Wherever He Ain't

Jerry Herman

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Mezzo-soprano 

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Piano

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Pno.

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I got ta give my life some spark kle and fizz.

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And think a thought that is n't wrapped up in his

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Pno.

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Mzs.

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The place that I con sid der

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Mzs.

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par a dise is Wher ev er he ain't! Wher ev er he

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Mzs.

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ain't! No more to with er when he's

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Pno.

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grouc y and gruff No more to list en to him

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Pno.

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bel low and bluff To mor row morn ning I'll be

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strut tin' my stuff Wher ev er he ain't! Wher ev er he ain't!

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E nough of be ing bul lied and bossed!

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Ta ta auf wied er sehn, and get lost!

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I walked be hind him like a

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meek lit tle lamb. And had my fill of his not giv ing a damn.

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I'll go to Syd ney or Cey lor or Si am Wher ev er he

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ain't! Wher ev er he ain't!

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Pno.

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Pno.

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It's time, for Lit tle

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Nell to re bel If he's

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Pno.

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in heav en, I'll go to Hell.

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103

Mzs.

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My lit tle love nest was a ter ri ble trap With me be

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108

Mzs.

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hav ing like a sim per ing sap And so I'm look ing for a

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Pno.

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Mzs.

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spot on the map If he's go ing south I'm go ing north

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Pno.

         

             
   
118

Mzs.

             
              
3 3

    
If he's go ing back I'm go ing forth wher ev er he

      
                 
   
Pno.

     

8
 
      
125

Mzs.

                         
         
ain't!

          
         
       
              
Pno.

      
132

    
Mzs.

          

      

           
  
Pno.