Random Madness

1 - You crave the flesh of fallen enemies, and intelligent creatures taste even better.
2 - The feel of fungus on your skin has no equal, and you feel compelled to touch every kind
of fungus you pass, even ones you know to be dangerous.
3 - Choose a trinket you're carrying. That trinket is now the source of your superpowers. If
you lose it, you believe yourself to be a level 1 NPC.
4 - Rats are the scourge of the earth, and you kill them whenever you can.
5 - The color white is evil, and any creature with white skin or fur must be destroyed.
6 - You hear a voice in your head in times of stress. It has the opposite alignment of your
own, and urges you to do things you wouldn't normally.
7 - Stone is sacred, and must not be touched with bare flesh.
8 - You believe you can fly. High places are not safe for you.
9 - Windows are portals to other worlds. What you see on the other side never matches
what anyone else sees.
10 - You have become the most alluring creature in the world. You believe you can convince
anyone of anything based purely on your sexual appeal.
11 - You are a compulsive liar, even about things that may be life or death.
12 - Chairs aren't really furniture. They're demons from the Abyss that wait to ensnare
unsuspecting victims.
13 - Flight is a sacred sign of the gods' favor. All flying creatures should be nurtured and
protected.
14 - Maps are an abomination. You prefer to simply walk and let the gods guide you.
15 - You are a kleptomaniac. You have a compulsion to steal, even from friends or things
you don't want.
16 - You're terrified of loud noises.
17 - You're utterly disgusted by anything sticky, and will go to any length to avoid touching
it.
18 - You're obsessed with cleanliness, and compulsively clean any area you're in for longer
than a few minutes.
19 - You're outraged by acts of violence, often becoming so angry you attack the
perpetrator in response.
20 - You hate music and musicians, and will try to destroy or stop the source of those
terrible noises.
21 - You believe that any intelligent creature of a race other than yours is out to get you,
trying to take over your body.
22 - Manic/Depressive disorder - at the end of each long rest, flip a coin to decide on your
phase for the day.
23 - Extreme paranoia, everyone is out to get you!
24 - You're a psychiatrist: everyone around you is sick in the head, but you can cure them!
For a fee, of course.
25 - You are fanatically punctual, and terrified of being late to anything.
26 - You're totally obsessed with whichever gender(s) you're attracted to - you'll do
anything for some attention.
27 - You're horrified by the concept of secrets, and will tell anyone and everyone anything
they want to know, and even some things they didn't want to know.
28 - You are obsessed with keeping up with the highest fashion, changing your wardrobe to
fit in everywhere you go. Any disguise you wear must be of the most elegant sort.
29 - You have a complete lack of self-preservation instinct, and no concept of fear or
danger.
30 - Everything is food. Everything. Eeeeeeevvvvvverrrrrrryyyyyyythiiiiiinnnnnggggg.
31 - Alcohol or other intoxicants are evil, and must be destroyed for the good of the world.
32 - You are a hero. You're obsessed with stomping out crime anywhere you go.
33 - There is only one person in all the world you trust, but only you can see this special
friend.
34 - You have extreme difficulty making decisions, and would much prefer to be told what
to do.
35 - When you sleep, your dreams are more vivid and glorious than anything in the waking
world. You sleep whenever possible.
36 - You suffer short term memory loss. At the end of any rest, there's a chance you won't
have any idea what's happened in the last 24 hours.
37 - Choose a potion. You believe that you are always under its effects.
38 - Choose another character or NPC. That person is perfect, and you want to be them.
39 - You've discovered that you quite like killing people, really like it.
40 - Being drunk keeps you sane.
41 - You are the smartest, strongest, prettiest, wisest, fastest person you know.
42 - You can't take anything seriously. The more intense the situation, the funnier you find
it.
43 - Your anger consumes you. You can't be reasoned with when your rage has been
stoked.
44 - Sometimes you behave more like a beast than a thinking being, and you revel in it.
45 - The world is your hunting ground, and those in it are your prey.
46 - There is only one solution to your problems - kill them all!
47 - There is more than one mind in your head. Choose (or create) an NPC or character. You
now believe that that person also lives in your mind.
48 - You become extremely possessive of your things. No one may touch your stuff and live!
49 - You live in a world of vivid hallucinations. This does not affect your abilities in any way,
but nothing you see is as it appears to others.
50 - When distracted, you construct elaborate daydreams in your mind. When you return
your focus to the world, sometimes you have trouble remembering they aren't real.
51 - There is nothing in the world more important than you and your desires.
52 - Yours is the path of redemption and righteousness. Anyone who says otherwise is
intentionally misleading you.
53 - Your own pleasure is of paramount importance. Everything else, including social graces,
is secondary to that.
54 - Anything that might bring you happiness should be enjoyed immediately. There's no
point in saving anything for later.
55 - You feel a deep need to consume everything you can.
56 - You'll do anything you can to get others to eat and drink beyond their normal limits.
57 - The world is a sad and terrible place, and you look forward to the peace of the grave.
58 - Cooking food is a sign of weakness. The strong eat their prey raw.
59 - Being near dead things is comforting, and the smell of rot makes you happy.
60 - You believe you are the opposite sex. Any evidence to the contrary is clearly fabricated
or a hallucination.
61 - You've discovered the cure to all life's ills, and you can't wait to tell everyone about it!
62 - The blood of your enemies is like a fine wine, and should be savored - preferably with
friends.
63 - You are madly in love with your horse...even if you don't actually have one.
64 - There is no greater joy than being underwater. You don't seem to mind that you can't
actually breathe under there.
65 - You are deathly afraid of the moon. Any round glowing object is clearly the moon
trying to chase you down.
66 - Traveling light is your main objective in life, and you frequently rid yourself of all
belongings (even ones of extreme value).
67 - You find sadness to be hilarious, and cannot control your amusement around it.
68 - You will only take directions from animals.
69 - One of your limbs no longer works for you. Chose another phobia/insanity, and that
limb behaves at all times as if it has an extreme version of that.
70 - Sneaking and whispering are for the weak. YOU PREFER TO DO ALL THINGS AT THE
TOP OF YOUR VOICE.
71 - You're incapable of controlling your tongue - you speak the first thing that pops into
your head, no matter how inappropriate or offensive it may be.
72 - Fire is pretty. Fire is your friend, and you can't wait to introduce him to everyone and
everything around you!
73 - Red is such a pretty color. You like to turn things red, whether it be with paint, magic,
or any locally available materials. Blood works. Blood works really well.
74 - Eyeballs are the world's most valuable collector item.
75 - Today is definitely not Opposite Day. Every day is not Opposite Day.
76 - You must rhyme. All the time. I mean it. Want a peanut?
77 - You have no concept of personal space, and in fact prefer to stand as close to your
conversational partners as possible.
78 - Money is evil. If at all possible, you don't allow it near you, and do your best to save
your friends from its corruption.
79 - Clothes? But it's nice and warm in here, why would I want to wear clothes?
80 - You like to take trophies from your enemies, and use them as fashion accessories.
81 - The more stress you are under, the more likely you are to break into song.
82 - You are an angel, a servant of the highest gods. They send you orders primarily
through shapes in your food.
83 - You are a devil, sent from the Nine Hells to gather as many souls as possible. To this
end, you constantly attempt to convince others to sell you their souls.
84 - Gems house the souls of your ancestors, trapped and unable to reach the heavens.
Shattering their prisons releases them!
85 - You are old, decrepit, ancient. All you really want out of life is warm slippers and for
younglings to stay off your lawn.
86 - You are aware that you are a character in a game. You may disagree with your player
on some things, and occasionally reference rules. No one else has any idea what you're
talking about.
87 - You know everything about everything, with 100% certainty.
88 - Your personal mission in life is to repair as many things as possible. If there's currently
no broken things nearby, you're happy to create some!
89 - Your personal space is huge, much larger than other people's. Having any creature
within ten feet of you is extremely uncomfortable.
90 - You can (and will) sell anything to anyone. This is your only method of interacting with
people, like a used car salesman stuck on work mode.
91 - You are an extreme masochist. If nothing's currently hurting you, you're likely to start
doing it yourself.
92 - Raw meat is dangerous! Cook it! Cook all the meat! Even his!
93 - Everyone around you is stupid. For their own education, you must explain the definition
of any word you use that's longer than five letters.
94 - The floor is lava!
95 - Water is actually moonshine.
96 - Your enemies are all responsible for your father's death. You feel strangely compelled
to inform them of this before they die. As well as your name.
97 - Choose a spirit animal. You do your best to emulate your spirit animal, as it knows the
best path in life.
98 - Cheese!
99 - Dirt and filth are how you stay healthy! Bathing makes you sick.
100 - You are terribly, desperately afraid of shoes.