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(cosnaeM uutpury) 200 Mpncnate cBoe ceKcyanbHoe oto, Kora OH MOCMOTpHT - yAannTD Mm ckasaTb4To owm6nace. KPbILUECHOCbI CMC 1) Cac - Wamune ener k Te6e 2) Cc - Tbi ckopo craHewlb nanoii 3) Cc - Toi MHe HpaBnuibca Kak My>kUNHa: 4) Cac = Momorn, y MeHA 3aMok 3aeno, oT Hapy4HMKOB: 5) Cac - 9 Koe-uTo sHaio 0 TeGe, A Gbina 0 TeGe Nyuuero MHEHMsl.. 6) Mpucpinare pas 8 vac @oro. CHauana Hor, NOTOM KoneHKH H BbILIe 7) (me - Sl ekyuaio no TB0eM nonke 8) Cmc - 9 sHalo rne Tel NpAYeWb CBOM cKeneTEI! 9) Cc - Hy TbI 4 cBonoub. Hepes nonuaca- Ol4, W3BUHM Mundi He TeGe! UsBnHn He Mory celi4ac ropopnTel 10) Cac - 9 Te6a moGmt0. Yepes nonuaca- of, To A NoApyre nucana 11) Npocto Hanvuim emy cmc cneayioujero conepxkaHun: KHO MO6HTb,KOPMMTe M TpaxaTe” 8)Cmc "OkaabiaeTen,TbI He TOT 3a Koro Tbi CeGs BbINaelb” M He OTBeUAeLIS 9)Tosopum myKunHam Ha paGoTe mnn yueGe "MykunHbI.A Bam BCeM korna-Hn6yab HAM"C6opHuK Kpbiwechocos @thekisaaa 10)Te6a nomxKHO He xBaTaTb emy.Yepes ac yxoAMWb CO cBMAaHMA. "A O¥eHb XOuy OCTATbCA,MHE TAK HTEPeCHO C TOGOI.A yxorKy,HO O4eHb xouy ocTaTbCA.HO yxonky.Ho xouy octaTbea” 11)Korna Bbi 6 MalINHe MOxKeLIb CHSITS TPYCHKH M4 OTAaTb eMy 12)CMc "A BCA NPoMOKNa.3TO TBs BHHa" 13)PagneTbca 8 MauJMHe noxKa OH BbIWeN Ha sanpaBKe 14)PaspeTbes 8 pasnesanke u nosBat» ero 15)3potnueckas moToceccna c MOnOKOM. 16)3poTueckaa oToceccua KoTOpyt0 Thi MODKelllb CKMAbIBATS BCEM MY>KUMHAM,K npumepy B AyWe 17) Co6upascb yTPOM wONUTbes, Npobern MMO Hero B CeKcyaNbHOM Genbe uv Ty$enbkax, NPUTBOPAACE OYeHd CrewaWer M 3aHATON. 18)CMc "Kakoii y Te6a pasMep?" Yepes HecKONbKO MUHyT “CronbI” 19) Bo spema npenionun cKaxku cBoeMy Goli>peHay, YTO ceronHA emy sanpeujeHo Tporat Te6a pykamu. Mpo ry6bi, sabiK M Apyrve YacTH Tena THI Hnuero He rosopunal 20)PoToceccus Kora TbI MPHKpbIBAeUle VHTMMHBIe MecTa 6yMaxKKaMn c kakoii-Hu6ynb HaANMceIo 21)Cmc "A sHalo YeM Tol SaHMMaeUibeA.A TeM Ke TONDKO xyKe" 22)FOBOpMUlb My>K4AHE TO OH Oe’ NOXOX Ha AKTepa HEMELIKOFO KHtHO. [OTOM ynapseulb no cTony M KpHunitb “LeariHel” 23)Korna ¢ HMM B NOCTeNM MOxKeUb Ha4aTb YHTATb CTHXH BO BPEMA CeKCa. 24)Pasaysaewb \YeHHOCTb nopapka,rosopulllb 4YTo "TO To,4TO Hac cBasbIBAeT.3TO CaMoe AOPoroe ANA HaC,HO OTKPOeWb ero TONbKO Ha HallieM nsaTom cavnanve".Kiafelilb TYAa CBOK spo doTorpadun 25)Ha ceerodope korya 8 MaulNHe CagMulbca K HeMy Ha KoneHn 26)Mlouenyit Ha cBetopope 27)Mykoli Ha ATOAMUAX NMWellb "CbeLIb MeHA” 28)MloctosHHo Tporaii MyKunHy 29)Mo>kHo nponuTb BoAY Ha SHHOe MeCTO MM BbITHpaA ChenaTb ey spo Macca 30)"My>kunla.y Bac WMpHHKa paccTerHyTa” 31)@oTo pyyek-HorkeK-nonok no BpeMeHH 32)Kypvuib KanbaH Kak GyATO Aenaeuib MuHET 33)Takoke MOxKHO 4 C NeAeHUOM 34)HauaTe cToHaTb 8 NOAHOM MecTe 35)Co6aubs cBanb6a NpH MyKUnHe, ANA Hero 3TO 6yfeT HExMNbIi4 KPBILIECHOC 36)[lenaewis us cBoeX apo oro nasn(paspesaellb B HeCKONbKO YacTei/) 37)Minwews cme: "A Te! no6MWib co6upaTs nasnbi?" W oTNpaBneUb eMy 38)MpncteriyTs ero k NocTenH Mi yiiTH Ha HeCKONbKO 4acoB 39)Cmc "Ha cBMgaHne BOsbMH Cc COGol KaMeHb" un mio6ylo HenoHATHYIO eMy Beulb.C6opHuK Kpbiwechocos @thekisaaa 40)Cmc "Korma 9 aymaio o TeGe.a NOHMMalD 4TO Tel CaMBIt BeNNKHA MypKuNHA Bcex BpemeH” 41)NopxXoANWe K My>KUMHE M1 rOBOPHUUb,4TO YUNUbCA B AKTePCKOM H TeGe Hafo oTpeneTuposat ponb:cHavana anio6neHHbleynorom © 6yaTO Th eMy vaMeHHma,noToM 4TO BbI CcopuTecb 42) Ha aeuepnike, Kya abl NPHUINM BABOEM, TOKE MO>%HO HEMHOrO NoWwAnHTE. Haiian MoMeHT, NpWwKMMCch K HeMy M npoulenun Ha yUIKO 4TO-TO Bpone: «A CeronHA B HOBBIX CTpHrax. Xouellb NOCMOTpeTb Ha HX HeMHOrO nlos%Ke?>. arem cKpolica 8 Tonne roctei. 43) Fotos emy yxkHH 8 O6TArBaIOWMeN 1O6Ke, NonynpospauHol Gnyse M TybnAX Ha Ka6nyke. He paspeuait emy KacaTbca Te6a No Toro MoMeHTa, nloKa He 6yneT cpeneH QecepT. 44) Onvaxabi nonpobyh neub 8 nocTenb He B ylOTHOM NWKAMe, a B CeKCYANbHEIX UepHeix uys0uKax . 45) Korna abi o6a Ha pa6ore, oTnpasb emy oro caonx HOKeK MnM AeKONBTe - conpoBsoxknaTe 3To nocnalne niuchMoM He O6saaTeNbHO. 46)Pacntinn HemHoro MyckycHoro napdioma Ha CBOM BonoceI 4 coGepH Hx B xsocr. Korma mo6ubl oKaxKeTcA B HenOCpencTseHHOM 6nuasocTH oT Tebs, pacnycTu ux - ceKcyanbHbilt apomaT Npo6yAMT B HeM HewlyTOUHy10 CTpacTb. 47) 3aKann Kany4HHO H “HeYaRHHO» OCTaBb HEMHOTO NeHKH Ha CBOHX ry6ax. BaTem CAWKH ee KOHYMKOM AabIKa ~ y NapHeli STO BbisbIBAeT OUCH NHKAHTHEIE accounaunn. Ton-75, 1. TaHueBaTe c My>K4MHON Ha yANYe HOUbIO NocpeAN Hoporn B YeHTpe MockabI. 2. Bo spema cavmaHna cHaTb O6yab 1 noiTH no ropopy 6ocHKOM 4. MpurnacmTb 8 HeoKMAaHHOe MecTO. 5. 3akasaTb NM\Uy ¢ MocTABKOH emy B opuC. 6. CraHyesaTe npneat TaHeu, 7. 3anucaTb AMCK ANA Hero. 8. CkazaTb, YTO He CMOXKelb BCTPETHTb ero B APONOpPTy, a HeEOKMAAHHO ANA Hero BoTpeTHTb. 9. OneT® ceKcyanbHuIt Hapan, a CREpxy MINA - AOKAEBNK H NpexaTe Ha paboTy wan 8 apyroe mecTo. 10. Tynaeub B napKe, KyniTb MopoxkeHHoe, HamMasaTb aoHy MeKonbTe 4 nonpocurs cansare, 11. Cac c ykagaHiem npiiatn HanpyMep 8 canoH KpacoTel, rae AST sanncKa c fanvHeiwnmn ykasaHnsmn. 12. Opranusosate AP Korma oH sToro He KRET(wapHkn, nnakaTel HT.) 13. YTPOM chenatb NpasAHMY4HbIA 3aBTpaK.C6opHuK Kpbiwechocos @thekisaaa 14. OH Goneet foma, onerecs 8 KpacHyto wanouKy M npnHecTH KopsHHKy c ninporkkamn. 15. NonpocnTs HanvicaTb aBrorpad Ha rpyan. 16 . 3a asa AHA no FP nonoxkuTb sanucky nog Knasuatypy( Hanpumep), rae 6yner sanatne, rne cnpaTaH nonapox. 17. Mocne ccopt! npnexaTe HeOxMAaHHO, B 3HaK NpMMMpeHMA NpOTAHyTe Hapy4Hnku co cnoBaMu: * CeronHa MoxKeUlb fesaTb CO MHOM1 BCe UTO 3axoUeUb ". 18. Cena POANK COCTOAUIMA 3 MysbIKH C CTPUNTHZOM nH @oTorpadHaMn, 19. Kora 8 rocTax y My>KUMHBI, FOBOPHUb y MeHS B CyMOUKe Senp, yAanAeUbcA, @ NPHXOANW B OAHOM KOPCeTe H NOAHOCHILb 3ehup, NOTOM yxoANW.. 20. 3apagaTb rnasa v nenaelllb Maccax NleHrama. 21 OprannaosaTe knaccHoe CaMAaHne, MHOTO CBeYe%i, apOMATbI, SKYCHBIM YKHH. 22. BoTpeTHTbcA 8 rocTHHMUe, OTNPABMTE ero B AYU MB STOT MOMeHT yiiTH. 23. Nporynatbca no HaGepexHO, M Kora OH pasroBapuBaeT No Tenedony, HocTaTb GokaNbl, HANMTb WaMNaHCKOE M YCTPOMTb POMAHTHK. 24. Caasatb canTep, c Hannicnio ” Uma - ny4uinit myKunHa ". 25. SakagaTb NMpOXKHbIE c NPUsHAHHAMH, 26. CraHuesas cTpyntua, Kora OH STOrO He OxKWAAeT. 27. Annapat ANA MrHOBeHHEIx hoTorpaduit, coenaT goto M oTNpaBnTb MypKUHHe. 28. Noobwateca nonapoK, "KoTopbi GyneT Ha Te6e xopoUlo cmoTpeTecA saKasaTb byT6onky ¢ KaKMM-HMGyAb PUcyHKOM. 29. noexaTb Ha NPMpoAY MAM pbiGanky MW 3aHAaTbCA CeKCOM. 30. MpurorosuTe enbi u npuBecty Ha pa6oTy. 31. Hapvconate kapTHHy Mu nonapuTe. 32. OTnpasnts ronecosoe cooGueHMe TOMHbIM ronocoM, aAnpecoBaHHoe Kak 6ynTo apyromy. 33. COMMHMTD CTHX ANA My KUNHEI. 34. CrieTb necHio 8 pecTopave ANA My KUNHbI 35. Cnpocute y My:K4MHbI, KaKOe MeCTO OH MeuTaeT NoceTHTb HNO oTorpaduK 3aKaaaTb pHcyHOK. 36. OkasaTbcA B TOM MecTe, rhe MyKUnHa MeHbie BCero OxMAaeT TebA YBMAETb. 37. Ponessie urpbi( spay -nauveHT, ropHn4Haa -nocToaneu., MT.2,) 38. OTnpasnatb No YacTAM CBOe TeENO Ha SNeKTPOHHbI agpec, NyCTb AYMaeT KTO 370. 39. NpeanorkuTs My>KUMHe NpbIrHyTe c NapaUitoToM. 40. Houb Ha KpbIUle BLICOTHOTO AOMa c My K4NHON. 41. Mpurnacuts MykunHy Ha CBMpaHHe B MeCTO, HeOBbIuHOe ANA Hero. 42. Cekc 8 Heo6bI4HOM MecTe. 43. OneT» sepxHioto oexkny Ha ronoe Teno H NpnexaTe K My>KUHHE. “C6opHuK Kpbiwechocos @thekisaaa 44, Ha cenaane nopoiirn csagu M 3aKperTe rasa, cnpocuTe: “Tel xopoulo MeHA sHaewb?” SakpbiTe emy rnasa noBASKOlt, NpHrnacnTb HecKoNbKO noApyT M OH omkeH Te6a ysHaTb no sanaxy. 45. Hanucars coo6ujeHue, uTo 9 Te6A xy B CayHe, rocTMHMYe MW cpenaTb Maccaxk. 46. Koraa oH aa pyném, cnenate emy npnaTHo pykolt wn pTOM. 47. Cnenate nopenkn u nonapure. 48, Nogapute ceptudnxar 8 SPA, u oxiaaTb ero Tam. 49. Cnenar» Bupeo, Kak Tel Nony4aewlb opraam. 50. B MauiMHe Ha4aTb ero pasAeBaTb 4 Kora OH GyAeT ronbIM, CXBATHT® BEL M Ks104UN, OCTABMTb ero B MaIMHe. 51. Bo Bpema cekca, pesko OcTaHasnnBaeuibca , BbICTABNAeUI» MyxKYMHY 3a ‘feepb, NOTOM OTKpbiBaellb NBEpb HM OTAAelb EMy BeLIM, 52. MlombiTb My>KUMHY. 53. Mpurnacurs MypkUMHy BMeCTe NpHHATS BaHHy. 54. loctar» us non KpoBaTn nnerky. 55. Caenats Maccaxk cTynHelt. 56. MownTepecosaTsca Hanvuvem 6paTbes uM cecTep ANA saHaTUA ceKCOM BTpoem. 57. Caenatb Taty xHoii “a nio6ni0 ima” 58. B nionHOM MecTe ckazaTb, MIOGMMbIii y HalUMX npesepBaTHa0B UCTeKaeT CpoK TOAHOCTH Yepes 5 MVHYT, Tak 4TO NaBAl Mx NpAMO celi¥ac HcnonbayeM. 59.Apvcnaro noxkenaHine ¢ ROGpbIM yTpOM 60. Hanucarb nvicbMo 4 oTMpaBuTe NoUTON. 61. NpennokuT MyxkUMHe No6pocare Alita c KPI AOMa. 62. lorosoputeca c noppyramy, upTH emy Hasctpely, a Ha dytGonKax ero noptper. 63. HanucaTe cTaTbio 8 KypHan, o My>KUHHe. 64. B knHoTeatpe cpenaTe Muker. 65. Mpoxona Mmmo Sex-shopa rosopmul : munbiii, 9 TyT npucMoTpena ony UITYUKY, OCTABAReW MYPKUMHY Ha YAMUe, BIXOANUb C KHUTOM ® pykax " TaiiHa vmeHy " 66. Nepen Tem Kak Tporarb 4neH, NosmopoBaTbca c HAM. 67. YotpowTb npeactasnenve & BaHHe, o6MasaTb cnuBKaMM WAH elie Yem-Hu6yab. 68. NonapuTte myKUNHe HCKyCCTeHHY!O Barly .WnM apo sl4YO YTOBbI He CkyYan 6ea Te6a. 69. MonpocuTs myxkunHy npourpaTe ponb, ecm 661 # Tebe HaMeHMna, Kak 6bI OH ce6a nosen. 70. MvicaTb pasHbie CoobWeHHIA, OT KOTOPEIX OH He CMO>KET HOpManbHo paGoTaTb. 71. CkazaTb My>KUHe, 4TO Te6e HY2KHO OTPeNeTHPOBATS Pon, 4TO6bI OH NOMOr. 72. Bos6yANTb MYKUNHY MB CaMbIV NUK, CKasaTb, UTO CPOUHO Hamo yexaTb.C6opHuK Kpbiwechocos @thekisaaa 73.florosopurca c nonnyelicKum noKasaTe BALE (oTO M CnpocHTe sHaeT 1M OH Bac. 74, BeTpeTHMTb paccBeT No poMaHTHuECKylo MYSbiKy HC GyTBINKOlA BHA. 75. Chenats Macca uneHa, AroAMu, NpomMexkHOCTH. Ton-73 1. BotaT pesko 13-34 cTona m cneTs necHio My:KUMHe Ha CTOR Ha cTyne 2. MpwiiTn 8 HiWkHEM Benbe 1 wyGe, Ges nnaTeA 3. YpoHnTb BHHOrpaA B AeKONbTe M NoNpocHTb MyKUNHy NOCTATb 4. Mpnittn Gea Genba e pecropan m pasnnTs Ha ce6s sony/cox 6ynys4n 8 Genas py6awka/marixe/nnatbe 5. B Gape cTaHUeBaTb Ha 6apHOli CTOMKe ANA My>KUMHbI 6. BoinpbirHyTb 43 TopTa 8 HikHem Genbe 7. B kMHo MchombsoBaTb BERePKO C NON -KOPHOM ANA Hack 8. ApeHqoBaTb CTYAMIO 4 CHAT NOpHO 9. CosnaTe noma MMH cTyAMIO ANA BaWMx “ropsunx” sugeo. 21. CHATECA B ponnke ana MarasvHa HiDKHerO GenbA M NyCTHTb ero Kak peKnamy nepen noKasom gunbMa 10. Nonaua 6nion Ha cBoeM ronom Tene 11 B MawuHe y MY:K4MHbI HeOKHMMaHHO PasABHHYT’ WHPOKO HorM, H Ha¥aTb facKaTb ce6A , noTHpan HOroHi ero HEH 12. Mpuiitn 8 pecropat 6e3 TpyCHKOB, yPOHMMTb 4TO-nN60 4 NoNpOCHTb My KUNHY TOAHATS , sapaHee pasmeBUHys npn @TOM HOxKM 18. Npennoxku saHaTocA CeKcOM 8 TyaneTe pecTopana 14.B kate nogoitTw w npoBecTH no nnevy. 15. MoxkHo @ Bac O6HMMY 16. Fonoit mbit nonbt 17. Npvittu k coceny 8 HiDkHEM Gente. 18. CkasaTb eMy 4TO BbIXOAMUb SaMyrK. 19. NlpennookuTb 3aHATECA CEKCOM C HAM Mero ApyroM. 20. Npocto non pyky B3aT® NPOxorKero M ynbIGHYTECA 21. Mon soHT K npoxorKemy 22. [naga saKpbiTb CTOAWIEMY My>KUMHE HM CPOCHTE KTO TO 23. Tonoli rotors eny. 24. Ha canfaHnn MykunHe CkagaTb-A CeropHa sa6biNa HafeTb TPyCHKM. 25. MoxkHo @C BaMH NOCHKy, CeCTb M NOKyWATb C ero Tapenkn 26. MookHo 9 ¢ BAMM NOCWKy, 3a MHOM roHMTCA Apyrol My>kuMHa 27. BoicnaTe doo myk4nte ronoii, 4TOGbI HeHbr sakpbIBANH OCHOBHbIE MeCTa. 28. Monoiitn K My>kUNHe - Al yuycb Ha apTicTky. lasalite ponb snio6neHHbix cbirpaemC6opHuK Kpbiwechocos @thekisaaa 29. Mlonoiitn k Mysk4nHe ~ H CTOATb ynbiGaTbCR . 30. NoaMurneatb npoxorkHm 31, MaxaTb pykoii NpoxorKHM 32. Mo nxtepHery - Ha 1 sctpeue MHe Bce paps 101 posy 33. No uHTepHery - Xouy Tb B AOMe Cc KpacHol Kpbiwel, Kora Npueay . 34, MlosHakomuTbca c KeM-To Noka My>kunHa OTOliAeT 8 TyaneT. 35. Mlonpocuts nogapoK 36. MypnbikaTb 6 Tpy6Ky 37. CMc - fait MHe Ha MaHnkiop 38. CMc - Tei MHe HpaBUllbca Kak MyKUHHa 39. CMc - A BbIXOKY SaMyK 40. Hanetb npocseunsaiowee nnatbe 6e3 HMKHero Gerba. 41. MlossaTb HecKONbKO My:K4H Ha peMOHT MaluitHb! . 42. B asponopry - Mona samepana, xouy 8 Tenno . 43. Moiirn emecte 8 crpuntus Kny6. 44, Hanero uynkn 6e3 HikHero 6enbs 4 HaKNOHMITDCA. 45. HapuconaTs MykunHy 4 NonapuTb eMy pucyHoK. 46. floma - Mbit nonbt ronoii 47. floma - xonnTs MPM My>KYNHE B MOKPOl dyToNKe Ha ronoe Teno, KaK Ha KOHKyPce MOKPbIxX MACK - 48. floma - roToBHTb y>kHH B ORHOM dapTyke.. 49. floma ~ Maccaxk anenbcnHoM 50. floma - cekc TONbKO BarMH.MbILILAM 51. Joma - maccaxk npoctarb! 52. floma - TaHeu, cTpuntus 53. Tet ronopHoli? Moexann 8 Kae 9 Te6a Hakopmnio 54. MpeanoxuTp saHaTbeA cekcOM B 1 MMHYTY SHaKOMCTBa. MoTOM CkasaTb 4TO nowytuna. 55. [lap oTkpbiTku c HOMepoM TenepoHa. 56. H/IN ~ 8 Kae - Barna BHMS H BNeBO. 57. B kage - onnatuTe cueT 58. B kate - MypkUMHbI, CkuAbIBalTec’ 59. NpocuTs nponykTb! B MarasHHe 60. NepenoxuTe c ero TenexKKH B MarasHHe B CBOIO - A TorKe MOGMIO 9TO KyWaTb 61. Nosectn HesHaKoMoro B NPOAYKTOBBIM 62. Momoru epi6parb 6enbe 63. TlonpocnTs Heo6bi4HbI nonapoK. 64. Tlouemy Bbi Tak emorpire Ha Mexs. Korna MykunHa He CMoTpen. 65. A. csann sanaukanace 66. Hy>kHbI SHMHVe LIMHEI. TbI Ke XOUellb,4TO6bI TEOA KEHULMHa NpHesKaNa K TeGe u yctpansana clopnpuisbi. 67. NonpocuTs HeoBbI4HbI UBeTOK.C6opHuK Kpbiwechocos @thekisaaa 68. Yetpansat» sBaHbIe yKMHDI C HECKONBKHMN MMAMOHEpaMN ORHOBPeEMeHHO. 69. CrrHanuiTb MyKunte, NOTOM NanbleM NokasaTb Ha Hero M Ha ONY 70. CurHanuiTs MypKuNHe 1 NoKazaTb CBO! rpyAb 71. CurHanuth My>kUNHe 4 KOPYNTb POxKUUb! 72, Haknents cTukep Ha MauinHy c HoMepoM ~ My>k4nHa, BbI Gor! 73. WentyTb MyxunHe- 9 Te6A Menopuy Ton-49 1.flpurnacutb nokaTaTbca Ha nowanax: + no4yecTByeT ceGA My:XeCTBeHHbIM, 6n3ocTb c npupopo;) 2. BbicnaT eMy Ha NoUTY NecHio, KoTOpaA MO>KeT CHMBOASMpoBATS TONbKO Bac) +6yfeT AyMaTb O Bac, baHTasMpoBaTb) 3. puxoguTe 8 socropr of KaxKAOM CobauKH, KoWe4KU + 6yneT AyMaTb 0 Bac Kak © npexpacHoi’ 6naroponHol Humbe) 4. Hanuicate CTHX 8 ero YecT, KaKOM OH My:KECTBeHHBII M NpeKpacHbili, MO%KHO axe AByCTHUIMe, raBHoe cnoBa BOCXMULeHMA) 5. Mpw sine nyki nonpocuTs my:k4MHy MOAHATe Te6A Ha pyki MW NepeHecTH 4epes nyky)))) 6. Tpv 3B0HKe He 3aKaH4WBaTb GbicTpo pasroBop) nonpobyiiTe roBopuTe c My KUMHO M ChyWaT® ero, W CnyWaTb M rOBOpHTb. MycTb OH NoAyMaeT, UTO BAM GeasyMHo MHTepecHo HM NPHATHO C HUM O6WYaTbCA) 7. Npwaymats nocnakve MHAMBHAYAaNbHOe TONbKO ANA Herol OnicaTe KaKor OH BOCXUTUTENbHbIM 1 UTO BaM HpaBVTcA B HEM) 8. Npurnacuts noTaHueBaTb BMecTe Nocpenu nnowanH (Kade, marasuHa) 9 AnanormuHo CTaHUeBaTb oRHOM nocpean nnowann (Kade, MarasHHa) 10. Ecnw sbi ewe oGnapaere HaBbikamn TaHUles, a My:KUNHa OTKaSbIBAeTCA C BaMU TaHUeBaTb, NPeAMODKUTe eMy Napy NMYHbIX MHAMBHAYANbHbIx ypoKOB) 11. Ecnw nonyuunocb Tak, 4TO MyKYMHa OKasancA y Bac floMa, a enbi npaktwueckn HET, To BocronbsyiiTech aHTasHel, NocTaBbTe Ha CTON UBeTbI, PasnoxuTe KpacuByio ckaTepts, HaneHbTe CAMOE KPACMBOE IIATbE u Nogasaiite To, 4TO ecTb) NoBepsTe MyrKUNHa saGyneT, 4YTO OH BOOGIE eCTh co6npanca) 12, Nonpocute ero aptorpad) ecnn Ha¥HeT apTaunTbca, NonpocuTe ocTaBuTb astorpad Ha rpynu) 13. Yetpolire mMHM KBecT) pasMOrxkuTe sanvckH, Kya CNenoBATh My>KUKHe, UT06b! HaiTH CBOM rnaBHbIi npus. 14, Nonapute emy Hapy4HikH 4 CkaKHTe, UTO OH MOKET NeNaTs C BaMM, BCe, UTO yroaHo) . ecnn Bb 6yfete ce6a BecTH NpoTHBOsaKOHHO! 15. Pasylirecb M npolinutect Gocukom! Ecnn Bam MyK4nHa GUSHECMeH, TO nposegue ero Ha Npupony M NpeANorKUTe pasyTeoa, eMy MoHpaBuTcalC6opHuK Kpbiwechocos @thekisaaa 16. HaneHbte Kpacnayto KoM6Haynio, 6enbe m wy6y (nau unn tn), saaBMTec K Hemy Ha paGoTy, y¥e6y, rae oH GbiBaeT. PacckakuTe Kak cKyYanK M uTO npukynunn ce6e Kpacusoe GensuwKo) OAHHM ABWKeEHMEM pyKn pacnaxHuTe BepxHiol0 One KAY H He SanyMbiBascb Yepes Napy MuHyT yxonuTel))) 17. Een oTHOUeHKs KYMHy MaTepvManbHO, HO NpMHEcHTe eMy Ha cevparne yseToK))) KaKOi-HY6yAb MYKCKOM) NoKaxKMTe CBOMM NoBeAcHMeM c80e BocnuTaHne, Ha Cnen.cBMAaHve OH Ges UBETOB TOUHO He npuneT) 19. Mo6yabTe 8 ponn yunTenbHMupi) HapeHbTe CaMyio KOPOTKyio 1o6ky, nocaanTe yueHka 3a CTYN H NUUIMTe BCAKHe NOWWNOCTH Ht YTO6bI BbI XOTENM C HAM CAenaTe Ha nocke (kycke KapToHa, aHepsl 1 Tn) 20. Nouenyiirech Mano 8 napanHol, Ha naBo4uKe, HO HE BOMEE. faire emy BOSMO>HOCTb BCNOMHUTS CBON IOHbIe ropbI, NyCTb 0 BAC OCTaHyTCA accoyMayNn Mononoi uenylouliica nesyuiKn! 21, PassecbTe cepmeuku no fomy, HanvuinTe cnoBa BOCXMWeHHA 22. Mpurnacnte ero B Kakoe-nv160 HeoxkmaHHoe Mecro. LIMPK-MYCTb NOBYDET PEBEHKOM. 23. Mpurnacute ero 8 KakOe-nM60 HeOxKHAaHHOe MecTo. TEATP-IYCTb OBOFATMTBCA AYXOBHO. 24. Npurnacute & kakoe-AN6o skcTpeManbHoe MecTi 1. 25. He sHaeTe Kak NPOBEPHTb TeMnepaMeHT MYXUMHBI? YKYCHTE ero) 26. Ccoputect c My:kYNHO? OH KpuunT 4 pyraeTcA? XBaTaiiTe ero 3a pyky 1 Beane Ha ynMUy CpouHo, Tenepb roBoputTe «xouelb KpHuaTs? Haunnaii Ha Bech Mup! 9 kay.» [lo dakry, MHOrHe 3a6bIBaIOT sa4eM Mx cloAa NpMBenM) 27. PacckaxuTe eMy Mpo “HeNOHSTHOe UyBCTBO, KOTOPOe Bac OKyTbIBAeT>, CTPaHHoe OWlyLIeHMe» MTN, MaliTe eMy TONYOK, K Tomy, 4TO OH Anbéa 4 panoM HMM BbI MneeTe)))) 28. ECnu BbI y>ke 8 OTHOWIEHMAX C HUM, TO CTaHuyliTe eMy MpuBaTHbili TaHeL) 29. Hactynmno neTo Mapa? MpbirHuTe & boHTaH!) 30. 3uma mM xonoga? MpbirHuTe B cyrpo6) sanycTuTe CHExKKOM B My>KYHHY) 31. Noxywiaiite 8 TeMHoTe nonHoli) NoKopmuTe Apyr Apyra) 32. Ecnv oH KWBeT Ha NepsOM 3Taxe, HaNMUMTe CNoBa BOCXML\eHMA y Hero Ha okke un asepul)) 33. A nonpo6yii-ka nonckaTb sMecTe co cBoMM MyKUWHO Knan?) Knan TOKE MoxXHO cflenaT’ OpMrHanbHbIM: HanpuMep, Bal Knan KyNOH Ha mio6oBHbIe ytexn, win TBOe HOBOe Genbe nM YTO-TO M3 akceccyapos ana saHATHA GnnsoctbIo) KanonagaHne, KapTHHr HMC6opHuK Kpbiwechocos @thekisaaa 34, esouxn, moire nonbi n y6upaitrec 8 cekcyanbHoi onexkne Munn nosax) >KenaTenbHo noyale HaknoHAliTec) 35. Bo Bpema cekca He sa6biBaiiTe nenaTb Gonbuime nanbubI BBepxi))) 36. Ecnw sbi 8 OTHOWeHMAX, npennoxn saHAToCA TaHTpM4eCKHM ceKCOM, NeTTHHroM, TO ecTb 6e3 npouecca coBoKynnenua))) 37. PacckaxKuTe mpyr apyry mpo cson daHtaswn. ‘KenatenbHo 6ypHo UB kpackaxl 38. Vinorga fasaii paspaaky, nyctb myxkuwHa cam yctpamsaeT Te6e KpbilecHocb!) Byfb OTCTpaHeHHOM, saTo NOTOM cpenali eMy TaKO! KpbILlecHOC, UTO6sI OH NOTOM eUye HeAeNIO My4HncA c Bae Teno M BHYTPEHHM Mp. HaneHbTe Ha ceaMpanne saKpbiTylO KOOTY M MUHH 1O6Ky, MAH KOTy C AeKoNbTe Hi 1O6Ky Mua. Ton-55 1. MlokopminTe ¢ no>KeUKH 8 pecTopaHe 2. CecTb k HeMy Ha KoNeHH B aBTO Ha CBeTOpope 3. flaca» ero 4neH pykoii, Kora oH 3a pymem, NpoGKe 4, Mococars cei naney MeAneHHO M 3POTHYHO NOKa OH BENET MALINC6opHuK Kpbiwechocos @thekisaaa 5. B pectopae HesameTHo ANA BCex, HO 3aMeTHO ANIA Hero CHATb TpycnKH M 3aBagaTb MMH BONOCbI B XBOCT 6. OTnpasnse oto no YacTaM , pas B 2 vaca, HAYMHAA C HOF M Ao Nonbl, rpyaM 7. Doto/supeo, Kak 8 NO MoNOKO 8. Cexc no ckaiiny, u yne, sHesanHo oTknio4nnn HETepHeT. 9. Cmo: Lamune ener K Te6e 10. Cmc: sa6epu caou Tpycbt 11. Co: Tet nugganns? 12. CMc: naTb eMy? 13, CMC: CkaxKM ApyTy. HTO 6bI Yaule MbINCA 14. CMc: BepHKi MHe MOM Tpycbl 16, CMc: ¢ MeHA yokHH M MMHeT 16. CMe: a3bI4OK MOH O30pHOM xoueT NourpaTe c TO6OM 17. Cc: y Moe noapyrn ceronlia noHoc 18. Cmc: ua-3a Te6s # Tpaxanace C ApyrvM, nnakana 4 CHOBa Tpaxanace. 19. Cac: oTcTaHb, TySHK! 20. CMc: TbI ckopo cTaHeulb nanoii 21. CMe: TbI Movi NacKOBbIi M HExHbII sBepE 22. Co: Tbl MHe HpaBHUbeA, Kak MyDKYHHA 23. OTnpasnTe apoTu4eckoe BHNe0 c OBPLIBOM Ha CaMOM MHTepecHOM MecTe 24. Npnittv Ha ceunaHue TonbKo B Nnnawe/wyGe MB HHKHeM Genbe 25. Npniitw Ha caMaaHne 6e3 TpycHKOB M CAenaTb TaK YTOGbI OH 3aMeTHIN, HO o6cToATenbcTBa He AOMKHbI NOSBONATb EMy AO BAC TAM AOTPOHYTCA 26. "Mpasnnvio" KypiTb KanbaH 27. Texct npo nopHo 28. NpumepuTp npn Hem HnkHee Genbe 8 MarasnHe, UTO6bI OH OWeHHN 29. Nporynusasch ¢ HMM, NoKpy»kHTbeA Ha CBeTOdopE 30. CocaTe uyna-uyne 8 AM(Te BMeCTe C HMM, cnerka conpHKacance ry6aMn 31JleToM, Kora KapKo NonneckaTocs B >oHTaHe WnH NpocTo chyyaitHo 3a6pbisrate/HaMoUnTe cBOI0 Genylo Maliky 32. Nonaputb cepTHduKaT Ha MMHeT/ npoune panocTH 33. NocurHanmTs 8 aBTo Ha ceeTodope, NpukasaTe, UTO6 ocTaHOBMNCA 34, JlackaTb ero 4neH Yepes AbIPKy 8 BeApE 4a NOA NONKOpHa B KHHO 35. CMe: re HocuT TBOI0 Nonky? 36. CMe: noMorH MHe, Y MeHa 3aMOK saeno... Ha Hapy4HHiKax 37. Cc: Kay. Bosbmn co6oii 2 naukn npesepsatusos. Onosnaeulb, ceKc 6yneT y apyroro. 38, CMc : xo¥ewb KOHbeTKY? 39. Cmc: KaKon y Te6a pasMep? .... cTONbI 40. Cuc: 8 Bes npoMoKna, 4 ato TOA BHA 41. CMe: a Te6a xouy... cnpocuT npo Bevep. 42. CMe: a Tel Mactyp6upyellb Ha Mon boTKH?C6opHuK Kpbiwechocos @thekisaaa 43. Cmc: a stalo, 4em TBI Celiuac SaHMMaeUIDCA, A TEM Ke, TOMDKO xy>Ke 44, CMe: Ha canfaline Bo3bMn c coGol KaMeHb. 45. Bo Bpema cekca Heo>kHmaHHo ANA Hero cBagarb ero pykn 46. Mporynueascb 8 napke noyYacTBoBaTb B KOHKypce, KTO 3aneseT BBepx NO XuTpOM nectHuye (no KOTOpO! B NPHHUNINe HenbsA sa6paTocA) KPbILIECHOC B TOM, UTO Tol TakaA CeKCH Ha WNMNbKaX Kya TO Negellb, 6pen, BeceNo N CMeUIHO) 47. Yrocture ero kaproenem pu 13 caoux ry6. 48. Cuc- y Te6a akoH4nnea MMC? (Ecan Mysk4nHa npoBnHinca) 49. Npnate copmecTHo saHHy 50. Mombits ero, camoii 6biTb 8 onexne 51.Mocaautb ero B asTocanoHe 3a pynb KPyTOl MauiMHbI, choTorpadbupoBaTb “Npenctasnseub, BoT Tol ene Ha STON MauINHe M1 ace APYSbA saBnayioT Tebe" 52.Topr c ero uMeHeM 53.Cka3aTb UTO TbI ero He Aep>Klb U OH CBOGOMeH 54.CkasaT» UTO ech OH NONIoGUT APyry!o KeHUIMHY Ti ero OTNYCTHULb 55.CkaaaTb uTo ecnM OH aaxoueT yiiTH, Th He Byfellb ero RepyKaTb, HO OKA Thi C HMM 1 BCe xopowlo Ton-100 1 Mponacr Ha 3 AHA OToBCIOny 2 He npuitru Ha caMpatne NOTOM NpHAyMaTb sKCTPeHHbIA cnyualt 3 Bectn ce6s Kak BnioGneHHas, 3aTeM B KAKO To MOMeHT pesko CTaTb XoNOAHON 4 Npveectu my>xunHy 8 MaraanH HiDkHero Genbs, WNP HEM MepuTe . 5 Caenar poToceccnio ¢ MOMOKOM 4 OTNPABHTe MyKUMHE 6 Caenare spoTmueckyto boroceccno B Myke 1 oTCbINaTb 7 Mipwitty Ha caupatne c nneTKoi 8 Vicnonpsosars skopa HIN 9 O6nvsvisaTe MoporkeHoe lH CMOTpeTb emy B rnasa 10 "My>kunHa peulaeT” 41 Mpuiitu Ha yeneuenve myKuHbi(MaTH) 12 KomnnnmeHTst 13 MonapuTe kur , HAIN, BoraTbi nana-GeaHbii nanan apyre . 14 Y6exaTb OT Hero NOKa OH B AYWe 15 Bunt Ha Hero Bony . NoKa OH cninT. 16 Mpwexate K MyX4MHE NO BHAOM Toro, YTO xoMeUIb ceKca. Paget» ero, cangaTb, sapagate rasa. THxo onercA M yexaTb. Tyro He @uKCHpoBaTb, 4TO6EI paspasanca cam. 17 Mpnexats k MyKYMHE OMOM M npHroToBHT® 4TO-HHGyAb. Nponarounit kpoiuectoc,C6opHuK Kpbiwechocos @thekisaaa 18 Knaccnka co BpemeH «OT¥aaHHbIx AoMoxosAeK. Mpnexatb k HeMy Ha paboTy 8 wy6e Ha ronoe Teno. 19 <3acTerHw MHe GiocTranbTep», «sacTerHH MHe nnaTse» Map. He camble CunbHble, HO BNONHE admekTHEHbIe CNoCobbI sacTaBUTb MYKUMHY NMWHIAK pas o te6e nosa6oTuTEcA. 20 Cexc 8 o6ujecTBeHHOM Mecre. 21 BoikniouwTs TeneoH 4 nponacts “3 Bcex couceTei Ha cyTkH. [sepb He OTKpbIBaTb. 22 SaTaulMTb MyxKYMHY ryNATb NO HOUHOMy ropony (BHAMaHe: cTaTycHoro: Mykunny), TaHyeBaT’ C HUM Ha YAMuax, pacckasbIBaTb BCAKHE POMAHTHYECKHE vctopuu (a BOT B STOM OMe B 1858 rony npovsowina yanBuTenbHaa McTOpHA...), NOCMOTPH Kakve 3Be3AbP MT. A. 23 Ceprdnkael Ha pasnnunbie ceKcyanbHble yenyrn B Ka4ecTBe NopapKa. 24 MeaneHHo pasfeBaTb MyKUAHY NepeA CeKCOM Cc aneMeHTaMn MaccaxKa snack. 25 VcnonbsopaHve spoTMuecknx urp: B YUNTeNbHMUy, B AOKTOpa M Ap. 26 Kynar caoero mykuniy. B nepabilt pas Ansa My>kUnHbI STO 6yneT HepeanbHbiit kpbiiecHoc. 27 Bpitb My>kuniy. MepBoe BpeMA Tore NaeT BCNNeCk SMO\IHA. 28 MocMoTpeTb Ha KeHU\MHY 3a COCERHUM CTONMKOM UM Thi 6bI c Hei Nepecnan? Sl na, cMoTpH Kakaa KpacHBan». 29 Crpmntus. 30 Pasytbes 4 noitn no ynuye 6ocKKoM. MoTom nonpocuTecs Ha pyyKu. Nyctb TauMT. 31 Mpurnacnth 8 HeOKMAaHHOe MeCTO: UMPK, 30ONApK, NapK aTTPAaKUMOHOB. 32 Tonbko ANA AOcTaTOUHO CepbesHbix OTHOWeHMM. 3akasaTb emy oben c octaskol 8 opuc. OnnatuT kaproii (Ha ero MeHbri ectectseHHo). Mi uepes kakoe-To BpeMa, KOrAa TbI yBepeHa, UTO BCe NPHBeSNH, HanMcaTb UTO-HU6yAb pone «MpuatHoro anneTira». 33 Korna mykunHa 6yfeT B FOCTAX. NPEANOKHT EMy MOpOrKeHOE. Mi BbINODKHTD HemHoro Mopo>KeHoro ce6e Ha rpyab. TOKOPMHTb My>KUMHY MopOxKeHBIM c rpyAl. 34 Mpuiitw K mykYMHe 6 rocTH B KOcTIOMe KpacHoit LWanouKn c nMporKKaMn, koraa oH Goneer. 35 Virpate ¢ My>KYHHOM Ha paspAeBaHve. XOTb B KAPTbI, XOTb B HApAbI. 36 MpennoxuTb cekc BTpoem. Npocto npeAnorKuTE! 37 MpurnacuTs Myxuny 8 roctu. OcTasuT> HeHanonro opHoro. BepHyToca ronoit ¢ KaKNM-HNGYAb HEOKMAaHHbIM MySbIKANBHbIM VHCTPYMeHTOM (HanpuMep 6ananaiikoii) u cneTe-cbirpatb YTo-HUByAb CMeLLHOE. 38 Ha sonpoc «A TI re?» oTseTHT» «B ceKc-uONe, NoKynalo Koe-uTO ANA Te6a», 39 TorosnTb npn HeM B dbapTyke Ha ronoe Teno. 40 XonuTb npu Hem B MoKpoli byTGonKe Ha ronoe Teno.C6opHuK Kpbiwechocos @thekisaaa 41 Monapmre 8 4ecTe HesHaunTenbHoro npasAHMika CBOn Tpycel. 42 MoxxHo nonpo6oraTs packpyTHTh «= MyKUHMHy «Ha. ceKe =o nepenucke/tenegony. 43 Cexc nepen sepkanom. 44 Tonpocuts myxKunHy nonepxKate cyMouKy. MeaneHHo u ceKcyanbHo HaxpacuTe ry6b1. MloyenoBarb ero B WeuKy. 45 [pn BosMoKHOCTH HegaMeTHO NonOKUTe pyKy eMy Ha G6ploKM B o6ulecTBeHHoM mecTe. 46 CkagaTb myskunHe- y Te6s nownbiii asrnag! A ByKy TBOM NoWNbIe HaMepeHnsl 47 CkasaTb Mykunte- y Te6a nownas cyMKa/rancTyK/ Tei NoWNO MONUHUe 48 NpocuT My>KUNHY No CBMAAHHA BbICNaTb YNeH HM CKAsaTb UTO Gea oTO uneHa Thi He BCTPeYaewubCA . 49 CxasaTe MypkuMHe- Ha cnepyiouee cevmaHve BOSbMM C CObOM KaMeHb. STO Ba>KHO Ana TeGal 50 Cmc- Al Tak HeHaamxy TeGe Mato NocAe Toro UTO 6biN0! 51 CMc- ocTopoxHo ¢ orypyiom, 6aHaHOM 1 MOpKOBKOM, OHM MOryT 6bITb ONACHbI ana Te6s ceroaal 52 Yanan GoraToro MypKUMHy SKOHOMMel AeHEr 53 "Mpnwan mHe hoo nena, nonpyra npocwt!" 54 CkasaTb Myx4MHe NPM SHAKOMCTBE- TEI MHe He NOpXOnMUlb... Tei KpacHebIl, BbICOKMM4, cekcyanbHbIi Mayo, a A smiO6NIO CTPAUHeHbKHX, mbICeHbKHNX TONCTeHbKMX a ele CTapeHbKMX! 55 CkasaTs MyKUNHe Ha CBMAaHMH- A BDKY 4TO TbI MOGI rpssHoI 4 2KUBOTHDIM CeKC, TAK UTO Tbl MHe He NODXOAMIb, A MOGAIO HerkHOCTS 4 Nackyl He noiralica MeHa co6nasHuTS 56 B pecropave, cnenate # tyaneTe (oro u ompaanT. 57 Caenarb oro cBoeH nonbi 1 ommpasuTe emy 58 Cuc- Ynnya ®. 27, KB 1. Vl BoabMu c co60n 2 naukn npesepeaTuBos. Yepes HekoTopoe epems- flo caunanus, MHe 8 Kny6 nopa, nsBMHN. 59 Monapite My:K4MHe KHHITY H CKagaTb 4TO 9Ta KHura Mpo Hero M NycTb OHA HanomnuaeT emy 0 TeGe Koraa Te6A HeT paOM 60 CkazaTs MyXUHe- Thi BCex KEHUIMH Tak Pasnesaeulb BsrnaNOM HN TONbKO Mens? 61 xKHO NepesonnotuTeca @ ero mloSuMOrO »KeHCKOrO NepcoH@xa oTTyAa (cnenaTe kauecTaeHHbiit Kocnnei, UTO6 peanbHo OAMH B OAH). 64 NossonmTe My»k4nHe cebs cBAgaTe. 65 MossoHuT® My:K4MHe, NoTpe6oBaTe NpHeXaTd “BOT NPAMO celiac». Korna Mypxunta 6yAeT y>Ke B NYTH, NOSBOHMTS HM CkasaTb, UTO THI NepenyMana.C6opHuK Kpbiwechocos @thekisaaa 66 BaoxHosnaioue CMC yTpom m Be4epom. 67 Ornpasnats MyrkYKHe He TONbKO OTS, HO M BHAEO spoTHHecKoro conep>kaHna. 68 Npurnacurs cBoero MyxKunHy 8 NPHMepouHyto MarasHHa HIDKHero Genoa, 69 CexcyanbHo kypiT> KanbaH npv Hem. 70 Nonpocurs mykunty HaMagaTe Bac MacmoM/KpeMoM. He TONbKO Ha TMIS>Ke, HO w poma. 71 Pacckasars MypkuMHe CKaaKy Ha HOMb. SpoTHUeckyi0. 72 Nocmotper’ OunbMbI ANA BSPOCNBIX BMECTe C MY>KUMHOM. 73 Monpocuts MykunHy NPHHeCTH NonoTeHUe B BaHHyI0. Mone vero nonpocHT’ BbiTepeTb. 74 «Monpobyii moo nomany, Te6e HpasnTca?» nm noyenoBaTe. Nocne 4ero «Mum, a eMy NoHpaBMTCA?», NoAKPacHTb ry6bI M CHeNaTb MMHET. 75 NombiTs MykunHe Horn. B TasiKe. 76 NleroHbKo ykycuTs ero aa nony. 77 Eon My:X44Ha CNOpTHEHbIi, MOKHO NPeATOKUTb eMy NapHble TPeHHpORKH B kauecTae aapaakn no yTpaM. OTNM4HAA BOSMOKHOCTS NPHKOCHYTBCA K My>KUMHe orpoMHoe KonuecTAO pag npsMo c yTpa. 78 O6nnteca MpH My>KYMHE BONO «cnyYalHo». EcTecTBeHHO Bce MOMKHO kpacHBo MpHaMNHyTe, a Tel AOMKHA OT YAWBNeHMA NonpwIraTe ANA nywero abbexra. 79 «Mpouna 8 MHTepHeTe, 4TO (BCTaBb MMA NIO6OH SBesnb!) HMena xopoWWMii UBeT Anua, NOTOMY 4TO 3aHMMANacb aHANbHLIM CeKCOM Tp pasa 8 Hepenio, Xouy nonpoGosaT»». 80 NonpocuTs MyK4MHY NlOMOub choTorpadbupoRateca ronoli. {lai emy B pykn oroannapar u nosupyit Ha KposaTn. 81 NonoxuTe ronosy emy Ha KoNeHM, Kora OH cHAHT Ha AVBaHe (cecTb panoM), MOxKHO NOTepeTBCA HOCOM Oo ero WMpHHKy. Mocne Yero BCTaTb M NA-nA-nA NO cBonm penam, 82 Ecnn cnaue B pecTopate 8 KaGHHKe, MOrkHO paccTerHyTb 6nysky H noKasaTb rpyab. 83 CrumynuposaTe YneH pykoii BO BpeMs BTOPoro cauAaHus (ecnM He paHbule). 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