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PROFESSOR T Wednesday 9pm ITV1 Ben Miller
returns as genius criminologist Professor Jasper
Tempest in series three of this crime drama, but
things look a little different from usual, as he finds
himself behind bars after protecting DCI Christina
Brand. As the OCD-suffering Professor gets to grips NEW
with his new way of life and a few rather unfriendly
KATE GARRAWAY: DEREK’S STORY
characters, newly promoted DI Lisa Donckers
Tuesday 9pm ITV1 This heart-
(Emma Naomi) provides a much-needed distraction
wrenching film documents Kate’s
when she presents him with a puzzling murder...
husband Derek Draper’s final year.
It involves great sadness but also
features moments of love and joy.
NEW N EW N EW NEW
S.W.A.T. Sunday 9pm Sky Max & NOW GARETH MALONE’S EASTER THE LIFE AND DEATH OF LILY TASKMASTER Thursday 9pm C4
It’s the seventh and, sadly, final PASSION Good Friday 11.15am BBC1 SAVAGE Good Friday 9pm ITV1 As this brilliant show returns for its
season of this action-packed US Our favourite choirmaster is back Paul O’Grady stopped performing impressive 17th series, five funny
cop drama starring Shemar Moore, with an epic challenge – performing as the drag queen in 2004 but, here, stars unleash their creative sides as
and fans can expect plenty of thrills Bach’s St John Passion. But first, Lily’s story – from police raids in gay they attempt to impress Greg Davies
as the crew head to Mexico City... he must handpick his choir of eight. clubs to mainstream telly – is told. and his trusty sidekick Alex Horne.
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9pm C5 “For the first time ever, Wednesday 9pm BBC2 The medics CHESHIRE Monday 9pm ITVBe RISE – PANORAMA Monday 8pm
have I got this completely wrong?” in Southampton allow cameras back Fresh from Celebrity Big Brother, BBC1 Net migration to the UK has hit
wonders Alex Polizzi about her into their operating theatres as they Lauren Simon’s back on home turf record levels in recent years, so Ros
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EXCLUSIVE
Christine McGuinness
tells TV Mag’s Kate
Noble about parenting
with Paddy, her life’s
purpose and being
open to Strictly...
M
odel and TV star Christine
McGuinness (left) has
rarely been out of
the headlines from
the moment she and her
husband, presenter Paddy
McGuinness, announced their separation in
July 2022. The couple had been married for
11 years and have three children – twins Leo
and Penelope, 10, and seven-year-old Felicity
– but as Christine talks to TV Mag about her
participation in the latest series of Pilgrimage,
she and Paddy (she calls him Patrick) are still
living together at their home in Cheshire.
“We didn’t do what most couples do, where
they separate and instantly someone moves
out. Me and Patrick aren’t like that,” says
Christine, 36. “We’re still in the family home,
we’re still raising the children together –
that shouldn’t change just because we’re
separated. We’re still doing all of the
important things together: school plays,
sports days, Christmas, birthdays. We are
family forever, regardless of what’s between
“The thought
of dating
4
petrifies me’’
The TV Mag interview
so much of me when
“I feel like I’m living
I was little. The only
way I can help and support
someone else’s life’’
them is by showing them that
Christine has also appeared on The Real Housewives
me and Patrick [below] – our role as mum it is possible. I learned from
Of Cheshire, The Real Full Monty, Celebrity Hunted
and dad comes before anything. It’s working Pilgrimage that I’m more capable
and The Games (left) but, as she explains, her
for us for now. Whilst we’re happy, that’s than I thought. And actually, I’m
television choices are not about fame.
how we’re doing it. Time is a natural healer.” not that bad at socialising [laughs].
“It’s not about being on TV, it’s that I get to
Paddy recently told The Sun that he had “I’ve always been a happy loner.
have these incredible experiences,” she says.
been on some dates, but Christine insists I’m very, very close to my mum and
“And I’ve got another children’s book coming out,
that she isn’t there yet. I only have a handful of friends,
about the importance of friendship. It’s like: ‘Pinch
“I haven’t been dating and it’s only recently and I’ve always been okay with that.
me!’ I do feel sometimes that I’m living somebody
that I’ve thought: ‘Could I? Would it work?’ Part of being an autistic woman is
else’s life, but I’m making the most of it.”
I certainly wouldn’t be ready for anything that you strive to do everything as
So, would she consider the bigger reality shows:
serious,” she says. “I don’t see myself getting you’re supposed to and my opinion was
Strictly, I’m A Celebrity, Celebrity Big Brother?
married again, but a bit of fun maybe – to stay at home, raise the children, cook,
“After doing Pilgrimage, yes, I would,” she admits.
eventually it would be nice to have some adult clean... It’s only the last couple of years
“Now I’m open to all opportunities.”
company. I’m not sure anybody would be okay that I’ve started dressing up, going out
with dating someone who lives with their ex. and mixing. I’m learning that I can still
It would take someone who’s confident and be a great mum and have fun.”
comfortable enough
to understand that it’s
simply to be with my
children and that’s it. I’m
happy to put my life on
hold until I figure it out.
“MY CHILDREN ARE MY BEST SUPPORT” as open to people, you can close off. It’s not
how I want to live. I would love more people
around me, but I’m very protective of myself
I’m not in any rush. The and my children. I’m trying to trust more
thought of dating actually people but it’s hard. Sometimes I can think
petrifies me [laughs]! “I’ve been teetotal since I think I was 19,” people want to be my friend and I don’t fully
“I was with Patrick explains Christine (left, with her children). understand their intentions. I’m very, very
from when I was 19, and “I was very much like: ‘I want to be a mum, naive. So I try to keep myself to myself.
now that I’m single for I want to be a wife,’ and I think I followed “My children are my best support. If I’m
the first time in a long that role so strictly, I wanted to get it ever struggling or having a bad day, I look
time, people are kind of: perfect. I’m a perfectionist, and again, at them and think: ‘That’s what I’m here for’
‘Oh, you must be out that’s part of being an autistic woman. and no matter what mood I’m in, they come
there having fun?’ and “My support system is very small, and in from school with the biggest smiles and
I’m thinking: ‘No, I’ve got I think that’s almost one of the curses of give me so much love. I feel very lucky that
time for myself for the being in the public eye – you learn to not be I’ve got those three little people in my life.”
first time.’ When Patrick’s
got the children,
I can get my nails done, go
to yoga... I don’t need to tell anyone what I’m In the first of three episodes, the group her purpose in life is to be a mum.
doing, and that is so freeing and something get the opportunity to ‘cleanse their sins’ “The main thing I know is that I wasn’t
that I’m not sure I want to give away again.” in the spring water of St Winefride’s Well just meant to be a mum, I was meant to be
Christine is, however, determined to step in Holywell, Flintshire, but Christine was their mum – I was put here to parent these
outside her comfort zone, which is why she reluctant to get in the water three children,” she beams.
signed up for Pilgrimage: The Road Through which is “full of people’s sins”. “I understood them even before
“
North Wales, a spiritual journey following in “It’s common if you’re autistic they were diagnosed. That is
the footsteps of Celtic saints with six other to think outside the box, that’s quite powerful – to know your
well-known faces (above) – comedian Eshaan the only way I could process Our role as mum purpose. Before I had children,
Akbar, broadcaster Sonali Shah, actor Tom it,” she says. “If it’s a place to I was like: ‘What am I here for?’,
Rosenthal, presenter Michaela Strachan, cleanse, then surely all of the and dad comes I always felt different. I struggled
TV personality Spencer Matthews and
The Traitors’ Amanda Lovett. Christine
sins are being washed away?
I didn’t want to bathe... before anything. at school. I would mimic people
if there was something that
says she’s “not religious, but
I’ve always been spiritual
Not that any of the cast
have done anything It’s working for didn’t come naturally to me.
“I struggled with food, I had
and I do manifest”, and the
experience has opened her
that bad! [Laughs.]
I was so
us now and an eating disorder for a long
time. I wasn’t worried about my
eyes to new possibilities. invested in the
that’s how figure, it was simply that I had,
,,
“I wanted to try to be experience, and still have, sensory issues
comfortable around others
because I can be socially
but I was also
invested in
we’re doing it around food. It made me go: ‘I’d
just rather not eat, then.’ Now
awkward,” says Christine, who, like being myself. that I have children, I’m careful
her children, has autism. “I’ll say no In the past, to stay healthy. Filming Pilgrimage
to things because I’m scared about I would have was the first time I was myself,
meeting new people. As always, just done it so that I didn’t and I explained: ‘Look, I’m gonna have a very
my children were a big inspiration. come across as difficult.” plain cheese sandwich.’ Everyone was just
When I see them struggling to make Later in the episode, like: ‘Okay.’ They wanted to understand,
friends and socialise, it reminds me Christine shares her belief that and that made me feel even more welcome.”
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What’s new this week?
“
It’s not
supernatural, Snow way
,,
it’s unnatural
To add to the eeriness of
Chadder Vale, there’s also
been a fresh fall of snow –
in June. That caused problems
for the cast and crew during
filming in Cornholme, north
of Manchester...
DRAMA Sunday
NEW & Monday 9pm ITV1
“It was cold but it was
fake snow, this biodegradable
stuff – the continuity was a
nightmare!” laughs Wunmi.
“Every time you had to reset
the car, you had to reset the
snow and everyone had to
step in their old footprints.”
Welcome to the town where nothing is as it seems in this darkly comic horror including a link to a local fracking site and its manager
Jim Bracknell (David Threlfall, centre) – and Riya trying
“There’s something not quite right with this town and Riya’s eventually put on the type of case she’s been to open their eyes to what’s really happening.
you can’t put your finger on it,” explains Wunmi Mosaku hankering for when a local girl called Katie (Rowan “It’s not supernatural, it’s kind of unnatural, which is
(left) about this six-part series, in which her character Robinson, right) mysteriously vanishes. Katie’s car is what makes it more interesting,” says Wunmi, 37. “Fear
Riya – a former Met detective – is desperate to solve a discovered in the forest with traces of blood on the seats, is a big theme – fear of the unknown and the outsider.”
proper crime in the creepy fictional northern town of close to a stag that’s been savagely killed. But before And Wunmi believes that writer Andrew Buchan –
Chadder Vale. “Riya’s ex-husband is from Chadder Vale Riya has had time to properly investigate, Katie arrives who starred in ITV drama Broadchurch – has created
and she moved from London to be with his family, and home – seemingly safe and sound. Yet Riya’s adamant a story that will have viewers gripped.
she misses the Met Police and her life by Wandsworth that there’s something more to this bizarre incident. “His script was like nothing I’d ever read before,”
Common – but she’s still there. There’s something The chilling case sparks a spate of increasingly sinister smiles the Luther and Vera star. “Everything has a
about her that likes to be a big fish in a small pond.” crimes, with the residents coming up with theories – purpose, it was so efficient and exhilarating.”
PROFESSOR T
The genius criminologist finds this is not that. In fact, this is probably the
most challenging place he’ll be in his life, and
himself languishing behind bars he will either make it through or he won’t.”
As ever, there are plenty of complex cases
T
he last time we saw Professor that need solving, beginning this week with
Jasper Tempest (Ben Miller, a mysterious murder involving two brothers.
left), he was face down on “This season I thought that the crimes were
a table getting handcuffed a bit more complicated, difficult to solve,
by officers after firing an more red herrings and that the suspects were
unlicensed gun in the police better at deceiving us,” Emma teases. “The
station in an attempt to help DCI Christina challenge of the character solving the cases
Brand. And as we return to Cambridge for might be similar to the viewers trying to
series three of this beguiling crime drama, solve the case, and I hope they enjoy that.”
his incarceration proves to be an extremely And there’s good news for fans of the
difficult experience, especially as newly Professor and his domineering mum Adelaide
promoted DI Lisa Donckers needs his help. (Frances de la Tour, below) as the series has
“I think Lisa has always had a deep respect already been commissioned for a fourth run.
for the Professor, even though she might “It is a pretty big deal and I’m so happy,”
not technically understand him,” shares smiles Emma. “It’s interesting, intriguing and
Emma Naomi (below, left), 38, who plays very funny, and I think that’s why people are
the detective. “She’s used to barging her coming back. There’s a lot of heart this series
way through the university, knocking on the and the viewers are going to see a shift in
Professor’s door when she’s not welcome, but tone that perhaps they’ve been waiting for…”
DRAMA
NEW Wednesday 9pm ITV1
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BIG MOOD
NEW
COME DY Two millennial best friends invite us for a wild
“I rolled out of
bed and rocked up”
Nicola spent three weeks filming Big Mood
while also shooting Bridgerton, in which
she plays Penelope Featherington (below).
“Bridgerton was far away in west London,
Thursday 10pm C4 but I live in Hackney, so for Big Mood
ride in this edgy comedy about mental illness [filmed in east London] I got to just roll
out of bed and sometimes not wear any
B
ipolar disorder and Sin’s Lydia West (left) as her best you’ve seen. And Bridgerton star
comedy may not seem pal Eddie. “The script is brilliant Nicola admits that accepting the make-up and rock up to set, which I do
like they go hand in – it feels fresh and authentic, and role was a no-brainer, as she has slightly regret!” she laughs. “But I hate
hand, but this six-part the people I’ve shown it to have been friends with the show’s writer, vanity – you need to get rid of all that
series – starring Derry said: ‘I feel like it’s going to teach Camilla Whitehill, since drama school
and play the character, not glamorise it.”
Girls’ Nicola Coughlan people a lot about mental illness.’” – in fact, Camilla wrote the character
– delivers lots of laughter thanks to The dynamic duo are there for of Maggie especially for Nicola.
two millennial best friends, one of one another through thick and thin, “She was like: ‘Surprise! You’re
whom has bipolar episodes. but they also get up to all sorts of in it. It doesn’t matter what you’re
“It was such a balancing act – raucous antics, from visiting Maggie’s doing, you’re going to be in it,’”
knowing that Maggie is this very old school to see a teacher she has laughs 37-year-old Nicola. “And
depressed person but still having a crush on, to throwing a surprise because this was written by one of
her be funny,” explains Nicola (right), Love Actually-themed birthday party my best friends for me, it’s very much
who plays Maggie alongside It’s A complete with the best fancy dress the way we speak to one another.”
Gareth
watching The
“This is the musical equivalent of Ben Traitors. That and old
Fogle going up Everest – it’s nuts!” episodes of Taskmaster
Gareth Malone (right) tells TV Mag. have been my go-to that
“Usually, at the end of my shows, got me through this. Oh
there’s a two-and-a-half-minute my God, I’d love to do
Malone’s
performance of a song by Adele or Taskmaster, that’s Gareth played a major part in
Emeli Sandé; this is two hours of the dream. Put it out King Charles’ Coronation when he
music by a dead German, written there – can that be the assembled a choir to perform at the
300 years ago, about death, pain, headline? ‘Gareth is concert at Windsor Castle last May.
suffering and the passion of Christ.” on his knees begging “At the after-party, a nice young
Gareth’s task – getting eight amateur for Taskmaster!’” lady said: ‘The Princess of Wales
singers to recreate Bach’s 1724 St The nation’s [below] would like to talk to you.’
EASTER
John Passion, alongside three soloists, favourite choirmaster, I said: ‘Of course!’ and grabbed my
wife’s hand and scuttled towards the
a professional choir and an orchestra Gareth has been
Princess, who we obviously all know
– was as daunting as it sounds, as awarded an OBE as Kate,” recalls Gareth. “I went
we’ll see in the two-part series. and The Freedom of straight up and said: ‘Kate!’ But I
PASSION
“It’s the first time I’ve been the City of London. barely know her. We all had a glass
challenged like this since music “I believe I have the of Champagne and all etiquette
college. I felt the spectre of that – privilege of pressing flew out of the
and also: what will people think? the button that opens Tower Bridge,” window. But she
What will the classical-music police he smiles. “And, apparently, at one was absolutely
think?” says Gareth, 46. “But it’s a time if you were found drunk in delightful and
genuinely beautiful piece of music. the city, they’d put money in your did not have
me decapitated!”
If you’re into the idea of classical pocket for a carriage home... but I’m
music at all, this is a great way to not sure I really want to test that!”
DRAMA Tues & TRAVELOGUE
NEW Weds 10pm BBC3 NE W Wednesday 8pm BBC2
Andi
T
he young survivors of
the cruise-ship A familiar face to soap fans joins the cast
in the second series of this fun horror
Oliver’s
massacre in the
first series of
this comedy
Fabulous
horror are
regrouping in order to “I moulded him as much eight and a half years, so when I
stay alive, and in this as I possibly could on the came to the States, I said to my agent:
second run, they must go
undercover to infiltrate the
latest murderous venture from
orange menace over here,”
says Alan, 76. “Because
Wreck is sort of a horror
‘Look, if you could possibly make [my
characters] evil monsters, would you?”
he laughs. “It’s been 31 years since Jim
Feasts
the Velorum corporation. comedy, I play him to the hilt.” had a heart attack, but when I’m in
The boss of Velorum, Owen, is played
by former Neighbours actor Alan Dale
New Zealand-born Alan made his
name playing Ramsay Street’s Jim
Britain, they still talk about Neighbours.”
And he admits that he hopes to land
The chef celebrates local people
(inset), who reveals that his character Robinson from 1985 to 1993, before a role in a big UK crime drama next. and produce by hosting an
is a “CEO and psychotic patriarch” moving to America and landing roles in “I love British police dramas and I’d unforgettable dinner party
and tells TV Mag that he took his shows such as ER, Dynasty and The OC. love to appear in one,” he smiles. “I have
inspiration from Donald Trump. “I was Australia’s favourite dad for an agent there but they haven’t called!”
Great British Menu host Andi Oliver (above)
combines her love of food, music and party
planning to celebrate towns and cities all
“
EN TE RTA I N ME NT
NEW Thursday 9pm C4
over the UK in this eight-parter. Meeting local
chefs and suppliers to get foodie inspiration
It takes you while also uncovering each location’s culture
“I hadn’t been asked to do Taskmaster before
back to a and identity, Andi then creates an incredible
,,
and if I had been, I probably wouldn’t have
dinner party for community heroes.
done it because I don’t like doing a lot of
things as myself,” admits Inside No.9 star sense of play “This is about real-life, everyday heroes and
Steve Pemberton (right). “The turning point remembering why people are great,” smiles Andi,
for me was when Katherine Parkinson did 61. “We have been travelling up and down the
it. She’s a good friend of mine and she had country meeting the most extraordinary human
such fun. She said: ‘If they ever ask you, beings, people who turn up for each other seven
you must do it.’ You get to a certain stage days a week. We’re celebrating community, family
and you think: ‘What have I got to lose?’”
and powerful human
Taskmaster Greg Davies (inset) and his
connection – all the things
“
trusty sidekick little Alex Horne put Steve
through his paces with a string of daft, we need to remember
tricky and amusing tasks alongside Ted
Lasso’s Nick Mohammed, comedians
about life right now.”
In this week’s opening Your heart
Joanne McNally and John Robins, and episode, Andi heads to will fill up
,,
Alma’s Not Normal star Sophie Willan. Cornwall to help local
“You have to make quick decisions about with joy
TASKMASTER
chef Ben Quinn say thank
what you’re going to do in the tasks, and I
love that about it,” says Steve, 56. “It takes
you to NHS staff at The
you back to a sense of play and childhood.” Royal Cornwall Hospital.
Steve had such a good time that he’s “Bringing people
thought of a few famous friends that would together matters to me because that’s how I got
be great on the next series. through life, it’s how I still get through life,” she
“Reece [Shearsmith, Steve’s
Inside No.9 co-star] would be really Inside No.9’s Steve Pemberton says. “The best moments in my life have been
with other people. Connecting to others is the way
good. He’s very artistic and very
funny,” he says. “Lily Allen would
joins the gang taking on we move forward in this world. If we don’t have
definitely do it. She’s really quick. I Taskmaster Greg Davies each other, we have nothing. Making this series
is a reminder that up and down the country there
talked to her about Taskmaster and
asked for her help on a prize task, are people who are spectacularly exciting and
and she came up with loads of ideas!” completely wonderful, and you should watch it
because it will make your heart fill up with joy!”
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What’s new this week?
NE W
CO M E DY Wednesday
10pm & 10.15pm BBC2
going to see it.’ I didn’t want anyone
BIG GAY
to see it. I thought it would just go
under the radar: ‘I’ll try out this
character and it’ll be over.’ But people
were indoors and they were watching!
WEDDING WITH
TOM
The weekend before it went out, I
ALLEN
y
said to Ben [Caudell, Diane’s partner
and the series producer]: ‘I think we
d
should ring the BBC and tell them
n
not to put it out. I think it’s a mistake.
a
It’s utterly mental. What have I done?’
But it was fine, it went out and
M
nobody killed me [laughs].
“Mandy is an amalgam of people
I’d known over the years, one of
fo r m o r
that looked like
The comic turns wedding
“
Mandy. Her walk
just came out of
trying to make
I wanted planner to mark 10 years
She created, directs and stars in this comedy series which the crew laugh. They needed a shot of
since same-sex marriage
– in 15-minute bursts – follows the outrageous exploits of
jobseeker Mandy Carter, but even Diane Morgan (above)
me walking, and I did a stupid walk just
to make everone laugh and they kept it.
to tell the was legalised in the UK
thinks the new episodes, which include Mandy grappling “When I write Mandy, I always think: BBC not to
with a demon baby her nan bought on the Dark Web, are
more than a bit bonkers.
“Absolutely insane, aren’t they?” laughs Diane, 48. “When
we did the pilot, I was terrified of it going out in lockdown
because I suddenly thought: ‘Oh my God, more people are
‘What would be the worst thing to
happen next?’ I think 15-minute episodes
are the way forward. It’s more like a long
sketch and they’re self-contained, so it
means you can go mad and do anything.”
,,
put it out!
The first same-sex weddings took place
in the UK a decade ago this month, so
comedian and presenter Tom Allen (above)
is celebrating with this documentary in
which he arranges a big day for couple
Adam and Dan (below) from Brighton.
R E ALI TY
NE W “I really enjoy telling people what to do,
Mon to Weds 9pm E4 so any kind of high ceremony is very much
my bag,” says Tom, 40. “When I was growing
up, the idea that gay people could be
accepted by society, never mind get married,
was as mad as a sack of Chihuahuas. Now
every year, thousands of same-sex couples
get married in front of friends and family.
THE UNDERDOG:
JOSH MUST WIN
Can four celebrities manipulate a surprise reality-show victory for an unlikely winner?
“Weddings genuinely matter to people;
marriage is a statement that we as gay
people are actually equal to others, worthy
of relationships and deserving of the same
rights. For so much of history, queer people
have been made to feel less than everyone
H
ere’s an original prize pot will reach a whopping everyone wins. I felt paternal towards
reality-TV concept: £100,000 to be shared equally. him. I think everyone will have a soft else. I think it has had a huge impact on
nine contestants “The aim of the game really is to spot for him, and we also see a little mental health and our sense of self.”
enter a luxury house look at not judging people, not having bit of ourselves in him. I’ve definitely In the one-off show, Tom also interviews
competing to win to be perfect or having to be this alpha felt like an outsider before or felt like
activists such as broadcaster Sandi Toksvig
what they believe is male to succeed. We want to show I didn’t fit in, or not felt man enough...”
a popularity show called The Favourite, that the way you win in life is by being Nick quickly formed a bond with his
and politicians including David Cameron.
but what they don’t know is that from yourself,” explains Nick Grimshaw, fellow celebrity panellists, whose job it “Talking to the people who helped bring
afar, Nick Grimshaw, Vicky Pattison 39, who, as well as being hidden away is to influence the game and the players. about this change acknowledged what they’d
(both front right), Pete Wicks and watching the action, plays the host of “It was the perfect mix,” says Nick. done,” he says. “I hope the show gives a
Amber Rose Gill (front left) are plotting the fake show. “We can’t make Josh “We got to know each other well enough sense of hope about what can be achieved
to secure a win for the underdog, Josh win. We’re there to show him in the to say: ‘Oh, shut up, will ya?!’ When we when people work together – and a sense
(centre), who is also unaware that he’s best light. That’s the message we’re were monitoring what was going on, it of gratitude for how far we have come.”
the star of the show. If Josh wins, the trying to get across – if Josh wins, felt like watching telly with friends.”
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What’s new this week?
WHAT’S NEW
Fortune
Jean Johansson unites people with their pasts and
NEXT WEEK
MAMMALS BBC1 A new epic series
from Sir David Attenborough, this
time concentrating on intelligent,
newly inherited properties in this unique new series sociable and adaptable mammals.
From tiny shrews to enormous
whales, the show shines a spotlight
Imagine answering the inheritors and on never-seen-before behaviours.
phone and being told REA L LI FE introduces them
that you’ve inherited
N EW Sunday 5.15pm C4 to a property expert,
a property from a who then offers ideas
relative you never knew existed. That’s about how they can transform their The key, the secret
what happens in this new series, where new-found dwelling into their dream So how do the show’s experts
A Place In The Sun’s Jean Johansson home – but will they keep it or sell it? match people with properties?
“When somebody dies without
(above) reunites people with properties “What was lovely is that people were
leaving a valid will, it’s classed
and stories of long-lost family members. as interested in their family heritage as as dying intestate, so their estate AVOIDANCE BBC1 The second
“It’s really hard to find new property- they were in the property and value, is then passed to the Crown or series of Romesh Ranganathan’s
show formats, so when this one popped and it was nice to witness them going: the Government to administer,” warm-hearted sitcom, in which he
up I was like: ‘How clever!’” smiles ‘Who left me this? Tell me more about says genealogist Matt Boardman.
plays single dad Jonathan, includes
Jean, 42. “I love property, I love travel them,’” adds Jean. “I loved explaining “Our job is very much like doing
love, the pitter-patter of tiny feet…
and who doesn’t love hearing about the the family trees and witnessing that a jigsaw puzzle – we start with a
small piece of information but we and Romesh wearing a lot of Lycra.
past and putting the pieces of a puzzle moment when they’re figuring it out.
know there’s a bigger picture.”
together? That happened a lot here.” That’s what makes this different from
Jean travels across the UK to meet the any other property show.”
D O C U M EN TARY
NE W Sunday 9pm C5
STACEY SOLOMON’S
RENOVATION RESCUE C4 If you
follow Stacey’s Instagram, you’ll
know she’s nifty with a powertool,
and here she helps homeowners
tackle their own DIY projects.
THE ASSEMBLY
BBC1 The fact that
no subject is off-
limits makes for
occurrences, mostly around Greece, an enlightening
which could have laid the foundations half hour as an
ATLANTIS:
for Plato’s writings. During the film, autistic, learning-
Dan dives in the streets of sunken disabled and
city Pavlopetri and explores Akrotiri neurodivergent
(above) – “Greece’s Pompeii” – which crowd question
was decimated by a volcano eruption.
[philosopher] Plato wrote a long and years before Plato wrote about Atlantis.
‘‘
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here is no myth, no colourful account – he was using it as “Helike must have had an impact on
story, no single word an allegory for what happens if you Plato as he knew a man who was killed RIPLEY Netflix If you haven’t seen
more laden with make bad decisions or anger the gods. in the disaster,” reveals Dan. “Now that what’s been dubbed ‘one of the
fascination and curiosity However, it’s influenced by real natural we’ve uncovered cities that perished best trailers ever’, hunt it down
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historian Dan Snow So Dan and his documentary team more about why Plato wrote the story white adaptation of The Talented
(above left) about the terrifying story decided to investigate those real-life and how his audience responded.” Mr Ripley, starring Andrew Scott.
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the infamous 18th- with fun performances from the team behind
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this daft take on his tale. and Nicholas Hoult. also stars in the title role.
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true story of American
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the Von Erich brothers.
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20th century. Count Alexander
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but is now thought to be a
threat to the new regime and
has been put under house
arrest at the Hotel Metropol.
Banished to a sparse attic
room, his money confiscated,
he’s told that should he ever
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his dignity, learning how to live châteaux, packed with
under the continuous threat of difficult guests and staff.
being bumped off and forging
friendships, including with
young Nina (Alexa Goodall,
below) and film star Anna
(Mary Elizabeth Winstead).
Based on the best-selling
novel by Amor Towles, it’s
an atmospheric, stirring and
surprisingly moving drama.
2 APRIL
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Manchester City’s historic,
treble-winning 2022-23
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DRAMA AMERICAN RUST: BROKEN JUSTICE up to her promise to give
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returns as careworn police chief Del Harris, who probes two of this US comedy.
chilling crimes in the atmospheric Pennsylvania town
of Buell. As this second season opens, we find Del and
the woman he loves, Grace (Maura Tierney, left), facing
the aftermath of the events of the first – when Grace’s
son was accused of murder, placing Del in a terribly
compromised position. Then, as a series of seemingly
unrelated murders shock the town, Del risks everything
to find those responsible, uncovering a conspiracy that 5 APRIL
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with impressive performances from Maura and Jeff.
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story of Prince Andrew’s
Newsnight interview,
starring Rufus Sewell
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to still be convincing as an action hero at the
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watch the scene when he drives off a cliff on a
motorbike, before parachuting on to a moving
train. But what about the movie itself? Dead
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Ethan Hunt (Tom, top) and his team trying to US drama series starring
locate a new weapon that could cause global Colin Farrell as a private
disaster – but dangerous enemies are out to detective attempting to
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NE W
DOCUMENTARY STEVE!
(MARTIN) Available from APPLE TV+
Good Friday With his shock of white
DOCUMENTARY QUIET
hair and zany personality, Steve Martin NE W ON SET: THE DARK SIDE
(right, young and now) is one of the
OF TV Available from Monday The
most recognisable, respected and well-
bright, colourful world of US kids’
loved comedians and actors of the past
TV in the 1990s and 2000s comes
50 years. His life is explored in this
under the microscope in this hard-
two-part documentary, which features
hitting four-parter, which centres
tonnes of archive footage and clips
on various hit programmes that
from movies including Father Of The
were produced by showrunner Dan
Bride and Three Amigos! and brilliant
Schneider (centre, on the set of his
shows such as Only Murders In The
Ariana Grande-starring series Sam
Building. With Steve being a superb
& Cat), the man behind shows such
stand-up and acclaimed actor, it’s little
as The Amanda Show, Zoey 101 and
surprise that there’s a queue of stars
iCarly. It features accusations of
sharing their opinion on him, including
abuse and toxicity made by former
Jerry Seinfeld, Tina Fey, Martin Short
child stars including Drake Bell and
and, of course, Steve himself. It’s a
Alexa Nikolas, and by behind-the-
delightful tribute to a true legend.
camera talent too. It’s a disturbing
portrait of what can happen when
people in positions of responsibility
allegedly abuse their power.
KIDS FRAGGLE ROCK: BACK
NEWW
NE TO THE ROCK Available
from Good Friday Children of the
80s were chuffed when the brilliantly
bizarre Fraggle Rock – a creation
of Muppets main man Jim Henson –
was given a shiny new reboot in 2022,
allowing them the chance to share the
show with their own kids. Back To The
Rock featured all the familiar Fraggles
from the original – including Gobo,
Red, Wembley, Mokey and Boober
– and took the gang off on exciting
musical adventures. It returns this
week, with the Fraggles and their
neighbours – those diligent workers
APPLE TV+ the Doozers and the giant Gorgs –
teaming up to protect their home.
DISCOVERY+
NEW
KIDS PAW PATROL: THE MIGHTY MOVIE
Available from Good Friday Those ITVX NE W
KIDS COOP TROOP
Available from
loveable pooches embark on their biggest and
Thursday Anyone can be a hero,
toughest mission yet. When a mystical meteor lands
even if you’re small and furry
in Adventure City, it gives the PAW Patrol magical
or covered in feathers. Yes,
powers – much to Skye’s delight – turning them
the intrepid and heroic Coop
into The Mighty Pups. But trouble is just around
Troop bustle their way back
the corner in the dastardly form of Humdinger,
on to our screens in a bunch of
who breaks out of jail and joins forces with an evil
new episodes. Keen to escape
scientist to steal the superpowers for themselves.
the boredom of farm life, and
Can our heroes take down these two ruthless
determined to help any animal
supervillains? This is another rip-roaring adventure
who may have a problem, the
that will keep pre-schoolers utterly enthralled.
Troop – hyperactive rabbit
Maggie, eccentric inventor
Flo the chicken, self-indulgent
pig Clive, excitable lamb Billy
and enigmatic unhatched egg
Jo d’Oeuf – are fearless and
up for anything, no matter
how dangerous or daft. Which
is good, as there’s always
something going on with the
pets of neighbouring town
Animauville. Brace yourself for
PARAMOUNT+ more joyous kids’ adventures.
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Soaps Coronation Street
GO OD FR I DAY
G OOD FR IDAY
ROVERS!
Steve’s dating profile is
getting zero traction, so
Debbie suggests ‘cocktail
night’ at the Chariot
Square Hotel. Ken insists
on joining him and, once
there, Debbie approaches
with drinks sent by Elspeth
(Absolutely Fabulous’
Paul call in to retrieve Paul’s laptop,
Alone in the pub after closing time, Glenda they realise that it was stolen too and
Helen Lederer), who’s
been eyeing Ken up. While
finds two masked men nicking the takings Glenda is consumed by guilt.
Putting on a brave face, Glenda later
Ken’s chuffed, Steve’s ego
is bruised by his 84-year-
lenda will grab any glad rags to take charge. But the event offers Jenny and Daisy a nightcap, but old father-in-law getting
G
opportunity to shine, but is a damp squib in the romance stakes. it’s clear that she’s suffering flashbacks more interest than him!
hosting an event at the With all the customers gone and the to the trauma of the previous evening.
pub while the landladies pub shut, Glenda wanders through the
are elsewhere turns into building and gets the fright of her life
a nightmare for the
former cabaret singer this week…
when she comes across a pair of masked
burglars helping themselves to the
WHEN TO WATCH:
Jenny believes theme nights are a great contents of the till. One of the robbers Mon: Roy’s sleepwalking
way to attract business and suggests tells her to get down on the floor and poses a threat Weds:
a speed-dating event. Glenda is super- they escape with the swag. As soon Summer leaves for Boston
enthusiastic, as ever, but Daisy is not. as she’s sure they’ve gone, a shaky Good Friday: Joseph
When the night rolls around, Jenny has Glenda gets up and calls the police. passes his Oakhill exam,
and Adam asks Sarah if
a posh dinner booked with Rita, and Jenny feels awful when she finds out
they can be friends
W EDNE SDAY
Daisy is spending the evening with Ryan, what’s happened and gives Glenda the
so Glenda changes into her cruise-ship morning off. However, when Billy and
More misery
Lies exposed? for poor Paul
Damon has a lot of explaining to
Billy wants to cook a farewell
do when, after speaking to Ed,
roast for Summer, who’s off to
Sarah realises that he’s been lying
study in Boston. Meanwhile,
about his whereabouts – will he
Bernie takes her son to his
confess that he’s been working for
speech therapist and is told that
Harvey? Elsewhere, Daisy’s mum
he now needs a feeding tube,
Christina arrives. She says she’s
but Paul insists that he’ll be fine
got nowhere to go and Ryan insists
eating liquidised food to avoid
that she have a drink, as she put
choking. However, as Summer,
up the money to buy the Rovers…
Todd, Bernie and Billy tuck into
Just one word from Christina and
Daisy’s whole cover will be blown!
W ED N ES DAY Billy’s lovingly prepared dinner,
Paul looks down at his pureed
meal and fights back tears.
MONDAY
16
Emmerdale
MONDAY
A
fter Amit attempted to scam Pollard
into handing over his cash, the shop
owner is determined to find out
what Amit is up to and breaks into
Holdgate – only to realise that he
appears to have provoked a killer.
On Monday, Amit warns Pollard to keep his nose
out of his business, but it only spurs him on to carry
on searching for clues. Vinny tries to help and
secretly swipes Amit’s keys, so Pollard seizes the
opportunity and begins searching around Holdgate
for evidence, but shivers are sent down his spine
Amit’s
as he walks past the spot where Rishi died.
Meanwhile, over at The Hide, Amit soon realises
that his keys are missing and marches back to
Holdgate. Vinny panics and rings Pollard to warn
him, but he’s too busy rummaging through Amit’s
TU E S DAY things and misses the call. Will Amit catch him?
Later, Pollard tells Jai what’s happened and adds
CAUGHT OUT?
that he suspects Amit is up to no good, but he’s
deflated when Jai dismisses his claims. Unsure
of what Amit is capable of, Pollard and Vinny fear
that they’ve got on the wrong side of a murderer…
...WITH Britney!
Denzel’s obsession with
his body image has been
growing in recent weeks.
On Monday, he argues with
Amy when he decides to
go to the gym rather than
see her, and also clashes
with Yolande over his diet.
Zack gets a huge shock as Whit brings “Zack’s being incredibly selfish, and
he doesn’t want to foster, not right now,
Fed up with the teen’s
behaviour, Yolande hides
her new foster daughter back to Walford not in this situation,” admits James. the package that’s arrived
“And he’s got no idea that this foster for him, unaware that it’s
T
hey’ve been apart for right with Whitney,” says James Farrar, arrangement might not be legit…” his first batch of steroids…
weeks after their falling- 36, who plays the chef. “He hopes to
out in Milton Keynes, put everything they argued about – and
so Zack is delighted the Lauren situation – behind him. But
that Whitney is coming when Whitney arrives with Britney, it’s WHEN TO WATCH:
home to Albert Square. a massive shock that just floors Zack.
He organises a surprise baby shower, Suddenly, this young person who has Mon: Dean puts the blame
unaware that Whitney isn’t alone – given him so much hassle has turned up for Jade’s empty pill cases
she’s brought her new foster daughter to ruin what Zack thought was the start on Jean Tues: Ben is held at
Britney too. But that’s not the only secret of this new chapter with Whitney.” Walford police station Weds:
between the couple, as there’s also the It’s not long before Britney causes Whitney reveals all about
matter of Zack trying it on with Lauren… trouble, and tensions between Whitney her fostering to Lauren
Thurs: Denzel steals his
“Zack is the sort of person who papers and Zack rise – and it turns out that Whit
parcel back from Yolande
TH U RSDAY
over cracks and, with everything that’s has another secret, which she reveals to
happened, he just wants to make things Lauren, about the fostering arrangement.
Avani matchmakes
Ben’s arrested! for her parents
He’s no stranger to a police cell,
While Priya is trying to hit it off
but Ben is shocked when he
romantically with Martin this
gets nicked in The Vic during a
week, even going on a date
surprise birthday party for his
with the trader to Walford East,
husband. Ben is keen to protest
Avani has got other ideas about
his innocence as the cops present
who her mum should be with –
him with details of a crime that
her dad Ravi! Having spied a
they suspect he’s committed, and
moment between her separated
it’s not long before Phil has to call
parents earlier in the week, she
legal eagle Ritchie to help. Later,
does her best to scupper Priya
Callum takes matters into his own
hands as he tries to save Ben...
T UE S DAY and Martin’s meal by pouring
wine over her mum’s suitor! Has
Avani ruined their romance?
W E DNE SDAY
18
Soaps
Casualty River City
till grieving and traumatised
S
by his father’s death, Rash
returns to work, and his cousin
Tariq – a newcomer to the
Holby wards – is pleased to
see him. But it soon becomes
clear that Rash isn’t coping.
He misjudges the situation involving
a suicidal young woman, Fern, who is
admitted after taking an overdose but then
chews a lightbulb while in her hospital bed
(warning: this scene is very graphic). And
when an elderly man called Gaz is brought
in after being found on a park bench, Rash Mikey finally summons
becomes overly emotionally involved. the courage to end his
New clinical lead Patrick is concerned relationship, but Jonathan
that Rash – who is after a promotion – isn’t turns the tables by telling
ready for the responsibility, despite having Mikey that his concerning
grief counselling, and he is soon proved behaviour is because
right. At breaking point, Rash takes drastic he’s stopped taking his
action that could really harm his career... anxiety medication.
Meanwhile, after Alex
has a therapy session
with Roisin, Karen thinks
Doctors Home & Away that her ex could have
Nina’s been getting the Mackenzie leaves the hotel changed for good, and
cold shoulder from Suni after she realises that she she’s stunned when Alex
since she admonished him can’t be the other woman properly opens up to her.
for lying about his break-up in Levi’s marriage, returning n Monday & Wednesday
with Scarlett. And relations the next day so they can 10pm BBC Scotland and
between mother and son say their goodbyes. Later, Tuesday & Thursday 7pm
get even worse when she when Remi’s health takes a BBC1 Scotland (Sky 977,
makes a huge decision turn for the worse, a heroic HD 951); watch on iPlayer
about both their futures – Levi saves the day – and
one that’s set to shake The
Mill to its core – without
Neighbours when he and Mackenzie
cross paths, they can’t
Fair City
consulting him first... Keen to make an important resist falling back into bed!
proposal to the Lassiters
Global Group instead of
Krista, Chelsea locks her
pregnant rival in the hotel
sauna – with tragic results.
Paul helps Krista as she
recovers in hospital, and
when Leo sees his dad’s
caring side, it seems the
pair could finally reconcile.
n Streams Mon to Thurs from
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right) as she flees her Oklahoma, Callie (Carrie The Last Stand 9pm Film4 The Deja Vu 9pm 5Action A federal Wind River 11.05pm Film4
home in Mexico and falls Coon) and her teenage sheriff of a small town on the agent uses a top-secret device A veteran hunter helps an FBI
for American soldier kids get caught up in Mexican border tries to stop a that allows him to see into the agent investigate a murder on a
Aidan (Paul Mescal). Can some spooky goings-on. drug lord from fleeing the US. past to prevent a bombing taking Wyoming Native American
they evade authorities An entertaining addition Action thriller starring Arnold place. Sci-fi thriller starring reservation. Drama with Jeremy
as they head for LA? to the enduring franchise. Schwarzenegger and. (2013, 15, Denzel Washington. (2006, 12, Renner and Elizabeth Olsen.
(2022 15 1h 56m) HHHH (2021 12A 2h 4m) HHHH 1 hour 47 mins) ★★★ 2 hours 6 mins) ★★★ (2017, 15, 1 hour 43 mins) ★★★★
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Our pick of this week’s best movies FILM PLANNER!
TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY GOOD FRIDAY
12 OLD
FAVOURITES
ON FREEVIEW
THIS WEEK
Mortal Engines 6.35pm The Day After Tomorrow Fantastic Beasts And Catch Me If You Can 6.15pm
Film4 In a post-apocalyptic 6.40pm Film4 A climatologist Where To Find Them Film4 A conman lies his way
world, two people meet and races to rescue his son as freak 6.20pm ITV2 A wizarding across America, while
try to stop a conspiracy. weather conditions cause Brit arrives in 1920s New outwitting the FBI at every
Fantasy adventure starring devastation. Thriller starring York. Harry Potter prequel turn. Fact-based drama starring
Hera Hilmar. (2018, 12, Jake Gyllenhaal. (2004, 12, with Eddie Redmayne. (2016, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2002, 12,
2 hours 8 mins) ★★★★ 1 hour 59 mins) ★★★★ 12, 2 hours 13 mins) ★★★ 2 hours 21 mins) ★★★★★
Gilda (1946)
Tuesday 3.40pm
See No Evil, Hear No Evil Our Ladies 9pm Film4 Stand By Me 9pm Film4 La La Land 11pm BBC2 An Talking Pictures ★★★★
11.15pm ITV4 A blind man A group of Catholic school girls Four youngsters learn about actress and a struggling jazz
and his deaf friend go on the go to Edinburgh for a choir life the hard way while musician attempt to realise Bronson (2008)
run. Comedy starring competition, but they are more searching for the body of a their respective dreams in Los Tuesday 11.40pm
Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder interested in partying. Comedy missing teenager. Drama Angeles. Musical with Emma GREAT! Movies ★★★★
and Kevin Spacey. (1989, 15, starring Abigail Lawrie. (2019, starring River Phoenix. (1986, Stone and Ryan Gosling. (2016,
1 hour 37 mins) ★★ 15, 1 hour 46 mins) ★★★★ 15, 1 hour 25 mins) ★★★★★ 12, 2 hours 8 mins) ★★★★★ The Great Escape (1963)
Wednesday 11am
Film4 ★★★★★
Monty Python’s The Meaning Pitch Black 9pm ITV4 The Robin Hood 9pm ITV4 Alex Cross 9pm ITV4
Of Life 9pm ITV4 The secrets survivors of a spaceship crash An archer returning from the A homicide detective pursues an True Grit (1969)
and taboos of life and death in a turn to a murderer to save them crusades faces a plot by a assassin on a killing spree who Wednesday 4.05pm
series of sketches. Comedy when they are attacked by traitorous knight to bring about a leaves surreal clues to the Film4 ★★★★
starring Michael Palin, Graham predators during an eclipse. French conquest of England. identity of his next victim.
Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Sci-fi horror starring Vin Diesel Medieval adventure with Russell Crime thriller starring Tyler Perry Trainspotting (1996)
Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam. and Radha Mitchell. (2000, 15, Crowe and Cate Blanchett. (2010, and Matthew Fox. (2012, 15, Thursday 10.45pm
(1983, 15, 1 hour 43 mins) ★★★ 1 hour 39 mins) ★★★ 12, 2 hours 20 mins) ★★★ 1 hour 39 mins) ★★★ Film4 ★★★★★
Total Recall 9pm GREAT! Movies 16 Blocks 9pm GREAT! Movies Predators 9pm GREAT! Movies Star Trek Into Darkness 9pm E4 Zulu (1964)
A man living in a bleak future A detective escorts a witness to Hardened fighters from across The crew of the starship Friday 6.20pm More4
becomes a fugitive when he a trial – but the crooked cops he the globe are taken to an alien Enterprise is sent to hunt down a ★★★★
discovers he is really a spy with is testifying against want him jungle planet to become prey in a rogue Starfleet agent behind a
his memory erased. Sci-fi thriller dead before he makes it to the big-game hunt. Sci-fi thriller terrorist attack. Sci-fi adventure
remake starring Colin Farrell courthouse. Thriller starring sequel starring Adrien Brody sequel starring Chris Pine and
and Kate Beckinsale. (2012, 12, Bruce Willis and Mos Def. (2006, and Topher Grace. (2010, 15, Zachary Quinto. (2013, 12,
1 hour 53 mins) ★★ 12, 1 hour 37 mins) ★★★ 1 hour 42 mins) ★★★★ 2 hours 12 mins) ★★★★
Olympus Has Fallen 9pm Film4 Ghostbusters II 10.40pm BBC1 Evil Under The Sun 11.15pm Patriots Day 9pm GREAT!
A disgraced secret service agent The team reunites to save New BBC4 Hercule Poirot is called on Movies A police sergeant joins
tries to redeem himself when York from a river of slime to investigate the murder of a the hunt for the perpetrators in
terrorists take control of the generated by the negativity of glamorous stage star holidaying the aftermath of the 2013 Boston
White House. Action thriller the city’s inhabitants. Comedy on an Adriatic island. Mystery marathon bombing. Fact-based
starring Gerard Butler. (2013, 15, starring Bill Murray. (1989, PG, starring Peter Ustinov. (1982, PG, drama with Mark Wahlberg.
1 hour 59 mins) ★★★★ 1 hour 44 mins) ★★★★ 1 hour 57 mins) ★★★★ (2016, 15, 2 hours 13 mins) ★★★★
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Rash deludes himself into thinking he’s fine Archive performances by the singer Lee Mack challenges 100 contestants Tom Cruise trains a new band of recruits
REGIONAL BBC1 WALES: 3.45pm Garden Rescue 4.30 Amy Dowden’s Dare To Dance 5.00-5.30pm Celebrity Mastermind BBC2 WALES: 7.45pm Gardeners’ World 8.45-9.15pm Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing
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SECRETS OF THE ROYAL PALACES
DOCUMENTARY 8.15pm C5 The Royal
Family’s secrets just keep on coming
as this insightful series returns, and it
begins with a long list of scandals from
inside palace walls. We’re transported
to Marivent, the Spanish royal family’s
7.15pm Kate: Our New Diana?
Comparing the two Princesses Of Wales palace in Mallorca, where Prince Charles
(right), Princess Diana (left) and young
Channel 5
William and Harry enjoyed getaways
during 1986 and 1990. But Ken Wharfe,
Diana’s royal protection officer, reveals
HD: Freeview 105 Sky 105 Virgin 105 FreeSat 105 that their happy holidays were anything
but. “She did say to me that it was a
6.00 Milkshake! (HD)
shame because her marriage was a sham,”
8.50 SpongeBob SquarePants
he admits. Plus, we learn how an intruder
Animation. (R,S,HD)
got up close to Windsor Castle on a
9.10 Friends Double bill. (R,S,HD)
mission to “kill the Queen”, and the case
10.05 The Hotel Inspector (R,S,HD)
12.05 Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly NEW of an employee stealing from Buckingham
Palace is revealed. HHHII
Three episodes. (R,S,HD)
3.05 Monster-in-Law Romantic
FI LM comedy starring Jennifer
Lopez. (2005) ★★★ (S,HD)
5.10 Miss Congeniality 2: Armed THE JONATHAN ROSS SHOW LIVE ENGLAND V BRAZIL
F IL M And Fabulous Comedy
sequel starring Sandra
CHAT SHOW 9.35pm ITV1
New episode Jonathan
FOOTBALL 6pm
C4 With the start of Euro 2024
Bullock. (2005) ★★★ (S,HD) welcomes another eclectic less than three months away,
Then 5 News Weekend group of celebrities tonight, Gareth Southgate will be keen
7.15 Kate: Our New Diana? with Hollywood star Paul to run his eye over the players
Documentary. (R,S,HD) Rudd talking about blockbuster likely to feature in his squad
8.15 Secrets Of The Royal Palaces Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. for the tournament. And who
A look at scandals. (S,HD) Also on the sofa are Spice better to do that against than
9.15 Edward & Wallis: The THE WEAKEST LINK QUIZ SHOW Girl and anti-domestic abuse brilliant Brazil. Expect an
Bahamas Scandal: Revealed 6.50pm BBC1 New episode campaigner Mel B, actress entertaining friendly from
Documentary. (S,HD) Romesh Ranganathan is back Billie Piper (who’s in upcoming Wembley, with Ivan Toney
10.40 The Greatest TV Of The ’80s with another batch of celebs Netflix film Scoop about hoping for an international
(3/3) (R,S,HD) trying (and quite often failing) Prince Andrew’s Newsnight comeback and possible senior
12.30 Criminals: Caught On Camera to bank cash for charity. interview) and comedian Leo debuts for Jarrad Branthwaite
(8/9) (R,S,HD) 1.05 PlayOJO Now, Joey Essex was never Reich. Music is from Cat Burns. and Anthony Gordon.
Live Casino Show (S,HD) really known for his general-
3.05 The Secret World Of knowledge prowess during
Your Rubbish (R,S,HD) 3.50 his time on TOWIE, but can he EDWARD & WALLIS: THE
Criminals: Caught On prove the naysayers wrong? BAHAMAS SCANDAL – REVEALED
Camera (R,S,HD) 4.15 House He’s joined by stars including DOCUMENTARY 9.15pm C5
Doctor (R,S,SL) 4.40 Divine Andrea McLean, Ricky Hatton The story of King Edward VIII’s
Designs (R,S,SL) 5.05 (above) and Paul Burrell. (right) abdication so he could
Wildlife SOS (R,S,SL) 5.30 marry American divorcee Wallis
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MIRROR MIRROR 4.55pm 5 HARRY POTTER AND THE THE GONE 9pm BBC4
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forces with a band of dwarfs to 6.55pm ITV2 Fantasy while journalist Aileen Ryan
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Most Ridiculous: United Of Will & Grace 6.30 The US 1.00 FILM Mama’s Boy: Most Evil Killers 4.00 Pawn 3.30 Hardcore Pawn 6.00 Extreme Africa
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Screaming (2005) 2.00 The US Office 8.30 The US Am Paul Walker 4.50 Killers 6.00 How I Caught Truthseekers 6.00 Secrets 9.00 Africa’s Claws
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NEW PASSENGER DRAMA 9pm ITV1 Welcome
to Chadder Vale – a sleepy but creepy
town in the north of England where
everything is slightly amiss, and it snows
most of the year. But that’s the least of
the residents’ problems when local girl
Katie Wells goes missing. Former Met
8pm The Tube: Keep London Moving!
Frank features in the documentary Police detective Riya (Wunmi Mosaku,
left) is notified of the case and rushes
Channel 5
to the forest to track her down, but then
SUNDAY
Katie arrives home with no explanation.
Riya – who is also experiencing
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to find out what’s really going on...
6.00 Milkshake! (HD)
Ideal for fans of the slightly gothic or
8.50 SpongeBob SquarePants
supernatural, the first of six episodes
Animation. (R,S,HD)
throws up more questions than answers
9.05 Entertainment News (S,HD)
– but it’s an intriguing start that proves
9.15 Friends Double bill. (R,S,HD)
it’s unlike anything else on TV right now.
10.10 Holidaying With Jane
Continues tomorrow. HHHII
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4.00 The Great Plague: Outbreak
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Moving! (S,HD) Keith Lemon) and Rhod Gilbert season. While the end may be
9.00 Atlantis: The Discovery With enter the tent, there could be near, edge-of-your-seat action
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MONDAY
NEW THE UNDERDOG: JOSH MUST WIN
REALITY 9pm E4 We all love an
underdog, but when it comes to reality
TV, is it a case of dog eat underdog?
This unique reality show puts that theory
to the test. Nine typical reality types –
influencers, content creators, a beauty-
9pm Inside The Force: 24/7
Officers are dispatched to a fight pageant queen – enter a swish mansion
to take part in what they think is the
Channel 5
ultimate popularity contest. But behind
the scenes, Pete Wicks, Amber Rose Gill,
Vicky Pattison and Nick Grimshaw (l-r)
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that 23-year-old Josh – the most unlikely
6.00 Milkshake! (HD)
reality star ever (the show’s words, not
9.15 Jeremy Vine (S,HD)
ours) – wins. If they succeed, the prize
11.15 Storm Huntley (S,HD)
money increases to £100,000 for the
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develop a close friendship, but a Housewives reunite as Seema belonging to former carpenter
mutual attraction threatens the hosts a getaway in the Lake Kev, who suffered two heart
relationship. Romantic comedy District, but a surprise guest attacks and is unable to look
with Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan. threatens to whip up a storm. N EW after his pride and joy.
When Turkeys Attack 4.00 Action adventure sequel Cars 12.00 Chasing
Paradise Islands 4.00 My Cat From Hell 5.00 starring Chris Pratt and Classic Cars 1.00 Texas 2.00 999 Rescue Squad
Secrets Of The Zoo: Lone Star Law 6.00 Tanked Bryce Dallas Howard. Metal 2.00 Wheeler 3.00 999 Rescue Squad
Tampa 5.00 Wicked Tuna: 7.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees Dealers 3.00 Mighty 4.00 999 Rescue Squad
North V South 6.00 8.00 Living Dinosaur Of Truckers 4.00 Shed And 5.00 999 Rescue Squad
Snakes In The City 7.00 Liberia: Expedition Mungo Buried 5.00 Wheeler 6.00 999 Rescue Squad
Secrets Of The Zoo 8.00 9.00 Namibia’s Dog- REAL TIME WITH BILL Dealers 6.00 Extreme RVs 7.00 999 Rescue Squad
Predator Bloodlines 9.00 Headed Pig Monster: MAHER 9.45pm Sky 7.00 Salvage Hunters: 8.00 999 Rescue Squad A
Australia’s Deadly Expedition Mungo 10.00 Comedy Comedian Bill Classic Cars 8.00 Shed And police chase ends with a
Monsters 10.00 World’s Edge Of Alaska 11.00 Maher invites three Buried 9.00 Scrap Kings spectacular crash. 9.00
Deadliest 11.00 Snakes In Celebrity Animal guests from different 10.00 Mighty Truckers 11.00 999 Rescue Squad 10.00
The City 12.00 When Encounters 12.00-1am parts of the political Extreme RVs 12.00-1am 999 Rescue Squad
Sharks Attack 1.00-2am Crikey! It’s The Irwins spectrum to discuss the Shed And Buried 12.00-1am Anthony
Africa’s Deadliest Sky 162 (Ireland 178) Virgin 178 (Ireland 212) week’s events. Sky 161 (Ireland 184) Virgin 180 (Ireland 164) Bourdain: Parts Unknown
Sky 165 Virgin 182 (Ireland 215) + 1 Sky 262 (Ireland 278) Virgin 378 + 1 Sky 261 (Ireland 288) Sky 166 Virgin 176 + 1 Sky 266 Virgin 376
Comedy Central NOW Sky Comedy NOW Sky Documentaries NOW Sky Crime NOW Sky History NOW Sky Nature NOW
11am Home Improvement 9.30am The Conners 6am The Nineties 7.00 11am The Killer Within 11am World’s Greatest 10am Extreme Africa 11.00
12.00 Last Man Standing 10.00 Curb Your Discovering: Joan 12.00 Killing Mum And Dad Treasure Mysteries 12.00 Beasts Of The Big Blue
1.00 Digman! 2.35 Friends Enthusiasm 11.40 Silicon Fontaine 8.00 The 1.00 Forensics: Catching World’s Greatest Treasure 12.00 Malawi Wildlife
9.00 NEW EP Out Of Valley 12.50 House Of Lies Directors 9.00 The Movies The Killer 2.00 Killer In My Mysteries 1.00 Pawn Stars Rescue 1.00 Monkey Life
Order 10.00 Al Murray: 1.25 House Of Lies 2.00 9.50 The Civil War 10.55 Village 3.00 World’s Most 2.00 Storage Wars 3.00 2.00 Mysteries Of The
One Man, One Guvnor Curb Your Enthusiasm Shaq 12.00 Icahn: The Evil Killers 4.00 Britain’s Digging For Britain 5.00 Mekong 3.00 Kenya
Uncut 11.00 Rhod 3.20 Silicon Valley 4.30 Restless Billionaire 2.00 Most Evil Killers 5.00 Pawn Stars 6.00 American Wildlife Diaries 4.00
Gilbert’s Growing Pains Run 5.05 The Conners 6.00 FILM GoldenEra (2022) Forensics: Catching The Pickers 7.00 Forged In Fire Extreme Africa 5.00 Beasts
12.00 NEW EP Reno 911! The US Office 7.00 Young 4.00 The Directors 5.00 Killer 6.00 Killing Mum And 8.00 Digging For Britain Of The Big Blue 6.00
12.30 Kevin Bridges Rock 8.00 Will & Grace Discovering: Joan Dad 7.00 World’s Most Evil 9.00 NEW EP Secrets In Malawi Wildlife Rescue
Live: The Story Continues 9.00 Curb Your Enthusiasm Fontaine 6.00 The Movies Killers 8.00 Britain’s Most The Sand 10.00 NEW EP 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00
1.30 The Alternative 9.45 NEW EP Real Time 6.50 The Civil War 7.55 Evil Killers 9.00 NEW EP The UnBelievable With Surviving The Amazon
Comedy Experience With Bill Maher 11.00 Shaq 9.00 FILM Dave Not The Real Manhunter Dan Aykroyd 11.00 NEW 9.00 Wild Dogs: Pack Vs
2.30 Most Ridiculous Off Kevin Hart: Reality Check Coming Back (2020) 11.00 10.00 Libby, Are You EP The UnXplained With Pride 10.00 Malawi Wildlife
The Leash 3.00-3.25am 12.15 Sex And The City Michael X: Hustler, Home Yet? 11.00 World’s William Shatner 12.00 Rescue 11.00 Beasts Of
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Fast And The Foolish Girls 3.15 Silicon Valley 1.00-2.50am FILM The Killer In My Village NEW EP Royal Kill List David Attenborough’s
Sky 112 (Wales 113) Virgin 132 (Ireland 127) EE 360 3.50-5am House Of Lies Wolfpack (2015) Sky 122 (Scot 123) Virgin 121 (Ireland 119) Sky 123 (Scot 124) Virgin 131 (Ireland 216) Kingdom Of Plants
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11am Lost Treasures Of 9am Alaska: Battle On The 8am The First 48 10.00 6am NCIS: Los Angeles 6am Most Haunted 7.00 8am Reasonable Doubt
The Maya 12.00 Car S.O.S Bay 10.00 Junkyard Empire Accident, Suicide Or 7.00 DC’s Legends Of Most Haunted 8.00 9.00 Forbidden: Dying For
1.00 Inside Sydney Airport 11.00 Wheeler Dealers 1.00 Murder? 11.00 Killer In Plain Tomorrow 8.00 Supergirl Teleshopping 11.00 Merlin Love 10.00 Forbidden:
2.00 Air Crash Investigation Extreme Engineering 3.00 Sight 12.00 Meet, Marry, 9.00 Stargate Atlantis 12.00 Star Trek: Voyager Dying For Love 11.00
3.00 Draining The North Blowing Up History 4.00 Murder 1.00 Cruise Ship 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Deadly Secrets 1.00 Truth
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5.00 Car S.O.S 6.00 Empire 7.00 Wheeler Something 4.00 Nightmare Five-0 4.00 S.W.A.T 5.00 Merlin 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Reasonable Doubt
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7.00 Air Crash History 9.00 NEW EP Hunter 6.00 The First 48 Tomorrow 6.00 Stargate 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Disappeared 8.00 Evil
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Crash Investigation 11.00 And Unexplored 12.00 With Will Mellor 10.00 Fries Again 10.00 Rob FILM Ape Vs Monster Investigates 11.00 People
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12.00 Car S.O.S 1.00-2am Customs 2.00-3am Homicide Hunter 12.00- The Force: Manchester Merlin 1.00 FILM Bullet 12.00-2am Evil Talks:
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6am Sky Sports News 7.00 12noon Soccerbox 1.00 PL 6am EFL Cup Retro 8.45 9.15am Gran Turismo 11am All The King’s Men 8.35am Four Star Theatre
Good Morning Sports Fans Years 3.00 PL Greatest EFL Highlights 9.00 WSL (2023) 11.35 Teenage (1949) 1.15 The Smallest 9.05 She’ll Have To Go
8.00 Good Morning Sports Games 4.00 Premier 10.00 Swpl Sky Sports Cup Mutant Ninja Turtles: Show On Earth (1957) (1962) 10.50 What’s On
Fans 9.00 Good Morning League Best Goals 5.00 Final 12.00 WSL 4.00 EFL Mutant Mayhem (2023) 2.55 Born Free (1966) TPTV With Noel 11.00
Sports Fans 10.00 The Premier League 100 Club Highlights 5.30 EFL Goals: 1.25 Ferrari (2023) 3.40 Fact-based drama starring Time To Remember 11.35
Football Show 11.00 The 6.00 PL Legends 7.00 Leagues 1 & 2 6.00 WSL The Flash (2023) 6.15 Virginia McKenna. 4.45 The Outer Limits 12.40
Football Show 12.00 David James: The One And 7.00 Swpl Sky Sports Cup Teenage Mutant Ninja Ten Wanted Men (1955) Look At Life 12.55
Lunchtime 1.00 Lunchtime Only 8.30 Soccerbox 9.00 Final Highlights 7.30 EFL Turtles: Mutant Mayhem Western starring Western Union (1941) 2.45
2.00 LIVE Indian Premier Southgate: Life As England Highlights 8.30 WSL 9.30 (2023) 8.00 The Randolph Scott. 6.25 A Desperate Case (1958)
Beekeeper (2024) 10.00 Stardust (2007) Fantasy 3.00 The Saint 4.05 The
League Royal Challengers Manager 9.30 Fabregas & Swpl Sky Sports Cup Final Malta Story (1953) 6.10 A
Gran Turismo (2023) 12.20 adventure starring Charlie
Bangalore v Punjab Kings. Henry: Christmas Special Highlights 10.00 EFL 10.30 The Beekeeper (2024) Lifetime Ago With The
6.00 LIVE Tennis The Miami 10.00 Premier League Icons WSL 11.30 EFL Goals: Cox and Claire Danes.
2.15 Carmen (2022) 9.00 Infinite (2021) Sci-fi Baim Collection 6.30 Out
Open presented by Itaú. 10.30 PL Retro 12.30-1am Leagues 1 & 2 12.00-1am 4.15-6.05am Golda (2023) Of Town 7.00 The Footage
3.00-6am Sky Sports News Premier League Icons EFL Greatest Games thriller starring Mark
Sky 301 Virgin 401 (Ireland 301) EE 501 Wahlberg and Chiwetel Detectives 8.00 Charles
Sky 401 Virgin 501 (Ireland 401) Sky 402 Virgin 502 (Ireland 402) Sky 403 Virgin 503 (Ireland 403) Dickens’ The Signalman
Ejiofor. 11.05 Wind River
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7.30pm EastEnders 6.30pm Great British Railway Journeys 7.30pm Emmerdale 7pm Live England International Football
Ben protests his innocence Michael’s rail travels arrive in Glasgow Pollard needs his suspicions to be heard Jude Bellingham and England face Brazil
REGIONAL BBC1 WALES: 11.35pm The Dropout 12.25 Pointless Celebrities 1.10-6am BBC News BBC2 WALES: 1.45pm First Minister’s Questions 2.45 The Edge 3.30 Take A Hike 4.00 The Speedshop 5.00 Born To Be
Wild 5.30-6pm The Hairy Bikers’ Pubs That Built Britain ITV WALES: 8pm Wales This Week 8.30-9pm The Mart S4C: 6am Cyw 12.00 Newyddion S4C A’r Tywydd 12.05 Sain Ffagan 12.30 Heno 1.00
VARIATIONS Cymoedd Roy Noble 1.30 Pobol Y Penwythnos 2.00 Newyddion S4C A’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C A’r Tywydd 3.05 Am Dro! 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 6.00 Cegin Bryn 6.27
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TUESDAY
WRECK COMEDY 10pm BBC3 Series
one of this ambitious British horror-
comedy featured a killer in an oversized
duck outfit stalking a group of young
people on board a cruise ship. Seven
months later, as the high-seas massacre
survivors attempt to move on, the killing
9pm Ben Fogle: New Lives In The Wild
Ben Fogle visits old friend Randi Skaug starts again. Can Jamie (Oscar Kennedy,
centre) and Vivian (Thaddea Graham,
Channel 5
second left) get the others to work with
them in order to survive? The sinister
Velorum corporation is going all out to
HD: Freeview 105 Sky 105 Virgin 105 FreeSat 105 cover up its crimes, so the gang decide
to go undercover at the firm’s wellness
6.00 Milkshake! (HD)
festival for millionaires in the Slovenian
9.15 Jeremy Vine (S,HD)
countryside – surely nothing too deadly
11.15 Storm Huntley Debate. (S,HD)
could happen there? Like the Scream
12.45 Alexis Conran & Friends
films, Wreck cleverly combines humour
(S,HD) Followed by
5 News At Lunchtime NE W with gruesome deaths to raise the shock
factor. Continues tomorrow. HHHHI
1.45 Home And Away (R,S,HD)
2.15 My Killer Nurse Thriller
FI LM starring Sierra Wooldridge.
(2022) ★★★ (S,HD)
4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits In ON ASSIGNMENT FACTUAL INTERIOR DESIGN MASTERS
The Sun (S,HD) 10.45pm ITV1 New episode WITH ALAN CARR REALITY
5.00 5 News At 5 (S,HD) The Bahamas is famous for its 8pm BBC1 New episode It’s
6.00 Coast To Coast With stunning clear waters, white- another big challenge for the
Robson Green (R,S,HD) sand beaches and its incredible eight remaining designers –
Followed by 5 News Update wildlife, but underneath all of transforming a hospitality box
7.00 Air Fryers: Do You Have that beauty lies one of the most at Ascot Racecourse. They’ve
The Right One? (R,S,HD) vulnerable island nations on got their work cut out as Kelly
TUESDAY
Followed by 5 News Update Earth when it comes to climate Hoppen is the guest judge, and
8.00 Dogs Behaving (Very) Badly
(13/12) Graeme Hall helps an
N EW KATE GARRAWAY:
DEREK’S STORY
change – from tackling the
windy storms to preserving its
she’s hoping for uplifting and
elegant decor. So, with one
anti-social Chihuahua. (S,HD) DOCUMENTARY 9pm ITV1 fragile coral reefs. In this latest room accessorised with DIY
9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives In The For several months before he episode, reporter Dan Rivers chandeliers and another with
Wild Revisit: Norway. (S,HD) died in January, Derek Draper travels to the Caribbean islands caricatures of Kelly, Alan and
10.00 Soham: Evil In A Small Town (above) and his wife Kate to find out how the residents Michelle, have the hopefuls met
The 2002 tragedy. (R,S,HD) granted a film crew access to are fighting to save their future. their brief? Or are all bets off?
12.40 Inside The Force: 24/7 their lives. This sensitively made
(3/14) (R,S,HD) 1.30 programme is the result, and
Entertainment News On 5 it provides an insight into the NIGHT COPPERS REAL LIFE
(S,HD) 1.40 PlayOJO Live realities for everyone dealing 10pm C4 “Brighton’s wonderful,
Casino Show (S,HD) 3.40 with serious illness. Asked why but policing it on a Saturday
World’s Most Scenic Railway he chose to take part, Derek night is like they’ve opened all
Journeys (R,S,HD) 4.25 says: “I want to be heard.” the doors of all the cages at
House Doctor (S,HD) 4.45 the zoo.” That’s the succinct
House Doctor (R,S,SL) 5.10 summary of a weekend night
Divine Designs (R,S,SL) 5.35 shift from cop Annie (left) as
Entertainment News On 5
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a second series. Annie and her
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6.00 Talk Today (HD) STACEY SOLOMON REAL LIFE
9.30 Kevin & Alex (HD)
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9pm BBC1 New episode The
10.00 Julia Hartley-Brewer (HD) Morrell family – mum Charlie,
1.00 CrossTalk (HD)
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dad Keith and their three sons
3.00 Ian Collins (HD) – open their doors to Stacey
4.00 Vanessa Feltz (HD) (left). With Keith returning to
6.00 The Talk (HD) work following paternity leave,
7.00 Rosanna PLockwood
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8.00 Mike Graham (HD) the house in order and make
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WERS 11.00 NEWSPAPER
Rosanna Lockwood (R,HD)
FOR ANSWERS NEWSPAPER FOR ANSWERS they need to declutter – leading
12.00 Petrie Hosken (HD) to some emotional confessions.
1.00 CrossTalk (R,HD)
3.00-4am Rosanna Lockwood (R) 2 3 1 4 5
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SPORTSCENE 7.30pm BBC3 DREAM CAR FIXERS 8pm RICKY, SUE AND A TRIP OR
Scotland v Northern Ireland. Yesterday Rupert has decided TWO 9pm More4 In the
Jonathan Sutherland presents life is too short not to follow his Midlands, Ricky Tomlinson and
coverage of the international dream of owning a Morris Sue Johnston visit the Belgrade
friendly match, which takes place Traveller. Will Rupert’s £13,000 theatre in Coventry. They also
at Glasgow’s Hampden Park. budget stretch to a good one? explore Birmingham.
LAW & ORDER 9pm 5USA MEL GIEDROYC: 90 DAY FIANCE: BEFORE THE
The daughter of a politician is UNFORGIVABLE 10pm Dave 90 DAYS 10pm Really Darcy
found dead after an apparent Mel and Lou Sanders are joined feels she’s found her soulmate in
attack. But after Cosgrove and by Nish Kumar, Ruby Wax and Jesse, a personal trainer from
Shaw start to realise this isn’t a Reuben Kaye as Ruby tells of a Amsterdam, while Paul is set for
random act of violence. drug-smuggling past. a long trek to meet Karine.
WILD Animal Planet MARY & GEORGE 9pm Discovery Turbo Eden
9am America’s National 8am Tanked 9.00 Pit Bulls Sky Showcase Mary 7am Richard Hammond’s 9am 999 Rescue Squad
Parks 10.00 Mystery & Parolees 10.00 My Cat goes head-to-head with Big 8.00 Supertruckers 10.00 999 Rescue
Gorilla 11.00 Africa’s From Hell 11.00 Lone Star Lady Hatton, while an 9.00 Wheeler Dealers 10.00 Squad 11.00 999 Rescue
Deadliest 12.00 Snakes In Law 12.00 Tanked 1.00 anxious King James Vintage Voltage 11.00 Squad 12.00 999 Rescue
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Comedy Central NOW Sky Comedy NOW Sky Documentaries NOW Sky Crime NOW Sky History NOW Sky Nature NOW
8am Most Ridiculous Mad 9.25am Run 10.00 Curb 6am The Nineties 7.00 11am Murder Next Door 10am Egypt’s Unexplained 8am Mysteries Of The
Mums 8.35 Most Ridiculous: Your Enthusiasm 11.20 Discovering: Richard 12.00 Killing Mum And Dad Files 11.00 World’s Greatest Mekong 9.00 The Wadden
Greatest Hits 9.00 Silicon Valley 12.40 House Harris 8.00 The Directors 1.00 Forensics: Catching Treasure Mysteries 12.00 Sea 10.00 Wild Family
Guessable? 10.00 Of Lies 1.50 Curb Your 9.00 The Movies 9.55 The The Killer 2.00 Killer In My World’s Greatest Treasure Ties 11.00 Shark Squad
Impractical Jokers 11.00 Enthusiasm 3.20 Silicon Civil War 11.00 Shaq 12.00 Village 3.00 World’s Most Mysteries 1.00 Pawn Stars 12.00 Malawi Wildlife
Home Improvement 12.00 Valley 4.30 Run 5.00 The FILM McQueen (2018) Evil Killers 4.00 Britain’s 2.00 Storage Wars 3.00 Rescue 1.00 Monkey Life
Last Man Standing 1.00 Conners 6.00 The US 2.00 FILM Ice On Fire Most Evil Killers 5.00 Digging For Britain 5.00 2.00 Mysteries Of The
Digman! 2.00 Friends 9.00 Office 6.30 The US Office (2019) 4.00 The Directors Forensics: Catching The Pawn Stars 6.00 American Mekong 3.00 The Wadden
FILM Police Academy 2: 7.00 Young Rock 7.30 5.00 Discovering: Richard Killer 6.00 Killing Mum And Pickers 7.00 Forged In Fire Sea 4.00 Wild Family Ties
Their First Assignment Young Rock 8.00 Will & Harris 6.00 The Movies Dad 7.00 World’s Most 8.00 NEW EP Ancient 5.00 Shark Squad 6.00
(1985) 10.45 Kevin Bridges Grace 8.30 Will & Grace 6.55 The Civil War 8.00 Evil Killers 8.00 Britain’s Aliens 9.00 Royal Kill List Malawi Wildlife Rescue
Live: The Story Continues 9.00 Girls 9.35 Girls 10.15 Shaq 9.00 FILM Nothing Most Evil Killers 9.00 Killer 10.00 Royal Murder 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00
11.45 Drunk History Barry 10.50 Barry 11.30 Compares (2022) The In My Village 10.00 How I Mysteries 11.00 NEW EP David Attenborough’s
12.45 Michael McIntyre’s NEW EP The Tonight story of Sinéad O’Connor. Caught The Killer 11.00 The Proof Is Out There Kingdom Of Plants 9.00
Easter Night At The Show Starring Jimmy 11.00 FILM The Legend World’s Most Evil Killers 12.00 Pawn Stars 2.00 The Amazing Animal Friends
Coliseum 1.45-2.45am Fallon 12.30 Hung 1.50 Of The Underground 12.00 Murder Uncut Curse Of Oak Island 10.00 Malawi Wildlife
Rob Beckett’s Undeniable Silicon Valley 2.30 Bliss (2021) 12.45 Stirling 2.00- 1.00-2am Killer Siblings 3.00-4am Ancient Aliens Rescue 11.00 Shark Squad
Sky 112 (Wales 113) Virgin 132 (Ireland 127) EE 360 3.40-5am House Of Lies 4am Barbie Uncovered Sky 122 (Scot 123) Virgin 121 (Ireland 119) Sky 123 (Scot 124) Virgin 131 (Ireland 216) 12.00-1am Alien Abyss
+ 1 Sky 212 (Wales 213) Virgin 332 (Ireland 527) Sky 114 (Wales 115) Virgin 112 (Ireland 118) EE 362 Sky 121 (Scot 122) Virgin 188 (Ireland 122) EE 367 EE 364 + 1 Sky 222 (Scot 223) Virgin 321 EE 368 + 1 Sky 223 (Scot 224) Virgin 331 Sky 124 (Scot 125) Virgin 189 (Ireland 121) EE 369
National Geographic NOW Discovery NOW C&I Sky Max NOW Sky Sci-Fi NOW ID
11am Lost Treasures Of 9am Alaska: Battle On The 10am Accident, Suicide Or 6am NCIS: Los Angeles 6am Most Haunted 7.00 10am Truth About Murder
The Maya 12.00 Car S.O.S Bay 10.00 Junkyard Empire Murder? 11.00 Killer In 7.00 DC’s Legends Of Most Haunted 8.00 With Sunny Hostin 11.00 I
1.00 Inside Sydney Airport 11.00 Wheeler Dealers Plain Sight 11.30 Killer In Tomorrow 8.00 Supergirl Teleshopping 11.00 Merlin Am Homicide 12.00 I Am
2.00 Air Crash Investigation 1.00 Extreme Engineering Plain Sight 12.00 Meet, 9.00 Stargate Atlantis 12.00 Star Trek: Voyager Homicide 1.00 Faking It:
3.00 Drain The Oceans: 3.00 Blowing Up History Marry, Murder 1.00 Cruise 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Tears Of A Crime 2.00
Secrets Of The Civil War 4.00 Alaska: Homestead Ship Killers 2.00 Killer Town 12.00 Supergirl 1.00 Generation 2.00 Star Trek: Faking It: Tears Of A Crime
4.00 Nazi Megastructures Rescue 6.00 Junkyard 3.00 Somebody’s Hiding MacGyver 2.00 MacGyver The Next Generation 3.00 3.00 Murder Comes To
5.00 Car S.O.S 6.00 Empire 7.00 Wheeler Something 4.00 Nightmare 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 Merlin 4.00 Stargate SG-1 Town 4.00 Murder Comes
Seconds From Disaster Dealers 8.00 Blowing Up In Suburbia 5.00 Homicide S.W.A.T 5.00 DC’s Legends 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager To Town 5.00 Reasonable
7.00 Air Crash Investigation History 9.00 Gold Rush: Hunter 6.00 The First 48 Of Tomorrow 6.00 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Doubt 6.00 Married To
8.00 Hitler’s Death Squad White Water 10.00 NEW 8.00 NEW EP Accident, Stargate Atlantis 7.00 Generation 7.00 Star Trek: Evil 7.00 Disappeared
9.00 Nazi Death Camp: EP America’s Backyard Suicide Or Murder? Stargate Atlantis 8.00 The Next Generation 8.00 8.00 Evil Lives Here 9.00
The Great Escape 10.00 Gold 11.00 NASA’s 9.00 NEW EP The Real A League Of Their Own: Stargate Universe 9.00 A Crime To Remember
Nazi Megastructures Unexplained Files 12.00 Murders Of Los Angeles European Road Trip 9.00 FILM Ape Vs Mecha Ape 10.00 Mother, May I Murder?
11.00 Air Crash Gold Divers 1.00 Gold Rush: 10.00 #Dead2Me 11.00 Rob Beckett’s Smart TV (2023) 11.00 Grimm 12.00 11.00 The Crimes That
Investigation 12.00-1am White Water 2.00-3am Homicide Hunter 12.00- 9.45 Rob & Romesh vs Merlin 1.00 FILM Battle Changed Us 12.00-2am No
Airport Security: Rome America’s Backyard Gold 1am Cruise Ship Killers Country Music 10.45 Ted For Pandora (2022) 3.00- One Can Hear You Scream
Sky 129 (Scot 130) Virgin 183 (Ireland 214) Sky 125 (Scot 126) Virgin 177 (Ireland 208) EE 325 Sky 156 Virgin 133 (Ireland 219) 11.45pm-12.45am S.W.A.T 4am Stargate Universe Sky 154 Virgin 166 (Ireland 173)
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6am Sky Sports News 7.00 12noon Gary Neville’s 12noon Swpl Sky Sports Cup 9.55am The Canterville 11am The Holly And The 6am A Yank In Ermine
Good Morning Sports Fans Soccerbox 1.00 PL Years Final Highlights 12.30 EFL Ghost (2023) 11.35 Teenage Ivy (1952) 12.40 The Rare (1955) 7.40 Sunbeam
8.00 Good Morning Sports 3.00 PL Greatest Games Highlights 3.00 WSL 3.30 Mutant Ninja Turtles: Breed (1966) 2.35 The Rapier Brings You A
Fans 9.00 Good Morning 4.00 PL Best Goals 5.00 PL EFL Highlights 5.00 WSL Mutant Mayhem (2023) Moonraker (1958) European Holiday In The
Sports Fans 10.00 The 100 Club 6.00 PL Legends 5.30 EFL Highlights 6.00 EFL 1.20 Gran Turismo (2023) Swashbuckling English 50s 8.00 Sherlock Holmes
Football Show 11.00 The 7.00 Southgate: Life As Goals 6.30 EFL Highlights 3.40 The Flash (2023) 6.15 Civil War adventure with 8.35 The Glass Cage
Football Show 12.00 England Manager 7.30 7.00 WSL 8.00 Swpl Sky Teenage Mutant Ninja George Baker. 4.15 Von (1955) 9.50 Up With The
Lunchtime 1.00 Lunchtime Fabregas & Henry: Sports Cup Final Highlights Turtles: Mutant Mayhem Ryan’s Express (1965) Lark (1943) 11.00 I’ll Walk
2.00 LIVE Indian Premier Christmas Special 8.00 8.30 EFL Highlights 9.30 (2023) 8.00 Gran Turismo WWII action adventure Beside You (1943) 12.40 A
League Chennai Super Gary Neville’s Soccerbox WSL 10.30 Swpl Sky Sports (2023) 10.15 Ferrari (2023) starring Frank Sinatra. Touch Of The Sun (1956)
12.30 The Beekeeper 6.35 Mortal Engines 2.20 The Green Cockatoo
Kings v Gujarat Titans. 6.00 9.00 Drink It In: The Rise Of Cup Final Highlights 11.00 (2024) 2.20 Carmen (1937) 3.40 Gilda (1946)
LIVE Tennis The Miami Man City 10.00 PL Retro EFL Greatest Games (2018) Fantasy adventure
(2022) 4.20-6.10am starring Hera Hilmar. 9.00 5.55 The Beverly Hillbillies
Open presented by Itaú. 12.30 Premier League Icons 1.00-2am Championship L’immensità (2022) 6.30 Scotland Yard 7.05
3.00-6am Sky Sports News 1.00-3am PL Years Season Review Olympus Has Fallen
Sky 301 Virgin 401 (Ireland 301) EE 501 (2013) Action thriller with The Four Just Men 7.35
Sky 401 Virgin 501 (Ireland 401) Sky 402 Virgin 502 (Ireland 402) Sky 403 Virgin 503 (Ireland 403) Dangerous Assignment
Gerard Butler. 11.20 The
Sky Originals NOW Girl In The Spider’s Web
8.05 Manhunt 9.05
Maigret The inspector
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4.30pm Bridge Of Lies 6pm Richard Osman’s House Of Games 7.30pm Emmerdale 8pm George Clarke’s Remarkable
Ross Kemp hosts the quiz show Celebrities take part in trivia-based games Mandy and Paddy want a fairy-tale ending Renovations A railway goods shed
REGIONAL BBC1 WALES: 8.00-9pm Blood Money 1.20-6am BBC News S4C: 6am Cyw 12.00 Newyddion S4C A’r Tywydd 12.05 Colleen Ramsey: Bywyd A Bwyd 12.30 Port Talbot: Diwedd Y Dur? 1.00 Byd O Liw:
Arlunwyr 1.30 Parti Bwyd Beca 2.00 Newyddion S4C A’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C A’r Tywydd 3.05 Y ’Sgubor Flodau 4.00 Awr Fawr: Caru Canu 4.05 Timpo 4.15 Byd Tad-Cu 4.30
VARIATIONS Crawc A’i Ffrindiau 4.40 Dal Dy Ddannedd 5.00 Stwnsh: Dewi A’r Ditectifs Gwyllt 5.10 Ar Goll Yn Oz 5.30 Cic 5.50 Bwystfil 6.00 Cefn Gwlad 6.57 Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion S4C A’r
Tywydd 8.00 Pobol Y Cwm 8.55 Newyddion S4C A’r Tywydd 9.00 Gogglebocs Cymru 10.00 Jess Davies 10.30-11.35pm Teulu’r Castell
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WEDNESDAY
BIG GAY WEDDING WITH TOM ALLEN
REAL LIFE 9pm BBC1 Brighton couple
Adam and Dan (l-r) have been together
for 10 years and want to make it official
with a big day to remember. They’ve
roped in comedian Tom Allen to help
with planning their wedding day, and
7pm Shop Smart, Save Money
Ortis and Gaby look at bank holiday deals ceramicist Adam (a former Great Pottery
Throwdown contestant) and graphic
Channel 5
designer Dan have plenty of fun,
creative ideas. Tom enlists “queen of
dance” Oti Mabuse to choreograph
HD: Freeview 105 Sky 105 Virgin 105 FreeSat 105 the boys’ first dance, while Sophie Ellis-
Bextor agrees to be their wedding
6.00 Milkshake! (HD)
singer. This brilliant programme marks
9.15 Jeremy Vine (S,HD)
a decade since the first same-sex
11.15 Storm Huntley (S,HD)
weddings took place in the UK. Sandi
12.45 Alexis Conran & Friends
Toksvig, David Cameron and other key
(S,HD) Followed by
5 News At Lunchtime NE W players also reflect on the long journey
to marriage equality. HHHHI
1.45 Home And Away (R,S,HD)
2.15 Evil In A Small Town
FI LM Thriller starring Veronica
PREMIERE Ramirez and Justin Berti.
(2023) ★★★ (S,HD)
4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits In
NEW SURGEONS: AT
THE EDGE OF LIFE
NEW THE 1980s
SUPERMARKET
The Sun (S,HD) REAL LIFE 9pm BBC2 “There’s NOSTALGIA 9pm C5 We’ve
5.00 5 News At 5 (S,HD) a huge amount that could go entered a new decade in this
6.00 Coast To Coast With Robson Using only the numbers 1 Using only the letters in Change the top word to If the
wrong,” says University Hospital nostalgic show and we’re
Green (3/3) (R,S,HD) to 6, fill the empty spaces the word LAMENTED, the bottom word in five each circl
Southampton spinal surgeon immediately transported
Followed by 5 News Update so every row, column and complete the grid so that steps. You can only change the two b
Michael Quaye about the back to the dawn of the pre-
7.00 Shop Smart, Save Money NE W
smaller 3x2 grid contains four words read across and
two-day operation he’s never
one letter per rung, and
packaged sandwich, the
the to
(S,HD) Then 5 News Update the numbers 1 to 6. a different four words the order of the other
attempted before, alongside inception of BOGOF, and the
read downwards. letters must stay the same.
8.00 Cadbury At Easter (S,HD) PROFESSOR T1DRAMA
4 9pm consultant urology surgeon mighty potato waffle. TV chef
AC
9.00 The 1980s Supermarket ITV1 This enjoyable crime James Douglas. Their patient G O too,
Rustie Lee returns A and
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to the 1980s, where it was
5 3
drama picks up where series George, 27, has been treated for she’s testing her homemade
C Y
two left off, as Professor T testicular cancer, but now the Eighties-staple quiche against
dog eat dog for Britain’s
supermarkets. (S,HD)
4 1
(Ben Miller, above) finds disease has spread – and one a supermarket version. Watch
himself carted off to prison wrong move could leave him this while eating a slice of
1 2 6 5
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10.00 Ambulance: Code Red (S) for discharging an unlicensed paralysed or with a fatal bleed. Vienetta for the full experience…
11.00 999: Emergency Call Out gun in the police station. While
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(7/10) (R,S,HD) he struggles to adjust to his
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2 6
harsh new surroundings and ANDI OLIVER’S FABULOUS P O S T NEW 4 10
1.05 Live Casino Show inmates, DI Lisa Donckers REAL LIFE 8pm BBC2
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(R,S) 3.50 House Doctor murder involving two brothers. epic celebrations to unite
(R,S,HD) 4.15 House Doctor communities. Tonight, she
(R,S,SL) 4.45 Divine Designs heads to Cornwall to meet chef
(R,S,SL) 5.10 Wildlife SOS
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Ben Quinn (right), who wants 16
(R,S,SL) 5.30-5.45am to throw an incredible dinner
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height requirement airline
8.00 Mike Graham (HD) 4 cabin staff. Of course, Mandy
10.00 The Talk (R,HD) SEE SATURDAY’S SEE SATURDAY’S (Diane Morgan, left) opts for
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magnetic calipers that
12.00 Petrie Hosken (HD) are hardly suitable for the job…
1.00 CrossTalk (R,HD)
3.00-4am Rosanna Lockwood (R)
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ITV2 6 ITV3 10 ITV4 26 BBC3 23 BBC4 9 5 Star 32
6am CITV 9.00 World’s 6am Classic Emmerdale 6am The Derby Through 7pm Young MasterChef 7pm Indian Hill Railways 8am Bargain-Loving Brits
Funniest Videos 9.30 7.00 Classic Coronation The Years 6.20 Minder The final nine best Workers at Shimla, In The Sun 10.00 Happy
Totally Bonkers Guinness Street 8.05 Where The 7.25 The Professionals cooks take on once the summer Campers: The Caravan
World Records 10.00 Heart Is 10.15 The Royal 8.25 Dempsey And Pizza Night. capital of the Raj. Park 11.00 Traffic Cops
Wheel Of Fortune 11.00 11.20 Heartbeat 1.30 Makepeace 9.30 Magnum, 7.30 Young MasterChef 8.00 Himalaya With 2.00 Police Interceptors
Catchphrase: Catchiest Classic Emmerdale 2.35 PI 10.30 Kojak 11.35 Giant 8.00 Top Gear A race from Michael Palin In the 5.00 Shoplifters: Caught
Moments 12.00 Love Bites Classic Coronation Street Lobster Hunters 12.35 London to Milan. village of Lekhani in Red Handed
1.00 Dress To Impress 3.40 Poirot 5.55 Heartbeat Dempsey And Makepeace 9.00 The Apprentice The Nepal, Michael 6.00 Home And Away
2.00 Supermarket Sweep 6.55 Heartbeat 1.35 Magnum, PI 2.35 candidates create watches potential 6.30 NEW EP Home
3.00 One Tree Hill 8.00 Midsomer Murders Kojak 3.40 Minder 4.50 an advertising Gurkha recruits And Away
6.00 In For A Penny An astronomer The Professionals 5.55 campaign for a new being put through 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed
6.35 FILM Harry Potter is killed. Giant Lobster Hunters electric vehicle. their paces. Doors
And The Deathly 10.00 Manhunt The Night 6.55 The Motorbike 10.00 Wreck A reunion 9.00 Rise Of The Nazis: 8.00 Babies 24/7: The
Hallows: Part 2 Stalker The Force Show separates Jamie The Downfall Hitler Maternity Ward
(2011) Conclusion of Tasking Group have 8.00 The Chase Celebrity from his friends and invites a group of 9.00 Casualty 24/7:
the fantasy saga. to come to a Special puts him in grave Hitler Youth to the Every Second
9.00 NEW EP Loaded In decision about 9.00 FILM Pitch Black danger. Reich Chancellery. Counts
Paradise funding Colin’s high (2000) 10.45 Some Girls Comedy 10.00 Daphne Drama 10.00 999: Critical
10.00 Family Guy stakes gamble. 11.15 FILM Alex Cross following teenagers starring Geraldine Condition
10.30 Family Guy 11.00 Wycliffe 11.55 The (2012) 1.20 The on a south London Somerville. 11.00 Sleeping With
11.00 Family Guy 11.30 Royal 12.45 Where The Professionals 2.15 The estate. 11.30pm-12.20am Daphne My Murderer 12.00 My
American Dad! 12.30-1.15am Heart Is 2.25-2.30am Protectors 2.40-3am 11.15 Some Girls 11.45pm- Du Maurier Talks To Lover, My Killer 1.00-2am
Don’t Hate The Playaz Unwind With ITV Unwind With ITV 12.45am Top Gear Wilfred De’Ath Evil Up Close
Sky 118 Virgin 115 Freesat 113 Sky 119 (not Ireland) Virgin 117 (Ireland 155) FSat 115 Sky 120 (not Ireland) Virgin 118 (Ireland 156) HD 107 Sky 115 (Scot 121/Wales 117/Ireland 169) HD 106 Sky 116 (Ireland 143) Virgin 108 (Scot/Wales Sky 128 (Scot 129/not Ireland) Virgin 126 Freesat 131
+ 1 Freeview 29 Sky 218 Virgin 315 Freesat 114 + 1 Freeview 59 Sky 219 Virgin 317 Freesat 116 FSat 117 + 1 F’view 89 Sky 220 Virgin 318 FSat 118 Virgin 107 (Scot/Wales 157/Not Ireland) Freesat 107 107/Ireland 150) Freesat 108 Freeview Scotland 24 + 1 Sky 228 (Scot 229) Virgin 326 Freesat 141
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MASTERCHEF NEW LOADED IN PARADISE 9pm THE BAD FOOT CLINIC 9pm
ZEALAND 7am W It’s the ITV2 As Faith wipes her tears Really Podiatrist Marion solves
grand finale of MasterChef New away with the gold card, her the mystery of Jonathan’s
Zealand, and the top two chefs bold move to swipe it from twisted toes, and gets
showcase their dream menu Kieran and Zoe’s clutches marathon runner Robert’s feet
over three courses. divides opinion. fit for his next race.
BACKSTAGE WITH THE HOME TOWN 10pm HGTV ALEX CROSS 11.15pm ITV4
LONDON PHILHARMONIC Ben and Erin show two large A homicide detective pursues an
ORCHESTRA 9pm Sky Arts houses to a civil engineer who’s assassin on a killing spree who
The programme follows moving to Laurel, Mississippi, leaves surreal clues to the
members of the brass section on both with enough room for an identity of his next victim. Crime
the morning of the performance. outdoor hot tub. thriller starring Tyler Perry.
1.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees Mattel boss Ruth Handler Cars 12.00 Chasing Classic
Secrets Of The Zoo: 2.00 Celebrity Animal and rocket scientist-turned- Cars 1.00 Texas Metal 2.00 Squad 2.00 999 Rescue
Tampa 5.00 Wicked Tuna: Encounters 2.30 Celebrity toy designer Jack Ryan. N EW Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Squad 3.00 999 Rescue
North V South 6.00 Animal Encounters Mighty Truckers 4.00 Squad 4.00 999 Rescue
Snakes In The City 7.00 3.00 Crikey! It’s The Irwins Shed And Buried 5.00 Squad 5.00 999 Rescue
Secrets Of The Zoo 8.00 4.00 My Cat From Hell Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Squad 6.00 999 Rescue
NEW EP Snakes In The 5.00 Lone Star Law HIGHTOWN 10pm Extreme RVs 7.00 Salvage Squad 7.00 999 Rescue
City: Uncharted 9.00 6.00 Tanked 7.00 Pit Bulls Alibi After discovering a Hunters: Classic Cars Squad 8.00 999 Rescue
NEW Legends Of Venom: & Parolees 8.00 Tiger lead on Sherry's murder, 8.00 Shed And Buried Squad 9.00 Abandoned
Hunters Of The Wild 10.00 Shark Beach 9.00 Isle Of Jackie becomes 9.00 Scrap Kings 10.00 Engineering 10.00
Ten Deadliest Snakes With Jaws: Blood Brothers determined to solve the Mighty Truckers 11.00 999 Rescue Squad 11.00
Nigel Marven 11.00 Snakes 10.00 Edge Of Alaska case. Meanwhile, Junior Extreme RVs 12.00-1am 999 Rescue Squad
In The City 12.00-1am 11pm-1am The Zoo finds himself trapped in a Shed And Buried 12.00-1am Anthony
When Sharks Attack Sky 162 (Ireland 178) Virgin 178 (Ireland 212) position he can't stomach. Sky 161 (Ireland 184) Virgin 180 (Ireland 164) Bourdain: Parts Unknown
Sky 165 Virgin 182 (Ireland 215) + 1 Sky 262 (Ireland 278) Virgin 378 + 1 Sky 261 (Ireland 288) Sky 166 Virgin 176 + 1 Sky 266 Virgin 376
Comedy Central NOW Sky Comedy NOW Sky Documentaries NOW Sky Crime NOW Sky History NOW Sky Nature NOW
9am Michael McIntyre’s 9.30am The Conners 8am The Directors 9.00 10am The Force: Manchester 9am Ancient Aliens 10.00 8am Mysteries Of The
Easter Night At The 10.00 Curb Your Urban Secrets 9.55 The 11.00 Murder Next Door Egypt’s Unexplained Files Mekong 9.00 The Wadden
Coliseum 10.00 Impractical Enthusiasm 11.35 Silicon Civil War 11.00 Shaq 12.00 12.00 Killing Mum And Dad 11.00 World’s Greatest Sea 10.00 Wild Family
Jokers 11.00 Home Valley 12.50 House Of Lies FILM Hitsville: The Making 1.00 Forensics: Catching Treasure Mysteries 12.00 Ties 11.00 Shark Squad
Improvement 12.00 Last 2.00 Curb Your Of Motown (2019) 2.00 The Killer 2.00 Killer In My World’s Greatest Treasure 12.00 Malawi Wildlife
Man Standing 1.00 Friends Enthusiasm 3.20 Silicon FILM All That Breathes Village 3.00 World’s Most Mysteries 1.00 Pawn Stars Rescue 1.00 Monkey Life
9.00 Michael McIntyre’s Valley 4.30 Run 5.00 The (2022) 4.00 The Directors Evil Killers 4.00 Britain’s 2.00 Storage Wars 3.00 2.00 Mysteries Of The
Easter Night At The Conners 6.00 The US Office 5.00 Discovering: James Most Evil Killers 5.00 Digging For Britain 5.00 Mekong 3.00 The Wadden
Coliseum 10.00 Dara O 7.00 Young Rock 8.00 Will Coburn 6.00 Urban Forensics: Catching The Pawn Stars 6.00 American Sea 4.00 Wild Family Ties
Briain Talks Funny: Live In & Grace 9.00 Insecure 9.40 Secrets 6.55 The Civil War Killer 6.00 Killing Mum And Pickers 7.00 Forged In Fire 5.00 Shark Squad 6.00
London 11.05 Out Of Order Insecure 10.15 Curb Your 8.00 Shaq 9.00 Barbie Dad 7.00 World’s Most 8.00 NEW EP Bermuda Malawi Wildlife Rescue
12.05 Rhod Gilbert’s Enthusiasm 11.00 NEW Uncovered 11.00 To End Evil Killers 8.00 Britain’s Triangle: Into Cursed 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00
Growing Pains 1.05 Andy EP The Tonight Show All War: Oppenheimer Most Evil Killers 9.00 Waters 9.00 NEW EP The Alien Abyss 9.00 Arctic
Parsons : Live & Unleashed: Starring Jimmy Fallon And The Atomic Bomb NEW EP Murder Uncut Curse Of Oak Island 10.00 From Above 10.00 Malawi
But Naturally Cautious 12.00 Veep 1.15 Barry 2.35 12.50 A Revolution On 10.00 The Real Manhunter NEW EP Truthseekers Wildlife Rescue 11.00
2.05-3.05am Dara O Briain Wellington Paranormal Canvas 2.40 My Icon: Stef 11.00-12midnight 11.00 Haunted Hospitals Shark Squad 12.00 The
Talks Funny: Live In London 3.05 Silicon Valley Reid 3.00-5am Icahn: World’s Most Evil Killers 12.00-2am Pawn Stars Big Dry 1.00-2am Tales
Sky 112 (Wales 113) Virgin 132 (Ireland 127) EE 360 3.45-5am House Of Lies The Restless Billionaire Sky 122 (Scot 123) Virgin 121 (Ireland 119) Sky 123 (Scot 124) Virgin 131 (Ireland 216) From Zambia
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9am Air Crash Investigation 8am Building Off The Grid 10am Accident, Suicide Or 6am NCIS: Los Angeles 6am Most Haunted 10am Faking It: Tears Of A
10.00 WW2: Hell Under The 9.00 Alaska: Battle On The Murder? 11.00 Killer In Plain 7.00 DC’s Legends Of 7.00 Most Haunted 8.00 Crime 11.00 Murder Comes
Sea 11.00 Lost Treasures Bay 10.00 Junkyard Sight 12.00 Meet, Marry, Tomorrow 8.00 Supergirl Teleshopping 11.00 Merlin To Town 12.00 Murder
Of The Maya 12.00 Car Empire 11.00 Wheeler Murder 1.00 Cruise Ship 9.00 Stargate Atlantis 12.00 Star Trek: Voyager Comes To Town 1.00 Til
S.O.S 1.00 Inside Sydney Dealers 1.00 Extreme Killers 2.00 Killer Town 11.00 NCIS: New Orleans 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Death Do Us Part 3.00
Airport 2.00 Air Crash Engineering 2.00 Building 3.00 Somebody’s Hiding 12.00 Supergirl 1.00 Generation 2.00 Star Diabolical: Deadly Love
Investigation 3.00 Lost Off The Grid 3.00 Blowing Something 4.00 Nightmare MacGyver 2.00 MacGyver Trek: The Next Generation 4.00 Diabolical: Deadly
Beasts Unearthed 4.00 Up History 4.00 Alaska: In Suburbia 5.00 Homicide 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 3.00 Merlin 4.00 Stargate Love 5.00 Reasonable
Nazi Megastructures 5.00 Homestead Rescue 6.00 Hunter 6.00 The First 48 S.W.A.T 5.00 DC’s Legends SG-1 5.00 Star Trek: Doubt 6.00 Married To
Car S.O.S 6.00 Seconds Junkyard Empire 7.00 8.00 NEW EP Accident, Of Tomorrow 6.00 Voyager 6.00 Star Trek: Evil 7.00 Disappeared
From Disaster 7.00 Air Wheeler Dealers 8.00 Suicide Or Murder? 9.00 Stargate Atlantis 8.00 The Next Generation 8.00 Evil Lives Here 9.00
Crash Investigation 8.00 Blowing Up History 9.00 Murdered By My Husband: There’s Something About 8.00 Stargate Universe In Pursuit With John Walsh
Car S.O.S 11.00 Air Crash NEW EP Gold Divers The Hollie Kerrell Movies 9.00 S.W.A.T 9.00 FILM PREMIERE 10.00 American Detective
Investigation 12.00 Airport 10.00 Street Cops UK Story 10.00 Witness To 10.00 Fantasy Football America Is Sinking With Lt Joe Kenda 11.00
Security: Rome 1.00 11.00 NASA’s Unexplained Murder: Digital Evidence League 10.35 Inside (2023) 11.00 Grimm American Detective With
America’s Hardest Prisons Files 12.00 Gold Divers 11.00-12midnight Christopher Nolan's 12.00 Merlin 1.00 FILM Lt Joe Kenda 12.00-2am
2.00-2.30am Bid & Destroy 2.00-3am Street Cops UK Homicide Hunter Oppenheimer 11.10pm- The Fog (1980) 3.00-4am Web Of Lies
Sky 129 (Scot 130) Virgin 183 (Ireland 214) Sky 125 (Scot 126) Virgin 177 (Ireland 208) EE 325 Sky 156 Virgin 133 (Ireland 219) 12.05am Road Wars Stargate Universe Sky 154 Virgin 166 (Ireland 173)
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Sky Main Event NOW Sky Premier League NOW Sky Football NOW Sky Premiere NOW NOW Film4 14 Talking Pictures 82
6am Sky Sports News 7.00 8am PL Best Goals 9.00 PL 8.45am EFL Greatest Games 9.35am Teenage Mutant 11am The Great Escape 6am Burke’s Law 7.00 The
Good Morning Sports Fans 100 Club 10.00 Football 10.00 Championship Retro Ninja Turtles: Mutant (1963) 2.30 It Came From Mill On The Floss (1936)
10.00 The Football Show Show 12.00 Gary Neville’s 12.00 EFL Goals 12.30 EFL Mayhem (2023) 11.20 Beneath The Sea (1954) 8.30 Hammer The Toff
11.00 The Football Show Soccerbox 1.00 PL Years Highlights 1.00 WSL 1.30 Gran Turismo (2023) 1.35 Monster adventure (1952) 10.00 Together
12.00 Lunchtime 1.00 3.00 PL Greatest Games EFL Highlights 3.30 WSL The Flash (2023) 4.00 starring Kenneth Tobey. 10.30 The Buccaneers
Lunchtime 2.00 LIVE 4.00 PL Best Goals 5.00 PL 4.00 EFL Highlights 6.00 Ferrari (2023) 6.15 4.05 True Grit (1969) 11.05 Mr Hulot’s Holiday
Indian Premier League 100 Club 6.00 PL Legends Swpl Sky Sports Cup Final Teenage Mutant Ninja Western starring John (1953) 12.50 Hell Drivers
Sunrisers Hyderabad v 7.00 PL Stories 7.30 PL 100: Highlights 6.30 EFL Goals Turtles: Mutant Mayhem Wayne. 6.40 The Day (1957) 3.00 Saddle Up
Mumbai Indians. From Darren Bent 8.00 Gary 7.00 EFL Highlights (2023) 8.00 The After Tomorrow (2004) 3.05 The Adventures Of
Rajiv Gandhi International Neville’s Soccerbox 9.00 8.00 WSL 9.00 Swpl Sky Beekeeper (2024) 10.00 Disaster thriller starring Bullwhip Griffin (1967)
Gran Turismo (2023) Jake Gyllenhaal and 5.15 Saddle Up 5.20
Stadium. 6.00 LIVE Tennis PL Stories 9.30 PL 100: Sports Cup Final Highlights 12.20 Breaking (2022) Johnny Ringo 5.50
The Miami Open presented Peter Schmeichel 10.00 PL 9.30 EFL Highlights Dennis Quaid. 9.00 Our
2.10 Carmen (2022) Ladies (2019) Comedy Bonanza 6.50 Dick
by Itaú. 3.00-6am Sky Icons 10.30 PL Retro 10.30 EFL Goals 11pm-1am 4.10-6.05am Golda (2023) Powell’s Zane Grey
Sports News 12.30-1am PL Icons EFL Greatest Games drama starring Abigail
Sky 301 Virgin 401 (Ireland 301) EE 501 Lawrie. 11.10 The Festival Theatre 7.20 Dixon Of
Sky 401 Virgin 501 (Ireland 401) Sky 402 Virgin 502 (Ireland 402) Sky 403 Virgin 503 (Ireland 403) Dock Green 8.00 Public
(2018) 1.10-3.30am
Sky Originals NOW Baywatch (2017)
Eye 9.05 Gideon’s Way
10.05 Dead Man Out
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Monster Family 2 (2021) Dwayne Johnson. starring Danny Glover.
10.00 Book Of Love Sky 313 Virgin 428 (Ireland 318) Freesat 300 11.45 The Heart Surgeon
(2021) 12.00 Mona Lisa + 1 Freeview 47 Sky 314 (1997) Drama, starring
And The Blood Moon Virgin 430 (Ireland 524) Freesat 301
Nigel Havers. 2.10 The
(2021) 2.00 A Good Blockhouse (1973) 4.00
1.15pm 8pm 11.30pm Person (2023) 4.15
The Beekeeper (2024)
GREAT! Movies 34 Variety Jubilee (1943)
9am Watching Over You 5.50-6am Look At Life
6.15 The Last Rifleman
(2022) 8.00 May (2018) 11.00 Willed To Kill Sky 328 Virgin 445 Freesat 306
(2012) 12.55 Killer Ending
Sky Golf NOW Sky Cricket NOW TNT Sports 1 December (2023) Drama
starring Natalie Portman. (2018) Thriller starring GREAT! Action 42
1pm Players Championship 6am IPL 10.10 The Fletcher 12.30pm The Edge 2.00 10.10pm-12.10am Marlowe Emmanuelle Vaugier. 3.00 8am Wild West Chronicles
Official Film 2.00 PGA Years 10.35 Pushing VNL 3.30 VNL Highlights (2023) Crime thriller The Terrorist Next Door 9.00 Stranded (2001)
Champs Official Film 2014 Boundaries 11.00 IPL 12.00 4.00 Badminton Weekly starring Liam Neeson. (2008) Fact-based drama Thriller starring Michael
3.00 US Open Official Films Secrets Of Success: Judy 4.15 The Rugby Review starring Kathleen Dudikoff. 10.50 War
Sky 304 Virgin 404 (Ireland 304) EE 504
4.00 The Open Films: Murray 12.55 IPL 1.50 LIVE 5.00 WWE SmackDown Robertson. 4.55 The Good Machines 12.00 Wild West
Sister (2014) Thriller,
Mickelson 2013 5.00 PGA
Tour 6.00 PGA Tour
Indian Premier League
6.00 Secrets Of Success
Highlights 6.00 WWE Raw
Highlights 7.00 MotoGP
Sky Animation NOW starring Sonya Walger.
Chronicles 1.00 Coroner
Creek (1948) Western
Champions 7.00 PGA Tour: 6.25 Best Of England V Highlights 8.00 LIVE 1.05pm Batman Unlimited: 6.45 Young Guns II: Blaze starring Randolph Scott.
The Cut 7.30 European India 6.45 Best Of ICC UEFA Women’s Champions Animal Instincts (2015) Of Glory (1990) 9.00 16 3.00 Ambush At
Challenge Tour 8.00 DP WT20 7.00 IPL 9.00 League 10.00 The Edge 2.30 Moomins And The Blocks (2006) Thriller Tomahawk Gap (1953)
Winter Wonderland (2017) starring Bruce Willis. 11.10 Western with John Hodiak.
World Tour 9.00 PGA Tour Secrets Of Success: Judy 11.30 LIVE NBA 4.30
4.00 Hotel Transylvania Basic (2003) 1.15-3.30am 4.35 The Panzer 5.30
10.00 Pga Tour: Arnold Murray 10.00 IPL 4.10 The TNT Sports Reload Personal Shopper (2016)
(2012) 5.40 Cloudy With Suicide Mission (1956)
Palmer Special 11.00- Fletcher Years 4.35 Pushing 5.00-6am FIA Formula E A Chance Of Meatballs Drama starring Leif Larsen
Sky 321 Virgin 425
11.30pm PGA Tour: The Cut Boundaries 5.00-6am IPL Preview Show (2009) 7.20 Cloudy With + 1 Sky 322 and Palmar Bjornoy. 7.05
Sky 405 Virgin 505 (Ireland 405) Sky 404 Virgin 504 (Ireland 404) Sky 410 Virgin 527 (Ireland 442) EE 408 A Chance Of Meatballs 2 NYC: Tornado Terror
(2013) 9.00 Justin And The Sky Hits NOW (2008) Thriller with Nicole
TNT Sports 2 TNT Sports 3 Viaplay Sports 1 Knights Of Valour (2013)
10.40-11.55pm Lego 9.50am The Hunger
de Boer. 9.00 Death Rides
A Horse (1967) Western
9.30am MotoGP 2.00 FIM 6am Fishing: On The Bank 10am URC In 60 11.00 Batman: The Movie: DC Games: Mockingjay: Part 1 with Lee Van Cleef. 11.20
X-Trial World Championship 7.00 AFL 9.00 AFL 11.00 NASCAR Highlights 12.00 Super Heroes Unite (2013) (2014) 11.55 Mission: Saints And Soldiers
3.00 MotoGP Rewind 3.15 AFL 1.00 AFL 3.00 AFL NHL Ice Hockey 2.00 Impossible: Dead (2003) WWII adventure
Sky 305 Virgin 412 (Ireland 312) EE 500
Liberty A-League Women 5.00 AFL 7.00 AFL West LaLiga News 2.30 URC In Reckoning Part One starring Corbin Allred. 1.15
(2023) 2.40 Dungeons &
Highlights 3.45 The FA
Futsal Women’s Super
Coast Eagles v GWS Giants.
9.00 Ultimate Pool 10.30
60 3.30 NHL Ice Hockey
5.30 Sporting Greats 6.00
Sky Family NOW Dragons: Honour Among
The International (2009)
Action thriller starring
Series 5.45 LIVE Women’s Fishing: On The Bank 11.30 Asian Golf Tour Highlights 10.10am Lyle, Lyle, Thieves (2023) 5.00 The Clive Owen. 3.45-4.50am
Champions League 7.45 Premier League Stories 7.00 Sporting Countdowns Crocodile (2022) 12.10 Lord Of The Rings: The The Heroes Of WW2
The Karate Kid (1984) Fellowship Of The Ring
Reload 8.15 The Rugby 12.00 UEFA Women’s 7.30 LaLiga World 8.00 (2001) 8.00 Polite Society
Sky 323 Virgin 426 + 1 Sky 324
2.25 Nancy Drew And The
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Highlights 10.00 MotoGP The WRC Magazine 2.30 Transworld Sport 10.00 Top
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Highlights 11.00 FIM X-Trial TNT Sports Reload 3.00 14 Rugby Union 10.30 URC (2009) 5.55 Spy Kids 3-D: Part 1 (2014) 12.05- 8am Valentine’s Again
World Championship Badminton 5.00-6am In 60 11.30pm-2.30am Game Over (2003) 7.35 2.25am Ferrari (2023) (2017) 10.00 A
12.00-3am UFC WSL: Inside Pro Surfing LIVE NHL Ice Hockey The Karate Kid Part II Sky 303 Virgin 403 (Ireland 303) EE 503 Honeymoon To
Sky 411 Virgin 528 (Ireland 443) EE 409 Sky 417 Virgin 529 (Ireland 444) EE 410 Sky 419 Virgin 551 (1986) 9.40 A Tiger’s Tail Remember (2021) 12.00
(2014) 11.15 Johnny
English (2003) 1.00 Hotel Movies 24 Truly, Madly, Sweetly
(2018) 2.00 Inspiring Love
Sky Sports Mix Eurosport 1 Eurosport 2 For Dogs (2009) 2.55 A 7am Song & Story: (2023) 4.00 Love, Take
6am How The 2014 ICC 6am World Superbikes 11am Curling World Monster Calls (2016) 4.55- Amazing Grace (2021) Two (2019) 6.00 I Married
World T20 Was Won 8.00 7.00 Cycling 9.00 Snooker Championships 12.00 6.35am Big Fat Liar (2002) 9.00 Two Tickets To Who? (2012) 8.00 Wish
PGA Tour Golf 9.00 DP 11.00 Cycling 1.15 LIVE Snooker 2.00 Australian Sky 306 Virgin 406 (Ireland 306) EE 506 Paradise (2022) 11.00 Upon A Wedding (2023)
World Tour Golf 10.00 Cycling: Across Flanders Superbikes 3.00 FIA World Caribbean Summer Romance starring Kabby
Premier League Darts 2.00 4.00 Olympic Games Endurance Championship Sky Action (2022) 1.00 The Blessing Borders. 10.00 The
Bracelet (2023) 3.00 The Irresistible Blueberry
F1 3.00 Indycar 4.00 F1 4.15 Cycling 5.15 Olympic 4.00 Alpine Skiing 6.00 1.30am Power Rangers Gift Of Peace (2022) 5.00 Farm (2016) Drama
6.15 World Club Challenge Games 6.00 Olympic Hall Of Fame: Tokyo 2020 (2017) 3.40 Suicide Squad A Nashville Legacy (2023) starring Alison Sweeney.
7.15 NFL Highlights 8.15 Games 6.10 Cycling 7.00 Discovery Golf (2016) 5.50 Looper (2012) 7.00 A Royal Makeover 12.05 Love’s Sweet Recipe
Super Bowl LVIII 8.30 NFL 6.30 The Cycling Show 7.30 The Cycling Show 8.00 The Mummy (1999) (2023) 9.00 The Wedding (2021) Romantic drama,
Bitesize 9.00 PGA Tour 7.00 Cycling: Across 8.00 Curling World 10.10 Escape Plan (2013) Fix (2022) 11.00 May The starring Megan Hutchings.
Golf 10.00 PGA Tour Flanders 8.00 SailGP Championships 9.00 12.10 White Elephant Best Wedding Win (2023) 2.00 Highway To Heaven
Champions 11.00 ICC Men’s 9.00 Freestyle Skiing Cycling: Across Flanders (2022) 1.50-4.20am 13 1.00 Moriah’s Lighthouse 3.10-4.50am Love
T20 World Cup 12.00-2am 11.00 Cycling: Across 10.00 Cycling 11.00 SailGP Hours: The Secret Soldiers (2022) 3.00-5am At First Dance (2018)
Fight Night International Flanders 12.00-1am Cycling 12.00-1am Snowboarding Of Benghazi (2016) Planning For Joy (2022) Sky 319 Virgin 424
Sky 416 (Ireland 425) Virgin 510 (Ireland 409) Sky 413 Virgin 521 (Ireland 413) Sky 414 Virgin 522 (Ireland 414) Sky 307 Virgin 407 (Ireland 311) EE 507 Sky 325 Virgin 419 + 1 Sky 326 Virgin 420 + 1 Freeview 63 Sky 320
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8pm Dragons’ Den 9pm Bruce Lee: A Life in Ten Pictures 3pm Winning Combination 8pm The Dog House
More entrepreneurs face the Dragons Exploring the actor and martial artist’s life Omid Djalili hosts the quiz show Biker Dean meets a miniature pinscher
REGIONAL BBC1 WALES: 11.30pm-12.15am Wreck S4C: 6am Cyw 12.00 Newyddion S4C A’r Tywydd 12.05 Ffasiwn Drefn 12.30 Heno 1.00 Arfordir Cymru: Sir Benfro 1.30 Adre: Catrin Williams 2.00 Newyddion S4C A’r
Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C A’r Tywydd 3.05 Tir Cymru 4.00 Awr Fawr: Sali Mali 4.05 Bendibwmbwls 4.15 Digbi Draig 4.30 Pentre Papur Pop 4.40 Deian A Loli 5.00 Stwnsh: Oi! Osgar
VARIATIONS 5.10 Byd Rwtsh Dai Potsh 5.20 Lego Ffrindiau: Amdani Ferched! 5.35 Pigo Dy Drwyn 6.00 Pobol Y Penwythnos 6.30 Port Talbot: Diwedd Y Dur? 6.57 Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion S4C A’r
Tywydd 8.00 Pobol Y Cwm 8.25 Rownd A Rownd 8.55 Newyddion S4C A’r Tywydd 9.00 Pawb A’i Farn 10.00 Tanwen Ac Ollie 10.15 Llanw 11.15-11.35pm Wil Ac Aeron: Taith Rwmania
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BIG MOOD COMEDY 10pm C4 You might
need to brush up on pop culture before
diving into this funny, fresh – and at
times emotional – new comedy about
a pair of millennial best friends. The six-
part series is packed full of references
from the off (if you don’t know the
8pm Somerset: Wonder Of The West
Country Meeting Terry and his donkeys Adele Dazeem incident, Google it), as
we meet Maggie (Nicola Coughlan, left)
Channel 5
and Eddie (Lydia West). They’re just
about making their way through life, one
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HD: Freeview 105 Sky 105 Virgin 105 FreeSat 105 friendship and shenanigans, there’s
something more, as they’re dealing with
6.00 Milkshake! (HD)
the complexities of Maggie’s bipolar
9.15 Jeremy Vine (S,HD)
disorder. In the opening episode, the
11.15 Storm Huntley (S,HD)
pair visit Maggie’s old school, where she
12.45 Alexis Conran & Friends
comes face to face with her crush – her
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Pretty much everything… HHHHH
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FI LM Thriller with Lexi Minetree.
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4.00 Bargain-Loving
Brits In The Sun (S,HD)
5.00 5 News At 5 (S,HD)
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REAL LIFE 9pm C5
NEW SLICED SITCOM 10pm
BBC3 Previously
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Now a proud parent of Sunday, selling Mimmo’s porchetta
baguettes elsewhere. She’s so
Bowker – based the series on
his own teen experiences as a
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WE’VE BEEN THROUGH IT SAFE HAVEN 8pm BBC3 DEATH ON THE NILE 8pm
ALL 2.30pm HGTV From the A woman trying to make a fresh BBC4 Hercule Poirot
casting tape that started it all, to start in a coastal town realises investigates the murder of an
Tarek’s cancer scare to the birth she must confront the dark past unpopular heiress on board a
of a child, Tarek El Moussa and she is running from. Romantic paddle steamer in Egypt.
Christina Hall share their story. NEW drama with Julianne Hough. Mystery starring Peter Ustinov.
Comedy Central NOW Sky Comedy NOW Sky Documentaries NOW Sky Crime NOW Sky History NOW Sky Nature NOW
8am Most Ridiculous 9.00 8am Young Rock 9.00 The 6am The Nineties 7.00 12noon Killing Mum And 6am Storage Wars 7.00 9am The Wadden Sea
Guessable? 10.00 Conners 9.50 Run 10.20 Discovering: Dean Martin Dad 1.00 Forensics: Pawn Stars 9.00 Bermuda 10.00 Wild Family Ties
Impractical Jokers 11.00 Curb Your Enthusiasm 8.00 The Directors 9.00 Catching The Killer 2.00 Triangle: Into Cursed 11.00 Shark Squad 12.00
Home Improvement 12.00 11.40 Silicon Valley 12.50 Urban Secrets 9.55 The Killer In My Village 3.00 Waters 10.00 Egypt’s Malawi Wildlife Rescue
Last Man Standing 1.00 House Of Lies 2.00 Curb Civil War 11.00 Shaq 12.00 World’s Most Evil Killers Unexplained Files 11.00 1.00 Monkey Life 2.00
Friends 8.00 Friends 8.30 Your Enthusiasm 3.20 FILM Man On Wire 4.00 Britain’s Most Evil World’s Greatest Treasure Mysteries Of The Mekong
Friends 9.00 FILM The Silicon Valley 4.30 Run (2008) 2.00 FILM Dave Killers 5.00 Forensics: Mysteries 1.00 Pawn Stars 3.00 The Wadden Sea
Breakfast Club (1985) 5.00 The Conners 6.00 Not Coming Back (2020) Catching The Killer 6.00 2.00 Storage Wars 3.00 4.00 Wild Family Ties
11.00 FILM Richard Pryor: The US Office 7.00 Young 4.00 The Directors 5.00 Killing Mum And Dad 7.00 Digging For Britain 5.00 5.00 Shark Squad 6.00
Here And Now (1983) 1.00 Rock 8.00 Will & Grace Discovering: Dean Martin World’s Most Evil Killers Pawn Stars 6.00 American Malawi Wildlife Rescue
Rhod Gilbert’s Growing 9.00 Sex And The City 6.00 Urban Secrets 6.55 8.00 Britain’s Most Evil Pickers 7.00 Forged In 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00
Pains 2.00 Nigel Ng: The 9.35 Sex And The City The Civil War 8.00 Shaq Killers 9.00 Wrongly Fire 8.00 NEW EP Wild Birds Of Australia
Haiyaa Special 3.00 Most 10.15 Ricky Gervais: Fame 9.00 FILM Bobby (2016) Released: Free To Kill Swamp People 9.00 NEW 9.00 Tales From Zambia
Ridiculous Teenage Kicks 11.45 The Tonight Show 11.00 FILM The Slow 10.00 Forensics: Catching EP Forged In Fire 10.00 10.00 Malawi Wildlife
3.25 Most Ridiculous: On Starring Jimmy Fallon Hustle (2021) 12.50 Pelosi The Killer 11.00 World’s Forged In Fire 12.00 Pawn Rescue 11.00 Shark Squad
Ice 3.45-4.10am NEW EP 12.45 Girls 2.00 Hung 3.10 In The House 3.00-5am Most Evil Killers 12.00-1am Stars 2.00-3am WWII 12.00 Hope For Wildlife
The Daily Show Silicon Valley 3.50-5am FILM My So-Called High Killer In My Village Battles In Colour 1.00-2am David
Sky 112 (Wales 113) Virgin 132 (Ireland 127) EE 360 House Of Lies School Rank (2022) Sky 122 (Scot 123) Virgin 121 (Ireland 119) Sky 123 (Scot 124) Virgin 131 (Ireland 216) Attenborough’s Wild City
+ 1 Sky 212 (Wales 213) Virgin 332 (Ireland 527) Sky 114 (Wales 115) Virgin 112 (Ireland 118) EE 362 Sky 121 (Scot 122) Virgin 188 (Ireland 122) EE 367 EE 364 + 1 Sky 222 (Scot 223) Virgin 321 EE 368 + 1 Sky 223 (Scot 224) Virgin 331 Sky 124 (Scot 125) Virgin 189 (Ireland 121) EE 369
National Geographic NOW Discovery NOW C&I Sky Max NOW Sky Sci-Fi NOW ID
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Inside Sydney Airport Off The Grid 9.00 Alaska: 1.00 Cruise Ship Killers Tomorrow 8.00 Supergirl Teleshopping 11.00 Merlin Love 12.00 Diabolical:
2.00 Air Crash Battle On The Bay 10.00 2.00 Killer Town 3.00 9.00 Stargate Atlantis 12.00 Star Trek: Voyager Deadly Love 1.00 Murder
Investigation 3.00 Buried Junkyard Empire 11.00 Somebody’s Hiding 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Star Trek: The Next Calls 2.00 Murder Calls
Secrets Of The Gold Rush: Wheeler Dealers 1.00 Something 4.00 12.00 Supergirl 1.00 Generation 2.00 Star Trek: 3.00 Valley Of The
Drain The Oceans 4.00 Building Off The Grid 3.00 Nightmare In Suburbia MacGyver 2.00 MacGyver The Next Generation 3.00 Damned 4.00 Valley Of
Nazi Megastructures 5.00 Blowing Up History 4.00 5.00 Homicide Hunter 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 Merlin 4.00 Stargate SG-1 The Damned 5.00
Car S.O.S 6.00 Seconds Alaska: Homestead 6.00 The First 48 8.00 4.00 S.W.A.T 5.00 DC’s 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager Reasonable Doubt 6.00
From Disaster 7.00 Air Rescue 6.00 Junkyard NEW EP Accident, Legends Of Tomorrow 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Married To Evil 7.00
Crash Investigation 8.00 Empire 7.00 Wheeler Suicide Or Murder? 9.00 6.00 Stargate Atlantis Generation 7.00 Star Trek: Disappeared 8.00 Evil
NEW EP Car S.O.S 9.00 Dealers 8.00 Blowing Up NEW EP The First 48 7.00 Stargate Atlantis The Next Generation 8.00 Lives Here 9.00 Evil
Mystery Of MH370: Drain History 9.00 NEW Naked Presents: Critical Minutes 8.00 An Idiot Abroad 2 Stargate Universe 9.00 Talks: Chilling Confessions
The Oceans 10.00 Drain And Afraid 11.00 NASA’s 10.00 NEW EP 9.00 Rob Beckett’s Smart FILM The Fog (1980) 10.00 The Crimes That
Alcatraz 11.00 Air Crash Unexplained Files 12.00 Interrogation Raw 11.00 TV 9.45 A Discovery Of 11.00 Grimm 12.00 Merlin Changed Us 11.00 Bride
Investigation 12.00-1am Gold Divers 1.00-3am Homicide Hunter 12.00- Witches 10.45 Entourage 1.00 FILM The Lost Killa 12.00-2am Calls
Airport Security: Rome Naked And Afraid 1am Cruise Ship Killers 11.25 Entourage 12am-1am Future (2010) 3.00-4am From The Inside
Sky 129 (Scot 130) Virgin 183 (Ireland 214) Sky 125 (Scot 126) Virgin 177 (Ireland 208) EE 325 Sky 156 Virgin 133 (Ireland 219) The Force: Manchester Stargate Universe Sky 154 Virgin 166 (Ireland 173)
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Sport Films Freeview films
Sky Main Event NOW Sky Premier League NOW Sky Football NOW Sky Premiere NOW NOW Film4 14 Talking Pictures 82
6am Sky Sports News 9am PL 100 Club 10.00 The 10am Championship Retro 6.05am The Cinema List: 11am The Karate Kid Part 6am The Larkins 6.40
7.00 Good Morning Sports Football Show 12.00 12.00 EFL Highlights 12.30 Women Authors (2024) II (1986) 1.15 Muppets Salisbury Hall: The Ghost
Fans 7.30 LIVE DP World Soccerbox 1.00 PL Years EFL Goals 1.00 EFL Highlights 6.20 Jules (2023) 8.05 From Space (1999) 3.00 Of Nell Gwyn 6.55 Hide
Tour Golf 12.30 LIVE PGA 3.00 PL Greatest Games 2.30 EFL Goals 3.00 EFL L’immensità (2022) 10.00 Carry On Regardless And Seek (1964) 8.45
Tour Golf 2.00 LIVE Indian 4.00 PL Best Goals 09/10 Highlights 4.30 EFL Goals Carmen (2022) 12.05 (1961) 4.50 Lemony Look At Life 9.00 Law Of
Premier League 6.00 5.00 PL 100 Club 6.00 PL 5.00 EFL Highlights 6.00 Ferrari (2023) 2.20 Gran Snicket’s A Series Of The Plainsman 9.30 Date
Sky Sports News At 6 7.00 Legends 7.00 PL: The Big Bundesliga 6.30 Women’s Turismo (2023) 4.40 Jules Unfortunate Events With Disaster (1957) 10.45
LIVE Premier League Interview 7.30 PL Stories Championship Show 7.00 (2023) 6.15 Teenage (2004) 6.55 The Day Abandon Ship (1957)
Darts Coverage of the ninth 8.00 Soccerbox 9.00 PL: EFL 8.30 EFL Goals 9.00 Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Earth Stood Still 12.40 A Chance To Learn
Mutant Mayhem (2023) (2008) 9.00 Stand By Me 1.05 Walk East On Beacon!
night of the tournament at The Big Interview 9.30 PL Bundesliga 9.30 Women’s (1952) 3.00 Crown Court
8.00 Gran Turismo (2023) (1986) Coming-of-age
SSE Arena in Belfast. 11.00 Stories 10.00 PL Icons Championship Show 10.00 10.20 Ferrari (2023) 4.30 Green For Danger
LIVE Tennis The Miami 10.30 PL Retro 12.30 PL EFL Highlights 11.00 EFL drama with River Phoenix.
12.35-2.25am The 10.45 Trainspotting (1996) (1946) 6.15 Cavalcade Of
Open presented by Itau. Icons 1.00 PL Years 3.00- Greatest Games 12.00- Beekeeper (2024) Variety (1940) 7.30 Time
3.00-6am Sky Sports News 4am PL Greatest Games 3.30am SPFL Greatest Games Drama starring Ewan
Sky 301 Virgin 401 (Ireland 301) EE 501 McGregor. 12.35 Bad To Remember Key events
Sky 401 Virgin 501 (Ireland 401) Sky 402 Virgin 502 (Ireland 402) Sky 403 Virgin 503 (Ireland 403) from 1943 and 1944.
Teacher (2011) 2.20-
Sky Originals NOW 4am The Naked Gun:
Narrated by William
Bendix. 8.00 The Brothers
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6.15am Old Henry (2021) From The Files Of 9.05 Van Der Valk 10.10
8.10 Breaking News In Police Squad! (1988) Waking The Dead 12.15
Yuba County (2021) Sky 313 Virgin 428 (Ireland 318) Freesat 300 Look At Life 12.30 Sex
10.00 Marlowe (2023) + 1 Freeview 47 Sky 314 Education 1.00 Spearhead
12.00 The Last Rifleman Virgin 430 (Ireland 524) Freesat 301
2.00 The Wimbledon
(2022) 1.55 May Poisoner 4.30 The
7.30am 5.45pm 7pm December (2023) 3.55
After Yang (2022) 5.45
GREAT! Movies 34 Hangman Waits (1947)
Ferrari (2023) 8.00 Red 9am Accusations And Lies 5.45-6am Look At Life
Right Hand (2023) Thriller (2019) 11.00 Evil Nanny Sky 328 Virgin 445 Freesat 306
(2016) 12.50 Dear Diary, I
Sky Golf NOW Sky Cricket NOW TNT Sports 1 starring Orlando Bloom
and Andie MacDowell. Died (2016) Thriller GREAT! Action 42
7.30am LIVE DP World 6am IPL 10.10 The Fletcher 8.30am LIVE AFL 11.30 9.55 Simulant (2023) starring Katherine Kelly 8.10am Wild West
Tour Golf 12.30 LIVE Years 10.35 Pushing The Edge 1.00 Fishing 2.00 11.40pm-1.20am Lang. 2.40 Alleged Chronicles 9.10 Suicide
PGA Tour Golf 11.00 PGA Boundaries 11.00 IPL 12.00 FIM X-Trial 3.00 MotoGP Black Site (2022) Abduction (2019) Mission (1956) 10.45 The
Tour Champions Learning Secrets Of Success: Sir Ian 4.00 MotoE 4.30 MotoGP Mystery starring Michelle Luftwaffe 12.00 Wild
Sky 304 Virgin 404 (Ireland 304) EE 504
Centre 11.30 European McGeechan 12.55 IPL 1.50 4.45 Badminton 5.00 NBA Mylett. 4.30 Killing Your West Chronicles 1.00
Daughter (2019) 6.20
Challenge Tour Golf
12.00 The Players
LIVE Indian Premier
League 6.00 Secrets Of
5.30 Ligue 1 6.00 Test Cricket
8.00 LIVE Women’s
Sky Animation NOW Total Recall (2012) 9.00
Massacre Canyon (1954)
2.25 The Warrant (2020)
Championship Official Film Success 6.30 Talking Champions League 10.00 11.10am Marcel The Shell Predators (2010) Sci-fi Drama starring Neal
1.00 DP World Tour Golf Cricket: Sachin Tendulkar PL: The Big Interview 10.30 With Shoes On (2022) thriller sequel starring McDonough. 4.20 Wild
2.00 PGA Tour Champions 7.00 IPL 9.00 Secrets Of Women’s T20 International 12.45 Paws Of Fury: The Adrien Brody. 11.15 West Chronicles 4.50
Disturbing The Peace Breaker Morant (1980)
Learning Centre 2.30 DP Success: Sir Ian McGeechan Cricket 11.30 LIVE Women’s Legend Of Hank (2022)
2.25 Hotel Transylvania (2020) 1.05-3.30am A Fact-based drama starring
World Tour Golf 3.30 10.00 IPL 4.10 Talking International T20 Cricket
(2012) 4.00 Hotel Bronx Tale (1993) Edward Woodward. 7.10
School Of Golf 4.00-5am Cricket: Sachin Tendulkar 3.45 Cricket 4.30 MotoE Transylvania 2 (2015) 10.0 Earthquake (2014)
Sky 321 Virgin 425
DP World Tour Golf 4.40-5am Best Of ICC WT20 5.00-8am LIVE AFL 5.40 Spider-Man: + 1 Sky 322 Disaster movie starring
Sky 405 Virgin 505 (Ireland 405) Sky 404 Virgin 504 (Ireland 404) Sky 410 Virgin 527 (Ireland 442) EE 408 Across The Spider-Verse Cameron Richardson.
(2023) 8.10 Hotel Sky Hits NOW 9.00 Cold Comes The
TNT Sports 2 TNT Sports 3 Viaplay Sports 1 Transylvania 2 (2015) 9.50
Two By Two (2015) 6.15am Cinema List 6.35
Night (2013) Crime thriller
starring Alice Eve and
8am LIVE A-League 9.30am Vanarama National 9am URC In 60 10.00 11.25pm-12.55am Rugrats Ferrari (2023) 8.50 Nanny Bryan Cranston. 10.45 Cell
Women 10.00 Cricket Reload League Highlights 10.00 NASCAR 11.00 Top 14 Go Wild (2003) McPhee (2005) 10.30 The (2016) Sci-fi thriller
10.15 Badminton 10.30 The Vanarama National League Rugby Union 11.30 Sporting Sky 305 Virgin 412 (Ireland 312) EE 500 Hunger Games: starring John Cusack
WRC Magazine 11.00 LIVE North 11.30 National Greats 12.00 LaLiga 2.00 Mockingjay: Part 2 (2015) and Samuel L Jackson.
12.50 The Lord Of The
World Rally 12.30 Formula
E 1.30 TNT Sports 1.45 FA
League South 1.00 WWE
Friday Night SmackDown
LaLiga News 2.30 LaLiga
Specials 3.30 NHL 5.30
Sky Family NOW Rings: The Fellowship Of
12.45 Kidnapping Mr
Heineken (2015) 2.40 War
Futsal Women’s Super Series 2.30 WWE Monday Night LaLiga World 6.00 Viva 10.15am Spy Kids 3-D: The Ring (2001) 3.50 The Machines 3.40-4.30am
3.45 Women’s Champions Raw 5.00 LIVE MLB 8.15 LaLiga 7.30 Sporting Game Over (2003) 11.55 Beekeeper (2024) 5.40 Battle For Warsaw
The Karate Kid Part II The Hunger Games:
League 5.45 LIVE Women’s TNT Sports Reload 8.30 Countdowns 8.00 LaLiga Sky 323 Virgin 426 + 1 Sky 324
(1986) 2.00 A Monster Mockingjay: Part 2 (2015)
Champions League 7.45 AFL 10.30 MLB Classic Show 8.30 Top 14 Rugby 8.00 Jerry Maguire (1996)
NBA 8.15 MotoE 8.45 Rugby 11.30 LIVE MLB 2.45 AFL
Calls (2016) 4.00 The
Union 9.00 LaLiga Specials Flintstones (1994) 5.45 10.15 Top Gun (1986) 12.05 GREAT! Romance 52
9.30 Formula E 10.30 MotoE 4.45 TNT Sports Cricket 10.00 LaLiga Show 10.30 The Flintstones In Viva Gladiator (2000) 2.40- 8am Like Cats And Dogs
11.00 MotoGP 12.00-2.30am Reload 5.00-6.15am LIVE Sporting Countdowns Rock Vegas (2000) 7.30 4.25am Twins (1988) (2017) 10.00 The
LIVE NBA Championship World Rally Championship 11pm-2am LIVE NHL Agent Cody Banks (2003) Sky 303 Virgin 403 (Ireland 303) EE 503 Wedding Fix (2022) 12.00
Sky 411 Virgin 528 (Ireland 443) EE 409 Sky 417 Virgin 529 (Ireland 444) EE 410 Sky 419 Virgin 551 9.20 The Secret Kingdom You May Kiss The
(2023) 11.00 The
Flintstones (1994) Movies 24 Bridesmaid (2021)
2.00 Date With Love
Sky Sports Mix Eurosport 1 Eurosport 2 12.40-2.20am The 7am Taking The Reins (2016) 4.00 Love At First
6am DP World Tour Golf 7am Cycling: Across 9am Olympic Games: Flintstones In Viva (2021) 9.00 Flowers And Glance (2017) 6.00
8.00 NFL Highlights 11.00 Flanders 8.00 Cycling: Dreams And Nightmares Rock Vegas (2000) Honey (2021) 11.00 Love Anything For Love
IPL 12.00 Secrets Of Monumental Cobbles 2024 10.00 Australian Superbikes Sky 306 Virgin 406 (Ireland 306) EE 506 Afloat (2022) 1.00 Love, (2016) 8.00 Love And
Success: Sir Ian McGeechan 9.00 Snooker: World Open 11.00 SailGP 12.00 Snooker: Fashion, Repeat (2022) Sunshine (2019) Romantic
1.00 Secrets Of Success 11.00 Cycling: Across World Open 2.00 Motocross Sky Action 3.00 A Royal Runaway
Romance (2022) 5.00 The McKellar. 10.00 Puppy
drama starring Danica
5.30 Talking Cricket: Flanders 12.00 Alpine World Championship 4.00 9.45am Safe (2012) 11.35 Baker’s Son (2021) 7.00
Sachin Tendulkar 6.00 PDC Skiing 2.00 Cycling: Across Snowboarding 5.00 Curling Suicide Squad (2016) Love (2012) Romantic
Wish Upon A Wedding drama with Candace
Classics 7.00 F1 9.15 Flanders 3.00 Cycling: Tour World Championships 6.00 1.45 Looper (2012) 3.50 (2023) 9.00 Hearts Under Cameron Bure and Victor
Unbeatable 9.45 PDC Of Flanders 5.00 Snooker: Hall Of Fame: Tokyo 2020 The Commuter (2018) the Olive Tree (2023) Webster. 12.00 Love, Of
Classics 10.15 Betfred German Masters 7.00 7.00 World Superbikes 9.00 5.45 The Mummy (1999) 11.00 The Beauty Of Course (2018) 2.00
Super League Highlights Cycling: Gent-Wevelgem Cycling: Tour Of Flanders 8.00 Fast X (2023) 10.25 Love (2021) 1.00 Perfect Highway To Heaven
10.30 One Championship 9.00 Curling 10.00 11.00 Ben Johnson: Caught The Old Way (2023) Harmony (2022) 3.00- 3.10-4.50am The Dater’s
Weekly 11pm-1am LIVE Snowboarding 11pm-1am Up Only By The Truth 12.05-1.55am The 5am Two Tickets To Handbook (2016)
NCAA Basketball Cycling: Gent-Wevelgem 12.00-2am Alpine Skiing Commuter (2018) Paradise (2022) Sky 319 Virgin 424
Sky 416 (Ireland 425) Virgin 510 (Ireland 409) Sky 413 Virgin 521 (Ireland 413) Sky 414 Virgin 522 (Ireland 414) Sky 307 Virgin 407 (Ireland 311) EE 507 Sky 325 Virgin 419 + 1 Sky 326 Virgin 420 + 1 Freeview 63 Sky 320
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REGIONAL BBC2 WALES: 7pm Planet Earth: A Monkey’s Tale 7.15 Live Scrum V Live 9.30-10pm Pilgrimage: The Road Through North Wales S4C: 6am Cyw 12.00 Gwyliau Gartref 12.30 Heno 1.00 Bethesda: Pobol Y
Chwarel 1.30 Cegin Bryn 2.00 Newyddion S4C A’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C A’r Tywydd 3.05 Dylan Ar Daith 4.00 Awr Fawr: Blociau Rhif 4.05 Timpo 4.15 Sigldigwt 4.30 Twt 4.45
VARIATIONS Ne-wff-ion 5.00 Stwnsh: Cath-Od 5.10 Dathlu! 5.20 Larfa 5.25 Y Goleudy 5.50 Newyddion Ni 6.00 Cymry Ar Gynfas 6.30 Parti Bwyd Beca 6.57 Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno 7.45 Newyddion S4C A’r Tywydd
8.00 Hen Dy Newydd 8.55 Newyddion S4C A’r Tywydd 9.00 Tu ôl I’r Llen: Branwen Dadeni 9.30 Am Dro! 10.30-11.35pm Lorient 2023
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PILGRIMAGE: THE ROAD THROUGH
NORTH WALES REALITY 9pm BBC2
Each of the seven celebrities taking part
in this pilgrimage along the North Wales
Pilgrim’s Way has their own relationship
with faith and religion. However, the
9pm Susan Calman’s Great British Cities scenery, stories and camaraderie they
The comedian travels to Leeds experience over three episodes is a
real eye-opener for all. (L-r) Actor
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Tom Rosenthal, The Traitors’ Amanda
Lovett, reality star Christine McGuinness,
TV personality Spencer Matthews,
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broadcaster Sonali Shah, comedian
6.00 Milkshake! (HD) Eshaan Akbar and presenter Michaela
9.15 Jeremy Vine (S,HD) Strachan start their journey at Flint
11.15 Storm Huntley (S,HD) Castle en route to Bardsey Island, 220km
12.45 Alexis Conran & Friends away. Their first stop sees them learn the
(S,HD) Followed by story of Saint Winefride. Tom is moved
5 News At Lunchtime NE W but Spencer says he thought all religious
1.45 Home And Away (R,S,HD) figures were “fictitious”. HHHHI
2.15 Finding Dad: A Family
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Janel Parrish and Niall Matter.
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4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits In The ROVANIEMI TRAVELOGUE NORWEGIAN FLING
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joined by American comedian recent series of Celebrity Race
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British Army officers who rally a 9pm BBC4 The singer- 9pm E4 The crew of the
small force of men against the songwriter’s career, from his starship Enterprise is sent to
might of 4,000 Zulu warriors in early days as frontman with the hunt down a rogue Starfleet
1879. Fact-based historical Specials to Fun Boy Three, the agent behind a terrorist attack.
drama with Michael Caine. Colourfield and his solo career. N EW Sci-fi adventure with Chris Pine.
ASTRID: MURDER IN PARIS ALI 10pm Dave Michael Mann’s GRAND OLE OPRY 10pm Sky
9pm More4 A heavily drugged biopic of Muhammad Ali, Arts Performances from the
young woman is found holding a chronicling his life from 1964 to home of country music in
weapon used to commit a crime his legendary Rumble in the Nashville, Tennessee, featuring
that occurred 21 years earlier Jungle with George Foreman in Kenny Rogers, Larry Gatlin & the
within a First Nations community. 1974. Starring Will Smith. Gatlin Brothers and Kelli. NE W
University 2.00 Wild from the artist, as well as Cars 12.00 Chasing Classic Dibnah’s Railway
Hummingbird Effect 12.00 Dubai 3.00 Deadliest Angela Bassett and Cars 1.00 Texas Metal 2.00 Collection 5.30 Fred
Wild Arctic 2.00 Kingdom Sharks 4.00 My Cat From Oprah Winfrey. Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Dibnah’s Building Of
Of The Polar Bears 4.00 Hell 5.00 Animal Cops Mighty Truckers 4.00 Britain 8.30 Fred Dibnah’s
Frozen Kingdom Of The Philadelphia 6.00 Tanked Shed And Buried 5.00 Age Of Steam 9.00 Fred
Snow Leopard 5.00 7.00 Pit Bulls & Parolees Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Dibnah’s Railway
Incredible Animal 8.00 Legends Of The Wild HELGOLAND 513 Extreme RVs 7.00 Salvage Collection 10.30 Fred
Journeys 8.00 Africa’s 9.00 Legends Of The Wild 10.05pm Sky Atlantic Hunters: Classic Cars 8.00 Dibnah’s Railway
Deadliest 9.00 Savage 10.00 Alaska: Surviving A resident succumbs to Shed And Buried 9.00 Collection 11.00 Fred
Kingdom 10.00 Wicked The Last Frontier 11.00 the virus, whereupon Scrap Kings 10.00 Dibnah’s Railway
Tuna 11.00 Snakes In Monster Hammerhead island boss Beatrice Mighty Truckers 11.00 Collection 11.30 Fred
The City 12.00 When 12.00-1am Sharks Of The looks for the culprit. Extreme RVs 12.00-1am Dibnah’s Building Of
Sharks Attack 1.00-2am Shadowlands Marek tries to develop Shed And Buried Britain 12.00-1am Anthony
Africa’s Deadliest Sky 162 (Ireland 178) Virgin 178 (Ireland 212) an antidote. In German. Sky 161 (Ireland 184) Virgin 180 (Ireland 164) Bourdain: Parts Unknown
Sky 165 Virgin 182 (Ireland 215) + 1 Sky 262 (Ireland 278) Virgin 378 + 1 Sky 261 (Ireland 288) Sky 166 Virgin 176 + 1 Sky 266 Virgin 376
Comedy Central NOW Sky Comedy NOW Sky Documentaries NOW Sky Crime NOW Sky History NOW Sky Nature NOW
8am Friends 3.00 Friends 8am Young Rock 9.00 The 6am The 2000s 7.00 8am Border Patrol 9.00 6am Digging For Britain 9am The Wadden Sea
3.30 Friends 4.00 Friends Conners 10.00 Curb Your Discovering: Peter Sellers Nothing To Declare 10.30 8.00 Pawn Stars 9.00 10.00 Wild Family Ties
4.30 Friends 5.00 Friends Enthusiasm 11.25 Silicon 8.00 The Directors 9.00 Caught Red Handed 12.00 Swamp People 10.00 11.00 Shark Squad 12.00
5.30 Friends 6.00 Friends Valley 12.45 The US Office Italia 90: Four Weeks Caught On Dashcam 3.00 Storage Wars 11.00 Pawn Malawi Wildlife Rescue
6.30 Friends 7.00 Friends 2.15 Curb Your Enthusiasm That Changed The World Killer In My Village 4.00 Stars 12.00 Secrets Of 1.00 Monkey Life 2.00
7.30 Friends 8.00 Friends 3.40 Silicon Valley 5.00 12.00 A Revolution On Forensics: Catching The Great British Castles 4.00 Mysteries Of The Mekong
8.30 Friends 9.00 Kevin The Conners 6.00 The US Canvas 2.00 FILM Kenny Killer 6.00 How I Caught Secrets Of Great British 3.00 Secret World Of
Bridges Live: The Story Office 7.00 Young Rock (2017) 3.45 JFK: Destiny The Killer 7.00 World’s Castles 5.00 Secrets Sound With David
Continues 10.00 Alan Carr 8.00 Will & Grace 8.30 Betrayed 5.55 JFK: Most Evil Killers 8.00 Of Great British Castles Attenborough 6.00
Live: Spexy Beast 11.00 Al Will & Grace 9.00 Curb Destiny Betrayed 7.00 Britain’s Most Evil Killers 6.00 The Lost Pyramid Malawi Wildlife Rescue
Murray: One Man, One Your Enthusiasm 9.45 The JFK: Destiny Betrayed 9.00 Method Of A Serial 8.00 Combat Ships 7.00 Monkey Life 8.00
Guvnor Uncut 12.50 South Tonight Show Starring 8.00 FILM Tina (2021) Killer 11.00 The Real 9.00 WWII Battles In NEW EP Hope For
Park 2.20 Beavis And Jimmy Fallon 10.45 10.00 Barbie Uncovered Manhunter 12.00 World’s Colour 10.00 Revealed: Wildlife 9.00 David
Butt-Head 2.30 Reno 911! Chris Rock: Never Scared 12.00 Fatboy Slim: Most Evil Killers 1.00 The Hunt For Bin Laden Attenborough’s Wild
3.00 NEW EP The Daily 12.15 Insecure 1.25 Sex Right Here, Right Now Murder Uncut 2.00 12.00 Pawn Stars 2.00 City 10.00 Malawi
Show 3.25-4.10am Rhod And The City 2.45 The 1.50 FILM GoldenEra Killer In My Village Secrets In The Sand Wildlife Rescue 11.00
Gilbert’s Growing Pains Rehearsal 3.20-5am Curb (2022) 3.50-5am Children 3.00-4am Killer Siblings 3.00-4am Combat Ships Shark Squad 12.00-1am
Sky 112 (Wales 113) Virgin 132 (Ireland 127) EE 360 Your Enthusiasm Of Shanghai Sky 122 (Scot 123) Virgin 121 (Ireland 119) Sky 123 (Scot 124) Virgin 131 (Ireland 216) Deadly Australians
+ 1 Sky 212 (Wales 213) Virgin 332 (Ireland 527) Sky 114 (Wales 115) Virgin 112 (Ireland 118) EE 362 Sky 121 (Scot 122) Virgin 188 (Ireland 122) EE 367 EE 364 + 1 Sky 222 (Scot 223) Virgin 321 EE 368 + 1 Sky 223 (Scot 224) Virgin 331 Sky 124 (Scot 125) Virgin 189 (Ireland 121) EE 369
National Geographic NOW Discovery NOW C&I Sky Max NOW Sky Sci-Fi NOW ID
10am Lost Treasures Of 7am Gold Divers 8.00 11am Killer In Plain Sight 6am Highway Patrol 6.30 6am Most Haunted 7.00 8am Reasonable Doubt
Egypt 11.00 Secret Lives Building Off The Grid 9.00 12.00 Meet, Marry, Murder Highway Patrol 7.00 Most Haunted 8.00 9.00 Murder Calls 11.00
Of The Apostles 12.00 Alaska Mega Machines 1.00 Cruise Ship Killers Highway Patrol 7.30 Teleshopping 11.00 Valley Of The Damned
Lost Tomb Of Genghis 10.00 Junkyard Empire 2.00 Killer Town 3.00 Highway Patrol 8.00 TV’s FILM The Lost Future 12.00 Valley Of The
Khan 1.00 Two Million Year 11.00 Wheeler Dealers Somebody’s Hiding Greatest Gameshows (2010) 1.00 FILM Damned 1.00 Forbidden:
Old Boy 2.00 Car S.O.S 1.00 Building Off The Grid Something 4.00 10.00 Rob & Romesh Vs F1 Robot Apocalypse (2020) Dying For Love 2.00
5.00 NEW EP 3.00 Blowing Up History Nightmare In Suburbia 11.00 Rob & Romesh Vs F1 3.00 FILM Stargate: Forbidden: Dying For
Photographer 6.00 4.00 Homestead Rescue: 5.00 Homicide Hunter 12.00 Rob Beckett’s Smart Ark Of Truth (2008) Love 3.00 Deadly Secrets
Apocalypse: Hitler Takes Raney Ranch 6.00 6.00 The First 48 8.00 TV 12.45 Ted 1.20 Ted 2.00 5.00 FILM Stargate: 4.00 Deadly Secrets 5.00
On The West 8.00 Air Junkyard Empire 7.00 NEW EP Accident, Ted 2.45 Ted 3.30 Ted 4.15 Continuum (2008) 7.00 Reasonable Doubt 6.00
Crash Investigation 9.00 Wheeler Dealers 8.00 Suicide Or Murder? Ted 5.00 Ted 6.00 Ted Stargate Origins: Deadly Secrets 7.00
Narco Wars 10.00 To Gold Rush: White Water 9.00 NEW EP Court 7.00 Movie Megastars: Catherine 9.00 FILM Disappeared 8.00 Evil
Catch A Smuggler: 9.00 NEW EP Expedition Cam 9.30 NEW EP I Made In The 80s 9.00 They (1988) 11.00 FILM Lives Here 9.00 Bride Killa
JFK Airport 11.00 Air Unknown 10.00 NEW EP Survived A Crime 10.30 I Dynamo: Beyond Belief Ape Vs Mecha Ape (2023) 10.00 Ken And Barbie
Crash Investigation Expedition X 11.00 NASA’s Survived A Crime 11.00 10.00 Dynamo: Beyond 12.40 FILM Devil’s Killers: The Lost Murder
12.00-1am Ancient Bodies: Unexplained Files 12.00- Homicide Hunter 12.00- Belief 11.00 Dynamo: Triangle (2021) 2.25- Tapes 11pm-1am People
Secrets Revealed 1am Gold Divers 1am Cruise Ship Killers Beyond Belief 12.00-1am 4.05am FILM Robot Magazine Investigates
Sky 129 (Scot 130) Virgin 183 (Ireland 214) Sky 125 (Scot 126) Virgin 177 (Ireland 208) EE 325 Sky 156 Virgin 133 (Ireland 219) The Force: Manchester Apocalypse (2020) Sky 154 Virgin 166 (Ireland 173)
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Good Morning Sports Fans Gillette Labs Soccer 8.30 EFL Greatest Games Patrol: The Mighty Movie Comedy starring Robin Show 6.30 Isn’t Life
7.30 LIVE DP World Tour Special 5.30 PL 100 Club 9.30 EFL Greatest Games (2023) 11.40 Barbie Williams. 1.25 Bumblebee Wonderful! (1953) 8.10
Golf 12.30 LIVE Betfred 6.00 PL Legends 7.00 9.45 EFL Greatest Games (2023) 1.40 The Flash (2018) Transformers The Scamp (1957) 9.55
Super League 2.45 LIVE Premier League Preview 10.00 EFL Cup Retro 12.00 (2023) 4.05 PAW Patrol: prequel starring Hailee Master Spy (1964) 11.20
Betfred Super League 5.00 7.30 Premier League: The LIVE EFL Bristol City v The Mighty Movie (2023) Steinfeld. 3.40 Stardust Liberace Easter Special
LIVE EFL Blackburn Rovers Big Interview 8.00 Fantasy Leicester City. 2.45 LIVE 5.45 Gran Turismo (2023) (2007) Fantasy adventure 11.55 The Great Van
v Ipswich Town. 7.30 LIVE Show 8.30 Gary Neville’s EFL 5.00 LIVE EFL 7.30 8.00 PREMIERE Barbie starring Charlie Cox and Robbery (1959) 1.15 Look
EFL Watford v Leeds United. Soccerbox 9.00 Premier LIVE EFL Watford v Leeds (2023) Comedy. 10.00 Claire Danes. 6.15 Catch At Life 1.30 Sister Kenny
The Beekeeper (2024) Me If You Can (2002) (1946) Fact-based drama
10.30 LIVE Tennis 11.30 League Preview 9.30 United. 10.30 Women’s
12.00 Breaking (2022) Fact-based drama starring starring Rosalind Russell.
Sky Sports News 1.00 LIVE Premier League: The Big Championship Show 11.00 1.50 Gran Turismo (2023) 3.45 The League Of
Fight Night International Interview 10.00 Premier EFL Highlights 11.45 EFL Leonardo DiCaprio and
4.10-6am Mavka: The Tom Hanks. 9.00 Fury Gentlemen (1960) 6.00
Oscar Valdez v Liam Wilson. League Icons 10.30 PL Greatest Games 1.00-3am Forest Song (2023) Worzel Gummidge 6.30
5.30-6am Sky Sports News Retro 12.30-1am PL Icons Championship Retro (2014) WWII drama
Sky 301 Virgin 401 (Ireland 301) EE 501 starring Brad Pitt. 11.40 Fireball XL5 7.05 Innocent
Sky 401 Virgin 501 (Ireland 401) Sky 402 Virgin 502 (Ireland 402) Sky 403 Virgin 503 (Ireland 403) Sinners (1958) Drama
Freaky (2020) 1.45-4am
Sky Originals NOW No Way Out (1987)
starring Flora Robson.
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Beginning with the letter C in the shaded
square below, follow a continuous path
in the grid to find 14 items relating to
Pointless. The trail passes through each and
every letter once, and may twist up, down
or sideways, but never diagonally.
P I E O B S C E F I N
D C R O P G U R R A A
With the help of the Across clues only, can you fit the pieces into their
correct positions in the symmetrical grid?
R T U I N N T S M T L
A H C S T O R R O N A
ACROSS
POR O C E E L 1 U P I R O A R D U N T
1 Lethargy
I A T RO DOR ME R 2 O L E O B N E L A D S
2 Wreckage, ruins
3 Fleecy
L EN U O T 3 C E T S M A X A A D E
4 Arctic landscape S T U T UN A P AM 4 O G A C R E D N E C T
5 Eminent conductor R D PAP A B 5
R Y H E A D T O H O N
6 Crockery item OOL T E A P R L AR 6
7 Indulge ALEXANDER COUPLE PICTURE
I SO D L AT V 7
8 Red spicy seasoning ARMSTRONG FINAL POINTS
9 Food cupboard N W DEB G AES 8
BOARD HEAD-TO-HEAD RICHARD
10 Cut off from G I L L DED O 9
CATEGORY OBSCURE ROUND
11 Window often found 10
in a loft
P PER E DRA CONTESTANT OSMAN
11
12 Covered with R I S Y R I K U M
precious metal O W DER M CUP 12
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contain a digit: a two-cell block
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1 5 3 4 1
JACK BLACK
2 4 1 5 2
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2 1 2 1 2
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films?
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6 SOR To The Jungle 2 Gulliver’s Travels
5 Jumanji: Welcome Bros Movie
4 High Fidelity 1 The Super Mario
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5 Flower emblem of 7 N I F E C S B O E I P
England PATHFINDER
6 Metal-bearing rock 8
Unscramble these anagrams to
7 Continental currency
I L DED O T G
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W G DORME R N
unit SOL AT E E L I
1 LEO MOVED
R M L ARDER P
8 Cheek colouring 10
APR I KA B Y P
2 DYLAN A NOMAD
E P AMP E R A
9 Game bird EACUP O U T
3 OUT OF MEMORY 10 Theatre doctor 11
D U MAE S T RO
T UNDRA V O C
4 DIRTY PAPER 11 Sunbeds
L O WO O L L E N
DEBR I S R I A
5 HAND ON NEWT D P ST UPOR
6 SICK SUNBATHER
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