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 HI: I'M A DUMB WHORE
I failed to make meaningful amounts of
money using Onlyfans:
Given the above text: you might be thinking "why the fuck
should I listen to this dumb whore? And yea, facts are facts, I
won't deny I sucked at it. But; I've recently had to change my
job (fucking COVID-19) and I'm now a freelancer who has done
some branding consultancy behind the scenes of some top %
OF accounts. Not only do I now understand the platform, I
know how I fucked up, and can help you avoid my mistakes!

So without further ado, I introduce to you this zine Here to

teach you how to avoid making the same dumb whore
mistakes I made on OnlyFans. This Zine exists primarily for
people involved in in-person sex work who are seeking to also
make money online using OF - but others might also find value
in i - and I hope you do!

Sex Work Is Work. This zine is made with the understanding

that those of us who have / do engage with it deserve basic
workers rights; and that we all deserve to possess the
information to work safely during a global pandemic!

The language used in this zine treats the client / subscribers

solely as "men" as that is 99% of the reality of engaging in sex
work of any variety; but I have made the conscious decision to
not default to a gender for us lovely sluts, as we come in all
shapes, genders and sizes and are ACTUAL ANGELS OK.
 SO YOU WANT TO MAKE
SOME CASH ON ONLYFANS:
Getting Acquainted With The Platform:
Being a dumb bitch, I didn't take the time to fully
think out my strategy when approaching OF.
Instead I just hurled my entire catalogue of videos
onto my profile and set the cost to subscribe to
$10.

If you want an idea of what not to do, learn from

me! Do NOT do this! You are undervaluing
yourself!
Instead; understand what guys who use the site
want! On the whole this is:

- Connection
- Arousal
- To be desired
- Easy access to smut.

You can use this to your advantage! Don't be

dumb like me!
HOW TO GET FOLLOWERS:
There are two main steps you need to get
followers over to your OF page. The first is simple,
the second is less so! First; the simpler one!

1: Market your profile across your work social

media accounts! You're a hooker, we all posted
the garbage "come fuck me in the Ibis Euston this
week" before the pandemic; use the same
process to force everyone to see a link to your
OF! Treat it like foreplay, use teaser images /
videos to entice people to your page for. the full
product!

This is useful because it helps to solidify your OF

as a means of access to you and your content for
your core audience.

One thing to be specifically aware of if you are

bringing in-person clients over from a social
media account to your OF; is you cannot mention
any in person meeting in DM's or on your
OnlyFans in any capacity. Even if it is in your DM's
to OR FROM subs it is against T&C's and will get
you banned!
2: SFS (Shoutout for shoutout): this is how
people get big audiences, and you not doing
this, you should!

There are two ways of doing this; the first is

finding telegram 'SFS' groups which organise
mass SFS 'drops'. You can find these by
searching for the twitter or instagram accounts
of OF creators who publish their group details.
These "SFS Groups" provide a wide amount of
exposure to a wide group of people who use
the platform.

The second option is more direct. Reach out to

people with a similar level of following / "clout",
and ask directly to do SFS. This is often more
successful due to the ability to reach out to the
followers of people who operate within a similar
niche to you, and enables you to build
connections to other people in your niche for
future collaboration etc.

A mixture of both is often your best bet, to build

up your subscriber numbers, and to get quality
long term subs!
HOW TO MAKE GOOD
LOOKING CONTENT

We've already covered I'm a dumb whore, and

spending hundreds of pounds on a DSLR
camera was definitely not one of my finest
moments of financial intellect. But even dumb
whores like me sometimes make good
decisions. Let me introduce you to your new
best friend:

LED RING LIGHTS

Despite it's size, most phone cameras are hugely
powerful, and all you need to make your photos
look professional is good lighting. I used a
Neewer 48cm LED Ringlight which cost little over
£80 / $100, and honestly that investment is SO
WORTH IT! Even a cheaper smaller one will do
WONDERS to your in bedroom photography /
video shoots.
Say it with me:

ALL Dumb whores deserve good lighting!

 CONTENT CONTENT
CONTENT
The biggest issue I have with sex work being
work, is it means you do actually have to work;
and a huge part of that is making regular content
to share online! Setting aside "content creation
days" where you just get bimbo'ed up and take as
much content as you can is a great technique to
build up a library of content you can use as and
when you need.

But fear not! Endless days staring into a ring light

won't be your life forever now! Thanks to the high
turn-over of OF subs, you can recycle old content
on new subs, by creating a hefty little library of
back catalogue once, you can re-use and re-sell
old content: all whilst staying in your PJ's!

I may be a dumb whore, but we all love recycling!

HOW TO NOT WASTE THAT
GOOD CONTENT:
Instead of being a dumb whore like me, save
your top quality videos that you spent hours
creating, and don't post them to your feed! This
might seem counter intuitive, but stay with me.
Instead of pricing your subscription rate high,
for full access to everything in your feed; you
want to set your subscription price low, and
keep your feed PG!

This means you are unlikely to have your

content leaked, and you can raise up your
profile % (how popular you are) on the site
quicker! People are more willing to risk $3.99 on
a subscription they might regret, than £10.99,
and this helps you to build a paying audience!

But what about those delicious full length clips

you spent hours making I hear you ask?! You sell
them in DM's using the PPV (pay per view)
feature! This is the main way people make
money on OF, and is something I never utilised!
This is your body, and it has value so don't go
giving this shit away for free / cheap, MAKE
BANK WITH IT!
 HOW TO (NOT) WASTE
YOUR LIFE CHATTING TO
TRICKS THAT WON'T PAY
We've all gone through the graft of pretending to be
horny for hours in pursuit of the bag, only to be left
on read- so how do you navigate this on OF?

A great technique to not waste your life chatting to

men with no return is to create copy-paste sexting
chat that can be simply tweaked to each specific guy.
By having a document of 8 or so different sets of
'sexting chat' and utilising the nickname feature on
OF to ensure you don't send the same guy the same
stuff twice (add the relevant sexting script number),
you can cut down on your time spent in the DM's.

For your sexting scripts you want to follow a pattern. The

following method is what I've seen to be the most successful at
weeding out time wasters and creating conversions! The
following suggestion can be expanded to fit each guy's likes &
budget!

First, sentence or two which sparks conversation and

has a sexual tone (e.g hey baby can you guess what
colour underwear I'm wearing today?) with a free to
access suggestive image (that shows none of the
goods): this is sent out on mass to all your subs!

- Await reply from the trick-

Now you turn on the sexual charm, start by replying
directly to the response from the guy (e.g "oh wow! I
can't believe you guessed it right! They are pink
omg!") Now you do your first PPV; the best bet to do
this is to lead them into an explicit conversation and
get them to unlock a photo (priced low down at $3 or
so) with the promise that you are "super horny".
Finish up by asking them to send you a picture of
their dick.

- Await reply from the trick-

(at this point if the man does not purchase the PPV,
you can discount him! see, less time wasters!)

Now you he's replied you have evidence of the

bloke's horniness, and you know he's game! Armed
with this knowledge, you return with a simple and
flirty response, a compliment on his cock, and a free
to view photo of you! Ask him a question such as
"wow! I'd love for us to cum together, would you be
interested?".

- Await reply from the trick-

Now (after waiting the length of the video you are

about to send him-) you attach to a flirty message
one of the perfectly made videos you have saved
behind a PPV paywall at a higher price!
SOCIAL MEDIA TIPS FOR A
DUMB WHORE
Between guys trying to get free shit out of you,
and this horrible air of competition that gets
fostered between us hard working smut selling
sluts - using social media as a dumb whore is
tiring! I understand, but I've got you covered.
Here are my tips to help you get the most out of
social media for the least effort. So you can
spend more time counting your cash and less
time tweeting bullshit!
1) Always act like you are not selling anything.
Guys always love to think you're wearing 8 inch
heels just because you're horny, and not
because you need to pay rent!

2) Resist the urge to put things you sell on OF

on your social media! If it's behind the paywall
on your OF, don't put it for free on your twitter!

3) Always seem happy. Yes a wee sob story can

be a great way to get some extra cash, but guys
always respond better to a happy horny slut
than a sad one!
4) Never tweet without an image. The guys
follow you to see selfies and your body, accept
it!

5) If anybody asks, you're a student, you are

definitely not doing this for the money... Always
remember the cardinal rule, tricks like horny
sluts who are doing this for fun, not ones who
rely on their attention to pay their bills... yay.

6) The best way to approach your social media

presence, especially on Instagram, is to brand
yourself as a "model", look through other
model's accounts for inspiration.

7) The best rule of marketing your OnlyFans, is

to never mention OnlyFans! Lots of guys don't
love the website, so never mention it by name!
Instead, use a linktree link as a website that can
point to your OF, or better yet a private website
(that then links to the onlyfans!).
WHAT CONTENT ACTUALLY
SELLS?
OnlyFans is absolutely flooded with solo female
content. Although you can find some joy in this
field, having a further niche beyond that will give
you a better chance to make that bank! At the
time of writing (Jan 2021) Girl/Girl content and
Boy/Girl content is selling a lot more readily
(and for a higher price) than solo content! So if
ya got a significant other and they're game for
pretending to make you cum on video, you're in
with a winner!

If you're limited to solo content (god bless

isolation and lockdown) finding a niche to
operate within will be invaluable! Whether you
lean into and fetishise your existence within an
oppressed community, or if you capitalise on a
unique fetish you've experience in!

This isn't to say you can't sell pictures of your

clamshell or disco-stick online and make a profit
though. You just need to be smart with your
marketing, as the field is SATURATED!
 SOME FURTHER TIPS:
The tips above (specifically PPV / DM Sexting
Chat) and SFS are annoying. Make no mistake,
by spamming guys inboxes with PPV content it
is going to annoy them and piss them off.

You have a few options to deal with this:

1) You miss out on potential profit and run an

explicitly no SFS / no spam account (often
budgeted at a premium cost), and marketed as
free from spam.

2) You embrace the odd trick mad about your

incessant spam and just utilise the block feature
to roll in (a bit more) cash

3) You just claim to be a dumb whore who

doesn't understand

No prizes for guessing which one I'd

recommend.
 CONCLUSION:
I really hope this zine has been useful for you,
and that it will help you in achieving your full
dumb whore potential.

This information has been shared with the

understanding that if you read it and learn from
it, you pass that knowledge along to the next
dumb whore. We do not hoard wealth and
information when we can share!

If you've find this information useful and

valuable and you have some spare money,
please consider giving a donation to your local
sex worker led organisation! This zine would not
have been possible without the support and
community those organisations have given me
personally and the invaluable work they do
supporting sex workers on the ground!

Peace and love from you dumb whore fairy

godmother.