Rachel: Chandler, Patrick just ended things with me.

Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?

Chandler: I did. I absolutely did!

Rachel: You idiot!!!

Chandler: I am sure you are right, but why?

Rachel: You don’t tell a guy that you are looking for a serious relationship!

You don’t tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!

Chandler: Oh man! I am sorry I am so so sorry!

Rachel: You know? you should never be allowed to talk to people!

Chandler: I know! I know!

Rachel: Argh! … see, just, I, Now, I am right back where it started. Argh! this sucks! Being alone sucks!

Chandler: Hey, you know what? you are gonna meet somebody. You are a great catch!

You know, when I was telling all those guys about you, I didn’t have to lie once!

Rachel: Really?

Chandler: Yeah! You graduated magna cum laude, right?

Rachel: No

Chandler: Ah that doesn’t matter. Hey, do you know what, I got two tickets to tonight’s Ranger game.

Do you wanna come with me?

Rachel: Cute guys in little shorts? Sure!

Chandler: Actually, it is a hockey team, so it is angry Canadians with no teeth.

Rachel: Well, that sounds fun too. Thank you!

Chandler: OK.

Chandler: Have you ever been with a woman?

Rachel: What? Chandler, what is the matter with you?

Chandler: So, there is no good time to ask that question!