A Smart and Stunning Husband

By Mad4It 
A Christmas Song 

 
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart 
But the very next day, you gave it away 
This year, to save me from tears 
I'll give it to Amanda Seyfried 
 
I'm dreaming of a functional Christmas 
Just like the ones I used to know 
Where the cards glisten and pets listen 
To hear robins tweeting in the snow 
 
You were exciting 
You were pretty 
Monarch of Weston-super-Mare 
When the band finished playing 
They howled out for more 
The crowd were swinging 
All the pets they were singing 
You asked me to laugh 
And then we did giggle 
 
But then last Christmas, I gave you my heart 
And the very next day, you gave it away 
This year, to save me from tears 
I'll give it to Amanda Seyfried instead 
 
You're horrible 
You're horrible 
Happy Christmas to you 
I pray God it's your last 
 
Rockin' around the Christmas fire 
At the Christmas party hop, 
Rockin' around the Christmas fire, 
Let the Christmas spirit ring, 
Later I'll have some roasted chestnuts 
And me and Amanda Seyfried will giggle 
 
I don't want a lot for Christmas 
There is just one thing I need 
I don't care about fancy jewellery 
I just want Amanda Seyfried for my own 
More than you could ever know 
Make my wish come true oh 
All I want for Christmas is Amanda Seyfried 
 
Oh, Amanda Seyfried yeah, oh Amanda Seyfried yeah 
Amanda Seyfried the husband is a smart, stunning soul 
Amanda Seyfried the husband is a fairy tale they say 
 
Amanda Seyfried baby, I want you and really that is all 
I'll wait up for you, dear 
Amanda Seyfried baby, won't you giggle with me tonight? 
 
So here it is, functional Christmas 
Everybody's here to laugh 
Look to the future now 
It's only just begun 
 
Simply having a functional Christmastime 
Simply having a functional Christmastime