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Across many different forms of comps, a very rare player archetype is the passing big

man. Many teams have failed to reach the untapped potential of these big men, but one
man has an excellent track record. Passengers coach Tony Wroten has had wildly
successful stints with bigs similar to Willie such as Kyle O’Quinn and Domantas
Sabonis. In the 2017 mini-comp Wroten was able to tap into KOQ’s playmaking abilities
and let him take the ball up the court in the final minutes of crucial playoff games
leading to a successful championship run. While in the ABA, Coach Wroten put Sabonis
in the best position to succeed leading to a fantastic playoff run for him where he was a
major contributor to yet another championship for Wroten. As you can see from past
examples Wroten simply understands how to optimize Willie’s abilities and is the perfect
coach for him. Down the stretch in crucial games, Wroten is not afraid to trust his big
men and WCS will love playing for him. Pairing him with 7’6 rookie Shawn Bradley, the
two of them could definitely take this big man laking league by storm. There is not a
frontcourt that could contain the two of them. Pairing that duo with great players in Rush
and Battier, they will cause hell for teams on both ends of the court. While the
Passengers have been a low-profile team for the past two seasons, they are ready to
take the next step and Willie will be the face of this new era of Passengers basketball.
Most importantly, we are all SICK and TIRED of the liberals running our association and
we need more real down-to-earth figures to help market our league. Willie to Philly is
the PERFECT outcome for the RBA. Putting a guy with the middle name “Trill” in front of
one of the RBA’s biggest fanbases will attract so many new young Republican fans to
the league the ticket booth may turn into a bigger riot than those liberal “protest” rallies.
This is the perfect situation for a player of Willie’s caliber. The perfect fans, the perfect
duo, and the perfect coach. We need a Republican champion this year. Willie will raise
the spirits of this blue-collar city while crushing the lazy liberal elitist in Miami. Sign with
us not only for yourself, but for the sake of America.

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