STS Cheatsheet #5: Common Shit Tests & How To Pass Them How To Deal With A Shit Test? There are two ways to deal with a shit test 1. Embrace & Exaggerate Embrace & exaggerating means you accept the test she throws your way and blow it out of proportion to make it worse. By doing this, you're conveying to her that you're okay with yourself and that you're on her side, thus leaving her nothing to challenge you on. 2. Flirting Flirting involves creating a man-to-woman scenario to make her picture the two of you together, thus conveying your interest in her in the process. Common Examples Of Shit Tests Here's a list of common shit tests you may get when you're out there talking to women. Note: Some of them are genuine objections that girls have. If she’s bringing up agenuine objection and sounds serious, answer her questions normally without humor. 1. Do you say this to all the girls? a. Nahh, only the cute ones (Flirt) b. Yeah of course, I've got nothing else to do. All day | walk around saying the same thing. This one time | said it to a beggar, he came home (Exaggeration) 2. Have many girls have you picked up using the same pickup line? or said the ‘same thing to a. 732 (Exaggeration) 2. This is such a bad pickup line. a. | know only bad pickup lines (Exaggeration) b. yea | know, picked up 3 Bollywood actresses the last time | used it (Exaggeration) 4, You're too short for me. a. Short for what? @ (Flirt) b. Oh shit! Seedha hi dil tod diya. Thoda toh taras khaa lo! (Exaggeration) c. Usually I date girls who are atleast 5ft 11" (Exaggeration) 5, Is ita prank? / Are you shooting a YouTube video? a. Han han bilkul, ye raha camera, ye raha mic, saare log actors hain, maine hi bulaaye hue hain (Exaggeration) b. Do you think I'm that good looking to be doing videos @ (Flirt) 6. Has a boyfriend a. Amazing. I've got 3 myself (Exaggeration) 7. Waiting for a cab (Objection) a. Isit cool if I walk you there? (Dealing with her objection) 8. | have to leavell am late10. 12, 13, 14, 15. 16. a. Cool, is it okay if | walk you out (Objection) Do you do this often? @. Nahh , only on Tuesdays because im Hanuman ji's bhakt @ (Exaggeration) b. I'd want to, But I'm just too scared of girls. (Dealing with her objection) c. Nahh, only with girls that are wearing [insert whatever she’s wearing, you're trying to refer to her in third person] (Flirt) How many people have you said this to? a. You're the first girl ive spoken to in my life. How does it feel? It must be an honour @ (Exaggeration + Flirt) This is weird . Of course its weird, you're probably used to hanging out with chhapris @ (Exaggeration) b. Yes, | know it's random. But | wanted to say hello anyway (Dealing with her objection) My friends are coming a. Even my friends are coming, but before | go... (Dealing with her objection, you're still getting her to stop) Parents are coming a. Okay, got it. Nice to meet you though (Dealing with her objection - you leave) “Do you want me to call the cops" a. “Hey, didn't mean to offend/bother you. | shall leave. Have a nice day" (Dealing with her objection) I don't date guys like you. a. Good choice, even | don't date guys like me (Exaggeration) b. Who said anything about dating? @ (Flirt) You are a playerituckboy a. Wtf. | am sanskari. (Exaggeration)b. How do you know? How many players have you been with/how do you know how a player looks like? (Flirting) 17. What would you do if | just left by lying to you or stood you up? a. Talk to the girl on the right 18 Why don't you talk to those 2 girls over there? a. Han han bilkul, unse bhi aur fir unse bhi aur sab logon se baat hi karta rehta hun na @ (Exaggeration) b, Arey hold on, unse bhi baat karenge (Exaggeration) ¢. Why? You don't think you're better looking than them? @ (Flirt) How To Pass Them