(Caden)

Dungeons and dungeons and dungeons and plot

Dungeons and dragons and dm galore
Taverns and travelers and plenty of crime
Now the suffering has begun

(Alex)
Dungeons and dungeons and dungeons and fun
Watch as time flies as we have a good time
Laughin’ and jokin’ in the villainous lair
In neverwinter air

(Chorus)
It’s the first fight, how did I just die?
It was just a stupid slime
If I roll the die, and get a nat one
I swear I’m gonna commit a war crime

(Caden)
Ride that horse, off a cliff, and somehow not die
Oh god how’d you not die?
Curses and bosses and all inbetween
That’s the DnD life

(Alex)
Dungeons and dungeons and dungeons and fun
Watch as time flies as we have a good time
Laughin’ and jokin’ in the villainous lair
In neverwinter air

(Chorus)
It’s the first fight, how did I just die?
It was just a stupid slime
If I roll the die, and get a nat one
I swear I’m gonna commit a war crime

(Both DM voices sing in unison)

Ride that horse, off a cliff, and somehow not die
Oh god how’d you not die?
Curses and bosses and all inbetween
That’s just DnD
That’s just DnD
Welcome to the DnD~ life