Pizza is a 6-year-old girl preparing for her first day of school. The story criticizes her generation, calling them dumb and with brains rotting from watching inappropriate content online. On her first day, Pizza shows off her toy Lamborghini and wears makeup and trendy clothes. All the students in her class fail a simple test because they only watch shows like Cocomelon. The teacher quits in frustration after the students throw tantrums without their iPads.
Pizza is a 6-year-old girl preparing for her first day of school. The story criticizes her generation, calling them dumb and with brains rotting from watching inappropriate content online. On her first day, Pizza shows off her toy Lamborghini and wears makeup and trendy clothes. All the students in her class fail a simple test because they only watch shows like Cocomelon. The teacher quits in frustration after the students throw tantrums without their iPads.
Pizza is a 6-year-old girl preparing for her first day of school. The story criticizes her generation, calling them dumb and with brains rotting from watching inappropriate content online. On her first day, Pizza shows off her toy Lamborghini and wears makeup and trendy clothes. All the students in her class fail a simple test because they only watch shows like Cocomelon. The teacher quits in frustration after the students throw tantrums without their iPads.
So one day there was a gworl and her name was pizza and she was a not very good gworl. Pizza was 5 years old but next year shes gunna go to school
-flash forward to 1 year later-
Pizza is getting ready for teh first day of school. she is very excited so lets get ready with her. 1 thing i didnt tell you is that chica is gen alpha. she is dumb and her brain is rotting from skibidi toilet. her parents are also millenials (that is very bad). lets talk about gen alpha and then we will get ready with her. gen aplha is dumb and stupied and ugly and their brains are rotting. they watch cocomelon,skibidi toilet and would force their parents (millenials) to buy them a bottle of regular juice for 30 f ing euros(prime). they also probably wacth elsagate stuff but with huggy wuggy and kissy missy. now lets get ready with pizza for teh first day of school :3 first, she does her skincare routine AT THE AGE OF 6, then she puts on some makeup and a pink preppy nirvana sweater (ew). also skinny jeans. CHAPTER 2-FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL so pizza got ready and then she went to school in her toy lamborgini(unironically) and she was flexing it so everyone was impressed and everyone loved it. for the first day of school theyre gonna have a simple test from english and math but its gonna be kindergarten level knowlege so everyone should know what theyre doing. since all the kids in 1st grade watch skibidi toilet they all got an f. the teacher was shocked by how dumb everyone is. the kids from gen alpha usually always throw tantrums when they dont have their ipads, so the parents had to pack ipads into their schoolbags, and that caused the techer to quit her job.