The Smelly Feet Hip Hop
By BabeMagnet69 
In the style of Eminem 

 
May I have your attention please? 
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid) 
To get fitter (to get fitter) 
Everybody (everybody) 
Come take my leg (come take my leg) 
We'll walk through my bedroom together, through the storm 
Whatever weather, cold or warm 
 
His toes are stinky, feet smelly, ears are skinny 
There's food on his skirt already, sister-in-law's soup 
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to get 
fitter, 
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And I am, unstable 
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? 
In the paper, the news everyday I am 
Radio won't even play my jam 
'Cause I am, unstable 
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? 
In the paper, the news everyday I am 
I don't know it's just the way I am 
 
You better get fitter 
You own it, you better never let it go 
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to get fitter 
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo 
You better get fitter 
You own it, you better never let it go 
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to get fitter 
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo 
 
So lets go back 
Follow the old lady as we go on another episode 
Journey with me as I take you through my bedroom 
I once used to call home sweet home 
 
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And when I'm gone, just get fitter, don't mourn 
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my stinky toes 
Just know that I'm looking down on you skipping 
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain 
Just get fitter 
 
And when he's gone, just get fitter, don't mourn 
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his smelly feet 
Just know that he's looking down on you bouncing 
And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain 
Just get fitter in your skirt.