Chloe Beale, Annoying Christmas Caroler

by lovecanines

Category: Pitch Perfect

Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2014-02-26
Updated: 2014-02-26
Packaged: 2016-05-28 07:57:55
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 332
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10146179/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4468572/lovecanines
Summary: Based off of Brittany Snow's Funny Or Die skit. Oneshot.

Chloe Beale, Annoying Christmas Caroler

_I r_ang the doorbell. A young couple opened the door. Showtime!

_Chloe, the red headed lady_

_Had very red hair_

_And if you ever saw it_

_You would even say it-_

I was cut off by the slamming of the door.

My favorite part of the holiday season is Christmas caroling.

I've been Christmas caroling since I was six. One time it almost got me kidnapped.

People say I'm a dim bulb, but, hey, at least my nose is bright.

Most people think caroling is a group thing, but I do it by myself and write my own
music. I'm a Christmas caroling rebel!

I joined a caroling group once, but they didn't like my style. I don't know what
their problem was. I've been flying solo ever since.

I mix classics with totally modern stuff, like rap music.

I go to another door to try that out.

Yo,_ we be looking for your figgy pudding_

_We won.t go until we get some_

_Naw, we ain't leaving_

_Til we get some_

_Now bring us the figgy pudding, dawg_

I get the door slammed in my face yet again.

These people just don't know talent when they see it, but like my good friend Beca
always said, I am talented! I am titanium!

**(When I met Chloe, she barged in on me while I was taking a shower. Don't tell
her, but I think she's kinda insane.-Beca Mitchell, Chloe's classmate and best
friend)**

**(Agreed.-Aubrey Posen, friend and classmate)**

I recently wrote a spin on The Twelve Days Of Christmas, describing the gifts you
don't want, but most certainly got.

It's called Nodes.

_On the first day of Christmas, the world the threw at me_

_Nodes_

_Nodes_

_Nodes_

_Nodes_

_Nodes_

_Nodes_

_Nodes_

_Nodes_

_Nodes_

_Nodes_

_Nodes_

_And a very painful node removal surgery x12_

Isn't it great?

A/N:Please review! It's my first parody!

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