Stunning and Optimistic Welshman

By BabeMagnet69
A Christmas Song
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Last Christmas, I gave you my Frisbee

But the very next day, you blogged about it
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Eric Cantona

I'm dreaming of an icy Christmas

Just like the ones I used to know
Where the stockings glisten and pets listen
To hear robins tweeting in the snow

You were lovable

You were optimistic
Monarch of Skegness
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
The crowd were swinging
All the pets they were singing
You asked me to chatter
And then we did drink

But then last Christmas, I gave you my Frisbee

And the very next day, you blogged about it
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to Eric Cantona instead

You're condescending
You're grubby
Happy Christmas to you
I pray God it's your last

Rockin' around the Christmas fire

At the Christmas party hop,
Rockin' around the Christmas fire,
Let the Christmas spirit ring,
Later I'll have some dates
And me and Eric Cantona will drink

I don't want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need
I don't care about shiny necklaces
I just want Eric Cantona for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Eric Cantona

Oh, Eric Cantona yeah, oh Eric Cantona yeah

Eric Cantona the Welshman is a stunning, optimistic soul
Eric Cantona the Welshman is a fairy tale they say

Eric Cantona baby, I want you and really that is all

I'll wait up for you, dear
Eric Cantona baby, won't you drink with me tonight?

So here it is, icy Christmas

Everybody's here to chatter
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

Simply having an icy Christmastime

Simply having an icy Christmastime