SOME CHRISTMAS PUNNY FUNNIES.

1) What do you call a bunch of chess masters bragging about their games in a hotel
lobby over the holidays?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
2) Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
Because he went down in history.
3) What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol?
“Soy to the World.”
4) What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
5) How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out?
They spruce up!
6) What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me, and we’ll go places!
7) What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
8) What’s every parent’s favourite Christmas carol?
“Silent Night.”
9)What did the gingerbread man say after all the cookies were eaten?
It’s so hard to bake new friends.
24. What is the little snowman’s favourite day at kindergarten?
Snow and tell.
25 What did one Christmas tree say to another?
Lighten up!
30. What do Christmas trees say when they’re in love?
I’m pining for you.
32. What falls in the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow!
39. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed to be trimmed!