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NEWS ANNOUNCER
A now a message from the President
of the United States.
GRAPHICS:
Camera widens out and we see that there’s a giant jar on the
desk next Obama that says “NATIONAL DICK JAR” on it.
Obama puts a sample dollar in the sample Dick Jar every time
he gives an example for the rest of the sketch.
BLACKOUT.
HOW TO MAKE A SITUATION ABOUT YOU! - CHARACTER SKETCH
PARTY GUESTS
Oh no, Colleen! What happened?
PARTY GUESTS
What?/What are you talking about--?
OFFICE WORKERS
God bless you.
OFFICE WORKERS
God Bless yo---
OFFICE WORKERS
God bless you.
BLACKOUT.
JASMINE PARTY!
All the girls laugh, knock back a shot, and take a fistful of
gummy worms. JASMINE W. (NASIM PEDRAD) enters.
JASMINE W. (NASIM PEDRAD)
I could HEAR you talking about me.
ALL JASMINES
SURPRISE JASMINE!!!!!
ALL JASMINES
Ugh, it’s Jasmine.
ALL JASMINES
Ew no! Not Derrick.
JASMINE S.
Aw Derrick. What’re you doing here?
JASMINE L.
SHOTS!!!
INT. RESTAURANT
JOHN/TYLER
Katie! Jared! / Sorry we’re late.
They all laugh. JOHN pulls out his phone to tweet this.
TYLER/JOHN
IT’S BORING! IT’S SO BORING!!!
TYLER/JOHN
THE WORST!
WAITER
Here’s your drunks. I mean, drinks.
ALL
Hahah! DRUNKS!?!?/WHAT’S A DRUNK!?
They all reach for their phones and start tweeting and making
annoying little remarks as we pull out, and BLACKOUT.
OBVIOUS INFOMERCIAL - COMMERCIAL PARODY
INT. KITCHEN
CUT TO:
INT. HALLWAY - IN FRONT OF CLOSET
She puts them down except for one. Then puts that one away.
CUT TO:
BLACKOUT.
WHERE DO I KNOW YOU FROM?
SARAH (NASIM PEDRAD) and her best gay friend, BRIAN (TARAN
KILLAM), sit at a table:
JOHN SARAH
Oh yeah, sure, sure! Of course!
BLACKOUT.