Kohlrabi

by Parodysiac, Mar. 30, 2023

recorded by Raiba Sohm and the Organelles

(Offered as theme song for the

WAPF Annual Conference 2023)

Kohlrabi, yum, yum.

Wasabi, yummy, yum, yum.
Let's cook with heads in the clouds
Food fit for Weston Price crowds.
Volare (Nel blu dipinto di blu)
written & recorded by Domenico Modugno, 1958
We can feast in the glow of the real food we know of
popularized by Dean Martin
Where gourmands delight as they dine.
Let us leave indigestion and all the congestion behind.
Volare, oh oh
Like on farms long ago, a rainbow of veggies we'll find.
Cantare, oh oh oh oh
Let's fly way up to the clouds
Cold Head cheese, yum, yum.
Away from the maddening crowds
Hot Congees, yummy, yum, yum.
We can sing in the glow of a star that I know of
Raised well, the happy hen sings.
Where lovers enjoy peace of mind
You’ll love their barbecued wings.
Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind
Just like bird of a feather, a rainbow together we'll find
Picture the platters of glorious food on the way.
Better begin on your slimming-down diet today.
Volare, oh oh
Main dishes, gravies, &
E cantare, oh oh oh oh
pots full of nourishing bone broth,
No wonder my happy heart sings
Squashes & organ meats.
Your love has given me wings
You’ll have to let out your loin cloth.
Penso che un sogno così non ritorni mai più
Pork belly, yum, yum Mi dipingi con le mani e la faccia di blu
Mint jelly, yummy, yum, yum. Poi d'improvviso venivo dal vento rapito
You’ll thrill to flavors galore. E incominciavo a volare nel cielo infinito
Delicious, nutritious, and more.
Take the memories home, share with fam’ly and Volare, oh oh
friends, that you learned how to can without fear. E cantare, oh oh oh oh
Practice ferment techniques to compare Nel blu, dipinto di blu
when we meet up next year. E che dici di stare lassù
I can’t wait till we share tasty goodies E volavo, volavo felice più in alto
with new folks back here. del sole ed ancora più su
Mentre il mondo pian piano spariva lontano laggiù
Smooth lassi, yum, yum. Una musica dolce suonava soltanto per me
Kielbasi, yummy, yum, yum.
The sourdough starter lives on. Volare, oh oh
And mushrooms will fruit from the spawn. E cantare, oh oh oh oh
We mix good friends and good food, No wonder my happy heart sings
Get into a wonderful mood. Your love has given me wings
We leave alive and renewed. Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Yum, yum. Felice di stare lassù
Nel blu, dipinto di blu
Con te.
The video is called ‘Dean Martin - Volare – Karaoke’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mnzm4j0Ix0
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parody lyrics © 2023 Sharon Kimmelman sharki7007@yahoo.com