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    The child asks their mother where jerks come from. The mother humorously explains that jerks are not a separate breed, but rather people who missed lessons on being decent in life. She says that nobody goes to "Jerk University" and that jerks are not born that way but rather develop accidentally by skipping lessons on sharing and kindness. The mother jokes that if only life had a return policy for jerks, but encourages spreading kindness to them instead, as it can sometimes work like a "jerk-reversal spell" to change their behavior.

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    The child asks their mother where jerks come from. The mother humorously explains that jerks are not a separate breed, but rather people who missed lessons on being decent in life. She says that nobody goes to "Jerk University" and that jerks are not born that way but rather develop accidentally by skipping lessons on sharing and kindness. The mother jokes that if only life had a return policy for jerks, but encourages spreading kindness to them instead, as it can sometimes work like a "jerk-reversal spell" to change their behavior.

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    Mom, Where Do Jerks Come From

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    The child asks their mother where jerks come from. The mother humorously explains that jerks are not a separate breed, but rather people who missed lessons on being decent in life. She says that nobody goes to "Jerk University" and that jerks are not born that way but rather develop accidentally by skipping lessons on sharing and kindness. The mother jokes that if only life had a return policy for jerks, but encourages spreading kindness to them instead, as it can sometimes work like a "jerk-reversal spell" to change their behavior.

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    Child: "Hey Mom, where do jerks come from?

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    Mom: Chuckles "Well, sweetheart, it's a bit like asking, 'Where do socks disappear to
    in the laundry?' It's one of life's great mysteries."

    Child: "Seriously, Mom! Are they like a special breed or something?"

    Mom: "Oh, you mean the 'Jerkus Maximus' species? No, no, they're not a separate
    breed. They're just people who missed the 'How to Be Decent' class in life. Maybe
    they were absent that day or were busy playing video games."

    Child: "So, are jerks born that way, or do they go to school for it?"

    Mom: "Oh, sweetheart, nobody goes to Jerk University! It's more of an accidental
    specialisation. They probably skipped the 'Sharing is Caring' part in kindergarten."

    Child: "Can we send them back and get a refund?"

    Mom: Laughs "If only life had a return policy for jerks! Unfortunately, we can't do that.
    But, here's the secret: just sprinkle a little kindness and humour their way.
    Sometimes, it's like magic, and they might just un-jerk themselves."

    Child: "Like a jerk-reversal spell?"

    Mom: "Exactly! We should patent that. 'Mom's Jerk-Be-Gone Elixir.' Guaranteed to


    work or your happiness back."

    Child: "You're the best, Mom. I guess jerks are just misunderstood."

    Mom: "That's the spirit! Every jerk could use a little understanding and maybe a good
    joke or two. Now, let's go practice our jerk-reversal spells on the cat. She's been a bit
    grumpy lately."

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