Ricky Rick!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Snake Hips Rick, I like to call you. Hi.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Hi, Rick.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Hey.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Nice to see you all again.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Rick, the hat. I didn't know</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>if he was gonna wear the hat.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I'm so glad you did.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Is it stuck to your head?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>The hat is good.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>It's an appendage. It doesn't come off.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Yeah. It looks like you're calling</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>from a closet.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Reminds me of the good old days.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[all laughing]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Rick, thanks for joining us.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Uh, are you and Carole Baskin</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>still Facebook friends or no?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>We are still Facebook friends,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>even though she knows</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that I believe she killed her husband.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>She still stays friends with me.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Rick, dang!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Yo!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Richie.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Rick.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Did you vote for her</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>on</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Dancing With the
Stars?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[laughs] No.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Oh, my gosh.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Oh, Rick.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Did she, uh… Do you think she tap danced</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Oh, my God. [laughs]</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I'm tying it all together, folks.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>In hindsight, do you think Joe is a hero</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>or a villain, or is it murky?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Oh, wow, you know, David,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>we talked earlier in the year,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>and things have been just as crazy</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>since then up until now.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>We're doing interviews</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and different shows,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>and everybody wanted to know</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>what I thought about Carole</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>and her husband,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and I finally came out and admitted,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Um, this… this whole thing</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I can't believe that ten months later</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>we're still talking</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Tiger
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<c.bg_transparent>What did you expect</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>What were you thinking</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>would happen to your life</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>when you said, "Yeah, Netflix,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I'll do this documentary, easy"?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>You know what?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>The Netflix producers got hold of me</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>about a year before the series started.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>And they said,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>you're not gonna understand</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>how big this interview really is</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>And I'm like,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>"Yeah, right, give me a break."</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>he did the symbol for "wanker."</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[chuckles] Full wanker.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I don't know what that means.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>That means wanker. It's British.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I'll explain later.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[laughs]</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-The bottom line was, they were right.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>When Netflix came out this past February</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>with the series,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-my life turned upside down.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[London] Really?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>All of a sudden, I was doing interviews</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>three, four times a day</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>all around the world.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Uh, I had to close down</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>my one Facebook page,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>because people were coming in</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>by the thousands.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Yes.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>It just went crazy.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I couldn't use my phone for six months.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[London] Wow.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Just now,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I was able to use the phone again.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>So it's been nutty, crazy.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-But to tell how crazy it is…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Yeah, show us.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>…last week in the mail</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I got a Rick Kirkham action figure.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[David laughs]</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[London] Oh my god!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Yes, mate!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>It looks like Freddy Krueger.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>It looks like "generic white man,"</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>but I love it!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>We both shit on it. [laughs]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>And, Rick, you had taped even more stuff</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>and it burned down.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I mean, would this have
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<c.bg_transparent>on steroids… and meth?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, I think people</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>would've been fainting in the streets,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>had I had the material that we</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>originally shot for the reality show.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>But as you mentioned, it all burned up</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in the fire there at the zoo,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>the fire that Joe said Carole burned…</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[Fortune] Right.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>…that his partner John burned,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>everybody but him.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>And now we pretty much know</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>through the FBI who the real culprit was.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Global warming.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>He should've blamed</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>global warming, that's right.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Obviously, your life has changed</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and you're gonna be huge,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>but, I mean, you are huge,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>but if you had anyone play you</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>in</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Tiger King: The
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<c.bg_transparent>who would it be?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I've been thinking. I think Sting.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>What do you think about Sting?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Well, I'd like that. That's a compliment.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Quite honestly, I have heard</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>many, many different people</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>suggest at who would play Rick</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in the movie.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>One that seems to pop up the most</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>is Billy Bob Thornton.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[London] Oh, yeah!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] Yeah, I see that.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[London] That's a good one.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] I see.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Well, Rick, I appreciate</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>you getting my email</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>about wearing the same shirt today,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>thank you.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>It helps with the show</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and it helps tie one together.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Thanks for talking to us.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>We'll talk to you again, I'm sure.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Thank you, Rick.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[Rick] I look forward to it.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Bye!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Take care. </c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>Tiger
King</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> is streaming now.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Rick Kirkham, everybody.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[Fortune] Yeah, Rick.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[applause]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[playful music playing]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[upbeat music playing]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>More.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>You sure?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Hell yeah.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[automated voice on TV]</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>If you like white powder,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>you'll also love</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>
Narcos.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>If you like giant eggplants,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>you'll also like</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>
#blackAF.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Thanks for the tip.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Do you remember seeing me
on</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>
SNL</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Remember</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Saturday Night
Live</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>back in the day?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>It was me, Farls,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Chris Rock, Sandusky, Dana, Dennis…</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>So the show is blowing up.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>This is the greatest time of my life.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I'm stressed out but…</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[TV] </c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>If you like reliving
the '90s,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>you'll also love</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> The
Last Dance.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Farley gained weight, I lost weight,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>so it still stayed in the frame. [laughs]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>But, yeah.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[cheering]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Yes, guys, if 2020 taught us anything,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>it's that being locked</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in the same room for six months</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>isn't the best thing for a relationship.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>But we could've learned a thing or two</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>from eight couples</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>who fell in love sight unseen.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Take a look.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I've met the person</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I wanna spend the rest of my life with.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I've never seen her before.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[host] </c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>Here you will
choose</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>someone to marry…</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[woman] Hello.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[man] Nice to hear from you.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Can't say "See ya."</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>…without ever seeing them.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Right.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>From</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Love is
Blind,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>welcome Lauren and Cameron Hamilton.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[Fortune] Yes.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[London] Yeah!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] Whoo!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[David] Look at this.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Yeah.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Welcome, guys.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Welcome.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Oh, my God.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[David] Whoo!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-That jumpsuit pops.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[Lauren] Thank you.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>It's the color, right? On the melanin.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>When I wear them, nobody cares.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>No. Yours are…</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-I care.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Yeah, we care.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Thank you.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Hey, so you guys were on the show,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and was there…</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Is… It's already hard enough</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to stay together as a couple,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>but is there extra pressure that you have</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>fans now hoping you stay together?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Oh, yeah. They're watching us</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>under a microscope.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[London] We are. Yes, we are.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Y'all better stay together</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>or else I'm coming over there…</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-I've gotten, like, some threatening DMs.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Yes, you have.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Was it you? It was you.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>No, so yeah, but it's beautiful.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>We love that our supporters love our love.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>That's just, you know, it's more…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>it keeps us together.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Not that we need that to keep us together.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>So that's what you need to stay together?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>You're not sure.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>What if one of you had had terrible voice?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Think that we would be here now?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Good question.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>The voice was a big part of it.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I mean, voice can turn you on,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>it can make you feel like</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>this is the person, a big part of it.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Look at how he looks at her! I can't!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>London's a big fan</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>of y'all's relationship.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I'm trying to be cool!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I am not cool right now, guys.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Okay, huge fan, huge supporter.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Team Laumeron, I'm here for it.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[Cameron] Oh, thank you.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I'm here for it.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Are you still talking to any of</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>the other losers-- I mean contestants.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>We're all winners. We're all winners.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Um, Cam keeps staying in contact.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I keep in touch with Matt,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>or Barnett, as most know him,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-and Amber, of course, and also Mark.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Okay, so you do…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>You're friends in real life?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, surprisingly. I know, it's crazy.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Were there other couples</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that stayed together?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Yes, the Barnetts, so Amber and Barnett,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>they're still married.</c.bg_transparent>
331
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<c.bg_transparent>-Oh, my God, that's pretty shocking.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-It's pretty shocking just in Hollywood.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Because it's a two-year average marriage.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Two years, one kid, yeah.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>And that's probably the average.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>So to get through that is a big deal.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>And I like what you're saying</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>about the voice, because I…</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>When I think of things I find</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>as attractive qualities,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>voice is actually up there.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Yeah. It is.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Like a fingerprint.</c.bg_transparent>
341
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<c.bg_transparent>You get older,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>you notice a singer's voice,</c.bg_transparent>
342
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<c.bg_transparent>-peoples' voices… Used to be on the phone.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Right.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>You'd talk to someone you like so much</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>you got into their voice.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>So, to start with that is interesting,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>but if you have a squeaky one,</c.bg_transparent>
345
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<c.bg_transparent>they're out right away, that's tough.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Even Cam and I, when we talk</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>on the phone sometimes now,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>like, "God, it's like we're in the pod."</c.bg_transparent>
348
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<c.bg_transparent>And I was like, the voice.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Do you think the pod prepped you</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>for the pandemic?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Oh, yeah, absolutely.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>You didn't know but…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>you went from the pod to the pandemic.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[Lauren] We really did.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Like, "We're out. Ah, back in."</c.bg_transparent>
353
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<c.bg_transparent>What was the craziest thing about</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>watching it back with friends and family?</c.bg_transparent>
354
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<c.bg_transparent>Was it that your dad knew</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>you had sex with a white guy?</c.bg_transparent>
355
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<c.bg_transparent>'Cause I've been there.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[London] That's happened to me a lot.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-It's funny you should say that.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-We watched it alone first, and then…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Yeah, before the parents.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>…her dad came over,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>and it got to that scene in Mexico</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>where we were together for the first time,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>and Lauren disappeared to the kitchen.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Yeah, I was like…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-It was just him and her dad…</c.bg_transparent>
362
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<c.bg_transparent>him and I watching it in silence together.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Whoa</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Oh, man.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I didn't wanna watch me, like, make out</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>with Cam in front of…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that's weird, right?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>I love it. I have a PowerPoint</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>presentation for my dad.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>So you guys have…</c.bg_transparent>
369
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<c.bg_transparent>It's a cool thing to have this footage</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>of your relationship evolving.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Like our home movies.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Actually, when you first say,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>"I love you," you had…</c.bg_transparent>
372
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<c.bg_transparent>Let me look at a clip.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>You were hiding something.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Cameron?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Yes.</c.bg_transparent>
374
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<c.bg_transparent>I think I love you.</c.bg_transparent>
375
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<c.bg_transparent>I love you.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[giggles]</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[David] Oh, was that hiding a boner?</c.bg_transparent>
378
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<c.bg_transparent>-What was going on?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Ah!</c.bg_transparent>
379
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<c.bg_transparent>-Is that a boner pillow?</c.bg_transparent>
380
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<c.bg_transparent>I got one on Etsy.</c.bg_transparent>
381
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<c.bg_transparent>That's exactly what it was.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-I carry one with me to clubs.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Oh, wow. It was exciting times.</c.bg_transparent>
383
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<c.bg_transparent>I feel like that's the barometer</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>for knowing if you're in love,</c.bg_transparent>
384
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<c.bg_transparent>-if saying, "I love you…"</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-That is true.</c.bg_transparent>
385
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<c.bg_transparent>How many days…?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>You remember how many days into it?</c.bg_transparent>
386
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<c.bg_transparent>This was about day three.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-Day three? Dang.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-No, it was like day five.</c.bg_transparent>
388
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<c.bg_transparent>-Oh, that makes a difference.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-It was day five.</c.bg_transparent>
389
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<c.bg_transparent>Those two days in the pods,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>because everything…</c.bg_transparent>
390
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<c.bg_transparent>You have to remember, we were in there</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>with no other, like, sensory anything.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>We just had our emotions and each other,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>so five days felt like five years.</c.bg_transparent>
392
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<c.bg_transparent>That sounds like when lesbians</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>hunker down.</c.bg_transparent>
393
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<c.bg_transparent>We just have our emotions and each other</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>and a canned ham.</c.bg_transparent>
395
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<c.bg_transparent>-Bingo.</c.bg_transparent>
396
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<c.bg_transparent>-Very similar.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-That's been my pandemic.</c.bg_transparent>
397
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<c.bg_transparent>-That sounds pretty nice.</c.bg_transparent>
398
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<c.bg_transparent>So what's next for Team Laumeron?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Like, what's going on?</c.bg_transparent>
399
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Wait, is that the official…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Team Laumeron?</c.bg_transparent>
400
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I didn't know…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-There is a Team Laumeron.</c.bg_transparent>
401
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<c.bg_transparent>There is. We evaluated different fan names</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and that's the one that they went with.</c.bg_transparent>
402
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<c.bg_transparent>It's how Laumeron started.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>So is there gonna be…?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I mean, I hate asking,</c.bg_transparent>
404
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<c.bg_transparent>is there gonna be a baby Laumeron?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[David] Oh, boy.</c.bg_transparent>
406
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<c.bg_transparent>You know, well,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I'm not pregnant right now, London.</c.bg_transparent>
407
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<c.bg_transparent>But, you know, eventually we definitely</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>wanna have, you know, a little Hamilton.</c.bg_transparent>
408
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<c.bg_transparent>Maybe in the next year.</c.bg_transparent>
409
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<c.bg_transparent>You have a dog? Like a practice baby?</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-[Cameron] He is. And…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[Fortune] That's cute!</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[Lauren] He, yeah, he is so hyper, y'all.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>He's an Airedale terrier</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and he's one year old,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>so he's like a menace right now,</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>so we're trying to breathe,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>but it's good practice.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>-For like, you know.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] Super cute though.</c.bg_transparent>
416
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<c.bg_transparent>You guys are beautiful. You're beautiful</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>on TV but more beautiful in real life.</c.bg_transparent>
417
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<c.bg_transparent>-Oh, so are all of you.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-This is so…</c.bg_transparent>
418
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<c.bg_transparent>-Thank you.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Beautiful.</c.bg_transparent>
419
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>The love is just falling off of you.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I love it.</c.bg_transparent>
420
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I feel the same about you three.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-We definitely have our own pod here.</c.bg_transparent>
421
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<c.bg_transparent>So, it's pretty…</c.bg_transparent>
422
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<c.bg_transparent>-Sight unseen.</c.bg_transparent>
423
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<c.bg_transparent>Thank you for coming down.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>We really appreciate it.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>And it's great to see you in person.</c.bg_transparent>
425
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<c.bg_transparent>-Of course.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Thanks for coming in.</c.bg_transparent>
426
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<c.bg_transparent>-Any time.</c.bg_transparent>
427
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<c.bg_transparent>-There we go.</c.bg_transparent>
428
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<c.bg_transparent>Love is Blind</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>,
streaming now.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>The Hamiltons, everybody.</c.bg_transparent>
429
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<c.bg_transparent>Royalty! Royalty!</c.bg_transparent>
430
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431
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<c.bg_transparent>You know, some people think</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I'm new to Netflix,</c.bg_transparent>
432
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<c.bg_transparent>-which is wrong, Fortune.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Mm-hmm.</c.bg_transparent>
433
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I've been doing a lot of behind the scenes</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>here for a while.</c.bg_transparent>
434
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<c.bg_transparent>I'm the guy pulling the strings,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I'm the man in everyone's ear.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[Fortune] Mh-hm?</c.bg_transparent>
436
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>You don't understand me?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Let me show you. Let's look at the tape.</c.bg_transparent>
437
line:10.00%
<c.bg_transparent>[dramatic music playing]</c.bg_transparent>
438
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<c.bg_transparent>[David] This is the real estate show.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>What's it called?</c.bg_transparent>
439
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Selling Sunset.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Okay.</c.bg_transparent>
440
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, 'cause Sunset Boulev…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I never got that.</c.bg_transparent>
441
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[David] Hair, did you get Christine</c.bg_transparent>
442
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>that seven-foot long white ponytail</c.bg_transparent>
443
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>that looks super fake?</c.bg_transparent>
444
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Okay, she's wearing it, got it.</c.bg_transparent>
445
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<c.bg_transparent>Christine, to get things going,</c.bg_transparent>
446
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<c.bg_transparent>can you walk</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and check yourself out in the mirror?</c.bg_transparent>
447
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Just peacock around a little.</c.bg_transparent>
448
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Not in the wood.</c.bg_transparent>
449
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Why are you looking into the wood?</c.bg_transparent>
450
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Look for… [groans]</c.bg_transparent>
451
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Okay.</c.bg_transparent>
452
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Not the brightest bulb on the Strip.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>All right.</c.bg_transparent>
453
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Let's get some drama going, huh?</c.bg_transparent>
454
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-She has a really great relationship…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-It's like…</c.bg_transparent>
455
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Shut the fuck up while I'm talking!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Ooh, I like that, kitty got claws.</c.bg_transparent>
456
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[snarls, hisses]</c.bg_transparent>
457
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm not 100% sure you're right on this.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I'm with her on this.</c.bg_transparent>
458
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>What…?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>You think more time is a positive?</c.bg_transparent>
459
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Why's he arguing with himself?</c.bg_transparent>
460
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>They're twins.</c.bg_transparent>
461
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Who is?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Those two guys.</c.bg_transparent>
462
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-That's two?</c.bg_transparent>
463
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, my God! I've seen this show 20 times,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I never picked that up.</c.bg_transparent>
464
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<c.bg_transparent>Shouldn't have done three days.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>[David] Do they have to dress the same?</c.bg_transparent>
466
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>They're not 11.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Even the Olsen twins mix it up a bit.</c.bg_transparent>
467
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I can tell them apart. Different watches.</c.bg_transparent>
468
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Okay, Hawkeye. [imitates whirring]</c.bg_transparent>
469
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Don't you have to have lunch</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>with the rest of the Avengers? Good God.</c.bg_transparent>
470
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Hey… pew, pew, pew. I'm Hawkeye!</c.bg_transparent>
471
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[chuckles] Good one.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Shut up.</c.bg_transparent>
472
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>You get it. You've seen it.</c.bg_transparent>
473
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] </c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>Okay,
Brett…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Jason.</c.bg_transparent>
474
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Jason. Uh…</c.bg_transparent>
475
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>let's give her a little mansplaining.</c.bg_transparent>
476
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Pepper in some condescension.</c.bg_transparent>
477
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Let me say, as the most</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>successful, experienced agent here.</c.bg_transparent>
478
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[David] </c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>There's my
guy.</c.bg_transparent>
479
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>What does he do?</c.bg_transparent>
480
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-They all do real estate.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Oh.</c.bg_transparent>
481
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-So, you're gonna call him?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-No, you're gonna call him.</c.bg_transparent>
482
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>[David] </c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>Ladies, one of
you</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>has to hit Jason with bad news.</c.bg_transparent>
483
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Figure out a way to do it. A mature way.</c.bg_transparent>
484
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Rock paper scissors. [chuckles]</c.bg_transparent>
485
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Okay.</c.bg_transparent>
486
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[playful music]</c.bg_transparent>
487
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Aw!</c.bg_transparent>
488
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<c.bg_transparent>Rick's like,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>"Two girls scissoring? I'm in."</c.bg_transparent>
489
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I was not.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-You didn't think that?</c.bg_transparent>
490
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-No.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I think that was me.</c.bg_transparent>
491
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Isn't it like this,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>when they scissor, they go pew, pew?</c.bg_transparent>
492
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>They touch feet and they go…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>boop, boop, boop, boop.</c.bg_transparent>
493
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>That's… that's not how that works.</c.bg_transparent>
494
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-How does it work?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Not that way.</c.bg_transparent>
495
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Let's look at a clip.</c.bg_transparent>
496
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>We've been doing Friendsgiving</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>at the Oppenheim Group for five years now.</c.bg_transparent>
497
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>All right, Brett.</c.bg_transparent>
498
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>It's still Jason.</c.bg_transparent>
499
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Ugh.</c.bg_transparent>
500
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>All right, Jason,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>make a toast and make it quick.</c.bg_transparent>
501
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[glass clinking]</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Guys.</c.bg_transparent>
502
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Quick toast.</c.bg_transparent>
503
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Everybody,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>this is my favorite evening of the year.</c.bg_transparent>
504
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>All my friends and family,</c.bg_transparent>
505
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>all my cousins, aunts, uncles…</c.bg_transparent>
506
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Aunts and un… What'd I just say?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>What did I just say?</c.bg_transparent>
507
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>…friends and co-workers, so much</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to be thankful for on this Thanksgiving.</c.bg_transparent>
508
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>So I couldn't be happier.</c.bg_transparent>
509
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>You're not up for an Academy Award.</c.bg_transparent>
510
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Just say, "Here's the food. Eat."</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>What the fuck?</c.bg_transparent>
511
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And there's one more thing</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that I'm thankful for.</c.bg_transparent>
512
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I just closed on a $44 million house.</c.bg_transparent>
513
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-What?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[all exclaim]</c.bg_transparent>
514
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, they sold my place!</c.bg_transparent>
515
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-That's your condo in Chino?</c.bg_transparent>
516
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>My other place, ding dong.</c.bg_transparent>
517
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>You've never seen the condo in Chino,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>because I live in a no-snark neighborhood.</c.bg_transparent>
518
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Check it out.</c.bg_transparent>
519
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Are those gift cards?</c.bg_transparent>
520
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, yeah, they are.</c.bg_transparent>
521
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Somebody's rich.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>"Whoo! How'd you do that?"</c.bg_transparent>
522
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>"I don't know."</c.bg_transparent>
523
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Does that impress the ladies?</c.bg_transparent>
524
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Yes, it does. You go like this.</c.bg_transparent>
525
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>"Oh, you have some cola?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Chop, chop, chop."</c.bg_transparent>
526
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Honk, honk.</c.bg_transparent>
527
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Get a sniffy jiffy going.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Know what they called me in high school?</c.bg_transparent>
528
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Shrimp cocktail?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Nope. They… What'd you say?</c.bg_transparent>
529
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Nothing.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-They called me Spiffy Jiffy.</c.bg_transparent>
530
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Did you go to high school?</c.bg_transparent>
531
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm sorry, are you a high school teacher?</c.bg_transparent>
532
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Look at you. I teach weed.</c.bg_transparent>
533
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Anyway. Do you have some cola on you?</c.bg_transparent>
534
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>It would be better if someone…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>You have some? Let's take a five.</c.bg_transparent>
535
line:84.67%
536
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>In the middle of the lockdown</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>no one was allowed to travel.</c.bg_transparent>
537
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Our next guest not only gave us</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>the escape we all needed,</c.bg_transparent>
538
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>she also did something on her show</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that I have never been able to do,</c.bg_transparent>
539
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>wear heels for a whole day.</c.bg_transparent>
540
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[London laughs]</c.bg_transparent>
541
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Please welcome the star</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>of the hit series</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Emily
in Paris</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>,</c.bg_transparent>
542
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Lily Collins!</c.bg_transparent>
543
line:84.67%
544
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Yeah!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Yeah, Lily!</c.bg_transparent>
545
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Hi!</c.bg_transparent>
546
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] Hey!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[Fortune] Lily!</c.bg_transparent>
547
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Hi, guys. It looks so fun to have</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>an actual audience in the room.</c.bg_transparent>
548
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I'm jealous of the energy.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] They're good, too.</c.bg_transparent>
549
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, they…</c.bg_transparent>
550
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>There's only two of them, too.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>They're great.</c.bg_transparent>
551
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-They're all masked up.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Amazing.</c.bg_transparent>
552
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm so happy for you and your show.</c.bg_transparent>
553
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I actually pitched a show</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>called</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Tammy in
Tampa</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>.</c.bg_transparent>
554
line:84.67%
555
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>But I don't want it to step on your toes,</c.bg_transparent>
556
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>so I said, "Fine, do</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>
Emily in Paris</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>."</c.bg_transparent>
557
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Emily is happy to come to Tampa anytime.</c.bg_transparent>
558
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[David] Oh, a crossover. You know, Lily…</c.bg_transparent>
559
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Let's do a crossover.</c.bg_transparent>
560
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I think that this show seems like it's,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>uh, possibly geared toward women,</c.bg_transparent>
561
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>but no shows really are,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>because this has a male audience, too.</c.bg_transparent>
562
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Does that surprise you?</c.bg_transparent>
563
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Thank you. Know what's been</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>the biggest compliment,</c.bg_transparent>
564
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>is when I've spoken to men</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>who say, "Now, look,</c.bg_transparent>
565
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>my girlfriend,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>my fiancée, my wife had it on.</c.bg_transparent>
566
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>They wanted me to watch with them</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>kind of just as a couple,</c.bg_transparent>
567
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and I think I ended up liking it</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>more than them."</c.bg_transparent>
568
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>So that's been, like,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>a huge compliment, you know?</c.bg_transparent>
569
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] That's great.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[Fortune] I loved it.</c.bg_transparent>
570
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Do you get mad when people say,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Emily in Paris</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> and
not</c.bg_transparent>
571
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[with French accent]
"</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>Emily in
Paris</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>"?</c.bg_transparent>
572
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[London] No one says that.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Oh, my God.</c.bg_transparent>
573
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-No one says that.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[Lily] You know what?</c.bg_transparent>
574
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-No one says that.</c.bg_transparent>
575
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm kind of with everyone, to be honest.</c.bg_transparent>
576
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Like, in Paris, we heard it said that way.</c.bg_transparent>
577
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>That's how you would hear it in Paris.</c.bg_transparent>
578
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>But then when I found out…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>"found out"…</c.bg_transparent>
579
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I mean, when Netflix said</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>about the</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Emily in
Paris,</c.bg_transparent>
580
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I felt like I was one with the audience.</c.bg_transparent>
581
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I was like, "Have I been saying it wrong</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>this whole time?"</c.bg_transparent>
582
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm like… [laughs]</c.bg_transparent>
583
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>So are you anything like</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>the character Emily in real life?</c.bg_transparent>
584
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I had a lot of similar experiences</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to Emily during this shooting</c.bg_transparent>
585
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>in such a huge way that I actually</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>thought that the producers,</c.bg_transparent>
586
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>the producers and the directors</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>were playing a game with me,</c.bg_transparent>
587
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>because my hot water went out,</c.bg_transparent>
588
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I had no heating</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>when it started getting cold out.</c.bg_transparent>
589
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Um, I had construction</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in all of the apartments in my building.</c.bg_transparent>
590
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I stepped in dog shit.</c.bg_transparent>
591
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Like a normal person. Crazy.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I did…</c.bg_transparent>
592
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Like a normal person.</c.bg_transparent>
593
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, a lot of stuff happened to me</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that also happened to Emily.</c.bg_transparent>
594
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Are those French guys masculine</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>or are they more like Spade?</c.bg_transparent>
595
line:84.67%
596
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, you also on the show</c.bg_transparent>
597
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>don't speak French well,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>but you do, I think, in real life.</c.bg_transparent>
598
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Is it weird to fake it?</c.bg_transparent>
599
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, it's very weird.</c.bg_transparent>
600
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Although I started speaking</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>a bit with the crew.</c.bg_transparent>
601
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I grew up speaking French in school.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Oh!</c.bg_transparent>
602
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>My little brothers are half Swiss.</c.bg_transparent>
603
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And so I started speaking French</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>with them at a young age</c.bg_transparent>
604
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and I started dreaming in it</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and reading it.</c.bg_transparent>
605
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, wow.</c.bg_transparent>
606
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And then I stopped practicing</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and then my confidence went down.</c.bg_transparent>
607
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>My little brother's English</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>was far better than my French,</c.bg_transparent>
608
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>so I started to give up.</c.bg_transparent>
609
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>When I went back for</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>
Emily</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I'm like, "I'm gonna make it my mission</c.bg_transparent>
610
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>to speak French fully."</c.bg_transparent>
611
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>And then Emily is so bad at French.</c.bg_transparent>
612
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm playing a character who's the most</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>American I've ever felt in my entire life.</c.bg_transparent>
613
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>It was very difficult for me</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to decipher between the two.</c.bg_transparent>
614
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Um, so my French, I think, got worse.</c.bg_transparent>
615
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>But I'm gonna start practicing it.</c.bg_transparent>
616
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I said to myself, "Season two,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>if we get to go to a season two,</c.bg_transparent>
617
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm gonna get better again."</c.bg_transparent>
618
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Can we talk about your wardrobe?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>'Cause you looked amazing throughout.</c.bg_transparent>
619
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Didn't she look insane?</c.bg_transparent>
620
line:84.67%
621
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Lily, please tell me</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>you got to keep those clothes.</c.bg_transparent>
622
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Look, I got to keep a couple items,</c.bg_transparent>
623
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>not nearly enough as what I wanted.</c.bg_transparent>
624
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I will be honest. Um…</c.bg_transparent>
625
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Some of the items I did get to keep.</c.bg_transparent>
626
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>But the white dress that I wear</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that gets splattered in paint,</c.bg_transparent>
627
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I actually… the designer,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Stéphane Rolland, sent me the original one</c.bg_transparent>
628
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>that didn't get plastered with paint.</c.bg_transparent>
629
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-So that was like a lovely gift.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[London] Yeah.</c.bg_transparent>
630
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>But I think for season two</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>or if we get to go to further seasons,</c.bg_transparent>
631
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>it's something I need to write in.</c.bg_transparent>
632
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I feel like this was something</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Sex and the
City</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> that they got.</c.bg_transparent>
633
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm like, we've all been in quarantine</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in sweatpants.</c.bg_transparent>
634
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm just…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I need to thrive in fashion again.</c.bg_transparent>
635
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>So I think I need to take their props.</c.bg_transparent>
636
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I would've just kept the croissants.</c.bg_transparent>
637
line:84.67%
638
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Fortune.</c.bg_transparent>
639
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>By the way, Lily, you're also
in</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Mank.</c.bg_transparent>
640
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>What's that all about? I saw a billboard.</c.bg_transparent>
641
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Um…
</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>Mank</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparen
t> is a film</c.bg_transparent>
642
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>that I think we finished technically</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>maybe a week before lockdown.</c.bg_transparent>
643
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Um, which is crazy,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>but I was shooting </c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>Mank
</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>right
after</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>
Emily</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>,</c.bg_transparent>
644
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and I actually had to fly home twice</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>while we were filming
</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>Emily,</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transpar
ent> for 24 hours.</c.bg_transparent>
645
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>So I had to fly from Paris to LA</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>for fittings,</c.bg_transparent>
646
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>camera tests and rehearsals with</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>David Fincher and Gary Oldman and, um…</c.bg_transparent>
647
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>So I was kind of going,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>flying all around the world for that,</c.bg_transparent>
648
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and it's an incredible story</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>of Herman Mankiewicz</c.bg_transparent>
649
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>who wrote</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Citizen
Kane</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> and it's</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in black and white in the 1930s and '40s.</c.bg_transparent>
650
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>You know, one time, I went to Arby's</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and McDonald's in the same day,</c.bg_transparent>
651
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and they were, uh,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in two different cities.</c.bg_transparent>
652
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Well, one was West Hollywood.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[London] Right.</c.bg_transparent>
653
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I do need you to settle</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>a big controversy though.</c.bg_transparent>
654
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Okay, Lily?</c.bg_transparent>
655
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I need to know, is Emily 22 or 35?</c.bg_transparent>
656
line:84.67%
657
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Well, I'm gonna take ownership</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>over that stupid comment,</c.bg_transparent>
658
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>because I… I will own it.</c.bg_transparent>
659
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I kind of… Yeah, no, I misspoke.</c.bg_transparent>
660
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I think what I meant to say was</c.bg_transparent>
661
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>is that she feels, like,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>wiser beyond her years.</c.bg_transparent>
662
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>But she's… no, she's a professional,</c.bg_transparent>
663
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>she's been out of college for a long time.</c.bg_transparent>
664
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I just think that this is her first time</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>traveling abroad,</c.bg_transparent>
665
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>so she's experiencing a lot of firsts,</c.bg_transparent>
666
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>but she's not in her early 20s.</c.bg_transparent>
667
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>She's a professional</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>who's gotten her degree.</c.bg_transparent>
668
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Twenty-seven, 28…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[laughter]</c.bg_transparent>
669
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Basically my age.</c.bg_transparent>
670
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Well, Lily, if you do a second season</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>is it gonna be Paris</c.bg_transparent>
671
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>or you might shake it up</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and go to Iraq or something?</c.bg_transparent>
672
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, my gosh.</c.bg_transparent>
673
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[David and Fortune giggling]</c.bg_transparent>
674
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Well, you know,</c.bg_transparent>
675
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>wherever her social media skills</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>are needed,</c.bg_transparent>
676
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Emily, I'm sure, is down to go.</c.bg_transparent>
677
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>But I think, you know,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>we're excited to go back to Paris.</c.bg_transparent>
678
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Obviously, everything's</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>up in the air now with timing</c.bg_transparent>
679
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>and wanting to be safe and everything,</c.bg_transparent>
680
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>but, um, we're all super excited</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to go back to Paris.</c.bg_transparent>
681
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I keep trying to say,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>"She might take the Eurostar,</c.bg_transparent>
682
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-pop over somewhere else…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[London] To London!</c.bg_transparent>
683
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>…take an internship somewhere else."</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I know. I know.</c.bg_transparent>
684
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Don't forget Tampa.</c.bg_transparent>
685
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[Fortune laughs]</c.bg_transparent>
686
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Tampa! Tampa is already on the cards.</c.bg_transparent>
687
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>She has to go back to the US</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>at some point.</c.bg_transparent>
688
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>It needs to happen in Tampa.</c.bg_transparent>
689
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Yes. Thank you.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Thanks for being here.</c.bg_transparent>
690
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Next time come in the stu-stu-studio</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>if you can.</c.bg_transparent>
691
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-All right?</c.bg_transparent>
692
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>All right, good to see ya.</c.bg_transparent>
693
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Hey, Lily Collins, everybody.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Emily in Paris</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> is
694
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[David] Thank you.</c.bg_transparent>
695
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Joining us now to talk</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>about the biggest stories of 2020</c.bg_transparent>
696
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>is a guy who's no stranger</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to giving his opinion.</c.bg_transparent>
697
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I told him Netflix should give him</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>his own comedy special.</c.bg_transparent>
698
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>He said, "I've got three of them."</c.bg_transparent>
699
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>All right, here's Jo Koy.</c.bg_transparent>
700
line:84.67%
701
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[Fortune] Yeah, buddy!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Jo Koy!</c.bg_transparent>
702
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Love you.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Jo.</c.bg_transparent>
703
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Good to see you.</c.bg_transparent>
704
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[sighs]</c.bg_transparent>
705
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I hate not being able to hug you.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I know. I miss it.</c.bg_transparent>
706
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I miss hugging you guys.</c.bg_transparent>
707
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I know, we would all embrace right now.</c.bg_transparent>
708
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Jo Koy: In His
Elements.</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> The special.</c.bg_transparent>
709
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-That's a big one.</c.bg_transparent>
710
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>That was special to me.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Thank you, Netflix, for letting me do it.</c.bg_transparent>
711
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[cheering and applause]</c.bg_transparent>
712
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>That's just me giving back to my culture,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>my people, I got to go to the Philippines,</c.bg_transparent>
713
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I brought Filipino comics</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to the Philippines, performed,</c.bg_transparent>
714
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>showcased talent in the Philippines,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>brought them onstage, a lot of fun.</c.bg_transparent>
715
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Was it all shot in a food truck?</c.bg_transparent>
716
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[Jo] Yes, it was all…</c.bg_transparent>
717
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>See, no one heard what David said.</c.bg_transparent>
718
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Very offensive.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>"Was it all shot in a food truck?"</c.bg_transparent>
719
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Yes. Yes, it was.</c.bg_transparent>
720
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Uh, well, there's a lot of stuff in 2020.</c.bg_transparent>
721
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>There's Kanye, he did it all in 2020.</c.bg_transparent>
722
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>He and Kim were separate for a short time.</c.bg_transparent>
723
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-He started a cult.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[Jo] Yes.</c.bg_transparent>
724
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>He ran for President, he got corona.</c.bg_transparent>
725
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>He's bi-coastal and bipolar.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>What are our thoughts?</c.bg_transparent>
726
line:84.67%
727
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] That's quite a resume.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-It is.</c.bg_transparent>
728
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I don't know what's crazier, Kanye running</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>for President, or me voting for him.</c.bg_transparent>
729
line:84.67%
730
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>He got my vote.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I was one of the 60,000, David.</c.bg_transparent>
731
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[David] Oh, yeah.</c.bg_transparent>
732
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Get a pair of Yeezys when you vote.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>It's so sick.</c.bg_transparent>
733
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Stop.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Not a bad deal.</c.bg_transparent>
734
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>What?</c.bg_transparent>
735
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Do you think anyone ever said to him,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>"Take it Yeezy"?</c.bg_transparent>
736
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] On all that?</c.bg_transparent>
737
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And that's how</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>they started with those shoes.</c.bg_transparent>
738
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Yeah?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-He heard that so much.</c.bg_transparent>
739
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, I…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>What about those Sunday Services?</c.bg_transparent>
740
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm not hating him.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>A bit of a super-spreader situation.</c.bg_transparent>
741
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Super spreader, the church service…</c.bg_transparent>
742
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>And I think it's nice he's doing that. Uh…</c.bg_transparent>
743
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>But did they go away? What happened?</c.bg_transparent>
744
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I don't know. You can't be</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>a super spreader when it's for God.</c.bg_transparent>
745
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-That's true.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Remember that.</c.bg_transparent>
746
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Spreading the message.</c.bg_transparent>
747
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-What am I saying?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-"Corona, get out of here."</c.bg_transparent>
748
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, I heard that Kim did this big trip.</c.bg_transparent>
749
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Took all her friends on a 747.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[London] She did.</c.bg_transparent>
750
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Were you on that?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I wasn't invited.</c.bg_transparent>
751
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Unfortunately.</c.bg_transparent>
752
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I was on the Southwest follow plane.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-We all got COVID tests.</c.bg_transparent>
753
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, they all got COVID tests</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and they said, when they were leaving,</c.bg_transparent>
754
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Kanye started a church service,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>they were like, "Kanye, we're leaving."</c.bg_transparent>
755
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>He surprises them on the last day.</c.bg_transparent>
756
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>They're like,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>"Everyone grab a coconut. Let's go watch."</c.bg_transparent>
757
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[slurps] Start drinking out of a coconut.</c.bg_transparent>
758
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Uh, we also had people</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>trapped in a bubble in sports.</c.bg_transparent>
759
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>In sports…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>They look different this year.</c.bg_transparent>
760
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>The Summer Olympics, they were canceled.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Stadiums were empty.</c.bg_transparent>
761
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And NBA players were in the bubble</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and were forced to sleep with their wives.</c.bg_transparent>
762
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[London] It's crazy.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Listen, no one was happy about that.</c.bg_transparent>
763
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Wow. Yeah, no one.</c.bg_transparent>
764
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I think the only sports</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that's really killing it right now</c.bg_transparent>
765
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>is Tyson versus Jones.</c.bg_transparent>
766
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>That was the best money spent ever.</c.bg_transparent>
767
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[London] Right.</c.bg_transparent>
768
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Seeing two almost 60-year-old men</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>beat the shit out of each other.</c.bg_transparent>
769
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Slowly.</c.bg_transparent>
770
line:84.67%
771
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Roy Jones… Roy Jones was doing moves</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in his head from his 20s,</c.bg_transparent>
772
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>but his hips were like,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>"Hey, man, slow the fuck down.</c.bg_transparent>
773
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>You're… you're gonna break your hip."</c.bg_transparent>
774
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I know, and when they sat down</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in between rounds,</c.bg_transparent>
775
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-they were spraying them with WD-40.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[Jo] Yeah.</c.bg_transparent>
776
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[imitates spraying]</c.bg_transparent>
777
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Get out there.</c.bg_transparent>
778
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Okay, COVID wasn't the only thing</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to go viral in 2020.</c.bg_transparent>
779
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Cardi B had "WAP."</c.bg_transparent>
780
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>The guy on the skateboard</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>with the Fleetwood Mac,</c.bg_transparent>
781
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I've had it with him.</c.bg_transparent>
782
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And, uh…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Go ahead, what do you think about him?</c.bg_transparent>
783
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Sorry. Maybe it's an American thing.</c.bg_transparent>
784
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Why do you care about this man?</c.bg_transparent>
785
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>There's nothing that he did</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that was great.</c.bg_transparent>
786
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Cranberry?</c.bg_transparent>
787
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>He was drinking cranberry</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and skating to a song.</c.bg_transparent>
788
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Is that what you think is entertainment?</c.bg_transparent>
789
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Why is anyone famous on TikTok?</c.bg_transparent>
790
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>The little…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>The little ten-year-olds, 15-year-olds,</c.bg_transparent>
791
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-they at least doing a dance.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-That's how it started, TikTok.</c.bg_transparent>
792
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I kind of understood that.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>They're good dancers and it's kind of fun.</c.bg_transparent>
793
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>But this guy, what was he supposed…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>why did you love him?</c.bg_transparent>
794
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>He was vibin'. He was vibin'.</c.bg_transparent>
795
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[all laugh]</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Vibin'.</c.bg_transparent>
796
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[Jo] He was vibin'.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] Don't you hate on vibin'.</c.bg_transparent>
797
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I didn't get it. "He was vibin'."</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-He was vibin'.</c.bg_transparent>
798
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>It was cranberry juice,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>a skateboard, and a freeway.</c.bg_transparent>
799
line:79.33%
800
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I…</c.bg_transparent>
801
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>As far as the "WAP" song…</c.bg_transparent>
802
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[laughs] I'm sorry.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Listen… is that not right?</c.bg_transparent>
803
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-You can't ever say it. "WAP."</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-"WAP"? "WHOP"?</c.bg_transparent>
804
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>You got… You know,</c.bg_transparent>
805
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>when Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>sing about the wet…</c.bg_transparent>
806
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Why is it called "Wet-Ass Pussies"</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>when they sing about that,</c.bg_transparent>
807
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>but when two lesbians get together</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>it's called bumping uglies?</c.bg_transparent>
808
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Sorry, but…</c.bg_transparent>
809
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Bump… I don't… I don't wanna comment.</c.bg_transparent>
810
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] I don't have an answer.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I don't know what to say.</c.bg_transparent>
811
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-What do we do?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[David] I nod my head, "Okay."</c.bg_transparent>
812
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-We leave it at that.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-We can't say anything about that.</c.bg_transparent>
813
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Well, I know the cranberry juice guy,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>'cause we have the same agent.</c.bg_transparent>
814
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>And he said</c.bg_transparent>
815
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>he doesn't like that the fame</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>is going down.</c.bg_transparent>
816
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>He's like, "What if I was on roller skates</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>drinking pineapple juice?"</c.bg_transparent>
817
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>He goes, "No, it's over. It's over.</c.bg_transparent>
818
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>You had a good run.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I think you gotta… lay down."</c.bg_transparent>
819
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I think the "Wet-Ass Pussy" song,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>it's transcended every generation.</c.bg_transparent>
820
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Nothing worse than hearing my mom sing it</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>while she's cooking, like…</c.bg_transparent>
821
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>♪ "I got that WAP, WAP, WAP" ♪</c.bg_transparent>
822
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm like,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>"What the fuck are you saying, Mom?"</c.bg_transparent>
823
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[London] True.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I don't even want to eat anymore.</c.bg_transparent>
824
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>You got…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I wanna thank Jo Koy for being here.</c.bg_transparent>
825
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-And… thank you, Jo Koy.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[crowd cheering]</c.bg_transparent>
826
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I love you.</c.bg_transparent>
827
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Not every day you sit down with the star</c.bg_transparent>
828
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>of the hottest show on Netflix,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>The Queen's
Gambit</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>,</c.bg_transparent>
829
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>but today is not every day.</c.bg_transparent>
830
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Take a look when I sit down</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>with Anya Taylor-Joy. Oh!</c.bg_transparent>
831
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Okay, send her in.</c.bg_transparent>
832
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[wheels squeaking]</c.bg_transparent>
833
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, okay. She's not here?</c.bg_transparent>
834
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Anya. Hi.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Hello.</c.bg_transparent>
835
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>It's Anya, not Onya?</c.bg_transparent>
836
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Anya, like "aneurysm," yeah.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Are you sure?</c.bg_transparent>
837
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Absolutely sure.</c.bg_transparent>
838
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I wanna start by saying</c.bg_transparent>
839
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>how are you feeling that your show</c.bg_transparent>
840
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>is the most watched</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>limited series ever on Netflix?</c.bg_transparent>
841
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Isn't that crazy?</c.bg_transparent>
842
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>It is crazy. It's completely wild. Um…</c.bg_transparent>
843
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I got into acting</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>so I wouldn't have to do math.</c.bg_transparent>
844
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm not great at numbers.</c.bg_transparent>
845
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>It's like, 5,000 people</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>is as much as I can imagine,</c.bg_transparent>
846
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>but 62 million households</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>is so far beyond my understanding.</c.bg_transparent>
847
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm very grateful.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>It's nice that people like the show.</c.bg_transparent>
848
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>It is, because it's an interesting show</c.bg_transparent>
849
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>that's not straight down the middle,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>it's a little different.</c.bg_transparent>
850
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>It's great that so many people</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>sort of took an interest in it.</c.bg_transparent>
851
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Here's how I related to the show the most.</c.bg_transparent>
852
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I… My dad left when I was four,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>so I sort of related to that part.</c.bg_transparent>
853
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And then my stepdad came in</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>when I was nine and he got me into chess,</c.bg_transparent>
854
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and he got me into speaking German</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and, um, coin collecting.</c.bg_transparent>
855
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Sort of a nerd trifecta.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Uh-huh.</c.bg_transparent>
856
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>When my stepdad passed away,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I didn't have anyone to play with.</c.bg_transparent>
857
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>He was like my janitor guy from the movie,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>so I didn't play much anymore.</c.bg_transparent>
858
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>And I kind of look like that Benny guy.</c.bg_transparent>
859
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Which is what I got as a kid.</c.bg_transparent>
860
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-So, wait, no, you need to hear this.</c.bg_transparent>
861
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>So we were at school</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>when I was, like, nine</c.bg_transparent>
862
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>and everyone was going around and saying,</c.bg_transparent>
863
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>"Your celebrity lookalike</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>is Angelina Jolie,"</c.bg_transparent>
864
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>"You're like Cate Blanchett,"</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>"You're this person."</c.bg_transparent>
865
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>No one could pick one for me,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>then one person was like,</c.bg_transparent>
866
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>"You look like the kid</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>from</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Love
Actually</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>."</c.bg_transparent>
867
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>And I was thinking about getting insulted</c.bg_transparent>
868
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>that they said I looked like a boy,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and then I was like,</c.bg_transparent>
869
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>"Fuck it. He's super cute. I'll take it."</c.bg_transparent>
870
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>That's how I heard about your show,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>someone on Instagram.</c.bg_transparent>
871
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I posted a picture of you two,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and they said,</c.bg_transparent>
872
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>"This dude looks like you."</c.bg_transparent>
873
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I go, "Maybe he looks like me</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>after a nine-day crystal meth binge."</c.bg_transparent>
874
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>But that kid's cool, and he's got</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>a cool hat on, and looks good.</c.bg_transparent>
875
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>But you could see it a little bit, right?</c.bg_transparent>
876
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, I mean, yeah, I get it.</c.bg_transparent>
877
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Good.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-It's a good look.</c.bg_transparent>
878
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Did you have to memorize your lines</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and where it's going on the board?</c.bg_transparent>
879
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-It's very specific.</c.bg_transparent>
880
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm very proud of the fact</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that you can pause the show</c.bg_transparent>
881
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>at any given moment</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>when you can see a chess board,</c.bg_transparent>
882
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and it is a real game</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that's based on a historical, you know,</c.bg_transparent>
883
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>like chess nerd game, something like that,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and we are actually playing them.</c.bg_transparent>
884
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>There was no stunt chess players.</c.bg_transparent>
885
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I could tell, sometimes, I knew</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>a bit about it. I'd watch with friends.</c.bg_transparent>
886
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>A queen would move and I'd go, "Fuck!"</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>And they'd go, "What?"</c.bg_transparent>
887
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>And I'd go, "Ah. Now that's open."</c.bg_transparent>
888
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>So how about this?</c.bg_transparent>
889
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Did you think that</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>before your big Russian chess match,</c.bg_transparent>
890
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>that that girl Chloe you met</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>the night before and drank with</c.bg_transparent>
891
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>and had a little… [whistles]</c.bg_transparent>
892
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Think she was part of the Russians and</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>did it on purpose to mess up your game?</c.bg_transparent>
893
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I don't think so. I think they just have</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>a fascination with each other.</c.bg_transparent>
894
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I love… the actress's name</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>is Millie Brady, and she's wonderful.</c.bg_transparent>
895
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>But I love the chemistry</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>between those two characters,</c.bg_transparent>
896
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>because when they first meet,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>she comes in with two other boys</c.bg_transparent>
897
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>and Beth only has eyes for her.</c.bg_transparent>
898
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>So I think the thing is it's like</c.bg_transparent>
899
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I wanna be her,</c.bg_transparent>
900
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I want to love her.</c.bg_transparent>
901
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>It was a whole bunch of stuff in there.</c.bg_transparent>
902
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>After you would shoot, um…</c.bg_transparent>
903
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>would you do anything to blow off steam,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>'cause it was tense with the shooting?</c.bg_transparent>
904
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, yeah, big time.</c.bg_transparent>
905
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Um, we were lucky enough</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to film in Berlin.</c.bg_transparent>
906
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I had always wanted to live in Berlin. Um…</c.bg_transparent>
907
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>It just felt like my city.</c.bg_transparent>
908
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>We did one day of press in Berlin</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>for </c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>Grown
Ups.</c.bg_transparent>
909
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, a few people remember it? Thank you.</c.bg_transparent>
910
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Um,</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Grown
Ups</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> is a movie,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>don't know if it made it to where you are.</c.bg_transparent>
911
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I was a huge fan of</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> 8
Simple Rules</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>For Dating My Teenage Daughter.</c.bg_transparent>
912
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, no way.</c.bg_transparent>
913
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>After school, and I was,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>like, there for it.</c.bg_transparent>
914
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Thank you very much,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>because I don't know what stuff…</c.bg_transparent>
915
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>If I'm not famous in Europe,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I'm not going.</c.bg_transparent>
916
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>So that's sort of my rule.</c.bg_transparent>
917
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Um, all right,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I'm gonna play this dumb game.</c.bg_transparent>
918
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-You'll go along. You're stuck.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Of course.</c.bg_transparent>
919
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>All right. Okay.</c.bg_transparent>
920
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm gonna read you</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>four sort of dirty terms.</c.bg_transparent>
921
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Three are actual chess terms, one is not.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>You have to pick the one that's not.</c.bg_transparent>
922
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Here we go.</c.bg_transparent>
923
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Uh, Desperado,</c.bg_transparent>
924
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Deadpin,</c.bg_transparent>
925
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Mississippi Birdbath,</c.bg_transparent>
926
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Dutch Rudder.</c.bg_transparent>
927
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[giggles]</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Have you heard of any of those?</c.bg_transparent>
928
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[giggles]</c.bg_transparent>
929
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Uh, Deadpin's a thing, that's chess.</c.bg_transparent>
930
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>What was… the Mississippi what?</c.bg_transparent>
931
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Birdbath.</c.bg_transparent>
932
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I think that one's right.</c.bg_transparent>
933
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-That's not… Know what?</c.bg_transparent>
934
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>You're smart. That one's, uh…</c.bg_transparent>
935
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>That's not chess.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Okay, here's the next ones. Ready?</c.bg_transparent>
936
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Cleveland Steamer…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, boy, I think I already know this one.</c.bg_transparent>
937
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Uh… [laughs]</c.bg_transparent>
938
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Blind Pigs, Overprotection,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and Quickplay Finish.</c.bg_transparent>
939
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Overprotection.</c.bg_transparent>
940
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Saucy. Um…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Saucy!</c.bg_transparent>
941
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Wait. Overprotection and Quick Finish?</c.bg_transparent>
942
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Quickplay Finish.</c.bg_transparent>
943
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I'm gonna go with Cleveland Steamer.</c.bg_transparent>
944
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, you got that right.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>That is not chess.</c.bg_transparent>
945
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Here's the last one.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>We're gonna end on this one.</c.bg_transparent>
946
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Hanging Pawns,</c.bg_transparent>
947
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Double Rooking the Queen,</c.bg_transparent>
948
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Italian Opening,</c.bg_transparent>
949
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Blumkin.</c.bg_transparent>
950
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Blumkin seems too ridiculous.</c.bg_transparent>
951
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>It is, you're right,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>your hunch is right. Go with your…</c.bg_transparent>
952
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>We didn't even get to Yanking the Bishop.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>We're gonna end on that.</c.bg_transparent>
953
line:84.67%
954
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Anya, thank you for being super cool,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and I love the show.</c.bg_transparent>
955
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Thank you so much.</c.bg_transparent>
956
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Okay. Bye-bye.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Bye.</c.bg_transparent>
957
line:84.67%
958
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Okay, during quarantine we were all</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>getting a little cuckoo. Ha-ha.</c.bg_transparent>
959
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>We were watching a lot of shows</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to escape our depressing lives.</c.bg_transparent>
960
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>The most anticipated show of 2020</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>was season four of </c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>The
Crown</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>.</c.bg_transparent>
961
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Take a look.</c.bg_transparent>
962
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm sorry,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>this tour hasn't come at a good time.</c.bg_transparent>
963
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, I'll be fine.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Locked up in the palace on my own.</c.bg_transparent>
964
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-It's not for long.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Six weeks.</c.bg_transparent>
965
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Oh, it'll fly by.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I doubt it.</c.bg_transparent>
966
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[shout in distance]</c.bg_transparent>
967
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Anyway, I'll see you at the altar.</c.bg_transparent>
968
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I've asked Mrs. Parker Bowles</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to get in touch with you.</c.bg_transparent>
969
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Your ex? Why would you do that?</c.bg_transparent>
970
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Because she's great fun.</c.bg_transparent>
971
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Please welcome, from</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> The
Crown</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>,</c.bg_transparent>
972
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Emma Corrin and Josh O'Connor, whoa!</c.bg_transparent>
973
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Whoo!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[cheering]</c.bg_transparent>
974
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Hello!</c.bg_transparent>
975
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[David] Ah, ha-ha.</c.bg_transparent>
976
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[London] Whoo-hoo!</c.bg_transparent>
977
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I love it. I love it.</c.bg_transparent>
978
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Hey, you guys, hi.</c.bg_transparent>
979
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Hi.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Hey.</c.bg_transparent>
980
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I have a quick question, right.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>It's actually a long one. Um…</c.bg_transparent>
981
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>So, last… when I was watching</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>when you guys met, right?</c.bg_transparent>
982
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>You meet and then… Studly over here</c.bg_transparent>
983
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>invites you out, "You wanna cruise</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>by the castle this weekend?"</c.bg_transparent>
984
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>You remember that part?</c.bg_transparent>
985
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>"It's gonna be some kings and queens,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>kicking back. Whatever."</c.bg_transparent>
986
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And so you go out,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>which must have been intimidating,</c.bg_transparent>
987
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>and then they take you hunting,</c.bg_transparent>
988
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>every girl's dream date</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>is to kill animals.</c.bg_transparent>
989
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And then, you come back,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>but when you get to the car,</c.bg_transparent>
990
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>after this long weekend,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>he doesn't kiss you, he's just like,</c.bg_transparent>
991
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>"Hey, here's your Uber,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>you know, hope you had fun."</c.bg_transparent>
992
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And you're like, "All right,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>high five, dude. Take care."</c.bg_transparent>
993
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>So what was going on there?</c.bg_transparent>
994
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I'll tell you what happened.</c.bg_transparent>
995
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>So, um, it was actually…</c.bg_transparent>
996
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>It was obviously written down</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>by Peter Morgan.</c.bg_transparent>
997
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-It's Peter's fault.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-True, yeah.</c.bg_transparent>
998
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And, uh… yeah, I always just thought</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>it was one of those funny things</c.bg_transparent>
999
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>where every time I'd see Emma</c.bg_transparent>
1000
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>we'd have this joke about me</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>just tapping her on the shoulder.</c.bg_transparent>
1001
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Which is kind of in any other walk of life</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>would be pretty weird. Um…</c.bg_transparent>
1002
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>But I quite like</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>his awkwardness, actually.</c.bg_transparent>
1003
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I think it's quite good.</c.bg_transparent>
1004
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-It was nice. It's not like that anymore.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[Emma] An Easter egg for you.</c.bg_transparent>
1005
line:10.00%
<c.bg_transparent>He does, like, the claw hand.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>That's what Josh and I used to talk about.</c.bg_transparent>
1006
line:10.00%
<c.bg_transparent>His favorite thing</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>is a claw on the shoulder.</c.bg_transparent>
1007
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Sexy.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-It's very romantic.</c.bg_transparent>
1008
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>He just, like,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>does a little shoulder squeeze.</c.bg_transparent>
1009
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Love that.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-A little half back rub thing? Okay.</c.bg_transparent>
1010
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I gotta work that into the rotation.</c.bg_transparent>
1011
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-I love it.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I love you.</c.bg_transparent>
1012
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Can I say how refreshing it is</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to actually speak to British people</c.bg_transparent>
1013
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>in this crazy country right now.</c.bg_transparent>
1014
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Hi, guys! Hello, friends!</c.bg_transparent>
1015
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I've been stuck with these two</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>with their "elevator sidewalk."</c.bg_transparent>
1016
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>It's nice to actually speak English</c.bg_transparent>
1017
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-with English people right now.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Elevator…</c.bg_transparent>
1018
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>But guys, you guys are epic, by the way.</c.bg_transparent>
1019
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>When you found out that…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>You're only young…</c.bg_transparent>
1020
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>when you found out</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that you were gonna be British icons,</c.bg_transparent>
1021
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Prince Charles, Princess Diana,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>honestly, were you shitting it?</c.bg_transparent>
1022
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Be real with me. We're British.</c.bg_transparent>
1023
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Um, I was definitely shitting it.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I feel like…</c.bg_transparent>
1024
line:84.67%
1025
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Come on! It's…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[applause]</c.bg_transparent>
1026
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>They don't get it. It's a big deal.</c.bg_transparent>
1027
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Prince Charles says that too, right?</c.bg_transparent>
1028
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>"I was shitting it."</c.bg_transparent>
1029
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, yeah, he's exactly the same.</c.bg_transparent>
1030
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I feel like Emma and I, we were both…</c.bg_transparent>
1031
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>What was so great</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>is that Emma and I get on so well,</c.bg_transparent>
1032
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and I think there was a kind of a feeling</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that we went through this all together.</c.bg_transparent>
1033
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>We've been doing all this press together.</c.bg_transparent>
1034
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>We're both kind of learning</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>this whole world together.</c.bg_transparent>
1035
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And I think if it weren't for Emma,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I'd be losing it right now.</c.bg_transparent>
1036
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Aw.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-So we are, I do definitely, um…</c.bg_transparent>
1037
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I was gonna say we lean on each other.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I feel like I do most of the leaning.</c.bg_transparent>
1038
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-[laughing] Emma's just like…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-No!</c.bg_transparent>
1039
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>…just like calm and collected</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and very good, but no.</c.bg_transparent>
1040
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>You're doing a great job,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>by the way, aren't they?</c.bg_transparent>
1041
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>You're doing a great job.</c.bg_transparent>
1042
line:84.67%
1043
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I wonder who's gonna play</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>our Royal Family, the Kardashians,</c.bg_transparent>
1044
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>when they do a movie.</c.bg_transparent>
1045
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I'll play Khloé.</c.bg_transparent>
1046
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, my God.</c.bg_transparent>
1047
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-And she wants to…</c.bg_transparent>
1048
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Ah, shit.</c.bg_transparent>
1049
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Your wedding dress as Princess Diana</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>is absolutely insane.</c.bg_transparent>
1050
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Do you feel when you get married,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>it's not gonna compare</c.bg_transparent>
1051
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>'cause you've already had</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>an amazing dress?</c.bg_transparent>
1052
line:10.00%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah. Truly.</c.bg_transparent>
1053
line:10.00%
<c.bg_transparent>And even the fittings were like,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>it kind of felt like that.</c.bg_transparent>
1054
line:10.00%
<c.bg_transparent>I remember being in one of the fittings,</c.bg_transparent>
1055
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>and the costume designer, Amy, saying,</c.bg_transparent>
1056
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>"You sure you don't wanna bring</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>your mom to the next one?"</c.bg_transparent>
1057
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Oh, wow, it's that deep?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I was like,</c.bg_transparent>
1058
line:10.00%
<c.bg_transparent>"I'm not actually getting married.</c.bg_transparent>
1059
line:10.00%
<c.bg_transparent>My mom doesn't have to come." [laughs]</c.bg_transparent>
1060
line:10.00%
<c.bg_transparent>Like, maybe I should.</c.bg_transparent>
1061
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>You know, that wig you wore?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I think it was a wig, right? Because…</c.bg_transparent>
1062
line:84.67%
1063
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I had… That's my haircut</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>for the last 40 years.</c.bg_transparent>
1064
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>And I thought it was quite nice.</c.bg_transparent>
1065
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>You know, it works on anyone,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>we're finding.</c.bg_transparent>
1066
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Yes. No, yes.</c.bg_transparent>
1067
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Prince Charles, you've played polo.</c.bg_transparent>
1068
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Did you have to learn polo</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>or did you know how?</c.bg_transparent>
1069
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, no, I definitely had to learn.</c.bg_transparent>
1070
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I actually had to learn how to, uh,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>just be near a horse, actually.</c.bg_transparent>
1071
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Oh, wow.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-I'd never been near a horse.</c.bg_transparent>
1072
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>So it was like…</c.bg_transparent>
1073
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>It was kind of actually</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>a pretty tough gig.</c.bg_transparent>
1074
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>'Cause I think I went in to have a session</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to learn to stand next to a horse.</c.bg_transparent>
1075
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And there must've been like</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>a bit of miscommunication,</c.bg_transparent>
1076
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>because the next lesson I was on a horse</c.bg_transparent>
1077
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and I was wielding a stick</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and just running.</c.bg_transparent>
1078
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And it was like…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>yeah, it was quite dangerous.</c.bg_transparent>
1079
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>But it's sort of the best way</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to learn, really.</c.bg_transparent>
1080
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And, yeah, I loved all the polo stuff.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>It was great fun.</c.bg_transparent>
1081
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I know. I can barely wear a polo shirt.</c.bg_transparent>
1082
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[London and Fortune laugh]</c.bg_transparent>
1083
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Well, you guys, hopefully,</c.bg_transparent>
1084
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>on one of the end episodes</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>we'll see a crossover</c.bg_transparent>
1085
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>with</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Hubie
Halloween.</c.bg_transparent>
1086
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>That's another big Netflix show,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and maybe that would be fun.</c.bg_transparent>
1087
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Uh, I know you guys are busy,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and we really appreciate Emma and Josh,</c.bg_transparent>
1088
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>you coming in here, so thank you,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and we'll keep watching.</c.bg_transparent>
1089
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, thank you, guys.</c.bg_transparent>
1090
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Thank you.</c.bg_transparent>
1091
line:10.00%
<c.bg_transparent>-[Josh] Thank you.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Bye.</c.bg_transparent>
1092
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Season four of </c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>The
Crown</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> is streaming now.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Emma and Josh, everybody.</c.bg_transparent>
1093
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah, thank you, guys.</c.bg_transparent>
1094
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Thanks, guys.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Thank you so much.</c.bg_transparent>
1095
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[baroque fanfare playing]</c.bg_transparent>
1096
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh,</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> The
Crown.</c.bg_transparent>
1097
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Are you the guards that don't laugh</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>or you get in trouble?</c.bg_transparent>
1098
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[laughs] We'll see about that.</c.bg_transparent>
1099
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[with British accent] Hello.</c.bg_transparent>
1100
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>[normal accent]</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>You ever see</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Thriller?
</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>Oh…</c.bg_transparent>
1101
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>They do the robot over there?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Meep-mop-moop, moop-mop-meep.</c.bg_transparent>
1102
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh. Oh!</c.bg_transparent>
1103
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>You ever seen clogging?</c.bg_transparent>
1104
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>You ever seen an octopus?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>[whistles softly]</c.bg_transparent>
1105
line:10.00%
<c.bg_transparent>You don't get that one?</c.bg_transparent>
1106
line:10.00%
<c.bg_transparent>That's a Seinfeld bit.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>That's off his first special. That's…</c.bg_transparent>
1107
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>David, what are you doing?</c.bg_transparent>
1108
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>They're not gonna laugh. It's illegal.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>They could get beheaded.</c.bg_transparent>
1109
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Something's wrong. I did my best stuff</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and two of Seinfeld's bits.</c.bg_transparent>
1110
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Mm-hmm. Okay. Um…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>if you really wanna make 'em laugh,</c.bg_transparent>
1111
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>you should show 'em your willy. [laughs]</c.bg_transparent>
1112
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Hey, Siri, what's a willy?</c.bg_transparent>
1113
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[baroque fanfare resumes]</c.bg_transparent>
1114
line:84.67%
1115
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Hey, next guest is one of my buddies,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>all of our buddies.</c.bg_transparent>
1116
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>He's got a special out now,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>here's a clip of it.</c.bg_transparent>
1117
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm not much of a fan of private schools,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I'll be honest.</c.bg_transparent>
1118
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I am not a fan of private schools at all.</c.bg_transparent>
1119
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>My kids attend private schools,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>doesn't mean I'm a fan of it.</c.bg_transparent>
1120
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I feel like private schools</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>protect kids from reality.</c.bg_transparent>
1121
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>They protect you,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>they protect you from fucking reality.</c.bg_transparent>
1122
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Private schools… Private schools</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>breed bitches, that's how I feel.</c.bg_transparent>
1123
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I said it. I said it.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I'm not taking it back.</c.bg_transparent>
1124
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>That's how I fucking feel.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Private schools breed bitches!</c.bg_transparent>
1125
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm in my fucking comfort zone.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I'm gonna let it fly.</c.bg_transparent>
1126
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Everything I feel, I'ma say it.</c.bg_transparent>
1127
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Ever seen a grown-ass man get punched</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in the face that went to private school?</c.bg_transparent>
1128
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>He immediately looks for a teacher.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>[gasping]</c.bg_transparent>
1129
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Here he is.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Please welcome Kevin Hart, everybody.</c.bg_transparent>
1130
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-All right.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Kevin!</c.bg_transparent>
1131
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-There he is.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[whooping]</c.bg_transparent>
1132
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Look at that, man. Hey, what's up, y'all?</c.bg_transparent>
1133
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Hi Kevin.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Hey, Kevin.</c.bg_transparent>
1134
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-How you doing? Good to see you.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-You look tough.</c.bg_transparent>
1135
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>By the way, I just got some news.</c.bg_transparent>
1136
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Um, your special was</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>the most watched special of 2020.</c.bg_transparent>
1137
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Oh, wow.</c.bg_transparent>
1138
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Really?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-That's pretty huge.</c.bg_transparent>
1139
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Thank you, David. Way to go, huh?</c.bg_transparent>
1140
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I can't believe it beat mine.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>This is crazy.</c.bg_transparent>
1141
line:84.67%
1142
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>That's great. So you're…</c.bg_transparent>
1143
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>It's called</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Zero Fucks
Given</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>,</c.bg_transparent>
1144
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>and I accidentally keep giving fucks.</c.bg_transparent>
1145
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Um… How'd you come up with that title?</c.bg_transparent>
1146
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Uh, the title was more</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>of an attention grabber, you know?</c.bg_transparent>
1147
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>For me, it was, uh,</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Zero
Fucks Given</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>it just meant that</c.bg_transparent>
1148
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm comfortable with being</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>where I am in my life and…</c.bg_transparent>
1149
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and comfortable with being</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in my environment</c.bg_transparent>
1150
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>to the point where the things around it</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>don't matter as much.</c.bg_transparent>
1151
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>So, when I say</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I've got zero fucks to give, it means,</c.bg_transparent>
1152
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>what you feel or think about the life</c.bg_transparent>
1153
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>that I choose to live</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and be comfortable with.</c.bg_transparent>
1154
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And that's the life of a dad,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>of a family man, you know?</c.bg_transparent>
1155
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>One that's okay with being home,</c.bg_transparent>
1156
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>one that has opinions about people</c.bg_transparent>
1157
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>and why I'm becoming older and irritable.</c.bg_transparent>
1158
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>It's zero fucks given about my attitude</c.bg_transparent>
1159
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>with being myself.</c.bg_transparent>
1160
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>It's not worrying about the naysayers</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>or opinions of others.</c.bg_transparent>
1161
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>That's the play on the title.</c.bg_transparent>
1162
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>[David] Yeah. Yeah, I agree.</c.bg_transparent>
1163
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I think it might go into just jokes</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>you do and you don't care about 'em.</c.bg_transparent>
1164
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I think comedy,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in a weird way, is getting…</c.bg_transparent>
1165
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>everyone would be happy if we drew</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>from the same five jokes.</c.bg_transparent>
1166
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Everyone did 'em</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and then everyone would be happy.</c.bg_transparent>
1167
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>It's hard to be a comedian</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>in this day and age,</c.bg_transparent>
1168
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and used to try to be edgy,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>try to do stuff that was different,</c.bg_transparent>
1169
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>that made you a good comedian.</c.bg_transparent>
1170
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Now you do it and people attack you.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>It's tricky business now.</c.bg_transparent>
1171
line:84.67%
1172
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>That's why you gotta get comfortable</c.bg_transparent>
1173
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and be happy with where you are,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>you know, who you are.</c.bg_transparent>
1174
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>So when you find happiness</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and confidence in that,</c.bg_transparent>
1175
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>nothing else really matters,</c.bg_transparent>
1176
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>so outside of pulling from my world,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>once again,</c.bg_transparent>
1177
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>of the cool dad with a crazy lifestyle</c.bg_transparent>
1178
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>that my kids have grown with me in</c.bg_transparent>
1179
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and now my wife is now with me</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>through the ups and downs,</c.bg_transparent>
1180
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I've kind of constantly</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>just been an open book.</c.bg_transparent>
1181
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I've been very transparent.</c.bg_transparent>
1182
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>There's always gonna be backlash,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>there's always gonna be conversation,</c.bg_transparent>
1183
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>but not giving a fuck</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and having zero fucks</c.bg_transparent>
1184
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>about the opinions of how you feel, um,</c.bg_transparent>
1185
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>is what I'm happiest about at this point.</c.bg_transparent>
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line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Kevin, in the clip you were talking</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>about private schools,</c.bg_transparent>
1187
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and it made me think that all my friends</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that were sort of big in comedy</c.bg_transparent>
1188
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>or that have been successful,</c.bg_transparent>
1189
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>uh, all went to regular school, public,</c.bg_transparent>
1190
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and now there's this interesting pressure</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that they have money and are doing well,</c.bg_transparent>
1191
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>including myself</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>where our kids go private.</c.bg_transparent>
1192
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>It's a weird thing in your head going,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>is that gonna make it better or worse,</c.bg_transparent>
1193
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>because we all kind of scraped it a bit.</c.bg_transparent>
1194
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>And then it's hard to pretend</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>you're not rich. You see Beyoncé's kids…</c.bg_transparent>
1195
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, is it?</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Is it hard to pretend you're not rich?</c.bg_transparent>
1196
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Oh, problems of David Spade!</c.bg_transparent>
1197
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>If you're a kid…</c.bg_transparent>
1198
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>You're Beyoncé's kid,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>she's like, "Do a lemonade stand."</c.bg_transparent>
1199
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Kid's like,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>"Do I really gotta walk through this?</c.bg_transparent>
1200
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm getting 100 million.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Want me to go through the motions?</c.bg_transparent>
1201
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>All right, sure,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>lemonade, pull up, 50 cents."</c.bg_transparent>
1202
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>So it must be weird.</c.bg_transparent>
1203
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<c.bg_transparent>I'm not saying for me as much.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I still go check to check, you know.</c.bg_transparent>
1204
line:84.67%
1205
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>You gotta think, your kids didn't ask</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to be born into a situation at their end.</c.bg_transparent>
1206
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>So you are an entertainer,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>you have a crazy amount of success,</c.bg_transparent>
1207
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>or anybody that has a crazy success</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and you come from nothing</c.bg_transparent>
1208
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and you come from the bottom</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>and worked your way up,</c.bg_transparent>
1209
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>that's not your kids' fault</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that they don't have to do the same</c.bg_transparent>
1210
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<c.bg_transparent>or that they were born into</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>a blessed situation full of opportunities.</c.bg_transparent>
1211
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<c.bg_transparent>It's your job as a parent</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to find a balance.</c.bg_transparent>
1212
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<c.bg_transparent>So with me and the private school thing,</c.bg_transparent>
1213
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<c.bg_transparent>it's just about…</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>I don't like the constant…</c.bg_transparent>
1214
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>There's this crazy thing</c.bg_transparent>
1215
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>of always wanting to figure it out</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that a private school does for these kids.</c.bg_transparent>
1216
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>It's like they always want</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to help and answer the questions</c.bg_transparent>
1217
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>or help motivate the child.</c.bg_transparent>
1218
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Sometimes the kid needs</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>to fall on their face</c.bg_transparent>
1219
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>or fail a bit to understand</c.bg_transparent>
1220
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<c.bg_transparent>why it's important to do</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>what you're supposed to.</c.bg_transparent>
1221
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<c.bg_transparent>It's where my problem</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>with private school comes from.</c.bg_transparent>
1222
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<c.bg_transparent>I love it, Kevin.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>It's London here, hey, babe. Hi.</c.bg_transparent>
1223
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<c.bg_transparent>-Hey, London.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[with British accent] Hi, babe.</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>It's Fortune.</c.bg_transparent>
1225
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1226
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<c.bg_transparent>Kevin, I've got a question.</c.bg_transparent>
1227
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<c.bg_transparent>What was your biggest achievement of 2020</c.bg_transparent>
1228
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<c.bg_transparent>and why is it executive producing</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>my Netflix special</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> To
Catch a Dick</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>?</c.bg_transparent>
1229
line:84.67%
1230
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<c.bg_transparent>First of all, your special is amazing</c.bg_transparent>
1231
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<c.bg_transparent>and a crazy achievement for us</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>at Hartbeat Productions.</c.bg_transparent>
1232
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<c.bg_transparent>-Thanks, Kevin Hart!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-That's very true.</c.bg_transparent>
1233
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<c.bg_transparent>I'm very serious, you know?</c.bg_transparent>
1234
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<c.bg_transparent>You're the first female special</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that I've produced,</c.bg_transparent>
1235
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>first Black woman at Hartbeat</c.bg_transparent>
1236
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>that we've been able to attach</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>an hour comedy special to, rightfully so.</c.bg_transparent>
1237
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>That is an amazing accomplishment,</c.bg_transparent>
1238
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<c.bg_transparent>not just for myself but for my company.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Um…</c.bg_transparent>
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<c.bg_transparent>Outside of that, know what I think…</c.bg_transparent>
1240
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<c.bg_transparent>I'm gonna go with the biggest one</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>for me was the birth of my baby girl.</c.bg_transparent>
1241
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I had another addition to the family,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Kaori Mai Hart. Um…</c.bg_transparent>
1242
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Excited about that.</c.bg_transparent>
1243
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>And other than that, man,</c.bg_transparent>
1244
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>somehow pulling off</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>a way to tape a special in 2020</c.bg_transparent>
1245
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>and during a pandemic,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that's another big accomplishment.</c.bg_transparent>
1246
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I got lots of things to be thankful for,</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>lots of things to be happy about.</c.bg_transparent>
1247
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<c.bg_transparent>But I'm most excited</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>about my new little girl.</c.bg_transparent>
1248
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<c.bg_transparent>-[David] Of course.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-[Fortune] Aw. Yeah, for sure.</c.bg_transparent>
1249
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<c.bg_transparent>Thanks for making time.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>You're shooting a movie.</c.bg_transparent>
1250
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Thanks for being here.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>We'll talk to you soon.</c.bg_transparent>
1251
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Thank you, Kevin!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-All right, congrats, guys.</c.bg_transparent>
1252
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<c.bg_transparent>This is super dope.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Thanks again for the love.</c.bg_transparent>
1253
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>I appreciate you.</c.bg_transparent>
1254
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>This is a really cool thing to see.</c.bg_transparent>
1255
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'm sure this won't be the last time</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>that you have me.</c.bg_transparent>
1256
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>I'll be on here talking about</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>something else in the near future.</c.bg_transparent>
1257
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Thanks, Kevin!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Thanks, Kevin!</c.bg_transparent>
1258
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<c.bg_transparent>Zero Fucks Given</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>Kevin Hart, everybody.</c.bg_transparent>
1259
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>All right, that's our show, everybody.</c.bg_transparent>
1260
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-But you can't get rid of us that easily.</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-Right, all three of us will be back</c.bg_transparent>
1261
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>on</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> The Netflix
Afterparty</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>starting at the beginning of 2021.</c.bg_transparent>
1262
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>-Yes! Better watch it!</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>-That's right. Yes.</c.bg_transparent>
1263
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>Our first episode will have the cast</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>of</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> Cobra
Kai</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> and comedian Bill
Burr.</c.bg_transparent>
1264
line:79.33%
<c.bg_transparent>See you in the new year</c.bg_transparent>
<c.bg_transparent>at</c.bg_transparent><c.bg_transparent> The Netflix
Afterparty.</c.bg_transparent>
1265
line:84.67%
<c.bg_transparent>Yeah!</c.bg_transparent>
1266
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<c.bg_transparent>Thanks, guys!</c.bg_transparent>
1267
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<c.bg_transparent>-Thank you!</c.bg_transparent>
1268
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<c.bg_transparent>You! You! You!</c.bg_transparent>
1269
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<c.bg_transparent>Whoo! Thank you.</c.bg_transparent>

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