Charlotte Quwenfords Definitive Guide To

Draconic Flirting

The Quick Differences

The Basics
The Metallic Dragons

Silver Dragons

The Approach

D6 Topic
1 Cultural differences
between your place
of origin and a place
you visited
2 Ask the dragon if but has to decline
they have ever you are simply not
travelled with a their type.
group of heroes 2 Unfortunately for
3 A recollection of you, this dragon
camaraderie already has a mate.
4 Inquire about the 3 The dragon makes
dragons thoughts on an excuse to end the
a famous poet conversation with
5 A tale of adventure you and avoids eye
with your group of contact for the rest of
friends the encounter.
6 If you are in their 4 All your charm
hoard, ask about a seems to roll have no
treasure that catches effect. Not
your interest surprising, this
dragon is asexual.

If you, the DM, want to be a bit devious and

introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this
party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
future.
D8 Consequence
1 The dragon will tell
other metallic
dragons about the
PC and future
dragon encounters
may reference this.
The Consequences 2 In the future,
searching through
the dragons hoard
reveals a shrine
dedicated to the PC
3 The PC will get
random romantic
messages per
sending or letter
4 The dragon will
show up from time
to time until it
becomes apparent
that they are
following the party
5 Half Dragons
6 In the future, a new
Draconic Bloodline
is revealed
D4 Consequence 7 A jealous
1 The Dragon laughs adventurer seeks
and commends you out the party
for your enthusiasm because they got
 rejected and now
want to know why
the PC succeeded
8 The PC is rewarded
with the knowledge
that this dragon has
a lot of lovers
Copper Dragons

D6 Topic
1 A piece of art you
saw during your
adventures that you
remembered seeing
their hoard
2 Tell them a riddle.
For example:
“What’s in my
pocket?”
3 Crack a joke about
something the
dragon is known to
joke about
4 Play a bit of music
The Approach from your place of
origin
5 Tell the dragon about
festivals from your
place of origin
6 You once did
something to lighten
up the mood in a
dire situation. What
did you do? Tell the
dragon about it.

The Consequences
 7 The dragon appears
at the parties place
of rest, demanding
D4 Consequence a proper end about
1 The dragon tells you the discussion you
politely that you are had about an
terrible at flirting obscure book.
before making a flirty 8 Half Dragons
joke directed at
someone else
2 Dick jokes. And you
are the one being
joked about
3 After a pick-up line,
all you get is a
“What.”
4 The dragon stares at
you before starting to
laugh.

If you, the DM, want to be a bit devious and

introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this
party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
future.
D8 Consequence
1 In the future, a new
Draconic Bloodline
is revealed
2 The PC will be
followed by the
story of a hapless
romantic
3 The dragon will
follow up the flirting
at a later date after
reconsidering
4 A small limerick is
composed about
the PC
5 The party will get
help from an
unknown source
with the only lead
being that “this is
for a good laugh”
6 The dragon starts
to get more social
and visits the PCs
hometown/place of
origin
 D6 Response
1 “Haha. Yeah.”
2 “Please, I need food
Brass Dragons and water.”
3 “I hate sand. It’s
coarse and rough
and is currently in
my everything.
I’d rather have you in
my everything-“
4 “Yes. I would like to
live out that fantasy
with you.”
5 “What.”
6 “Can I see my family
again after I say
yes?”

The Consequences
The Approach

D4 Consequence
1 Wherever you go, a get there everything
picture of dickbutt is gone and
doodle follows you. relocated to the
2 You know have dragons hoard
weirdly colored 7 The dragon starts
private parts that nesting.
grant you either a 8 In the future, a new
Boon or Curse Draconic Bloodline
3 The dragon steals all is revealed
your clothes and lets
you stay buried until
a caravan or your
party finds you
4 You will never leave
the hoard. You will
die here.

If you, the DM, want to be a bit devious and

introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this
party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
future.
D8 Consequence
1 In the future, a new
Draconic Bloodline
is revealed
2 The Party has to
escape the Brass
Dragon that follows
them everywhere
now. It has a
Birthday Party
planned.
3 Half Dragons
4 The PC is now Gold Dragons
marked as Brass
Dragon property
and other Draconic
Creatures will make
fun of that
5 Every Dragon who
meet the PC in the
future knows about
their fate and
simply states
“That’s rough
buddy.” This works
for both success
and failure
6 If the PC had a
home, next time the
 world would benefit
from a wise,
competent leader
4 The dragons magical
prowess is widely
known and you want
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best

The Consequences

D4 Consequence
1 The dragon is
insulted and refuses
to talk to you or your
party. Any help that
could have come
from them is now
gone
2 You get kicked out
3 The silence is
deafening. Fatherly
disapproval is
pressing down on
you
4 “Thank you for the
flattery but you are
beneath me.”

D4 Topic
1 Your magic findings
and how you hope
they can help you
shed light on it
2 War in the province
that broke out over a
misunderstanding
3 Lament that the
government is If you, the DM, want to be a bit devious and
tyrannical, and the introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this Bronze Dragon
party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
future.
D8 Consequence
1 The Gold Dragon
warns the Party of
another evil,
forgetting that this
evil will take
centuries to occur
2 Half Dragons
3 The Gold Dragon
won’t aid the Party
in their quest
because it believes
that they have to
solve those
problems on their
own
4 It is revealed that
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the dragon killed off
an entire kingdom
to prevent the
spread of a disease
5 One of the dragons
allies is revealed to
be one of the
villains
6 In the future, a new
Draconic Bloodline
is revealed
7 The PC gets send
gifts by the dragon
8 The dragon allows
the Party to make
its lair one of their
places of operandi
 The Consequences

D6 Topic
1 The military strength
of the nation the
Dragon lives in
2 Tell them about that
bad guy you killed
3 You helped someone D4 Consequence
in great peril. Retell 1 You are in jail
that tale. 2 The dragon snitched
4 Explain to the to your version of the
Dragon that an IRS
artifact of power has 3 The contempt and
poor protection, and disappointment from
no one is listening to the dragon are
your concerns. enough to shatter
5 The dragon is the your self esteem
best thing in this 4 Your party will
region. Make sure to question your
underline their hornyness because
importance to the how can you be
system of justice. attracted to such a
6 Praise be Bahamut, douchbag?
for HE is who shows
us how we should
live, justice, justice,
Honor and
Discipline

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introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this
party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
future.
D8 Consequence
1 The dragon decides
to get involved in
some part of the
plot because they
know better than
the humanoids
2 The dragon starts a
war with a
perceived threat
picked up during
the conversations
with the PC
3 The military in the
area gets more
dogmatic
4 The mate of the
Bronze Dragon
hears of the PCs
advances and wants
to find them to
“talk”
5 Half Dragons
6 In the future, a new
Draconic Bloodline
is revealed
7 A town is now
governed by the
Bronze Dragon
because it heard
about the crime
rate. It won’t leave
until the Party has
proven their Honor
and dedication to
inflict Justice
8 The PC has to send
progress reports of
their mission to the
Dragon
Chromatic Dragons
 D6 Topics
1 You want to help the
dragon with
something and as an
exchange you are
Blue Dragons honest with you
wants
2 You would do
anything to ensure
the power of
draconic magic in
your bloodline
3 Blue is in fact, your
favorite color
4 You want to rob
another desert
dwelling dragon and
know of something
the dragon might be
interested in
5 Compliment their
hoard, city, form of
government
6 You had a run in with
a Brass Dragon and
need help, please
The Approach please please

The Consequences
 evil dragon and sends
an invitation
D4 Consequence
1 The dragon decides
to let their children
hunt you for sport.
2 You will never be
able to step foot into
this part of the desert
without a vicious
storm following you
3 The bellowing
laughter rings
through your ears
and shakes your
bones. Your pathetic
display saves you
from death for now
4 You get buried in
sand, slowly
suffocating.

If you, the DM, want to be a bit devious and

introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this Red Dragons
party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
future.
D8 Consequence
1 Insulted, the dragon
decides to ruin the
parties mission in the
desert
2 In the future, a new
Draconic Bloodline is
revealed
3 One of the Blue
Dragons enemies
approaches the party
4 A storm starts brewing
over the desert and
never vanishes
5 Half Dragons
6 The Cult of the Dragon
follows the Party on
behest of the dragon
7 One of the parties
allies hears that the PC
tried to work with an
evil dragon and
becomes hostile
8 A Chromatic Dragon
hears that the PC is
open to work with an
 D4 Consequence
The Approach 1 Your place of origin
gets burned down
2 The dragon decides
to become a problem
on purpose
3 The other Red
Dragons are not
happy when they find
out how you talked
about them
4 Parleying with a Red
Dragon makes you
an enemy to every
Bronze Dragon on
this continent

D6 Topics
1 Another Red Dragon
failed to take over a
kingdom recently
2 The size of the hoard
is impressive
3 Red Dragons are the
best, much better
than Gold Dragons
4 Being the strongest
gives you the
permission to
Gatekeep
5 Survival of the fittest
6 There are no chains
keeping me down,
my Limits know no If you, the DM, want to be a bit devious and
bound introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this
party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
The Consequences future.
D8 Consequence
1 One of the parties
allies hears that the PC
tried to work with an
evil dragon and
becomes hostile
2 Tiamat herself hears
of this incident and
decides to ask the PC
if they are interested in
working for her
 3 A Red Dragon
Wyrmling starts
following the Party,
wanting to learn how
such weird creatures
can survive so long
4 In the future, a new
Draconic Bloodline is
revealed
5 Half Dragons
6 Being dormant for
hundreds of years, no
one expected the
volcano in the dragons
territory to become
active again
7 A different Red
Dragon asks the PC if
they want to kill the The Approach
Red Dragon who
rejected them
8 The PC gets this book
send to them in
character by an
unknown benefactor

D6 Topics
1 Green Dragons are
the truest of dragons
Green Dragons 2 Nature is sacred and
humanoids a pest
that should be cut
down to those who
respect it
3 Respecting territories
is mandatory to
ensure peaceful
living
4 Weak creatures
should strive for
betterment
5 Reverence is better If you, the DM, want to be a bit devious and
than fear but only introduce consequences even on a
truly powerful beings successful flirt, here is a table of what could
can wield it happen later in the story, either with this
6 A bit of political party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
intrigue keeps the future.
world grounded D8 Consequence
1 The family of the
Green Dragon starts
stirring up trouble all
The Consequences over the world
2 Half Dragons
3 One of the parties
allies hears that the PC
tried to work with an
evil dragon and
becomes hostile
4 Nature becomes
chaotic and hostile
near where the dragon
resides
5 Ground Water
becomes poisoned
D4 Consequence
and threatens all the
1 The Party will get
connected Kingdoms
more pushback from
6 A loved one gets
governments thanks
kidnapped
to the Green
7 In the future, a new
Dragons spies
Draconic Bloodline is
2 A poison is slowly
revealed
killing the PC and no
8 The missions carried
magic seems to work
out for the dragon
3 The forest begins to
have far larger
stretch endlessly,
consequences as
and the Party finds
could be expected
themselves in the
Fey Wild
4 A night hag is
terrorizing the party
Black Dragons

D6 Topics
1 History. Anything
History, really.
2 Antiques from an old
kingdom have been
popping up on the
Black Market
3 Magical Knowledge
you could steal from
others
4 We are standing at
the precipice of the
death of a large
kingdom
5 You are willing to
dispose of the
dragons enemies
6 You want revenge on
someone and would
do anything to get it

The Consequences
The Approach

D4 Consequence
1 Death by slowly
getting dissolved
2 Skinning
3 Scalping
4 Death by eating

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introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this
party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
future.
D8 Consequence
1 The swamp starts to
expand and the gas
coming from it is
potent enough to
destroy lungs
2 The Black Dragon
starts to get interested
in current affairs
3 An old lich wakes up
in the slowly
resurfacing ruins of
his kingdom
4 In the future, a new White Dragons
Draconic Bloodline is
revealed
5 One of the parties
allies hears that the PC
tried to work with an
evil dragon and
becomes hostile
6 Half Dragons
7 The minions of the
Black Dragon wreak
havoc in nearby
provinces
8 The PC starts to smell
swamp water and
decay at night or when
alone, rising their
paranoia of being
watched

The Approach

D6 Topics
1 “Are you hungry?
Alright, let’s get
something to eat.”
2 “Wanna fuck?”
3 “Just lay down and party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
let me work.” future.
4 “No. I don’t know D8 Consequence
that person.” 1 A nearby living farmer
5 “You wanna play a hears from the dragon
game? Fetch!” about the encounter
6 “I want you to have with the PC and
sex with me. Because spreads rumors
we are both bored.” 2 In the future, a new
Draconic Bloodline is
revealed
3 The White Dragon
shows up at the PCs
house with an angry
Silver Dragon who
explains that the PC
has to pay Child
Support
4 The White Dragon
shows up in the next
campaign and tells the
The Consequences story
5 The PC lost feeling in
their private parts due
to the cold
6 Half Dragons
7 The PC gains
resistance to cold
8 One of the parties
allies hears that the PC
D4 Consequence tried to work with an
1 You get frozen evil dragon but
into an Ice Statue becomes confused
with your pants when explained the
down context
2 The White
Dragon just
wants to hunt
with you
3 The White
Dragon want to
hunt you
4 You question
your life choices
after the
rejection.

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introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this
Gem Dragons

Crystal Dragons

The Approach

D6 Topics
1 Stars and Planets
2 Jokes are always
welcome
3 Astrology
4 Respect your Elders
and how better
everything was a few
dozen years ago
5 Games
6 Exploration of new
horizons
 2 The PC gets an item
that makes it possible
to quickly travel back
to the dragon
3 Half Dragons
4 The PC gains insight
into a Far Realm
5 The dragon
sometimes asks if the
PC was finally able to
get laid
6 In the future, a new
Draconic Bloodline is
revealed
The Consequences 7 The PC and the
dragon decide to just
be friends
8 The dragons kid are
jealous of the PC for
stealing their parent
away from them and
plot a prank

D4 Consequence
1 You get rejected but
comforted that it has
nothing to do with
you
2 You might not score
a good romp with a
dragon but you score
a good friend
3 The dragon gives you
the location of a
dragon who might be
interested
4 Instead of fucking
you are now
cuddling. This is nice
too

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introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this
party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
future.
D8 Consequence
1 A new constellation
shows up in the night
sky
Saphire Dragons

The Consequences

D4 Consequence
The Approach 1 They will let you run
a gauntlet
2 You will be forced to
polish their hoard
3 You loose one of
your weapons
4 You loose one of
your clothing
items/armor pieces

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introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this
party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
future.
D6 Topics
D8 Consequence
1 The history of your
battle scars 1 A Bronze Dragon tries
to prove that they are
2 Tell them about your
the better tactician to
magical weapons
the party
and their stories
2 The Party all get one
3 Play some chess with
magical weapon or
them. They love it!
armor from the hoard
4 Go around their
3 Half Dragons
hoard and ask them
about the items in it 4 The PC gains insight
into a Far Realm
5 Promise to help
5 An enemy in the Far
them better their
defenses Realm notices the
dragon and starts
6 Assure them of their
planning an invasion
prowess
6 In the future, a new
Draconic Bloodline is
revealed
7 More Saphire Dragons
ask the Party to test
their hoard defenses
8 The Saphire Dragon
looses interest in the
 solitude they had you think it’s
before and seeks out important
company 5 Talk about how
much you’d like to be
a parent
6 Talk about espionage
and secrets

Emerald Dragons
The Consequences

D4 Consequence
1 They will
impersonate you in a
bad moment
The Approach 2 They will appear as a
hero of legend and
tell everyone that you
are a meanie
3 They will sell a secret
of yours to your
enemy
4 They will fade away,
never to be found
again

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introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this
party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
future.
D6 Topics D8 Consequence
1 Talk with them about 1 The Emerald Dragon
theatre plays and starts to hoard
method acting information about the
2 They don’t like party and refuses to
talking but listening give items back
so just ramble your 2 The dragon will
heart out reveals a secret
3 Recite some epic 3 Half Dragons
poetry 4 The PC gains insight
4 Always be kind and into a Far Realm
respectful and make 5 The Dragon will adopt
sure they know that all new children from
the PCs
 bloodline/family if gained from your
they perish adventures
6 In the future, a new 2 Moonstone Dragons
Draconic Bloodline is detest violence. Talk
revealed about a time you
7 The PCs family gains a solved a problem
draconic guard without it
8 The dragon mimics 3 Look! A Dandelion!
the PC when met 4 Go to a small river
again by a different and look for shiny
party pretty stones with
the dragon
5 A few harmless
Moonstone Dragons pranks are welcome
6 Just have a nice nap
with the dragon

The Consequences

The Approach D4 Consequence

1 Your dreams will
exhaust you if you
fail a WIS Save DC12
2 A few fey creatures
will disturb you in
your rest time
3 A group of Fey is
now hostile towards
the PC
4 You feel restless at
all times

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introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this
party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
future.
D8 Consequence
1 The Moonstone
Dragon shows up at
random
2 The Party gains temp.
HP from long rests
D6 Topics 3 Half Dragons
1 Exchange stories and 4 The PC gains insight
memories you into a Far Realm
 5 PC is immune to the complain about the
effects of magical wetness
sleep 3 Consistency is for
6 In the future, a new chumps
Draconic Bloodline is 4 Bronze Dragons are
revealed assholes, let’s bully
7 When the PC retires, them
they get called into the 5 Your parents are
Fey Wild where they fools for caring for
spend the rest of their your lesser siblings
life with the dragon 6 Learn psionics from
8 When the PC dies, them if you can
they get guided to a
peaceful death by the
dragon who also
grants their friends a The Consequences
last goodbye in their
dreams

Topaz Dragons

D4 Consequence
1 Whenever the party
tries to sail close to
the dragons territory,
they get attacked
2 The dragon will try to
desiccate you for
their collection
The Approach 3 The dragon goes into
a rage and starts
rampaging
4 Psionic Attacks hurt

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introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this
party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
future.
D6 Topics D8 Consequence
1 Talk about how you 1 The PC gains a Psionic
train your psionic Ability
powers 2 A Bronze Dragon asks
2 Talk about the Ocean for help slaying the
but make sure to Topaz Dragon
3 Half Dragons
4 The PC gains insight
into a Far Realm
5 The Topaz Dragon
asks for the head of a
Bronze Dragon
6 In the future, a new
Draconic Bloodline is
revealed
7 The children of the
dragon ask for help
killing their parent
8 A coastline gets ruined
by the Topaz Dragons
wrath
Amethyst Dragons The Consequences

D4 Consequence
1 Even after all the self-
improvement, you
still are not good
enough
2 You learn that being
horny is not the most
The Approach important thing
3 Maybe the dragon we
wanted to bed were
the dragons we met
along the way
4 You became
abstinent

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introduce consequences even on a
successful flirt, here is a table of what could
happen later in the story, either with this
party or maybe a hundred years or so in the
future.
D8 Consequence
D6 Topics 1 The PC found a new
1 “Why are we here? school of philosophy
Just to suffer?” 2 The dragon leaves the
2 Talk about your area to help people
recent self- elsewhere
improvements 3 Half Dragons
3 You managed to end 4 The PC gains insight
a conflict by being a into a Far Realm
mediator. How did 5 The dragon helps in a
you do that? later political conflict
4 You fought creatures as a mediator
of the Far Realms. 6 In the future, a new
Which ones? And Draconic Bloodline is
why? revealed
5 Sometimes being the 7 The Amethyst
silent Observer is the Dragons asks for help
correct course of regarding a Topaz
action Dragon
6 Inquire of a different 8 A Chromatic Dragon
version of yourself goes through an Ideal
shift after confronting
the PC
In the End