English Informal Speech

One day while I was bored I went to the kitchen and saw my mom making dessert. I was eagerly
watching her but as I was bored I wanted to irritate her a bit. While she was making mango
pudding she was searching for something and I had asked her what she was searching for and
she replied saying that she was searching for mangos and I immediately responded why are
you searching for the mangoes when we have mango juice in the fridge. She gave me this devil
stare, hit me on the head which kinda didn't hurt and asked me to buy a kilo of mangoes. I
bought them and just as I'm entering my house my mom screams from the kitchen which is
buried in the house and asks me to buy a packet of 100 grams of sugar with the change. Sadly I
had to stamp those pedals again. Later on my mom had asked me to get the cornstarch from
the cubby and as she had tortured me so much I instead got her a whole corn and some starch
powder. She was mad at me and shooed me out of the kitchen. But still I irritated her a bit more
while she was measuring, by adding more of that item to the measuring cup or taking out some
of that item. At the end after she was done she still gave a piece to me even though I irritated
her so much I tasted it and so did my mom and she totally forgot to add the tiny pinch of salt
which kinda made a big impact on the pudding. She took the stick in which we turned the
chapatis over and was about to do it to me and I never dared to enter the kitchen again.

We were at the amusement park and we had just finished with the zipwire. We were seeing
Sheena race down the zipwire like a racing car. She was rather screatching than screaming
because she was speeding faster than a Ferrari. The sound of the wire changed and we could
see she was slowing down as well a we relief in her face. Ironically she had come to a stop and
was too far from the ground and couldn't jump. We were baffled. It was humorous as well as
terrifying to see her in that state. After all we got someone and managed to get her down.

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