Differences

Men and Women

General Training for PerDev

March 2014, Ibiz Academy
Men and women have been created by God
differently. We just have to live with that.
Here are some differences.

WHEN IT COMES TO NICKNAMES.

If Gloria, Suzanne, Katrina, and Michelle go
out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria,
Suzanne, Katrina, and Michelle.
But if Bob, Tom, Bryan and Dave go out, they
will affectionately refer to each other as
Bonehead, Booger, Dogman and Pooman.
√Agree √ Disagree
 WHEN IT COMES TO EATING OUT,
HERE YOU WILL SEE THE DIFFERENCE:
And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, John
and Jack will each throw in P1,000 bills, even
though it’s only for P150. None of them will
have anything smaller, and none will actually
admit they want change back.
When the girls get their check, out come the
pocket calculators.
√Agree √ Disagree
WHEN IT COMES TO BATHROOMS:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a
toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of
soap, and a towel from a hotel.
The average number of items in the typical
woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not
be able to identify most of these items.
√Agree √ Disagree
WHEN IT COMES TO HANDWRITING:
To their credit, men do not decorate their
penmanship. They just chicken-scratch.
Women use scented, colored stationary and
they dot their “i’s” with circles and hearts.
Women use ridiculously large loops in their
“p’s” and “g’s”. It is a royal pain to read a note
from a woman. Even when she’s dumping
you, she’ll put a smiley face at the end of the
note.
√Agree √ Disagree
WHEN IT COMES TO GROCERIES:
A woman makes a list of things she needs
and then goes out to the store and buys them.
A man waits till the only items left in his
fridge are half a slice of pizza and a Coke,
then he goes grocery shopping. He buys
everything that looks good. By the time a
man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is
packed tighter than the cart can hold. Of
course this will not stop him from going to
the 10-items-or-less lane.
√Agree √ Disagree
 WHEN IT COMES TO SHOES YOU
CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCES:
When preparing for work, a woman will put
on a suit, then slip on a pair of comfortable
shoes. She will carry her dress shoes in a
plastic bag. When she gets to work, she will
put on her dress shoes.

Five minutes later, she will kick them off

because her feet are under the desk.
A man will wear the same pair of shoes all
day.
√Agree √ Disagree
WHEN IT COMES TO OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her
children. She knows about dentist
appointments and soccer games and
romances and best friends and favorite foods
and secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people
living in the house.
√Agree √ Disagree
WHEN IT COMES TO DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water
the plants, empty the garbage, answer the
phone, read a book, get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and
funerals.
√Agree √ Disagree
WHEN IT COMES TO ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
√Agree √ Disagree
AND WHEN IT COMES TO CATS:
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women
aren’t looking, men kick cats.
√Agree √ Disagree
AND WHEN IT COMES TO CLOTHES:
When a woman goes to her closet and says,
“I don’t have anything to wear,” she really
means, “I don’t have anything new to wear.”
When a man goes to his closet and says, “I
don’t have anything to wear,” what he really
means is, “I don’t have anything clean to
wear.”
√Agree √ Disagree
And finally, “Few women admit their age. Few
men act theirs.”

Men want respect. Women want intimacy.

Give them what they want.

No man can live without his woman.

 QUOTABLE QUOTES:

“A woman worries about the future until she

gets a husband. A man never worries about
the future until he gets a wife.”

“Later the same day, the wife says, “Now that

we’re back on speaking terms, shut up!”
 Charm can mislead and beauty soon fades.
The woman to be admired and praised is the
woman who lives in the Fear-of-God.

Proverbs 31:30 MSG

The End

Prepared by: TRM Boo

Training Dept, Ibiz Academy 2014

Reference: Just When You Think You

Can’t Do It, Do It! By Francis Kong

To Jesus be the glory~