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teh gworl-very good story book :3

CHAPTER 1- GETTING TO KNOW TEH GWORL


So one day there was a gworl and her name was pizza and she was a not very good
gworl. Pizza was 5 years old but next year shes gunna go to school

-flash forward to 1 year later-


Pizza is getting ready for teh first day of school. she is very excited so lets get
ready with her.
1 thing i didnt tell you is that chica is gen alpha. she is dumb and her brain is
rotting from skibidi toilet. her parents are also millenials (that is very bad).
lets talk about gen alpha and then we will get ready with her. gen aplha is dumb
and stupied and ugly and their brains are rotting. they watch cocomelon,skibidi
toilet and would force their parents (millenials) to buy them a bottle of regular
juice for 30 f ing euros(prime). they also probably wacth elsagate stuff but with
huggy wuggy and kissy missy.
now lets get ready with pizza for teh first day of school :3
first, she does her skincare routine AT THE AGE OF 6, then she puts on some makeup
and a pink preppy nirvana sweater (ew). also skinny jeans.
CHAPTER 2-FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL
so pizza got ready and then she went to school in her toy lamborgini(unironically)
and she was flexing it so everyone was impressed and everyone loved it. for the
first day of school theyre gonna have a simple test from english and math but its
gonna be kindergarten level knowlege so everyone should know what theyre doing.
since all the kids in 1st grade watch skibidi toilet they all got an f. the teacher
was shocked by how dumb everyone is. the kids from gen alpha usually always throw
tantrums when they dont have their ipads, so the parents had to pack ipads into
their schoolbags, and that caused the techer to quit her job.

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