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SLEAZY, SOAPY, AND RICH .--


by Whit Stillman

F o u r years ago I began receiving rapists: “Unless we have a more Missouri state senators, prompted
their propaganda function in shows
TVGuide regularly in the mail. Life enlightened approach to treatment of tack 1in g the 1ea s t co n p overs ia 1
the fast passage of previously blocked
has not been the same since. TV rapists these horrible crimes will causes. Last year an episode of
legislation. Missouri State Senator
Guide is famous for its program list- continue. It is our hope that “Rage” producer Garry Marshall’s “Laverne
Harriet Wood wrote “Quincy” star
ings and in-depth articles on TV will shed some new light on this sub- & Shirley,” entitled “The SlowJack Klugman that the episode had
personalities and trends, but each ject. If it helps to prevent one rape, Child,” won the annual ARC of “presented the need far better than
issue also includes Judith Crist’s TV we have performed a public service.” any speech or printed material could
Excellence award from the National
movie column (except in Hawaii), Among the other public service TV have done. Thank you for your help;
Association of Retarded Citizens.
editorials, a letters section (the main movies which appeared during the the governor signed the bill last
This season Marshall and Norman
outlet for the work of a number pf same short period last fall were week.”
Lear have said they will use their
conservative and libertarian writ- “Rape and Marriage: The Rideout The usual message on “Quincy”-
shows to proselytize for the Carter
ers), TV Teletype New York/Holly- Case,” “ A Cry for Love,” “The that whatever the social problem or
administration’s energy policies. A
wood, and the fact-packed TV Update Jayne Mansfield Story,” and “The crime, businessmen or reactionary
political group called the Solar Lobby
section-Sally Bedell and Frank Women’s Room,” which Judith Crist white males are behind it-is not
and the former administration’s Of-
Swertlow reporting. called “a feminist tract set to Sturm emphasized on its press releases.
fice of Conservation and Solar Energy
Regular readers of TV Guide’s und Drang . ” Traditionally television has made its
said they worked for over a year “to
reporting and program listings soon points through the manipulation of
educate” Lear and Marihall-with
find their preconceptions about tele- apparent success. stereotypes. Watching thousands of
vision shattered. In the old view T h e current network strategy of hours of prime-time shows in prepa-
This season on “Mork & Mindy,”
television was hopelessley non- cloaking seamy plots with social ration for his brilliant 1979 book The
Marshall is emphasizing how Mork’s
controversial, utterly timid about messages underlined in crayon-in Viewfrom Sunset Boulevard, the TV
planer, Ork, uses solar energy. On
tackling serious social issues, far addition to a yearning €or civic writer and former AmericMz Specta-
“Happy Days,” Fonzie might bring a
respectability and strange pride of
from the forefront of social change in tor Talkies reviewer Ben Stein found
girlfriend into a solar “warm spot.”
this country-in fact, notably back-authorship among TV writers and “We gotta [sic] tie energy up with
that even “the most inane and repe-
ward. Actually the networks base a producers-seems to have prompted titious television shows’’ were frlled
sex so viewers will listen,” Marshali
great deal of their programming a selective abandonment of the old explains. with clear and “deeply similar”
around common social problems, and pretense that entertainment televi- political and social messages.
Solar energy in itself is the quint-
sometimes discover entirely new sion is ideologically message-free. essence of the non-controversial Businessmen, the military, small-
cnes. In his unpublished memoirs a town residents, the rich, gun owners,
cause. But, outside the planet Ork,
In “Portrait of an Escort,” for Hollywood blacklist veteran recently fundamentalist Protestants-gener-
its principal present-day use seems to
instance, CBS brought to light the boasted that, as a scriptwriter for the ally anyone who might vote Repub-
be to persuade voters that there is no
situation of the paid escort in mid-sixties series “Daniel Boone,” lican-were portrayed as ludicrous or
need to develop real-life energy re-
America. “Jordan West needs extra he inserted anti-Vietnam War mes- sources. evil. Conversely, the ~ U U I , reachers,
money to support the daughter she sages in the show-placing this chil- members of ethnic minorities, people
loves,” the network’s ad explained. dren’s series in the vanguard of from outer space, people like TV
“Tonight, she’ll dine and dance withopposition to U.S. involvement in A l o n g similar lines, a social- writers, were portrayed as good.
a stranger for fifty dollars. Now, it
Southeast Asia. problem episode of the series “Quin- Interviewing the writers and pro-
could cost her life. . . . ” (Judith Usually, producers acknowledge cy,” specially screened for a group of ducers responsible for much of the
Crist oddly criticized this TV movie prime time, Stein found that their at-
for using “sleazy melodrama . . . to titudes “coincide almost exactly with
spice up what could have been intel- what appears on television.” Most of
ligent social drama.”) their attitudes were strange.
There are enough social-problem The U.S. military was seen as pre- ’
TV movies to give some performers paring a fascist coup. When asked
regular employment. Valerie Harper whether she considered small towns
(formerly “Rhoda”), who fought frightening, the producer of “The
sexual harassment on the assembly Rockford Files” said: ‘yesus, they
line last year, turned to the battered did vote for Nixon.” The Mafia, big
wives issue this season. “My inten- business, and government were seen
tion,” she said, “is to illuminate the as closely interlinked. Garry Marshall
battered women syndrome and give commented: “When the government
hope to women.” says something, I’m never sure
NBC ascribed similar motives to whether the government is telling the
“Rage,” its drama about a clinic for truth, or whether it’s big business
talking. ”

P%tt Stillman is New York editor of Two producers said the world was
%e American Spectator. controlled by “the presidents of the
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largest multinational corporations were working off “set texts from destroying Turkish family. life.” “most effective guardian of the pub-
telling General Alexander Haig what the Kremlin” and joked that it lic interest in broadcasting.” “Ad-
they wanted done. Haig, in coopera- could lose the Cold War for the West vertisers oppose overcommercialism
tion with several ex-Nazis, carried if broadcast widely abroad. Perhaps L i k e a television show itself, the and mediocre programming,” he
out their wishes.” None of this was it is then bad news that “Dallas” has current season has its own tycoon boasted.
brought out in the Senate hearings on already been shown in seventy villain in Lee Rich, the former New After becoming a producer him-
Haig’s confirmation as Secretary of foreign countries. In Turkey the Na- York advertising executive who heads self, Rich had a change of heart. At a
State. tional Salvation Party issued an Lorimar. On Madison Avenue Rich 1978 meeting of the Association of
Another group of producers be- ultimatum calling for ‘ ‘the elimina- was noted for his memos on “the National Advertisers he character-
lieved eight families rule the world, tion of ‘Dallas’ from television” need for excellence” in television ized the PTA’s campaign to persuade
with their representatives gathering because it is “degrading and aims at and the advertisers’ role a s the advertisers to exercise their guardi-
annually to decide all major elections,
decree inflation and unemployment
levels for each country, stop and start
wars, and so on.
In terms of plausibility it is not far
from this to ‘‘Dallas” and its imi-
tators, the phenomena of this tele-
vision season. One of “Dallas’s”
story editors said in an interview that
Tunable semiconductor lasers can now measure speczfic gases in
the show’s popularity “has a lot to automotive exhaust with 25-millisecond response tim.A successful
do” with “how we imagine rich strategyfor improving laser reliability deueloped at the General Motors
people dress and act. How we ima-
gine corporation executives behave. ”
Research Labmatmes m a h s this and other new spectroscopy
Lorimar imagined them all behaving capabilities practical realities.
disgustingly.
The pattern holds up in the serials
modeled on “Dallas.” Lorimar’s
“Flamingo Road,” described as
“sizzling” in NBC’s publicity, fea-
tures both a corrupt sheriff and the
horrible, wealthy Weldons of an
old Southern town. “Secrets of Mid-
land Heights”-brimar’s saga of
wealthy, vicious Guy Millington and
hypocrisy in a Midwestern college T
IHE
town-was apparently too rank (CBS
cancelled it inJanuary). The Cali-
~ndiumDistribution
I ACHIEVEMENT of long
lifetime and frequency stability
makes the lead-tin-telluride diode
catalytic converter. This capability
represents a significant advance
over conventional spectroscopy in-
fornians portrayed on “Knot’s Land- I laser a practical infrared spectrom- strumentation. The laser is also
ing,” introduced by Lorimar last eter. Earlier innovations brought to being tested by NASA for use in
season, are merely affluent but the this laser the characteristics of in- detecting the molecular species in-
villainous rich from “Dallas” make creased power, higher temperature volved in chemical reactions in the
crossover appearances. “Dynasty,” operation, greater efficiency and stratosphere.
added in January, concerns the ludi- wider tuning range. New knowledge of the proc-
Operating in the 5- to 10-mi- ess by which laser reliability is
crously decadent, Denver oil-rich cron range, the PbSnTe laser spec- compromised has been revealed in
Carringtons. As the only non-brimar
serial, it is not quite so rotten.
rt I --lndjum trometer can resolve the time-
dependent emission of carbon
fundamental studies conducted by
Dr. Wayne Lo and his colleagues at
The rich women portrayed on the monoxide, sulfuric acid vapor, General Motors. Dr. Lo’s investiga-
five night-time serials are perhaps Ekctmn mimpmbe ana&& of a crystalconk;
methane and other species of inter- tions have demonstrated that laser
the largest group of sluts ever inlerface. indicating indium penetralion into est in automotive exhaust. This lifetime and stability are limited by
assembled in peacetime. “Sue Ellen
lhe PbSn ‘I? crystal. permits measurement of tran- the development of excessive elec-
sients in carbon monoxide to car- trical contact resistance. He has
~~ ~ ~~ ~

Diagram ofhypolhetical indium diffusion palhs


encourages Pam to have an affair, for a lhree-layer calacl slruclure ofAu-Pd-Ail. bon dioxide gas conversion in a been able to stop increases in re-
since she’s about to embark on one sistance by devising a multilayer
herself,” TV Guide reports of “Dal- oh m ic con t act con si st i ng of
las’s’’ last January episode. Of different m e t a l films. This
“Knot’s Landing” it says: “Abby, configuration has extended laser
eager to sink her claws into Gary, operating lifetime to more than
1,000hours and increased shelf-life
maneuvers Val into a restaurant to an estimated 25 years.
where Gary is dining with another Slow degradation due to a
woman.” If that’s not perfectly clear, gradual increase in contact resis-
CBS’s ad screams: “How many tance was observed in idle lasers
marriages w d Abby destroy? Rich- stored at room temperature, but
ard’s making a fool of himself over not in lasers maintained at a max-
her, but Abby’s secret is out-it’s imum temperature of 77 K, despite
several hundred hours of continu-
Gary she’s after! Who can resist ous operation. These results s u g
her . . . who can stop her?” Bring in gested the temperature-dependent
General Haig! process of diffusion.
The vilification of capitalists and Degradation occurred pri-
their families is So intense on marily on the ptype side of the
“Dallas” that the editor of the British laser, where the contact consisted
humor magazine Punch has won- of a thin layer of gold followed by a
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anship as a “blackmail attempt.” Rich unburdened himself of many ican life and said he personally re- earned a rare “BOMB” rating from
“Where does it e n d ? ” he asked odd views. “If schoolteachers had the jected it because “it hasn’t made the the authoritative guide TV Movies,
the advertisers. “They can go as far opportunity to become cormpt they changes it’s got to make.” which commented: “Badly directed
as you allow them to go. I plead that would, because they’re so under- Lorimar has sought to give “Dal- dud about violence and promiscuity
you stand up to them.” It was like a paid,” he declared. Crime he as- las” a lofty ancestry-the original among some beautiful people in
scene in a T V docudrama about the cribed to “what we in America have inspiration was Ingmar Bergman’s Northern Michigan has enough inep-
McCarthy era. In fact, commercial done to racial and economic minor- Scenes from a Marriage, Time re- titude to offend everyone.” Rich is a
airtime has been in such demand that ities.’’ Reaching for an example of a ported. But more likely prototypes sort of auteur-producer re-creating
advertisers have never had less relatively low annual salary, Rich are closer at hand. In 1971, early in his sleazy vision in various locales
influence on network programming. came up with the figure $50,000. He his producing career, Rich brought across the country.
Interviewed by Stein for his book, saw religion as unimportant in Amer- out The Sporting Club, a movie which The sleaziness is Rich’s contribu-
tion but anti-business, anti-rich mes-
sages have long been pervasive on
television-showing up regularly on
the best American-made shows, such
as “Columbo” and the current “Lou
Grant,” as well as the worst. In his
book, Stein concludes that the pro-
gram-makers are conducting through
their shows a kind of class warfare
against those groups they perceive as
higher in status, resistant to their
social and political messages, or in
some other way threatening.

E v e n the most inane shows carry


on the fight. Universal TV’s new situ-
ation comedy “Harper Valley PTA”
has Barbara Eden battling small-
town hypocrisy as epitomized by the
local Parent-Teacher Association.
The national PTA has been the most
vocal group lobbying against “sex
and violence” on television; Uni-
versal, as the leading maker of ad-
venture shows, was the big loser
layer of indium. Electron micro-
probe analyses revealed that in-
The misaligned boundaries
force diffusion to take place lat-
THE when this lobbying led to the insti-
dium, a semiconductor donor, was erally, which slows transport into MAN tution of Family Viewing Time, in-
diffusing through the gold layer the crystal. The additional layer BEHIND tended to limit TV violence.
into the crystal, apparently causing
a reduction in hole carrier concen-
slows the process even further.
Solving the contact problem
THE Docudrama has been the most
tration near the p-surface. This represents the culmination of WORK directly political of television genres
effect was counteracted to a great efforts that began at General Dr. Wayne Lo is and among the first two of 1981 were
degree by sandwiching a thin layer Motors with the development of an a S e n i o r Re- NBC’s “Kent State” and “Thorn-
of platinum between the layers of “ingot-nucleation” vapor transport search Scientist well,” CBS’s dramatization of a case
indium and gold. Laser reliability method for growing crystals. The in the Physics first publicized on “Sixty Minutes.”
reached a full year. resulting crystals are of high pur- Department at Twenty years ago, as an army
When degradation was still ity, with a dislocation density of less the General Motors Research La-
observed, although to a reduced than 1000 cm? Lasers made from boratories. private, Thornwell was harassed and
extent, Dr. Lo advanced the hypoth- these crystals incorporate a low Dr. Lo was born in Hupei, given LSD by army counterintel-
esis that diffusion and transport . temperature cadmium-diffused p n China. He did his undergraduate ligence agents who suspected him of
were taking place along grain bound- junction. This process, invented by work at Cheng-Kung University in stealing secret documents-“ treat-
aries in the polycrystalline con- Dr. Lo, increases the laser’s output Taiwan. He received an M.S. from ment,” Judith Crist reports, “ t h e
tact layers. He proposed replacing to five milliwatts. the University of Rhode Island and Army itself has since termed ‘uncon-
the Pt-Au barrier with a three-layer A tuning range of 500 cm-I a Ph. D. in electrical engineering scionable. ’ ” Congress recently
structure. Since palladium film and pulsed operating temperatures from Columbia University in 1972.
structures have fewer grain bound- of up to 140 K are achieved by a His doctoral thesis concerned the awarded Thornwell $625,000 in com-
aries than those of platinum, provid- two-step annealing process. This characterization of deep-level pensation. “The unanswered ques-
ing fewer leakage paths for the in- technique induces a graded carrier states and carrier lifetimes in gal- tion, however,” Crist says, “is wh<t
dium, Pd was tested in place of Pt. concentration that increases infra- Iium arsenide light-emitting the Army, let alone Congress, has
red light confinement in the laser diodes. done about its intelligence agents.”

D IODE LASERS composed of


Pb,,,Sh ,,Te and fabricated with a
variety of contacts were main-
structure, thus reducing losses and
increasing output.
“These innovations,”says Dr.
Lo, “combine to produce a laser
that allows us to make measure-
Before undertaking gradu-
ate studies, Dr. Lo was instrumen-
tal in setting up the first American
transistor production plant in
Taiwan. In 1973, he joined General

Meanwhile, the ABC group which
produced “Attica” and the anti-
Vietnam War docudrama “Friendly
Fire” is now preparing an attack on
tained at 60°C in order to acceler- ments previously impossible.” Motors, where he is currently in the nuclear industry in the form of a
ate aging, with periodic charge of semiconductor laser and dramatization of the “Karen Silk-
interruptions for testing. The re- spectroscopy research. wood case.” These last projects, 2 7
sults showed that a multilayer Guide reports, are the work of “ a
structure of In-Au-Pd-Au,in which brash new generation of network
the grain boundaries tend to be
misaligned, provides maximal re- executives” with “ a strong and
duction of indium penetration,
confirming Dr. Lo’s hypothesis. General Motors
People building transportation to serve people
active interest in contemporary social
politics” who are determined “to
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E v i d e n t l y what can be expected on “There’s little or nothing made in the target of so many marketeers.” gence of impressarios with a new and
the networks, then, is worse of the United States that has the kind of The move beyond mass-audience improved vision of what American
same. But it has become almost axio- quality we want,” Schmertz said at a broadcasting is proceeding so quickly television, or at least one channel of
matic that good television appears New York TV Academy luncheon last that in j u s t one week this winter it, could be.
off-network. The hero of the last ten summer. (He also criticized the several new pay-cable services were
television seasons is Mobil Vice relentless portrayal of businessmen announced. A performing-arts cable n
President for Public Affairs Herb as villains on series such as ‘‘Dallas” service called Bravo began operating k o r years before he started plan:
Schmertz who through the wholesale and “Quincy.”) in December. ABC said that its Alpha ning Disneyland on a $10,000budget
importing of the best British tele- The most serious challenge to net- cultural cable service would begin in in 1952, Walt Disney talked about
vision programming has given Amer- work dominance is coming from the April. CBS Cable is scheduled to building “a new kind of amusement
ican viewers an idea of how good the new television technologies-video begin supplying cultural program- park” of a quality and dimension only
medium can be. cassette, video disc, cable, and direct ming-music, off-Broadway plays, he could envision. “All he knew for
This season Mobil budgeted satellite-to-home transmission. Half ballet, foreign films, and an “arts certain,” his biographer writes, “was
$8,900,000 to frnance 70 to 80 hours the nation’s households will have magazine”-near the middle of the he did not want to imitate the existing
of first-run material on public broad- cable by the end of the decade, a year. pattern because, a s he had dis-
casting and commercial stations. The report from the advertising agency J . As the networks’ involvement m covered when visiting them with his
ad hoc Mobil Showcase Network Walter Thompson forecasts. “In this area implies, the new “narrow- daughters years before, they were
linking individual commercial sta- 1979, half the homes in the country cast” television channels will prob- ‘Dirty, phoney places, run by tough-
tions in the top 50 television markets could receive nine or more television ably be dominated by the same looking people.’ There was, he said,
was set up after the networks re- channels. By 1989, half of the country people who have done so much for ‘a n t d for something new, but I
jected Mobil’s image advertising (on may well have more than 50 chan- broadcasting. The prospect of the didn’t know what it was.”’
the grounds that the ads “were nels to pick and choose from.” The slop now appearing off-Broadway Network prime-time is today a
taking a position on a controversial report adds that “network audience being spread all. over the country is 1 dirty, phoney place. American tel-
issue’ ’) . losses will be proportionately great- not much to look forward to. What is evision needs some Disneys for
Virtually all the Mobil program- est in the better educated, younger, needed now, and what is for perhaps adults-minus, of course, Tinkerbell,
ming will be imported from Britain. more affluent households-the prime the first time feasible, is the emer- etc. . 0

THROWAWAY COUNTRIES IN THROWAWAY TIMES by Michael Ledeen

T h e Freedom of Infirmation ~ c t , “havegiven Hays an unfair competi- spokesmen for Amnesty International have maintained that U.S. intelli-
continued: Most of those who tive advantage when the contract were invoked against the junta. Thus gence reports show marked increases
cheered when the FOIA was passed again came up for bid.” No one it came as a considerable shock when in both the quality and quantity of
undoubtedly expected that it would bothered to point out that, once the American Ambassador White- weapons flowing to El Salvador’s
serve to unmask the evils of govern- information had been released to himself the object of the wrath of the leftist guerrillas recently from
ment and advance the cause of truth. Hays, anyone else (or indeed the center-right for the past six months- sources that included Nicaragua,
I have suggested in this space from government of a foreign country) began to say that the Salvadoran Cuba, Vietnam, the Palestine Libera-
time to time that the thing doesn’t could have the same information. It is “revolutionaries” were being sup- tion OrgaRization, Libya and Eastern
work this way at all, and there was a this sort of thing that gives security- plied directly from Cuba and Nic- Europe.” And slightly more than a
small article in the W a / / Street minded government officials gray aragua with Russian, Cuban, and week later, Dickey wrote:
Journd on January 19 that made the hair and active ulcers. Chinese weapons. U.S. officials . . . hint without providing
point nicely. It began, “a federal Like all civil wars, the one in El Sal- evidence that the Soviet Union may be
judge in Wichita, Kans, granted vador is hard to analyze from day to p r e s s u r i n g t h e leftist government of
E f s a i v a d o r :Coverage of the war in
Boeing Co.’s request for a restraining day, and good reportage is in desper- neighboring Nicaragua to supply more
arms and become more involved in the
order barring the Defense Depart- El Salvador shifted abruptly in late ately short supply. The Washington Salvadoran conflict than its leaders would
ment from disclosing Boeing proce- December and early January, and Post has had two people on the have wanted.
dures for modifications of KC135 students of the press will want to story: Karen De Young, who fre- “Someone is playing throwaway with
tanker aircraft, a company spokes- have this phenomenon explained. quently questions the government’s their little bulls--- country,” is how one
man said.” Heretofore the coverage by the actions but reports favorably on the diplomat (sic!) h e r e described Nicar-
agua’s situation.
The case had to do with a com- leading dailies had argued that the guerrillas, and Christopher Dickey,
peting firm, Hays Interqational governmental junta was evil and who also regards the pronunciamenti Still, by mid-January it was evident
repressive, and that the revolution-
Corp., that had asked for the infor- from the “revolutionaries” as more that the Communist bloc was indeed
mation under the FOIA (the vast aries were fighting the righteous reliable than handouts from the pouring arms into El Salvador. Cord
majority of requests under FOIA arestruggle on behalf of an oppressed junta. Both seemed highly skeptical Meyer reported it in the Washington
made by American corporations, by populace. Folks who suggested that about claims made in early January Star, and Ambassador White himself
the way), and the DOD had decided El Salvador was simply the next step by American officials that the Salva- told journalists in El Salvador that
to release the information. Boeing in a n advance that started in Cuba doran guerrillas were receiving mas- “approximately 100 men landed from
and moved through Michael Man-
sued, arguing that the release would sive aid from foreign countries. In an Nicaragua” to bring weapons to the
ley’s Jamaica to Sandinista Nicara- article apparently from Washington guerrillas. And the Post’s editorial-
Michaef Ledeen is Executive Editor gua, were written off a s hysterics, on January 10, De Young said that ists took a position quite different
of the Washington Quarterly. and various priests, Friends, and “those in favor of the (military) aid from that of their own reporters. On
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