GADGETS BLAST

(Robotic voice)

You- are -now -entering –the- digital -world

The- world- of –gadgets- and -androids

Where- hi- tech- is- in –control

Where -robot –is –in- charged

And…and…and..

(Sound of machine breakdown)

(Solo) Hey, can somebody tell me what is happening here?

(Solo) Oh, no! the power supply is running out. What should we do?

(Everybody) RE-CHARGE!!!

Ladies And Gentleman,

Let us take you on the journey

Into the world of digital gadgets and high technology

Of the present and future…

Right, ladies and gentlemen, if you are ready,

Please fasten your seatbelt

and press the ‘START’ button on your right.

Perhaps, one of the greatest gadgets invented by mankind

Is the HAND PHONE…

Or the mobile phone (1)

Or the cellular phone (2)

Or the handset (3)

Call it whatever you like

But one thing for sure, it is superbly amazing!!

Just imagine… it has, not two, not three, not even four

But FIVE FUNCTIONS IN ONE.. yup, FIVE!

A telephone(1), a camera (2), a radio (3), an MP3 (4) and even an internet browser (5).

You can download just about everything

Songs, movie clips, games…

Wow …incredible right?

It simply makes our lives complete and alive!

Hand phone smsing is such an epidemic.

You can see people, young and old

smsing almost everywhere...

And as for hand phone ringtones..

Just choose any tunes to match your taste and mood.

A fast and furious beat from ( ) perhaps?

Or rather a smooth and soft number by ( ).

Now, we come to the best part of hand phone..

It comes in different sizes, colours , styles and of course, brands.

And believe us, they are getting cheaper and affordable.

Hand phone is not only a gadget used to communicate

It has now become a trendsetter and a fashion accessory …

But, remember.. hand phone to school

Is a big NO NO..

Ooops… do we hear a ringing hand phone?

Gotcha….

Another innovative gadget ever created is

of course, the LAPTOP…

Forget about the bulky and heavy PC,

Laptop is simply solid, sleek and sassy.

Now, with the laptop in hand,

You can browse the internet practically anywhere..

At the trendy uptown bistro and café

while sipping your creamy latte espresso

mmuuahh.. mama mia..

or even at…, ‘Mamak one teh tarik and rojak extra kuah..’(solo)

‘Iced lemon tea and two roti canai, for me..’ (solo)

your favourite mamak stall or warong, of course..

Going on holiday but still worrying about the assignment?

Worry no more…

Laptop will come in handy,

you can finish the assignment while

Having a picnic at the beach (1),woooshh..

Strolling at a park with your loved one (2),aaaa….

Or even while camping in a thick, deserted jungle(3)errrrr…

mmm.. so convenient and practical, right?

Like hand hone,

Laptop comes in different, sizes, brands and specs

To match your need and surely your budget.

With its convenience and handiness,

No wonder laptop has now become a necessity.

Ready, One, Two, Three …. Cheese…

One more shot, girls…

(Everybody strike a pose).

Right, don’t you just love taking photos,

Flashing your ‘colgate’ smile in front of the lens,

Well, we simply do…,

And with the DIGITAL CAMERA on hand,

Taking photos is becoming fun and exciting.

Digital camera let you to see your picture in an instant

Just press the rewind button

And..Walla …there it is

Those cute smiling faces come into view

Hmmm…we mean.. our cute smiling faces

Aiyaa.. why I look like a nyonya in this picture? (solo)

Don’t worry, just simply press the D-E-L-E-T-E, delete button

And bye-bye, your picture is gone.

Easy right?

Forget that old manual camera

Where you have to tediously put in the film

And wait for months before you can see the pictures

Aaaaahh…. Such a tiresome

And with digital camera

You can store the pictures in your laptop

Or even sent them to your friends online

Thanks to the magnificent memory card

and brilliant Bluetooth.

Right, one last shot girls….smile…(solo)

(Everybody strike another pose)

Mirror, mirror on the wall..

Who is the fairest of us all..? (1)

Excuse me, that is not a mirror, ok.

It is actually a LCD TV.. (2)

LCD TV or Low Colour Definition TV

Has now become a dream to every household

Who can resist it’s sleek and compact design

Yet looking sooo ..stylish and elegant

The sound? va..va ..voom

So loud and crystal clear

So clear that you feel Rihanna is really ’ taking a bow’ right in front of you

So loud that you hear The Pussy Cat Doll purring into your ears. Ouch!!

Fancy having those adorable David Beckham and Brad Pitt in your home?

Now you can see them in action right in front of your eyes

With the sharp and lucid picture quality

Of the LCD TV

It comes in different sizes

To fit you budget and space.

Ranging from petite 20 inches screen

Up to gigantic 60 inches screen

Which can turn your house into a mini cineplex . Wow!!

No wonder that it is a dream gadget of every household.

Gadgets here, Gadgets there

Gadgets everywhere..

Adding to the collection, now you have the

I-Pod, I- Phone, Mp3, Mp4, PSP, PS2, PS3

And the list goes on and on….

All these dream gadgets

Put that extra zest and gusto in your life, (1)

Provide you with endless fun and entertainment (2)

And make everything soo easy and convenience (3)

BUT.., never forget,

Too much of a good thing can be bad for you!

Therefore…,

Be smart (1)

Be neat (2)

And, Be wise (3)

By putting everything to a limit.

Who knows,

One day robots can be our friends, our buddies,

Like ASIMO, the Japanese humanoid robot,

Which, or should I say who, can speak, dance and move like human.

(Robotic Voice)

And – with – that – we – bid- sayonara – and –thank – you.

Posted by S/U at 9:45 PM