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Kylar
Hey so for the senior prank this year what if we like parked our cars where we
don't usually park them!{p=5.631}{nw}

Ari
Oh my god that is so funny!{p=1.835}{nw}

Kylar
Heh yeah math class this year with Mr. Burleday huh yeah like fuck Mr.
Burleday dude ha ha ha ha!{p=6.214}{nw}

Nicole
God they are never funny. It's like the girls just laugh to avoid sexual
assault.{p=4.922}{nw}

Crispin
Hey yo you new to this educational prison?{p=2.427}{nw}

Nicole
Ha ha ha ha ha wow yeah that was funny.{p=2.397}{nw}

Crispin
Yeah I'm getting into like humor and stuff-- anyway you know anyone around
here? Know where your classes are?{p=5.51}{nw}

Nicole
I mean kinda, there's like numbers on the doors I think I can figure it
out.{p=3.934}{nw}

Crispin
No no no no no I could show you around. Like a school tour? You wanna do that?
You up for that?{p=5.763}{nw}

Choice: HUMOR THE SCHOOL TOUR

Choice: DECLINE AND GO STRAIGHT TO CLASS
Choice: TELL HIM OFF AND CUT CLASS

No choice chosen.

Crispin
Yeah so then my friend got the DLC, that's downloadable content, it's like 10
dollars like dude kinda not worth it for the gun.{p=8.466}{nw}

Nicole
Why are you talking to me about video games?{p=3.337}{nw}

Crispin
Just something y'know... uh.. what you don't like play video games or
something?{p=5.214}{nw}

Nicole
I'm a thin girl do I fucking look like I play video games? I'd rather play
dead at a necrophilia convention.{p=6.84}{nw}

Crispin
Oh.. well... yeah y'know...{p=5.363}{nw}

Crispin
Oh.. well... yeah y'know...{p=0.64}{nw}

Nicole
I know what?{p=2.078}{nw}

Crispin
Did.. did you hear about how Mountain Dew makes guys sterile?{p=4.376}{nw}

Nicole
Yeah, from you and every other guy who reads the internet to try to be
interesting.{p=4.411}{nw}

Trody
Ha nice rollie backpack you fuckin' four-eyed double dick suckin'
bitch!{p=4.018}{nw}

Jeffery
Hey stop kicking it, this backpack holds priceless reading
materials!{p=4.166}{nw}

Trody
Oh yeah like what? The Bernstein Bears Make Eye Contact?{p=3.531}{nw}

Jeffery
Hey what is this? 4th grade? It is home to some of my favorite manga
books.{p=5.605}{nw}

Trody
Manga... What is that like Asian or something?{p=2.227}{nw}

Jeffery
Japanese thank you! Some of which go on to be very popular television
shows.{p=5.854}{nw}

Trody
Wait can't you watch half of those on cartoon channels? Why the hell would you
read it?{p=4.254}{nw}

Jeffery
Rggghh! That's it!{p=2.374}{nw}

Nicole
Dude how do you care about anything this much?{p=2.985}{nw}

Jeffery
What do you mean?{p=1.054}{nw}

Nicole
Like okay he thinks your Chinese cartoon books are stupid, why defend
it?{p=3.82}{nw}

Jeffery
Stay out of this you.. you girl!{p=3.751}{nw}

Choice: DOUBLE DOWN ON THE VERBAL ABUSE

Choice: JUST WATCH HIM GET BEAT UP
No choice chosen.

Nicole
What the fuck you greasy bitch I was trying to help you.{p=2.496}{nw}

Jeffery
I don't need help from someone who misnationalizes my Japanese manga
books!{p=5.005}{nw}

Trody
"Japanese manga books" that's literally you, that's what you sound
like.{p=3.071}{nw}

Nicole
Yeah first time you talk to a girl and you correct her on the origin of your
backwards picture books.{p=4.332}{nw}

Jeffery
They're not backwards they just read right-to-left!{p=3.301}{nw}

Trody
No one cares!{p=1.115}{nw}

Jeffery
I care! And the Youtube anime community cares too! Like NaruParty13 he's got
1,600 subscribers, do you have that many?{p=10.631}{nw}

Nicole
Why would you upload videos to Youtube?{p=2.428}{nw}

Jeffery
How else do you think videos get there?{p=2.52}{nw}

Nicole
It's for watching TV shows, you don't fucking participate in it. What am I
gonna go on Youtube and get digitally molested?{p=6.01}{nw}

Jeffery
No it- ughhh!{p=2.28}{nw}

Trody
Ha ha ha you gonna transform?{p=1.685}{nw}

Jeffery
Whatever everything's fine! My Mom said the bullies go nowhere and smart kids
like me become notable adults.{p=6.637}{nw}

Nicole
The most notable thing you could do is killing yourself before graduation.
Then your Dad can cry in front of school assemblies next to a black and white
photo of you.{p=7.931}{nw}

Jeffery
Wha- ...no...{p=2.734}{nw}

Trody
Little bitch.{p=0.717}{nw}
Jeffery
Wahhh!! I'm straight!{p=3.49}{nw}

Trody
So hey you're like pretty cool, what's your name?{p=3.138}{nw}

Nicole
Well my last name's "You". Most people just call me that.{p=2.765}{nw}

Trody
You? What is that like Asian? That's hot.{p=2.336}{nw}

Nicole
Yeah Grandma had yellow fever.{p=1.836}{nw}

Trody
Cool yeah... So what's your first name?{p=2.907}{nw}

Nicole
Fuck.{p=1.112}{nw}

Jecka
Oh you look new, the lunch line's on the other end there.{p=2.796}{nw}

Nicole
Huh?{p=0.876}{nw}

Jecka
You're trying to find where the lunch line starts, right? You got here a
little late so it's pretty long now.{p=5.88}{nw}

Nicole
Oh! Fuck for a sec I thought everyone else was skipping too.{p=3.377}{nw}

Jecka
Where'd you come in from?{p=1.488}{nw}

Nicole
Like just outside. There was this weird kid getting his shit handed to
him.{p=3.622}{nw}

Jecka
Like weird how?{p=1.333}{nw}

Nicole
I don't fuckin' know.{p=1.123}{nw}

Jecka
Is he like "talks about a bunch of dumb shit" weird? Or like "how can he
afford so much adderall with a job at the Shop 'n Save" weird?{p=6.799}{nw}

Jecka
Is he like "talks about a bunch of dumb shit" weird? Or like "how can he
afford so much adderall with a job at the Shop 'n Save" weird?{p=6.799}{nw}

Nicole
Um... first one.{p=1.96}{nw}

Nicole
I don't fuckin' know.{p=1.123}{nw}

Jecka
Is he like "talks about a bunch of dumb shit" weird? Or like "how can he
afford so much adderall with a job at the Shop 'n Save" weird?{p=6.799}{nw}

Nicole
Um... first one.{p=1.889}{nw}

Jecka
Oh, glasses, bowl cut, that's Jeffery. I don't think he's all there. Like he's
too socially awkward for the normal people but too smart for the special
eddies.{p=9.325}{nw}

Nicole
Can I sit here?{p=0.815}{nw}

Jecka
Yeah sure, all my friends got put in a different lunch period.{p=3.439}{nw}

Nicole
What's your name? I'm Nicole.{p=1.791}{nw}

Jecka
I'm Jecka.{p=1.251}{nw}

Nicole
Jecka? That's like on your birth certificate?{p=2.879}{nw}

Jecka
Short for Jessica, obvi.{p=1.556}{nw}

Nicole
That's pretty punk for someone who dresses so...{p=3.367}{nw}

Jecka
Preppy? Yeah my Mom works corporate for department stores so I get all this
expensive stuff for free but trust me, I don't give a fuck.{p=7.289}{nw}

Nicole
Cool yeah same.{p=1.499}{nw}

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