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By Daniel DiStefano
The NSS held a virtual monopoly on the trailer game until the 1960s, when
auteur filmmakers like Alfred Hitchcock and Stanley Kubrick began cutting
trailers for their own films. The market changed again in the 1970s to
promote Steven Spielberg’s Jaws, the world’s first summer blockbuster.
That film’s subsequent success helped solidify the advertising model still
widely prevalent in today’s trailer strategy: customize trailers to be viewed
during prime-time hours of television viewership and then, to the point of
near oversaturation, inundate the market with these trailers prior to the
film’s release under the blanket hope that potential consumers know of
only one movie opening that weekend and their only plan for that weekend
will be to see that one movie.
When two nerdy brothers, one of whom was an assistant film editor on
The Evil Dead, wanted to produce their own film, they turned to Raimi’s
model and filmed a two-minute trailer of the movie they had yet to make.
Screening this trailer for potential investors at Suburban World Theater in
Minneapolis, the brothers raised close to $550,000 from approximately
sixty-five investors. These two brothers, now known simply as the Coen
Brothers, used those funds to create Blood Simple, the first of many films
in their ever-impressive oeuvre. A trailer’s typical mission is to present an
enticing and artfully presented collage of what a finished film will be like,
but Blood Simple and Evil Dead inverted this protocol, presenting potential
believers a snippet of what was already alive in the respective filmmaker’s
mind’s eye in hopes of being able to produce and project that vision to a
larger audience. This inversion has been heavily influential to
contemporary filmmakers, albeit in an updated form.
YouTube and other sites have become studios’ newest, most cost-
effective, and successful aspect of marketing strategies. With the
Internet, studios can now reach wider audiences for free, release “red-
band” trailers that cannot be shown on television, and develop extended
campaigns that include teasers, countdowns, and even footage-less
promotions announcing a trailer’s release. YouTube is also the new
sandbox where editors can play with trailers, giving them the
Honest treatment and even fascinating recuts, like turning Mary Poppins
into a horror movie and The Shining into the feel-good comedy of the
year. Regardless of where trailers are broadcast, however, they are still
regulated by the Motion Picture Association of America, the same
regulators of film ratings. The MPAA, in conjunction with studios, decreed
that trailers could be up to two minutes and thirty seconds long, with one
longer preview allowed per studio each year. In 2013, the National
Association of Theater Owners called for trailers to be cut down to two
minutes. This significant cut in length could, they felt, generate trailers
that didn’t divulge entire plots, acts, jokes, and surprises, and could also
not have audiences sitting in theaters for close to thirty minutes before a
movie even began, which could then allow more showings of films per day.
Studios argued that the change in length could allow theaters to show ten
trailers in the same amount of time it had taken to show only eight or less.
Nothing much came from NATO’s battle cry, as you can see by watching
any current trailer online or sitting through an act’s worth of trailers before
any movie in any theater, but it has hopefully helped raise awareness that
(a) trailers are too long these days; and (b) they fucking suck now
because of it.
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I’ve always loved trailers. I refuse to see a film in a theater if I’ll be too late
to watch every coming attraction. I watch trailer after trailer online,
sometimes for hours, subjecting friends to ones I’ve rated as “good,”
telling them to skip ones I’ve designated as “bad.” Most of the time, I’m
not as enamored with the movie being advertised as I am with the trailer
itself, this small flash of images and sound edited into a single cohesive
flipbook. I’ll watch a good one over and over again because it makes me
feel a certain way and fills my brain with lovely dots I’m allowed to connect
myself. I’ll even watch a bad one over again just to examine how bad it is
and how little I want to see that movie because of how much the dots have
already been connected for me.
In this way, trailers are wonderful Schrodinger’s Catnip: the trailer is a box,
the film is the cat inside, and seeing the film opens the box to discover
that cat dead or alive, a tanking 0% on RottenTomatoes or a Critic’s Pick in
the New York Times. Just watching that good trailer again and again,
though, the cat always lives, the movie is irrelevant, and the experience of
the trailer is a repeatable, elusively changing experience. This, I think, is
comparable to the feeling I get when writing early drafts: everything is
borderline incoherent, but still raw, there are images that gnarl their way to
the foreground, and scenes are skeletal with key moments of dialogue
belted out by a character you don’t really know yet. Maybe that’s why, on
particularly dry writing days, I wind up rewatching some of my favorite
trailers, triggering a kind of a Pavlovian response: Okay, Brain, get off your
ass and start figuring out how we get from that image to that sound bite.
Maybe it’s time to admit, though maybe I’m too late: this essay is not
turning out the way I wanted. The piece is over a week late, has been
through nine drafts, and in a particularly solopsistic Adaptation-esque
moment at one point featured jokey trailer scripts starring myself. I had
intentions of making parallels between Peter Orner’s wonderfully
compressed short narratives and the nature of trailers being short,
enigmatic distillations of a film in an excitingly similar way. But then I saw
the book trailer for Love and Shame and Love, which sent me down a
rabbit hole, watching other equally shitty book trailers. As if regular trailers
weren’t getting bad enough, as if those “On the next Mad Men…”
nonsensical bullshit excuse for teasers weren’t frustrating enough, as if
sifting through trailers for new television series, new video games, wasn’t
time-consuming enough, now book trailers?
I get it, publishers are in a hard row, books need to get bought, but making
trailers for books–at least the way they’re made now–is equivalent to
going to a convention for calculus teachers and making jokes in
rudimentary Italian about the importance of lawn care. It’s the wrong
medium, directed to the wrong audience, performed in the wrong
language–or at least a language publishers aren’t fluent in yet. Trailers
have an interesting and evolving history with companies and editors
dedicated solely to their construction, vast websites maintained to
cataloguing them, and even their own awards ceremony. Books are, for
the most part, a wonderfully solitary and personal experience. Book
trailers, rather than capitalizing on that aspect, or the tenderness in
sharing the love of a particular book with someone who has yet to
experience it, are barrages of review quotes, ludicrous imagery, or, even
worse, acted scenes from the book you no longer will be able to
imaginatively concoct solely on your own without having to first hurdle
over the poor renditions presented in that unforgettably forgettable trailer.
I have never once bought a book because of its trailer, nor have I met
anyone who has, but I have bought a book from a conversation, a friend
grabbing me by the shoulders, looking me square in the eyes, and telling
me, “You should buy this.” Why can’t book trailers try filming that instead?