Name

1. If you don't study and get your degree, you will end up
13. If you love your family, you'll buy this new stealth
like your uncle. Do you really want to be a bum like him
security system.
for the rest of your life?

14. I walked under a ladder yesterday. That's why I failed

2. I owned a Ford once and it broke down on me. They
my exam.
are terrible cars and I will never buy one again.

15. The absence of evidence is not the evidence of

3. Everyone seems to support the changes in the
absence.
vacation policy, and if everyone likes them, they must be
good.
16. Democrats adore threats to the United States. Bush
got a raucous standing ovation at his State of the Union
4. Please don't give George an F--he put so much effort
address when he announced that "this year, for the first
and sweat into that report.
time, we are beginning to field a defense to protect this
nation against ballistic missiles." The excitement was
noticeably muted on the Democrats' side of the aisle. The
5. Fido’s spirit is still with us, I can still smell his wet fur in
vast majority of Democrats remained firmly in their seats,
our garage even though we buried him yesterday.
sullen at the thought that America would be protected from
incoming ballistic missiles. To paraphrase George Bush: If
this is not treason, then treason has no meaning.
6. Why shouldn't I make fun of my boss? Look at all the
abuse I take from her!
17. People die when their heart stops beating, so that
must be where their souls are.
7. Why would you want to hear him speak? He's a flaming
liberal who doesn't care about anything except saving
transsexual spotted owls in the rain forest.
18. We shouldn't be ashamed of clubbing baby harp
seals. Our town has done it for generations.
8. Well, I'm going to continue to believe that there is life on
Mars, and that they visit us regularly, unless you can
19. Only racists oppose affirmative action.
prove otherwise!

20. You are either with us or on the side of the evil-doers.

9. Legalizing marijuana will mean increased availability,
leading to increased drug use by teenagers, more
addiction, more drug-related crime, more deaths of young
21. A smart person like you should understand my point.
people, the destruction of our public school system, and
eventually the collapse of our society.
22. I’m not voting for him. He went to all them fancy East
Coast schools and traveled around the world. There’s no
10. I growed up in a small town like this and all my folks
telling what kind of communist ideas he picked up in
could afford to feed us was hamburger helper without the
places like that.
hamburger to help, so I’ll remember how hard it is to
support a family if you vote for me.
23. Our love is priceless, so I didn’t want to cheapen it by
buying an expensive engagement ring.
11. In a time of national crisis like this, every American
should support the President.
24. How can you be worried about the effects of a tax cut
when our soldiers are dying in Iraq?
12. In the United States, all men are created equal, so
you might as well go out with me instead of waiting for
someone better.