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F RE N C H

S H O RT S T O R E S

E D ITE D FOR S CH OOL US E BY

HA R RY C . S C H W E IK E R T , M A . .

CEN TR A L H IG H SC H OOL , ST . LOUI S , M O .

S C OT T , F O RE S M AN AN D C OM PA N Y
C H IC AG O N EW Y OR K
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B Y S oon , F ORE S M A N AN D COM PA N Y


PR E F A CE

I n l a t e y e a r s c on s t an t ly i n creasi n g attention has been


given to the st u d y of the short stor y i n o ur schools an d “

colleges N umero u s texts have bee n prepared to meet t his


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new ten dency but in all o f them there has been a p r ep o n


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derance o f En glish and American stories The few foreign .

stories i n cluded in some of the collectio n s implied a scan t


recognitio n of the fact that there we re excellen t stories in
literatures other tha n those in the En glish la n gu age .

The presen t war has greatl y stimulated i n terest in con


t i n en t al literatu re especiall y in that o f o u r Allies
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these none is richer i n its fiction than F ra n ce The high .

artisti c ex c elle n ce o f the F ren ch short s t or y has lo n g been


recognized a n d the more importa nt Fren ch writers are well
known e v er y where ; but up to the prese n t n o representative
collection o f Fre n ch short stories has been made for school
us e. This volume aims t o present su c h a c ollection .

The editor wishes to make a gen eral acknowledgmen t


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of his i n debted n ess to all pre v ious editors o f collectio n s o f


short stories which included the Fre n ch H e has also re .

c ei v e d much help a n d stimulatio n from the ma ny recent books

on the a rt of the short stor y S pecial ackn owledgme n ts are


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due t o Mr C E Miller a n d M r R A Alp i s e r both o f


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the Mercantile L ibrar y o f St L oui s for their ma ny c ourte


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sies an d t o the editor s frie n d a n d col league M r L oui s


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L aC r oi x .

Acknowledgments t o publisher s will be found in c onn e c


tion with the stories themselves .

St L ouis M o Apri l, 1 9 1 8
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H C S . . . .
C ON T E N T S

I N T ROD U CT I ON
I T he Sh ort Story T o d ay
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II T he Sh ort St o ry o f A nti qu i ty
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III T h e S h ort Sto ry i n M o de rn F r a nc e


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PRON O U N CI N G G LOS S ARY


B A L! AC

An E p i s o de o f t h e R ei gn of T e rro r
T h e A th eist s M a ss

Co lonel Ch ab e rt
M fmm nfn
M ateo F alcone
M U S SE T
C roi s ill e s
MA U PAS SA N T

T wo F ri ends

D A UDE T

The R everend F ath er G a u ch e r s E lixi r


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COF F E E

A P ie ce of B re a d
FRA N CE
T h e Ju g gle r of No tr e D a m e
B A! IN

T he B i r ds in t he L ette r -
B ox

CL A RE T IE
B oum B o um
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Th e S iren
I N T R OD U C T I ON

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T H E S H O R T S T O RY T O DAY
F i ct ion in i t s mos t c omp rehen sive sense is c oeval with
the beginnings o f literature and the short story is as old as
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the art O f narration itself However it has been left to


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comparatively modern times to give close attention to the


defini tio n o f the li terar y forms n o w included in the general
term p r o s e fi c t io n u ntil today the terms n o v el ro m a nc e
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a n d sho r t s t o ry have come t o mean something fairl y di s t i n c


tive For many centuries looseness in the matt er of con
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str u ction was characteristic o f the lo n g stor y a n d the short ,

both l n poetr y an d prose In the eightee nth and n i n etee nth


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centuries when the modern n o v el began to S hape itself more


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care was bestowed on the question of form a n d as the art , ,

o f fiction progressed the short stor y graduall y began to


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emerge as a separate v ariet y But loosen ess of structure .

was not definitel y attacked until abo u t the middle of the last
cen tur y when P oe b y precept an d pra c tice proclaimed the
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short stor y as something new a n d disti n ct i n fiction sub ,

j to special laws of its own He published B r e n z c e his


e c t e.
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first stor y i n 1 8 3 5 a n d i n 1 8 4 2 he wrote his famous re view


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of Hawthor n e s T w i s e T o ld T a les Both the T a le s and the



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critique are lan dmarks i n the de v elopment of the short


stor y P oe s i n fluen ce in this development can hardly be
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o v er emphasized I n Fran ce his stories had the good for


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tun e to be tra n slated b y Baudelaire ( 1 8 5 6 an d with


such remarkable fidelity and exquisite sty le did the French
man perform his task that the stories ranked practically as
origi n al work P oe became equall y popular in other c oun
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tri es es p e cially i n E n gland Germany and R ussia


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8 F R E N CH S H ORT S TOR I E S

I t is an an c i en t tru i s m t o Say th at li t e r a tu r e i s a r e fl e cti on


o f li fe but the i dea has s p e c i al a pp li c a t ion in a c onsidera t ion
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o f t he dev elo p men t o f t he shor t s t ory In t he last fifty years


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li fe has become more c om p li c a t ed t he field o f hu m an t hou ght


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and endeavor h a s widened a ct ion has be c ome more and more


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s p e c ialized edu c a tion i s almos t c ommon p roperty and


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reading a universal habi t Thes e very c ond i t ions however


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have im p os ed restri ctio ns on le i su r e fo r r eadin g s o t ha t t o ,

day a hundred readers fi nd t i me f or a shor t s t ory t o on e


who c an de v o t e hims elf to a lon g novel The sho rt story .
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t herefore fills a na t ural wan t c reated in lar g e p a rt by the


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c onditions O f modern life and writers have n ot been slow


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in taki n g advantage o f this demand for brev i t y .

A con c omita n t fac t or in t he p o p ular i za t ion o f the short


s t or y is the stu p endous growth o f the magazine as a medium
o f p ublication espe c ially i n Ameri c a I n the earlier maga .
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zine more p articularl y i n E n gland short stories were used


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mainly as fillers while today the bookstands eve r ywhere
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fairl y groan with magazi n es which loudly pro c laim them


s el v es as c on t ai n i n g shor t stories onl y E ven the more con .

s e r v a t i v e o f t he O lder p eriodicals do no t hesi t a t e t o c all

special atte n tion t o t heir shor t stories B esides a su rp ris .


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i n gly large number o f thes e stories find t heir w a y into book


form assuring them a g reat er de g ree o f p ermanen c y This
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insiste nt and c ons t antly growin g demand has no t only s t i m u


lated produ c tion ; i t has also been r es p ons i ble f o r g reater
merit i n the stories themselves .

A s tud y o f t he short s t ory inev itably su gg es t s a c ontrast


with the no v el In a general way the m at e r i al i s the same
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for both as well as the fundamental elements o f c onstru c tio n


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The subj ect matter with wh i c h p rose fict i on deals says
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P ro f Blis s P erry i s human life i tself ; the ex p erien c e o f
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the ra c e under countless c onditions o f exis t en c e And again
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fic tion wri t ers all ha v e s ome th i n g t o say about life That .
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surely is b r oad enough to include both no vel and sho rt stor y .

Yet t h e r e a r e di ff erences In ge n eral the n o v el is more


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exp an s w e i n theme a n d more elasti c i n treatme n t ; it can ,

a n d usually does reproduce a larger phase of li fe than the


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short stor y on e involvi n g more characters an d greater


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variety o f incident a n d afio rd i n g a more exte n ded range


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for the portra y al o f human emoti on I n the no v el there .

is an elaborate p lot frequen tl y supported b y o n e o r more


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s ub plots which help to create the complicatio n in which


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much o f the i nterest of the stor y is embodied Opportunit y .

is gi v en fo r leisurel y narration O ften relieved b y incide ntal ,


description onl y such however as will not obscure the
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e ffect whi ch the writer wishes t o create In order to achieve .

his purpose artisticall y the no v elist arran ges the in c idents


and episodes in the lives o f hi s c haracters i n such a wa y
a s t o lead up t o the cli max which perma n e n tl y affects t h e

destiny o f the importa n t characters at least, or involve s


them in a definite Catastro p he .

In some such way the ideals o f t h e novel may be su m


m a ri z e d and o f c ourse some o f the points j ust made apply
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t o the short s t or y as well especiall y the older variet y


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it has be c ome the fashion to discriminate betwee n the novel


an d the shor t stor y and much has been written in this
connection R ules have been formulated as to what is and
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wha t is n ot a short story with co n siderable emphasis o n ,

the idea that a short stor y is more than a stor y that simply
hap p ens t o be brief In order t o bring out these distinguishi n g
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features o f the short stor y as it is now concerned it ma y not


be ir r el evan t t o give a brief s y nopsis o f the fundamental
elements o f p rose fi c tion .

In eve ry sto ry lon g o r shor t the r e are c ha


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r a c t e rs s e t t i n
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and p lo t . In other words there are c ertain pe r son s o r


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c h a r a c t e r s wh o d o somethi n g amid c ertain s u r r o u nd i n s T h e


g .

c haracters are des c ribed by di r e ct stat ement o f t he autho r,


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. or b y wha t they d o and s ay as t he s t o r y pr o gr es s es T he .

se tt ing o f a story includes its lo c a t ion in t ime and p la c e .

T h e p lo t gives li fe t o the story ; it i mp lies a ct i on t he ,

in c ident s and e p isodes in whi c h the c hara c ters are i nvolved


bei n g artisti c all y arranged t o lead t o some c ertai nend The .

n o v e L employs t hese elements with g reater elabora t ion as ,

suggested in a p revious p aragra p h whil e t he shor t s t ory ,

o f ne c essity is o f sim p le form .

M an y attem pt s have been made i n re c en t years t o gi ve


m ore p re c ise and exa ct defini tion t o the term s ho r t s t o ry as
distin guished from t he mere t a le o r s k e t c h but i t does not ,

s eem essential t o t he presen t p urpose t o c ont ribute t o this


discussion for in t his book all three for m s are r e p resen t ed
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The o n e t rai t c o m mon t o all i s s i ng le nes s of efl e c t se c ured ,

by re p ression i n the use o f m aterial and by c o nc entra t ing


the interes t u p on some o n e chara cter o r some o n e in c ident ;
by compa ct nes s o f c onstru c tion and swi ftnes s o f movemen t .

The c ontras t with t he loos er and more leisurely manner o f


t he novel is O bvious In t he ideal shor t story there is little
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room for description A c t i o n is the word


. The r est is .

usually quite secondary although i n t he shor t s t ory there


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has always been a marked fondness for local c olo r effe c t s


be c aus e o f the air o f realism which they impart .

The field O f the short story is almos t unlim ited bot h i n ,

r ange o f subj e ct matter and method of treatment T he most


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su cc ess ful stories o f all times ha v e always b een t hos e whi c h


a pp ealed t o t he deep seated emotions c ommon t o humanity
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su c h as lo v e ha t e j e a lo us y r e v eng e f ri en d s hip c o ur a g e
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d e v o t i o n s e lf s a c r ifi
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c e ; o r again the ap p eal may lie in the
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t y p e o f c harac t er t he s o ldie r the begg a r t he c ri m i n a l the


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a t h le t e ; a n d sometimes t he a p peal i s i n t he effe c t only fo r ,

example hu m o r p a t ho s o r h o r ro r I t i s n ot unusual fo r
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writers t o combine t w o o r m ore Of t hese mo t ives In the .

p resent volume nearly all o f the ele m ent s j us t m entioned -


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may eas i ly be dete c ted and readers will find it a pleasan t


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exercise to note after they have read a stor y what effect


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has been produced upo n them a n d h ow the au thor ma n aged


hi s mater ial i n order to secure it .

At the present moment no form o f writi n g is more in


vogue than the short stor y There is more a n d more of a
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ten den cy to place the emphasis On the s ho r t S e v eral .

reaso n s for this ha v e alread y bee n i n dicated but at least ,

o n e other ma y be me n tio n ed i m i t a t i o n
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T w o of the foremost
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moder n writers o f the short stor y practiced the v er y shor t


form M aupassa n t a n d O Hen r y an d they did it s u r
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passi n gly well The y followed P oe i n poi nti n g the way


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for the ty pe o f stor y that limited itself to the sharply drawn -

photograp hi c detail and s o s u ccess ful were the y t h a t a ll


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the world seems in cli n ed to follow them N arrati v e art .

with them mean t the focussin g of the a tte ntio n o n some


o n e c hara ct er o r s o me one trait o r some o n e in c ide n t by ,

mea n s of which the y c reated the S i n gle impression sought .

The moder n devotion to hurr y an d speed has helped t o


popularize the ver y short form a n d the newspaper s a n d
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magazi n es are doi n g their best to foster this t y pe The y .

p refer to pri n t half a dozen s t o rI e s b y di fferent authors


rather than o n e o r t w o lon ger o n es which might actually
have a higher claim to literar y disti n ctio n It is n atu ral .

that a n author ca n build better i f he is n ot cramped for


elbow room and this is exemplified b y some o f the older
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writers bor n before brev it y became a n altar o n which all


else must be sacrificed Amon g them are s u ch writers as

Balzac Turgenev an d Tolstoi


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.R eaders wh o ha v e n ot
already do n e so should n ot fail t o read T u r g en ev s A T e a r ’

o f t he S t e
pp e,s as well as the lo n ger o f the short stories b y

B alzac Amo n g the few more rece n t wr iters w h o wrote as


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they pleased rather than fit their stories i nto the spa c e


allotted b y the magazines was Hen r y James S ome da y .
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when it is no lo n ger a po p ular literar y sport t o c as t slu r s


u p on t hat great literar y figure the readin g public will wake ,

u p t o t he fa ct that it has been most unj ustly n eglecting o n e


o f the foremos t wr i t e r s o f the short sto ry in E nglish .

II
T H E S H O R T S T O RY OF AN T I Q U I T Y
Of all t he
ar t s t ha t o f story t elling is surely the oldest
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L on g before the dawn o f hi story p rimitive man must have


found deli gh t in t a lki ng about his su cc ess in the hunt o r his
p rowes s in the fi gh t H is ima gina t ion soon t aug ht hi m when
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t o drop su p er fl uous fa c ts and when t o add de t ails in o r der t o


m ake a good s t ory These early tales o f advent u r e doubt
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les s , were enri c hed by t h a t elemen t o f wonder instilled in


t he s ava g e breast by the mysteries o f a world whi c h h e c ould
n o t ex p lain bu t o f which he nevertheless felt hi m self a p ar t .

In t he c ours e o f time narratives of p ersonal adven t ure t ended


t o be c ombined with a ttem p ts t o ex p lain the p owe r ful forces
o f na t ure thereby hel p in g to c reate t he my t h t he hero t ale
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the legend and the folk tale Thes e s t ories no doubt were
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c rude a n d formles s enough at first bu t eve n tually were gi v en ,

s ome sor t o f rude shape by the p rofes sional stor y teller who -

seems t o ha v e been c ommon to all p eo p les and all litera t ures


at some earl y s t a g e in t heir de v elo p ment S tories were told .
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r e told
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added to remolded handed down orall y from o n e
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g eneration to another until at last the art o f wri ting made i t


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p ossible t o p reserve them with a certain de g ree o f p er


m a n en c y In some su c h wa y as this w e m ay i m a gi ne t he
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art o f story telling in its beginnings ;


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P erha p s the oldest know n shor t s t or i es are those which


ha v e been p reserved on t he p a p yri o f an c ient E gy p t some o f ,

which have la t ely be c ome a cc essible t o E nglish r eaders .

O n e o f these T h e S h ip w r e c k e d S a i lo r p r i n t ed i n C anby s
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B o o k o f t h e S h o r t S t o ry dates b a ck t o t he t wenty fift h


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cen tury before o u r era an d may be the oldest short stor y in


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existen ce The stories contai n ed i n the A r a bi a n N ig h t s


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are also v ery old although their prese nt form is compara


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t i v ely moder n I n an cie n t Hebrew L iterature a number of


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S hort stories may be fo u n d i n clu di n g s u ch fine examp les as


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the B o o k of R u t h a n d the P ro d ig a l S o n
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In Greek a n d R oma n literatu re there i s v er y little that .

can properly be called prose fiction I n the history of .

H erodotus a number o f an ecdotes a n d stories are i n trodu ced ,

o n e o f which at least m i ght be called a short stor y Thi s is .

the story of P oly crates a n d h IS ri n g i n the third book The ,


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existi n g s yn opses o f the s o called lost T a le s o f M i le t u s


indicate that these were stories writte n primaril y to e nter


tai n a n d the fact that they seem to ha v e bee n popular s u g
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gests that there may hav e bee n other collection s o f which n o


trace exists O f extan t Greek stories the F a bles of Aesop
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( sixth ce n tur y B C ) are popular to this da y


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In R oma n li teratu re some o f the best short stories are


fo u n d amo n g the poets notably Ov id who i n his M e t a
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m o rp h o s e s r e tells i n sprightl y fash ion ma ny of the O ld


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stories the my ths a n d lege n ds of both Greece a n d R ome


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as well as stories whose origi n was less remote The more .

importan t R oman prose writers rarel y i n trod u ced an ythi n g


resembli n g the short stor y O f the minor writers at least
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three ma y be mentio n ed all of them belon gi n g to the first


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centur y of ou r era The first i s P etroni u s Arbiter whos e


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T ri m a lc h i o s D i nn e r is readil y accessible in P rofessor P eck s


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admirable translation In the N o c t e s A tt i c a e of Aulus


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G elli u s 1 5 fou n d that c harmi n g stor y A n d r o c l e s a nd t h e ,

L io n . P robably t he best short stor y i n L ati n i s C up id a n d


P s y c h e in the M e t a m o rp h o s e s of Apuleius
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With the barbarian in v asions o f the fifth centur y a n d


the consequent disi nte gr ation of the R oman E mpire classical
literature came t o an end F o r almost a thousan d y ears the
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c ivil i z ati on o f E uro p e wa s a dj us ti n g and r eadj us ti n g i t sel f


to di ff ere nt modes and ideals o f li fe a n d it was n ot until about
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the end O f t he t hir t eenth c ent ury that forms o f t he short s t ory
be g an on c e more t o re c eive s p e c ial a tt ention As far as the .

his t o r y o f t he shor t story is c on c erned the mos t si gnificant


wor k o f t he n ew era was t he G e s t a R o m a no r u m ( D eeds o f
t he R omans ) a c olle c ti on o f tales o f all sorts f rom every
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Im a In a bl e source
g written in L a t in
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T his wor k be c.a m e ex
c e e d i n l y p o p ular and was us ed as a sour c e boo k by the -
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s t ory wri t ers o f t he Middle A g e and aft er I t also served
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t o make mo r e wides p read the idea o f g a t her i n g s t ories in t o


c olle ctions O f t en an added i nte r es t w a s given t o t hese c ol
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lections by lin ki n g t he s t ories int o a more o r les s c onne ct ed


s eries This was es p e c ially t rue i n I t aly t he mos t fam ous
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example bein g the D e c a m e ro n o f B o cc a cc i o ( 1 3 1 3


The s c heme w a s als o frequently em p loyed in F r ance while ,

in E ngland it was ado p ted by C hau c er in T h e C a nt e r bur y


T a l e s and in Ameri c a L on gfellow used i t i n h i s T a les of a
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Wa y s i d e I nn .

On e of t he m os t f as c ina t in g c ha pt e r s i n t he h i s t ory o f
stor y telling is tha t whi c h p ertains to the lit erature O f the
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Age o f R oman c e This c onnects itself p arti c ularly W i th


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France There as elsewhere the earliest writing w a s i n


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p oeti c form In the eleventh and t w elfth c enturies the


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troubadours wen t from pla c e to p la c e c hant in g their c h a n


s o ns d e
g e s t es or songs o f great deeds
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thes e were the fa bli a u a: and the c o n t e s d e vo t s both highl y ’

importa n t i n the r i s e a n d developmen t o f the short story .

In the fa bli a ua of the Middle Ages the s t or y is c ommonly


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o f a humorous nature depending u p on a trick for its poi n t


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Their greatest significan c e lies in their realistic portra y al


o f the life o f that da y The c o n t es d é c o t s as the n ame
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indicates were O f a religious n at u re ob v iou s l y did a ctic a n d


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c los el y related t o t h e a ll e gorie s s o popular a t that time .


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B u t the i mp o rt an c e o f all t hese p al es wh en p l ac ed in


j uxtaposition with the me t rical romance proper The .

c h a n s o n s d e g e s t e s made at least Some prete n se to a c tual

fact and that c onstitutes their c hief difference as far as


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the material is concer n ed The outstan ding speci al char


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a c t er i s t i c o f the metri c al roma n ce was the element of w o n d e r .

Absolutely nothi n g seems to ha v e bee n b arred which might


help to secure the desired e ff ect i n character setti n g a n d , , ,

p lot There were stories o f grim gia nts horrible drago n s


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beautiful e n cha ntresses Imprisoned dams els to be res cued


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encha nted castles magician s magic swords a n d marvelous


, , ,

deeds involving superhuman stren gth a n d endura n ce Ana .

lognes t o this ty pe o f stor y may be fou n d in nearl y e v ery


great literature but in the metrical roman ce there was some
,

thi n g more This was the general att itude o f chival ry


.

a n unselfish devotion t o ideals .

I II
T H E S H O R T S T O RY IN M O D E R N F RA N C E
B et ween the fourteen th and the eighteenth centurie s
there w a s nothing o f n ote in the de v elopmen t of the Frenc h
short stor y The French no v el had e nj o y ed its first period
.

o f popularity in the age o f L ouis X IV I n the eightee nth .

c entur y it became essentiall y a reflectio n o f the man ne rs


o f the time that is to say highly artificial Duri n g the
, ,
.

period o f the Fre n ch R e v olutio n a n d the y ears i m m edi


ately followi n g much fiction was produced an d a n ew n ote
was struck This n ew n ot e was R oma n ticism It was indi
. .

c a t e d n o t s o much in the form and material used as in the

attitude of the writer an d this attitude was largely the


,

result o f the i n fluence o f R ou sseau Its special feature was .

r e vo lt, a breaki n g awa y from tradition a n d the hard s et ,

mannerisms o f a n earlier da y As represe n tative o f this .

c ha n ged spirit C hateaubria n d became the first important


16 F R E N CH S H ORT S TO R I E S

name in m od er n F r en c h ficti on H i s A t a la . b ased


u p on his ex p erien c es with t he Ameri c an Indians mark ed t he ,

t urn i n g p oin t fo r the n ew move m ent


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.

The R oman t i c movement o f t he lat ter p art o f t he e i gh t een t h


and t h e be ginni n g o f the ninet eenth c enturies was t he natural
ou tc ome o f the g eneral so c ial unres t in all the highly c ivilized
Countries O f E urope A mon g the Fren c h novelis t s o f t h i s
.

p eriod wh o w o n distin ction in the shor t story are B alzac and


M erim ee It was Vi c tor Hugo however wh o be c ame the
.
, ,

g rea t c ham p ion o f R omanticism firs t i n p oe t ry and the ,

drama then i n fi ction In a lit erary movement as in a p oliti


,
.
,

cal there i s a t enden c y t o g o to ext re mes This i s g en e r a llv


,
.

true o f the p eriod under dis c ussion ; bu t the short story


!

whi c h develo p ed rapidly durin g the years surroundin g 1 8 5 0 ,

showed a mar k ed in c linat ion t o moderat e t he ec c entri c ities


and ex t ravagancies o f t he R omanti c school The R omanti c .

idea w a s p aramoun t and while men li k e B alz a c and M eri


, ,

m ee s c o fie d at i t they never t heless used much o f its material


a nd ado pt ed its methods es p ecially in their lo c al color


,

e ffe c ts
. This e ff ort at lo c al c olor struck the keynote for a
n e w realism quite different from t he a r t i fi c i a l i t i e s t hought

r ealistic in t he precedi n g c e n tury .

I t will b e noted then that at the hei ght O f the R omantic


m ovement there w a s alread y a s wa y ing i n t he o p posite
direction due mainly to the co n ditions o f life aft er t he middle
o f the centur y F or at least t w o de c ades there was com p ara
.

t ive political quiet a n d a ge n eral material pros p erity It .

was also a n age of u n exampled ad v ance in all the p hases o f


huma n endea v or more particularly in sc i en c e and all thi s
, ,

t ended t o p roduce a sa tis factio n wi t h life as it was .

Flauber t and Gautier are t he t w o p i onee r s o f t h i s new


R ealism which ne v ertheless retained many o f the earmarks
, ,

o f R omanticism The y were both i n timately c onnected with


.

the short story the one ch i e fl y through his disciple M au p as


, ,
P R O N O U N C IN G G L O S S A R Y

A rnaud, ar n o Gi us ep p a, j oo -s ep pa
’ ’
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B alz ac , b l z ak
a -

,
or b al
'
z ak Go d e an , g O dO
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'


B azi n , b a z an-

Grod es ch al, g Od sh al

i
L angea s , l an z h é

B é l ug uet , h é l u g e
'

- - -

B erm ut i er, b é r L em ai t r e, l é m a t r ’

m
'
a t ya
- - -

L oi s el , lw a z é l

B i anch on, h é an sh O
' -
- -
n

B ouc ar d b OC car
,
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'
M arqui s de B eaus eant ,

d é b O Sé an

B ourg eat b OO z h a ké
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- - -
,

B out i n t O t an
,
-
'
M at eo F al cone, m a t a O f al
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'

c O né
‘ ’
B rous s ai s , b rOO -
se

B run et i er e , b rfi
n t y ar -

M ath il d e m a t é l d ,

Ch ab ert , ah a b ar
-

M aup ass ant d e m O p a S a n ,
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'

Ch ell es, Sh el M éri m é e, m a r é m a ’
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'

Cl aret i e, k l ar -
té '
M oli ere , m o l y ar -

C op p é e, k O p a -
'
M ori s sot , m O ri s -

C ré b i ll on, k r a h é y an - -

M ur t a , m u -ré

C ro i s l
i l ,
es k r w z él
a -

M uss et , m ii -

Grot t at , k rii t a -

Q ui n qu t e , k an k e -

Cuvi er , k fivy a R amp onneau r an p On n O


’ ’
- - -
,
‘'
R o b es p i err e d e r O b é s p er ’


D A ss oucy , da S OO ci

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,

D au d et , d O d é r O b S p y ar
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-
o r -

D el b e c q , d é l b é k -

S auv ag e, So v agh
-

d é pl an S i m onni n, m O an

D esp l ei n,

-
S é -
n -

D es ro ch es , d a rfish T all ey rand t al é ran


’ ’
- - -
,

D u Gu es cli n, d fi gé k lan T hi b au lt t i b O
’ ’
- - -
,

F a g u et , f a g é T i st et Ved en e t i s t e v é
’ ' ’
-
,
-
d en
F err au d , f er T ols to i t Ol s t OI

-
rO ,
-

F l aub ert , fl Ob ar T urg en ev t OOr g e n y ef


’ '
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,

F o r est i er, f Or é S t y a V auquer,



v O-k é

- -

F r an co s ,

i f a Sw a Verg ni aud , v arn y O or v ar

’ ’
r n - -
,

G auch er, g O-S h é



g n O
G aut i er , g O t y a
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B AL ! AC
— 1 850 )
( 7
1 9 9

H O N ORE D E B AL ! A C wa s born at Tou r s in 1 7 9 9 H e was .

s e n t to school first at Ven d O m e a n d completed his educatio n


at P aris His pare nts i n te n ded him to be a lawy er and he
.
,

dutifully followed the c ourse prescribed fo r entra n ce t o that


profession But when he w a s o ff ered an excelle nt o pp o r
.

t u n i t y t o practi c e he refused to c o n sider it ha v ing earl y i n


,

life determi n ed to be a writer Thoroughl y disgusted hi s.


,

father withdrew all support a n d B alzac entered upon a


,

career of str uggle a n d po v ert y while e n deav oring to make


h i s wa y a s a n o ve li st His rugged perse v eran ce en abled
.

him to lea v e h i s garret aften ten y ears ; but he never achi e v ed


a ny great fi n a n cial su cc ess be c ause of his erratic ideas o n the
subj ect o f mo n e y .

B alzac w a s a ma n of tremendous phy sical v igor and


bou n dless e n ergy He worked steadily an d accordi n g to
.

fixed methods retiri n g at s i x i n the e v eni n g a n d risi n g at


,

midn ight ; the n b y dri nk in g co ff ee excessi v ely he kept h i m


, ,
v

self at work until n oo n of the followi n g da y an d often ,

lon ger . His after n oo n s he spe n t walki n g about P aris ,

alwa y s with a n ey e to possible material for stories O bser v i n g ,

p eople their modes of dress a n d habits o f liv i n g the houses


, ,

i n which they li v ed the streets ; ever y thi n g in fact which


, , ,

might be o f use i n the devisi n g o f his stories He took a .

very serious view of his work and the indefatigable energy


,

whi ch he emplo y ed in origin al creatio n was equaled b y the


pai n staki n g method with which he prepared his cop y for
p ubli cation r e writi n g a n d re v isi n g up to the fi n al proofs
,
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.

B y basi n g his stories o n actual obser v ations o f real life


B alzac made himself the father of moder n realism He .

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20 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

had the tri c k o f be i n g able t o c reate the c fl e ct o f tr ut h by


S heer mas s of small things i n t he env i ronmen t o f the c h a r
a ct er s . In fact he c arried o ut this idea wi th su c h p roli xity
,

that in some p assages t he reader tends to be bo r ed It i s .

interesting to no t e the c on t ras t in m e t h od be t ween B alzac



a n d M aupas sant in this c onnect i on Almost as p rominen t .

as B alza c s love o f a c tuality is his love o f t he ex c e ptional


situation This led him frequen tly into ext rava ga nza and
.


melodrama H e said o f himself : . I love exce p tional b e

ings ; I am o n e of them He had a p assion fo r the .

shadow y the mysti c t he chi c anery o f s e c ret so c i et i es any


, , ,

thing i n fact which would add c olor to his stor i es On e


, , .

must indeed recogniz e in t he grea t realis t a h i ghly romantic


strand of tem p eramen t .

In the twenty years o f his l i t erary c aree r B al z a c wrote


over a hundred stori es O f which a few are short sto r ies but , ,

the g reat b u lk novels His p ur p ose always w a s t o p resent .

a detailed picture o f the Frenc h li fe o f his day i n all its


p hases H e hims elf grouped his s t ories as follows : S cenes
.

of
( )
1 P ri v ate L i fe ;( )
2 P rovin c ial L ife ; ( )
3 P arisian L i fe ;
( )
4 P olitical L i fe ; ( )
5 Military L i fe ; ( )
6 C ountry L i fe ;
these wi t h ( 7 ) P hiloso p hi c al S tudies c om p ris e nearly all o f
, ,

h is stories and t o the whole he g ave the title L a Co m é d i e


,

H u m a ine .

B alza c s style is f or c eful and vi g orous qu i t e in c ha r a c ter


with himself and his sub j e c t matter O ft en i t i s somewhat .

rough and lacks the artisti c fi n ish o f many lat er F re n ch


writers At times he lo v ed to re v el i n t he grim and sordid
.
,

and in such stories his method o f detail i s a pt t o make the


result brutal and revolting to E nglish readers But he .

rarel y failed to make his story interes t ing solid and pro , ,

fou n d n o small distin cti on i n a wr i t er wh o p rodu c ed as m u c h


,

as B alzac .

Th e A t he i s t s M as s C o lo n e l C ha be r t and An E p i s o d e o f

, ,

t h e R ei g n of T e r ro r the stories s elected for this volume


, ,

S how B alzac at his v ery best H e c lassified the firs t t w o as .

S c e nes of P ri v a t e L i f e t he o t he r as Po li t i c a l M ost o f hi s
,
.
AN E P I S O D E OF T H E RE I G N OF T ERR OR 21

short stories are s c attered through volumes co n tai ni n g lo n ger


stories s o that it i s difficult to locate them However several
,
.
,

v olumes of them may now be had in the E v e ry m a n L i br a ry .

Balzac remained a bachelor for fifty y ears but in 1 8 5 0 ,

he we n t to R us sia a n d there married M adame Hanska w ith ,

whom he had been acquai nted for ma ny y ears H e retur n ed .

to P aris a n d to his work but the fe v erish acti v it y with ,

which he had worked s o many y ears at last wore him o ut


and he die d August 1 8 1 8 5 0 , .

A N E P I S OD E OF TH E RE IG N OF T E RR O R 1

B y H ON OR E DE BA L! A C

A B O U T eight o clo c k on the e v en ing o f Ja nuar y 2 2 n d 1 7 9 3


, ,

a n aged woma n w a s comi n g down the S harp descent o f the


F a u bou rg S aint Martin that e n ds in f ront of the chur c h of
-

S aint L aurent S now had fallen s o hea v il y all day long that
-
.

hardly a footfall could be heard The streets were deserted . .

Fears that the silence around naturally enough i n spired were


i n creased b y all the terror u n der which Fran ce w a s t hen
groaning S o the old lad y had thus far met with n o o n e else
. .

Her sight which had long bee n failing did not e n able her
, ,

to distingui sh far o ff b y the light o f the street lamps some


passers by moving like scattered shadows in the huge thor
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,

o u h f a r e of the F a u b o u r
g g S he went on bra v el y all
. alo n e
in the midst of this solitude as i f her age were a talisman ,

that could be relied o n to preser v e her from a ny mishap .

When s h e had p assed the R ue des Morts s h e thought she


percei v ed the hea vy firm tread of a man walking behi n d her
,
.

It occurred to her that it w a s n ot the first time s h e h ad heard .

this soun d S he was alarmed at the idea t hat s h e was bei n g


.

1 T h at p er i o d f
t h e F r en c
o h l
R ev o u t i o n w en t h e h p w
fa c t i o n in o er
p i pl y d ho t i l t t h i
.

ma de it a ri n c e t o e x e c ut e e v e r o n e c o n s i er e d s e o e r
1 It l as t e d h
f r o m M a r c , 1 7 9 3 , t o t h e f a of R o ll b p i e i n J uly
£392:
es err ,
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22 F REN CH S H OR T S T OR I ES

followed and s h e tried t o walk fas t er in o r de r t o r ea c h a


,

fairl y well lighted sho p in t he ho p e that in the li gh t it g ave


-

, , ,

s h e would be able t o put t o t he t es t t he sus p i c ions t ha t h ad

taken p ossession o f her .

As s oon a s s h e w a s within the c i r c le o f lIght p roj e c ted


horizontally by the sho p front she quickly t urned her head
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,

and caught glim p se o f a human form in t he fo ggy dar kness .

This vague glim p s e w a s enough for her S he to tt ered for .

a mome n t u n der the shock o f terror t hat overwhelmed her ,

fo r s h e n o lo n ger doubted that s h e had been followed b y the


stran g er from the first step s h e had t ake n outside her
lodgi n g The longi ng to esca p e from a s p y gave her strength
. .

Wi thout being able to think O f what she w a s doi n g s h e began ,

t o run as i f s h e could possibly g e t away from a man wh o


must ne c essar i ly be mu c h more agile than herself .

After run n in g for a f ew minutes s h e rea c hed a c o n fec


t i o n e r s sho p entered it and fell rather than sat down u p on

, , , ,

a chair that stood in front o f the counter E ven while s h e .

w a s raisi n g the c reaki ng la tc h a youn g wo ma n who was , ,

busy with some embroidery raised her eyes a n d through , ,

t he small p a n es o f the half window in the sho p door re c o g


.
-

n i z e d the old fashioned violet silk mantle in whi c h the O ld


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,

lad y was wrap p ed S he hurriedly opened a drawer as i f


.

l o oking for somethi ng s h e was t o ha n d over t o her .

It w a s no t onl y by her ma n ner a n d the loo k o n her fa c e


that the young woman showed s h e was anxious t o g et rid
of the s t ranger wi t hout delay as i f her v i sitor were o n e o f
,

t hose there w a s no pleasure in seei n g ; but besides this s h e , ,

allowed a n expressio n of impatience to esca p e her o n finding


that the drawer w a s empty The n withou t loo ki n g at t he
.
,

lad y she turned sudde n ly from the count er went t oward


, ,

t he ba ck shop and c alled her husband wh o at o n ce made


, ,

his appeara nc e .


Wherever have y ou p ut away 7 s h e asked o f
A N E PI SO D E O F TH E RE I G N O F T ERROR 23

him wi th an ai r O f myste ry without fi n ishing her question


, ,

but c alling his attention to the old lad y with a gla n ce of


her e y es .

Although the c onfe ctioner c ould see nothing but the


immense black silk bo nn et trimmed with bows O f violet,

ribbo n that formed the stran ge V isitor s headgear he left


,

the shop again after havi n g cast at his wi fe a look that


,


seemed to s ay D O y ou thi nk that I wo uld leav e t h a t in
,

yo ur counter 9

S urprised at the mo t io nless S ile n ce o f the o l d lad y the ,

shopwoman tur n ed an d approached her a n d as she looked at ,

her s h e felt herself inspired with an i mpulse O f compas s io n ,


perhaps n ot unmi n gled with curiosit y Although the woman s .

complexion showed an habitual pallor like that o f o n e ,

who makes a practice o f secret austerities it was eas y t o see ,

that a re c en t emotion had brought an u nusual palen ess to


her face Her he a ddress was s o arran ged as t o con c eal her
.

hair N o doubt it was white with age for there were n o


.
,

marks o n the upper part o f her dress to S how that s h e used


hair powder The complete abse n ce o f or n ament le n t t o
.

her person an air o f religious se v erit y Her features had a .

grave statel y look I n these o ld times the man ners a n d


, . .

habits o f people o f qualit y were s o di ffere n t from those O f


Other classes o f societ y that it was eas y t o disti n gu ish o n e
,

o f noble birth S o the y oun g woma n felt co nvi n ced that the
.

stranger was a c i d e va n t a n ex aristocrat an d that s h e had


-
,
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,

belonged t o the court .


Madame she s a id to her with i nv oluntary
resp ect forgetting that such a title was n o w forbidden
,
.

The Old lad y did n ot r eply S he kept her ey es fixed o n


.

the window o f the shop as if she could distinguish some


,

fearful Obj ect i n that dire ctio n .


What is the m atter c itizeness ? ask ed the shopkeeper
, ,

wh o h ad returned almost immediately .


3
H 4 F REN C H S H OR T ST OR I ES

And t h e citi z en c onfe cti one r r oused t he l ady fr o m he r


-

reveri e by O ffe r i n g he r a li ttle c a r dboa r d box w r a pp ed i n


blue p a p e r .


N o t hin g no t hi n g m y fr i ends s h e answe r ed i n a sweet
, , ,

voi c e S he r a i se d her eyes t o t he c onfe c tione r s f a c e as i f


.

t o gi v e him a look o f t han k s bu t seein g the red c a p o n his


2
,
“ ”
head s h e ut t e r ed a cry : A h y o u have betr ayed m e !
, ,

The young woman and he r husba n d re p lied by a g esture


o f horror at t he though t whi c h made t he s t ran ge r blush , ,

p e rha p s at havi ng suspe ct ed t hem p e r ha p s w i th p leasu r e , .

“ ”
P ardon m e s h e s aid with c hildlike g en tleness T hen
, , .
,

t aki n g a lo uis d o r f r om her p o ck et s h e o ff ered i t t o the


3 ’

,
“ ”
confe cti one r : H ere i s t he p ri c e we a g reed on s h e added ,
.

The r e is a p ove rty t hat t he p oor readily re c o gn i z e The .

c onfe cti oner and h i s wi f e loo k ed a t o n e ano t her s i lent ly ,

t urn i n g ea c h o t her s at t en tion t o the O ld l ad y while bo t h


formed o n e c ommon t hou gh t This lo ui s d o r mus t b e her .


las t T he lad y s hands t rembled as s h e offe r ed t he p ie c e o f



.

m oney she looked a t i t wi th a sadness t ha t had n o avari c e


,

i n i t bu t S h e seemed t o realiz e t he ful l ex t en t o f t he sa c r i fi c e


,

S he made St arva t ion and misery were as p lai nly mark ed


.

o n her fa c e as t he lines t ha t told o f f ear and o f habi t s o f

as c e ti c ism In her dress t here were tr aces o f o ld m a gni fi


.

c en c e It w a s o f worn out silk H er mantle w a s neat t hou gh



-
. .

t hreadbare wit h some c are fully mended la c e u p on i t In a


,
.

word i t w a s a c as e of wealth t he worse f or wea r The p eo p le


, .

o f t he sho p hesi t ating be t ween sym p athy and self i nteres t


,
-
,

began by t ryin g t o s atis fy t heir c ons c ien c es wi t h words



B ut c i tizenes s you seem t o be very weak
, ,

Would M adame like t o t ake some t hin g s ai d the woman
?
,

cut tin g her husband shor t .

2 . The r ed ca p wa s t h e s ym b l o of l
r ev o u t i o n a n d wa s w o rn by the
ra d i ca l s .

3 . A g old co i n w o rt h
26 F R E N CH S H OR T S T OR I ES

of h im soon enou gh ex c l ai m ed t he sho pk ee p e r a s he


, ,

o p ened the door and sli pp ed hur r iedly o ut .

The o ld lady p ass i ve as a c hi ld and alm os t s t up efied by


,

her fear s at down a g ain o n t he c ha i r The g ood sho pk ee p e r


, .

was s oon b a c k His fa c e nat u r ally ruddy enou gh and fu rthe r


.
,

reddened by his oven fi re had suddenly be c ome p alli d H e,


.

w a s a p rey t o su c h t error t ha t h i s le g s S hoo k and h i s eye s


looked like t hose O f a drunk en man .


D O y o u wan t t o ge t o u r heads c u t o ff y ou wre tc h o f a n ,
” “
aristo c rat ? he cr ied o ut In a fur y, C ome show us your .
,

heels and don t le t us s ee y ou a g ai n and don t re c kon on


’ ’

, ,

my supplyin g y ou wi t h materials fo r your p lots !
A S he ended t he c onfe ct ione r made an at t em p t t o t a k e
,

b a ck from the old lady the li t tle bo x whi c h she had p ut i nto
o n e o f her p oc k e t s But hardly had his bold hands tou c hed
.

her dress than the stran g er p referring t o risk herself ami d


,

the p erils o f t he s t ree t without any other p rotec t or bu t G o d ,

rather than t o los e wha t s h e had j us t bough t r eg a l n ed all t he ,

agility o f you t h S he rushed t o t he door o p ened i t bris kly


.
, ,

a n d v a m s h e d from the sight of wi fe and husband as t hey

stood trembling and astonished .

As soon as the stranger w a s ou t side she s t arted o ff at a


ra p id walk But her strength soon began to deser t her and
.
,

s h e heard t he s p y who had s o pitilessly followed her makin g


, ,

the snow crackle as he c rushed it wi t h his heavy tread S he .

had to s t o p H e sto pp ed S he did n o t dare to address him


. .
,

o r even t o look a t him — i t might b e o n accou n t o f the fear


t hat had s eized upo n her o r be c ause she could n o t t hink,

wha t t o s ay Then she went on a g ain walking slowly


. .

The man also slackened h i s p ace s o as to remain always


j ust at the distan c e t ha t enabled him to keep her in sight

H e seemed to be the ver y shadow O f the old woman N ine .

O clock struck as the silen t p air on c e more p assed by t h e


church o f S aint L aure nt -


.
A N E PI SO D E OF T H E RE I G N OF T ERROR 27

It is a part of the n ature of all minds even of the weakest , ,

t o find a feeli n g of calm suc c eed to a ny v iolent agitation fo r if ,

our feeli n gs are i n finite o u r organism has its li m its S o


,
.

the stran ger fi n di n g that her supposed perse cutor did her
,

n o harm was i n cli n ed to see i n him some unknown friend


,

who was anxious to protect her S he summed up in her m i n d .

all the circumstances that had atten de d the appeara n ce of


the stran ger as i f seeki n g fo r some plausible moti v es for
,

thi s co n soli n g opi nio n and was then satisfied t o recognize


,

o n h i s part a friendl y rather than an evil purpose F orgetfu l .

o f the alarm which thi s man had s o short a time ago c aused
,

the confection er she now we n t o n with a firm step into the


,

upper part o f the F a ub o u rg S aint Martin -


.

After walki n g fo r half an hour s h e c ame to a house


situated near the point where the street whi c h leads to the ,

P anti n b a rr Ier bran c hes O ff from the m aIn li n e o f the


,

Faubourg E v en at the present day the neighborhood is


.

still o n e of the loneliest i n all P ar 1 s A n ortheast wind .

blowin g o v er the Buttes C haumo nt and B elleville whistled


between the houses o r rather the cottages scattered about
, ,

this almost uni n habited valley in which the en clo sures we r e


,

formed o f fe nc es built up of earth and O ld bo n es The .

desolate place seemed t o be the nat ural refuge o f mi sery .

and despair .

The man all eagerness in the p ursuit o f thi spoor creature


, ,

who was s o bold as t o traverse these silent streets i n the


night seemed st ruck b y the spe c tacle that prese nted itself
,

to his gaze He stood still full o f thought in a hesitating


.
, ,

attitu de i n the feeble light O f a street lamp the struggl ing


, ,

ra y s o f which could hardly penetrate the fog Fear seemed .

to sharpen the sight of the old lad y who thought she saw ,

somethin g o f evil omen in the looks o f t he stranger S h e .

felt her terror reawake ning a n d took advantage of the ,

seemi n g hesitation that had brought the ma n t o a sta n dstill


28 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

to S li p t h r ou gh a shadow t o the door o f a solitary house she ,

p ushed ba c k a spri ng latch and disa pp eared in an i nstant


li k e a ghos t u p on t he s t age .

The unknown man wi t hout movin g from where he stood


, ,

k ept his eyes fixed o n the house the a p peara n ce o f which



,

was f airly t yp ical O f that o f the wretched dwelling p la c es


o f t his suburb o f P aris The tumble down hovel was built
.
-

o f bricks c overed with a c oat o f yellow p laster s o full o f ,

cra cks t hat o n e feared t o see t he whole fall down in a heap


o f ruins before the least e ff or t o f t he wind There were .

t hree wi n dows t o each fl oor and t heir frames rot ten with
, ,

damp and war p ed by t he a c tion o f the s u n su g gested tha t ,

the cold must p enetrate freely i n t o the rooms The lonely .

house looked like some Old tower that time has forgotte n t o

destroy A feeble gleam lit up the warped and crooked


.

window sashes o f the garret window tha t showed u p the


-
,

r oo f of this p oor edifi c e while all t he r es t o f the house was


,

i n c om p le t e dar kn ess .

N o t withou t di fficul ty t he o ld woman c l i mbed t he r ough


and c lums y stair in ascendin g wh i c h one had t o lean on a
,

r o p e tha t t oo k the p lace o f a handra i l S he g ave a l o w .

k no c k at the door o f the garret room and hurriedly t oo k her


s eat o n a c hair which an old man o ff ered t o her
, .

“ ”
Hide yourself Hide yours elf 1 she s aid t o h i m though ,

we s o seldom go out our doi ngs are k nown our steps are
, ,

spied u p on .


Is there an y thing ew then
n ? asked another o ld woma n
w h o w a s s eated near the fire .


T ha t man w h o has been p rowling round the house si n ce
,

yesterda y followed me this evening


, .

At thes e words the three inmat es O f t he hovel looked at


ea c h other while the y showed on t heir faces signs o f serious
,

alarm O f the three the Old ma n was the least agitated


.

,
A N E PI SO D E O F TH E RE I G N O F T ERROR

perhap s be c ause he was the most in danger Under the .

weight of a great mis fortune or under the pressure o f perse ,

c u t i o n a brave ma n begins s o to say by making the complete


, , ,

sacrifi c e of himself He coun ts each da y as o n e more v i c t o r v


.

won o v er fate The looks of the two wom e n fixed upo n this
.

o l d man made i t easy t o s e e that he w a s the o n e O b j e c t o f

their keen anxiet y .


Why lose o u r t rus t in G od m y sisters ? he said in a ,

voice low but full o f fer v or ; we san g His praises in the
,

midst o f the cries o f the murderers and o f the d y ing at the


con v en t o f the C armelit es 4
If H e willed that I should be .

saved from that butcher y it was no doubt t o preserve me ,

for some destiny that I must accept without a murmur God .

guards His o wn and He c an dispose o f them accordi n g to


,

His will It i s o f yoursel v es , and not o f me that we must


.
,

think .


N0 said o n e Of the o ld women what are o u r l i ves
, ,

c ompared to that of a priest ?



On ce I s a w m y self outside o f the Ab b e y o f C helles 5
,

I co n sidered m y self as a dead woman said o n e o f the t w o ,

nuns the o n e who had remained i n the house


— .

“ ”
H ere are the altar breads said the other who had j ust , ,

come i n o ff eri n g the little box to the priest
,
But .


s h e cri ed o u t I hear foots t eps o n the stairs
,
'

All three listened The sound ceased . .

“ “
D O n o t be alarmed said the priest i f some one tries , ,

to get t o s e e you A perso n o n whose good faith we c an .

depen d must b y this time ha v e take n all necessar y steps t o


cross the fro ntier i n order to come here for the letters I ,

ha v e writte n to the D u c de L a n geais a n d the M arqu is de


B eaus ean t aski n g them to see what can be don e to take y ou
,

4 . An or d er of m on k o i gi n a ll y g n i ed n M t
s r or a z o . C a rm e l in P le
a s
tm e
'

bb y p i ll a g ed
.

5 An a e f u n d ed i n 6 6 0
o It w as a nd the i nm a t e s
d p l y d y of t he R v l ut i on
. .

i s er s e d in the e ar a s e o .
30 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

away fr o m t hi s wret c hed c oun t ry and t he s u fl eri n g and ,

death t ha t await you here .


Yo u are n o t g oing with us then? ex c laimed the two
nuns in g ent le p ro t est a n d with a loo k of somethin g like
,

d es p air .


M y p l a c e i s where t here are still vi ctims w a s the

p ries t s sim p le re p l y

The y were sile nt and g azed a t their p rotector w ith


reverent admirat ion

S ister M artha he s aid addressi ng the nun wh o had gone
, ,

t o g e t t he altar breads this e n voy O f ours sh ould answer
,
‘ ‘
F i a t vo lu n t a s t o the password H o s a n n a
6’ ’
.


There is some o n e on the stair ! ex c laimed the other m m ;
and s h e opened a hiding pla c e c onstructed in the roof
— .

This t ime in the deep S ilence it w a s easy to catch the


, ,

s ound o f t he foo t ste p s o f some man r e echoing on the stairs ,


-

tha t were rough with lumps O f hardened mud The p ries t .

with some di ffic ulty huddled himself int o a kind o f c u p boa r d


and the nun threw s o m e old c lo t hes over him .

Y ou c an shut t he door he said in a smo t he r ed voi c e


,
.

The priest w a s hardly hidden away when three k no cks ,

at the door made both the g ood women star t They were .

ex c han ging looks o f inquir y without darin g t o u tt er a word .

B oth seemed t o be abou t sixty y ears o f a g e S epara t ed fro m .

t he world for some forty years they were like p lants tha t
, ,

are s o used t o the air o f a ho t h ouse t ha t t hey die i f one t ak es


,

them out A c customed as they were t o t he li fe of the c onven t


.

the y had no idea o f anything els e On e mornin g their Cloiste r


.

had been broken Op en and they had shuddered a t fi n ding


,

themselves free It i s easy t o ima gine t he stat e O f nervous


.

weakness the event s o f t he R e v olu t ion had produ c ed in their


i nnoce n t m i nds Unable to re c oncile t he mental habits o f
.

the C lois t er with the di ffic ulties of l i fe and n o t fully unde r ,

T h y w i ll b e d o ne from t h e L ord s P ra y er

6 ’
. , .
AN E PI SO D E OF T H E RE I G N OF T ERROR 31

standi n g the c ir cumstances in whi c h they we r e p la c ed the y ,

were like childre n o f whom e v er y care had been taken ti ll


n ow a n d who s u dde nly depri v ed o f their mother s c are pra y
, ,

instead o f weepi n g S o face t o face with the dan ger which


.

they now s a w before them they remai n ed silent a n d passi v e , ,

knowing o f n o other defe n se but C hristian resignation .

The man who had asked for admittance interpreted this


silen ce in hi s o wn way He opened the door a n d suddenly .

appeared i n the room The t w o nuns shuddered a s they .

recognized the man w h o fo r some time had been prowli n g


,

around their house an d making i n qui ries about them The y


,
.

remai n ed motio n less looki n g at him with the anxious curi


,

o s i t y o f untaught childre n w h o stare i n silen c e at a stranger .

The man w a s tall i n stature an d heavil y built But there .

was n othi n g i n his attitude his general appeara n ce o r the , ,

expressio n of hi s face to suggest that he wa s a bad character


,
.

L ike t h en uns he kept quite still and slowly c ast hi s eye s


, ,

round the room he had e ntered .

Two straw mats unrolled o n the floor se rved for beds for
the nuns There was a t able i n the middl e o f the room and
.
,

there stood on it a brass can dlestick some plates three , ,

kni v es a n d a round loaf o f bread There was a v er y small


,
.

fire in t he grate A few pieces of wood heaped up i n a corner


.

were a further S i gn o f the po v ert y o f these t w o recluses .

On e coul d s ee that the roof was In a bad state for the ,

walls co v ered with a coat o f v er y old paint were stained


, ,

with brown streaks tha t showed where t h e r ain had leaked


through A reliquar y rescued n o doubt from the sack o f the
.
,

Abbey O f C helles served as an ornament t o the mantelpiece


, .

Three chairs two boxes and a shabb y chest o f drawers com


, ,

p l e t ed the furniture o f the room A door near the fire p lace .

suggested that there was a second room be y ond .

The indi v idual who had in su c h an alarmin g way i ntro


,

du c ed hi mself t o t hi s p o o r household had soon taken mental ,


32 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

no t e o f all t he c o nt en t s o f t he l i ttle r oom A feeli n g o f p i t y .

c ould b e t ra c ed upon his c oun t enance and b e c as t a ki ndly ,

loo k u p on the t w o women and a pp ea r ed t o be a t least as


,

much embarrassed as t hey were The stran g e silen c e t ha t .

all three had k e p t s o far did n o t long c ontinue fo r at last ,

t h e s t ran g er reali z ed t he timid i ty and i nex p e r ien c e o f the


t w o p oo r c rea t ures and s aid t o t hem in a voi c e t ha t he tried
,

t o m ake as gen t le as p ossible



I d o n o t c ome here as an enemy c i t i zenesses ,

H e s t o pp ed as i f re c overing himself and went o n


, ,

S isters i f any m is for tune comes your way beli eve me


, ,

I have n o p art in it . I have a favo r t o as k o f y ou .

They s t ill k e pt silen c e .


I f I am t roubli n g y o u i f ,
i f I a m c aus i n g y o u
p ain s ay s o freely
,
and I will go away ; bu t be
as sured tha t I am enti r ely devoted t o y ou ; t ha t i f there i s
any kindness I c an d o t o y ou y ou c an clai m it f r om me ,

without fe ar ; and that I am p erha p s the only o n e w h o i s


above t he l a w n o w tha t there is n o lon g er a kin g
,
.

There was such an air o f trut h in his words t hat S i s t er ,

Ag a t ha s h e o f the t w o nuns who belonged to the noble


,

family o f L an g eais and whose manners s eemed t o indi c ate


,

that in O ld times s h e had known the s p lendors o f festive


socie ty and had breathed the air o f the c ourt p o i nted wi t h —

an aler t movement t o o n e o f t he c hairs as if askin g the vi s i t or


t o be s ea t ed The s tr an g er showed some t hin g o f p leasure
.

mingled with s adness as he understood t his ges ture bu t


, ,

before takin g t he c hair he wai t ed till bo t h t he wo rthy lad i es


were s ea t ed .

Yo u have gi ven a re fu g e here he c onti nued t o a


, ,

venerable p ries t o n e o f those w h o refused the oath and


,
7

who had a mira c ulous esca p e from the massa cr e at the


7 A d e c ree i n 1 7 9 0 co m p ell e d a l l t h e l gy t o t k e a n o a t h t o
c er a
s u pp o t t h e R ev o l ut i ona r y g o v e rnm ent
.

r M a ny ref us ed a nd b eca m e
.

f ge es
re u .
34 F R E N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

t hen t aki n g a t on e i n wh i ch t h er e wa s no lo nger any h es i


,

t a t i on he add r essed t he p ries t in t hese words


,
°


Fa t her I c ame t o as k y ou t o say a mass fo r t he dead
, ,

fo r t he re p ose o f t he soul o f one of a

sa c red p ersonage whose body w i ll neve r b e l ai d t o r es t i n


,

c ons ecrat ed g round .

The p ries t gave an i nvolunta ry shudder The nuns wh o .


,

did n ot yet u nderstand t o whom i t was t he s t ran g er alluded ,

s a t i nan at t itude o f c uriosit y their h eads s t re tc hed f orward


, ,

t heir f a c es t urned t oward the t w o who were s p eak i n g


t o g et her The p ries t looked c losely a t t he strange r o n whose
.
,

fa c e t here was an unmistak able ex pr ess i on o f anxiety and ,

also o f earnest entrea ty .

“ ”
Well replied the p r i es t c ome b a ck t his eveni n g a t
, ,

mid n ight a n d I shall be rea dy t o celebrate the only rites fo r


,

t he dead that w e may be able t o o ff er u p in ex p i a ti on fo r the


c rime o f whi c h y o u s p eak .

The stra n ger started bu t i t seemed t hat some dee p and


,

soothing sa t is fa ction w a s t riumphing over h i s se c ret sorrow .

After ha v ing res p ectfully saluted the priest and the t w o holy
women he too k his de p arture showing a kind o f silent
, ,

g ratitude whic h w a s unders t ood by t hes e t h r ee g enerous


,

souls .

Abou t t w o hours aft er t h i s s c ene t he s tr an g er r e t u r ned ,

kno cked softly a t the door of the garret and was adm itted ,

by M ademoiselle de B eaus eant who led him into t he inner


,

r oom o f this p oor pla c e o f refu g e where eve ryt h i n g had b een
,

m ade ready for t he ceremony .

B e t ween tw o chimne y shafts t ha t p assed u p t hrough the '

r oom the nuns had placed the o l d c hest o f drawers the


, ,

antiquated outlines o f which were hidden by a ma gnifi c ent


altar front al o f green watered silk A large cru c ifix o f .

ivory and ebony hung o n t he yellow washed wall c ontrasting -

s o strongly with surrounding bareness that the eye could,


A N E PI SO D E OF T H E RE I G N OF T ERROR 35

no t fail t o be d r awn to i t Four slende r li ttle ta p e r s whi c h


.
,

the S isters had succeeded i n fixi n g o n this impro v ised altar


by attach i ng them to it with seali n g wax threw out a dim ,

light that was hardly reflected b y the wall This feeble .

illumination barely gave light to the rest of the room ; but ,

as it thus shon e only o n the sacred Obj ects it seemed like ,

a li ght sen t down from hea v en o n this unador n ed altar The .

floor was damp The roof which sla nted dow n sharpl y on
.
,

two sides a s is usual i n garret rooms had some cracks i n it


, ,

through which came the n ight wi n d icy cold


— .

N othi n g could be more devoid of all pomp a n d n e v ertheless ,

there was perhaps never any thing more solemn than this
mourn fu l ceremo ny A profoun d silen ce i n which o n e coul d
.
,

ha v e heard the least sound uttered o n the highwa y outside ,

len t a ki n d o f somber maj esty t o the mi d night scen e Fi n ally .

the greatn ess o f the actio n itself c ontrasted so stro n gl y with


the po v ert y o f its s urroundi n gs that the resul t w a s a feelin g
of religious awe .


On each side o f the altar the t w o aged nuns kn elt o n the
tiled floor without taki n g any n otice o f its deadl y damp n ess ,

a n d united their pray e rs with those of the priest who r obed , ,

in his sacerdotal v estments placed on the altar a chali ce


, ,

of gold adorned with precious sto n es a co n secrated v essel ,

that had bee n saved n o doubt from the pillage of the Abbey
, ,

of C helles Beside this chalice a token of ro y al m u n i fic en c e


.
, ,

the wi n e an d water desti n ed for the Hol y S acrifice stood


ready in t w o glasses s u ch as o n e would hardl y ha v e foun d
,

i n the poorest i nn F or wa n t of a mi ssal the priest had


.

placed a small pray er book o n the corn er of the altar An


-
.

ordi n ar y plate had been prepared for the was hi n g O f the


han ds i n this case han ds all i nn ocen t a n d free from blood
,
.

There was the co n trast of littlen ess with immensity ; o f


po v ert y wi th n oble sublimity ; of what was meant for profane
uses with what was co n secrated to God .
36 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

The s tr an g er k nelt devoutly between the t wo nuns B u t .

suddenly as he no ti c ed that having n o other means o f


, ,

m arki n g t ha t this was a mas s offered fo r the dead t h e pr i est ,

had p la c ed a kno t o f c ra p e on the c ru c ifix and o n t he base


o f t he c hali c e t hus p utting holy t hin g s in mourning the
, ,

stran g er s mind was s o mas t ered by som e r e c ollectio n that


dro p s o f S wea t s t ood o ut upon his broad forehead T he .

four silen t a ct ors in the s c ene looked a t ea c h other m y s t er i


ou s l Then their s ouls a c tin g and rea c tin g n each other
y . o , ,

i ns p ired wi t h o n e c ommon thou gh t u ni ted t hem i n devou t ,



-

s y m p athy I t s eemed a s i f t heir minds had evoked the


.

p resence o f t he martyr whose remains t he qui cklime had


burned away and tha t his shade was p resen t wi t h them in
,

all i t s ki ngly maj esty They were celebrating a requ i em .

without the presen c e o f t he body o f the departed Under .

the di sj oin t ed laths and t iles o f t he roof f our C hristians were


abou t t o intercede with God for a King o f France and 8
,

p erform his O bsequ i es t hough t here was n o c o ffin before the


altar There w a s the pures t o f devo t ed love an ac t o f
.
,

wondrous lo y alty performed without a tou c h o f self c on -

s c i o u s n es s N O doub t in the eyes o f G o d i t was like t he


.
, ,

gi ft o f the glass o f water that ranks with t he highes t o f


virtues All the monarch y was there findi n g voice in t he
.
,

p ra y ers of a pries t and t w o poor wome n ; bu t p erhaps the


R e v olution too w a s represented by that man whos e face
, , ,

showed t oo much remorse t o leave any doub t that he w a s


fulfilling a duty ins p ired by dee p repentance .

B efore he pronou n ced the L atin words In t roi bo a d a lt a r e ,

D e i t h e priest a s i f b y an In s p Ir a t i o n from on high turned


,
9
, ,

to the three who were wi t h him as the re p resentatives of


C hristian Fra n ce a n d said to them as t hough t o banish
, ,

from their sight all the m i se ry o f the g a rr et r oo m


8 . L ou i s ! VI , b e h ea d e d J an 21 , 1 79 3 .

ll lt
.


9 . I wi go u nt th o e a ar o f G od .
A N E PI SO D E OF T H E RE I G N OF T ERROR 37

We are about to enter i n to the san c tuary o f God !


At these words uttered with deep devotio n a holy awe
, ,

took possessio n o f the stranger an d the two nun s U n der .

the vast arch es o f S t P eter s at R ome these C hristian s could ’

n ot ha v e realized the maj est y of God s Presence more plai nl y ’

than i n that refuge of miser y ; s o true is it that betwee n


!

Him a n d man all o u tward thi n gs seem u seless a n d Hi s ,

greatn ess comes from Himself alon e The stran ger showed .

a reall y fer v e nt de v otio n S o the same feeli ngs u n ited the .

pra y ers of these fou r ser v a n ts of G o d a n d the ki n g The .

sacred words so u n ded like a heav enl y mu sic in the midst


of the silen ce There was a momen t whe n the u n known man
.

co u ld not restrai n his tears It was at the P a t e r N o s t e r 10


.
,

when the priest added this pray er i n L at i n wh i c h n o doubt


, ,

the stra n ger u n derstood :



Et re m it t e l
s c e us re
g i c idis s ic ut L u d o vi c u s ei s re mi s i t

s em eti
p se .
( An d forgi v e their crime to the regicides as ,

L ouis himself forga v e them ) .

The nu n s s a w t w o large tear drops maki ng li n es o f mois


ture down the stro n g face o f the unknown a n d falling t o the ,

floor .

The Office for the D ead was recited The D o m i n e s a lva m .

fa c r e g e m 11
, cha n ted i n a low v oice touched the hearts o f ,

these faithful R o y alists who thought how the child ki n g , ,

for whom at that momen t the y were implorin g the help of


the M ost High was a captiv e i n the ha n ds of his en emies
, .

The stra n ger shu ddered as he remembered that perhaps a


fresh crime might be committed in which he would no doubt ,

be forced t o ha v e a share .

When the Office for the D ead was en ded the priest made ,

a S ign to the t w o nun s an d they withdrew A S soon as h e


,
.

fo u n d himself alo n e with the stran ger he wen t toward him ,

10 Ou r F a t h er , the o p e ni n g wor d in th e
s L d P y i n La t i n
or

s ra er
d k i ng p i d f o t h e k i ng
. .

11 . O L or , save the , a rt o f t h e m as s sa r .
38 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

with a s a d and g entle air and s aid t o hi m i n a fat herly ,

v o i ce

My s o n i f you have imbrued your hands i n t he b lood O f
,

t he martyr ki n g c onfide in m e There Is no fault that i s


,
:

n o t blo t ted o ut in God s eyes by a re p en t an c e as sin c ere and


a s to u

ching as yours a pp ears t o be
At the first words u tt ered b y the p ries t t he stranger gave
way t o an 1 n v o lu nt a r y mo v ement o f alarm B ut he recovered .

his self c ontrol a n d looked calmly a t the as t onished priest


-
.

“ ”
F ather he s aid t o him in a voi ce t hat showed evident
, ,

g
s i ns O f emotion no o n e i s more i
,
nno c en t t han I a m O f
t he blood tha t has been shed
It Is my duty t o t ake your word fo
.


r it said t he p ries t ,
.

There was a p aus e during which on c e more he loo k ed ,

c losel y at his penite n t Then p ersisti ng in taki ng him fo r .


,
12
o n e o f thos e timid members o f the N ational C o n vention

who abandoned t o the execut ioner a sacred a n d inviolable


head in order t o save t heir o wn he s p oke on c e more i n a ,

gra v e tone

C o n sider m y s o n t hat in order t o be guiltless o f this
, ,

g reat crime it does n o t su ffice merel y to have had n o dire ct


c o O peration i n i t Those who althou g h they could have
-
,
.

defended the ki ng left their swords in their scabbards will


, ,

have a very heavy accoun t t o render t o the Ki ng o f H eaven .


Oh yes ! added the old p r i est shakin g his head
, ,

ex p ressivel y from side to side Y es very hea v y ! .
,

for in sta n di n g idle the y ha v e made themselves the i nv o lu n


,

tar y accomplices o f this awful misdeed .


D O y ou thi n k asked the man as i f s t ruck wi t h horror
, , ,

that eve n an i n direct p articipation i n it will be p unished ?

l
1 2 T h e r ev o u t i o n a r y o v er n m ent of g
F r a n c e b et w een S e p t 21,
h p bl
. .

1 7 9 2 , a n d Oc t 2 6 1 7 9 5 T i s C o n v en t i o n ec a re Fra n ce a re u i c d l d
G
. . .
,

h h
T e r e w e r e t r ee f a c t i o n s : t h e m o e r a t es o r d
i r o n i s t s , t h e r a i ca s o r d d l
J b
a co i ns , a n d h
t o s e w h o w e r e u n ec i e , w a i t i n f or d d d
ev e o m e n t s g d l p .

T h e r ef er en c e i n t h e t ex t i s t o t i s a s t g r o u , m a n h l
o f w o m fin a p y h ll y
v ot e d wi t h d l
t h e r a i c a s f o r t h e ex e c u t i o n o f t h e in k g .
A N E PI SO D E O F TH E RE I G N O F T ERROR 39

Are we t hen t o t ake i t that say a soldier who , ,

was ordered t o kee p the ground at the s c affold is gui lty ?

T he p rIes t hesi t ated Pleased at the dilemma in which he


.

had put thi s Purita n o f R oy alism by placing him betwee n


the doctrine o f passive O bedie n ce whi c h according t o the , ,

partisan s o f the monarchy must be the essen ce O f the ,

militar y code a n d the equ all y important doctrine which was


,

the sanctio n O f the respect due t o the person o f the ki ng ,

the stran ger eagerl y accepted the priest s hesitation as ’

i n dicati n g a fa v orable solution o f the doubts that seemed t o


harass him The n in order not t o give the v en erable theo
.
,

l o g i a n further time for reflection he said t o him ,



I wo u ld be ashamed t o o fie r y ou a ny ho n orarium for
the fun eral ser v ice y o u have j ust celebrated for t h e repose
o f the so u l o f the ki n g an d t o satisfy my o w n conscien ce
,
.

On e c a n o n l y pay t h eprice O f what i s inestimable b y o ff eri n g


that which i s also bey o n d price Will y ou therefore c onde .

scend s i r t o accept the gift I make y o u o f a sacred relic


, ,
.

P erhaps the day will come when y o u will under



stand its value .

As he ceased speaking the stran ger held out t o the priest


,

a little b o x that was extremely ligh t The latter t o ok it in .

his hands automatically s o to sa y for the solemnit y o f the


, ,

words o f this ma n the ton e i n which he spoke the reverence


, ,

with which he han dled the bo x had plun ged him into a ,

reverie o f deep astonishment The n the y returned t o the .

room where the two nun s were waiti n g for them .

“ “
Y o u are said the stra n ger t o them in a house the
, , ,

proprietor o f which the plasterer M u C Iu s S caevola who


, , ,

li v es in the first stor y is famous in the quarter fo r his


,

patriotism But all the same he is secretl y atta c hed to the


.

Bourbo n s 13
. Formerl y he was a huntsman t o Monseign eur
1 3 T h e na m e o f t h e o y a l h o u s e f F a n c e
. r o r .
40 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

t he P ri n c e de C on t i and he owe s his f o rt une t o hi m B y


,
.

s tayin g he r e ou are saf e r than anywhe r e else i n Fran c e


y .

R emain here t herefore C er t ain p ious souls will p rovide


,
.

f o r you r needs and y o u c an wai t wi t hou t dan g e r fo r les s


,

e vil times . A year hence o n J anuary 2 1 s t ( as he p ro
,

n o u n c e d thes e last words he could n ot c onceal an i n voluntar y

start ) i f this p oor p la c e 1 s still your refuge I shall c ome


, ,

ba ck t o a ssist o n ce more with y ou at a mass o f ex p iation .

He sto pp ed without further ex p lana t ion H e salu t ed the .

silent inhabitants o f the garret t ook in with a last loo k the


,

signs tha t told o f their p overty and left t he room ,


.

F or t he t wo sim p le nuns such an adventure had all t he


I n t eres t o f a roma nc e S o when t he venerable abb é had told
.

t hem o f t he mysterious p resen t s o s olemnly made t o hi m


by this m an t hey p la c ed the box on the table and the feeble
, ,

ligh t o f the c a n dle shini n g o n t he t hree anxious faces


, ,

S howed on all O f them a loo k o f indes c ribable curiosity .

M ademois elle de L angeais o p ened the box and fou n d in it a


handkerchief o f fi n e cambric soiled with p e r s p iratio n As .

they unfolded it they s a w spots on i t



The y are blood stai n s s aid the priest ,
.


It is marked with the royal c row n ! exclaimed the other
S is t er .

'

With a feeli n g O f horror the t w o S isters d r o pp ed t h e


p recious relic For thes e t w o simple souls the mystery that
.

surrou n ded the stra n ger had become something inexpli c able .

And as for the p riest from that da y he did not even a t tempt
, ,

to fi n d an explanation o f it i n his o w n m ind .

It w a s not long before the three p risoners realized that


notwithsta n ding the T error an i nv isible hand w a s stret ched
o u t to protect t hem A t firs t firewood a n d p rovisions were
.

s e n t in for them Then t he two nu n s guessed tha t a woman


.

was as sociated with their p rotector for the y were s e n t line n,

a n d clothes that would make it p ossible for t hem to go o u t


40 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

t he P ri n c e de C on t i and he owes his f o rtune t o hi m B y


, .

s tay i n g here o u are safe r than anywhere els e i n F r ance


y .

R emain here the r efore C ertain p ious souls wi ll p rovide


,
.

f o r you r needs an d y o u c an wai t without dan g er fo r less


,

e vil times . A year hen c e o n J anuary 2 1 s t ( as he p ro
,

n o u n c e d thes e last words he c ould not conceal an involun t ary

start ) i f this p oor p lace Is still your refuge I shall c ome


, ,

ba ck to a ssist on c e more with y o u at a mass o f ex p iation .

H e sto pp ed without further ex p lana t ion H e s alu t ed the .

silent i nhabitants o f the g arret t oo k in with a last look t he


,

signs tha t t old o f their p overty and left the room , .

F or t he t wo simple nuns such an adventure had all the


i nteres t o f a roman c e S o when t he venerable abb é had told
.

t hem o f t he mysterious p resen t s o s olem n ly made t o him


by this man t hey p laced the box o n the table and the feeble
, ,

light o f the candle shinin g o n t he t hree anxious faces


, ,

showed o n all o f t hem a loo k o f indescribable c uriosity .

M ademoiselle de L a n geais opened the box and fou n d in it a


handkerchie f o f fi n e cambric s oiled with p e r s p iratio n As .

t he y unfolded it they s a w spots o n i t



The y are blood stai n s s aid the priest ,
.


I t is marked with the royal crow n ! exclaimed the other
S ister .

With a feeling o f horror the t w o S isters dropped the


p recious relic For thes e t w o simple souls the m y stery that
.

surrou n ded the stra n ger had become something inexpli c able .

And as for the priest from that da y he did no t even a t tempt


, ,

to fi n d an expla n ation o f i t in his o w n mind .

It w a s not long before the three p riso n ers realized that


notwithsta n di n g the T error an i nv isible ha n d w a s stretched
o u t to prote c t t hem At firs t firewood and provisions were
.

s ent i n for them Then the t w o nuns guessed that a woma n


.

was asso c iated with their protector for the y were s e n t linen
,

a n d clothes that would make it p ossible fo r t hem to go o u t


A N E PI SO D E O F TH E RE I G N O F T ERROR 41

without a ttra c ti n g attention by the aris t o cr ati c fashi o n of


the dress they had bee n forced t o wear ti ll then Finall y .


M u ci u s S cae v ola pro v id ed them with two ci v ic ca rds ,

certificates of good citi zens hi p Oft en b y roun dabout way s


.

they recei v ed warni n gs that were necessary for t h e safety


of the p riest an d they recogni zed that thes e frien dl y hi nt s
,

came s o opportunely that they co u ld onl y ema n at e from some


o n e who was i ni tiat ed i n to the s ecrets of the state N o tw i t h .

stan ding the famine from whi ch P aris was sufferi ng th e ,

refugees found ratio n s of whi te bread left regul arl y at thei r


garret door b y in visible ha n ds Howe v er the y thought they
.
,

could identif y i n M u ci ns S caev ola the my sterious agen t o f


this ben efic en c e whi ch w a s alway s a s ingenious as it w a s
,

well di rected .

The noble refugees i n the garret could ha v e n o doubt but


that their protector was the same perso n who had come t o
assist at the mass o f expiation o n the ni ght of Jan u ary 2 2 n d ,

1 79 3. He thus became the O b j ect of a v er y speci al regar d


o n the part o f all three They hoped i n hi m onl y li v e d
.
,

onl y than ks t o hi m They had added special pray ers fo r


.

hi m to their de v otions ; morning and night thes e pi o us soul s


O fl e r e d up petitio n s for hi s welfare for hi s pros p e rity for
'

, ,

his sal v atio n They begged God to remo v e all temptation s


.

from hi m to deli v er him from hi s en em i e s an d to gi v e hi m a


, ,

lo n g an d p eaceful li fe Their grati tude w a s thu s s o t o s ay


.
, ,

dail y ren ewed but was inevitabl y ass ociated with a feeli n g
,

o f curiosit y that became kee n er as da y after da y went b y .

The circumstan ces that had atten ded the appearan ce o f


the stranger were the subj ect O f their co nv ersations They .

formed a thousa n d conj ectures with regard t o him and it w a s ,

a fr esh ben efit t o them of an other kin d that he thus serv e d


t o distract their mi n ds from other thoughts The y were quit e
.

determ i ned that o n the ni ght when accordi ng t o his promise


, , ,

he would come back t o celebrate the mournful ann i v ersary o f


42 F RE N C H S H ORT S T OR I ES

the de at h o f L oui s X VI t hey would n o t le t him go wit hou t


e s t ab li shin g m o r e friendly rela t ions wi t h him .

T he ni g ht t o whi c h t hey had look ed fo r ward s o i m p ati ently


c ame a t las t A t midni gh t t he heavy foot s t eps o f the un
kno w
.

n resounded o n the old wooden s t air The r oom had .

been ma de read y t o re c e i ve him ; the al t a r w a s p re p ared .

T his t ime the S isters o p ened the door before he rea c hed it ,

and both hastened t o show a li gh t o n t he s t ai rc ase M ade .

m o i s ell e de L angeais even went down a fe w ste p s in o r de r


the sooner t o s e e their benefa ctor .

“ ”
C ome s h e said t o him in a vo i ce t remblin g with a ff e ct i on
, ,

c ome y o u are ex p ected .

The m an raised his head and without replying cas t a ,

gloomy look a t the nun S he felt as i f a mantle o f i c e had


.

fallen aroun d her and k ep t silen c e A t t he sight o f hi m


,
.

the feelin g o f grati t ude and o f c ur i osi ty died o u t in all thei r


hear t s H e w a s p erha p s less c old less tacit urn less terrible
.
, ,

t han he appeared t o thes e souls whom the excitement o f ,

t heir feelings dis p osed t o a warm and friendl y welcome T he .

t hree p oor p ri soners realiz ed tha t t he m an wished t o r e m ai n


a stranger t o them and they a c ce p ted t he situation
,
.

The p riest thought that he not i c ed a smile that w a s a t ,

on c e repres sed p lay upon the li p s o f the unknown when


, ,

he r emar k ed t he p re p arations t ha t had been made for h i s


re c e pt ion H e heard mass and pra y ed B u t then he wen t
. .

away a fter ha v ing declined with a few words o f p olite ,

refusal the invitation that M ademoiselle de L angeais o fie r ed


,

him t o sha r e with them the lit t le su pp er t hat had been made
ready .

1 4—
Aft er t he 9 t h Thermidor the fall o f R obespierre
( )
both the nuns and t h e Abbé de M arolles were able t o g o
14 The N a t i o nal C o nv en t i o n m a d e o v er th e l dc a en S a r. e pt 22,
b g y Th
. .

1 7 9 2 , was ec a r e d l d
th e e gi n n i n of t h e ea r 1 w er e er e t we l ve
h b g pp d
.

h
m o n t s , t ei r na m es ei n su os e t o c o r res p nd t
o t h e t im
o e of the
y ea r i n w i c t e h h h y
ca m e h d
T e rm i o r wa s t h e
. l ev ent h
e .
A N E PI SO D E O F TH E RE I G N O F T ERROR 43

about in P aris without i n cu rri n g the least dan ger The old .

priest s first excursion w a s to a perfumer s shop at the sign


’ ’

o f the R e i n e d e s F l e u r s kept b y C itize n R ago n a n d h i s wife, ,

formerly perfu mers to the cou rt who had remai n ed faithful ,

to the ro y al family T h e Ven dé a n s made u s e of them as5


.
1

their agents for correspo n din g with the exiled pri n ces an d
the ro y alist committee at P aris The abbé dressed as the .
,

times requ ired was stan di n g o n the doorstep of the shop


, ,

which was situ ated betwee n the C hu rch of S ai n t R och an d


the R ue d e s Fron deurs whe n a crowd which filled all the , ,

Ru e S ai n t Ho n oré pre v e nted him f rom goi n g o u t


-
,
.

“ ”
What is the matter he asked Madame R ago n
? .


It s nothi n g s h e replied

,
It s the cart with the ex e c u .

t i o n e r o n the wa y to the Place L o u is X V Ah ! we s a w it .

ofte n enough last y ear But toda y four day s after the a nn i .
,

v e r s a r y o f Ja n uar y 2 1 8 t o n e ca n watch that terrible p r o c e s


,

sion go b y withou t feeli n g displeas u r e - .


Wh y ? s aid the abbé it is n ot C hristia n o f y ou to talk ,

thus .


But it s the exe cution o f the accomplices of R ob espierre

.

The y did their best to sa v e themsel v es but the y are goi n g in ,



their t u r n where the y se nt s o ma ny i n no c ent people !
The crowd was pouri ng past like a flood The Abbé de .

M arolles y ieldi n g to an impulse of curiosity saw sta n di n g


, , ,

erect o n the cart the man who three day s before had come
,

t o hear his mass .

“ ”
Who is that ? he said the man who ,

It s the hangman

replied Mon sieur R ago n gi v in g the
, ,

exe c utio n er the n ame he bore u n der the mon arch y .


M y dear m y dear c ried o u t Madame R agon Mo n sieur
, , ,

l Abb é is dy i n g !

1 5 T h e V en d ea n s i n s out h w es t e n F a n ce w e e s t a u n c h C a t h li cs r r r o
hy w hi h u ph ld t h i h u h A
. , ,

a nd rem in d d v t d t t h m n
a e e o e o e o arc c e e r c rc
l t t o k p l a c i n t h V n de w h n t h N t i on l C n en t i o n
, .

s er oi u s r ev o o e e e e e e a a o v
t i d t
r e nf o ce i t
e or on i pt i n s t d m n di n g
c t th
s cr m timo th e ac e a a e sa e e
b a t h o f l y a l t y t o t h e ep u b l i c n g v m t h p ri s t
,

o nm en t f
r a o er ro e e s .
44 F RE N C H S H O RT ST O R IE S

And the o ld l ady s eized a bot tle o f smell i ng s al t s with


which to re v i v e the aged priest from a fai n ti n g fit.


N o doubt he said wha t he gave me w a s the h a ndk er
, ,

chief with which the King W i ped his forehead as he wen t


'

to mart y rdom . P oor man ! The steel


blade had a heart whe n all F ra n ce was heartless
The p erfumers thought that t he p oo r prie s t wa s r aving.
TH E ATH E I S T S MA S S ’

By H ON OR E D E B AL ! AC

D O C T OR B IA N C H ON a phy sician to whom s c ience owes


a bea u tiful phy siological theory and who tho u gh still a
, ,

y o un g ma n has w o n himself a place amo n g the celebrities


,

o f the Paris S chool a c e n ter o f light to which all the doctors


,

of E u rope pay homage had p racticed surger y before de


voti n g hi m self t o medici n e His early stu dies were directed


.

by o n e o f the greatest s u rgeons i n Fran ce t h e cel ebrated ,

D e s p l ei n who was regarded as a l u minary o f science


,
Ev en .

h i s e n emi es admi tted that with him was b u ried a tech n ical
skill that he could n ot bequ eath to an y successor L ike all .

men o f genius he left no heirs All that was peculiarl y hi s


.

own he carried to the gra v e with him .

The glor y o f great surgeo n s i s like that of actors whose ’

'

work exists onl y so lo ng as the y live and o f whose talent ,

n o adequat e idea can be formed whe n the y are go n e Act ors .

a n d surgeon s a n d also great si n gers like those artists who


,

i n crease ten fold the power o f mu si c b y the wa y in which


they perform i t all these are the heroes of a moment
— .

D e s p l ei n is a striki n g i n sta n ce o f the similarit y O f the desti


nies of such tra n sitor y ge niuses His name y esterda y s o
.
,

famous today almost forgotten will li v e amo n g the special


, ,

i s t s o f his o wn bran c h o f s cien c e without being know n b e


yo n d it.

But i s not an u n heard o f combi n ation o f cir cumstanc es


-

required for the name of a lear n ed ma n to pass from the


domai n of science i nto the gen eral histor y of man kin d Had ?

D e s pl e i n that u n i v ersality o f acquirements that makes of a


m an the ex p ressio n the typ e of a centur y He was gi fted
,
?

45
46 F RE N C H SH O RT ST O R IE S

with a m agn i fi c en t p ower o f diagn o sis H e c ould s ee i nt o .

the patient and his m alady by an a c quired o r nat ural in t ui


t ion th at enabled him t o g ras p the p eculiar c hara ct eris t i c s
,

o f the indi v idual and determ i ne the pre c is e moment the


, ,

h o ur t he minu t e when he should o p erate takin g int o a c


, , ,

c ount bo th atmos p heric conditions and t he s p e c ial tem p era


ment of his patient In order thus t o be able to w o rk h a nd
.

in hand with N ature had he studied the c easeless union o f


,

or g an iz ed and elementar y substan c es c ontained in t he atmos


p h e re o r supplied
,
by the earth to man w h o absorbs and ,

m odifies t hem s o as t o derive from t hem an individual res ul t ?


?

O r did he p ro c eed by that p owe r o f dedu c tion and analogy


t o which the genius o f C u v ier owed s o mu c h
1 ?

However that may be this man had made himself master ,

o f all the s ecrets o f the body H e knew it in its p as t as in


.

i t s fu ture takin g t he p resen t for his p oint o f departure But


,
.

did he embody in his Ow n person all the s c ience o f his t i me ,

as w a s the c ase with Hippo c rates G alen and Aristo tle ,


? 2
,

Did he lead a whole s c hool t owards new worlds o f k nowl


.

edge ? N o And while i t i s i mpossibl e t o deny t o t his inde


.

fatigable observer o f the chemi str y o f t he human body the


p oss es sion o f something like the an c i ent s c ien c e o f M agism
t hat is to s ay the knowled g e of p rinci p les in c ombination o f ,

the c auses o f li fe o f li fe as the ante c eden t o f li fe and wha t


, ,

i t will be thr ough the a ction o f c auses p re c edin g i t s exist


en c e i t must be a cknowledged tha t all t his was entirely

p ersonal to him Isolated during his li fe by egotism this


.
,

e gotism w a s the suicide O f his fame His tomb is not sur .

mou n ted b y a prete nti ous statue proclaiming to the future


the m y steries that ge n ius has u n veiled for it .

But p erhaps the tale n ts o f D e s p l e in were linked wi th his


beliefs a n d therefore mortal For him the earth s atmos ’

, .

1 A f a m o u s F en h n a t u a l i s t
r c r
fi t t w w e G eek p h y s i ci a n s t h e t h i d a G eek p h i l o o
. .

2 Th e rs o er r , r r s
phe
.

r .
48 F RE N C H S H O RT ST O R IE S

c rown s t he m et hods they have att a c k ed and sho w s t he c o ,

ordina t i on O f pre p ar ati o n and r esult all the sa m e some ,

t hi n g wi ll r ema i n o f t hese c har g es fl un g o ut i n advan c e .

T hus in o u r t i me N a p oleon w a s c ondemn ed by h i s c on t em


r a r i e s fo r hav i n g spread t he win g s o f the ea gle t owards
p o

E ngland They had t o wai t t ill 1 8 2 2 fo r the ex p lana ti o n


.

o f 1 80 4 and o f t he fl a t bott om ed bo a ts o f B oulo gne


4
,
-
.

In the c as e o f D e s p l e i n his fame and 111 8 s c ien t ifi c k nowl


,

e dge not being o p en t o a tt a c k h i s enemi es found fault wi t h ,

h i s strange whims his singular chara cter ,


F o r he possessed .


in no small degree tha t quality whi c h the E n glish c all e c c en

t rici ty .N ow he would be attired with a splendor tha t s ug
ested r é b i llo n s sta t ely tragedy and t hen he would d

3
g C ; s u

d enly affect a s t ran g e indifference in the matter of dress .

O n e s a w him n o w i n a c arriage n o w o n foo t By turns ,


.

s harp spoken and kindly ; assuming an air o f closeness and


-

sti n gines s bu t a t the same time ready t o put his fortune at


,

the dis p osal of exiled professors o f his s c 1 en c e w h o would ,

do him the ho n or o f accepti n g hi s help for a few da y s no —

one ever gave occasion for more c o ntradictory j udgment s .

Although for the s ake o f obtaini n g a decoration that do c tors


were not allowed to can v ass for he w a s quite capable of let ,

ti n g a p rayer boo k sli p out o f his p o cket when a t court you


-
,

ma y take i t that in his o wn mi n d he m a de a mockery o f


e v er y thi n g H e had a deep disdai n for men after having
.
,

caught glimpses o f their true c haracter i n t he midst o f the


most solem n a n d the most trivial acts of their existe nc e In .

a great man all his characteristics are ge n erally in keeping


with each other I f o n e o f these gia n ts has more t alent than
.

wit it is a ll the s ame true that his w i t is something deep er


,

tha n that of one o f whom all that can be said is that He is a


witt y fellow Genius alwa y s implies a certai n insight into
.

the moral side o f t h i ng s This insi gh t m ay be a pp lied to o n e


.

3 A F en h w i t e
. r f t a g ed i s
c r r o r e .
TH E ATH E I S T S ’
M A SS 49

s p ecial line o f tho u ght bu t o n e cann ot s e e the flower with


,

o u t a t the same time seei n g the sun that p roduces it The .

man who heari n g a diplomatist whom he was sa ving from


,

death ask How is the E mperor remarked The courtier
,
?
,

i s recoveri n g a n d the ma n will reco v er with him !
,
was no t
merely a doct or or a surgeo n but w as also n ot without a ,

co n siderable amount o f wit Thu s the patien t un wear y i n g .


,

obser v atio n o f manki n d mi ght do something to j ustify the


exorbitan t preten sio n s o f D e s pl ei n a n d make o n e ad m it ,

that as he himself beli e v ed he was capable o f wi nn i n g as


, ,

much distincti o n as a Mi n ister o f S tate a s he had gai n ed as ,

a surgeo n .

Amo n gst the problems that the life o f D es p l e i n presented


to the minds o f his con temporaries we ha v e chose n o n e of ,

the most i n teresti n g becau se the ke y to it will be found i n


,

the en di n g of the stor y an d will ser v e t o clear him o f many


,

stupid accusatio n s made agai n st him .

Amon g all D e s p l ei n s pupils at the hospital Horace Bia n


cho n was o n e o f thos e to whom he was m o st str o n gl y a t


t a c h ed .B efore becomin g a reside n t student at the H Ot el
Dieu Horace B i a n c h o n was a med i cal stu de n t livi n g i n
4
, ,

the Quartier L ati n i n a wretched lodgi n g house k n own


5 -

b y the name o f the M aiso n Vau qu er There the poor y ou n g . -

fellow experien ced the pressure o f that acute po v ert y which ,

is a ki n d of crucible when ce men of great talent are ex


,

p e c t e d to come forth p u re a n d i n corr u ptible like a diamo n d ,

that can be sub j ected to blows of al l kinds wi t h o ut b r e ak i n g .

Though the fierce fire o f passion has bee n aroused they a c ,

qui re a probity that it cann ot alter a n d the y become used ,

to struggles that are the lot o f ge n ius i n the midst o f the ,

ceaseless toil i n which the y c u rb desires that are n ot to be


,

satisfied Horace was a n upright y ou n g man i n capable o f


.
,

t aking any crooked course i n matters where hon or was i n


4 . A fa m o u s P a ri s h pi t l
os a . 5 . The st u d en t q u a r t er o f Pa ri s .
50 F RE N C H SH O RT ST O R IE S

volved g oin g s tr a i gh t t o t he po i nt ; ready t o pawn his over


c oat fo r his friends as he was t o give them his time and his
,

long vigils In a word H ora c e was o n e o f thos e friends wh o


.
,

d o not trouble t hemselves as t o wha t they are t o r eceive i n


return fo r wha t t hey bes t ow taki n g i t fo r g ranted tha t when , ,

it comes t o their turn they will get more t han the y g ive ,
.

M ost o f his friends had fo r him that heartfelt respect whi c h


i s i n spired by un o stentatious worth and many o f them would ,

have bee n a fraid t o p rovoke his c ensure But Hora c e mani .

f e s t ed thes e good qualities without any pedanti c display .


,

N either a p uritan n o r a p reacher he would in his S impli c it y ,

enfor ce a word o f good ad v ice with any oath and w a s ready ,

for a bit o f good c heer when the o cc asion o ffered A p leas .

ant co m r ade wi th n o more sh y nes s t han a troo p er fran k


, ,

and outs p oken n ot as a s ailor for the sailor o f today i s a



,

wily diplomatis t bu t as a fine young fellow w h o has noth



,

ing in his li fe t o b e ashamed o f he went h i s w a y w ith head ,

erect a n d with a c heerful mind T o sum i t all up in o n e .

6
word H orace w a s t he P y lades o f more than o n e O restes
, ,

creditors nowada y s p la y in g most realistically the p art o f


the F u r i e s 7
H e bore his povert y wi th that gaiety which i s
.

perha p s o n e o f the chief eleme nts o f c ourage a n d like all , ,

t hose who have nothi ng he c o n tracted very few debts A s ,


.

enduring as a c amel as alert as a wild deer he was stead , ,

fast i n his ideas and in his c o n du c t .

The ha p piness of B i a n c h o n s li fe be gan o n t he day when ’

the famous surgeon became acquai nt ed wi t h the good quali


ties and the defects which each as well as t he other mak e
, , ,

D r Horace B i an ch o n doubl y de ar t o his fri ends When the


. .

teacher o f a hospital clas s receives a y ou n g man into his


inner c i rc le t hat y oung man has as the s aying goes hi s


, , ,

6 y l ey s C la s s i c
S ee C a

Myths p a ge 31 5, for t h e s t or y of a f ri end
s hi p wh i h h be m e p bi l
. ,

c as co r ov er a
ng i ng d i t i
.

7 A. ve e es .
TH E ATH E I S T S M A SS’
51

foot in the stir rup D es pl ei n did not fail t o t ake B i an c h on


.

wi th him as his assistan t t o wealth y houses where n earl y ,

alway s a gratuity slipped i n to the purse of the student and ,

where all un co n sciousl y the y oun g provi nc ial had rev ealed
, ,

to him some o f the my steries of P arisia n li fe D e s p l ei n .

woul d ha v e him i n his stud y d u ri n g c onsultatio n s a n d found ,

work for him there S om etimes he would sen d him to a


.

wateri n g place as compa n io n to a rich in v alid i n a w o rd


,

, ,

he w a s preparin g a professio n al c o nnectio n for hi m The .

result o f all this w as that after a certai n time the t y rant of


t he operati n g theater had hi s right h a n d man These two
— .

O ne o f them at the summi t o f professio n al h on ors and sci


ence an d in the enj o y me n t o f a n immense fortune and an
,

equ al renown the other a modest cipher without f o rtune o r


,

fame became intimate frien ds The great D e s p l ei n told


— .

e v erythi n g t o hi s p u pil B i a nc h o n came to know the my s


.

t er i es o f this temperament half li o n h alf bull that i n the


, , ,

e n d caused a n ab no rmal expa n sio n o f the great ma n s chest


and killed him b y en l a rgeme n t o f the heart He studied the .

o d d whi ms of this bus y li fe the schemes o f its sordid a v arice


, ,

the pr o j ect s of this politician di s g uised as a ma n o f s cien ce .

H e was able t o forecast the disa ppoi n tmen ts that awaited


the on e to u ch of sentime n t that was buried in a heart not of
sto n e though made to seem like stone .

On e day B i an c h o n told D e s p l ei n that a poor w ater carrier -

in the Quartier S ai n t Jacques was suffering from a horrible


-

illness c aused b y o v erwork an d po v ert y This poor nati v e .

o f Auvergne had o n l y potatoes t o eat during the hard win

ter of 1 8 2 1 D e s p l ei n left all his patien ts At the risk of


. .

breaki n g down his horse he dro v e at fu ll speed a c c om


, ,

p a n i e d b y B i a n c h o,
n to the p o or man s lodgi n g

a n d himself ,

superinten ded his remo v al to a pri v at e nu rsi n g home estab


l i s h e d b y the celebrated Dubois i n the Fa u bourg S aint
D enis He went t o atten d t o the man hi mself a n d ga v e him
.
, ,
52 FRE N C H S H O RT ST O R IE S

whe n he had recovered money enough t o bu y a hors e a nd a


,

water cart The Au v ergnat disti n guished h i mself b y an u n


-
.

c o n ventional proceedi n g On e o f his friends fell sick and


.
,

he at once brou ght him t o D e s plei n and said t o his bene ,

factor

I w o u l d n o t think o f allowin g him t o g o t o a n yone else
a .

O verwhelmed with work as he was D e s p l ei n gras p ed the ,

water carrier s ha n d and s a id t o him :





B ring them all t o me .

8
H e had this p oor fellow from the C antal admitted to
the H Ot el D ieu where he took the g reatest c are o f him
,
.

B i a n c h o n had o n man y o c casions remarked tha t his chief had


a p articular liking for p eople from Auver gne a n d especiall y ,

for the wa t er c arriers but as D e s p l ei n took a kind o f p ride


-

i n hi s treatment o f his poor p a tie n ts at the H Ot el D ieu his ,

p upil did n o t see a ny thing ve ry stra n ge in this .

On e day when B i a n c h o n w a s crossing the P lace S aint


S ul p i c e he c aught sight of his t eacher going into the chur c h
abou t nine O cloc k in the morni n g D e s pl ei n who at t his

.
,

p eriod woul d n o t go a step without c alli ng for his carriage ,

w a s o n foo t a n d slipped in quietly by the side door in t h e


,

R ue d a P etit L ion as i f he was goi n g i n to some doub tful


,

place The student w a s naturally seized by a great curi


.

o s it
y ,
for he knew t he o p ini o ns o f his master ; s o B i a n c h o n

too slip p ed i n to S aint S ul pice and was not a little surprised


-

to s e e the famous D e s p lei n this atheis t w h o t hought ver y , ,

little of angels as bei n gs who give no scope fo r surgery t hi s


, ,

scoffer humbly k neeli ng a n d where


,
?
,i n t he L ad y
C hapel where he heard a mass gave an alms for the church
, ,

expenses and for the p oor a n d remai n ed t hroughou t as ,

s erious as i f he were e n gaged in an operation .


B i a n c h o n s astonishme n t knew no bounds I f he said .
,

t o hi mself I had seen him holdin g o n e o f t he cords o f the
,

8 A uv e g n e c e n t a l F a n c e
. r ,
r r .
TH E ATH E I S T S M A SS ’
53

can op y at a p u blic processio n o n C orp u s C hristi I might j ust


lau gh at him ; b u t at this time O f da y all a lo n e without a ny , ,

o n e to s ee him this is certai n l y something to s et o n e thi n k


,

i ng !
B i a n c h o n had n o wish to appear to be pla y i n g the s p y
o n the chief s u rgeo n o f the H Ot el Dieu s o he wen t awa y ,
.

It s o happen ed that D e s pl ei n asked him to di n e with him


that day n ot at hi s hous e but at a restaura n t Betwee n the
,
.

cheese and the dessert B i a n c h o n b y clev erly leading up t o ,

it man aged to s a y s omethi n g about the mass and spoke O f


, ,

it as a mummer y an d a farce .

“ ”
A farce said D e s pl e i n that has cost C hristendom
, ,

more bloodshed tha n all the battles o f N apoleon all the ,

leeches o f B r o u s s a i s It IS a papal i nv e n tio n that o nl y


.
-

dates from the sixth ce ntur y What torren ts o f blood were .

n ot shed to establish the feast of C orpus C hristi b y which ,

the C ourt o f R ome sought to mark its v ict or y in the ques ‘

tion o f the real presen ce a n d the schis mthat has trou bled ,

the church for three ce ntu ries ! The wars o f the C ou n t o f


Toulou se a n d the Albigen ses were the sequel o f that aff a i r .

The Vau dois and the Albige n ses refused t o r ec o gnl z e the

i nn ovation .

I n a word D e s p le i n took a pleasure i n gi v in g v en t to all


h i s atheistic ardor a n d there w a s a torre n t of Voltairia n
,

wi tticisms o r to describe it more accurately a detestable


, ,

imitation of the sty le of the Ci t a t e u r .


9


Hum ! said B i a n c h o n to himself what has bec o me of ,

m y dev otee of this morn i n g ?

He kept silen t H e bega n to dou bt i f it was really his


.

c hi ef that he had se en at S ai n t S ulpice D e s p l e i n would n ot -


.

ha v e take n the trou ble to lie to B i a n c h on The y knew each .

other too well The y had alread y exchan ged ideas o n poi nts
.

qu ite as serious an d discussed s y stems of the n ature o f


,

9 . A b o ok at t ac k i ng o rt h d o o x ca t h ol i ci s m .
54 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

t hings ex ploring and dissecting t hem wi th the kniv es and


,

s c al p els o f incredulit y .

Three months went by Bi a n c h o n took no further ste p .

in conne c ti on with the in c ident th o u gh it rem ai n ed graven ,

in his memory On e day that year o n e o f the doctors of the


.

H Ot el D ieu took D e s p l e i n by the arm in B i a n c h o n s p res


en c e as i f he had a question to put to him


,
.


Whatever do y o u go t o S ain t S ulp i c e for m y dea r -
,

master he s aid t o him
? .


T o s e e o n e o f the priests there w h o has c arie s i n the ,

knee and whom M adame the Duchess o f Ango ul ém e did me


,

t he honor t o r e c ommend t o my care s aid D e s p l ei n ,
.

The do c to r w as s atisfied wi t h thi s evasion but not s o ,

B i an c h on .


Ah he goes t o s ee diseased k nees
, t he c hurch ! Why in ,

he we n t to hear mass ! s aid the student t o himself .

B i a n c h o n made up hi s m i nd t o keep a watch o n D e s p l e i n .

H e remembered the day t he hour when he had c aught him , ,

g oin g int o S aint S ulpi c e and he promi sed himself that he


-
,

w ould be t here next year o n the s ame day and at t he s ame


hour t o s ee if he would c at c h him again I n thi s case the
,
.

recurri n g date o f his devotio n s wo u ld give ground for a sci


e nt i fic i nv estigatio n for o n e ought not to expect to find i n
,

such a man a direct co ntradiction between thought and


a c t ion .

N ext year o n the da y a n d at the hour B i an c h o n w h o


, , ,

b y t his time w a s n o lo n ger o n e o f D e s p l ei n s reside n t stu ’

dents S a w the surgeo n s carriage stop at the cor n er of the


R ue de T o u rn o n a n d the R ue d u P etit L ion Hi s friend .


g ot out p assed stealthil y alo n g by the wall o f S aint S ulpice
, ,

a n d once more heard his mass at the L ad y altar It w a s i n .

deed D e s p l ei n t he chief sur geon of t he hospital t he atheist


_
, ,

at heart the devotee at haphazard The problem w a s ge t


,
.

tin g t o be a p uzzle The persistence o f the illustrious m a n


.
56 FRE N CH SH O RT S T OR I ES

I am like a good man y devo t ees m en deeply reli gi ous ,

t o all ap p ea r an c e bu t qu i t e as mu c h a t heists as w e c an be
, ,

y o u and I .

And then t he r e was a torrent o f e p i g rams referring to


c erta i n p oliti c al personages the best known o f whom pre
,

sents us i n ou r o wn time with a n ew edition o f t he T a r t uf e


o f M oli ere .


I am n ot a skin g y o u abou t all that sai d B i a nc h o n ,
.

Bu t I d o want t o kn o w the reason for what y o u have j ust



been doin g here W hy have y o u fou n ded thi s mass
.
?
“ ” “
M y word ! my dear friend said D e s pl e i n I am o n th e , ,

brink o f the g ra v e and I may j ust as well t a lk t o y o u about


,

t he early days of my life .

Just then B i a n c h o n and t he great man were in the R ue


des Quatre Vents o ne of the most horrible s tr eets i n P aris
,
.

D e s p l ei n p ointed to the sixth story o f o n e o f those high ,

narrow fronted houses that stand like O belisks The outer


-
.

door ope n s o n a p assage at the end o f which i s a c roo k ed


,

s t air light ed by those small inner wi n dows that are aptly


,

c alled j o u r s d e I t was a house wi th a gr een


i s h c olored front with a furniture dealer ins t alled o n the
-
,

ground floor and apparentl y a di fferent type o f wre tc hed


,

ness lodgi n g in ever y story As he raised hi s arm .

with a ges ture tha t was full o f ener gy D es pl ei n sa i d to ,

B i a n c h on

I l i vedu p there for t w o years !
I know t ha t D Art h e z used to li v e t here I c ame

. .

there nearly every day when I w a s quite a young fellow ,



and i n thos e days we used to c all i t t he sto r e bo ttle o f great

men ! W ell what c omes nex t ?

,

The mass that I have j us t heard i s c onne ct ed w i t h
event s t ha t o cc urred when I was living in t ha t g arre t in
which y ou tell me D Ar t h e z on c e l i ved t he roo m fr o m t he

1 0 L i t e ra ll y
. d a y s of d u ra nc e
, .
TH E ATH E I S T S M A SS ’
57

window of which t here is a line hanging with c lothes drying


o n it
,
j ust above the flo w er pot I had such a r ough start
-
.

in life my dea r B i an c h o n that I could dispute with a ny


, ,

o n e you like the palm for sufferi n g e n dured here in P aris .

I bore it all hu n ger thirst want of mone y l ack o f clothes


, , , , ,

boots lin en all that is hardest in po v ert y I have tried


,
— .


to warm my froze n fi n gers with my breath in that store
bottle of great men which I sho u ld like t o re v isit with you
,

.

As I worked i n the wi n ter a vapor wou ld rise from m y head ,

a n d I co u ld see the steam of perspiration lik e we see it


about the horses o n a frosty da y I do n t know where o n e .

fi n ds the foothold t o sta n d u p agai n st such a li fe I was .

all alone witho u t help without a penny to buy books or


, ,

to pa y the expe n ses o f m y medical educatio n : without a


frie n d for m y irritable gloom y n er v ous character did me
, , ,

harm N 0 o n e would recognize i n my fits o f irritation the


.

distress the str u ggles o f a man w h o i s stri v i n g to rise t o


,

the surface from h i s place i n the ver y depths o f the social


s y stem But I can sa y to y ou in whose presence I ha v e n o
.
,

need to cloak my self i n a ny way that I had that basis o f ,

sound ideas a n d impression able feeli n gs which will alwa y s ,

be part of the e n dowmen t of me n stro n g e n ou gh to climb


up to some sum mit after havi n g lo n g plodded through the
,

morass o f misery I could n ot look for an y help from m y


.

family o r my nati v e place bey ond the i n sufficien t allowance


that was made to me To s um it a ll up at that time m y
.
,

breakfast in the mor ni n g was a roll that a baker i n the R ue


d u P etit L io n sold cheapl y to me bec ause it was from the
baki n g o f y esterday or the da y before an d which I broke ,

Up i n to some mi lk ; thus m y mor n i n g meal did n ot cost me

more than a pe nny I di n ed o n ly e v er y secon d day i n a


.
,

boardi n g ho u se where o n e could get a di nn er for eightpence


-
.

Thus I spen t o nl y fou rpen ce halfpen n y a da y Y ou know as


-
.

well as I do what care I would take of such things as clothes


58 F RE N C H S H O RT S T OR I ES

and b oo t s ! I am n o t sure that i n later li fe we feel more


'

'

trouble a t the trea c hery o f a c olleague than we have felt you ,

a n d I at dis c overing the moc ki n g grima c e of a boot sole tha t


,

is c omin g away from the s ewi ng o r at hearin g t he rendin g ,

noise o f a t orn c oa t c u fi I dra nk only w ater I lo oked at


. .

the ca f é s with the greatest res p e c t The C a fe ! oppi s eemed .

t o me l ike a p romised land where the L u c u l lu s e s o f the


,

Quartier L a t in had the ex c lusive right o f en t ry S hall I .


ever I used sometimes t o a s k myself shall I e v er be able
,

t o g o in there t o t ake a c u p o f c o fl e e an d h ot milk o r t o ,



p la y a game o f dominoes ?

W ell I brought t o my work t he furious ene rgy t ha t my
,

p overty ins p ired I t ried rapidly to get a gras p o f ex a c t


.

knowledge s o as t o acquire an imme n s e personal worth in


order to deserve the position I hoped t o reach in the da v s
when I would have come forth from my nothi n gn ess I c on .

sumed more o il than bread The lam p that lighted me durin g


.

thes e nights of persistent t oil c ost m e more than my food .

The struggle was long obstinat e without encouragemen t


, ,
.

I had w o n no s y m p athy from t hos e arou n d me T o have .

friends mus t o n e not associate with other you ng fellows ,

and have a few pence to take a drink with them and g o ,

with them wherever students are to be found I h a d nothi n g


? .

And n o o n e in P aris quite realizes t ha t no t hi ng i s really


n o t hi n g I f I ever had a n y o ccasion t o reveal my misery
.

I felt i n m y throat that nervous c ontraction that makes our


p atie n ts sometimes imagine there is a round mas s coming
up the gu llet into the larynx L ater o n I have c ome a c ross
.

p eo p le who havi n g been born in wealth and never wa n ting


,

f o r a ny thing k n ew nothing o f that problem o f the R ule of


,
1 1
Three : A y oung man is t o a crime as a five fran c piece i s
t o the u n known qu antity 33 These gilded fools would say
.

t o me
1 1 A f a n i s w o t h t w e nt y c e nt s
. r c r .
TH E ATH E I S T S M A SS

59


But why do y ou get into debt Why ever do you ?

c ontract serious O bligatio n s ?

They remind me of that princess who on hearing that , ,

the peo ple were i n wan t of bread said Why do n t the y


,

buy spon ge cakes ? I should like ver y much to see o n e o f


those rich me n who complai n s that I ask him for too high
,

a fee whe n there has t o be an operation I should like



y e s ,

to s ee him all alo n e in Paris without a penny without lu g


, ,

gage without a frien d without credit a n d forced t o work


, , ,

h i s fi v e fi n ge rs t o the bo n e to get a li v i n g What would he .

do Where would he go to satis fy his hunger


? ? B i an c h on ,

i f y ou have sometimes seen me bitter and hard it was ,

because I was then thi nki n g at o n ce o f m y earl y troubles


a n d o f the heartless n ess the selfish n ess of which I hav e
,

seen a thousan d i n sta n ces i n the highest circles ; o r else I


was thinkin g O f the O bstacles that hatred en vy j ealous y , , ,

calumn y h ave raised up betwee n me a n d success In P aris .

whe n certai n people s ee y ou read y to put y our foot i n the


stirrup s ome o f them pull at the S kirt o f y our coat others
, ,

loosen the saddle girth ; thi s o n e knocks a shoe off y our


horse that o n e steals y our whi p ; the least treacherous o f
,

the lot is the on e y ou s e e comi n g t o fire a pisto l at y o u point


blank Y o u ha v e talen t enough m y dear fellow t o know
.
, ,

soo n enough the horrible the u n ceasi n g warfare that medi


,

o c r it
y carries on agai n st t h e ma n that is its superior I f .

o n e e v e n i n g y ou lose twe n t y fi — v e lo u i s next morn i n g y ou


2 1
,

will be acc u sed o f bei n g a gambler a n d y ou r best frie n ds ,

will s a y that y ou ha v e lost twen t y fiv e thousand fran cs -

last ni ght I f y o u ha v e a headache y ou will be set down


.
,

as a lun ati c I f y ou are n ot li v el y y o u will be s et down a s


.
,

unsociable I f to oppose this battalio n o f p y g mies y o u call


.
,

up y our own s u perior powers y our best frien ds will cr y out,

that y ou wi s h t o dev our ever ythi n g that y ou claim to lord it


,
,

1 2 A g o ld
. in w th
co or
60 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

and p lay t he ty r an t In a word your g oo d quali ties will be


.
,

turned into defe c ts your defects will be turned into vi c es


, ,

a n d y our virtues will be crimes I f you have s aved some .

o n e it w i ll be said t hat you have ki ll ed him


,
I f your patient .

reap pears it wi ll be a greed t hat you have made sure o f t he


,

p res ent at the ex p ens e o f his future ; though he is not dead ,

he will die I f y o u s tumble i t wi ll be a fall ! Inven t any


.
,

t hing whatever and asser t your r i ghts and y o u will be a


, ,

di ffic ul t man t o deal wi th a S har p fellow who does n ot like


, ,

t o s ee young men su cc eed S O my dear friend i f I d o not


.
, ,

belie v e in God I believe even less In ma n D o you not


,
.

recognize in me a D e s pl ei n tha t is quite differen t f rom the


D e s p l e i n about whom every o n e s p eaks i ll ? B ut w e need
not dig into that heap o f mud .

Well I w a s li v ing i n that hous e I had to work to be


, ,

read y to p ass m y first examination a n d I had no t a farthing ,


'

Y ou know what it i s ! I had come to o n e o f those crises o f



utter extremit y when o n e s a y s to one s self

I will enlist !

I had o n e hope I w a s expecti n g from my nat ive place a


.

trunk full of linen a p resent from some old aunts w h o


, , ,

knowing nothi ng o f P aris think abou t p roviding o n e with ,

dress shirts be c aus e the y ima gine that with thirty fran c s a
,

month their nephew dines o n ortolans The trunk arrived .

while I w a s awa y at the M edical Sc hool I t had cost for t y .

francs c arriage to be paid The con c ierge o f the hous e a


,
.
,

German cobbler who li v ed i n a loft had p aid the money


, ,

and held the tr u nk I t oo k a walk i n the R ue des F osse


.

S aint Germain d e s P rés and in the R ue de l E c o l e de M edi


- - -

ci n e without bei n g able to invent a strat a gem which would


,

p ut the t runk in m y possession withou t my b eing obliged ,

to p a y down the forty fran c s which o f cours e I mean t to ,

pa y after s elling the linen My stupidity seemed a very .

fair S i gn to me that I w a s fit for no vo c ation bu t surgery .

M y dear friend deli c ately orga n ized natures whose p owers


, ,
THE ATH E I S T S M A SS ’
61
I

are exer c ised in some higher sphere a r e wantin g in t hat ,

S pirit of i ntrigue which i s fertile i n resou rces a n d s hi fts .

Ge n ius such as theirs depends on chan c e They do not seek .

out thi n gs they come upon them,


.

At last after dark I wen t back t o the house j u st at


, , ,

the momen t whe n m y n ext room n eighbor was comi n g i n


'

a water carrier n amed Bourgeat a man from S ai nt Flour


-
,
~ -

i n Auv ergne We knew each other in the wa y in which t wo


.

lodgers co me to kn ow each other whe n both ha v e their rooms ,

o n the same la n di n g a n d the y ca n hear each other goi n g t o


,

bed coughing getti n g u p a n d e n d b y becomi n g quite used


, , ,

to each other M y n eighbor i n formed me that the landlord


.
,

to whom I owed three months ren t had se n t me n o tice t o ’

qu it I must clear o ut n ext da y He himself was to be


. .

e v icted o n account o f hi s b u si n ess I passed the most sorrow .

ful n ight o f my life .

Where was I to fi nd a porter t o remo ve m y poor belo n g


i n gs m y boo ks
,
? How w as I to pay the porter a n d the
con cierge ? Where could I go ? With tears i n m y e y es I
repeated these i n soluble questio n s as lu n atics repeat their ,

catchwords I fell asleep For the wretch ed there is a


. .

di v in e sleep full o f beau tiful dreams N ext morni n g while .


,

I was eati n g m y porri n ger full of bread cr u mbled i n to mi lk ,

Bourgeat came i n a n d said to me i n bad Fre n ch ,



Mister S tuden t I m a poo r man a foun dli n g o f the ,

hospice o f S ai nt Flour without father or moth er a n d not


-
, ,

rich e n ough to marr y Y o u are n ot much better o ff for rela .

tion s o better provided with what cou n ts


r ,
? N ow s e e here , ,

I ha v e down below a han d cart that I hav e hired at a penny


a n hour All o u r thi n gs ca n be packed o n it I f y ou agree


. .
,

we will look for a place where we ca n lodge together S i n ce ,

we are t u r n ed ou t o f thi s An d after all it s n o t the earthly .


paradise .

‘ ‘
I kn ow it well my good Bour g eat said I to him but
.

, ,

,
62 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR rE S

I am in a gr e at d iffic ul ty T he r e s a t r unk fo r m e downs tai r s


.

t hat c ontai ns line n worth a hu n dred crown s with which I ,

c ould pa y the landlord and what I o w e to the c oncierge and ,

I ha v e n o t g ot as much as a hundred sous 13


.


B ah ! I ha v e some bits of coin B ourgeat answered me ,


j o y full y showin g me an old p urs e o f greasy leather
,
Keep .

your li n en .

B ourgeat p ai d m y three months and his o wn rent and , ,

s ettled with the concierge Then he put our furniture a n d .

m y box of linen o n his hand cart and drew it through the -


streets stoppi n g at every house that showed a L odgings to
,

L e t card As for me I would go upstairs t o s ee i f the


place to let would suit us At noo n w e were still wandering.

about the Quarti er L atin without havi n g fou n d an y thi n g .

The re n t w a s the great obstacle B ourgeat proposed to me .

to ha v e lun ch at a wine shop a t t he door o f which w e left



,

the h and cart Towards evening in the C our de R ohan off


-
.
,

the P assage d u C ommerce I fo u nd under the roo f a t the , ,

top o f a house t w o r oo ms one on each S ide o f the staircase


, ,
.

We got them for a re n t o f sixty fra n cs a y ear each S O there .

w e were housed m y self a n d m y humble frie n d


,
.


We dined together B ourgeat who earned some fi ft y
.
,

sous a day had s a v ed abou t a h u ndred c rown s


,
He .

would soon be in a p osition to realize his ambition and buy


a water car t and a horse When he found out how I w a s
-
.

situated a n d he wormed out my s ecrets with a depth o f


c unn ing a n d at the s ame time with a ki n dl y good nature that


still mo v es m y heart toda y when I thi n k o f i t h e renou n ced —

for some time to come the ambitio n o f his life B ourgeat .

had been a street seller for twe n ty t w o years H e sa c rificed -


.

his hundred crow n s for my future .

At this p oint D e s p l ei n to ok a fir m gri p of B i an c h o n s arm



.


H e g ave me the money required for my exami nations !
1 3 A s o u i s w o rt h o n e c en t
. .
64 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

our l an di n g H e was a good ser v an t as well as a g ood


.

father t o me and as cleanly in his work as an E ngli sh m aid


, .

H e looked after o u r housekeepin g L ike Phi lo p mm en h e 5


.
1 ‘

s awed up o u r firewood a n d h e s et about all his a ctions wi t h ,

a sim p li c ity i np erforming t hem tha t a t the same time p re


'

se rved his dignity fo r he s eemed t o realize t hat the end i n


,

view e n nobled it all .


When I left this fi n e fellow t o ent er t he H Ot el D i eu as a
resident student he fel t a kind o f sorrowful glo om c ome
,

over him at the though t that he c ould n o longer live with me ’


.

B u t he consoled himself by l o oki n g forward t o getting


t o g ether the money that would be necessary fo r t he exp en ses
o f my final examination and he made me p romise t o come ,

t o see him o n all my holidays B our geat was p roud Of me . .

H e loved me for my o w n sake and fo r his o w n I f y o u loo k .

u p m y essay for the doctorate you will s ee t ha t i t was dedi


c at e d to him In the last year o f m y indoor c ourse I had
.
,

m ade enough money t o be able to repay all t hat I owed t o


t his worth y Auver gnat by bu y ing him a horse and a water ,

c art H e was ex c eedingly angry a t fi n ding that I w a s thus


.

depriv i ng m y s elf o f my mo n ey a n d nevertheless b e Wa s ,

delighted at seeing his desires realized H e laughed a n d he .

s c olded me H e looked at h i s water barrel and his horse


.
-
,

and h e wiped away a t ear as he said t o me


“ ‘
It s a p ity ! Oh wha t a fine wa t er cart ! Y o u ha v e

-
,

done wrong ! The hors e i s as strong as i f he c ame


from Au v er gn e

I have never s een anythin g more touching t han t hi s
s c ene B our g ea t absolut ely i nsisted on buying fo r me tha t
.

po c ke t c as e o f i nstruments moun t ed wi t h silver tha t y o u


-

have seen in my s t udy and whi c h is for me t he most valued ,

1 5 A G reek g e n e ra l s eco n d c e n t u ry B C no t e d f o h i s i m p l e h a b i t s r s
t o w h i h h e h d b e n i n i t d t o d i nn
. . .
.
, ,

On c e a r i v i n g a t a h o u
r se c he a e v e er,
w a m i t a k n f o o ne o f h i o w n T h e h s t e s b i ng la t e
, .

s s e r t ai n s s re er o s e
e q u e t e d h i s h el p i n t h e p e p a a t i o n
. ,

w i t h t h e d i n n er H e t h ew o u

r s r r r
cl o a k n d b eg n t o c u t fi e w o d
.
,
.

hi s a a W h n h i h o s t a i v ed n d
r -
o e s rr a
e x p r e s ed d i s m a y Ph i l o p oem en ex p l ai ne d t h a t h e w as o nl y p a y i n g t h e
.

s
p ena l t y f o h i s p l a i nnes s
r .
TH E ATH E I S T S M A SS ’
55

of my possessions Although he w a s enrap tured with m y


.

first successes he n e v er let slip a word or a gesture that


,

could be taken to mean It is t o me that this man s succes s ,

i s due ! And ne v ertheless but for him I should ha v e bee n


, ,

killed by my miser y The poor man broke himself down .

fo r m y sake H e had eaten nothi n g but bread seaso n ed with


.

garlic in orde r that I might have c o fl ee while I s at up a t


,

m y work He fell S ick You ma y ima gi n e how I passed


. .

whole nights at hi s bedside I pulled him through it t h e .

first time but t w o years after there was a relapse an d


, , ,

n otwithstandi n g the most assiduous care notwithstan din g ,

the greatest e ff orts o f science he had to succumb N o ki n g ,


.

was ever cared fo r as he was Yes B i a n c h on to snatch thi s .


, ,

li fe from death I tried unheard o f thi n gs I wanted to mak e -


.

hi m li v e lon g e n ough t o allow him t o see the results o f hi s


work t o reali ze all his wishes to satis fy the o n e gratitud e
, ,

that had filled m y heart to extin g uish a fire that burns i n ,


_

me e v e n n ow !

B ourgeat conti nu ed D e s pl ei n after a p ause with e v i
, , ,

dent emotion Bourgeat my second father died in my arms


, , ,

lea vi n g me all he possessed b y a will whi ch he had mad e


at a p u bli c n o tary s an d which bore the dat e o f the y ea r

when w e went t o lodge in the C our de R ohan He had t h e .

faith o f a S imple workman He lo v ed the Blessed Virgin .

as he would ha v e lo v ed hi s mother ! ealous C atholi c as h e ;

was he had n e v er said a word t o me about m y o wn lack o f


,
.

religion When he was in dan ger o f death he begged me t o


.

spare nothi ng to obtain the help o f the C hurch for him .

I had mass said for him ever y da y O ften in the night h e .

expressed t o me hi s fears for hi s future ; he was afraid that


he had n ot lived a holy e n ough li fe P oor man ! he used t o .

work from morni n g to night Who is heaven fo r the n i f .


,

there i s a hea v en ? He received the last sacramen ts lik e


the sai n t that he was a n d his death was worth y of his life
, .


I w a s the onl y o n e who followed h i s funeral When I .
66 F REN C H S H O R T S T OR I ES

had la i d my o n e benefa ct or in the ea r th I tried t o find o ut ,

h o w I could dischar g e m y debt o f gratitude t o him I knew .

that he had neither famil y n o r frien ds neither wi fe n o r ,

c hildren Bu t he believed ! he had religious con v ictions


.
,

a n d had I any right to dispute them ? He had s poke n t o


me timidly o f masses said for the repose o f the dead ; he
did not seek to impos e this duty o n me thinki ng that it would ,

b e like asking to be paid fo r his ser v ices to me As soon '

as I c o u ld arra n ge for the endowme n t I gave the S ai n t ,

S ulpice the s u m necess a ry to ha v e fo u r masses s aid there


each y ear As the o n l y thi n g that I co u ld O ffer to Bour geat
.

w a s the fulfilme n t o f his pious wishes I g o there in his ,

name o n the da y the mass i s said at the beg i nnin g O f each


quarter o f the y ear a n d s a y t h e pra y ers for him that he
,

wished for I s a y them in the g ood faith of o n e w h o


.


doubts —
M y God i f there i s a sphere where after their
,

death y ou place thos e who have been perfect thi nk o f good ,

B ourgeat ; a n d i f he has still an y thi n g to su ffer la y thes e ,

su fferi n gs o n me s o that he ma y e n ter the soo n er i n to what


,

they call P aradis e ! This m y dear frie n d IS all that a


, ,

man who holds m y opinio n s can allow himself God mus t


, ,
.

be good hearted and H e will no t take it ill on m y p art


-
,
.

But I swear to y ou I would gi v e m y fortune fo r the s ake o f


,

finding the faith o f B ourgeat comi n g i n to m y brai n .

B i a n c h o n who attended D e S p l e i n i n his last ill n es s does


, ,

not venture to a ffirm e v en now that the famous surgeon


, ,

died an atheist Will n ot those w h o believe take pleasure in


.

the thought that p erhaps the poor Au v ergn at came t o o p en


for him the gate of H eaven as he had already o p ened for ,

him the portals o f that temple on earth o n the fa cade o f ,

which o n e reads the words — Au z g r a nd s h o m m e s l a P a t ri c


.
'

16
r e c o nn a i s s a n t e ?

p
1 6 T h e i n s c r i t i on on th e P a n t h eo n in Pa ri s A g ra t e uf l y
c o u nt r
g
.

to It s r ea t m en .
C OL O NE L C HAB E R T 1

B y H ON OR E D E BA L! AC

H U LL O ! There i s that old Box coat again ! -

Thi s exclamatio n was made b y a lawy er s clerk of the ’

class called i n Fre n ch o ffices a gutter j u mper a messenger


— -

in fact who at this mome n t was eati n g a piece O f dr y bread


with a hearty appetite H e p u lled O ff a morsel of cr u mb .

to make i n to a bullet an d fired it gleefu ll y throu gh the open


,

pan e of the wi n dow agai n st which he was lea n in g The pel .

let well aimed rebou n ded almost as high as the win dow
,
'

, ,

afte r hi tti n g the hat o f a stran ger who was crossi n g the
court y ard of a house i n the Ru e Vi v 1 enn e where dwelt ,

l
M ai t r e D er v ille at t o rn ey at law -
.
,

C ome S i m o nn i n do n t pla y tricks o n people o r I will

, , ,

tur n y ou o u t of doors Howe v er poor a clien t ma y be he is


.
,

still a man han g it all ! said the head clerk pausing i n the
, ,

additio n of a bill of costs .

The law y er s messe n ger is commo n l y as was S i m o n n i n a


, ,

lad of thirteen or fou rteen , who i n e v er y office is u n der , ,

the special j urisdictio n of the man agi n g clerk whose erran ds ,

a n d bi lle t s d o u r keep him emplo y ed o n his wa y to carr y writs


-

to the baili ffs a n d petitio n s to the C ou rts He is aki n to the .

street bo y i n his habits a n d to the pettifogger b y fate The


, .

bo y is alm o st alway s r uthless unbroken u nman ageable a , , ,

ribald rhy mester impuden t greed y a n d idle An d y et


, , ,
.
,

almost all these clerkli n gs hav e a n old mother lodgi n g o n


some fifth floor with whom the y share their pit tan ce of thirt y
o r fort y fra n cs a mo n th 2
.

1 T n l t d by M s
ra s a e Cl B ll r ara e
i s wo t h t w n t y
. . .

2 A f . n ra c nt s r e ce .

67
68 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

I f he is a m an why d o y o u call him o ld B o x c oat ? as k ed


,
-

S im on ni n, with the ai r O f a s c hoolboy w h o has c au gh t o ut


his master .

And he wen t o n eat in g hi s bread and c heese leaning his ,

s houlder agains t the window j amb ; for he rested sta n ding


l i k e a c ab horse o n e o f h i s legs raised and p ropped agains t


-
,

the o t he r o n the t o e O f his S hoe


,
.

a
Wh t trick c an we p lay that cove ? s aid t he t hird clerk ,

whose name was G o d e s c h a l in a l o w voice p ausing in the , ,

middle o f a dis c ours e he was extemporizin g i n an appeal


engrossed by the fourth clerk o f which copies were bein g ,

made b y t w o neo p h y tes fro m the provin c es .

The n he went o n im p ro v isi n g




B u t , i n hi s n o bl e ,
an d ben e c ent wi s d o m , h i s M a j e s t y ,
L o ui s t he write
E ig h t e e n t h
( it at full len g th h e h ! ,

D esroches t he learned y o u as you engross i t ! ) w he n h e


— —
,

r e s u m e d t h e r ei n s o
f G o v e r nm e n t u n d e r s t oo d —
( what
, did
that old nincompoo p ever u n derstand ) t h e hig h m i s s i o n ? —

t o w h i c h h e h a d be e n c a ll e d by D i vi n e P r o v i d e n c e ’—
( a no t e .

o f admiration a n d s i x s to p s They are p ious enough at t h e


.

C ourts t o le t us p u t six ) — a n d hi s
fi r s t t hou ht
g as is
p r o ve d ,

b y t h e d a t e o f t h e o r d e r h e r e i n a f t e r d e s i g n a t e d w a s t o r ep a i r ,

t h e m i s f o r t u n e s c a us e d by t h e t e rr i ble a n d s a d d i s a s t e r s o f
t he l i
r e vo u t o n a r
y t i m es , b
y r e s t o ri n
g t o h i s n u m e ro u s a nd

f a i t hf u l a dh e r e n t s j -
is fl attering and ought to
,

p lease the B en c h ) — a ll t h e i r u n s o ld e s t a t e s , w h e t h e r wi t h i n
our rea lm , or in c on
q uer ed o r a c ui r ed
q t e rr i t o r y , or i n t he
endo w m e n t s o fp u bli c i n s t i t u tio ns , for we a r e, a n d p r o c la i m
o u r s el v e s c om
p e t en t t o d e c la r e , t h a t t h i s i s t he s p i ri t a n d
m e a ni ng f o the fa m o us S,to p
t r u ly lo y a l o r d er g iv e n i n—
,

said G o d es c h al to t he t hree copyi n g c lerks tha t ras c ally
'

s ente n ce brings me to the end o f my p age Well he we n t



,

on wetti n g the ba c k fold o f the sheet with his t ongue S O


, ,

as to be abl e to fold ba ck the p a g e o f t hic k stamped


C O L O NE L C HA B ERT 69

p aper well i f y o u wa n t to pla y him a trick tell hi m


, , ,

that the master can o n ly s ee his clients between two and


three i n the morning ; we S hall s e e i f he comes the old ,


r uf a n !
And G o d es c h al took up the senten ce he w as dictatin g

g i v e n iAre y
n y o u r ea d P
“ ”
Yes cried t h e thre e writers
,
.

It all wen t o n together the appeal t h e gossip a n d the , , ,

con spirac y .


Gi v en i n— Here D add y Boucard what is the date of , ,

the order We must dot ou r i s and cross o u r t s b y Ji n go


? ' ’ ’

It helps to fill the pages .


B y Ji n go ! repeated o n e of the cop y ing clerks before
Boucard the head clerk could reply
, ,
.

“ ”
What ! ha v e y ou written by Ji ng o ? cried G o d e s c h al ,

looking at o n e o f the novices with an expression at on c e ,

ste m an d humorous .

“ ”
Wh y y es said D esroches the fourth clerk leaning
, , , ,

across his n eighbor s cop y he has written We m u s t d o t o ur


“ ’

i s and spelt it by

All the clerks shouted with laughter .

“ ‘
Why ! Mo n sieur Hur e y ou take B y Ji n go for a l a w ,

”3
term a n d y o u s a y y o u come from Mortagne ! exclaimed
,

S i m o n ni n .


S cratch it cleanl y ou t said the head clerk I f the ,
.

j udge whose busi n ess it is t o tax the bill were t o s ee such


, ,

thi ngs he would s ay y o u were lau ghing at the whole boiling .

Y o u would hear o f it from the chi ef C ome n o more of this ,

no n sense Mo n sieur H ur é ! A N orman ought not to write out


,

an appeal without thought It is the S houlder arms of the .

law .

“ —
G i v en z n n u ? asked G o d e s c h al Tell me when .
,

Boucard .

3 A i t y i n n t he n F n
. c n t ed f i t l g l i n t i t ut i n
or r ra ce o or s e a s o s.
70 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

June 1 8 1 4 replied t he head c lerk w i t hou t locki ng u p


, , ,

from his work .

A knock at the office door i nterrupted the c ir c umlo c utions


o f the p rolix doc u me n t Five clerks with rows o f hungry .

teeth bright mocki n g e y es a n d curl y heads li fted their


, , , ,

nose s t owards t h e door after cr y ing all t ogether i n a s 1 ng1 n g


,

tone C ome in l
,

B oucard kept his fa c e buried in a pile o f p a p ers ‘



b r o u t i lle s ( odds a n d ends ) in F rench l a w Jargon —
and went
o n drawing o u t the bill o f c os t s o n which he w a s busy .

The o ffice was a large room furnished wi th the traditi ona l


stool which i s to be seen in all thes e dens o f law quibbli ng -
.

The stove p ipe crossed the room diagonall y t o the chi m ney
o f a bricked u p fireplace ; o n the marble c himne y p iece were
- -

se v eral c hunks o f bread triangles o f B rie c hees e pork c ut , ,

lets glass es bottles and the head clerk s cup o f cho c ola t e ’
.
, , ,

The smell o f thes e dai nties blended completely with tha t o f


the immoderatel y o v erheated stove and the O dor pe c uliar to
o ffices and old p apers The floor w a s c overed with mud and .

s n ow brought in b y t he clerks N ear the window stood the


,
.

desk with a re v olving lid where the head c lerk worked and , ,

against the bac k o f i t w a s the se c ond clerk s table The


s econd clerk w a s a t this moment in C our t It w a s be t ween .

eight a n d nine in the morni ng .

The o n l y decoration o f the o ffice c onsisted in huge yellow


posters announcing s eizures o f real estate sales settle
, , ,

ments u n der trust fi n al or in t erim j udgments all the glory


,

of a law y er s office B ehind the head clerk w a s an enormous



.

stack of p igeon holes from t he to p to the bot t om o f the room


-
,

o f which each division w a s crammed with bundles of papers

with a n infinite number o f tickets hanging from them at the


e n ds o f red tape which give a pec u liar ph y siogn om y to la w
,

papers The lower rows were filled with c ardboard boxes


.
,

yellow with use o n which might be read the names o f the


,
72 F RE N C H S H ORT S T OR I ES

You go and be hanged ! here is a bl o t on t he c o p y .

S ilen c e g en tlemen !
,

Thes e various ex c lama ti ons we r e u tt ered si mul taneous ly


a t the moment when t he o l d c li en t S hu t t he door with t he

s or t o f humil i ty whi c h d i s fig u r e s t he movemen t s o f a m an

d own on his luc k The s t ran g e r t ried t o sm ile but t he


.
,

m usc les o f his fa c e relaxed as he vainly looked fo r so m e


s ymptoms o f amenity o n the i n exorably indifferent fa c es o f

the s i x clerks A c customed n o doub t t o gauge men he very


.
, , ,

p olitel y addressed t he gutter j um p er ho p in g t o g et a c i vi l


-
,

a nswer from th i s b o
y o f all wor k .


Monsieur is your mas t e r at home
,
?

The pert messen g er made n o re p ly bu t p at t ed his ear w i t h ,

t he fingers o f his left ha n d as much as to s ay I am dea f


, ,
.

What do you wan t s i r asked G o d e s c h al s w allo w m g


, ,

as he S poke a mouthful o f bread big enough to char g e a


four p ounder flourishing his kni fe a n d crossing his le g s
-
, ,

throwing up o n e foo t in the air to the level o f his e y es .

“ ”
This i s the fi fth t ime I have c alled re p lied the V i cti m ,
.


I wish to s p eak t o M D erv i lle . .


On business ?

Y es but I can ex p l ain i t t o no o n e but


,

M D er v ill e is in bed ; i f y ou want to consult him o n


.

some di fficulty he does no serious work till midnigh t Bu t


,
.

i f you will la y the cas e before us we c ould hel p you j us t as ,

well as he can to
The stranger was unmoved ; he looked t imidly about him ,

like a dog who has got into a strange kitchen and ex pe ct s a


kick B y grace o f their p r o fe s s Io n lawyers c lerk s have n o
.
,

fear o f thie v es ; the y did not sus p e c t the owne r o f the b o x


coat and le ft him to study the p lace where he looked i n
, ,

vain for a chair to S it on for he w a s -evidently tired At t o r


,
.

neys on p rinc i p le do not have many c hairs in t heir o ffi c es


, ,
.

The inferior c lien t bein g ke p t wai ting o n his feet goes away
, ,
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 73

gr umbli n g b ut then he does not waste time whi c h as an


, , ,

o ld law y er Once said , is not allowed fo r when the bill is taxed .

” “
Monsieur said the ol d man as I have alread y told y o u
, , ,

I c an n ot explain my business t o any o n e but M Derville I . .


will wait till he is up .

B oucard h a d fini s h ed hi s bill He smelt the fragrance



.

o f h i s cho c ola t e rose from his cane arm c hair wen t to the -
, ,

c himney pie c e, looked the o ld man from head to foot sta r ed


-
,

at hi s coat and made a n i n describable grimace H e prob


,
.

abl y reflected that whichever wa y this clie nt might be wrung ,

i t Would be impossible t o squeeze o ut a ce ntime s o he p ut i n


4
,

a few brief words t o rid the o ffice o f a bad c ustomer .


It is the truth monsieur The chief o n ly works at night
,
. .

I f y our busi n ess is important I recomme n d y ou t o return ,

at o n e in the morni n g The stran ger looked at the head


.

clerk with a bewildered expressio n and re mai n ed motionless ,

fo r a mome n t The clerks accustomed t o e v er y change o f


.
,

count enance and the o dd whimsicalities t o which indecision


,
“ ”
o r abse n ce o f mind ives rise in parties went n eatin g
g o , ,

making as much noise with th eir j aws as horses over a man


ger and pay in g n o further heed to the o ld man
,

I will come again to n ight said the stran ger at len gth , ,

with the ten acious desire p eculiar t o the unfortunate t o , ,

catch humanity at fault .

The onl y iro ny allowed t o poverty is t o drive Justice and


Ben evolen ce t o u nj u st den ials Whe n a poor wretch has c on .

v i c t e d S ociet y o f falsehood he throws himself more eagerly ,

o n the merc y o f God .

“ ”
What do y o u thi nk o f tha t for a c ra cked p ot P said
S i m o nnm withou t waiting till the ol d man had S hu t the
,

door .


He looks as i f he had been buried and dug up again ,

said a c lerk .

4 A
. op p
c co i n wo rt h a fif t h
er f ent It i no l onge u rent
o a c . s r c r .
74 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

H e i s so m e C o lonel w h o want s his a rr ea r s o f p ay sai d ,

the head clerk .

N 0 he i s a r e t ired c on c ier g e
,
said G o d e s ch al , .


I bet y ou he i s a nobleman c r i ed B ou c ard ,
.


I bet you he has been a p orter re t orted G o d e s ch al , .

On ly p orters are gi fted by nature with shabby b o x c oats



-
,

as worn a n d greas y a n d frayed as t hat o ld bod y s An d ’


.

did y ou see his trodden down boots that let the wa t er in



,

and his stock which ser v es for a shir t ? H e has sle p t in a


dr y arch .

H e ma y be o f noble birth a n d yet ha v e pulled the doo r ,


” “ ”
la t ch cried D esro c hes
,
It has been known !
.

N o B ou c ard insis t ed in the midst o f laugh t er I main


, , ,

tain that he w a s a brewer in 1 7 8 9 and a C olonel in the time ,

o f the R epublic .


I bet theater ti ck et s round that he ne v er was a soldier ,

s aid G o d e s c h a l .


D o n e with you answered B ou c ard,
.


M onsieur ! M onsieur ! shouted t he li ttle messenger o p en ,

ing the wi n dow .

What are y ou a t n o w S i m o n ni n asked B oucard


?
,
.

I am c alling him that you ma y ask him whether he i s


a C olonel or a porter ; he must kn ow .

All the c lerks laughed AS to the old man he w a s already


.
,

c omi n g upstairs a gain .


Wha t can w e s ay to him ? c ried G o d es ch al .


L ea v e i t t o me replied B oucard,
.

The p oor man came in nervousl y his eyes c ast down , ,

p erhaps not to betra y h o w hun gry he w a s by lookin g t o o


greedily a t the eatables .

“ ”
M ons i eur sa i d B ou c ard will y ou have the kindness t o
, ,

leave your n ame s o that M D erville may know


,
.

“ ”
C haber t .
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 75

”5
The C olo n el who was killed at Eylau asked Hur e ?
,

who h a v1 n g s o far said nothing w a s j ealo u s of addi n g a j est


, ,

to all the others .


The same Mon sieur replied the good man with antique
, , ,

simplicit y An d he went away . .


iW h ew !

Do n e brown !
Poof !
Oh !

Ah !
Bo u m !
The old rogue !
Ting a ri n g ting - - -

‘ ”
S old agai n !

Mo n sieur D esroches y ou are goi n g to the play withou t ,

pay i n g said Hur e to the fourth clerk gi v i n g him a slap
, ,

o n the S houlder that might ha v e killed a rhi n oceros .

There was a storm of cat calls cries a n d exclamatio n s -


, , ,

which all the on om a t o p el a of the lan guage would fail to rep


resent .


Which theater shall we go to ?

To th e oper a cried the head clerk ,



I n the first place said G o d e s c h al I n ev er menti on ed , ,

which theater I mi ght if I chose take y ou to see M adame


.
, ,

S a qu i

Madame S a qui is not the pla y .


What is a play ? replied G o d e s c h al First w e must .
,

defi n e the poi nt o f fact What did I bet ge ntleme n ? A .


,

pla y What is a pla y A spectacle What is a spectacle


.
? ? .

S omethi n g to be see n

But on that pri nciple y ou would pa y y our bet b y taking
5 E yl
a u i s a t ow n i n E a s t
'

ru s s i a P An i n d e ci s i v e b at t e l w a s f ough t
b N a p ol eon
. .

h er e , F eb 8 , 1 8 0 8 ,
. et w een t h e F r en c h un d er , an d t h e G er
m a ns and Ru s s i a ns .
76 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

us t o se e t he water run under the P on t N euf cri ed S i m on


nin i n t er r u ptin g him
, .


T o be s een fo r money G o d e s c h al added , .

But a grea t many things are t o be s een for money that



a re n ot p lays T he defini t ion i s defe ct ive s aid D esro c hes
.
, .


But d o l i s t en t o me !
Yo u are t alking nons ense my dea r b oy s aid Boucard , ,
.


IS C ur t ius a p lay

? said G o d e s c h al .


N s aid the head c le rk i t i s a c oll e ction o f fi gures
,

b u t i t i s a s p ecta cle .

“ ”6
I be t y o u a hu n dred fran c s t o a s ou G o d es c h al resu m ed ,

t ha t C urtius W axworks forms su c h a S how as might be


c alled a p lay o r t heater It c ont ains a thing t o be seen


.

a t various p ri c es a cc ordin g t o t he p la c e y ou c hoos e t o


,
!


o cc u p y .


And s o o n and s o f ort h ! said S im o nni n
,
.


Y o u mind I don t bo x your ears ! said G o d e s c h al

.

The c lerk s shrugg ed their shoulders .


B esides i t i s n o t p roved that that o ld ape was not m ak
,

i ng game o f us he said dropping his argument which w a s
, , ,

drowned in t he l aughter o f the other clerks On m y honor .
,

C olonel C haber t i s r eall y and t ruly dead H i s wi fe is mar .

ried again t o C omte F er r a u d C oun c i llo r o f S ta t e M adame


,
.

F e r r a u d i s o n e o f o u r c lient s .


C ome the case i s remanded till t omorrow
,
s aid B oucard , ..

T o work gentlemen T he deu c e i s in it ; we ge t nothi n g done


,
.

here F inish c o py in g t ha t appeal ; it must be handed i n


.

b efore the sittin g o f the F ourth C hamber j ud gm en t is t o be ,

given t oday C ome o n you go !


.
,

I f he r eally were C olonel C haber t w ould n o t t ha t i m pu ,

dent rascal S i m o nni n have felt the leather o f his boo t in t h e



right pla c e when he p r etended t o be deaf ? s aid D esro c hes ,

r eg arding t his remar k as more c on c lus i ve t han G o d e s c h al s


.6 One c ent .
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 77


S i nc e n othin g i s settled said B oucard let u s all agree , ,

to go to the u pper boxes o f the F r a n ga i s and s e e Talma i n


7 i

j

N ero S i m o nn i n ma y go t o the pit
. .

An d there u po n the head clerk s at down at his table a n d ,

the others followed his example .


Gi v e n in Ju ne e ig h t e e n h u nd r e d an d fou rt e en
said G o d e s ch a l R eady .

?

Q


Y es repli ed the t w o cop yi n g clerks a n d the en grosser
, ,

whose pen s forthwith bega n t o creak o v er the stamped paper ,

making as much noise in the office as a hundred c ockchafers


imprisoned b y schoolbo y s i n paper cages .


A n d w e h o p e t h a t m y lo r d s o n t h e B e n c h the ext em p o ,


ri z i n
g clerk wen t o n S top ! I must
. read my sentence

through again I do not understan d it my self
. .


F o rt y s i x ( that must often happen ) an d thr ee forty
-


nines said Boucard
, .


W e h op e ”
G o d e s c h a l began again after reading all
, ,

through the documen ts t ha t m y lo r d s o n t h e B e n c h wi ll
,

no t be l e s s m a g n a n i m o u s t h a n t h e a u g u s t a u t h o r o f t h e d e c r e e ,
a nd t h a t t h e i l l d u s t i c e a g a i n s t t h e m i s e r a b le c l a i m s o f
y w o
j
t h e a c t ing c o m m i t t e e of t h e c h i ef B o a r d o f t he L eg io n o f
H o no r by i n t e rp r e t i ng t he la w i n t h e wi d e s e ns e w e ha ve
he re s et fo r t h

Monsieur G o d e s c h al ,wouldn t y o u like a glass o f water ? ’

said the li ttle messen ger .

“ ”
That imp o f a b o y ! said Boucard Here get on y ou r .
,

double soled shanks mare take thi s p acket and spin o ff t o


- -
, ,

the Invalides .


H e r e s e t fo r t h G o d es ch a l went o n
, Add in t h e i nt e r .


e s t of M a d a m e la Vi c o m t e s s e at f ll le n gth
“ ” “
( u ) d e G r a n d li e u .

What cried the chi e f are y ou thi nking o f drawing up ,

an ap p eal in the case o f Vicomtesse de G r a n dli eu against


t he L e gion o f Ho n or a c ase for the offic e t o s t and o r fall

7 Th e f orem os t t h eat er i n F an c e
. r .
78 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

by ? Yo u a r e so m e t hin g li k e an a s s ! H ave the goodness


to pu t aside your c opies and y ou r notes ; y ou ma y kee p all
tha t fo r the cas e o f N a v a r r ei n s agains t the Hos p i t als It .

i s la t e ; I will draw u p a little p etition myself w i t h a due ,



allo wan c e o f inasmuch a n d go t o the C ourts myself

, .

This s c ene is typical o f the th ousand d eli gh t s w h i c h when ,



we look ba c k on o u r youth make us say Thos e were go od
, ,

times .

At abou t o n e i n the mor n ing C olonel C habert self styled ,



,

knock ed at the door o f M a i tre D er v ille attorne y t o the C our t


,

o f First Instan c e in the D e p artment o f the S eine The p or .

ter t old him tha t M onsieur D erville had not y et come i n .

The old man s aid he had an appoi n tme n t and was shown ,

ups t airs to the rooms occu p ied by t he famous law y er who , ,

notwiths t anding his youth w a s c onsidered t o have o n e o f


,

the longes t heads in P aris .

H a v i n g rung the distrustful ap p li c ant w a s no t a li ttle


,

asto n ished a t findi n g the head clerk busil y arranging in a


co nv en ient order o n his master s di n i n g room table the papers

-

relating to t h e c ases to be tried o n the morrow The clerk .


,

no t less asto n ished bowed to the C olon el and beg g ed him to


,

take a sea t which the clie n t did


,
.


On m y word M onsieur I thought you were j oking yes
, ,

te r d a y when you named such an ho u r for a n i n ter v ie w s aid ,

the old man with the forced mirth of a ruined man wh o


, ,

does his best to smile .


The clerks were j oki n g but they were speaking t he truth
,

too re p lied the man going on with his work
, ,
M D erville . .

chooses this hour for stud y i n g his c ases taking stock o f ,

t heir p ossibilities arranging h o w to condu c t them de ci ding


, ,

o n the line of defens e His prodigious i n telle ct i s freer at


.

this hour the onl y t ime whe n he can ha v e the silen c e and

quiet needed for the con c eption of g ood i deas S ince he .


80 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

t he f a c e o f t he dead R ound h i s ne ck was a ti ght bl a ck S ilk


.

s t o ck .

B elow the dar k line o f t his r a g t he body w as s o c om


p l e t e ly h i dden in shadow t ha t a man o f i ma gi na t ion m i g h t
have supposed t he old head was due t o so m e c han c e p lay o f ,

8
light a n d shade o r have taken it for a p ortrait by R embrandt
, ,

without a frame The brim o f the ha t whi c h c ove r ed t he old


.

man s brow c ast a bla c k line o f Shadow o n t he u pp e r p ar t o f


t h e fa c e This g rotesque e ff ec t t hou gh na tu r al t hrew i nto


‘ ‘

.
, ,

r eli ef b y c ontras t the white fur r ows the c old w r inkles t he , ,

c olorless t one o f the c or p se like c oun t enan c e A nd the ah -


.

sen c e o f all movemen t i n t he figure o f all fire in the eye were , ,

In harmon y with a cer t ain look o f mela n choly madness and ,

the deterioratin g s y m p toms charact eristi c o f se n ility givin g ,

t he face an indes c ribably i ll s t a rr ed loo k whi c h n o human -

w ords could re n der .

B u t an observer es p e c ially a lawye r c ould also have read


, ,

i n t h i s s t ri ck en m an the si gns o f dee p sorrow the traces o f ,

r i ef which had worn into this fa c e as dro p s o f water from


g ,

t h e s k y fallin g o n fine marble at last destroy i t s beaut y A .

p h y sician an author o r a j udge mi ght have discerned a


, ,

w hole drama a t the sigh t o f i t s sublime horror while t he l eas t ,

c harm was i t s r esemblance to t he gr o t e s ques which artis t s

a mus e themselves by sket c hing o n a corne r o f t he litho

g raphi c stone while chatting with a friend .

On s eeing t he at t orney t he s t ranger s t a rt ed with t he


, ,

c onvulsi v e thrill t ha t comes over a p oet when a sudden nois e

rouses hi m fro m a frui tful reverie in silen c e and at nigh t .

The old man has t ily removed his hat and rose to b o w to the
you ng man ; the leather linin g of his hat w a s doub tless very
greas y ; his wi g stuck to i t without hi s not i c ing i t and left ,

his head bare showing his skull horribly disfigu red by a


, ,

s c ar be ginni n g a t t he nape o f the ne ck and endin g over the


8 . Th e ce el b ra t ed D ut c h po r t rai t p ai nt er .
C O L ONEL C HA B ER T 81

righ t eye a promine n t seam all across h i s head The sud


,
.

den removal o i the dirty wig whi c h the poor man wore to hide
this gash ga v e the two lawy ers no i n clination to laugh s o ,

horrible to behold was this ri v e n skul l The first idea sug .

gested b y the sight of this ol d w ou n d was His intellige n ce


, ,

must ha v e escaped through that cut .


If this is not C olo n el C habert he is some thorough goin g
,
-


trooper ! tho u ght Bou card .

“ ”
Mo n sieur said D erville t o whom ha v e I the honor o f
, ,

speaki n g ?

T o C olo n el C habe rt .

“ ”
Whi ch ?

He wh o was killed at Ey lau rep lied the ol d man ,
.

On heari n g this strange speech the lawy er a n d his cler k ,



gla n ced at each other a s much a s to s a y He is mad
, ,
.

“ ” “
Monsieur the C olo n el went on I w i sh t o c onfide t o y ou
, ,

the s ecret of m y position .

A thi ng well worth y o f note is the nat ural intrepidity of


lawy ers Whether from the habit o f receivi n g a great man y
.

per s o n s o r from the deep sen se o f the protecti on co n ferred


,

o n them b y the law or from co n fide n ce in their missio n they


, ,

enter e v er y where feari n g n othing like priests and ph y si


, ,

c i an s
. D erville signed to Bo u card who v ani shed ,
.

“ ” “
Duri n g the da y s i r said t he att orne y I am not s o
, , ,

miserl y of m y time but at night ever y mi nute i s precious


,
.

S o b ebrief a n d co n cise Go to the facts w ithout di gression


. .

I will a s k for a ny explanations I may c onsider necessary .


S peak .

Having bid hi s strange cli ent t o be seat ed the young man ,

s a t down at the table ; bu t whi le he gave his atte n tion to the

deceased C olo n el he turned o v er the bundles o f papers


,

“ ”
Yo u know perhaps , sa i d the dead man that I c om
, ,

m a n d ed a ca v alr y regime n t at Eylau I was o f importa n t .


82 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

s ervi c e t o t he su cc ess o f M u r a t s famous c harge w h i c h d e ’


9

cided the v ictor y Unhap p il y fo r me m y death is a historical


.
,

fa c t recorded in Vi ct o i r e s e t C o n gu é t e s where it is related


, ,

in full detail We c ut through the three R ussian lines


.
,

Which a t o n ce c losed u p a n d formed again s o that we had ,


to r ep eat the mo v eme n t bac k aga i n At the mome n t when .

we were neari n g the E m p eror 0


after h a v 1 n g scattered the
,
1

R ussian s I came against a squadron of the e n em y s c avalry


,

I rushed a t the obstinate brutes T w o R ussia n offic ers per ,

f e c t giants a t ta c ked me both a t o n ce


,
On e o f them gave .

me a c u t a c ross t he head tha t c rashed through ever y thi n g ,

even a black silk c ap I wore next my head and cut deep ,

into the skull I fell from my horse M urat c ame up t o


. .

support me ; he rode o v er m y body he a n d all his me n fifteen , ,

h u ndred o f them there might ha v e been more ! M y death


w a s an n ou n ced to the E m p eror who as a precaution —


,
fo r he
was fond of me w a s the M aster wished t o know i f there
,

were no hope o f sa v i ng t he man he had to thank for such


a vigorous attack H e s e n t t w o surgeons to identify me a n d
.

bri n g me i n to Hospital sa y i ng perhaps too carelessly for he, , ,

w a s very bus y Go and s e e whether by a ny chance p oor


,

C habert i s still ali v e Thes e ras c ally s a w bones who had


.

,

j ust seen me l y ing under the hoo fs o f the hors es o f t w o regi


me n ts n o doubt did not trouble themsel v es to feel my pulse
, ,

and re p o rted that I was quite dead The certificate of death .

w a s p robabl y made out in accordance with the rules o f mili



tar y j urisprudence .

As he heard his v i s i to r ex p ress himself with complete


lu c idit y and rela t e a s t ory so probable though so stra n ge
, ,

the you n g lawyer ceased fi n geri n g the papers rested his ,

left elbow o n the table a n d with h i s head on his ha n d looked


,

s t eadily at the C olonel .

9 O n e o f N p o l eo n m o s t f a m ou s m a h a l s H e t o k pa t in t h e

a s rs o r
b t t le f E yl u
. .

a o a
1 0 N p l e n B ona p
.

. a o te
o ar .
C OLONEL C HA B ERT 83

D o y ou kn ow Mo n sie u r that I am lawy er t o the C omtesse


, ,

Ferra u d he said i nterrupti ng the speaker C olonel C h a


, , ,

bert s widow

?

M y wi fe y es Mo n sieur Therefore after a hu n dred

,
.
,

fr u itless attempts to interest lawy ers who ha v e all thought ,

me mad I made up my mi n d t o come to y ou I will tell


,
.

v ou of my mis fortu n es afterwards ; for the presen t allow ,

me to pro v e the facts explai ni n g rather how thi n gs must


,

hav e fallen o u t rather than how they did occu r C ertai n .

circ umsta n ces kn own I s u ppose to no o n e bu t the Almi ght y


, , , ,

compel me to speak of some thi n gs as h y pothetical The .

wo u n ds I had recei v ed must presumabl y hav e produced


tetanu s or ha v e thrown me i n to a state an alogous to that
,

of a disease called I belie v e cataleps y Otherwise how 1 5 It


, ,
.

co n cei v able that I S hould ha v e bee n stripped as is the cu s ,

tom i n time of war a n d thrown into the commo n gra v e b y


,

the me n ordered to b u r y the dead ?

Allow me here to re fer to a detail of which I cou ld kn ow


n othi n g till after the e v ent which after all I must speak , , ,

o f a s m y death At S tu ttgart i n 1 8 1 4 I met an o ld quarter


.
, ,

master o f m y regime nt Thi s dear fellow the Onl y ma n .


,

who chose to recogn ize me a n d of whom I will tell y ou more ,


-

l a ter explained the mar v el of my preser v ation b y telli n g


, ,

me that my horse was shot i n the fla nk at the mome n t when


I was wou n ded M a n an d beast wen t dow n together like
.
,

a mo nk c u t o u t of card paper A S I fell to the right or to


-
.
,

the left I w a s n o doubt c o v ered b y the bod y of my horse


, ,

which protected me from being trampled to death or hit b y a


ball .


When I came to my self Mo n sieur I was in a position , ,

a n d a n atmosphere o f which I could give you no idea i f


I talked till tomorrow The little air there was t o breathe
.

was foul I wa nted to mo v e an d fou n d n o room I open ed


.
, .

my eyes an d s a w n othin g The most alarmi n g circu msta n ce


, .
84 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

w a s t he l a ck o f ai r and t his enli ghtened me as t o my s i tua


,

ti on I unders t ood t hat n o fresh air c ould p enetrat e t o me


.
,

and t ha t I mus t die Thi s t hou ght t ook o ff the s ens e o f


.

i n t o lerable p ain whi c h had aroused me There was a violent


.

S ingin g in my ears I heard o r I thought I heard I will


.

,

asser t no thin g g roans from t h e world o f dead amon g whom


I was lyin g S ome night s I still thin k I hear those stifled


.

moans ; t houg h t he remembran c e o f t ha t t ime is very obs c ure ,

and my memor y very indis t in c t in s p i t e o f my i m p ressions


,

o f far more acute s u fie ri n I was f a t ed t t hrou g h and


g o g o ,

wh i c h have c onfused my ideas .


B u t t here was somet hin g m ore aw ful t han c r i es ; t he r e
w a s a silen c e su c h as I ha v e never k nown elsewhere — li t e r
ally the silen c e o f the grave At las t b y raising my hands
, .
,

and feeling the dead I discerned a va c an t s p a c e between


,

my h e ad and the human c arrion above I c ould thus m easure .

t he s p a c e g ran t ed by a chan c e o f whi c h I k new n o t the


,

cause It would s eem that t hanks t o t he c arelessness and


.
,

the has t e wi t h which we had been p it c hed into t he t ren c h ,

t wo dead bodies had leaned a c ross and against ea c h other ,

forming an angle li k e t hat made by t w o c ards when a c hild


i s building a card c as t le F eelin g abou t m e a t once fo r there
.
,

was n o time for p lay I ha p pily fel t an arm lying detached


, ,

t he arm o f a H ercules ! A st o ut bone t o which I owed m y ,

r es c ue B u t for this unho p ed for hel p I must have p erished


.
-
,
.

B ut with a fur y you may imagine I began t o wor k my way ,

t hrough the bodies which se p arated me from t he layer o f


earth whi c h had n o doub t been t hrown over u s I s a y us —
,

as i f there had been o t hers livi n g ! I work ed w i th a will ,

M onsieur f or here I a m ! B u t t o t his day I do n ot know


,

how I succeeded i n g etti n g throu gh t he p ile o f fl esh whi c h


formed a b ar r ier be t ween me and li fe Y o u wi ll say I had .

t hree a r ms T his cr owba r whi c h I used c leverly enough


.
, ,

o p ened o ut a lit tle air b et ween the bodies I moved and I ,


C OLONEL C HA B ER T 85

economi z ed my breath At las t I s aw day light but th r ough


.
,

snow !

At that moment I p er c eived tha t m y head was cut open .

Happily my blood o r that of my c om rades o r perhaps the


, ,

t orn skin o f my horse w h o knows had in coagulating formed


, ,

a sort of n atural plaster But in spite of it I fai nted away


.
, ,

when my head came into co nta ct with the snow How ev er .


,

t h e little warmth left i n me melted the s n ow about me ; a n d


when I re c o v ered consciousness I fou n d m y self in the mid ,

dle o f a roun d hole where I stood shouti n g as lo n g as I


,

could But the s un was rising s o I had ver y little chan ce


.

-
,

W a s there a ny o n e in the fields yet


o f be i ng heard .
? I
p u fl e d m y self up usi n g m y feet
,
as a spring resti n g on o n e ,

o f the dead wh o se ribs were firm Y o u may suppose that


, .


this was not the moment for sayi n g R espect courage i n mis ,

fortune ! I n S hort Mo n sieur after e n duri n g the a n guish


, , ,

i f the word is str on g e n ou gh for m y frenz y of seein g for a


lo n g time y es qu ite a lo n g time thos e cursed Germans fly
, , ,

i n g from a v oice they heard where they could s e e n o o n e I ,

w a s dug o u t b y a woman who was brave or c urious e n ough ,

to come close to my head which must ha v e looked a s tho u gh ,

it had sprouted from the grou n d like a mushroom This .

woman wen t to fetch her husban d a n d between t hem they ,

got me t o their poor ho v el .

It would seem that I mus t have again fallen i nto a


cataleps y allow me to use the word t o describe a state o f

which I ha v e n o idea b u t which from the account given


, ,

b y m y hosts I suppose to have bee n the effect of that malad y


,
.

I remai n ed for S I! months between life and death ; n ot speak


i n g o r if I spoke talki n g i n deliri u m At last my hosts
, , ,
.
,

got me admitted t o the hospital at Heilsberg .

S ix mo nth s afterwards whe n I remembered o n e fi n e , ,

morni n g that I had b e en C ol on el C habert an d when o n


, , ,

reco v eri n g m y wits I tried to exa ct from m y n urse rather


,
86 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

more res p ect than s h e p aid t o any poor dev i l all my c o m ,

panions i n t he wa r d be g an t o laugh Luc kily fo r m e t he .


,

sur g eon out o f p ro f essional p ride had answered for my


'

, ,

cure a n d was naturally interested in his patient When I


, .

told him c oherently about m y former li fe this good man


-
\
, ,

named S p a r c h m a n signe d a deposition drawn u p in the


, ,

legal for mof his country gi ving an accou nt of the m iraculous


,

w a y in which I had escaped from the tre n ch dug for the


dead the da y and hour when I had been fou n d by my be n e

f a c t r e s s a n d her husba n d the nat u re a n d exact spot o f my


,

i n j uries addin g t o t hese documents a descri p tion of my p er


,

s on .

Well M o n sieur I have neither these importa n t p ieces


, ,

o f e v idence n or the declaration I made before a notar y at


,

H eilsberg with a Vi ew to establishi ng m y ide n tity From


,
.

the da y when I w a s turned out o f that town b y the events of


w a r I ha v e wandered about like a v agabo n d begging my
, ,

bread treated as a madman when I have told m y story with


, ,

out e v er ha v i n g fou n d o r ear n ed a s o u to e n able me to reco v er


t he deed s which would pro v e my stateme nts and restor e ,

me to society M y sufferi n gs have often kept me for six


.

months at a time i n some little town where ever y c are w a s ,

taken o f the i nv alid Fre n chman but where he w a s laughed ,

a t to h i s face as soon as he s aid he w a s C o l o n el C haber t .

For a lo n g time that laughter thos e doubts used to p ut me , ,

into rages which did me harm a n d which even led to my ,

being lo c ked up at S t u ttgart as a madman And i n deed as .


, ,

you ma y j udge from my stor y there w a s am p le reason fo r ,

S hutti n g a ma n up .


At the end of t w o years detention which I was com ’

ell e d to submit to after hearing m y keepers s a y a thousand


p ,
‘ ’
t imes Here is a poor man w h o thinks he is C olonel C habert
,

to people who would reply P oor fellow ! I became con ’

v i n c e d o f the impossibilit y of m y o w n adve n ture I g rew .


88 F RE N C H S H O R T S T OR I ES

br i n g an a cti on agains t a C ount and C ount ess ; when —


I a
dead man brin g u p as a g a i nst a c ertifi c ate o f death a c er

t i fic a t e o f marria g e and re gisters o f births t hey S how me ,

o ut ,
either wi t h the air o f c old p oli t eness whi c h y ou all ,

know h o w t o assume t o rid yourselves o f a hapless w ret ch ,



o r b fut a ll li k e men w h t h i n k t hey h ave t deal w i th a
y , o o

swi ndler o r a madman i t de p ends o n t heir na ture I have



been buried under the dead ; bu t n o w I am bu r i ed under the


livin g under p a p ers under fa ct s under the whole o f so c i ety
, , ,

whi c h wants t o sho v e me underground agai n !
“ ”
P ray r esume your narrati v e said D erville , .


P ray resume it ! c ried t he ha p less o ld man ta ki n g the ,

young lawyer s hand ’
Tha t i s t he firs t polit e word I have
.

heard sin c e
The C olonel we p t Gratitude choked his voi c e The
'

. .

a p pealin g and unutterable eloquen c e that lies in the eyes in ,

a g esture even i n silence entirely c onvin c ed D erville and


, , ,

t ouched him deeply .

“ “

L isten M onsieur said he ; I have t his even i ng won


, ,

t hree hundred f rancs at c ards I m ay very well lay o ut half


.

t hat s u m in making a man hap p y I will begin the inquiries


.

and resear c hes ne c ess ary to ob t a i n the docum ents o f whi c h


you speak and unt il they arrive I will give y ou five fran c s
,

a day I f you are C olonel C haber t you will p ardon the


.
,

smallness o f t he loan as coming from a young m an wh o has


his fortune t o make P roceed . .

The C olonel as he c alled himself s at fo r a moment m ot i on


, ,

less and bewildered ; the de p th o f his woes had no doub t


destroyed his p owers o f belief Thou gh he w a s eager in .

p ursuit o f his mili t ary d i stin ction o f his fortune o f h imself , , ,

p erha p s i t was in O bed i ence t o the i nex p li c able f eel i n g t he ,

lat en t g erm i n every man s heart t o which we o w e t he


ex p eriments o f al c hemists the p assion for glory t he d i s c o v


, ,

eries o f as t ronomy and o f p hysi c s every th in g which p rom pt s ,


C OLONEL C HA B ERT 89

man t o expand his being by multiply ing himself through


deeds or ideas I n his mi n d the E g o w a s now but a seco n dar y
.

obj ect j ust a s the v an ity of success o r the pleasure of wi n


,

ni ng bec ome dearer to the gambler than the obj ect he has
at stake The y oun g lawy er s words were as a mi racle to
.

this man for ten y ears repudiated b y his wi fe b y j ustice by


, , ,

the whole social creatio n To fin d i n a lawy er s o ffice the ‘


ten gold pieces which had so lon g been r e fused him b y s o


many peopl e a n d i n so many wa y s ! The C olon el was like


,

the lady who havi n g been ill o f a f ever for fifteen y ears
, ,

fa n cied she had some fresh complai nt when S h e was cured .

There are j o y s in which we ha v e ce a sed to believ e ; t h ey


fall o n us it i s like a thu n derbolt ; they burn us The poor
,
.

man s gratitu de was too great t o fi n d utteran c e T o S uper



.

fic i a l obser v ers he seemed cold but D er v ille saw complete ,

ho n esty u n der this amazeme n t A swin dler wo u ld hav e .

found his v oice .


Where was I ? said the C olonel with the simplicity of ,

a child o r o f a soldier for there IS often somethi n g of the


,

child In a true soldier and almost alway s somethi n g of the


,

soldier in a child especially i n France ,


.


At S tuttgart Y o u were o ut of p r iso n said D erville
.
,
.


Y ou know m y wi fe ? asked the C olo n el .


Yes said D er ville with a bow
, ,
.


What is s h e like ?

S till qu ite charmi n g .

The old man held up his han d a n d seemed to be s w al ,

l o w mg down some secret a nguish with the gra v e a n d solemn


resignation that i s characteristic o f me n who have stood the


ordeal o f blood an d fire o n the battlefield .

“ ”
Mo n sieur said h e with a sort o f cheerfulness for he
, ,

breathed agai n the poor C olo n el ; he had agai n risen from


,

the gr a v e ; he had j ust melted a coveri n g o f s n ow less easily


thawed than that which had o nc e before frozen his head ;
90 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

and he d r ew a d ee p brea t h as i f he had j ust es c a p ed f rom ,



a dungeon — M onsieur i f I had been a handsome y oung ,

fellow none o f my mis for tunes would have befallen me


,
.

Women believe in men when they flavor the i r spee c hes wi t h


the word L o v e The y hu rr y then they c ome the y g o they
.
, , ,

are e v er y where at once ; they intrigue they assert fa cts


!

, ,

the y pla y the ver y devil for a man w h o takes their fa nc y


.

But h o w could I interest a woman ? I had a fa c e like a


R equiem 3
I w a s dressed like a s a n s c u lo t t e
.
1 4
I w a s m ore -
.
1

like a n E squ imaux than a Frenchman I w h o had formerly



,

— I
been co n sidered o n e o f the smartest o f fo p s i n 1 7 9 9 ,

C habert C ou n t o f the E mpire


,
.


Well on the ver y da y whe n I was turned o ut in t o the
,

streets like a dog I met the quartermaster o f whom I j us t


,

now spoke This old soldier s name w a s B outin The poor


.

.

de v il a n d I made the queeres t p air of broken down ha c ks I —

ever set e y es on I met him out walking ; bu t th oug h I recog


.

n i z e d him he could not possibly gues s who I was


,
We went .

i n to a tavern together In there when I told him my name .


, ,

B outin s mouth ope n ed from ear to ear in a r e a r of lau ghter


like the bursting o f a mort ar That mirth Mo n sieur was o n e .


, ,

of the keenest pangs I ha v e known It told me without dis .

guis e h o w great were the cha n ges in me ! I w a s then un , ,

recogn izable e v en to the humbles t and most gra t eful o f my


former friends !

I had o n ce saved B outin s li fe bu t i t was only the re p ay ’

me n t o f a debt I owed him I need no t tell you h o w he did .

me this ser v ice ; it w a s at R a v enna in Ital y The house ,


.

where B outin pre v ented m y being stabbed w a s not extremel y


res p ectable At that time I was not a colonel but like
.
, ,

B outin himself a commo n troo p er Happily there were,


.

c ertain details of this ad v e n ture which could be kn own only


13 H l o ok d l k e ne d e d f o w h o m a m s i s h n t d
e e i o a r as c a e
1 4 Li t e ll y w i t h u t b h A n a m e gi v en t t h e R p u b l i c a n
. . .


ra o re ec es o e
n h R lut i n
. . .

e xt re mi t s f th
s F o e re c ev o o .
C OLONEL C HA B ERT 91

to us two an d whe n I recalled them to his mi nd his incre


,

d u li t y dimi n ished I then told him t h e stor y o f my si n gular


.

e x perien ces Although m y ey es a n d my v oi c e he told me


.
, ,

were stran gel y altered althou gh I had neither hair teeth , , ,

n or e y ebrows a n d was as colorless as a n Albi n o he at last


, ,

recognized his C olo n el i n the beggar after a thousand ques ,

tions which I a n swered triumpha n tl y


,
.


H e related his ad v entures ; they were n ot less e xt r a o r di
n ar y tha n m y own ; he had latel y come back from the fro n
tiers of C hi n a which he had tried to cross after escapin g
,

from S iberia He told me of the catastrophe of the Ru s


.

sian campaign an d o f N apoleo n s first abdication That


,

.

news w a s o n e of the thi n gs which caused me most an guish !



We were t w o curiou s derelicts hav i n g bee n rolled over ,

the globe as pebbles are rolled b y the ocea n when storms bear
them from shore to s hore B etwee n us we had seen E gy pt .
,

Sy ria S pai n R u ssia Hollan d Germany Ital y a n d D al


, , , , ,

matia En gland C hi n a T a r t a ry S iberia ; the o n ly thing


, , , ,

wan ti n g w as that n either of us had bee n to America or the


Indies Fi n all y Bouti n who still was more locomoti v e than
.
, ,

I u n dertook to go to P aris as quickl y as might be to i n form


,

my wife of the predicame nt i n which I w a s I wrote a lo n g .

letter full of details to Madame C habert That Mo n sieur .


, ,

w a s the fo u rth ! I f I had had a ny relatio n s perhaps n othi n g ,

of a ll this might hav e happe n ed ; but to be frank with y o u , ,

I am bu t a workho u se child a soldier whose sole fortu n e , ,

was his cou rage whose sole family is ma nki n d at large


,
.

whose cou ntr y is Fra n ce whose o n ly protector is the Al ,

mighty — N a
y I am wro n g ! I had
,
a father — the E mperor !
Ah ! if he were but here the dear man ! I f he co uld s ee h i s ,

C h a b e r t as he u s ed to call me In the state i n which I am


, ,

now he would be i n a rage What is to be do n e Ou r s un


,
! ?
,

1 8 s et a n d we are all o u t i n the cold n ow


,
After all political ,
.

e v en ts might acco u nt for my wife s sile n ce ! ’


92 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

B ou ti n se t out H e was a lu cky f ellow ! H e h ad t wo


.

bears ad mi r a b ly tr ained whi c h b r ou ght hi m i n a l iv i n g I


, ,
.

c ould n ot go with h i m ; the p ain I su ff ered f orbade my wal k


i n g lon g s t a g es I we pt M ons i eur when we p ar t ed aft er
.
, , ,

I had g one as far as my stat e allowed in c om p any wi th hi m


and his bears A t C arlsruhe I had an atta ck o f neural gi a
.

in the head and lay fo r s i x week s o n s t raw i n an inn I —


,
.

should never have ended i f I were t o te ll y o u all t he d i st r esses


o f my li fe as a beg g ar M oral su ffering before which p hysi
.
,

c al su ff er i n g p ales nevertheless ex c ites les s p i ty be c ause


, ,

i t i s not seen I remember shedding t ears as I stood i n


.
,

fron t o f a fine house in S trassbur g where I on c e had gi ven


an enter t ainment and where nothi ng was given me n o t even
, ,

a p ie c e o f bread H av i ng agreed wi t h B outin o n t he r oad


.

I was t o t ake I wen t t o every p os t o ffic e t o as k i f there were


,
-

a letter o r some money fo r me I arrived at P ar i s wi thout .

hav i n g found ei t her W hat des p a i r I had been forced t o


.


endure ! B outin m us t be dead ! I told myself and in f a ct ’

the p oor fellow was k illed a t W a t erloo I heard o f his .

deat h la t er and by mere c han c e H i s e rr and t o my w i fe


, .

had o f c ours e been fruitless


, ,
.

A t las t I entered P ar i s with t he C ossa cks T o m e t h i s


— .

was g ri ef o n grie f On seeing the R ussians i n F ran c e I


.
,

quite for g o t that I had n o shoes o n my fee t n o r money i n


my p o cke t Y es M onsieur my c lothes were in t a tters The
.
, ,
.

evenin g before I rea c hed P aris I w a s obliged t o bivoua c in


t he woods o f C laye T he chill o f t he nigh t air n o doub t
.

brou ght o n an a tt a ck o f some nameles s com p lain t whi c h


s eized me as I was c rossin g the F aubourg S ain t M artin I -
.

dro pp ed almos t senseless a t the door o f an i ronm onger s


sho p When I r e c overed I was in a bed i n t he H bt el Dieu


.
5 -
.
1

T here I s t ayed ver y c onten t edly fo r abou t a mont h I was .

t hen turned o ut ; I had no money b u t I wa s well and my , ,

1 5 A fa m ou s h o p i t a l i n P a r i s
. s .
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 93

feet we r e on the good stones o f P aris Wi t h what deli gh t .


'

and haste did I make m y way t o the R ue du Mont Blane -


,

where my wi fe should be living i n a house belongi n g t o me !


B ah the R ue du Mont Blan c was n o w t he R ue de la C haussée
-

d Ant i n ; I could not find my house ; it had been sold and


p ulled down S pe culators had built se v eral houses over my


.

garden s N ot knowing that my wi fe had m arried M Ferraud


. .
,

I could obtain n o information .


At last I went to the house o f an old lawy er w ho h a d
been in charge of m y a fia i r s This worth y man was dead
.
,

after selli n g his conne c tion to a younger m an This gentle .

man informed me to my great surprise of the admi nistra


, ,

tion of my estate the settleme n t o f the mon ey s o f my wife s


, ,

marriage a n d the birth o f her two children Whe n I told


,
.

him that I was C olonel C habert he laughed s o heartily that ,

I left him without say i n g another word M y detention at .

S tuttgart had suggested possibilities o f C harenton and I 6


,
1

determined to act wi th caution Then Mo n sieur knowi n g .


, ,

where my wi fe li v ed I went t o her house m y heart high with


, ,

hop e Well said the C olo n el with a gesture o f c on c en



,

t r at ed fur y ,
when I called u n der a n assumed n ame I was not
ad mi tted and o n the day when I used my o wn I w a s turned
,

o u t o f doors .

T o se e the C ountess c ome home from a ball o r the play


in the early morning I have s at whole nights through crouch
, ,

ing close to the wall o f her gatewa y M y eyes pierced the .

depths of the carriage which flashed past me with the swi ft


,

ness of lightni n g,an d I caught a glimpse o f the woma n who


i s m y wi fe a n d no lo n ger mine Oh from that da y I have
'

.
,

lived for ve n geance ! cried the o ld man in a hollow voice ,

a n d suddenly standing up in fro nt o f D er v ille S he knows .

t hat I am alive ; since m y return s h e has had two letters


writte n with my o wn hand S he loves me no more
.
— —
I I
1 6 A n i n a n e a s y l um n ea
. s Pa i s
r r .
94 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

know n ot whether I love o r hate her I long for her and .

curse her b y turns T o me she owes all her fortune all


.
,

her happiness ; well s h e has not sent me the very smallest


,

p ittan c e S ome t imes I do no t know what wi ll be c ome o f


.

me
With t hese words t he veteran dro pp ed on t o his cha i r
again and remained mo t ionless D erville sa t i n silen c e .
,

stud y i n g his clien t .


It i s a s erious business he said at le ng th me c hani c all y
, ,
.

E ven granting the genui n enes s o f the do c uments to be pro


c ured from H eilsberg it i s not p roved t o m e th at w e c an at
,

once win our case It must go before three tribunals in su c


.

c ession I must think such a matter over with a clear head ;


.

i t is quite exce p tional .

“ ”
Oh,
said the C olonel coldl y with a haughty j erk o f , ,
“ ”
h s head
i i f I fail I c an die but not alone
,

,
.

The feeble Old man had vanished The e y es were those . ,

o f a man o f energy li g h t ed u p with the s p ark o f des i re and


,

r evenge .


We must perhaps compromise said the law y er ,
.

” “
C ompromise ! echoed C olonel C habert Am I dead or .
,

a m I alive ?

I hope M ons i eur the attorney wen t o n that y ou will


, , ,

follow my advi c e Y our c ause is mine You w i ll soon p er


. .

c ei v e the in t eres t I t ake in your situation almost unexam p led ,

in j udicial re c ords For the momen t I will give y o u a le tt er


.

to m y notary w h o will p ay you to your order fift y fran c s


,

ever y ten days It would be u n becomi n g for you to c ome


.

here to re c ei v e alms I f you are C olonel C habert you ought


.
,

to be at no man s mer c y I shall regard these advan c es as a



.


loa n ; you ha v e estates to re c over ; you are ri c h .

This delicate c ompassion broug h t tears t o the ol d man s ’

eyes D erville rose hastil y for i t w a s p erha p s not correct


.
,

f o r a lawyer to show emotion ; he went into the adj oi n i n g


96 F REN CH S H OR T ST OR I ES

clerk hi s c h i ef hav i n g fl ed i n c on s e quenc e o f a d i s a str ou s


,

ban kr u ptc y .


I have t o t han k y ou my dea r s i r fo r r em i ndin g me o f
, ,
” “
that a ffair r e p li ed D e r vil l e
,
M y p h i lant hro p y w ill n ot .

carry me beyond twenty fiv e loui s ; I ha ve I fea r already -


, ,
“ ”
been t he d up e o f m y p atrio ti s m .


A s D erville finished t he sent en c e he s a w on h i s des k
(
,

t he p a p ers hi s head c ler k had laid o ut fo r h i m H i s eye was .

s t ru ck by t he a pp earan c e o f t he s t am p s lon g square and



, ,

trian gular in red and b lue i nk whi c h dis ti n gu i shed a lett e r


, ,

t hat had c ome t hrou gh t he Pru s s1 an Aus tr i an B ava rian and , , ,

Fren c h p os t o ffic e s .

“ ”
A h ha ! sa i d he w i t h a lau gh he r e i s t he las t a ct o f t he ,

c omedy ; n o w we shall s e e i f I have been t ak en m !
H e t oo k u p the le tt er and o p ened i t ; bu t he c ould not r ead
i t ; it was wri tt en i n German .


B ou c ard go yourself and have t h i s l e tt e r t ransla t ed
, ,

and b rin g it bac k i mmedia t ely sa i d D e r ville hal f o p eni n g , ,

his s t udy doo r and giv i n g the lett e r t o t he head clerk


,
.

The no t ary a t B erlin t o who m t he lawye r had wr i tt en


, ,

informed him t ha t t he do c u m ent s he had been requested t o


forward would arr i ve within a f ew days o f this note a n
n o u n c i n g t hem They we r e he sa i d all p erfe c tly re gula r
.
, ,

and duly wi tnessed and le g ally s t am p ed t o serve as ev i den ce


,

in la w H e also i nformed him t hat almos t all t he wi tnes ses


.

t o t he f a c ts re c o r ded under t hes e a ffidavits were s t ill t o b e


found at E ylau i n P r uss i a and t ha t t he woman t o who m
, ,

M l e C omt e C habe rt owed h i s li fe wa s s ti l l li v i n g i n a


.

suburb o f Heilsber g .


Thi s look s like bus i ness c r i ed D e r v i lle when B ou c a r d
,

had given h i m t he subs t an c e o f t he le tt e r B u t l ook he r e .
,
” “
m y boy he wen t o n addressin g the not a r y I shall want
, , ,

some i nforma t i on which ou gh t t o ex i s t i n you r o ffic e W as ’

i t no t t ha t o ld ras c a l Ro gu i n
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 97

We will s ay that unfortunate tha t ill used Ro gui n ,


-
,

interrupted Alexandre C r ot ta t with a laugh .

Well was it not that ill used man who has j ust carrie d
,
-

o ff eight hundred thousand fra n cs o f his clients mone y a n d


reduced sev eral families t o despair who e fiec t ed the settle ,

me n t of C h ab ert s estate ’
? I fan cy I hav e seen that in the

do cuments in ou r case o f F e rr au d .


Yes said C r o t t a t
,
It was when I was third clerk ; I
.

c opied the papers a n d stu di ed them thoroughly R os e .

Ch a p o t el wife a n d widow o f H y aci n the called C habert


, , ,

C ou n t o f the E mpire gra n d officer o f the L egio n o f Honor


,
.

The y had married without settleme n t ; thus the y held all ,

the propert y in common T o the best of m y recollection the


.
,

p erso n alt y was about s i x hundred thousa n d fra nc s B efore .

his marriage C omte C habert had made a will in favor o f


,

the hospitals o f P aris b y whi ch he left them one quarter of


,
-

the fortun e he might possess at the time o f his decease the ,

S tate t o t ake the other quarter The will was contested .


,

there was a forced sale and then a di visio n fo r the attor n ey s


, ,

we nt at a pa c e At the t ime o f the settlement the mo n ster


.

w h o was then governing France handed over t o the widow ,



by special decree t he portion bequeathed to the treasury
,
.


S o that C o mte Ch a b e rt s personal fortune w a s no more


than three hundred thousand franc s ?

C onsequently s o i t was ol d fellow ! s aid C r ot t a t
,
Yo u .

lawy ers someti m es are ver y clear headed though you are -
,

ac cused o f false p ra c ti c es in p leadi n g for one side o r the


other .

C olonel C habert whos e address was writ t en at the bottom


,

o f the firs t re c eipt he had given t he notar y was lodgi n g in ,

t he F aubo u rg S aint Mar c eau R ue du P eti t Banquier with


-
,
-
,

an old quartermaste r o f the Imperial Guard now a c o w ,

k eeper named Ve rgni aud Having r eached the spot De r


, .
,

ville was obli ged t o go on foot i n sear c h o f his client fo r ,


98 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

his c oa c hman de c lined t o drive alon g an un p aved str eet ,

where t h e ruts were rather t o o dee p fo r c ab wheels L ooking .

a bou t him o n all sides ,t h e lawyer at last dis c overed a t the


-

e n d of the street neares t t o the boulevard between t w o w all s ,

built o f bones a n d mud t w o shabby stone g ate p os t s mu c h ,


-
,

kno cked abou t by carts i n s p ite o f t w o wooden stum p s that,

s erved as blo c ks These p osts su pp orted a c ros s beam with


.

a pent house c o p ing o f t iles and on the bea m i n red letters


-
, , ,

were the words Vergn i a u d dair y man , T o the right of ,


.

this ins c ri p tion were some eggs t o t he left a c o w all painted , ,

i n white The gate was o p en and n o doub t r emained o p en


.
,

all day B e y ond a good sized yard there was a house fa c i n g


.
-

t h e gate i f i n deed the name o f house ma y be a pp lied to o n e


,

o f the hovels built in t he neighborhood of P aris which are ,

l ike nothi n g els e n ot even the mos t wre t ched dwellings


,

in t he c ountry o f whi c h t hey have all t he p over t y withou t


,

their p oetry .

Indeed in the midst o f fields even a hovel may have


, ,

a c ertain gra c e derived from the p ure air t he verdure the , ,

o p en c ountry — a hill a s erpentine r oad vineyards qui ck


, , ,

s et hedges moss grown that c h and rural im p lement s ; bu t


,
-

p over ty in P aris g ains dign ity only by hor r or Thou gh .

rec ently built t his house seemed ready to fall i nto rui n s
,
.

N one o f its materials had fou n d a legitimat e u s e ; they had


b een c olle c ted from the various demolit io n s which are g oi ng
o n every da y in P aris On a shutt er made o f the boards of
.

“ ”
a sho p sign D erville read the words Fan c y Goods, The
-
,

w indows were all mismatched and gr o t esquely pla c ed The .

g round fl oor whi c h s eemed


,
t o be the habitable par t w as ,

o n o n e side raised above t he soil a n d on the other sunk i n ,

t he r IS In g ground B etween the gate and t he hous e lay a


.

puddle full o f s t able litter into which fl owed the rain water ,
-

a n d house was t e The ba c k wall o f this frail c ons t ru ction


.
,

w hi c h s eemed rather more solidly buil t t han the rest sup ,


1 00 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

M C hab er t lived there neither o f t hem repli ed bu t all t h r ee


.
, ,

looked a t him with a sor t o f brigh t stu p idity i f I may com ,

bine thos e t w o words D erville re p eated his ques t ions but


.
,

without success P rovoked by t he saucy c unn in g o f these


. ,

t hree im p s he abused them with the sort o f p leasa ntr y which


,

you n g men t hink t hey have a righ t t o a ddress t o little boys ,

a n d the y broke t he S ilen c e wi t h a horse lau gh


— T hen D er .

ville w a s angry .

The C olonel hearin g him now c ame o ut o f a l ittle l o w


, ,

room close t o the dairy a n d stood o n the threshold o f his


, ,

doorway wi t h indes c ribable military c oolness H e had i n .

his mou t h a very finely colored p i p e a tech n i c al phrase t o a




smoker a hu m ble S hort c lay p ipe o f the kind called br ute

,

u e u le H e li fted the peak f a dreadfully greasy c lo t h


g . o

c ap s a w D erville a n d came straight across the midden t o


, ,

j oi n his benefa ct or the soo n er c allin g o ut in friendly tones ,

t o the bo y s
S ilence in t he ranks !
The children at once kep t a respectful silen c e which ,

S howed the power the o ld soldier had over them .

“ ”
W hy did you no t write to me he said to D erville Go
? .


a lon g b y the c owhouse ! —
There the p ath i s p aved there ,

he exclaimed s eeing t he law y er s hesitancy for he did not


,

wish to w et his feet in the manure hea p .

Jumpi ng from o n e dry s p ot to another D er v ille reached ,

the door b y which the C olonel had come out C habert seemed .

but ill p leased at ha v i n g to re c eive him i n the bedroom h e ‘

o cc upied ; and in fa ct D er v ille found but one chair t here


, ,
.

The C olon el s bed c onsisted o f some t russes o f s t raw o v er


which his hostess had s p read t w o or three of thos e old frag


men t s o f c arpe t p i c ked u p heaven knows where which milk
, ,

women us e to co v er the seats o f t heir carts The floor w a s .

simply the t rodden earth The walls sweating S alt p etre .


, ,

green with mold a n d full o f cracks were s o excessively


, ,
C OLONEL C HA B ERT 1 01

damp that o n the side where the C olo n el s bed was a reed ’

mat had been n ailed The famo u s box coat hun g on a n ail
.
-
.

T w o pairs of old boots la y i n a cor n er There w a s n ot a S ign .

o f li n e n On the worm eate n table the B u l le t i n s d e la G r a nd e


.

A r m e e repri n ted b y Pla n cher la y open a n d seemed to be the


, , ,

C olo n el s readi n g ; his cou n te n a n ce was calm a n d sere n e in


the midst of this squ alor His v isit to D er ville seemed t o.

have altered his feat u res ; the lawy er percei v ed i n them tra c e s
of a happ y feeli n g a particu lar gleam s et there b y hope
,
.


Does the smell of a pipe a nn o y y ou ? he said placing ,

the dilapidated straw bottomed chair for his lawy er -


.


But C olo n el y ou are dreadfully uncomfortable here !
, ,

The speech was wru n g from D er v ille b y the distru st


n atu ral to lawy ers a n d the deplorable experien ce which
,

the y deri v e early i n life from the appalling an d obscur e


tragedies at which they look on .

“ ”
Here said he t o himself is a ma n who has o f cou rs e
'

, ,

spen t m y mone y i n satisf y i n g a trooper s three theological ’

virtues play wi n e an d wome n !



, ,

T o be sure Mo n sieur we are n ot disti n guished for
, ,

luxur y here It is a camp lodgi n g tempered b y frie n dship


.
, ,

bu t And the soldier shot a deep glan ce at the man


o f law I hav e do n e n o o n e wron g I ha v e never turned my ,

back on anybod y a n d I sleep i n peace
,
.

D er ville reflected that there would be some wa nt o f deli


cac y in aski n g his clie n t to accou nt for the sums of mo n e y
he had ad v a n ced so he merel y said
,

B ut wh y would y ou n ot come to P aris where you might ,

ha v e li v ed as cheapl y as y ou do here but where y ou would ,

have been bet t er lodged ?


“ ”
Wh y replied the C olonel the good folks with whom I
, ,

am li v i n g had taken me i n and fed me g r a t i s fo r a y ear How .

co u ld I lea v e them j u st whe n I had a little mo n e y Besides .


,

the father of those three p i ckles i s an old E gyp t i a n


1 02 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

An E gyptian !

We gi v e that name t o the t roo p ers w h o c ame back from
t he expedit i on into E gy pt o f whi c h I was o n e N o t merely
, .

are all who got back brothers ; Ve r gni a u d was in m y regi


ment . We ha v e shared a draught o f water in the desert ;
a n d besides I have n o t ye t finished teaching his brat s to
,

read .


H e might have lodged y o u better for y our money s aid ,

D er v ille .


B ah ! s aid the C olonel his children sleep o n the straw
,

a s I do . H e and his wi fe have no better bed ; the y are very


p oor you see The y ha v e taken a bigger business than they
,
.

ca n ma n age But if I recover my for tune


. However it .
,

does ver y well .


C olo n el tomorrow or next da y I shall recei v e your
, , ,

papers from H eilsberg The woman who dug y ou o ut is s till


.


a live !

C urs e the mone y ! To think I have n t got an y ! he c ried

flingi n g his pipe on the grou n d .

N o w a well colored pipe i s to a smoker a precious posses


,

s io n ; but the impuls e w a s s o natural the emotion so ge n erous , ,

t hat e v er y smoker a n d the excise o ffice itself would ha v e


, ,

p ardo n ed t his crime o f treason to toba cc o P erha p s the .

a n gels ma y have picked up the pieces .

C olo n el it is an exceedingly compli c a t ed busi n ess


,
said ,

D er v ille as they left the room to walk u p and down in the


s u n shi n e .


To me said t he soldier It appears ex c eedin gly simple
, ,
.

I was thought to be dead and here I am ! Gi v e me back my


,

wi fe and m y fortune ; give me the rank of G eneral t o which ,

I have a right for I w a s made C olo n el o f the Im p erial Guard


,

the da y before the b at tle o f E y lau .

Things are not done so i n the legal world said D erville ,


.

L iste n to me Y ou are C olo n el C habert I am glad to think


.
,
1 04 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

Well wh en you were r ep o rt ed dead i t wa s ne c es s a r y t o


, ,

mak e a valuation and have a sale t o gi ve t his qua rter away


, , .

Y our wi fe was n o t p ar t i c ular abou t hones ty t o t he p oo r The .

valu at ion In whi c h S h e n o doub t t oo k c are n ot t o i n c lude


,

t he ready m oney o r j ewelry o r t o o mu c h o f t he p la t e and


, ,

i n w hi c h the furni t ure would be estimated a t t w o thirds o f -

i t s ac tual c os t either t o benefi t her o r t o li ghten t he su cc es


, ,

s ion duty and also be c ause a valuer c an be held res p onsible


.


for the de c lared value t he valuation t hus made s t ood a t
s i x hundred thousa n d fra n cs Your wife had a right t o half
.

f o r her S hare E v er y thi ng w a s sold and bought in by her ;


.

s he o t something o u t of it all a n d t he hospitals got their


g ,

s eventy fi -
v e thous and fran c s Then as t he remainder wen t
.
,

t o t he S ta t e since y ou had made no mention o f you r wi fe


,

in your will the E mperor restored to your widow by de cree


,

t he residue which would have re v erted to the E xchequer S o .


,

n o w what ca n y ou claim ?
,
Three hundred t hous and fran c s ,

n o more a n d mi n us the costs


,
.


A n d you call tha t j usti c e ! s aid the C olonel in dismay ,
.

W hy cer t ainly
,

A p retty kind of j us t i c e !
S o it is m y dear C olo n el Y ou see that what you though t
,
.
,

s o easy i s no t so M adame F erraud might even choose t o


.

k eep the s u m given to her by the E m p eror .


But s h e w a s no t a widow The de c ree is u tt erl y void
.


I agree with you Bu t every c as e c an get a hearin g
. .

L iste n t o me I t hink that under these c ircumstan c es a c om


.

p romis e would be bo t h for her and for you t he best soluti on


of the question Y ou will gain by i t a more considerable
.


s u m than y ou can p rove a right to .


That would be to s ell m y wi fe !
With twenty four thousand fran c s a year you c ould find
-

a woman w h o in the p osition i n which y ou are would suit


, ,

o u be tt er t han your o w n wi fe a n d make you happier I


y ,
.
C OLONEL C HA B ERT 1 05

pro p o s e go ing t his ver y da y to s e e the C omt esse Fe rr aud


a n d soundi n g the groun d ; but I would not take su c h a ste p
without gi v i n g y o u due noti c e .


L et us go together .

What j ust as y ou are ? said the la wy er


,
N o my .
,

dear C olonel n o Y ou m i ght lose y ou r case o n t he spot


,
. .


C a n I possibl y gai n it ?

On e v er y cou n t replied D erville But my dear C olonel


,
.
,

C habert y o u o v erlook o n e thi n g


,
I am not ri c h ; the price .

o f m y co nn ection is n ot wholl y paid up I f the be nc h S ho u ld .

allow you a mai nten an ce that is t o s a y a s um advan c ed o n , ,

y our prospects they will not d o s o till y o u have pro v ed that


,

y o u are C omte C haber t gra n d officer o f the L egion


,
o f

Hono r .


T o be sure I am a gra n d officer o f the L egl o n o f Honor ;
,

I had forgotten that said he simpl y .


Well until then D erville went o n will y o u not ha v e
, , ,

t o e n gage pleaders t o have docume n ts copied t o keep the


, ,

underlin gs o f the law goi n g a n d to support y ourself ? The,

expe n ses o f the preli min ar y i n quiries will at a rough guess , ,

amount t o ten o r twelve thousand francs I ha v e n o t s o .

much t o lend y ou I am c rushed a s it is b y the enormou s


in terest I hav e t o pa y o n the mo n e y I borrowed to bu y my



business ; a n d y ou — Where can y o u find it ?

L arge tears gathered in the poor vetera n s faded ey es ’

a n d rolled down his withered cheeks This outlook o f di ffi .

c ul t i e s discouraged him The social and the legal world


.

weighed on his breast like a nightmare .

“ ”
I wi ll go t o t he foot o f the Ven dOm e c olumn ! he c ried
18
.

I wi ll c all o ut : I am C olon el C habert who rode thr ough the


— — —
R ussian square at E y l au l The statue h e h e will know
me .

18 A l
c o um n in the P l ace Vend om e P a ri s erec t e d by Na p ol eon in
y
.

h
, ,

o nor of his a rm .
1 06 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

A nd y ou will fi n d y ours elf in C harenton .

At t his ter rible name t he soldier s t ranspor t s c olla p sed


“ ’


And will there be n o ho p e fo r m e a t t he M inistry o f

W ar ?

The war o ffi c e ! said D erville Well g o there ; bu t .
,

t ak e a formal legal opi n ion with you nullif y ing the c ert i fi

c ate o f your death The gover n ment o ffices would be only


.


t o o glad i f they c ould an nihilate the men o f the E m p 1 r e .

T he C olonel stood fo r a wh i le spee c hless motionless his , , ,

e y es fixed but s eeing no t hi n g sun k in bottomless desp air


, ,
.

M ilitary j usti c e i s read y and s wi ft ; it decides with Turk


li k e finality and almost alwa y s rightly This was t he only
, .

j us t i c e known to C habert As he s a w t he lab y rinth o f di ffi


.

c u lt i es into whi c h he mus t p lu n ge a n d how much money ,

w ould be required f o r the j ourney the p oor o ld soldier was ,

m ortally hit in that p ower pe c uliar t o man a n d c alled the ,

Will H e thou ght it would be impossible t o live as p a r t v


.

t o a lawsuit ; it seemed a thousand times simpler to remain

p oor and a beggar o r t o enlis t as a troo


,
p er i f any re gi ment
w ould pas s him .

His ph y sical and mental sufferings had already impaired


h i s bodil y health in some of the most important organs He .

w a s on the verge o f one o f those maladies for whi c h medi


c ine has no name and o f which the seat is in some de g ree
,

v ariable like the nervous s y stem itself the part most fr e


, ,

q uently attacked o f the whole huma n machi n e — a malady

w hi c h ma y be design ated as the heart S ick n ess o f the u n fo r t u -

nate Howe v er serious this in v isible but real disorder might


.

a lready be it c ould s t ill be c ured by a happy issue But a


,
.

f resh obstacle an unexpe c ted in c ident would be enough to


, ,

w re ck this v igorous c onstitu t ion t o break the weake n ed ,

s p rings and p rodu c e the hesitan c y t he aimless unfinished


, , ,

movements whi c h p hysiologists know well i n men under


,

mined b y grief .
1 08 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

c heek ed and wrinkled bu t r uddy o n t he c heekbones by hard


, ,

work and ex p osure t o t he open air .


Asking your p ardon s i r s aid he tak in g D erville by
, , ,

t h e arm I f I take the liberty o f s p eaki n g t o u B u t I


, y o .

fancied from the loo k o f y o u th a t y o u were a friend o f ou r


, ,

G eneral s .


And wha t t hen re p lied D erville
? W hat con c ern have .


y o u wi th him —B u t w h o are
y o u ? s aid the cautious lawyer .

“ ” “
I am L oui s Ve r gni a u d he at on c e replied ,
I have t wo .


words t o s ay t o you .


S o you are the man who has lod g ed C omte C habert as I

have foun d him ?

A s ki n g your p ardon s i r he has the best room I would
, ,
.

have given mine i f I had had but o n e ; I c ould h ave sle pt


in the stable A man who has su ffered as he has w h o teaches
.
,

my kids to read a g eneral an E gy p tian t he first li eute n ant


, , ,

I e v er s erved under Wha t do y ou t hi nk


— —O f us all he i s ,

b est ser v ed I shared what I had with him Unfortunatel y


. .
,

i t i s not much t o boas t o f bread milk egg s Well well ;



, ,
.
,

A nd he i s heartily wel c om e But



it s n eighbor s fare , sir

.

he has hur t o u r feelin g s .

“ ”
He ?

Y es sir hur t our feeli n gs T 0 be plai n with y o u I


, , .
,

have taken a larger busines s than I can ma n age a n d he s aw ,

i t Well i t worried him ; he must needs m i nd t h e horse ! I


.
,
i

‘ ‘
s ays to him R eall y General
, , B ah ! says he I am n o t ,

goi n g to eat m y head o ff doing nothi n g I learned to rub a .

h orse down many a year ago I had some bills o ut for th e .

purchas e mo n ey o f my dairy a fellow named Grados D o


— — — J


you know him s i r ? ,

But my good man I have n ot time t o listen t o your s t o ry
, , .

O nl y tell me h o w the C olonel o ff ended you .


H e hur t our feelings S ir as sure as m y name i s L ou i s
, ,

Ve r g n i a u d a n d m y w i fe cried about i t H e h eard from our


,
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 1 09

neigh bors that we had n ot a s o u to begi n t o meet the bill s


with The old soldier a s he is h e sav ed up all y ou gav e
.
, ,

him he watched for the bill to come i n an d he paid it S u ch


, ,
.

a trick ! While my wi fe a n d me we knew he had n o tobacco , ,

poor old bo y an d we nt without Oh ! n ow y es he has hi s


,
— —
.
,

cigar e v er y morni n g ! I woul d sell m y soul for i t N o we —


,

are hu rt Well s o I wa nted to a s k y ou for he said y ou


.
,

9
were a good sort to len d us a hun dred crown s o n the
— 1

stock s o that w e may get him some clothes an d fu r n ish h i s


, ,

room He thought he was getting u S out of debt y ou s ee


.
?
,

Well i t s j u st the other wa y ; the old ma n is ru nni n g us i nto


,

debt an d hu rt our fe eli n gs H e o u ght n ot to ha v e stolen


— —

a march on us like that An d we his frien ds too . On m y ,


word a s an ho n est ma n as s u re as m y n ame is L ou is Ve r g


,

n i a u d I would soo n er sell u p a n d e nli st tha n fail to pa y y ou


,

back y o u r m o n e
D er ville looked at the dair y man a n d stepped back a few ,

paces to gla n ce at the house the y ard the ma nu re pool the , ,


-
,

cowho u se the rabbits the children


, ,
.

On m y ho n or I belie v e it is characteristic of v irt u e to


,
,

ha v e n othi n g to do with riches thou ght he .

All right y ou shall ha v e y ou r hu n dred crown s a n d


, ,

more But I shall n ot gi v e them to y o u ; the C olo n el will


.

be rich e n ough to help a n d I will n ot depri v e him o f the


,

pleasure .


An d will that be soon ?

Wh y y es ,
.

Ah dear God ! how glad my wi fe will be ! an d the cow


,

keeper s tanned face seemed to expa n d



N ow said D er v ille to hi mself as he got i nto his cab
, ,

agai n let u s call o n o u r oppo n en t We mu st n ot S how our
,
.

han d but tr y t o s ee hers a nd wi n the game at o n e stroke


, ,
.

S he must be frighten ed S he is a woman N ow what . .


,

1 9 Th e F en ch c w n o f t h e i 8 t h
. r en t u y w a s w o rt h a b o u t
ro c r
110 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

f rightens women most ? A woman is afraid of not hin g


but
And he s et to work to stud y the C ountess s position falli n g ’


,

into o n e o f those brown studies t o which g r ea t p o li t i c i a n s


give t hemselves up when concocti n g their o wn p l ans and try
i n g t o g ues s the se c rets of a hostile C abinet Are not at t o r .

neys in a wa y statesman i n charge o f private a fia i r s


, ,
?

But a brief survey o f the situation in whi c h the C omte


F erraud and his wi fe n o w found themselves is ne c essary for
a com p rehension o f the law y er s c le v erness

M o n sieur l e C omte F e r r au d w a s the only son o f a former


C ouncillor i n the o l d P a r le m e n t o f P aris who had em i grated ,

d u r i ng the R eign o f T error 20


and s o though he save d his , ,

head lost his fortu n e H e c ame back under the C onsulate


,
.
,

and remained p ersiste n tl y faithful to the cause of L ouis


X VI I I in whos e circle his father had moved before the R e v o
,

lu t i o n H e thus w a s one o f the p art y in the F a u b o u r g S aint


.

Germai n which nobl y stood o u t against N apoleon s blandish ’

ments The reputation for capacit y gained b y y oung C oun t


.

—then simpl y called M onsieur F erraud— made him the o h

e c t o f the E mperor s ad v ances


j for he was often as well ,

pleased at his co n quests amo n g the ar istocracy as at gai n i n g


a battle The C ou n t w a s promised the restitutio n o f his
.

title o f such o f his estates as had not been sold and he w a s


, ,

show n i n persp ecti v e a p lace i n the mi n istry o r as senator .

The E mperor fell .

At the time of C omte C h a b e r t s death M F erraud w a s a



.
,

you n g man o f S ix a n d twe n t y without fortune o f p leasing


— -
, ,

appeara n ce w h o had had his successes a n d whom the Fau


, ,

bourg S ai n t Germain h a d adopted as doi n g it credit ; but


-

M adame la C omtess e C habert had ma n aged to tur n her share


o f her husba n d s fortu n e to such g ood accou n t that afte r

2 0 T h t p e i o d f t h e F en c h R ev o l u t i o n w h en t h e f c t i o n i n p o w e
a r o r a r

m de it p i n i p l t x c u t e ev y n e n i d e ed h t l t t h e
.

a a r c e o e e er o co s r os l e o ir

ul e It l t ed f o m M a c h 1 7 9 3 t t h e f a ll of R o b e s p e e m 1 7 9 4
'

r . as r r , , o i rr .
1 12 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

o wn i n t e r es t
H e ho p ed t o g et so m e p la c e by h i s mas t er s ’
.

influen c e and he made t he C oun t s for t une hi s firs t c are His


,

c ondu c t s o e fie c t u a ll g ave the l i t his for m er li f e t ha t he


y e o ,

was re g arded as a S landered man T he C ount ess wi th t he.


,

ta ct and shrewdness o f whi c h mos t wo m en have a sha r e more


o r les s unders t ood the man s motives wat c hed hi m qu i e tly

, , ,

a n d managed him s o well tha t she had made g ood use o f him
,

f o r the augmentation o f her p rivate for t une S he had c on .

t r i v e d to make D el b e c q believe tha t s h e ruled her husband ,

a n d had p romised t o get him a p po i n ted P resident o f an


inferior C ourt i n some impor t an t p rovin c i al t own i f he d e ,

v oted himself entirely t o her i n teres t s .

The p romis e o f a p lace no t dependen t o n c han g es o f


,

m inistry which would allow o f his marr y in g advan t ageously


, ,

a n d risi n g subsequently to a high p olitical p osition by being ,

made D elb e c q the C ountess s abj e c t S lave ’


c hosen D éputé ,
.

H e had never allowed her to miss o n e o f thos e favorable


chances which the fl uc tuations o f the B ours e and the i n
creased value o f pro p erty afforded to clever financie r s i n
P aris durin g t he first three years after the R est ora t ion H e .

had t rebled his p rote c tres s s ca p i t al and all t he more easily


because the C ountes s had no scruples as t o the means whi c h


might make her an enormous for t une as qui c kly as p ossible .

The emoluments derived by the C ount from the places he


held she s p e nt o n the housekeeping so as t o rein v est her ,

d ividends ; and D elb e c q len t himself t o these c alcula t ions o f


a varice wi thou t tr y i n g to ac c ount for her motives P eople .

o f tha t sort n e v er trouble themselves about any se c rets o f

which the discovery is not neces sary to their o w n interests .

A n d indeed he naturall y fou n d the reaso n in the thirst for


, ,

mo n e y which taints almost e v er y P arisian woma n ; and as


,

a fi n e fortune w a s needed to su pp ort the pretensio n s o f


C omte F e r r a u d t he secretar y some t imes fa nc ied that he saw
,

i n t he C oun t ess s greed a consequence of her devotion to a



C OLONEL C HA B ERT 113

husband with whom s h e still was in love T he C ount ess .

buried the se c rets of her c onduct at the bottom o f her heart .

There lay the secrets o f life and death to her there lay the ,

turning point of this history


-
.

At the beginning of the y ear 1 8 1 8 the R estoration w as


settled o n an apparently immo v able f ou n datio n ; its doc
trines o f gover n ment as un derstood b y loft y mi n ds seemed
, ,

calculated to brin g to Fran ce a n era o f renewed prosperity ,

a n d P arisian societ y chan ged its aspect M adame la C omtess e .

F e r r a u d fou n d that b y chan ce s h e had achie v ed fo r love a


marriage that had brought her fortu n e a n d gratified ambition .

S till y o u n g and handsome Madame F e r r a u d play ed the p ar t


,

o f a woman o f fashio n an d lived i n the atmosphere o f the


,

C ourt . R ich herself with a rich husba n d who was cried up


,

as o n e of the ablest men o f the ro y alist party a n d a s a , ,

friend of the Ki n g c e rt a i n to be made Mi nister s h e belonged


,
'

to the aristocrac y a n d shared its magn ifice n ce I n the midst


,
.

o f this tri u m h s h e was attacked b y a moral ca n ker There


p .

are feeli n gs which wome n guess i n spite of the care me n take


to bur y them On the first retur n of the Ki n g C omte F er
.
,

ra u d had begun to regret his marriage C olo n el Ch ab ert s .


widow had n ot been the mean s o f ally ing him to any body ;
he was alon e a n d u n s u pported i n steeri n g his wa y in a course
fu ll of shoals a n d beset b y e n emies Also perhaps when .
, ,

he came to j udge his wife coolly he may ha v e discer n ed in ,

her certai n vices o f education which made her unfit to secon d


him i n h i s schemes .

A speech he made a p rop o s o f Talle y rand s marriage


,
21 ’

e nlighten ed the C ou ntess t o whom it proved that i f he had


,

still been a free man s h e would n ever hav e been Madame


Ferraud What woman co uld forgi v e this repenta n ce D oes
.
?

it n ot i nclu de the germs o f e v er y i n sult e v er y crime ever y , ,

form of repudiation ? But what a wound must it have left


2 1 A f m ous F n h
. a re t t e m an 1 7 5 4 1 8 3 8
c s a s ,
-
.
1 14 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

in t he C ountess s hea rt su p posing tha t she lived i n t he dread


of her firs t husband s re turn ? S he had k n own that he still


lived and s h e had ignored him


,
Then during the time when .

S h e had heard n o more o f him S h e had c hosen t o believe ,

tha t he had fallen at Waterloo with the Imperial E agle at ,

the same t ime as B o utin S he resolved neverthe less t o b ind .


, ,

t h e C ount t o her b y t he stron g es t o f all ties by a chain o f ,

gold a n d vowed to be so ri c h that her fortune might make


,

her se c ond marria g e indissoluble if by chan c e C olonel ,

C habert should ever reappear And he had reappeared ; and .

s h e c ould not ex p lai n to herself wh y the struggle she dreaded

had not alread y be gun S uffering S ic knes s had p erhaps .


, ,

deli v ered her from tha t man P erha p s he was half mad .
,

and C hare nt on might yet d o her j us t ice S he had not chose n .

to t ake ei ther D elbe c q o r the p oli c e into her c o nfiden c e for ,

fear o f putting herself in their p ower o r o f haste n ing t h e ,

catastrophe There are in P aris many wome n who like the


.
,

C oun t ess F e r r a u d live with an unknown moral mo n ste r or


,

o n the bri n k o f an ab y ss ; a callus forms o v er the s p ot that

tortures them and t hey c an still lau gh and enj oy them


,

selves .


There is s omethin g very s t range i n C omte F er raud s


position said D erville to himself on emergin g from his
, ,

lo n g re v erie as his cab sto p ped at the door of the H Ot el


,

F er r a u d in the R ue de Vare nn es H o w i s i t that he s o ri c h .
,

as he i s and su c h a fa v orite with the Ki n g is not y e t a p eer


, ,

o f Fran c e ? It may t o be sure be tr ue that the Kin g as


, , ,

M me de G r a n d li e u w a s t ellin g me desires to keep u p the


.
,

value o f the p a i ri e b y not bestowing it right a n d left A nd


2 2
.
,

a ft er all the s o n of a C ou n cillor o f t he P a rle m e nt i s n o t a


,

C rillo n n or a R oha n 3
A C omte F er r a u d c an only g e t in t o
.
2

the U pp er C hamber surre p titiously B ut i f h i s m ar r i a g e .

2 2 T h e n m e of t h nk f
a m e l y gi v en t a m em b e of t h e Upp er
e ra or r o r
Ch m b
.

a er
F n h g n
.

2 3 Tw
. o l f t h l 6t h nd 1 7 t h ent u i s
re c e era s o e a c r e .
116 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

I M adame am deli ghted I t would be g rievous i f he


, ,
.

could be pres ent at o u r interview B esides I am Informed .


,

through M D elbe c q t hat y o u like t o mana g e your o w n busi


.

ness wi thout troubling the C ount



Then I will s end fo r D elbe c q said s h e ,
.

H e would be o f no use to you c lever as he i s repli ed , ,



D erville L is t e nt o me M adame ; one word will be enough
.
,

t o make y o u g rave C olonel C habert i s alive !
.


Is it by telling me su c h nonsens e as that tha t y ou thi nk

m
you ca n ake me grave ? s aid she with a shout o f l aughter .

B u t s h e w a s suddenl y quelled b y t he singular p enetratio n


o f the fixed gaze whi c h D erville t urned o n her seemin g t o ,

read to the bottom of her soul .

“ ”
M adame he said with cold and piercing solemnit y you
, , ,

know no t the exte nt o f the da n ger which threatens y ou I .

need s a y nothi n g o f the i n disputable authenti c ity of the em

dence n or of the full n es s o f proof which testifies to the iden


tit y o f C omte C habert I am not as you know the man to
.
, ,

take u p a bad cause I f y ou resist our proceedi n gs to S how


.

that t he certificate o f death w a s fals e y ou will lose that first ,

c ase and that matter once s ettled we S hall gain every p oint
, ,
.

“ ”
What the n do y ou wish to disc u s s with me
, ,
?

N either the C olo n el nor y ourself N or n eed I allude .

t o the briefs which clever advocates may draw up when


armed with the curious facts o f this case or the advantage ,

they ma y derive from the letters you received from your



first husba n d before your marriage t o your se c ond .

“ ”
I t is false s h e cried with t he violence o f a spoiled
, ,

woman .I ne v er had a letter from C omte C habert ; and
i f someone i s pretendin g to be the C olonel i t i s some swindler , ,

s ome re turned con v ict like C o i gn a r d p erhaps I t makes me


,
.

shudder only to thi n k o f it C a n t he C olo n el r i s e from the


.

dead M o n sieur B onaparte se n t an aide de camp to i n quire


,
? - -

for me on his death and to this day I draw the p ension of


.
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 117

three thousan d fran cs gra nted t o h i s widow b y the Go v er n


ment I have bee n perfectly in the right to tur n awa y all the
.


C h a b ert s who have ever come as I shall all who ma y come ,
.


Happily we are alo n e Madame We can tell li es at ,
.


o u r ease said he coolly a n d fi n di n g it amusi n g to lash up
, ,

the C oun tess rage s o as to lead her to betra y herself by


tactics familiar to lawy ers w h o are ac customed to k eep ,

cool whe n their oppo n ents o r their clie n ts are i n a passion .

“ ”
Well then we mu st fight it o ut thought he instantly
, , , ,

hittin g on a pla n to entrap her a n d S how her her weakness .

The proof that y ou received the firs t lett er M adame i s , ,

that it co nt ained some securities



Oh as to securities
,
— that it certainl y did n ot .

Then y o u recei v ed the letter said D er ville smiling , ,


.

You are cau ght M adame i n the first snare laid fo r


, ,

y ou b y an attorney, and y ou fanc y you c ould fight against


Ju s t i c e
The C ountess colored and then turned pale hiding her , ,

face i n her han ds Then she shook o ff her shame and


.
,

retorted with the n atural impertine n ce of s u ch wome n S ince ,

y o u are the so called C h a b -


e r t s attorne y be s o good as ’

to

Madame S aid D er ville I am at this moment as much
, ,

y our lawy er as I am C olonel C ha b ert s D o y o u suppose ’

I want to lose so v aluable a client as y ou are ? But y ou are


n ot liste ni n g .

N a y speak o n Monsieur said she graciousl y


, , .

Your fortun e came to y ou from M l e C omte C habert .

a n d y ou cast him o ff Your fortu n e is immen se and y ou


.
,

lea v e him to beg An ad v ocate ca n be v er y eloquent when


.

a caus e is eloque n t i n itself ; there are here circumstances



which might tur n public opi nion stron gl y against y ou .

“ ”
But Mo n sieu r said the C omtesse pro v oked b y the
, , ,

way i n which D er v ille turned an d laid he r on the g ri di ron ,


F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

even i f I grant tha t your M C habert i s l i ving t he l a w will


.
,

up hold m y se c ond marriage o n a cc ou n t o f the c hildre n a n d ,

I S hall get O ff with the restitution of t w o hundred and twent y


fiv e thousa n d fran c s t o M C habert

. .


It i s impossible t o foresee what view the B ench may take
o f the questi o n I f o n o n e side we have a mother a n d
.

c hildren o n t he other we hav e an o l d man c rushed b y


,

s o r rows made o ld by your refusals t o k n ow him Where


, .

is he t o fi n d a wife ? C a n the j udges c o n travene t he law ?

Your marriage with C olo n el C haber t has priorit y o n its side


and ever y legal righ t But i f y ou appear under disgraceful
.

c olors y o u might have an unlooked for adversar y That


,
-
.
,

M adame is the danger against which I would war n you


,
.


A n d w h o he i s ?

C omte F e r r a u d .


M onsie ur F erraud has too great an a ffection for me t o o ,

mu c h res p ec t for the mother o f his children


“ ”
D o not t alk o f such absurd things interru p ted D er v ille , ,

to lawy ers who a r eaccustomed t o read hearts t o the bottom


,
-

A t this instan t M onsieur F erraud has no t the slightest wish


t o annul y o ur u n io n a n d I am quite sure that he adores you ;
,

but i f some one were to tell him that his marriage is v oid ,

that his wi fe will be called before the bar o f public o p i n i o fib


a s a crimi n al

H e would defe n d me Mo n sieur ,
.


N o M adame
,
.

What reason could he ha v e for deserti n g me M o n sieur ?


,

That he would be free to marry the o n l y daughter of a


p eer o f F ra n ce whos e title wo u ld be conferred on him bv
,

pa t e n t from the Ki n g .

The C ountess t ur n ed p ale .

“ ”
A hit ! s aid D erville to himself I have you o n the

hip ; the p oor C olo n el s cas e i s w o n ’
B esides M adame . ,

he went o n aloud he would feel all the les s remorse because
,
1 20 F R EN CH S H OR T S T OR I E S

The p asse r by only t o s ee hi m would have r e c o gnized a t


-
, ,

on c e on e o f t he noble wr e ck s o f o u r old ar my on e o f t he ,

heroi c men o n whom ou r na ti onal glo r y i s r e fl e ct ed as ,

a s p lin t e r o f i c e o n whi c h t he s un s hi nes seems t o re fl e c t

every bea m These ve t e r ans are a t on c e a p i ct u r e and a


.

W hen t he C oun t j umped o ut o f his c arr i age t o go i nt o


D ervi ll e s offic e he did i t as li gh t ly as a youn g man H ardly

.
,

had h i s c ab moved o ff when a smar t brou gham drove up ,

s p lend i d wi th c oats o f arms M adame la C omt esse F errand


.

ste pp ed o ut in a dress whi c h t hou gh simple was c leverly


, ,

des i gned t o show h o w youthful her fi g ur e was S he wore a .

p re tty drawn bonne t lined wi t h p i nk whi c h framed her fa c e ,

t o p er f e cti o n so ft en i n g i t s outli nes and m aki n g i t loo k


,

youn g e r .

I f t he c lient s we r e r ej u v ene s c ent t he o ffic e was unaltered


, ,

and p resented t he s ame p i c ture as t ha t des c ribed at the


be gi nnin g o f t his s t ory S i m o nni n was eati n g his breakfast
.
,

his shoulder leaning a g ains t t he window whi c h was then ,

open and he was s t ar i n g u p at t he blue S k y in t he o p enin g


,

o f t he c our t yard en c losed by four gloomy houses .


Ah ha ! c r i ed the little c lerk w h o will be t an even i ng
, ,

a t t he p lay t ha t C olonel C haber t i s a G enera l and wears a


)
,

r ed ribbon ?

The c hief i s a g rea t magi c i an s aid G o d es c h al,


.

Then t here is no trick t o p lay o n him this t i m e ? asked


D esro c hes .


Hi s wi fe has t aken t hat in hand the C omt esse Ferraud , ,

said B ou c ard .


Wha t nex t ? said G o d e s c h al Is C omtes se Ferraud
.


r equired t o belon g t o t w o men ?
“ ”
Here s h e i s answered S i m onn in
,
.

At t his mome nt the C olonel came in a n d as k ed fo r D e r v ille .

“ ”
H e i s at home S ir s aid S i m o nni n
, ,
.
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 1 21

S o y ou are not deaf you y oung rogue ! said C habert , ,

taki n g the gutter j umper by the ear a n d twisti n g it to the


-
,

delight o f t he other c lerks who bega n to laugh l o oki n g at , ,

the C olonel with the c urious at tention due t o s o S i ngular a


personage .

C omte C habert was in D e r v i ll e s pri v ate room at the


m o me n t when his wi fe came i n b y the door o f the o ffice .


I s ay B oucard there is goi n g t o be a queer scen e i n the
, ,

chief s room ! There is a woma n who can spen d her day s


altern atel y the odd with C omte Ferrand a n d the e v e n with


, ,

C omte C habert .


An d i n leap y ear said G o d e s c h al the y mu st se ttle the ,

c o u n t betwee n them .


S ilence gen tlemen y ou ca n be heard ! said B ou card
, ,

severely . I n e v er w a s in a n o ffice where there was s o m u ch
j esti n g as there is here o v er the clie nts .

D er vi lle had made the C olonel retire to the bedroom when


the C ountess was admitted .

” “
Madame he said n ot knowi n g whether it wou ld be
, ,

agreeable to y ou to meet M l e C omte C habert I hav e placed .


,

you apart I f howe v er y ou should wish it


.
, ,

It i s an atte ntion for which I am obliged to y ou .

I have drawn up the memorandu m of a n agreement of


which y o u a n d M C habert ca n discuss the con ditio n s here
.
,

a n d n o w I will go alter n atel y to him a n d to y o u an d


.
,

explai n y our v iews respecti v el y .


L et me see M on sieu r said the C o u n tess impatie n tly
, , .

D erville read alou d



B etween the u n dersign ed

M H y aci nthe C habert C ount Maréchal de C amp a n d
.
, , ,

Gran d Officer o f the L egio n o f Hon or li v i n g In P aris Ru e , ,

d u P etit Ba n qu ier o n the o n e part ; ,



An d M adame R ose Ch a p ot el wife of the aforesaid M ,
.

l e C omte C habert n e e
'

,
1 22 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

P ass over t he p reliminaries said she C o m e t o t he


,
.


conditio n s .


M adame s aid t he lawyer the p reamble brie fl y s ets
, ,

forth the p osi t ion i n which y ou stand t o each ot her T hen .


,

by the firs t c lause y o u ack nowledge i n t he p resen c e Of t hree


, ,

wi tnesses o f whom t w o shall be notaries and on e the


, ,

dair y man with whom your husband has been lod gi ng t o all ,

o f whom your secret is known and w h o will be absolutely


,

silent y o u a cknowledge I s a y tha t the i ndividual d es i g



, ,

n a t e d in t he documents subj oi n ed t o the deed and whose ,

identit y i s t o be fur t her p roved by an act o f r e c ognition


p repared by you r notary Alexandre C r o t t at i s your first
, ,

husband C omte C haber t


,
B y t he se c o n d c la use C om t e
.

C haber t t o secure your ha p piness will u n dertake t o assert


, ,

his rights only under certain c ircumstances s et forth i n the



deed And these s aid D erville in a parenthesis are

.
, , ,

no n e other t han a failure to c arry out the co n ditions o f this


s ecret agreement M C habert o n h i s p art agrees t o a c c e p t
— .
, , ,

j udgment o n a friendly sui t b y whi c h his certifi c at e o f death


,

S hall be annulled a n d his marri age dissol v ed
,
.


Tha t will not suit me in the least said t he C ou n t es s ,
“ ”
with surprise I will be a p art y to no suit ; y ou k now w h y
. .

“ ”
B y the third clause D er v ille went On with i m p e rt u rb a
, ,

ble cool n es s y ou pledge yourself to s ecure t o H y acinthe


,


C omte C habert an incom e o f twent y four thousand francs
on go v ernme n t stock held in his name t o revert t o y ou a t ,

his death

But it is much too dear ! exclaimed the C ountess .


C a n y ou compromise t he matter cheaper ?

P os sibl y .

But what do you wan t M adame ?


,

I want I will not have a lawsuit I wa n t


— .


Y ou want him to remain dead ? S aid D er v ille inter ,

ru t i n
p g her hastily
1 24 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

In t hose t imes a man took h i s w i fe where he chose ,



said he . But I w a s foolish a n d chose badly ; I t rusted t o
7

appearan c es S he has n o heart . .

Well olonel was I not right t o be g y ou n o t t o c ome


C
, ,
?

I am now p ositive o f your ide ntity ; when y ou c ame in the ,

C ountes s g a v e a little start o f whi c h the mea ni n g was ,

unequivocal B u t you have lost y our chances Y our wife


. .


k n ows that y o u are u n recognizable .

I will kill her !


M ad n ess ! Y o u will be caught and executed like any
c ommon wretch B esides y ou might miss ! That would be
.
,

u n pardonable A man must not miss his shot when he want s


.

to kill his wi fe L et me s et things straight ; y ou are o n ly


.

a big child Go n o w Take care o f y ourself ; s h e is capable


. .

o f s etti n g some trap for you and shutti n g y ou u p in C haren

t on I will noti f y her o f o u r p ro c eedin g s t o p ro t e ct you


.


agai n st a sur p rise .

The unhapp y C olonel obe y ed his youn g benefactor and ,

we nt away stammeri n g apologies H e slowly we n t down


,
.

the dark staircas e los t i n gloomy t houghts a n d crushed , ,

perhaps by the blow j ust dealt him the most cruel he c ould

feel the thrus t t ha t Could most deeply p ierce his heart


,

whe n he heard t he rustle o f a woma n s dress on the lowes t ’

la n ding a n d his wi fe stood before him


,
.


C ome M onsieur
,
said she t aki n g his arm w ith a gesture
, ,

like thos e familiar to him o f old H er action and the accen t .

o f her voice which had recovered i t s gracious n ess were


, ,

enough to allay the C olo n el s wrath and he allowed himself ’

t o be led t o t he c arriage .

“ ”
Well get i n s aid s h e when the footma n had le t down
, ,
:

the step .

And as i f b y magic he foun d himself S itti n g b y his wife


i n the brougham .

“ ”
Where to asked the servant
? .
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 1 25

To Grosl a y said s h e
,
.

The horses started at o n ce a n d carried them all across


,

Paris .


Mo n sieur said the C ou n tess In a to n e o f v oi c e which
, ,

betra y ed o n e o f those emotio n s which are rare i n our li v es ,

a n d which agitate e v er y part of o u r bei n g At such moments .

the heart fibers n er v es cou nte n an ce sou l a n d bod y ever y


, , , , , ,

thi n g e v er y pore e v e n feels a thrill L ife n o lo n ger seems


, ,
.

to be within us ; it flows ou t spri n gs forth is commu n icated


, ,

as b y co ntagio n tran smitted b y a look a to n e of voice a


, , ,

gest u re impressi n g our will on others


,
The o l d soldier .


st a rted on heari n g this si n gle word this first terrible Mo n , ,

sieur But still it w a s at on ce a reproach and a pardon a ,

hope a n d a despair a question and an a n swer This word


,
.

i n cluded them all ; n one but an actress could hav e thrown


s o much eloquence s o ma ny feeli n gs into a si n gle word
,
.

Tr uth is less complete i n its utteran ce ; it does not pu t e v er y


thi n g o n the ou tside ; it allows u s to s e e what is withi n The .

C olo n el was filled with remorse for his s u spicio n s his ,

dema n ds a n d h i s a n ger ; he looked down not to betra y his


,

a gitatio n .


Monsieur repeated s h e after a n imperceptible pause
, , ,

I kn ew y ou at on ce .


R osin e said the Old soldier those words co ntai n the
, ,

o nl y balm that can help me to forget m y mis fort u n es .

Two large tears rolled hot on to his wife s han ds which ’

he pressed to show his patern al a fl ec t i on .

“ ” “
Mo n sieu r s h e we n t o n could y ou not have guessed
, ,

what it cost me to appear before a stran ger i n a positio n s o


false as mi n e n o w is ? I f I ha v e to blu sh for it at least let ,

it be i n the pri v ac y of m y famil y Ou ght not such a secret .

to remai n b ried i n o u r hearts You will forgi v e me I hope


u ?
, ,

for my apparent i n di ff eren ce to the woes o f a C habert i n


whose existe n ce I co u ld n ot possibl y belie v e I recei v ed you r .
1 26 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

l et t ers , has t il y added see in g in his face the obj eet l on


she ,

i t ex pr ess ed but they did not rea c h me till thirteen months
,

a fter the bat t le o f E ylau They were o p ened dirt y the .


, ,

writing was unrecogn iz able ; and a fter ob t aining N apoleon s ’

s i gn ture t o m y second marriage c o n tra c t I could not help


a ,

believi n g that some cle v er swi n dler wa nted t o make a fool


Therefore to a v oid disturbing M o n sieur F e r r a u d s


o f me .
,

pea c e o f mi n d a n d disturbing famil y ties I w a s obliged to


, ,

take p recautio n s against a pretended C habert W a s I not . .


right I ask you
,
?

Y es you were right I t was I wh o w a s the idiot the
, .
,

o w l the dol t
,
not to ha v e c al c ulat ed better what the c o n s e
,

q u e n c e s o f such a p osition might be B ut where are w e .

goi n g he asked s eein g th a t they had reached the barrier of


?
,

L a C ha p elle .


T o m y cou n tr y house near Groslay i n the valley o f fi , }

M ontmorency There M onsieur we will c onsider the steps


.
, ,

to be taken I k n ow m y duties Though I am y o ubr s by


. .

right I am no longer yours in fa c t C a n you wish that w e


,
.

S hould become the talk of P aris ? We need n o t inform the


p ublic o f a situation which for me has its ridi c ulous side , ,

and let us p res erve our dign ity You still lo v e me S he s aid .
, ,


with a sad sweet gaze at t he C olo n el but have not I bee n
, ,

au t horized to form other ties ? In s o stra n ge a position ,

a secre t voi c e bids me trust to y our kindnes s which i s so ,

well k n own to me C a n I be wro n g in taki n g you as the


.

sole arbiter o f m y fate ? B e at once j udge a n d part y to the


suit I trust in your n oble character ; y ou will be generous
.

e n ough to forgive me for t he co n sequ e n ces o f f aults com


m i t t e d in innoce n ce I may the n confess to y ou : I love M
. .

F e r r a u d I belie v ed that I had a righ t to lo v e him I do


. .

not blush to make this co n fes sion to you ; eve n i f it o ff ends


y ou it does not disgrace us I cannot co n ceal the fa c ts
,
. .

When fate made me a widow I w a s not a mother , .


1 28 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

k eep i t serious S he revived h i s love wi t hout awak en in g h i s


.

desires and allowed her first husband t o dis c ern the men t al
,

wealth s h e had a c quired while tryin g t o accus t om him t o


modera t e his p leasure t o tha t whi c h a father may feel i n t he
s o c iety o f a favori t e daughter .

The C olonel had know n the C ou n tess o f the E m p ire ; he


found her a C ountess o f the R estoration .

A t last by a cross road t hey arri v ed at the entrance t o


,
-
,

a large p ar k l y ing i n t he little valley whi c h di v i des t h e


heights o f M argency f rom the p ret ty village o f G roslay .

The C ountess had t here a deli ghtful hous e where the C olonel ,

o n arriving found ever y thin g in readiness for his s t ay t here ,

as well as fo r hi s wi fe s M is for t une IS a k i nd o f talisman


whos e vir t ue c onsists i n i t s p ower t o confirm o u r original


nature ; in some men it i n creases their distrus t and ma
l i gn a n c y j ust as i t improves the goodne s s o f those w h o have
,

a ki n d hear t .

S orrow had made the C olonel even more hel p ful ahd good j

t han he had alwa y s been and he could u n derstand some ,

s ecre t s o f womanly distres s which are u n re v ealed to most


men N evertheless i n spite o f his loyal trustfulness he
. .
, ,

c ould no t help s ayi n g t o his wi fe



Then you felt quite sure you would bring me here ?

Y es replied s h e I f I fou n d C olonel C habert i n D er
, ,

ville s client

.

The a p pearan c e o f t ruth s h e con t rived to give to t hi s


answer dissipated t he slight sus p icions which the C olonel '

was ashamed to have fel t For three days t he C ou n tes s wa s


.

qui t e charmin g t o her first husband B y tender att en tions .

and unfailing sweetnes s s h e seemed anxious t o wi p e o ut the


memory o f the s u fl e ri n g s he had endured and t o earn fo r ,

i e n e s s fo r t he woes which as s h e c onfessed s h e had inno


g v , ,

c en t ly caused him S he delighted i n displaying fo r h im the


.

c harms S he k new he t oo k p leasure i n whi le a t t he same time ,


CO L ONE L C HA B ER T 1 29

sh e a ss umed a ki n d of mela n chol y ; for men are more espe


c i a lly accessible to certai n wa y s certai n gra c es of th e hear t
,

or of the mi n d which the y cann ot resist S he aimed at .

i nterestin g him i n h e r positio n an d appealin g to his feeli n g s


,

s o far as to take possession o f his mi n d a n d co n trol h i m

despotically .

R ead y for a ny thi n g to attai n her en ds she did n ot y et


. ,

know what s h e was to d o with this man ; but at a ny rate s h e


mea n t to anni hilate hi m socially On the e v eni n g o f t h e .

third da y s h e felt that in spite o f her efforts s h e c o u ld n ot


co n ceal her u n easi n ess as t o the results o f her man eu v ers .

To gi v e herself a mi nute s reprie v e S he we n t u p to h e r


room s a t down before her wri ti n g table a n d laid aside t h e


,

,

mask o f compos u re which she wore i n C h ab e rt s presen ce ’

like an actress who retur n i n g to her dressi n g room after a


,
-

fatiguing fifth act drops half dead leavi n g with the audi
, ,

en ce a n image of herself whi ch s h e n o lo n ger resemble s .

S he proceeded t o fi n ish a letter s h e had begun to D elb e c q ,.

whom s h e desired to go i n her n ame a n d demand o f D ervill e


the deeds relating t o C olo n el C habert t o cop y them a n d t o , ,

come to her at o n ce to Grosla y S he had hardly fi nished .

when s h e heard the C olonel s step in the passage ; uneas y a t


her absen ce he had come to look for her


,
.

Alas ! s he exclaimed

I w ish I were de ad ! M y posi tion
is i ntolerable .

Wh y what ,
is the matter ? asked the good man .


N othi n g n othi n g ! , she replied .

S he rose left t he C olonel a n d went down to speak pri


, ,

v a t ely t o her maid whom s h e se n t o ff t o P aris impressi n g on


, ,

her that s h e was herself to deliver to D elb ec q the letter j us t


writte n an d t o bri n g it back to the writer as soo n as he had
,

read it Then the C oun tess wen t o u t to s i t o n a b e n ch s u ffi


.

c i ent l i n sight f r the C olo n el to j oi n her as soo n a s he mi h t


y o g
1 30 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

choose T he C olonel who was loo k i n g for her hastened u p


.
, ,

a n d sa t down by her

R osine said he wha t i s t he m att er wi t h y ou
, ,
?

S he did n ot answer .

It was on e o f t hose glorious c alm evenin g s i n t he month


,

o f Ju n e W hos e s e c re t harmonies i nfus e su c h sweetness into


,

the sunse t The ai r wa s clea r t he stillness p erfe ct so t hat


.
,
.
,

far away in t he p a rk t hey c ould hear the voi c es o f som e


children whi c h added a k i nd o f m el ody t o t he subl i m it y of
,

t he s c ene .

“ ”
Y o u d o no t answe r m e ? t he C olonel s ai d t o his w i fe .

My husband said t he C ount ess who broke o ff , ,



s t ar t ed a little and with a blush sto pp ed to as k him Wha t
, ,

f
am I to s a y when I speak o M F erraud ? .


C all h i m your husband my p oor c h i ld ,
r e p li ed the ,

C olonel in a k i nd vo i c e
,
Is he n o t t he fa t her o f yo ur
.


c hildren ?

Well then she s aid I f he should as k what I c ame


, , ,

here for i f he finds tha t I c ame here alone w it h a s tr an g er


, , , ,

what am I to say to him ? L isten M ons i eur she went on , , ,

assuming a dignified a tti tude de c ide my fat e I a m resi gned
, ,

t o anythin g

My dear said t he C olonel t aki n g p osses sion o f his
, ,

wi fe s ha n ds I have made u p my mind t o s a c r i fi c e mys elf


entirely for your ha p pines s



That is impos sible ! sh e ex c laimed with a sudden spas ,

mod i c movemen t R emember t hat you would have t o



renoun c e your identi ty and in an authenti c a t ed form
,
.

“ ” “
What ? s aid t he C olonel Is no t m y word enough fo r
.


you ?

The word authen ti c at ed fell o n t he old m an s hear t and
roused i nvolun t a ry distrus t H e look ed at h i s wi fe i n a way
.

tha t m ade her c olor ; she c ast down he r eyes and he feared ,

tha t he might fi n d himself c om p elled t o d e s p i s e her The .


1 32 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

This was t he de cisive s p ee c h whi c h g ained all t ha t she


h a d ho p ed f r om i t .

Yes ,ex c lai m ed the C ol o nel as i f he were end i ng a ,



s ent en c e al r eady be gun in his m ind I mus t r e tur n unde r ,

g round a gai n I had t old myself s o al r eady


. .

“ ”
Ca n I a cc e pt su c h a s acrifi c e ? re p lied hi s w i f e If .

some men have died t o s ave a m i s t ress honor t hey gave ’

t heir life but on c e B ut i n this c as e you would be gi vin g you r


.

li fe every day N o no I t i s im p ossible I f i t were o n ly


.
,
. .

your li fe i t would be no t hin g ; bu t t o si gn a de c laration that


,

you a r e no t C olonel C haber t t o a cknowled g e yourself an ,

impostor to s acrifi c e your hono r and live a l i e every hou r


,

o f the day ! Human devoti on c annot g o s o fa r Only think ! .

No . But for my p oor c hild r en I would have fl ed with you



by this t ime to the other end of the world .

“ ” “
But s aid C haber t c an n ot I live he r e i n y ou r li ttl e
, ,

lod g e as one o f your relations ! I a m as wo r n o ut as a


c racked c annon I want no thin g bu t a li ttle t oba cc o and the
C o n s t i t u ti o nn e l .

The C oun t ess m el t ed int o t ears T he r e w a s a c ont e st o f


.

gene r osity between t he C omtesse F errand and C olonel C h a


bert a n d t he soldier c ame o ut vi c torious
,
On e evenin g .
,

s ee i ng this mot her with her c hildren the soldier was be ,

witched by the t ou c hing g ra c e of a family p i c ture i n t he


c oun t ry i n t he shade and the silen c e ; he made a resolution
,

t o remain dead and frightened no lon g er at the a ut h ent i


, ,

c ation o f a deed he asked wha t he w a s to d o t o se c ure


,

be y ond all risk the happi n ess o f this family .

“ ”
D o exa ctly as you like s aid t he C ountess ,
I de c lare .

t o you t ha t I will have no t h i n g t o do with t his affai r I .

ought no t .

D elb e c q had ar r i ved so m e days b e f o r e and i n obedien c e ,

to the C ount ess verbal instru c tions , t he i nt endan t had su c


c ee d ed in gai n ing the old soldier s c on fi d e n c e S o on the


.
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 1 33

following morni n g C olo n el C habert went wi th t he erewhile


attorn ey to S aint L eu Taver ny where D elb ec q had ca u sed
- -
,

the n otar y to draw up an a ffidavit i n such terms that after


heari n g it read the C olonel started up and walk ed out of
,

the o ffice .

Turf a nd thunde r ! What a f ool y ou must think me !



Wh y I should make my self o ut a swi n dler ! he exclaime d
, .

“ “
In deed Mo n sie u r said D elb e c q I shou ld ad v ise y ou
, , ,

n ot to sign i n haste I n y our place I wo u ld get at leas t


.

thirty thou sand francs a y ear out of the bargain M adame .


wou ld pa y them .

After an nihilati n g this scoun drel emeritus b y the light


ning look o f a n hon est ma n i n sulted the C olo n el rushed off , ,

carried away b y a thousan d c ontrar y emotions He w a s .

suspicious i n dignant an d calm again b y tu r n s


, ,
.

Fi n ally he made his wa y back i nto the p ark of Groslay


b y a gap in a fe n ce a n d slowly walked on to sit down a n d
,

rest and meditate at h i s ease in a little room under a gazebo ,

from which the road to S ai n t L en cou ld be seen The path -


.

bei n g strewn with the y ellowi sh san d which is used i n stead


o f ri v er gra v el the C ou n tess
-
,
who was sitti n g i n the upper , o

r oom of this little summer house did n ot hear the C olo n el s -


,

approach for s h e was too mu ch preoccupied with the s u ccess


,

o f her busi n ess to p a y the small est atte n tion to the slight

n oise made b y her husband N or did the old m an noti c e that .

his wi fe was in the room o v er him .

Well M o n sieu r D elbec q has he signed


,
? the C ountess ,

asked her secretar y whom s h e s a w alo n e o n the road be y o n d


,

the hedge o f a haha .

N o Madame I d o no t e v en know what has becom e


,
.

of ou r man The old horse reared


. .


The n we shall be obliged to p ut him i nto C harento n ,
“ ”
said s h e si n ce we ha v e got him
,
.

The C olo n el who reco v ered the elasticity of y o u th to leap


,
1 34 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

t he haha , t he twinkling o f an e y e w a s s t andin g in front


in
o f D elb e c q o n whom he bestowed the t wo fi nest sla p s tha t
,

eve r a s c oundrel s c heeks re c eived



A nd y ou may add that o ld horses c an ki ck ! sai d he .

His rage s p en t the C olo n el n o lo n ger felt vi gorous e n ou gh


,

t o lea p the dit c h H e had seen the trut h l n all its nakednes s
. .

The C ountess s p eech and D elb e c q s repl y had revealed t he


’ ’

c ons p ira c y o f which he was t o be the vi c ti m The c are .

t aken o f him was but a bai t t o entra p him i n a snare That .

s p eech w a s like a dro p o f subtle poison bringi n g o n i n t he ,

o l d soldier a re t u r n o f all his sufferi ng s p h sical and moral


y ,
.

H e c ame ba ck t o t he summer hous e throug h the p ark g ate


-
,

walking slowly like a broken man .

Then fo r him t here w a s t o be ne i t he r p ea c e nor t ru c e !


F rom thi s moment he mus t begin the od i ous w arfare with
t his woman o f whi c h D erville had s p oken ent er o n a li fe o f
'

litigation feed o n g all drin k every m o r ning o f the c up o f


, ,

bitternes s A nd then fearful thought ! where w a s he t o find


.

the money needful t o p ay t he c os t o f t he firs t proceedin g s ?


H e felt su c h dis gus t o f li fe that i f there had been any
,

water at hand he would have t hrown himself int o i t ; tha t


i f he had had a pistol he would have blown o u t his brains
,
.

T hen he relaps ed in t o t he i n de c ision of mi nd which si n ce ,

his c onversation wi t h D erville a t the dairyman s had c han g ed ’

his character .

At last having rea c hed the kiosque he wen t u p to the


, ,

gazebo where little ros e windows a fforded a V iew over each


,
-

lovel y lands c ape o f t he valley and where he found his wi fe


,

s eated o n a c ha i r The C ountess w a s gazing at t he distan c e


.

a n d p reserved a c al m c oun t enance showin g t ha t i m p ene


,

t r a b l e face whi c h women c an a ssume when resolved t o do


their wors t S he wiped her e y es as i f she had been weeping
.

a n d pla y ed absently with the p i n k ribbo n s o f her sash .

N e v ert heless in spite of her apparent assuran c e s h e c ould


, ,
1 36 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

F er r aud t o claim from M l e C omt e C haber t t he am ount o f


.

t h e bill a s s u m l n g t hat s h e would know whe r e t o find her


,

firs t husband .

The very next day C omt e F e r r au d s m an o f business latel y ’

a pp oi n ted P residen t o f th e C oun t y C our t i n a t ow n o f some

i m p or ta n ce wrote t his dis tr essin g note t o D erville :


,


M o n sieur ,

M adame la C omtess e F erraud desires me t o i nfo rm y o u


that y our clie n t took c omplete ad v a n tage o f your co n fide n ce ,

a n d tha t the i n di v idual calli n g himself C omte C habert has

a ck n owledged t h at he came forward under fals e p retences .

D E L B EC Q

Y ours etc,
. .

On e comes a c ross p eople who are on m y honor t o o , ,



s tupid b y half cried D erville The y don t deserve t o be ’
.
,

C hristians ! B e humane generous p h i lanthropi c al and a


, , ,

lawyer and you are bound to be c heat ed ! There i s a p ie c e


,

o f busi n es s that will c ost me t w o t h o us and franc notes -

S ome time a ft er re c ei v in g this let ter D erville went to the ,

P alais de Justice in s ear c h o f a p leader t o whom he wished


t o speak a n d w h o w a s employed i n t he P oli c e C our t
,
As .

c hance would ha v e i t D er v ille wen t i n t o C our t N umbe r 6 a t


,

t h e moment when the P residi n g M agistrate was se n tencin g


o n e H y acinthe to t w o mo n ths imprisonm en t as a vagabond

!

a n d subs eque n tl y to be taken t o the M e n di c ity House o f

D etentio n a s e n te nc e which b y magistrate s l a w i s equ i v


, , ,

a l en t to perpetual im p riso n me n t On hearin g t he name .

H v a c i n t h e D er ville looked at the delinquent sitting between


, ,

t w o g e n d a r m e s on the ben c h for the accused and r e c ogni z ed ,

in the condemned man his false C olo n el C habert .

The old soldier w a s p lacid motionless almos t absent , ,

m i n ded In spite of his rags i n spite o f the mis ery stam ped
.
,

o n his c ounte n a n ce it gave e v ide n ce o f noble pride His


,
.

e y e had a stoical expression which no magistrate ought t o


C OLONEL C HA B ER T 1 37

ha v e misunderstood ; but as soo n as a ma n has fallen into


the ha n ds of j ustice he i s no more tha n a moral entit y a
, ,

matter of law o r of fa ct j ust as t o statists he has be c ome


,

a zero .

When the veteran was t aken ba ck to the lock u p to be -


,

remo v ed later with the bat c h o f vagabo n ds at that moment at


the bar D erville availed himself o f the p ri v ilege accorded
,

to lawy ers o f going whereve r they please i n the courts an d ,

followed hi m to the lock up where he stood scru ti n izi n g


-
,

him fo r s o m e minutes as well as the curious c rew of beggars


,

amo n g whom he foun d himself The passa ge t o the lock u p .


-

at that momen t afforded on e o f those specta cles which ,

u nfortunatel y neither legislators nor phi lanthropists nor


, ,

pai n ters n o r writers c ome to stud y L ik e all the laboratorie s


,
.

o f the law t hi s ante room is a dark and malodorous place


,
-

alon g the walls runs a wooden s eat blackened b y the co n stant ,

presen c e there o f the wret c hes who c ome to thi s meetin g


place o f e v ery form o f so cial squalor where n ot o n e o f them ,

is mi ssing .

A poet mi ght s a y that the day was ashamed to light u p


this dreadful sewer through whi ch so mu ch mi ser y flows !
There is not a spot o n that plank where some crime has n ot
sat in embry o o r matured ; not a c or n er where a man has
,

never stood who dri v en t o despair b y the bli ght whi ch


,

j ustice has s et upon him aft er his first fault has not there ,

beg un a career at the en d o f which looms the guillotine o r the


,

pistol snap of the suicide All w h o fall on the p a v ement of


-
.

P aris rebound against thes e yellow gray walls on which a -


,

p hilan thropist who was not a speculator might read a j u s t i fi ,

cation o f the numerous sui c ides c omplained o f by hy pocritical


writers wh o are i n capable o f taki n g a step t o pre v ent them 4 -

for that j ustification is writte n in that ante room like a -


,

preface t o the dramas o f the Morgue o r to those e n acted on ,

the Place de la Grev e .


1 38 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

At t his m o m ent C olonel C habert w as sit tin g a m on g t hese



m en men with coars e fa c es c lothed i n the horrible liver y ,

o f m isery and silent at in t ervals o r talking m a low to n e


, , ,

fo r three gendarmes o n duty p a c ed t o and fr o their sabers


c latteri n g o n the floor .

Do y o u recognize me ? said D erville t o the old m a n ,

s t andin g in front o f him .


Y es sir s aid C haber t r l s m g
, , , .


I f you are an hones t man D erville wen t o n i n an under ,
“ ”
t one how c ould you remain in my deb t
,
?

The old soldier blushed as a youn g gi rl mi ght when


a cc us ed by her mo t her o f a c landes t ine love a fia i r .

“ ”
What ! M adame Ferraud has no t p aid y o u ? cried he
i n a loud voi c e .

“ ”
P aid me ? s aid D er v ille S he wrote t o me tha t you .

were a swi n dler .

T h e C olo n el cast up h i s e y es in a sublime impuls eo f horror


and imprecation a s i f to c all heaven to w i t nes s t o t h i s fresh
,

subterfuge .


M onsieur said he in a voi c e t ha t w a s c alm by shee r
, ,

hus kines s get the g endarmes to allow me t o go i nto t he
,

lo ck u p a n d I will sign an orde r which will c ertainly b e


-
,

honored .

At a word from D erville to the s ergeant he w a s allowed t o


t ake his client i nto the room where Hyacinthe wrote a few ,

lines and addressed them to the C omtesse F erraud


,
.


S end her that said the soldier and you will be p aid
, ,

your c osts and the mone y y ou advanced B elieve me M on .


,

sieur i f I ha v e no t shown you the gratitude I o w e you for


,

your kind o ffic es it is not the less there and he laid his hand
, ,

o n his heart Y es i t is there dee p and sin c ere But what
.
, ,
.


c an the unfortu n ate do ? They li v e and that i s all ,
.

“ ” “
What ! said D ervi lle D id you not sti p ula t e for a n
.

allowan c e ?
1 40 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

I say D erville said G o d e s c h a l to his traveli ng c o m


, ,

p an i on look at that o ld fellow I sn t he like those g r o
, .

t e s qu e car v ed figures we g e t fro m Ge rm any ? And it i s ali ve ,

p erha p s it i s ha pp y .

D erville looked at the p oor man t hrou gh h i s eye glass and ,


.

wit h a little exclamation o f surprise he said


!


That old man my dear fellow is a whole poem or a s t h e
, , , ,

romantics sa y a drama Did you ever mee t the C omtesse


,
.


F errand ?

Y es ; s h e is a cle v er woman a n d a g reeabl e ; but ra t her


,

too pious s aid G o d e s c h a l


, .


That old Bic etre pauper i s her lawful husba n d C omte ‘
,

C habert the old C olo n el


,
S he has had him s e n t here no
.
,

doubt A n d if he is in t his work hous e i n s t e a


. h o f li v i n g i n
a mansion it i s solely because he reminded the p retty
,

C oun t es s t hat he had t aken her like a hackney éa b on t he , ,

street I can remember n o w t he t iger s glare s h e sho t a t


.


him a t tha t momen t .

This o peni ng ha v i n g ex c ited G o d e s c h al s c uriosity D e r ’

v ille related the story here t old .

T w o days later on M onday morning as t hey r eturned t o


, ,

P aris the t w o friends looked again at Bi c et r e and D erville


, ,

p roposed that t he y should c all on C olonel C haber t Half w a y .

up the avenue they found the old man sittin g o n t he tru n k


o f a felled tree ; with his sti ck in one hand he w a s amusin g ,

himself with drawing lines in the sand On lookin g at him .

narrowl y they p ercei v ed t ha t he had been b r ea k fas t in g


,

elsewhere than at Bic etre .


Good mor n ing C olo n el C habert said D e r vi lle
, ,
.

N o t C habert ! N ot C habert ! M y name i s Hya c i nt he ,



re p lied the veteran I am no lo n ger a man I am N o
.
,
.

1 64 ,
R oom 7 he added looki n g at D er v ille with timid
, ,

a n xiet y the fear of an old man and a child
,
Are y ou .


goi n g to V isi t the man c onde m ned to deat h ? he asked ,
C OLONEL C HA B ERT 1 41

after a m ome n t s sile n ce He i s n ot married ! He is v er y



lu cky !

Poor fellow ! said G o d e s c h al Would you like some .

thi n g to bu y s nu ff
With all the simplicity of a street Arab the C olo n el ,

eagerl y held out his han d to the two stran gers who each ,

ga v e him a twenty franc piece ; b e thanked them with a -

puzzled look say i n g ,


“ ”
Bra v e troopers !
He ported arms p reten ded t o take aim at them an d , ,

sho u ted with a smile



Fire ! both arms ! Vi c e And he drew a
flo u rish in the air with his stick .


The n ature of his wound has no doubt made him childish ,

said D er ville .


C hildish ! He ? said another old pauper who w a s looki n g ,

on . Why there are day s whe n y o u had better n ot tread


,

on hi s cor n s He is an old rogue fu ll of philosoph y a n d


.
,

imaginatio n But toda y what can y ou expect ! H e has had


.
,

his M onda y treat He was here Monsieur s o lon g ago as .


, ,

1 820 .At that time a Prussian officer whose chaise was ,

c rawli n g up the hill of Villej ui f came b y on foot We , .

two were together H y acinthe and I b y the roadside The , ,


.

o ffi as he walked was talking to a n other a R u ssian o r



c er , , , ,

some ani mal of the same species an d whe n the P russian s a w ,



the ol d bo y j ust to make fun he said to him Here is a n
, , ,
28 ‘
o l d cavalr y man who mu st ha v e been at R ossbach I ’
.


was too y oun g to be there said H y aci nthe But I was at ,

.

Jena 29
. And the P r u ssian made o ff prett y quick withou t ,

aski n g any more questions .


What a desti ny ! exclaimed Der v ille Tak en o ut of .

the Foun dli n g Hospital to die i n the I n firmar y for the Aged ,

2 9 At R b ch vi ll a g
os s i n S x ny
a th G m n d f e t ed t h e
a e a o e er a s e a
F n h N v 5 1 757 l i n S x n y t h F n h u nd e
,

At J n
.
,

re c o e a, a so a o e re c r
N a p ol eon d efea t ed t h G e ma n O t
, .
, .
, ,

, e r s, c .
1 42 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

a fter helpin g N a p o l eon between whiles t o c on que r E gy pt


a n d E uro p e D o y o u know m y dear fellow D e r vi lle we n t
.
, ,

o n after a p aus e there are in modern so c iety th ree men who
,

c a n never think well o f t he world the p riest t he doctor a n d



, ,

the man o f law And t he y wear black robe s p erhaps because


?
,

t he y ar e in mourn in g for e v er y v irtue and ever y illus i on The .

most hapless of the three i s t he law y e r When a man c omes .

in sear c h o f the p ries t he i s p romp t ed b y re p ent an c e by


, ,

remorse by beliefs whi c h make him i n teresting whi c h elevate


, ,

him and c omfort t he soul o f the i n tercessor whose tas k w i ll


b rin g him a sort of glad n ess ; he p u rifies repairs and recon , ,

c iles But we la w y ers we s e e the same e v il feelings repeated


.
,

again and again nothi n g can correct t hem ; O


,
h r o ffi c es are
s ewers which can ne v er be clea n sed .

H o w ma ny thi n gs have I learned i n the exer c ise o f m y


pr o fession ! I have seen a father die in a garre t dese r ted ,

by t w o daughters t o whom he had g i v en forty t housand


,

fran c s a year ! I have known wills bur n t ; I have seen m o t hers


robbi n g their childre n wi v es killing their husbands and
, ,

working o n the lo v e t he y could inspire to make t he men


idiotic or mad that the y migh t li v e in p eace with a lover I
,
.

have seen women t eachi n g the child of their marriage su c h


tastes as must bri n g it to the gra v e i n order to benefit t he
c hild of an illicit affection I could not tell y o u all I have
.

seen for I have seen crimes agai n st which j usti c e i s impo t ent
,
.

I n short all the horrors that romancers su p pos e t hey have


,

i n v e n ted are still below the trut h — You will know somethi n g
o f thes e pre tt y thi n gs ; as for me I am goi n g to li v e in the
,

c ou ntr y with my wi fe I ha v e a horror o f P aris


. .

“ ’
I ha v e seen p lent y of them already i n D esroches office ,

r eplied G o d e s ch al .
1 44 F REN C H S H O RT S T OR I ES

stories n o r in his life did he allow an y d i s p lay o f e m o ti on .

H e was ske p ti c al about the idea o f good in t he world and



wrote t ha t there is nothi ng more common th an doin g evil

for the p leasure o f doin g it However underneath all
.
,

this outward c y ni c ism he was r eally a man o f warm s y mp a


thies and c haritable i ncli n atio n s t hou gh like M aupassant , , ,

he n eVe r allowed his p ersonality t o be r evealed i n his wor k .

M erim ee was the firs t grea t F rench wr i te r w h o t o gk an


i n tellige nt and s p e c ial interes t i n R ussian novelis t s He .

g reatl y admired the stories o f P ush k i n a n d w as the friend


o f Tur g enev w h o lived all the latter p ar t o f his life i n
,

P aris .

M a t e o F a le o n e t he s ele c tion in this volume is an ,

excellent illustration o f M é ri m é e s c h o i c e o f su b j e c t mate’

r ial tr eatment and above all the t ra gi c i rony whi c h he


, , ,

co n sciously culti v ated for t he purpose o f his art Othe r .


.

s t ories o f the same typ e are C o lo m ba T a k i ng o f t h e R e ,

d o u bt T a m a ng a and C a r m e n all o f whi c h deserve t he


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attentio n of the r eader o f Fre n ch fictio n .

M erim ee was elected to the F rench A c ademy in 1 8 4 4 .

H e died at C ann es S e pt e mbe r 2 3 1 8 7 0


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MAT E O FA L C O N E
By P R OS P E R M ER I M EE

G O IN G out of P orto Vecchio a n d t u r n i n g n orthwes t


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t owards the interior of t he island y o u s e e t he land rise ,


p retty sharpl y and a fter a three hours walk along wi n d


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i n g p aths obs t ru ct ed by great lumps o f rock and sometimes


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c u t by ra v ines you reach the edge o f a mos t ex t ensive


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m aqu i s
1
The m aqu i s i s t he home o f the C orsican shepherds
.

a n d o f whoe v er is in trouble with the p olice Y ou must kn ow .

that the C o r s w a n p eas ant to s ave himself the t rouble of


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m a n uring s ets fire to a stretch of wood ; i f t h e flames spread


,

fu rther tha n is n eces sar y s o much the worse ; bu t whatever


,

1 T h e n am e g i v en t o t h e b u s h o u n t y o f C s i c a
. c r or .
M AT EO FA L C ONE 1 45

happens he is sure of a good har v est from sowing on t his


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ground fertilized by the ashes o f the trees i t bore When


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the c orn has been gathered ( the y le a ve t he straw whi c h ,

would b e a trouble to colle c t ) the tree roots which have , ,

stay ed in the ground without wasting away p ut forth ver y


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heav y sho o ts in the followi n g spring which in a f ew yea r s ,

r each a height o f s ev en o r eight feet It i s this species o f .

close thicket that they call the m a quz s It is made u p o f .

di fferen t ki n ds of trees an d shrubs mi xed an d e n t a ngled as


God wills Onl y with a hatchet in his han d c an a man o pe n
.

h imself a wa y through an d there are m aqu z s s o thick an d


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bushy that the wild rams themselves a r e unable t o p enetr a t e


them .

I f y ou ha v e killed a m a n go i nto the m aquz s o f P orto


Vecchi o a n d y o u will li v e there in safety with a go od gun


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p owder a nd shot ; y ou mu st n ot forget a brown cloak with


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a hood o n it that will ser v e as co v erin g a n d mattress


,
The .

s hepherds gi v e y ou milk cheese a n d chest nuts and y ou will


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h a v e nothi n g to fear from the l a w o r the dead man s rela ,


tion s except when y o u hav e t o go down i n to the town to


,

r enew y our stock o f ammunition .

Mateo F afl con e when I was in C orsica in 1 8


,
had his
house half a league s dista n ce from the m aquz s He w a s a
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fairl y rich ma n in the cou n try side ; li v i n g as a ge ntleman ,

that is to s ay wi t h Ou t doi n g a ny thi n g o n the produce of


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his flocks , that shepherds a ki n d of n o mads pastured here


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and there o v er the mou n tai n s When I saw hi m two y ears .


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after the i n cide n t I am about t o rel a te t o you he seemed ,

to m e fift y y ears old at most Imagine a m a n small bu t .

stu rd y with crisp hair black as j et large quick e y es an d


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a complexio n the color o f boot leather H i s skill with the -


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gun passed fo r extraordi n ar y e v e n in hi s cou ntr y where ,

there are s o many good sh o ts For example M ateo wo u ld .


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never fire at a wild ram with bu ckshot ; at a hun dred an d


1 46 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

twenty p a c es he woul d brin g it down wi th a bulle t i n t he


,

head o r t he S h Ol C I as he c hose H e u s e d h i s wea p on as


, .

easily a t ni g ht a s in t he day time and I heard this p roof ,

o f his ski ll that will p erha p s see m in c redible t o t hose wh o


,

ha v e n o t traveled in C orsica At eight y pa c es a lighted .


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c a n dl e was p la c ed behind a pie c e o f t rans p arent p aper as


big as a plate H e aimed T he candle w a s blown o ut and
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after a minute i n the most absolute dar kness he fired and ,

pier c ed the paper t h r e e t i m e s o ut o f four .

With such transcende n t merit M ateo Falcone had w o n a ,

great reput ation M en s aid he was as good a friend as he


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w a s a da n gerous e n em y : obligi n g too and charitable he , , ,

lived at p eace with everybody i n the neighborhood of P orto


Vecchio But it w a s s aid o f him that at C orte when c e h e
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had taken his W i fe he had dis embarrassed himself in t he


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most v igorous m a n n er o f a rival accou n ted as redoubtable


in w a r as in love ; at least to M ateo w a s attributed a c ertain
,

shot that had surprised his ri v al shaving before a li ttle


mirror hung in h i s wi n dow The affair w a s hushed u p and .
,

M ateo married His wi fe Gius epp a had given him firs t


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three girls ( at which he w a s enraged ) and fi n ally a boy ,

whom he called Fortu n ato the hope o f his family heir to , ,

the n ame The daughters were well married : their father


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could cou n t a t need o n the poniards and c arbines o f his


s o n s i n l a w The s o n w a s o n ly ten years o ld but already
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promised well .

On e autumn da y M ateo went out earl y with his wi fe t o


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visit o n e o f h i s flo c ks in a clearing in the m aqui s L ittle .

F ort u n ato wanted t o accompa ny him but the clearing w a s ,

too far awa y ; be sides it w a s very ne c essar y that some o n e


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sho u ld s t a y to guard the house ; the father refused : we


s hall s e e i f he had not good reason to regret it .

H e had been away some hours a n d little Fortuna t o w a s ,

tra n qu illy s t re tc hed in the su n looking at t he blue moun ,


F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

Y our gun i s not loaded a n d there are no c ar t rid g es i n


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y o ur c a r i be r a .
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I have m y dagger .

But will you ru n as quick as I ?

H e made a bou n d a n d put hims el f o u t o f reach .


You are not the so n o f M ateo Falco n e Will y o u let me .


be arrested in front of y our house ?

The child seemed touched .


Q)

What will y o u give me i f I hide you ? he s aid c omin g ,

nearer .

The bandit rummaged in a leather po u ch that h u n g at ‘

h i s belt a n d took out a fiv e fra n c piece that he a d n o do u bt


h
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kept to bu y powder F o r t u n a t o smiled at the si gh t o f t he


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p iece of silv er ; he seized it and s aid to Gianetto


“ ”
Fear n othi n g .

I n sta n tl y he made a great hole in a ha y rick p la c ed near


the house Gianetto squatted do wn in it a n d the child
.
,

c overed him u p s o as to leave him a little air to breathe ,

a n d y et s o that it was im p ossible to suspect that a man w a s


co n ce a led in the hay H e bethought himself t o o o f a n
.

i n ge n io u s piece o f s a v age cun n i n g H e fetched a c at and .

her little o n es a n d established them o n the ha y rick to make


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b elie v e that it had not bee n stirred for some time The n .
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n oticing t races o f blood o n the p ath close t o the house he ,

co v ered them carefully with dust a n d that done l ay dow n , , ,

again in the sun with the utmost tra n qu illit y .

S ome mi n utes later s i x men i n brown u n iform with yello w


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c ollars comma n ded by an adj utant were before M ateo s


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door The ad j utant w a s dista ntly co nn ected with Falco n e


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( It i s well k n own that i n C orsica degrees of relationship are -

cou nted farther t han els ewhere ) His name w a s T i o d o ro .

Gamba : he was a ma n o f en ergy much feared by the ,

ba n dits ma ny o f whom he had already run down


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5 A a t i d g b el t
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M AT EO FA L C ONE 1 49

Good day little cousi n said he accosti n g Fortun ato


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.

How y ou hav e grown ! Did y ou s e e a man p ass b y j ust '


now ?

Oh , I am not y et as big as y o u cousin the child , ,

a n swered with a simple air .


That will come B u t tell me ha v en t y ou see n a man
.
,


go b y ?

Ha v e I seen a man go b y ?

Yes ; a ma n with a poi nted cap and a waistcoat worked ,



in red a n d y ellow ?

A ma n with a poi n ted cap and a waistcoat worked i n ,

r ed a n d y ellow ?

Y es ; a n swer qu ickl y a n d d o n ot repeat my questio n s


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.

This mor ni n g M on sieur the C u ré we nt past o u r door o n


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his horse Piero H e asked me how papa w a s an d I told


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him

Ah y ou y o u n g scamp y ou are play i n g the fool ! T ell
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m e at o n ce w h ileh way Gia n etto went ; he IS t he ma n w e


are after an d I am sure he took this path
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.

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Who kn o ws ?

Who kn ows ? I kn ow y o u hav e seen him .

D oes on e then s e e passersb y whe n o n e Is asleep ?

R ogu e y ou were n ot asleep ; the gu n shots woke you


,

S o y ou thi nk co u si n that y our carbi n es make s o much


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noise ? M y father s rifle makes mu ch mor e

.


M a y the de v il take y ou cursed scamp that y ou are ! ,

I am ver y s u re y ou hav e see n Gian etto P erhaps y o u have .

ev e n hidde n him C om e mates i n t o the hou se with y o u


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a n d s ee i f o u r man i s n ot ther e H e was o nly goi n g o n .

o n e foot a n d he has too mu ch sen se the rascal to tr y an d


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reach the m aqui s limpi n g B esides the traces of blood stop


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here .


An d what will papa s ay ? asked F o r t un a t o chuckli n g ; ,
1 50 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

wha t wi ll he say when he hears tha t hi s hous e w a s en t e r e d


while he was out ?

R o gue ! s aid A dj ut ant G amba t akin g hi m by t h e ear , ,

do you k now t hat i f I li k e I c an m ake you c han g e your


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tune ? P erha p s i f I gi ve y ou a s c ore o f blows wi t h the flat


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o f t he sword o u wi ll s p ea k a t last

y
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A nd F o rt u n at o wen t on c hu c klin g .

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M y fa t he r is M a t e o F al c one he s a i d wi t h em p h as i s
,
a
.

D o you k now l i tt le s c am p t ha t I c an t a k e y o u o ff t o
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C or t e o r t o B as t ia ? I w i ll p u t y o u t o slee p i n a c ell o n ,

s t raw with i r on s on your fee t and I will have you r head


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c ut off unless y ou s ay where i s G i anett o S an p i gr o .

T he c hild broke int o a lau gh a t t hi s r idi c ulous t h r eat .

H e s aid a g ain :

M y father is M at eo F al c one .

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Adj utant said one o f t he volt ig e u rs under his b r eat h
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do not le t us get into trouble w ith M a t eo .

It was c lear t h at Gamba w a s embarrassed H e s p oke i n .

a l o w voi c e t o his men w h o had already g one throu gh t h e


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house I t w a s n ot a lon g business for a C orsi c an s c ott a g e


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i s made u p o f a single square room T he furni ture c onsis t s .

of a t ab le ben c hes c hes t s household u t ensils and t h e


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wea p ons o f t he c hase M eanwhile li ttle F o rt u n a t o s t roked


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his c at and seemed t o fi nd a m ali c i ous enj oymen t i n t he


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d i s c o m fit u r e o f t he vo lt ig e u r s and his c ousin .

A soldier c ame u p to t he ha y r i ck He s a w t he c a t and .


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c areles sly stuck a bayone t i n t he hay shru ggi n g his shoul ,

ders as i f he f e lt he were t akin g a r idi c ulous p re c au tion


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.

N othin g s tirred ; and t he c h ild s fa c e di d no t b e tr ay t he


sl i ght es t emo t i on .

The adj u t ant and his men c u r sed t he i r lu ck ; they were


already looking s eriousl y towards t he pla i n as i f read y to ,

g o ba c k when c e t hey had c ome when their leader c on v inced


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.6 T h e l i g h t i n fa n t ry em p l o y ed a s c o un t y p o l i c e r .
1 52 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I E S

W ell wo uld y o u lik e t h e wa tc h l itt le c ousin ?


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Fo r tunat o ogling the watch o u t o f the c orners o f hi s ey es


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was like a c a t t o who m on e o ff ers a whole c hi ck en The c a t .

dares n o t p u t a c la w on i t f e eli n g t ha t o n e is lau gh i n g a t


,

him and tu r ns a way his eyes f r o m ti me t o ti me s o as n o t to


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su cc u m b t o the t em pt a t ion ; bu t he li c ks his li p s c on tinually ,


“ ”
and s eems t o say t o h i s mas t er What a c ruel j o k e t his is !
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And yet Adj u t ant Ga m ba see m ed t o be maki ng a real offe r


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o f t he wa tc h F o rt u n at o di d not p u t ou t his hand but said


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with a bi t te r s m ile

Why are y o u lau ghin g at m e ?

By G od ! I am n ot lau ghing Only t ell me whe r e i s .

G ianet t o and t he wat c h i s yours


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F o r t u n a t o allowed an i n cr edulous smile to escape hi m ;


and fix i n g his bla ck eyes on those o f t he adj u t ant tr i ed t o
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read i n t hem t he good faith he sou ght fo r in the word s .

“ “
M ay I l ose my e p aule tt es c ried t he adj ut ant i f I d o
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no t give you t he wat c h on t ha t c ondi t i on ! M y fellows a re


witnes ses a n d I c anno t u n s ay i t
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1

As he s p oke he brou gh t t he watc h nea r e r and n earer till


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i t almos t t ou c hed t he p ale c hee k of t he c hild whose fa c e ,

S howed c learly how c ove t ousness and t he respe c t due t o hos

p i t a l i t y were c ontendin g in his soul His bare breas t hea v ed .

c onvulsively and he s eemed almos t c ho kin g M eanwhile the


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wat c h swung and t wisted a n d s ometimes t ou c hed the tip o f


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his nose A t las t little by little his ri gh t hand r ose towards


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t he watch ; he t ou c hed i t with t he ti p o f his fin g ers ; its whole


wei gh t was in his hand wi thou t t he adj utant howeve r le t
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t ing go the end of the c ha i n the face w a s blue t he


e ase newly burnished i t s eemed all o n fire i n t he sun .

The t em pt at ion was t o o s t ron g .

Fort unato li fted his left hand also and i ndi c at ed wi t h his ,

t humb over his S houlder the hayri c k on which he lean t


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The .

adj utant instant ly understood H e dro pp ed the end o f t he .


M AT EO FA L C ONE 1 53

chai n Fortunato felt himself sole possessor of the wat c h


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He leapt with the agility of a deer an d put ten paces ,

betwee n himself a n d the hay rick that the volt z geurs imme

d i a t ely s et to work to bri n g down .

It was not lo n g before they s a w the h ay s t i r ; a bleeding '

man came o ut o f it with a dagger i n his hand ; but when he


, ,

tried to get o n hi s feet his c o n gealed wound preve nted him


,

from sta n di n g upright He fell T h e ad j ut ant flun g hi m


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self upo n him a n d wrested awa y his p o n iard Immedi ately


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he was stro n gly boun d i n S pite of his resistan c e


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Gia n etto laid o n the gro u n d and tied up like a bun dle o f
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sticks t u r n ed his head towards F o rt un at o who had c o m e u p


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again .


S on o f he said with more scorn than anger , .

The child threw him the p iece of sil v er he had had fr om


him feeli n g that he n o lo n ger deser v ed it ; but the proscribed
,

man did n ot seem to notice the action He said v ery tra n .

quilly to the adj ut ant



M y dear Gamba I ca nn ot walk ; y ou wi ll ha v e to carry
,

me to the town .


Y o u were runn ing j u st n ow qu icker tha n a y ou n g goat , ,

retorted the cruel v i c tor ; but be eas y : I am so glad to ha v e


got y ou I would c arr y y ou a league o n m y back without feel
,

i n g the weight Any how comrade we will make y ou a litter


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w ith bra n ches a n d y our c loak and we shall fi n d horses a t the


,

farm of C r e s p oli .

“ ”
Good said the prisoner ; y ou will p ut a li t tle straw on
,

the tter wo n t you to make me more comfortable
li ,

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While the o o lt z g e u r s were bus y some in making a sort o f


stretcher with bra n ches of a c hestnut tree others i n dressi n g -


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G i a n et t o s wound Mateo Falco n e a n d hi s w ife appeared


s u ddenl y at the be n d of a path that led to the m aqu z s The


woman w a s i n fro nt ben di n g hea v ily under the weight of a


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huge sack o f chest nuts while her hu sban d stru tted alon g
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1 54 F REN CH S H OR T S T OR I ES

c arr y ing nothing but a g un in his ha n d and a n other slung o n ,

his back It is be n eath the dign ity o f a ma n to c arr y an y


.

other burden than his wea p ons .

M ateo s first thought o n seein g t he soldiers w a s that t hey



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had come t o arrest him B ut why this idea ? H ad M ateo .

then some quarrel with the l a w ? N ot at all H e enj o y ed a .

“ ”
g ood reputation H e w a s well s p oken o f as the s a y ing is ;
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bu t he w a s a C orsica n a n d a mountaineer an d there are few ,

C orsican mou n taineers w h o i f the y look well into their ,

memories do n ot fi n d there s ome p ec c adillo a gu n shot o r a


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dagger blow o r other bagatelle M ateo had a clearer co n



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.

s c ie n ce than most ; fo r it was ten y ears since he had aimed


h i s g un at a m a n ; but he w a s p rudent nevertheless a n d got ,

ready to make a good defens e if need be ,


.

“ ”
Wi fe s aid he to,
down your sack and be
, ,

r eady .

S he i nstantly obeyed H e g ave her th e gun from his .

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bandolier whi c h migh t have in c onve n ienced him H e .

cocked the o n e he had in his hand and advanced S lowl y ,

towards his house k ee p ing alon g the trees by the side o f t h e


,

path and read y at the slightest S ign o f hosti lity t o throw


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himself behind t h e bi ggest trunk when c e he would be able ,

to fire from c over His wife walked at his heels holdin g his
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spare gun and his c ar t ridge box I t is the business o f a good


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wi fe in case o f battle t o load her husb and s wea p ons



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The adj u t a n t o n the other side w a s c onsiderably t roubled


, ,

at s eeing M ateo ad v a n ce in this manner with measured ,

steps his g un ready a n d hi s fi n ger at the trigge r


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I f by chan c e he thou ght M ateo should be a r elation
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o f Giane t to o r a friend a n d should wi sh to defend him the


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bullets o f his t w o gun s will reach t w o o f us as sure as a ,

l etter by pos t and i f he S hould aim at me in s p ite of our


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relatio n ship t
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.8 A h uld b lt w i th
S o t idg l
er ps
e ca r r e oo .
1 56 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

tell his un c le the C orporal and he will send him a fine ,

p resent fo r his p ai n s A n d hi s name a n d yours shall b e


.

in the report t hat I s end to the P ubli c P rose c utor


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C urs e s a i d M ateo very l o w
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They h a d c o m e up t o t he soldiers Gianett o was already


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laid o n h i s litter ready to start When he s a w M ateo with


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Gamba he smiled an odd smile ; the n turnin g towards the ,

door o f the hous e he s p a t o n the threshold and said


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The house o f a t raitor .

On l y a man ready to die would have dared t o appl y t h e


n a me o f traitor to F al c one A g ood dagger thrust tha t .
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would leave no need o f a se c ond would have instantl y ,

avenged t he insult But M ateo s o n ly movement w a s to p ut


his ha n d t o his forehead like a stunned man .

F or t unato had gone i nt o the house o n seein g the arri v al


o f his father H e s oon reappeared with a bowl o f milk
.
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which he pres ented wi t h down c a s t eyes to Gian etto .

Keep o ff shouted the bandit with a voice o f thunder .

Then tur n i ng t o one of the o o lt zg e a rs :


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“ ’
L et s have a dri n k comrade he said , ,
.

The soldier p ut h i s flask in hi s hands a n d the b andi t ,

drank the water given him by a ma n with whom he had


j ust been exchangi n g gu n shots The n he asked that hi s .

hands should be fastened c rossed on his breast instead o f ,

t ied behi n d h i s ba ck .

I like s aid he to lie at m y ease


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.

They did their best to satis fy him ; then the adj utan t
“ ”
ga v e the si gnal for the start said g ood bye to M ateo w h o ,
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did not ans wer and went down at a smar t p a c e t owa r ds the
,

plain .

T en minu t es p assed before M a t eo o p ened his m outh Th e .

child looked uneasily n o w a t his mo t her and n o w at his


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fa ther w h o leanin g o n his g un c onsidered him wi t h an


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e x pression o f c o n centrated rage .


M AT EO FA L C ONE 1 57

Yo u be gin well said Mateo at last in a v oice calm b u t


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terri fy ing to those who kn ew the man .

“ ”
Father ! cried the child comi n g nearer with tears i n , ,

his e y es as i f to throw himself at his knees


,
.

But Mateo shouted at hi m


“ ”
Out of m y presen c e !
And the child stopped short and sobbed motionless a , , ,

few steps from his father .

Giuseppa came up S he had j u st n oticed the watch


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chai n o n e e n d of which hu ng o ut of F o rt un at o s sh irt


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Who gav e y ou that watch ? s h e asked ster n l y

M y co u si n the ad j u tant
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F a lc on e seized the watch a n d fli n gi n g it v iolentl y agains t


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a sto n e broke it in a thousa n d pieces


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.

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Woma n Said he is this child min e
, ,
?

The brown c h ec k s of Giuseppa became brick red .


What are y o u s ay i ng Mateo ? D o y o u kn ow to whom
/
,

y ou are speaking ?

Well thi s child is the firs t o f his ra c e to be a traitor
,
.

The sobs a n d chokes of Fortunato redoubled a n d F a lc o n e ,

kept his ly nx ey es alway s fixed upon him At last he struck .

the ground with the butt of his g un then threw it across his ,

sho u lder a n d took on ce more the path to the m aqui s shout


, ,

i n g to Fortu n ato to follow him The child obe y ed . .

Giuseppa ran after Mateo an d caught him b y the arm .


He is your so n s h e said in a trembli n g v oice fixi n g
, ,

her black ey es on her husband s as i f to read what was ’

passi n g in hi s soul .

“ ”
L ea v e me an swered M ateo ; I am h i s father
, .

Giuseppa kissed her so n a n d went weepi n g back i nto the


cottage S he thre w herself o n her knees before a n image
.

of the Virgi n and pray ed fer v e ntly M ea n while F al c o n e


,
.

walked some two hu ndred paces alo n g the path an d did ,

n ot stop until he we nt down into a small ravine He felt .


1 58 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

t he ea r th wi t h the b utt o f his gun and found i t sof t and ,

eas y t o dig The p la c e seemed sui t able to hi s p ur p ose


. .


F o r t u n a t o go u p t o that bi g ro c k
,
.

The c hi ld did as he w a s t old and then knelt , .


S ay your p rayers .

F at her my father d o n o t k ill me


, ,
.


S ay your p rayers ! re p eat ed M at eo in a t errible voi c e .

The c hild stammer i n g and sobbing re c i t ed the P a t e r and


, ,

t he C r ed o The fa t her res p onded Am en in a loud voi c e at the


.

end o f ea c h p ra y e r .

A re thos e all t he p rayers y o u k now


F ather I know t he Av e M a r i a too and t he lita ny m y
, ,

aun t t augh t m e .

It i s very lon g b u t never mind ,


.

The c hild finished t he li t any in a sti fl ed voi c e .

“ ”
H ave y o u done ?

O fa t her have mer c y ! for gi v e me !


,
I will not do i t
a g ain ! I will be g my c ousin t he C orporal e v er so hard that

Gianett o may be p ardoned !
H e was still S p eakin g ; M ateo had c o c ked his gun a n d ,

took aim s ayin g


,

M ay God for gi ve y ou !
T he c h i ld made a des p erate e ff or t t o get up a nd embra c e ,

h i s fa t her s k nees ; but he h ad no t t he t ime



M ateo fired .
,

and F or tunato f ell s t one dead -


.

Without t hrowin g a glan c e a t t he c orpse M ateo t ook the ,

p ath t o his house t o g et a s p ade for the diggi n g of his


,

son s g rave H e had o n ly go n e a fe w y ards when he met



.

Giuseppa r unnin g alarmed by the gunshot


, ,
.


What have you done ? s h e c ried .


Justi c e .

Where i s he ?

In t he r a vine I a m g oin g t o b ury h im. H e die d a .

C hristian ; I will ha v e a mass sun g for him L e t them tell .


m y s o n i n l a w T i o d o r e Bi an chi to com e and li v e wi t h us
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, .
1 60 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

M usset s gen i us c ared little fo r t i me o r p la c e H e i s



.

e qually fas c inatin g whe t her his s c ene is l aid in remo t e times
o r in the P a r is o f his o w n day C r o i s i lle s sele ct ed
.

f o r this v olume i s a s to ry o f H avre dur i n g t he reign o f


,

L o ui s ! V

C R O I S I LLE S !

By A L FR E D DE MUS S E T

AT TH E

r ei gn o f L ou i s ! V a youn g m an
begi nni ng of t he ,

named C roisilles s on o f a golds m i th was re t urn i n g fro m


, ,

P aris t o H av r e his na ti ve town H e had been i ntrus t ed


,
.

by hi s fathe r wi t h the tr ansa ct i on o f so m e business and hi s ,

tri p t o t he g rea t c i ty havin g t urned o ut sa tis fa ct orily t h e ,

j y
o o f br i n g in g g ood news c aused h i m t o wal k t he six t y

l eagues more g a i ly and br i s kly t han was h i s won t ; fo r ,

t hough he had a rather lar g e sum o f m oney i n his p o ck et ,

he traveled o n f oo t f o r p leasur e H e was a g ood t empered .


-

fellow and no t wi t hout wi t bu t s o very t hou ghtles s and


, ,

fl i gh t y t ha t p eo p le loo k ed u p on him as b e i n g rather wea k


minded His doublet bu tt oned a wry his p eriwig fl yin g t o
.
,

the w i nd his hat under h i s arm he followed the bank s o f


, ,

t he S eine a t times finding enj oymen t i n his o wn t h o u ght s


,

and again indulgin g in sna t ches o f song ; u p at daybreak ,

supp i ng a t wayside inns a n d alwa y s charmed wi th this s t roll


,

o f his t hrou g h o n e o f the mos t beauti ful re gions o f F ran c e .

Plundering the a p ple t rees o f N ormandy on his w ay he


-
,

p uzzled his brain to find rhymes ( for all these r a ttle p ates
are more o r les s p oet s ) and tried hard t o turn o ut a mad
,

r igal for a Ce rt ain f a ir damsel o f h1 s native place S he was .

no less t han a daughter o f a fermier général M ade m oiselle -


,

Godean t he p ea r l o f Havre a r i c h hei r e s s and much


, , ,

C o py ri gh t 1 88 8 by B rent a n s

, ,
o .
C RO I S I LLES 1 61

courted C roisilles was n ot received at M G o d e a u s other


. .

wise than in a c asual sort of wa y that is to sa y he had , ,

sometimes himself taken there arti cles o f j e w elry purchased


at his father s M G o d eau whose somewhat vu lgar s u r

. .
,

name ill fit t ed his imm ense fortune avenged himself b y hi s


-
,

arrogan c e for the stigma o f his birth an d sho wed himsel f ,

o n all o c casions enormously a n d pitilessly r i c h He cer .

t ai n ly w a s n ot t he man t o allow the s o no f a goldsmith t o


e nter his drawing room ; but a s Mademoiselle G o d ea u had
-
,

the mo s t beautiful e y es in th e world and C roisilles was n o t ,

i ll favored ; and as nothi n g c an pre v e n t a fi n e fellow fr o m


-

fallin g in lo v e with a p retty girl C roisilles adored Madem ,

oiselle Godean wh o did n ot seem vexed thereat Thus w a s


, .

he thi nk i ng o f her as he tu rned his s t eps toward Havre ;


a n d as he had never reflected seriousl y upon any thi n g ih
, ,

stead o f thinki n g o f the invincible obstacles which separated


him from h i s lad y love he busied himself only with fi n din g a
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,

rhy me fo r the C h ristian name s h e bore M ademoisell e .

Godean was called Julie, a n d the rhy me was found easil y


e n ough S o C roisilles havi n g rea c hed H o n fl eu r embarked
.
, ,

wi th a satisfied heart his mone y a n d his madrigal i n his


,

pocket and as soon as he j ump ed a s h o r e r an t o the p aternal


,

house .

He found the shop closed and kno cked again and again , ,

n o t w i thout astoni shment and apprehension for it was n ot a ,

holida y ; but nobod y c ame He called his father but in v ai n


.
,
.

H e went t o a neighbor s to ask what had happened ; instead


o f repl y ing the neighbor turned awa y as though not wishi n g


, ,
.

t o re c ognize him C roisi lles re p eated hi s questions ; he


.

lear n ed that his f athe r his a fl ai r s h a vi n g long been in an


,

embarrassed c o n dition had j ust bec o me bankrupt an d h a d


, ,

fled t o Amer i ca aba n do ning t o his c reditors all that he


,

poss e ssed ;
N o t realizing as y et the exte n t o f his mis fo rt u n e C roisi lle s ,
1 62 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

felt o v erwhelmed b y t he thought that he mi ght never again


,

s ee his father I t see m ed t o him in c redible t hat he should be


.

thus sudde n ly abandoned ; he tried to f or c e a n ent ran c e i n to


t he s t ore ; but w a s given t o understa n d that the official seals


had bee n affixed ; s o he s at down o n a sto n e a nd giving wa y ,

to hi s grief began to weep piteo u sl y deaf t o t he c onsolations


, ,

o f those arou n d him n e v er ceasi n g to call his father s name


, ,

thou g h he k n ew him t o be already far a w a y fi A t last he rose o


,

ashamed at seeing a c rowd about him a n d i n the most p ro , ,

found despair t urned his steps towards the harbor


, .

On reachi n g the pier he walked straigh t before him li k e


,

a man i n a tra n ce who k nows neither where he is goin g nor


, ,

what i s to be c ome o f him H e s a w hims elf i rretrie v ably los t


.
,

p osses si n g no longer a shelter no means o f rescue and o f , ,

course n o lo n ger any friends Alone wanderi ng on the sea


,
.
,

shore he felt tempted to drown himself t hen and there


, , .

Jus t at the momen t when yieldi n g to t his thought he w a s , ,

advancing t o the ed g e o f a high c liff an o ld s e rv a n t name d ‘

J ean w
,

,
h o had s erv e d his family for a numbe r o f years ,

a rrived on the scene .

“ ”
Ah ! m y poor J e an ! he ex c laimed y ou know all t hat has ,

h a p pe n ed since I went awa y I s it poss ible t hat my father .

could lea v e us without war n i n g withou t farewell ?


,
“ ”
H e is gone a n swered J ean but indeed no t wi t hou t
, ,

s a y ing good bye t o you


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.

At t he s ame t i me he drew from his p o ck e t a le tter which ,

h e gave to his you n g m a ster C roisilles re c ognized the hand


.

writi n g o f his father a n d before o p en l n g the let t er kissed i t


, , ,

rapturousl y ; but i t contained o n ly a fe w words I n stead o f .

feeli n g h i s t rouble softe n ed it seemed t o t he youn g m a n s till


,

harder t o bear Honorable until then and k nown as su c h


.
, ,

t he old gentleman rui n ed by an unforeseen disaster ( the


,

bankruptc y o f a partner ) had lef t for his son nothin g but a


,

f ew c ommo n place words o f co n solation and no ho p e ex c e p t , , ,


1 64 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

ho w long would i t take e m


re p air t his disaster M uch
to ?

lo n ger A nd will he be living then C ertai n l y no t ; he w ill


.
?

die over t here and I c anno t even g o and find him I c an j oin
,

him only by dyin g .

Utterl y distressed as C ro i s i lles was he p ossessed much ,

re l igio u s feeling Although his despondenc y made him wish


.

for death he hesitated t o take his li f e At t he first words of


,
.

t his i n terview he had t ak en hold o f o ld J e a n s arm a n d thus


,

both ret ur n ed to t he t o wn W hen they had ent e r ed t h e.


streets and the s ea was no lo n ger s o near :


“ ” “
I t seems to me s i r said J ean that a g ood m an has a
, , ,

righ t to l i ve and tha t a mi s fortu n e p roves nothin g S ince .

your father has no t killed himself thank G o d h o w can y o u , ,

think o f dying ? S in c e t here is no dishonor i n his c ase and ,

all the t own knows i t is so what w ould they think o f you ?


,

Tha t you felt unable t o endure poverty It would be neither .

bra v e nor C hris t ian ; for at the ver y wors t what is there t o
, ,

frighten you ? There are p le n ty o f p eople born p oor and ,

w ho ha v e never had either mother or fa t her to help them on .

I know that w e are not all alike but a fter all nothing is , , ,

impossible t o God What would you d o i n such a c ase


.
?

Y our father w a s n o t born rich far from i t , meaning no—


,

O ffense a n d that is perhaps what consoles him n o w I f



.

y ou had bee n he r e this last mo n th it would ha v e gi v e n you


, ,

co u rage Yes s i r a man may be rui n ed nobody IS secure


.
, , ,

from b an kruptc y ; but y our father I make bold to sa y ha s , ,

bor n e himself through it all like a ma n though he did leave


, , ,

us s hastily B ut what could he do


o .
? It is not every day
that a vessel starts for America I accompa n ied him to t h e .

wharf a n d i f y ou had s ee n h o w s ad he W as H o w he charged


,

me t o t ak e c a r e of you ; to se n d him ne w s from you Si r -


.

i t i s a right poor idea y ou have that throwi n g the helve ,

a fter the hatchet E ver y one has his time of trial i n this
.

wor ld a n d I was a soldier before I w a s a s ervant I suf


,
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C RO I S I LLES 1 65

f er ed severel y at the time but I was y oung ; I was of y ou r ,

a g e s i r a n d it Seemed to me that P ro v ide n ce co u ld n ot ha v e


, ,

s p oke n H i s last word to a y o u n g ma n of twe n ty fiv e Why -


.

do y o u wish to prev ent the ki n d God from repairi n g the e v i l


t hat has befalle n y o u ? Gi v e Him ti me a n d all wi ll c o m c

right I f I might a d v ise y o u I would say j u st wait two


.
, ,

o r three y ears an d I will an swer for it y o u will come o ut


, ,

all right It i s alway s eas y to go out of thi s world Wh y


. .

will yo u seize a n un lucky moment ?

While Jean was thus exerti n g himself to pers u ade h i s


master the latter walked in silen ce a n d as those who suffer
, , ,

oft en do w a s looki n g this way a n d t hat a s thou gh seeki n g fo r


,

somethin g which might bi n d him to life As ch a n ce wo u ld .

ha v e it at this j u n ctu re Mademoiselle Godean the daughter


, , ,


of the fermier gén éral happen ed to pass w ith her go v er n ess
, .

The man sio n i n which she li v ed was not far dista n t ; C rois
i lles s a w her en ter it This meeti n g prod u ced o n him mor e
.

e ff ec t tha n all the reason in gs i n the world I ha v e said that .

he was rather erratic a n d n earl y alwa y s y ielded t o the first


,

impulse Without hesitati n g a n i n sta n t an d without ex


.
,

planatio n he s u dden ly left the arm of his old ser v ant an d


, ,

crossi ng the street kn ocked at Mo n sieu r G o d e a u s door


,

.

II
W H E N we tr y to picture to o u rselv es n owaday s what w a s , ,

called a fi n an cier i n times go n e b y we i nv ariably imagi n e ,

e n or m ou s c o rp u len ce Short legs a giga ntic wig a n d a broad


, , ,

face with a triple chi n an d it is n ot withou t reaso n that



,

we ha v e become accust omed to form such a picture o f s u ch a


perso n age E v er y on e kn ows to what gre at abuses the ro y al
.

t a x f a r mi n g led a n d it seems as thou gh there were a law o f


'

n atu re whi ch ren ders fatter than the rest of mankin d those
who fatten not onl y upo n their own lazi n ess but also u pon
, ,

the work of others .


1 66 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

M ons i eur G o d ea u among fin a n c Ie r s was on e o f the most


, ,

c lassi c al t o be found that is t o s a y o n e o f the fatt est At



, , .

t he present tim e he had t he gout whi c h w a s nearly as fash ,

i o n a bl e i n his day as t he nervous heada c he is i n ours .

S tretched upon a loun ge his eyes half c losed he was c o d ,


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,

d li ng himself in the c oziest cor n er o f a dainty b oudoir The .

p anel mirrors whi c h surrounded him maj esticall y duplicated



,

o n ever y side his enormous p erson ; bags filled wi th ld


g o c o v

ered the table ; around him the furniture the wains c ot th e , , ,

doors the locks the mantel p ie c e the c eiling were gilded ; so


, ,
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,

was his coat I d o not know but tha t his brain was gilded
.

too H e w a s c al c ulating t he issue o f a little business affair


.

which could n o t fail t o bring him a few thousa n d louis ; 3

and was even deigning t o smile over i t to himself when


C roisilles was a n nou n ce d The young man entered with an .

humble but resolute air and with e v ery outward manifesta


, ,

t ion o f that i n ward tu m ult with which we find no diffic ulty


in crediti n g a man who is longi n g to dr own himself M on .

sieur G o d e a u w a s a little surprised a t t his unexpe c ted visit ;


t hen he thought his daughter had been bu y i ng some tri fl e ,

a n d w a s co n firmed in t hat tho u ght by seei n g her ap p ear

a lmost at the s ame t ime with the y oung man H e made a .

S ign t o C roisilles not to s i t down bu t to speak The y oung .

lady s eated hers elf o n a sofa a n d C roisilles remaining , ,

s t andi n g expressed himself in these te rms


,

S ir m y father has failed The ban kru ptc y o f a p artner
,
.

h a s forced him t o sus p e n d his p a y ments and unable to w i t ,

nes s his o w n shame he has fled to Ameri c a a fter having paid


, ,

h 1 s last s o u 4
to his c reditors I w a s absent when all this .
\

ha p p e n ed ; I have j ust come back and have known o f these


events o n ly t w o hours I am absolutely withou t resources
.
,

a n d d et e r m m e d to die It i s ver y p robable that o n leav i n g


.
,

A g ld
o coi n wo t hr
4 . O ne cen t .
1 68 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

C roisilles , M ons i eur G o d e au c oughed rose then dro pp ed , ,

a gain u p on the c ushions and try i ng t o assume a p at ernal , ,

a i r delivered himself t o the following e ff e c t :


, ,

“ “
M y b o y said he I am willing t o believe t ha t y ou are
, ,

n o t p o ki n g fun at me ,bu t you have r eally los t your head I .

n o t only ex c use t his p roceeding but I c o n sent n o t t o p unish ,

f r it I am sorry t hat your p oor devil f a father has


y o u \
o . o

b e c ome bank rupt and has skip p ed I t is indeed very s a d .


,

a n d I quite u n derstand t ha t su c h a mi s f o rtune S hould a ff e ct


your brain B esides I w i sh t o d o somethin g fo r y o u ; so
.
,

t ake thi s stool and s i t down the re .


It is useles s sir answered C roisilles ,
I f y ou refuse
, .

me as I see y o u do I have nothi n g le ft but t o take my lea v e


, ,
.


I wish y ou every good fortune .


And where are y ou going ?

T o write to m y father and s a y g ood bye t o h im


— .

E h ! t he de v il ! Any o n e would swe a r you were speaking


the truth I ll be damned i f I don t think you are going t o
.
’ ’

drow n y ourself .


Yes s i r ; at least I think s o i f my courage does no t for
, ,

s ake me .


That s a brigh t idea ! Fie on you ! How can y ou be su c h


a fool ? S it dow n s i r I tell you a n d li ste n to me, , ,
.

M onsieur G o d e a u had j ust made a very wise reflection ,

w hich w a s that i t is ne v er agreeable t o h a ve it said that a


ma n whoever he may be threw himself i nt o t he wat er o n
, ,

lea v ing y our house H e therefore c oughed o n ce more t ook .


,

his snu ff box c as t a careless glan c e upon his s h i r t fri ll a n d


-
, ,

continued :

It is eviden t t hat you are no t hin g b u t a S Im p l et o n a fool , ,

a regular bab y Y ou do not know wha t you are s ayin g You


. .

a r e ruined t hat s what has happe n ed to you But my de a r



.
, ,

friend all that i s not e n ough ; one must reflect upon the
,

t hi n gs of this world I f you came to a s k me well g ood



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C RO I S I LLES 1 69

ad v i c e fo r —
ins t an c e , I mi ght gi
ve it t o y ou ; but what is i t
,

you are after You are i n lo v e with my daughter


? ?

Yes s i r an d I repeat to y o u that I am far from suppos


, , ,

i n g that y o u ca n gi v e her to me i n marriage ; bu t as th e re i s


nothi n g in the world but that which could pre v e n t me from ,

dyi n g if y o u believ e in God as I do n ot doubt y ou do y ou


, , ,

wi ll un derstan d the reason that bri n gs me here .


Whether I belie v e in God o r not is no bu s i n ess of y o u rs ,
.

I do not inten d to be questio n ed Answ er me first : wher e .


ha v e y ou see n m y daughter ?

In my father s shop an d i n this hou se when I brou ght


, ,

j ewelr y for M ademoiselle Julie .


Who told y ou her name was Ju lie What are we comin g
?

to gr eat hea v en s ! But be her name Juli e or Ja v o t t e do y ou


, ,

know what i s wanted i n a ny o n e w h o aspires to the ha n d o f


the daughter o f a fermi er g é n er a l ?

-

N o I am completely ign oran t of i t unless it is to be a s


, ,
-

rich as s h e .


S omethi n g more is necessar y my boy ; y o u mu st ha v e a

,

n ame .


Well ! my n ame is C roisilles .

Your n ame i s C roisilles poor wretch ! D o y o u call th a t a


,

n ame ?

Upon my soul an d conscien ce s i r it seems t o me to be as , ,

good a name as Godean .


Y o u are v er y imperti n e nt s i r a n d y o u shall rue it
, ,
.

I n deed S ir d o n ot be a n gry ; I had n ot the least idea o f


, ,

o ffen di n g y ou I f y ou s ee in wh at I said a ny t h i n g t o wo u n d
;
'

y ou a n d wish to punish me for it there is no need to get


, ,

a ngry Hav e I not told y ou that on l ea v m g here I am going


.


straight t o drown my self ?
Although M G o d e au had promised hi mself t o send C rois
illes away a s gentl y as possible in order t o avoid all scandal , ,

hi s prude n ce c ould not resist the vexation o f his wounded


1 70 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

p ri de T he i nt erview t o whi c h he had to res i gn himself was


.

m onst r ous enou gh in i t self ; it may be i ma gined then what ,

he fel t at hearin g hi m self s p oken t o in su c h t erms .


L is t en he s aid almost beside himself a nd determined
, , ,

t o c los e the matt er a t a n y c os t Y o u are n o t such a fool tha t
.

y o u c annot u n derstand a word o f c ommon s ense A re you .

ri c h ? No Are y o u noble
.
? S till less s o What is this .

frenzy t hat brings you here ? Y ou co m e to worr y me ; you


think you are doing something c lever ; you k n ow p erfectly
well that it i s useles s ; you wish t o make me respo n sible for
y our death H ave you a n y right to complain o f me D o I
.


?

o w e a s o u t o your father ? I s it my fault that you have c ome


t o this ? M o n D ieu ! Whe n a ma n is goin g to drow n himself ,

he keeps qui e t abou t i t



Tha t i s what I am g oing to do now I am your very .


humble servan t .


On e momen t ! I t shall not be said tha t you had re c ourse
t o me in v ain There my bo y here a r e three louis d or ; go
.
, ,

a n d ha v e dinner i n the kitchen a n d let me hear no more


,

a bout y ou .


M u c h obli g ed ; I am n ot hu n gry and I have no use for ,

y our money .

S o C roisilles left the room a n d the financier having set


, ,

his c onscie nc e at rest by the offer he had j ust made s ettled ,

himself more c omfor t ably in his c ha i r and resumed his ,

meditat ions .

M ademoiselle G o d e au durin g this t i me was no t s o far


, ,

away as O n e m i gh t suppose ; s h e had it i s t rue withdrawn , ,

in obedience to her father ; bu t instead o f going to her room , ,

s h e had remai n ed liste n ing behind the door I f the ext r av .

a n c e of C roisilles s eemed incredible to her s t ill she found


a
g ,

not hing to o ff end her i n i t ; for love sin c e the world has
'

existed has never p a ssed as an insult On t he other hand


,
.
,

a s i t w a s no t p os sible t o doub t the des p air of t he youn g m an ,


1 72 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

an hour not knowi ng what had be c ome of you and I ho p e


, , ,

m y dear master that y ou will n o w be wise enou gh to take a


,

r easonable cours e .


What course do you wish me to take ?

S ell this hous e s i r it is all y our fortune It will bring you


, , .

a bou t thirty t hous a n d fra n cs With th at at any ra t e y ou wi ll


.

not die o f hu n ger ; a n d what is t o p revent you from bu y ing a


little stock i n trade and star tin g business for yourself Y ou
,
?

w oul d surely p rosper .


We shall s e e about th i s answered C rois i lles as he hu r
, ,

r ied t o the street where his home was H e was eager to s e e .

t h e paternal roof again Bu t when he arr i ved t here s o sad


.

a spectacle met h i s g aze t hat he had scarcely the c ourag e to


,

e n ter The sho p w a s in utter disorder the rooms deserted


.
, ,

h i s father s alcove emp t y E verythin g p res ented to his ey es


t h e wretchedness of utter ruin N ot a chair remai n ed ; all


.

t h e drawers had been ransa c ked t he t ill broken open the , ,

c hes t taken awa y ; nothing had es c aped the greedy s earch o f


creditors a n d lawy ers ; who after ha v i ng pillaged the house
, ,

had go n e lea v ing the doors o p e n as though to testi fy t o all


, ,

passers by h o w neatly their w ork w a s done


-
.

“ ” “
This then ex c laimed C roisilles is all that remai n s
, , ,

a fter thirt y years of work a n d a respe c table l i fe


— and all ,

t hrough the failure t o have ready on a given day money , ,



enough to ho n or a signature imprude n tly gi v en !
While the y oung man walked up and down given over to
the s addest thoughts J ean s eemed very m u ch embarrassed
,
.

H e su pp osed tha t his master w a s wi t hout ready money and ,

that he migh t p erhaps not e v en have dined H e w a s there .

fore tr y i n g t o think o f some way to ques t ion him on the


subj e c t and to o ffer him in cas e o f need some p ar t o f his
, , ,

s avi n gs . After ha v ing tortured his mi n d for a quar t er o f


an h Ou r to tr y a n d hit upon some w ay o f leadi n g u p t o the
sub j ect he c o uld fi n d n othing better than t o come u p t o C rois
,
C RO I S I LLES 1 73

illes and ask him in a kindly v oi c e


, ,

S ir do y ou still like roast partridges
,
?

The poor man uttered this question in a to n e at o n ce so


comical a n d s o touchi n g that C roisilles i n spite of his s a d
, ,

n ess could not refrain from laughi n g


,
.

“ ”
An d why do y o u ask me that said he
? .


M y wife replied Jean is cooki n g me some for di nn er
, ,

s i r a n d if b y chan ce y ou still liked them i




,

C roisilles had completel y forgotten till now the mo n e y


whi ch h e was bri n gin g back t o hi s father Jean s proposal .

remin ded him that his pockets were full of gold .

“ ”
I thank y ou with all my heart s aid he t o the old man , ,

a n d I accept y our di nn er with pleas u re ; but if y o u are ,

anx ious about my fortu n e be reassured I hav e more


,
.

mon e y tha n I need to ha v e a good s u pper this even i n g which ,



y ou in y our tur n will share with me
, ,
.

S ay i ng this he laid u pon the mantel four well fille d -

purses which he e m
,

,
ptied each co n tai ni n g fifty lou is
,
.

Althou gh this s um does n ot belo n g to me he added I , ,

can h s e it for a day or two T o whom must I go to ha v e i t


.


forwarded to my father ?
“ ”
S ir replied Jean eagerl y
, ,
y our father especiall y
,

charged me to tell y o h that this mon ey belo n gs to y o u a n d , ,

if I did n ot speak of it before it was becau se I did n ot know


,
.

how y our a fl a i r s in P aris had tur n ed ou t Where he has .

go n e y o u r father will wan t for n othi n g ; he will lodge with


o n e of y o ur correspo n dents who wi ll recei v e him most gladl y ;
,

he has moreo v er take n wit h him e n ou gh for h i s immediate


n eeds for he was qu ite s u re of still leavi n g behind more than
,

was n ecessar y to pay all his j ust debts All that he has left .
,

s i r is y o u rs ; he sa y s so himself in his letter and I am espe


, ,

c1 all y charged to repeat it to y ou That gold is therefore .


, ,

legitimately y ou r property as this hou se i n whi ch we are


,

now I ca n repeat to y ou the ver y words y our fathe r said


.
1 74 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
‘ .

to me on embarkin g : M ay my s o n for g ive me fo r leaving


him ; may he remember that I am still in the world only t o
lo ve him and let him use what r em aIn s a fter my d ebts are
,

p aid as though it were his inherit an c e Those s i r are his .
, ,

o w n expressions ; s o p u t this ba c k in your p o ck e t and sinc e , ,

y o u accept my dinner p ra y let us g o


,
home .

The honest j oy whi c h shone i n J ean s eyes l ef t no doub t ,

i n the mind o f C r di s i ll e s The words of his fa t her had m oved


.

h i m t o such a p oint that he c ould not r estrain his t ears ; o n


t he other hand a t su c h a m oment four t housand fran c s we r e
, ,

n o bagatelle As t o t he house i t w a s no t an available r é


.
,

source for o n e c ould realiz e o n it o nly by s ellin g i t and t ha t


, ,

was both d i fli c ult and S low All t his howeve r c ould no t bu t .


, ,

make a c onsiderable c ha n ge in the si tuat ion the youn g man



found hims elf in ; s o h e felt suddenly moved shaken i n his
dismal resolu tion a n d s o to s p eak bot h s a d and at the same
, , , ,

t ime relieved o f much o f his dis t ress Aft er havin g cl o sed


,
.

t he shutters of the sho p he left the house with J ean and as


, ,

he on c e more cros sed the to wn c ould not hel p t hinkin g how ,

small a thing our a fl e c t i o n s are s i n c e they so m et i m es serve ,

t o make us find an unforeseen j oy i n t he fain t es t r ay o f ho p e .

I t was with this thought t ha t he s a t down t o dinne r beside


his old s ervant w h o did not f ail dur i n g t he re p as t t o mak e
, , ,

ever y e ff o rt to c heer him .

H eedles s people have a ha pp y f aul t T hey are easily c as t .

down but they have not even the t rouble t o c onsole t he m


,

s el v es s o cha n geable i s their mind It would be a m is t ake


,
.

to thi n k them on that accou nt i nsensible o r selfish ; on t he


, ,

c o n trary they p erhaps feel more k eenly t han others and are
but too pro n e t O blow their brai n s o u t in a m o men t o f des p air ;
but this moment on c e p assed i f they are still alive t hey mus t
, , ,

di n e the y must eat they must drink as usual ; only t o melt


, , ,

i n to tears agai n at bed time J oy and p ain do not glide over


,
-
.

t hem but pierce them through like arrows Kind ho t headed .


,
-
1 76 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

more than one r ese mblan c e t o love and there a r e even p eo p le ,

who t hink love t o be bu t a sor t o f p e r fume ; i t i s t ru e the .

fl owers whi c h exhale i t are t h e m os t b eauti f ul i n c reation .

While C roisilles ni u s ed t hus p ay i n g very li ttle attention ,

t o t he tra g edy t ha t was bein g a c ted at t he t ime M ademo i selle ,

G od ean hers elf a pp eared i n a b o x o pp o si t e .

The idea did not o ccur to t he youn g m an tha t i f she sho ul d ,

n o t i c e him s h e mi gh t think it very strange t o find the would


,

b e suicide there a fter what had trans p ired in the mornin g .

H e o n the c ontrary bent all his e ff or t s towards g ettin g


, ,

n earer t o her ; bu t he c ould no t su cc eed A fift h rate a ctress


— .

from P aris had come t o p lay M é r o p ef and t he c rowd was s o ’

de n s e t hat one c ould not move F or la c k o f anythin g better .


,

C roisilles had to content himself wi th fixi ng his gaze upon his


lady love not liftin g his eyes from her for a moment H e
-
, .

n oticed tha t sh e s eemed p re occupied a n d moody a n d that-


,

S he spoke to every o n e with a sort of repugna n ce H er box .

was surrounded as ma y be magi n ed by all the fo p s of t he


,
i
,

n eighborhood each o f whom passed several t imes before her


,

in t he galler y to t all y unable to enter the box o f which her


, ,

father filled more than t hree fourths C roisilles n oticed fur -


.

t her that she w a s not usin g her opera glasses nor w a s s h e -


,

listening to the play H er elbows resti n g on the balustrade


.
,

h e r chin in her hand with her far away look she seemed in
,
-
, ,

a l l her sum p tuous a p parel like s ome statue o f Venus dis


,

guised en marquis e The displa y o f her dress a n d her hair


.
,

her rouge beneath which one could g uess her p al enes s all
, ,

the sple n dor o f her t oilet did bu t the more disti nc tly brin g
,

o u t the immobilit y of her c ou n tenan c e N e v er had C roisilles .

s een her s o beauti ful H a v i n g fou n d means between the acts


.
, ,

to esca p e from t he c rush he hurried off to look a t her from


,

t he passage leadi ng to her box a n d stra n ge to say s c arcely , , ,

had he reached it whe n M ademois elle G o d e a u who had not


, ,

.5 A p l a y by V o l t ai er .
C RO I S I LLES 1 71

for the last hour tu rned round S he started sli ghtly


,
.

noticed him an d o nl y cast a glan ce at him ; the n she


r m e r attit u de Whether t h at gla n ce expressed
.


e a s u r e o r lo v e ; whether it mea n t
,
What ,

or God be praised ! There y o u are li vi n g I ,


-

te n d to explai n Be that as it ma y ; at that glan ce


.

inwardly swore t o himself to die o r gain her lov e .

OF ALL the obstacles which hinder the smoot h c ourse of


t he greatest i s without do u bt what is called false
, ,

which i s i n deed a v er y pote n t obstacle .

C roisilles was no t troubled with this u n happ y faili n g ,

which both pride a nd timidit y combi n e to produce ; he was


n ot o n e o f those who for whole months hov er roun d the
, ,

woma n they lo v e li ke a cat roun d a caged bird As soo n as


, .

he had g1 v en u p th e idea o f drown i n g himself he thought ,

o n ly o f letti n g hi s dear Julie kn o w that he li v ed solely for


her But how coul d he tell her s o S hou ld he presen t him
.
?

self a seco n d time at the ma n sio n of the fermi er général it -


,

was but too certai n that M G o d e a u wo u ld ha v e him ej ected


. .

Julie whe n s h e happe n ed t o t a k e a walk n e v er we n t without


, ,

her maid ; it was therefore u seless to un dertake t o follow her .

To pass the n ights under the windows of o n e s belo v ed i s a ’

folly dear to lo v ers bu t i n the presen t case it would cer


, , ,

t a i n ly pro v e v ai n I said before that C roisilles was ver y


.

religiou s ; it the refore n ever e n tered his mi n d to seek t o meet


his lad y l ov e at chu rch As the best wa y thou gh the most
-
.
,

dan gerous is to write to people when o n e cann ot spe a k to


,

them 1 n perso n he decided o n the v ery n ext day to write to


,

the y ou n g lad y .

His letter possessed n aturall y neither order n or reason


, ,

.

It read somewhat a s follows


1 78 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES


M ademoiselle Tell m e exa ctly I b e g o f y o u what fo r
, , ,

t une o n e mus t p os ses s t o be able t o pr e t end t o you r hand I .

a m asking y o u a str an g e ques ti on ; bu t I love y o u so desper


a t ely tha t i t i s i mp ossib le fo r m e n o t t o as k it and y ou are
, ,

t he only p e r son i n t he w o r ld t o w ho m I c an a dd r ess i t I t .

s ee m ed t o m e las t eveni n g t ha t y o u looked a t me a t t h e p l ay


, , .

I had wished t o die ; would t o G o d I were Indeed dead i f I ,

am m istaken and i f t hat loo k w a s n o t meant fo r me Tell


, .

m e i f Fa t e c an be s o cr ue l as t o le t a m an de c eive hi m sel f i n
a manner a t on c e s o s a d and s o swee t I believe tha t you .

c ommanded me t o li ve Y ou are ri c h beauti ful I know i t


.
,
. .

Y our f ather 1 s ar r o g an t and m 1 s erly and y o u have a r i ght ,

t o be p roud ; but I love y o u, and the rest i s a dream Fix .

y our c harmin g e y es on me ; thin k o f w h a t l o v e c an do when I .


,

wh o su ff er s o cruell y w h o must s t and in fear o f every t hin g


, ,

f eel nevertheless an inexpressible j oy i n writi ng y ou this


, ,

m ad letter whi c h will p erhaps brin g down your anger up on


,

m e But t hi n k also m ademoiselle tha t you are a li t tle to


.
, ,

blame for this my folly ,


Why did you dro p that bouque t
.
?

Pu t yours elf for an i nstant i f p os sible in my p lace ; I dare , ,

t hink that you love me and I dare as k y ou t o tell m e so


,
.

For g ive m e I beseech you I would give my li fe s blood to ’


.
,

be sure o f not offendi ng y o u and t o s e e y o u listenin g to my ,

love w i t h t ha t an g el smile whi c h belongs only t o you .


What ever you may do you r ima g e re m a i ns mine ; you c an
,

r emove it onl y by teari ng out my hea rt As lon g as your look .

li ves in my remembran c e as lon g as t he bouquet keeps a ,

t ra c e o f its perfume a s lon g as a word wi ll t ell of love I will


, ,

c herish ho p e .

H av i n g s ealed his le tter C roisilles went ou t and walked ,

up and do wn t he s tr ee t op p osite the Gode a n m ans i on wai t in g ,

fo r a s erv a n t t o c o m e ou t C hance whi c h always serves mys


.
,

t e ri o u s loves whe n it can d o so withou t c o mp romisin g i t self


, ,
1 80 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

and i f any o n e a ttem pt ed to p ay c ourt t o h er she r es p onded ,

only by a l oo k a t on c e s o daz zl i n g and s o s er i ous as t o dis


c on c ert even the boldes t N eve r had a sally m a de her lau gh ;
. .

never had an ai r in an o p e r a a fl i ght o f t r a gedy moved he r ;


, ,

indeed neve r h ad her hear t g iven a S i gn o f li fe ; and 0 11


, ,

seein g her p as s in all the s p lendo r o f he r non c halant lov eli


ness o n e might have t aken her fo r a b eau ti ful so mna m bul i s t ,

walking t hrou g h the world as in a tr an c e .

S o mu c h i nd i fl er en c e and c oquetry did n o t see m easy t o


understand S ome s aid S he lo v ed no t hing others t hat she
.
,

loved nothing but herself A si n gle w . ord however s uffic e s , ,


to explain her c hara cter she w a s waitin g From the a ge o f .
,

fourteen s h e had heard i t c easele ssly repeated that nothing


w a s s o c harming as s h e S he w a s c onv i n c ed o f t his and th at
.
,

was why s h e p aid s o mu c h a tt ention t o dress In f a i li n g t o .

do honor t o her o w n person s h e would have t hou ght he r self


,

guilt y of s a c rilege S he walked in he r b e au ty s o t o s p eak


.
, , ,

like a c hild in its holiday dres s ; but she w a s ve r y f a r f ro m


thinki n g tha t he r beauty w a s to remain us eles s B eneath .

her apparent unconcern s h e had a will s ecret, i n fl ex i ble and , ,

t he more p o t ent the bett e r i t w a s c o nc ealed The c oquetr y .

o f ordinary wome n whi c h spends i t self in oglin g in si m per


, ,

Ing ,
and i n smili n g seemed to her a c hildish vain almost
, , ,

c on t em pt ible wa y o f fightin g wi t h shadows S he fel t h e rsel f


.

i n p os ses sion o f a treasure and s h e disdained t o st ake i t p ie c e


,

b y p ie c e ; s h e needed an adversar y Worthy o f he r s elf ; but t o o ,

a cc ustomed to see her wishes an t i c i pa t ed she did not s eek,

t hat advers ar y ; i t may even be sa i d t ha t s h e fel t asto n ished


a t his faili n g to p resen t himself F o r t he four o r five years
.

t ha t she had been o ut i n so c iety and had c ons c i entiously di s ~


p la y ed her fl owers,
he r furbelows and he r beauti ful
,
should
er s,
it s eemed t o her in c o nc ei v able tha t she h a d not yet i n
spired s o me great p assion H ad she said wha t was really
.

behind her thoughts sh e c ertainly would have replied t o her


,
C RO I S I LL ES 1 81

many flat t er ers : Well ! i f i t i s true that I am so beaut iful ,



why do y ou not blow y our brains out for me ? An an swer
which many other y oung girls might make and whi c h more ,

tha n on e who say s nothin g hides away in a c orner o f her


heart not far pe rhaps from the tip of her to n gue
,
.

What is there i n deed i n the world more ta ntalizi n g for a


, , ,

woman than to be y o u n g rIc h beautiful t o look at herself in


, , ,

her mirror a n d see herself char mi n gly dressed worthy i n ,

e v er y way t o please fu ll y dispo sed to allow herself to be


,

lo v ed and to hav e to say to herself : I am admired I am
, ,

p raised all the world thi nks me charmi n g but nobod y lo v es


, ,

me M y gown is b y the best maker my laces are superb my


.


, ,

coi ffu r e i s irreproachable m y fa c e the most beau tiful o n


,

earth my figure slen der m y foot prettil y tur n ed a n d all this


, , ,

helps me t o nothi n g but to go a n d y awn i n the corn er of some


drawin g room ! I f a y ou n g man speaks t o m e he tr e at s m e
-

a s a child ; if I am asked i n marriage it i s for my dowr y ; i f ,

so m ebod y presses m y hand i n a dan ce it is sure to be some ,

pro vi n ci al fop ; as soon as I appear a ny where I excite a ,

murmur o f admiratio n ; but nobod y speaks low in my ear a , ,

word that makes my heart beat I hear imperti n en t m e n .,

praisi n g me in loud tones a couple o f feet awa y a n d n ev er


, ,

a look o f humbly sincere adoration meets mi n e S till I hav e .

an arde nt so u l full of li fe and I am n ot b y a ny mea n s o nl y


, , ,

a pretty doll t o be shown about to be made to da n ce at a ball


, ,

to be dressed b y a maid in the mor n i n g a nd u n dressed at



n ight b egl nn m g the whole thi n g o v er again the next da y
— .

That is what Mademoiselle G o d e a u h a d ma ny times said ‘

t o herself ; a n d there were hours when that thought i n spired


her with so gloomy a feeli n g that s h e remai n ed mute a n d
almost motionless for a whole day When C roisilles wrote .

her s h e was in j ust such a fit o f ill humor S he had j ust


,
-
.

bee n taki n g her c hocolate an d was deep i n meditatio n ,

s t retched upon a loun ge when her maid entered an d handed


,
F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

her the letter with a my sterious air S he looked at the .

address and n o t re c ognizing the han dwriting fell a gain t o


, ,

musi ng The maid then s a w herself for c ed t o ex p lain wha t


.

it w a s whi c h s h e did with a rather discon c erted air no t


, ,

be i ng a t all su r e h o w the y o un g lady would t ake the matter .

M ade m oiselle G o d e a u listened without m o v1 ng t hen opened ,

the let t er and c ast only a glan c e at it ; s h e a t once asked for


,

a sheet o f p a p er and non c halantly wrote thes e f ew words


,

N o si r I assure y o u I am not proud I f y o u had onl y a
, ,
.

hundred thousa n d crowns I would willingly marry yo u


, .

S uch was the repl y which the maid at once took t o C rois
illes wh o gave her a n other louis for her trouble
,
.

V
A H U N D R E D T H O U S A N D C R O W NS are not found In a don
k ey s hoof p ri n t a n d i f C roisilles had bee n suspicious he

-
,

mi gh t ha v e though t in readi n g M ademo i selle G o d e a u s letter ’

t hat she was e ither c razy or laughin g at him He thou gh t .

ne i t her for he only s a w i n it that his darling Julie loved


,

hi m and that he must ha v e a h u n dred thousa n d crowns and


, ,

he dreamed fro m t ha t moment o f nothin g bu t t ryin g t o se c ure


them .

H e p ossess ed t w o hundred louis i n c ash p lus a house ,

which as I ha v e s aid might be worth about thirty thous and


, ,

fra n cs What was t o be do n e


.
? H o w w a s he to go about
t r a n s fig u r i n g these thirty four t housand francs at a j um p
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, ,

into t hree hu n dred t housa n d The first idea whi c h came .

into t he mind of t he young man w a s t o find some w ay o f


stakin g his whole fortu n e on the tos s u p o f a coin but for -
,

t hat he must s ell the house C roisilles t herefore began by


.

p utting a notice upon the door s t ati n g tha t his hous e was for
'

s ale ; then while dreaming what he would do with the money


,

t hat he would get for it he awaited a purchaser ,


.

A week we n t b y then another ; not a single pur c haser


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1 84 F REN CH S H OR T S T OR I ES

S carcel y w a s C roisilles in the street before he stopped n ot ,

k nowin g where t o go t o s t ake his m oney H e looked a t the .

houses o f the nei g hborhood and eyed t hem o n e aft er t he


, ,

other s trivin g t o dis c over sus p icious a pp earan c es tha t


,

m i g h t p o i n t o u t t o him t he obj e c t o f his sear c h A g ood .

looki ng young m a n splendidly dressed ha pp ened t o p ass


, , .

Jud gin g f r om his mien he was c ertai n ly a young man o f


,

gentle blood a n d amp le leisu r e s o C r oisilles p oli t ely a o


,

costed hi m .


S ir he s al d I be g your p ardon fo r t he li b erty I take
, ,
.

I h ave t w o hundred louis in my po c ke t and I am d y in g either


t o lose them o r win more C ould y o u p oi n t o u t to me some
.


res p e c table p lace where su c h things are done ?

At this rather stran g e s p ee c h the young man burst o ut


laughin g .


U p on m y word s i r ! answered he I f y o u are seeki ng
, ,

any su c h wicked place y o u have bu t t o follow me fo r tha t i s ,

j ust w h ere I am g oi n g .

C roisilles followed him and a fe w steps farther t hey—b oth


,

entered a house o f very attractive appearan c e where they ,

were re c eived hospitably b y an o ld ge n tleman o f the hi ghest


breedin g S everal you ng men were already se at ed r ound a
.

green clo t h C roisilles modestly took a p lace there and i n


.
,

less t han an hour his t w o hun dred louis were gone .

H e c ame o u t a s s a d as a lover c an be wh o thi nks himself


beloved H e had not enough to dine with but t ha t did no t
.
,

c ause him any a n xiety .


What c an I do now he as k ed hi m self t o g e t money ?
, ,

T o whom shall I addres s m y self i n this town ? W h o will


lend me even a hundred louis o n this hous e t hat I c an no t

s ell ?

While he was in this quandary he m et his J ewish broker ,


.

He did n o t hesitate t o address him a n d featherhead as he , ,

w a s did n o t fail to tell him the plight he was i n


,
.
C RO I S I LLES .

1 85

The Jew did n ot much wan t to bu y the house ; he had


come to s ee it o nly through c u riosity or to speak more ex , ,

a c t ly for the satisfactio n of his ow n co n scie n ce as a passi n g


, ,

dog goes i nto a kitche n the door o f which s t a n d s o p en to s e e


, ,

i f there is n othi n g to steal But when he saw C roisilles so .

despo n den t s o s a d s o bereft o f all resour c es he could n ot


, , ,

resist the tempta tion to p u t himself to some i n co nv en ie n ce ,

e v en i n or d er to pay for the ho u se He therefore O ffered


,
.

him a b o ut o n e fo u rth o f its valu e C roisilles fel l upo n his


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.

neck called him his frien d a n d sa v ior blin dl y S ign ed a bar


, ,

gai n that wo u ld h a v e made o n e s hair stan d o n e n d a n d o n ’

, ,

the v er y next da y t h e possessor o f f ou r hu n dred n ew l o w s


, ,

he o n ce more tur n ed his steps toward the gambli n g ho u se —

where he had been s o p olitel y a n d spe edil y ruined the n ight


before .

On hi s wa y he passed b y the wharf


,
A vessel was about .

l e a v 1 ng ; the w i n d w a s ge n tle the oc ean tra n quil


/
On all ,
.

sides merchan ts Sailors o fficers i n uniform were comi n g a n d


, , ,

goi n g P orters were carr yi n g e n ormous bales o f mercha n


.

dise P assen gers a n d their frien ds were exchan gi n g fare


.

wells small b o ats were rowi n g about i n all directio n s ; on


,

e v er y fa c e c o uld be read fear imp atience o r hope ; a n d , , ,

amidst all the agitation whi ch surrounded it the maj estic ,

v essel swayed gentl y to a n d fro under the wind that swelled


her pro u d sails .


What a gran d thi n g it is thought C roisilles to risk all , ,

o n e possesses a n d go be y o n d the sea i n perilous s earch of ,

fortu n e ! How it fills me with emoti o n t o look at this vessel


setti n g ou t on her voy age loaded with s o mu ch wealth with
, ,

the welfare of so many families ! What j o y to s e e her come


back again bri n gi n g twice as much as was i n tru sted to her
, ,

retu r n in g s o mu ch prou der a n d richer tha n s h e wen t away !


Why am I n ot o n e of those merchants ? Why cou ld I n ot
stake my four hun dred lou is i n this wa y ? This immen se sea !
F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

W hat a gree n c loth o n whi c h to boldl y tem p t fortune ! Why


,

should I not myself buy a few bales o f cloth or silk ? W ha t


i s t o preven t my d o g s o sin c e I have gold
In ? Why S hould
,

t his c aptain r efus e t o take char g e o f my mer c hand i se ? A nd


who knows ? Ins t ead o f goi n g and throwi n g awa y this — m y
little all i n a gamblin g house I might double it I might
— -
, ,

tr i p l e it p erhaps by honest i n dustry I f Julie truly loves


, ,
.

me s h e will wait a fe w years s h e will remain true to me


, ,

unt i l I am able t o marr y her C ommer c e sometimes yields .

greater profits than o n e thinks ; exam p les are no t wanting in


this world o f w ealth gaine d with astonishi n g ra p idit y in this
w a y on the c han ging wa v es — Wh y should P roviden c e n ot
bles s an endeavor made for a purpose so laudable s o wor t hy ,

o f His assistance ? Amo n g thes e mer c ha n ts w h o have acc u


m u l a t e d s o m u ch and w h o s end their ves sels to the ends o f
the world more tha n o n e has begu n with a smaller sum than
,

I ha v e n o w They ha v e prospered with the help of Go d ;


.

w h y should no t I p rosper in my turn ? It seems to me as


t hough a good wind were fillin g these sails and this vessel ,

inspires confide n ce C ome ! the die i s c ast ; I will speak t o


.

the captai n w h o s eems to be a good fellow I will the n write


,

to Julie and s et out t o be c ome a c le v er a n d success ful


,

t r a d er f

The grea t es t danger i n curred b y those who are habitually


but half craz y is that of becomin g a t t imes altogether s o
, , ,
.

The poor fellow without further deliberation p ut his whim


, ,

into execut i on T o fi n d goods to buy whe n o n e has money


.
, ,

a n d k n ows nothing about t he goods i s the easiest thing in the ,

world The captai n to oblige C ro i silles took h i mto o n e o f


.
, ,

h i s friends a ma n ufacturer w h o sold him as much cloth and


, ,

sil k as he could pa y for The whole of it loaded upon a c art .


, ,

w a s promptl y taken o n board C roisilles delighted and full .


,

o f hope had hims elf writte n in large le t ters his name u p on


,

the bales H e watched them bei n g p u t on board with i n e x


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1 88 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

announ c in g the arrival a n d de p arture of v essels and whi c h ,

al so report disasters at sea It had n ever occurred t o her as


.
,

o n e can well imagi n e ; to take a n interest in this sort o f

thing ; s h e had i n fac t never glan c ed at an y of these sheets .

The perusal of C roisilles letter prom p ted her t o read the


bulletin s h e had been holdi ng i n her hand ; the first word that
caught her e y e was no other tha n the n ame of L a Fle urette .

— The vessel had been wrecked on t he coast of Fran c e o n


,

t he very night following i t s depar ture The crew had lb arel y .

esca p ed but all the cargo was lost


,
.

M ademoiselle G o d e a u at th i s news no longer remembere d


, ,

that C roisilles had made to her an a v owal o f his poverty ; s h e


was a s heartbroken as though a million had been at stake .

In an i n stant the horrors o f the t empes t t he fury o f t he


, ,

winds the c ries o f the drownin g the rui n of the man wh o


, ,

lo v ed her p res ented thems elves to her mind li k e a scene i n a


,

roma n ce The bulletin a n d the letter fell from her hands


. .

S he rose i n great agitation and with heavi n g breas t and eyes


, ,

brimmi n g with tears p a c ed u p and down de t e r mi ned t o a c t


, , ,

and asking hers elf h o w s h e should a ct .

There is o n e thi n g that must be said in j ustice to love ; it


i s that the stron g er t he clearer the sim p ler the c onsidera
, ,

tions o pp osed to it in a word t he less common sense there Is


, ,

in t he matter the wilder does the p assion become and the


,

more does the lover love It i s o ne o f the most beautiful


.

t hings under heaven this i rrationali ty of t he heart We


, .

should no t be worth much w i t h ou t i t After ha v ing walked .

abou t the r oom ( without forge tting either her dear fan or the
p assin g glance at the mirror ) Juli e allowed herself t o sink ,

on c e more u p on her loun g e Whoever had seen her at this.

moment would have looke d u p on a lovely sight ; her ey es


sparkled her cheeks were o n fire ; she sighed dee p ly a rid
, ,

murmured in a delicious transport o f j oy a n d p ain



P oor fellow ! H e has ruined himself for me !
C RO I S I LLES 1 89

Independently of the fort un e whi c h she could expect fro m


her father Madem oiselle G o d e a u had i n her own right the
,

property her mother had left her S he had n e ve r thought of .

i t
. At this mome n t for the first time i n her
,
life she remem ,

bered that s h e could disp o se of fi v e hun dred thousan d fran cs .

This thought bro u ght a smile to her lips ; a proj ect stran ge , ,

bold wholly femi nine almost as mad as C roisilles himself


, ,

entered her head s h e weighed the idea i n her mi n d for


-

some time t h en decided to act upon it at o nce


,
.

S he bega n b y i n qu iri n g whether C roisilles had any rela


t i v e s or frie n ds ; the maid w as se n t o u t i n all directio n s to
find out H a v i n g made minute in qu i r i es in all qu arters she
.
,

disco v ered o n the fo u rth floor o f an o l d ricket y ho u se a half


, ,

crippled aun t who n ev er stirred from her arm chair and had
,
-
,

n ot be en o ut for four o r fi v e y ears This poor woma n ver y .


,

o ld ,
s e emed to have bee n left in the world expressl y as a
specime n o f hungry mi ser y Bli n d gouty almost deaf s h e .
, , ,

li v ed alon e i n a garret ; but a gay et y stron ger than m i s fo r ,

tun e a n d illn ess s u stained her at eighty y ears of age and


, ,

made her still lo v e life Her n eighbors n ev er passed her .

door without goi n g i n to see her a n d the a ntiqu ated tu n es ,

she hu mm ed e n li ve n ed all the girls o f the n eighborhood S he .

possessed a little a nnu it y which s u fficed to mai n tai n her ; as


lo n g as da y lasted she kn itted S he did n ot know what had
,
.

happened since the death o f L ouis X IV .

It was t o this worth y perso n that J u lie had herself pri


v a t e ly co n d u cted S he donn ed for the occasio n all her
.

fi n ery ; feathers laces ribbon s diamo n ds n othi n g was


, , , ,

spared S he wa nted to be fasci n ati n g ; but the real secret of


.

her beaut y i n this case was the whim that was carr y i n g
, ,

her awa y S he we n t up the steep dark staircase which


.
,

led to the good lad y s chamber a n d after the most graceful


, ,

bow spoke somewhat as follows


,

You ha v e madame a n ephew called C roisilles who
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1 90 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

lo v es me and has asked fo r m y hand ; I love him too a n d , ,

W ish t o marry him ; but m y father Mons i eur G o d e a u fer , ,

mie r g énéral o f t his t own refuses his c onsen t because your



, ,

ne p hew is n ot ri c h I would n o t fo r the w orld gi ve occasion


.
, ,

t o s c andal nor c ause t rouble to an y bod y ; I would therefor e


,

neve r t hink o f disposi ng o f m yself withou t t he c onse n t o f


my family I c ome t o ask y o u a favor which I besee c h you
.
,

to grant me Y o u mus t c ome yourself and propose this mar


.

r i a e t o my fa t he r I have t hank G o d a little for tu n e whi ch


g .
, ,

is qu i t e a t your disposal ; y ou may take p ossess i on w heneve r ,

see fit f fi ve hundred thousand fran c s my notar y s ’

y o u o , a t .

Y o u wi ll s a y t ha t t his sum b elon g s t o your nephew whi c h in ,

fact it does It i s no t a p resent that I am making him i t i s a


.
,

deb t w hi c h I a m p ayin g for I am the c ause o f the r uin o f ,

C roisilles and i t i s but j us t t ha t I should repair it


,
My .

father wi ll n o t easily g ive i n ; y ou will be obliged t o i nsis t


a n d you mus t have a little c ou r a g e ; I for m y p ar t will no t , ,

fail As nobody on earth ex c e p tin g myself has any right t o


.

the sum o f whi c h I am s p eak in g to you nobod y will eve r ,

k n ow in wha t w a y t his amount will ha v e p assed i nto you r


hands Y ou are not very rich yourself I know and you m ay
.
, ,

fear t ha t people will be astonished t o s ee y o u t hus e n d o w m g


your nephew ; but reme mber t hat my fat he r does no t kno w
you that y o u show yours elf very little in t own a n d that
, , ,

consequentl y i t wi ll be easy fo r y o u t o p ret end that y ou ha v e


,

j us t arrived from some j our n e y This step will doubtless be .

some exer ti on t o y o u ; you will have t o leave y our arm chai r -

and t ake a little trouble ; but you will make t w o p eople


happy madame a n d i f you have eve r known love I ho p e y ou
, , ,

will n o t r efuse me .

The ol d lad y duri n g this discourse had been i n turn


, ,
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surprised anxious touched a n d delighted The last words


, , ,
.

p ersuaded her .


Y e s m y c hild
,
s h e repeated se v eral times
,
I kn ow what ,

it i s I k n ow what it i s

,
.
M A U P A S S AN T
( 1 85 0 1 8 9 3 )
-

G UY DE M AU P AS SA N T was bor n in N o rm a ndy ( nor t he rn


Fran c e ) in 1 8 5 0 H e c om p le t ed his edu c ation at R ouen and
.

then wen t t o P a ri s where he wa s fo r a t im e a c le r k in the


M inistr y o f M arine W hile yet a boy i t was his g ood for
.

tune t o have as t he di r e ct in g hand fo r his g enius an a ck n o w l


e d g ed m a s t e r o f pr os e s t yle his g o d fa t her F laubert H e
,
-
.

taught M aup a ssant h o w t o observe a cc urat el y an d ex p res s


himself c learl y ; h o w t o ch oose his c haracters and make them
a ct i n su c h a way as t o s eem r eal and fit the p art assigned t o
t hem i n t he s t ory Flauber t r ead all o f M a u p a s s a nt s ea rly
.

p oems and stories p oint ed o u t t heir f aults and t hen de


, ,

stro y ed them with t he resul t that when t he youn g a p p r en


,

tice finally be g an t o p ublish his work i t was t he fi nished


p roduct o f an exper t in the ar t o f wri tin g .

The t w o out sta n di n g features o f M au p a s s a nt s stories are ’

pre c ision o f obs er v ation and sim p licity o f s tyle H e had n o .

theories o f li fe t o expound n o p ro p a g anda t o advan c e H e


,
.

himself s ays t ha t his onl y doctrine was t o p or t ray nature ,

t hat is human na ture faithfully H e c hos e h i s c hara c ters


, ,
.

as t hey p resented themsel v es t o him in his o wn ex p erience ,

and then c ontrived the stor y around t hem H e never tries .

t o ex p lain ; he si mp l y gi ves the fac t s The reader draws his .

o w n c on c lusion .M au p assan t i s i n o t he r w ords unc om, ,

p romisingly real i s ti c .

M a u p a s s a n t s work fi lls t hi rt y volumes c o mpr isin g six


novels and t w o hundred and t welve short s t o r ies The .

ran g e o f his c hara c ters and si t uations i s equally extensiv e .

H e p ortrays t he p easa n ts o f his native N ormandy the bour ,

e o i s i e and the workin g c lasses both o f t he c ou n try and o f


g
P aris small t radesmen and their emplo y ees government
, ,

c le rk s t he m en and wo m en workin g o n the P arisian news


,

1 92
M A U PA SS A N T 1 93

papers and magazi n es an d fi n ally the gen tleme n a n d ladies


, ,

o f the salo n s Add t o these the my stic a n d fantastic sub


.

s that came to him in those mome n ts when his chro n ic


j e c t
n er v ous disorder caused his visions t o be distorted and ,

the categor y o f M au p a s s an t s material is fairly complete


Many o f hi s stories touch upo n the harshness o f the strug


gle for e xi s t enc e often m its mos t p rimi tive form the mer e
, ,

di fficulty o f making e n ds m eet ; o r agai n t he emphasis i s ,

placed upon the desire fo r money t o secure certain en ds


so c ial o r political o r for the pursuit o f pleasure S ome .

t imes t here 1 8 humor a sor t o f grim humor es pe cially 1 n h i s


, ,

earlier stories He liked t o t ell o f the barren li fe o f the


.

u n derpaid officials o f the bureaus T h e N e c k la c e bei n g n ot ,

o nl y the best o f this ty pe o f M aupassant story bu t in t h e ,

opinion o f man y c riti c s the m ost per fe ct short s to ry in any


languag e .

O f the other sele c tions i n t his book F rig ht T h e T wo , ,

F r i e nd s a n d T h e H a n d are excellent examples o f the a u


,

thor s power o f c alm and u n adorned re alism in de picti n g


the horrible T h e Wr e c k is a pleasan t lov e s t o r y a type n ot


.
,

at all c ommon with Maupassant .

In the appreciation o f M au p a s s ant s work his general ’

pessimism should be noted E ven when h e l augh s it is t h e


'

lau gh o f i rony His outlook, on li fe was essentially bitter


.
,

yet he makes the reade r feel that the bitterness i s not i n


the writer but in the essen c e o f thing s as t hey a r e And .

the fact t hat he w rote mostly about people in ordina ry lif e


makes the gloom all the deeper His stories almos t inva .

r i a bl y emphasize the tragedy o f the c ommonpla c e .

However even in the mos t unpleas an t o f his s t or i es the


,

r eade r i s c onscious o f the high ar t o f t he wr i t er Ther e .

is n o exuberan c e o f words there are n o overwrought p a s


,

sages nothi ng t o impede the progress o f the stor y S o


,
.

carefu lly di d M aupassa nt write that n ot a word seems super


fluo u s o u t o f pla c e wa n ting
,
E v er y word ever y idea ever y
,
.
, ,

i ncident is gi v en i t s proper value ; j ust that a n d no more .

These are some o f the qualities o f M aup a s s a nt s st y le that


are the des p air o f all imi t ators .


1 94 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

The las t few years o f his life were s p ent ve r y mi se r ab ly


i n a pr i va t e sani t a r i um nea r P a r i s whe r e he d i ed July 6 , ,

1 89 3 .

T H E N E C K LACE 1

By G UY D E MA UPA S S A N T

SH E was o ne o f thos e pretty and charm i n g gi rl s b o r n as ,

b y a mista k e o f destiny in a fa mi ly o f c lerks S he had n o


, .

dowry no ex p e ct ations n o m eans o f bein g known under


, , ,

stood lo v ed o r m arried by a r i c h and distin guished man ; s o


, ,

s h e le t hers elf be married t o an o r dina r y c ler k i n the D e p art

m ent o f P ubl i c Instru ct ion .

S he was sim p le in her dress be c ause s h e c ould n ot be


ele g ant ; bu t s h e w a s unha pp y like o ne k e pt out o f her ,

pr o p e r c lass ; fo r wi t h women t here is nei t her c as t e nor


r ank Their beauty t he i r g ra c e and t heir c harm s erve i n

,
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,

s t ead o f bi rt h and family N a ti ve del i c a cy an ins tin ct fo r


.
,

what i s fine and t hei r nimblenes s o f wit c onstitute their only


,

h i e r archy m akin g dau ghters o f t he p eo p le t he equals o f t he


,

great es t ladies .

S he su ffered c easeless ly f eel i n g hersel f b o r n fo r eve r y ,

d eli c a c y and eve r y luxu r y S he su ff e r ed b e c ause o f t he.

p overty o f her dwellin g t he wret c hedness o f i t s walls t he , ,

worn c hairs and the u glines s o f t he han gi n gs All the


, .

t hin g s whi c h any o t he r wo m an o f her c lass w o ul d n o t even


'

have noti c ed t ortured her and m ade he r an gr y The si gh t


,
.

o f the lit t le B r e t on gi rl w h o did he r humble hous ewor k awoke

i n he r tormentin g regrets and distra c ted dreams Her m i nd .

d wel t o n s i len t an t e r oo m s hun g w i t h Ori ental t a p es t r i es


-
,

l i gh t ed by t all b r onz e la mp s and o n t he t w o t all footmen l n ,

knee bree c hes dozin g i n the bi g a rmc ha i rs m ade drowsy by


, ,

t he heavy wa rmt h o f t he s t ove S he t hou gh t o f lon g p a r .

1 . T ra n s l a t ed by H . C . h
S c wei k ert .
1 96 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

disdainfully threw the invita tion t he t able mu rmu r


!

on ,

i ng :

Wha t am I t o d o with that ?

B ut my dear I thou ght y o u would be p leased Y ou


, ,
.

never go o ut and here is an o pp o rtunity a s p lendid on e I


, ,
.

had c onsiderable tr ouble t o g et it E ver y body i s after them ; .

i t i s a very s ele ct affair and n o t m any are given to clerks .

The e n tire o ffic ial worl d will be t here .

S he looked at him w i th an ex p ression o f i rri t ation and


declared i m p atiently

Wha t am I t o p ut o n my ba ck t o go there ?

H e had no t thou ght o f t hat ; he stammered



Why t he dress y ou wea r t o the theater That s eems
,
.


very fine t o m e .

Astonished a nd dis t ra c ted he s aid nothin g more His ,


.

wi fe w a s c ryin g T w o lar g e t ears rolled slowly from t he


.

corners o f he r eyes t o t he c orners o f her mouth He .

s tut te r ed :

What s t he mat t er W hat s t he ma tt er
’ ’
? ?

Bu t by a viole n t e ffort she had overcome her di ffic ulty ,

and s h e re p l i ed i n a c alm voi c e as s h e wi p ed her mois t ,

c heeks :

N o t h i ng Only I have no clothes and t herefore can t
.

g o to this affair G ive your card t o s o me c olleague whos e


.

wi fe has better c lothes than I .

H e was g rieved H e resumed .


L et s see M a t hilde H o w much would a suitable dress

,
.

c ost o n e which you c ould us e o n other occasions s omethi n g


, ,

ver y simple ?

S he reflected s everal s e c onds maki n g c alculations a n d , ,

t hi nki ng also of t he sum she c ould a s k witho u t an imme


diate refusal and a f right ened ex c lamation from t he e c o
n o m i c a l clerk .

At last she replied hesi t atin gly ,


TH E NE C K L A C E 1 97

I don t know exac tly but I beli e v e I c ould do with fou r


,
” 3
hundred fran c s .

He grew p ale for he w as reserving j ust that amou n t to


,

pur c hase a g un and treat himself t o a little shootin g the


coming summer o n the plai n of N ant e rre with se v eral frien d s
who used t o go there S und ays to sh oot larks .

However he said : ,

All right I ll gi v e y o u four hundred fra n cs But do
.

.

t ry t o have a p retty dress .

The day o f t he party was drawi n g near an d Mme L oisel ,


.

seemed sad restless anxious Her dress w a s ready how


, ,
.
,

ever Her hu sban d said t o her on e eveni n g :


.


What s the matter ? Y ou ve been quite queer the las t
’ ’

thr ee day s .

And she answered



It anno y s me n o t t o have a single j ewel not a sto n e t o ,

p u t o n I shall
. look wretched I d almost rather n ot go t o .

the re c e p tion .


Y o u c ould wear natural flo w ers It s very stylish thi s ’
.

time o f the year F o r t en fran c s y o u c a n get two or thre e


.

magnifi c e nt roses .

S he was not convi n c ed .


N o ; there s nothing more humiliati n g than to look poor

among women who a r e rich .

But her husband co ntinued



H o w stupid of y o u ! Go fi n d y our frie n d Mme Fores .

tier an d ask her t o lend y o u some j ewelr y You ha v e been


, .

close enough t o her t o d o t hat


S he gave a c ry o f j oy :
That s true I had n ot thought o f that

. .

The next day s h e went t o her friend an d told her dis


tr ess .

3 Ab out ei gh t y d oll ars


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1 98 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

M me F o r es t i er went t o her mirrored wardrobe t ook o ut a


.
,

l ar g e j ewel r y b o x o p ened i t and sa i d t o M me L oisel :


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, ,
.

“ ”
C hoose my dear ,
.

Fi r s t s h e saw s ome b r a c el e t s then a pearl ne ckla c e then , ,

a Vene t ian c ross g old and pr e ci ous stones o f admirable


, ,

workmanshi p S he tried on t he ornaments before the glass


.
,

hesi t ated and c ould not make up her mind t o leave them
, ,

t o give them ba ck S he k ept o n aski n g : .

“ ”
Y ou haven t an y o t hers

?

Wh y yes L oo k I don t know wha t may p lease



. .
,

ou
y .

All at on c e s h e discovered i n a box o f bla ck s atin a , ,

su p erb diamo n d ne c kla c e and her heart began to beat with ,

i mmodera t e lon gi n g H er hands t rembled as s h e took i t


.

u p S he fastened it around her neck over her high ne ck ed —


,
.

d r ess and was ra pt in e c s t asy a t the si ght o f herself


,
.

Then s h e as k ed hesita t ingly full o f anxiety :


, ,
“ ”
C a n you le t me ha v e this o n ly this ?
,

Why yes ; c ertainly


,
.

S he s p ra n g u p on her fr i end s ne ck embra c ed he r warmly ’

, ,

a n d t hen escaped with her treasure .

The day of the p art y c ame M me L oisel was a su cc ess . . .

S he was t he bes t looking o f them all elegant gra c ious , , ,

smiling and crazy with j o y All the men were lookin g at


,
.

her asking w h o s h e w a s and s eekin g an int rodu c tion All


, ,
.

the a ttachés of the C abinet wanted t o wal tz wi t h he r The .

Minister himsel f t ook noti c e o f her .

S he da n ced in a trans p or t o f deligh t i n t ox i c a t ed w i th ,

p leasure th inking o f nothin g i n t he trium p h o f her beauty


, , ,

in t he glory o f her su c cess in a sort o f c loud o f happiness ,

p rodu c ed b y all this homage and admiration o f this vi ct ory ,

s o c omplete and s o dear to the heart o f woman .

S he left about four in the m orning H er husband had .

bee n slee p ing sin c e midnight in a small des er t ed ante room -


,
F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

H e asked
Y o u are su r e that y o u s t i ll had it when leavin g t he bal l ?

Y es I t o u c hed i t while i n t he ves tibule o f t he M inis t ry


, .

B u t if y o u had los t it in t he s tr eet we sh ould have heard


it dr op It mus t be in t he c arria g e
. .

Y es very likely Y o u t ook hi s number


,
.
?

N o And y o u didn t y ou look a t i t

?
,
.

No .

They look ed a t on e ano t her thoroughly u p se t Finally


, .

L oisel dres sed a g ain .

“ ’

I m g oin g ba ck over t he whole r oute sa i d he on f oo t , , ,



t o s ee i f I c an t find i t

.

!
And he w en t o ut S he r emained there in her evening
.
,

g own wi t hout stre n gth to go t o bed utterly depressed


, , ,

without a fire without thought ,


.

H er husba n d returned about s even o c lo ck H e had no t ’


.

f ound i t .

H e wen t t o the P refe cture o f P olice to the news p apers ,

t o o ff er a reward to the cab compa n ies ; indeed he went


, ,

w here v er a glimmer o f hope impelled him to g o .

S he waited all day i n the s ame s t ate of distra c tion over


,

t his frightful disaster .

L oisel c ame home in t he eve n in g wi t h his face p ale and ,

s u n ke n ; he had disco v ered nothi n g .


Y ou must write to your frie n d he s aid that y ou have , ,

b roken the clasp o f the neckla c e and that y ou are havi n g i t



r e p aired That will gi v e us time t o turn round
. .

S he wrote as he dictated .

At t he e n d o f the week the y had l o st all ho p e .

And L ois el w h o had aged fi v e years de clared


, ,

We must see abo u t replaci n g that piece of j ewelry .

N ext day the y t ook the box i n which it had been contai n ed
to the j eweler whos e name w a s on the inside H e co n sulted .

h i s books .
TH E NE C K L A C E 20 1

It was not I mada m e w h o sold that n ecklace I mu st


, ,
.


o nly ha v e furnished the case .

Then they we n t from on e j eweler to a n other searchin g ,

for a necklace like the other c o n sultin g their memories , ,

sick both o f them with c hagrin an d an xiety


, ,
.

In a shop in the P a lais R o y al they found a diamo n d


4

necklace which seemed t o them quite like the on e the y were


looki n g fo r It was priced at fo rty th ousand francs but
.
,

the y could have it fo r thirty s i x -


.

They begged the j eweler n ot t o sell it fo r three day s .

And they made a bargain that he would take it back for


thirt y four thousand fran c s i f the other was found before
-

the end o f F ebruary .

L oisel had eighteen thousan d francs whi c h h i s father had


left him He had t o b o rrow the rest
. .

He b o rrowed aski n g a thousa n d fran cs from o n e fiv e


, ,
'

hun dred from a nother fiv e louis here five there


5
He ,
.
, .

gave notes made ruinous obli gations di d business wi th the


, ,

whole tribe o f m oney lenders He c ompromi sed all the rest -


.

o f his existence risked his signature with ou t even knowi n g


,

whether he c ould meet hi s obligation ; and terrifi ed b y the ,

a n g uis h o f t he future b y the bla c k mi sery which was goin g


,

to fall upon hi m by the prospe c t o f phy sical pri v ations an d


,

moral t o rtu r es o f every kind he went and bought the neck ,

lace layin g down thir ty si x thousand francs o n the j eweler s


,
-

co unter .

When M me L o i sel t ook the ne ckla c e ba ck M me Fores


.
, .

tie r said wi th an air o f inquir y :


,

Y o u should have b r ought it back sooner fo r I mi ght have ,



needed it .

Her friend had been in dread lest Mme F orestier should .

4 p al ace i n P ari s b ui l t by Ri ch el i eu a nd a ft e wa d s l eft t o Lo ui s


A r r
h p es p eci a lly
.

! IV It h a s g a ll eri e s a n d a c a d es s t i ll fa m ou s f o r r s o s,
Jew l r y h p
.

e s o s.
5 T w ent y d o ll a s
. r .
202 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

o p en t he c ase but her fea r w a s groundless I f s h e had


, .

o bserved t he subs t t utioni w hat would she have t hou ght ,


?

W ha t would s h e have said ? W ould s h e no t h ave b een ta ken


f o r a t h i ef ?

M m e L o i sel.n o w ex p erien c ed t he h o rr ible li f e o f the


needy P resently however she too k her p art he r oically
.
, , .

That fri g htful deb t had t o be p aid S he wo uld p ay i t . .

T hey s en t t he servant away ; they c h an g ed lod gi n g s ; they


r en t ed an a t ti c under a r oof .

S he learned wha t heavy housewor k was t he disa greeable ,

dut ies o f t he ki t c hen S he washed the d i shes wearing o ff.


,

he r ros y nails on the g reasy kettles and t he bott oms o f t he


p ans S he washed the soiled linen t he sh i rt s and all t h e
.
, ,

r ougher t hings whi c h s h e dried o n a line ; eve r y morning


,

s h e c arried t he g arba g e down t o t he s t ree t and brou ght u p ,

t he water s t o p pin g t o regain her breath o n every landin g


,
.

And dres sed like a wo m an o f t he p eo p le s h e went t o the


, ,

frui t e r er t he g ro c er t he but cher with her bask e t o n her


, , ,

arm bargai n ing i nsul ted figh ti n g s ou by s o u with her


, ,
6
,

wre tc hed money .

They had t o p ay s ome no t es ea c h m ont h and renew ,

o the r s t o g ain time .

H er husband worked evenings making fair c op i es o f a “

t rades m an s a cc ounts and a t ni ght he often did c o p ying


a t fi ve sous a p a ge .

And t his life lasted t en years .

At t he end o f t en years t hey had r e p ai d eve r yth i n g r at es ,

o f usury a cc umulations o f c om p ound int e r es t all


, ,
.

M me L o i sel see m ed ol d n o w S he had be c ome a ty p i c al


. .

wo m an o f a p oo r hous ehold s t ron g ha r d and r ou gh Wi t h , , ,


.

ha i r badly c ombed her ski rts unt idy and he r hands r ed


, , ,

s h e t alked in a loud voi c e and w a shed t he fl oo r w i t h c o p i ous


,

s p lashin g s o f wa t e r B ut a t t i m es when her hus b and was


.
, ,

6 . One cent .
20 4: F REN CH S H OR T S T OR I E S

m att e r fo r us wh o h ad no t hin g At la s t t hat i s o v er and


,
.
,

I m h app y en o u g

Mm e F o re s t i er had sto pp ed
. .


Yo u s ay t h a t y o u b ou g ht a dia m ond ne ck la c e t o r e p lace

m in e ?

Y es Y o u didn t even no ti c e i t t hen did y ou


.

, ,
? T hev

w ere ve r y m u c h alike .

A nd s h e smiled with a p roud and na 1 ve j oy .

M me Forest i er s t ron gly m oved t oo k hold o f bo t h her


.
, ,

hands .


Oh ! M y p oor M athilde ! Why m i ne w a s fals e
, . I t was

wo rt h at m ost fi ve h und r e d fr a n c s !
TH E W RE C K 1

By G UY D E MA U P A S S A N T

IT W A Sy es t erday t h e 3 1 s t o f D ecember
,
'

I had j ust finished bre akfast with my old friend Georges ,

Gari n The serva n t br ought him a letter covered with seals


.

a n d foreign stamps .

Georges said t o me
“ ”
Allow me ?

C ertai nl y .

And he began t o read an eight page letter written m a -

large En glish ha n d scrawled i n ever y directio n He read .

s lowl y g1 v1 n g it s e r i o u s a t t en t i o n with that i n terest which


,
'

o n e gi v es o n l y t o thi n gs that t ouch the heart .

Then h e placed the lett er on the edge o f the ma n tel


piece and said

Well here is a c urious story which I have n e v er told
,

y ou a se n timent al stor y withal an d on e which happened


, , ,

t o me ! Oh ! That was a red letter da y fo r me that year -


,
.

That was twenty y e a rs a go fo r I was then thirty y ears old , ,

a n d I am no w fifty .

I was then an i n spe ct or for the M aritime I n surance


C ompan y o f whi c h I am n ow manager
,
I had expect ed t o .

pass N ew Year s D a y i n P aris sin ce it is the custom t o


make that day a holiday when I recei v ed a letter fr o m the ,

man ager ordering me t o s et o u t immediately for the Islan d


of R é where a three masted schoo n er from S aint N azaire
2
,
- -
,

i n sured b y us had j ust been stran ded It was the n eight


,
.

o clock in the mor n in g B y ten o clo ck I was a t the offic e



.

1 T r ans a t el d by
H C S c w ei er t h k
y
. . . .

2 . l d
An i s an i n t h e B ay o f B i s ca .

20 5
F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

to get m y i nstructio n s a n d that s ame nigh t I too k the ,


3
express which got me int o L a R o c helle the next day
, ,

t he S l s t o f D ecember .

I had t w o hours o n my hands before g oin g aboard t he


b oa t for R é the Je a n G a z i o n I took a turn about the c i ty

-
.
, .

L a R ochelle is indeed a u n ique tow n o f impressive c hara ct er ,

with its lab y rinthi n e maze o f streets whose sidewalks run


un der galleries without e n d galleries and ar c ades like thos e ,

o f the R ue de R ivoli
4
but l o w with an air o f mys t ery as , , ,

t hough spe c ially buil t t o tem p t cons p irators and o f antique ,

appeara n ce sa v ori n g o f the wars o f olden times t he heroi c


, ,

and s a v age wars o f religion It is indeed t he ol d Hugueno t 5


.

cit y gra v e discreet without any great art and none o f


, , , ,

thos e wonderful mo n uments which make R ouen so ma g 6

nifi c en t ; yet i t i s striking be c ause of its severe p h y si c al

outlines a little elusi v e too a city o f determined fi ghters


, , ,

the birthplace o f ma ny fa n aticisms a cit y in which fl ourished ,


7 ‘
t he faith o f the C al v inists and where the p lot o f t he F our
8
S ergeants w a s born


After I had wa n dered abou t thes e p i c turesque s t reet s
for some time I boarded the small s t eamboat bla c k and ,

s quat which w a s to take me to the I sland of Ré It started


,
.
,

pu ffin g a n grily p assed between the t w o ancient t owers which


,

guard the p ort cross ed the chan n el p assed o u t beyond , ,

the mole built by R ichelieu the e n ormous rocks o f which


9
,

were visible abo v e the water s edge encircli n g the c ity like ’

a n imme n s e necklace ; the n we turned towards the ri ght .

3 A ci t y in sou t h ea s t e r n F r a n ce on t h e B ay of B i s ca y
P i s n t ed f h p
.
.
,

4 A s t r ee t in ar o or it s s o s
n m e gi v n t P
. .

5 Th e a th e o e r o t e s t a n t s i n F r a n ce i n t h e 1 5 t h a nd
Th y we b p
.

1 6t h c en t u i es r f t en e re o s u j ect e d to er s e c u t i o n
A i t y o n t h e S ei n e R i e
.

6 c v r It i s n o t e d
f o r i t s s h 1 p p i ng , f o r i t s
b g
.

mt e c t u r a l m o n u m en t s a nd a s t h e s cene o f t h e urni n of oa n o f J
i
rc ,

re
P
.

7 The r o t es t a n t s w h o w er e fo ll o w er s of J oh n Ca l vi n i n s t ea d of
Lut h h y l l d H u gu n t
.

er In F r a n ce t e w e re c a e e o s
pi t o s b h e d d i n P ri s 1 8 2 2
. .

8 . F ou r con s ra r e a e a , , f o r t r ea s o n .

9 . A f am o u s F r e n h
c t a t es m n ( 1 5 8 5
s a
2 08 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

— ‘
in the ni gh t and s t eering by cha n ce o n a f oamy
, s ea a

milk sou p sea i t was c alled by the c aptain was wre c ked

- —

o n t hose immense shoals o f sh i ftin g sands whi c h m ake t he

c oas ts o f this re gion s eem li k e l i mi tless S aharas du r i n g t he


hours o f lo w t ide .

As we spoke I loo k ed around and ahead B etween the


'
.

o c ean and the loweri ng sky there was an o p en spa c e throu gh


which o n e c ould s e e far We we r e s ki r tin g a shore I asked : . .


Is tha t the Islan d o f Ré ? ’


Y es monsieur
, .

And all a t on c e t he c a pt ain p ointing with his right ,

hand straight before us i ndi c ated to me an obj e c t almos t ,

i mperceptible o n the open s e a and s aid :



L ook there i s your shi p !
,

The M a r i e Jo s ep h ? -


Yes

.

I was astou n ded That black speck well n i gh invisible


.
,
-
,

w h i c h I should have taken for a reef s eemed to me abou t ,

t w o miles from shore .


I resumed :

But c aptain there must be a hu n dred fathoms o f wat e r
, ,

a t the spot y ou are i n dicati n g


H e laughed .


A hu n dred fathoms m y dear s i r ! N ot t w o fathoms , ,

I assure you ! ’


H e w a s from B or deaux 0
H e co n ti n ued .
1


It is high tid e n o w twe n ty mi n utes of te n Walk alon g ,
.

the beach y our ha n ds i n your p ockets a fter you have


, ,

lu n ched at the H é t el D a u p i n a n d I ll guara n tee tha t by


t en mi n utes o f three or three o clock at the most you will ,


ha v e walked to the wr eck without gettin g your feet w et , ,

and y ou will ha v e from an hou r and three quarters t o t wo -

10 In t h e F r en c h
t h e c a t a i n s ea s t h e p p k di l a ec t of B or d ea u x , h h
w ic
it is p d
1 m p o s s i bl e t o r e r o u c e i n t r a n s a t i o n l .
TH E W RE C K 20 9

hours to remain o n it ; n o lon ger though or y ou ll get , ,

caught The further o u t the tide goes the qu icker it comes


.
,

back The coast alo n g here is as flat as a bug Be sure to


.
.

start back at ten minutes o f fi v e ; a n d at se v e n thirty y ou -

will again be o n board the Je a n G ui t o n which will t ake -


,

o u back this ver y night to the qua y a t L a R ochelle


y
.

I thanked the c apt ain a n d we n t to take a seat on the



,

h o w o f the boat to take a look ,


at the littl e t ow n o f S aint
M arti n which we were rapidl y approachi n g
,
.


It w a s like all the mi n iatu re seaports which s erve as
c apitals f o r the barre n little isla n ds scattered alo n g the

c o n ti n e n t It was a large fishi n g village part of it i n the


.
,

water a n d part o n lan d ; its people li vi n g o n fish an d


w ild fowl vegetables a n d shell fis h radishes a n d mussels
-

,
-
,
.

The isla n d is ver y lo w little cultivated but seems , ,

well populated However I did not p enetrate into the


.
,

i n terior .

After lu n ch I wen t up a little promon tor y a n d from ,

there as the tide w a s goi n g o u t fast I proceeded across the


, ,

s a n d towards a ki n d of black rock which I noticed j us t


abo v e the water way out ,
.


I walked rapidly across this y ellow le v el o f sand elasti c ,

as flesh an d i t seemed to sweat under my steps The s ea


,
.

had been there a while before ; n ow I s a w it far o u t as ,

tho u gh fleei n g from s i ght a n d I could n o lo n ger d i s t i p gu i s h


,

the li n e which separated the la n d from the s e a I felt as .

thou gh I were a part of a giga n tic a n d s u per n atural spec


tacle The Atla ntic had j u st been before me but now i t
.
,

seemed to ha v e d isappeared i nt o the stran d like stage ,

sce n er y i n to a trap an d I walked n o w in the middle of a


,

desert Onl y the feeli n g a n d the breath of the salt water


.

remai n ed with me I smelled the odor of the d é b r1 s left


.

b y the s e a the smell o f the ocean , the good str on g sce nted
, ,
-

smell o f the coast I walked fast ; I was n o lo n ger cold ;


.
21 0 F R E N CH S H ORT S T ORIE S

I look ed at t h e w r eck whi c h be c a m e l a rg er t h e nea r er I


,

ap pr o a c h ed an d n o w r e s e m bled a hu g e s t randed wh a le
, .

It s eem e d t o r i s e o ut o f t he earth and o n t ha t vas t ,

e x p an s e o f s a nd ,
fl at and yello w i t as s u m ed s u rpr i s i n g
,

p r o p or t i ons
. I re a c hed i t a t las t a ft e r a n h o u
,
r s w al k .

It lay u p on it s s i d e s p li t o p en s ha tt ered i t s br oken b one s


, , ,

s h o wi n g li k e t h o s e o f a n a ni m al a n d i t s r i b s o f t a rr ed wood
,

p i e rc ed b y l a r g e n a i ls c learly visibl e T h e s a nd a l r
. eady
w a s envelo p i n g i t e n t er i n g t h r ou g h t he r en t s ho ldin g i t
, , ,

p oss es s i n g i t neve r t o l et go I t s ee m ed t o have be c o m e


,
.

r oo t ed i n t he s and The pr ow had sun k dee p i n t o t hat soft


.
,

tr ea c he r ous s and while t he s t e r n hi gh i n t he a 1 r s eemed


, , ,

t o t hrow t owa r d t he s k y l i k e a ho p eles s cr y o f a pp ea l t hos e


, ,

t wo wh i t e wo r ds on t he bla ck p lankin g M a ri e Jo s ep h ,
-
.


I c l i mbed u p on th i s c or p se o f a shi p by t he lower s i de ;
and a ft er g a i nin g t he de ck I wen t down i n t o t he i nte ri or .

The dayli gh t c om i n g i n t hrou gh the broken ha tc hes and t he


,

fissures i n t he s i des i llu m inated sadly wha t l ooked li k e


,

long and sombe r c aves full o f bro k en timbe r s T he r e was


,
.

nothin g inside ex c e pt s and whi c h s erved as a fl oor t o thes e


,

vaults o f p lank

I be g an t o t ak e no t es o n t he bo nd i t i o n o f t he vessel .

I s a t down o n a b ro k en em pt y barrel wri t in g by the li gh t ,

o f a lar g e cr a ck t hrou g h wh i c h I c ould see t he li mitles s

s tr et c h o f t he sho r e A p e c uli a r sh i ve r due t o t he c old and


.
,

t he soli tude c re pt over me fro m t ime t o time ; and I s t o pp ed


,

wr i ti n g a t ti mes t o lis t en t o t he va gue and mys t erious sounds


i n t he wre ck : t he sound o f c rabs s c ra p in g the ti m be r s w i t h
t hei r hoo k ed claws the sound o f a t housand small an i m als
,

o f t he sea already at t ached t o this c or p se ; t he sound so ft ,

a n d r e gula r ,
o f t he worms gnawi n g c easelessly m akin g a ,

nois e like t ha t o f a g imle t as t hey d i g o u t and devou r t he



,

o ld p lan k s .

A nd suddenly I heard human vo i c es quite nea r m e I ,


.
21 2 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

to t he mi nu t es t details and I 1 nven t ed them as t hough I


, ,

had been pr esen t at t h e c atas t r o p he Then the whole family .

wen t down in t o t he i n t e ri o r o f the wr e c k A s soon as t hey .

had ent ered t h a t da rk g allery p oo r ly li gh t ed t hey utt e r ed



, ,

c ries o f a s t onish m en t and admi r ation ; and suddenly the


,

father a nd his t h r ee dau gh t ers were hold i n g ske tc h books -


,

whi c h doub t l e s s they had c arried c on ce aled in t he folds o f


their heavy w r a p s and t hey be g an a t t he sa m e ti m e f ou r
,

p en c il ske tc hes o f t h i s bizarre and gloomy s c ene .


They w e r e s eated side by side on a p roj e c tin g bea m ,

and the f ou r s k e tc h boo k s o n t he ei ght knees were c overed


-
,

wi t h lit tle bla c k li nes whi c h w ere t o r e pr esent t he sha tt ered


hull o f the M a ri e Jo s ep h-
.


Althou gh busy w ith her s k e tc h t he oldes t gi r l k e pt o n ,

talking t o me a s I c ontinued my i ns p e ct i on o f the r emains


o f the ship

I learned t hat t hey were s p ending the w i n t er a t B i ar


ri t z and that t hey had c ome t o the I sla n d o f R é ex p ressly
,
1 1

t o view t his t hree mas t e r stuck in the sand


-
They d i d no t .

have the usual E n glish ar r o g an c e t hese p eo p le ; t hey were ,

simple and strai ghtforward o f t hat c las s o f W anderers with ,

whi c h E n gland i s c overin g the world The fa the r w a s t all .

and slender his red f a c e frin g ed with whis k e r s a so r t o f


, ,

li v in g sandw i c h a sli c e o f ham in the form o f a human head


,

betwee n t w o la y ers o f hair The daughters were li k e youn g


.

a n d g rowin g hero n s lon g legged slender also ex c e p t t he


,
-
, ,

oldes t ; a n d all three were g ood lookin g e s p ec fa lly t he


— -

t allest .


S he had su c h a droll way o f speaking of tellin g th i n g s , ,

o f laughi ng o f unders t anding and no t u nders t andi n


,
g of ,

r aisin g her eyes t o question me eyes like t he dee p blue sea , ,

o f s t o pp in g her drawi n g to fi gure out what I had s aid and ,


‘ ‘
o f begin n in g her wor k again saying Y es or N o tha t I ’ ’
-
,

1 1 A F rench b a t h i ng eso t on t h e B a y of B i s ca y
. r r .
TH E W RE C K 21 3

c ould have s t ayed indefinitely to listen t o her an d look at her .


All o f a s u dde n she murmured :

I heard a slight mo v ement o n the ship .

I listened ; an d I immediatel y made out a s li gh t sound ,

pec uliar conti nu ous What was it


,
.
? I got up and looked
through the c rack an d uttered a sharp c r y
, .

“ !
The tide had returned ; and it w a s about t o surround us
We were on deck i n a trice It was t o o late The wate r
. .

en c ircled u s and was r unni n g towards the s hore with fright


,

ful speed N o it did not r un it glided alon g it crept


.
, , , ,

stretchi n g i t self a s though i t were c arr yi n g o u t a defi n ite l y


assi gned task Hardl y more than a few inche s o f water
.

c overed the sand ; but alread y the water was s o far i n that
we could n o lo n ger see the fleei n g li n e o f its edge .


The En glishman wa nted t o j ump i n but I held hi m b ack ;
,

fo r flight was impossible because o f t h e deep pools whi c h


,

we had avoided i n c o m l ng a n d which w e should be sure t o


,

fall into o n ou r return .

In o u r hearts there was a moment o f horrible anxiety .

Thenthe little E nglish girl smiled a n d remarked



It 1 s we who are the shipwre cked ! ’

I wa n ted to laugh ; but fear prevented me a cowardly ,

fright base and stealth y li ke the tide All the dan gers
, , .

to which we were exposed appeared t o me at on c e I felt .


li ke shouti n g Help ! But t o whom

?

The two y ounger girls were cli n gi n g t o their father wh o ,

look ed in conster n atio n at the bou n dless sea aroun d us .


And the night was falli n g with the same rapidity that
the ocean was rising a heav y n ight wet a n d icy
, , .


I said !


There is n othing t o d o but to remain o n the boat .

The E nglishman responded



Oh ! y es .

And we rema ined there a quarter o f an hour a half hour , ,


21 1 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

in truth I know not h o w long watchi n g the yellow water


, ,

around us bec o ming deeper a n d deeper edd y ing about s o ,

that it s eemed t o p lay over t he immens e shore on c e more


recovered .


On e o f the little girls was cold and the idea sugg est e d
,

its elf that we go below again to shelter ourselves from the


light but ic y breeze which struck us a n d hi t o u r skins
,
.

I w a s lea n i n g on t he hatch The ship w a s full of water


. .

W e h a d to keep c l os e t o t he bulwarks a t t he s t ern whi c h ,

pro t ected us somewhat .


D ar knes s now envelo p ed us and w e remained c rowded
,

o n e agai n st the other surrounded b y the shadows o f the


,

night and b y the s e a Agai n st my shoulder I fel t the


,
.

trembli n g o f that little E n glish girl whose teeth chattered ,

every n o w and then ; bu t I fel t also the soft warmth o f her


bod y through her heavy cloak and t hat warmth w a s as ,

pleasing t o me as a kiss W e no longer talked ; w e remained


.

motionless silen t cower ing like beasts i n a di tc h during a


, ,

storm Y e t in spite o f all this in S pite o f the night in spite


.
, ,

o f the t errible and growin g da n ger I began to feel happy


,

at being t here glad o f t he p eril and t he c old glad o f thos e


, ,

lon g hours o f darknes s and anxiet y which I had t o s p end on


that spot s o near that p retty and charming girl
,
.


I asked m y self w h y that strange feeling o f ha pp i nes s
a n d j oy which p ermeated me .

Why ? Who knows ? B ecause s h e w a s there ? Who ,

sh e ? A lit tle E nglish g irl whom I did not even know ? I


did no t love her I did no t k n ow her and yet I felt myself
, ,

at t ra ct ed c onquered ! I wou ld have liked to save her t o


, ,

de v ote myself to her to do a thousa n d foolish thin g s !


,

S tra n ge thing ! H o w does it ha p pe n tha t t he p res en c e of a


woman s o ups e t s us ? Is i t the power o f her charm whi c h
en v elops us ? I s i t the allurement of beauty and you t h whi c h
intoxi c ates u s li k e wine ?
21 6 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

t er e d and disj o i n ted w a s i t tha t the first heavy s e a would


c arr y it o ff in p i eces .


S o o u r anxiety in c reased fr o m se c ond t o se c ond as the
gusts be c ame s tron g er a n d s t r on g er N o w the sea was hé .

c o mi ng a little rougher and I s a w in the darknes s li nes o f



,

white a p pear and dis ap p ear lines o f foam ; while ea c h wave


. ,

shook the b ulk o f t he M a r i e Jo s ep h c aus i n g an abrupt -


,

tremor wh i ch rose t o o u r heart s .


T he E n glish girl was shaki n g ; I felt her shi ve r ing
a g a i ns t me and I had a m ad des i re t o f old her i n m y arms
,
.


Out t here before us t o t he l eft t o t he ri gh t behind us
, , , , ,

t he ligh t houses were glarin g alon g t he c oast li ght s wh i t e —


,

yellow red revolvin g lik e enormous eyes t he eyes o f a


, , ,

giant w h o w a s lookin g a t us wa tc h i n g us wa i t i ng g reedily , ,

for us t o dis a p pear On e o f t he m es p e c ially i r r it ated me


. .

I t wen t o ut every thir ty se c onds t o be r e li t i mm edi a t ely ; ,


-

i t w a s t ruly an eye t ha t on e wi t h i t s lid always lowered


, ,

ove r i t s fiery glare .


From t ime t o time t he E n glishman s t ru ck a matc h t o see
t he t i me ; t hen he p u t h i s wa t ch bac k i nto h i s p o cket S ud .

d enly he said t o m e ove r t he heads o f his dau g ht e r s wi t h


, ,

s u p reme g ravi ty

M onsieur I w i sh y ou a H a pp y N ew Yea r
, .

I t was m 1 dni gh t I held o u t m y hand t o h i m and he


.

shoo k i t Then he said somethi ng in E nglish and p resently


.
,

he and h i s dau ghters be g an t o sin g G od S ave t he Queen ’

which rose i n the dark silen t air and was los t i n s p a c e


,
.


F i rs t I had a desi r e t o l au gh ; t hen I was se i z ed b y a
s t ron g and queer e m oti on .


I t was somet hin g s i n i s t e r and su p e r b t h i s son g o f the ,

sh ip w r e ck ed o f t he c onde m ned so m et hin g li k e a pr ayer


, , ,

and als o somethin g g rander c omp a r able t o the old and ,

sublime Av e Caes a r m o ri t u ri t e s a lu t a m us 12
.


12

Ha i l C a es a r ! W e wh o a re a b o u t t o d i e s al ut e y ou It wa s
t h e a dd res s of t h e G l a d i a t o rs ent eri ng t h e a rena t o t h e Ce s ar
.
.
, , ,

.
,
TH E W RE C K 217

When th ey had fini shed I asked the gi r l t o sing by her


self some ballad what s h e wou ld t o make us forget o u r
, , ,

an xiety S he c onsented an d soon her clear and youthful


.

voi c e took wing in the night S he was singing somethin g .

sad no doubt fo r the notes were long draw n o ut coming


, , ,

slowly from he r m outh and fluttered li ke wound e d bi r ds , , ,

a c ross the wate r s .


The tide became higher and now was batt er ing ou r
wreck As for me I thought o f nothi n g but that v oi c e An d
.
,
.

I thought also of t h e S irens I f a boat had passed near us .


,

what would the sailor hav e said ? M y trou bled spirit was
c arried away in a dream ! A S iren ! was she not in fact a , ,

S iren this c hild o f the s e a who had held me o n t hi s worm


, ,

eaten ship and who in a very shor t while was going to


, , ,

si nk with me into the wa v es ?



But all fi v e o f us were suddenl y ro lling p r om i s cu o 11 s ly '

o v er the deck be cause the M a ri e Jo s ep h had gi v en a lurch


,
-
,

t o her right side The En glish girl had falle n right over me
.


.

I c aught her in m y a r m s a n d madly without kn owi n g what , ,

I was doing belie v in g my las t moment had come I kissed


, ,

her o n the lips o n the temples o n the hair The boat n o


, , .

lo n ger mo v ed a n d we also remai n ed motio nless


, .


The father said : The one I was holding a n

s w er ed Y es a n d made a movement to dise n gage herself

, .


S urely at that insta nt I could have wi shed that the boat
, ,

wou ld split i n two s o that I might fall int o the sea with
,

her .


The En glishman wen t on

Just a trifle o f a lurch ; it is nothin g I ha v e my three .

daughters safe .

N ot see i n g the oldest girl he had at first thought h e l , , ,

lost !
I rose slowly an d all at o n ce I s a w a light o n the s e a
'

, , ,

quite near us I shouted ; some o n e an swered It w a s a boat


. .
21 8 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

loo ki ng fo r us the p ro pri et o r o f the ho t el havin g foreseen


,

o u r imprudence .


We were saved I was sor r y fo r it ! They too k us o ff
.

from ou r r a f t and b r ou gh t us ba ck t o S ain t M ar t i n -


.


The E n gl i shman now rubbed his hands and mur mu r ed

A g ood su p per ! A good su pp er !

We su pp ed but I was n ot lively ; I re g rett ed t he M a rz e


Jo s e p h .


We had t o se p arate the n ext day a fter many hand ,

shakes and pro mi ses to write They went t o Biarri tz and .


,

I came near following them .


I was hi t hard ; I want ed t o as k t ha t youn g gi r l t o m arry
me I am sure tha t i f we had p assed ei g h t days to g e t her I
.

should have married her H o w wea k a m an is so me ti m es


.
,

and h o w in c om p rehensible !
T w o years rolled by withou t my hear i ng a wo r d from
them Then I received a lette r from N ew Y ork S he w a s
. .

married and wrote to t ell me And sin c e then we write


,
.

ever y year o n the first o f J anuary S he t ells me abou t her


,
.

li fe talks about her c hildren her si sters but never abou t


, , ,

her husband Why ? Ah wh y


.
? And as for me I s p ea k
, ,

only of the M a r i e Jo s ep h S he is p erhaps the only woman


— .

I ever loved no sho uld have loved But .

Ah ! D oes one know ? The even t s o f li fe


carry you alon g An d then . a n d then
e v erythin g p asses S he must be o ld n o w
. I .

wouldn t know her ’


Ah ! Thos e old days
. t hat
wre c k . What a c rea ture divine ! S he w r i t es me
tha t her hair is quit e white Good heavens ! . Tha t
1 v e s me a terrible p a i n Ah ! H e r blonde lo ck s
g .

N o ! The girl I knew n o l on g e r ex i s t s H o w s ad i t i s .

all t h at .
22 0 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

in the p resen c e o f an immediate da n ger H e is moved .


,

a gi t ated anxious ; but frightened ; that s anoth er thing

.
,

The c aptain replied laughin g ,



The devil y ou s a y ! I insis t t hat I w a s a fri ghtened

man .

Then the man with the bronzed face said s p eaking slowly ,

P erm i t me t o ex p lain Fright ( and the hardiest o f men
.

can have it ) is somethi ng horrible a dreadful se n s atio n li ke , ,

the decom p osition o f the soul ; a fearful s p asm o f t he mind


and o f t he hear t the mere memory o f whi c h brin g s shivers of
,

ago n y B ut a brave man does not ex p erience i t even in the


.

momen t o f an atta ck o r when confronted by inevitable death


, ,

o r in t he p resence o f any o f t he k n o wn forms o f danger ; it

takes an abnormal situ a tion m y sterious i nfluences in t he face ,

o f u nknown perils R eal fright i s like a sort o f remi n isce nc e


.

o f the fantas t i c terrors of o l d A man w h o believes i n s p irits .

and i ma gi nes hims elf seein g a ghost in the night mus t ex p e


r i en c e fri ght i n all i t s fearful horror .


A s fo r m y self I had a t a s t e o f frigh t in broad daylight
,

about t en yea r s a g o I fel t i t a g ain last wi nter o n e night i n


.
,

D e c embe r .


A nd ye t I ha v e c ertainly had many a narro w es c a p e
, ,

ma n y an adventure whi c h p ointed to deadly cons equen c es .

I have often been in fights I have been left fo r de ad by r o b .

ber bands I have been condemned to the g allows in Amer


.

i c a to be hanged as a rebel ; and I have bee n thrown into the


s ea,
near the coast o f C hi n a from the bridge o f a shi p , .

E ach time I thought m y self lost a cc e pt in g my fat e wi thou t ,

c omme n t or even regre t .


But that w a s not fright .

I had a touch of it while i n Afri ca And ye t f ri gh t is a .

ch ild o f the north ; sunshi n e dissi p ates it as thou gh i t were


a fo g N o t e t his well gentlemen : among the Orien t als li fe
.
,

c ount s fo r not hin g ; they readily resi gn themselves ; the


F R I G HT 221

night s a r e clear and free of the somber anxieties which


,

harass the imagi n atio n of the people o f n orther n climes I n .

the E ast me n kn ow panic but they do n ot know what ,

fright is .


And here is what happen ed to me i n that lan d of Africa
I w a s crossin g the broad san d d u nes i n the south of
Ouargla 2
That is on e of the stra n gest co u n tries in t h e
.

world Y o uha v e s ee n the smooth sa n d on the i ntermi nable


.

beaches of the ocean Well pictu re the ocea n itself i n the .


,

midst of a storm suddenly become sa n d ; imagi n e a silen t


tempest of motionless wa v es of yellow san d The y are as .

high e s mountai n s these wa v es u n equ al each o n e different



, , , ,

a n d hea v i n g as though they had j u st bee n u n chai n ed larger ,

a n d larger with fu rrow like streaks o n their surface On


,
-
.

this ragi n g s e a sile nt an d motio n less the d ev ou rl n g sun of


, ,

the south beats down remorselessl y The tra v eler must .


_

climb these billows of golde n ashes com e dow n agai n go u p , , ,

climbin g witho u t en d without rest witho ut shade The , ,


.

horses pan t si nki n g to their kn ees a n d slipping as the y go


, ,

down the other side o f these peculiar hills .


There were two of us m y self a n d a frien d a c o m p an i ed , ,

by eight spahis a n d f our camels with their dri v ers We


3
.

no lon ger talked weaken ed b y the heat tired out a n d dr y


, , ,

as the desert itself with thirst S uddenl y o n e o f our men .

gav e a sort o f cr y ; al l o f us stopped ; we remai n ed motion '

less surprised b y a n i n explicable phenomen on known only


,

to travelers i n those desert lan ds .


S omewhere n ear us i n a direction which we could not
, ,

make ou t we heard the beati n g of a drum the my sterious


, ,

dr u m of the dunes ; the beati n g was disti n ct n ow stron g , ,

n ow weaker stoppi n g en tirel y then res u mi n g its fantastic


, ,

roll.

2 A pa r t of t h e Sa ha ra D e s er t i n A g eri a l
N h l di g y A l g e ri a
.

h
.

3 . a tive o rs e s o er s s e r v i n i n t h e F r en c a rm in .
222 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

The Arabs frightened looked a


,
t each other ; o n e s aid
,

in his o w n lan guage D eath is upon u s

,
And behold all .
,

o f a sudden my c ompanion and friend almos t my brother , ,

fell f r om his horse head forward from su n s t ro k e


, , .

F o r two hours durin g wh i c h I t ried in vain to s ave hi m


, ,

t ha t d rum c easelessly ke p t fillin g m y ears with its m onoto


nous noise intermi tt ent and i nc om p rehens ible ; an d I be g an
,

t o feel glide i n to my bones fright t rue fright hideous fri ght , , ,

t here in the pres ence o f the dead body o f m y beloved friend ,

i n t hat s un s c or c hed t rou g h be t ween four hills o f sand ;


-
,

wh ile here six hundred miles from t he nearest French


,

v i lla g e c ont inued t he e c ho o f t he bea t in g o f that strange


,

d r um.


Tha t day I unders t ood what i t w a s t o be fr i ghtened ; I
k new it even be t ter o n an other o cc asion .

The c a p tain interru p t ed the story teller -


P ardon M onsieur but that drum W ha t was it
,
?
,
?

The traveler replied



I know no t hing about it N o one knows Offic ers oft en. .
,

surprised by tha t singular s ound g enerall y attribute i t to ,

an enlarged echo multi p lied immeasurabl y swelled by the


, ,

hollows o f the dunes a sor t o f hail o f g rains o f sand c arried


,

by the wind a n d t hrown agains t t ufts o f dr i ed g rass ; for i t


has been r e m a rk ed t hat the p henomenon is p roduced in t he
vi c ini ty o f small p lants p a rc hed by t he s un and hard as
p ar c hment .


This drum i s therefore no t hing m o r e than a sort o f
mira g e o f sound That s all Bu t this I learned only lat e r
.

. .


I go o n t o my s e c ond ex perience .

It was las t wi nt er i n a forest i n t he northeas t o f Fran c e


, .

N i gh t fell t w o hou r s befo r e i t s ti m e be c ause t he s k y w a s


over c as t M y guide was a p easan t who walk ed a t my s i de
.
,

alon g a V ery narrow p ath beneath an arch o f fir t ree s ,


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t hrou gh whi c h the howlin g w i nd r oared B e t w een t he to p s .


F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

we are n ot very c alm

So .

I removed hi s fears as best I could p leased t o have c ome ,

o n j ust this evenin g when I c ould wi t n ess t his display o f


,

supers t i t ious terror I t old s t ories and su cc eeded somewhat


.
-
,

i n c al mi n g nearly all o f them .


N e a r t he fire p la c e an o ld d og sh aggy haired and almos t ,
-

bli n d on e o f t h o se dogs who seemed t o resemble someone


,

who m we know l ay aslee p his nos e between his p aws


, , .


Ou ts ide t h e f u r i ous s t or m b ea t u p on t he li tt le house ,

and t h r ou gh a na rr ow wi ndow a so rt o f p ee p hole p la c ed ,


-

nea r the doo r I s a w eve r y n o w and t hen i n the fl ashes o f


, ,

t he l i ghtni n g a c onfus i on o f t rees j os tled a b ou t by t he wi nd


, .

In s p it e o f m y effo rt s I c ould f eel t ha t a p rofound t e rr o r


gr i p ped t hese p eo p le and every ti m e I s t o pp ed s p eaki n g
,

every ear w as t urned as t hou gh t o c a tc h a di s t an t sound .

T ired o f wi t ness i n g t hes e fool i sh f ea r s I w a s about t o as k ,

t o be shown t o my r oom when t he o ld g uard m ade a sudden


,

bound from his c hair a g a i n seized his gun and ex claimed in


, ,

a w i ld and bro k en voi c e : H e r e he i s ! H e r e he i s ! I hear
hi m ! The t w o w omen a g ain fel l t o t heir knees i n t he i r

c orners hidin g t heir f a c es ; and the sons aga i n t oo k up their


,

axes I was on c e more g oin g t o tr y t o c alm them when the


.

slee p in g dog r o used himself abru p tly and raisin g his head , , ,

stret c hin g out his ne ck g azin g in t o t he fire with his dimmed


,

eyes he gave f o rt h o n e o f t hose m ournful howls whi c h s o


,

oft en s t ar tle t ravelers a t ni gh t i n t he c ount ry All eyes .

were c entered o n him b u t he r e m ained motionless e r e ct o n


, ,

his feet as though haunted by a vision and be g an t o howl ,

t owards some inv i sible obj e ct unknown fearful no doubt , , , ,



be c ause his hair was bristlin g T he guard p ale cr i ed : H e .
, ,

s c ent s him ! H e s c ents him ! H e w a s t here when I ki lled


him .

And the two women bo th u tt erly dis t ra ct ed b e g an
, ,

t o howl with the do g .

In s p i t e o f mysel f I f el t a c old sh i ver be t ween my shoul


F R I G HT 2 25

ders The sight of that a n imal i n that positio n at th at hour


.
,

i n the midst of those excited people was frightful to see ,


.


S o for a n hour the dog howled without moving ; h e
howled li ke someo n e in the agony o f a dream ; and fright ,

terrible fright took hold of me F right o f what ? D o I


,
.


know ? It was fright that s all ,
.

We remai n ed motio nless p ale awaiting some ghastl y , ,

outcome alert with beati n g heart upset at the least noise


, , , .

An d the dog b egan to walk aro u n d the room sni ffing t h e ,

walls an d gr owli n g c o n stantly That beast drove us mad ! .

Presently my guide grabbed him i n a sort of parox y sm o f


furious terror a n d openin g a door which ga v e upon a small
, ,

court he pitched the an imal o ut


,
.


The dog immediately bec a me qu iet ; a n d we remained in
a spell o f silence e v e n more terri f yi n g S udde n ly all o f u s .

together ga v e a start ; some bei n g scraped agai n st the w a l l


o n the outside in the direction o f the fores t ; it passed agai n s t

the door gr opi n g al on g as with a hesitati n g hand ; then we


,

heard nothi n g for about t w o min u tes which almost dro v e us ,

i n san e ; then it came back co n ti nually grazi n g the wall ;


,

there was a light scratchi n g such as a child might mak e ,

with its nails ; the n all o f a s u dde n a head app eared agai n s t
the glass o f the p e ep hole a whi te head with two glisten i n g
-
,

ey es like those o f a deer And a sound c ame from i t s mo u th


.
,

a n i n distinct sound a plai n ti v e murmur


, .


Then there was the noise o f a great explosio n i n t h e
kitchen The o l d guard had fired Quickly the so n s r u shed
. . ,

forth and stopped up t h e p e ep hole b y puttin g the tabl e


agai n st it buttressin g i t with the sideboard And I v ow


, .

that at the c rash o f the gun shot which I was n ot expecti n g


-
, ,

I felt such a depressi o n o f the hear t t he soul an d the bod y


,

, , ,

that I w a s near c ollapsing re a d y t o die from fright


,
.


We remained there u ntil dawn unable to mo v e or t o s ay ,

a word spellbou n d b y an u n speakable terror


,
.
2 26 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

We did n ot da r e t o f r ee t he door o f i t s b a r ri c ade until we


s aw t hrough a cra ck at the t o p a thin ray o f da y ligh t .


At the foot o f the wall against the door the o ld d o g lay
, , ,

h i s j aw shattered by a bullet .

H e had es c a p ed from the yard by di ggin g a hole beneat h


the fen c e .

T he m an w i th t he t anned fa c e s t o pp ed t alki n g ; then he


a dded :

That ni gh t however I r an n o ris k o f d anger ; yet I


, ,

S hould rather exper i ence again every hour in whi c h I w a s


c onfronted with the most terrible perils than that S ingle
minu t e o f the shot of that gun a t t he bea r ded head a g ainst

the p eep ho le
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.
2 28 F RE N C H SH OR T S T OR I ES

an d t he ba cks o f those t w o passionate fi she rm en


bl e s s m g
with a p leasa n t warmth M o r i s s o t would murmur t o hi s ,
“ ”
nei ghbor : I s a y i sn t it heavenly and M S auva g e would
?
,

.

r eply : C ouldn t be j ollier It was qu It e enou gh to make


them understand and li ke each other .

O r in au t um n towards sunset when t he blood red


, ,
-

s k y a n d crimson c louds were refle c ted in the water the whole


r iver stained with color the horizon flaming whe n o u r two , ,

fri e n ds looked as red a s fire and the t rees already russet and , ,

shi v eri n g at the touch o f wi n ter were turned t o g old M , ,


.

S a u vage would look smilingly a t M o ri s s o t and remark ,



What a sight ! and M o r i s s o t n o t taki n g his eyes off his ,

fl oat would reply e c s t ati c ally :
,
B i t be t ter than it is in
t own eh ?
,

H a v in g made sure of each other the y shoo k h a nds hear t ,

i l y quite moved at meeting a g ain in su c h d i fie r ent c ircu m


,

stan c es M S auvage heavin g a si gh murmured :
. .
,
Nice ,

sta t e of t hin g s ! M o r i s s o t very gloom y quavered out : ,



And what weather ! T oday s the first fin e day this year ! ”

The s k y w a s indeed qui t e blue and full o f light .

They moved on side by s i de ruminative sad M o ri s s o t


, , ,
.

p ursued his thou ght : And fi shin g eh ? What j olly times ,

we used to ha v e
“ ”
Ah ! muttered M S auva g e W hen shall w e go fishin g
. .

again ?

The y entered a little café took an absinthe together and , ,

star t ed o ff once more strollin g alo n g the p avement


,
.

“ ”
S uddenly M o ri s s o t hal t ed : Another nip
,

? he said .

R ight o res p onded M S auvage And in the y went to


-
. .

another wine shop They c ame o u t rather light headed


-
.
-
,

a ff ected b y s o much alcohol o n their sta rving s t omachs The .

day w a s mild and a soft breeze c aressed their faces


, .

M S auvage to whose light headedness this warmth w as


.
,
-
TW O F R I EN D S 22 9

putti n g the fi nishing touch stopped sho rt : I say suppose ,


we go ‘ 7 ’


What d y ou me an ?


Fishi n g .

Where ?

Why a t our islan d The Fren ch outposts are close t o


,
.

C olombes I know C olo n el D u mo u li n ; he ll be sure to let us


.


pass .

M o ri s s o t a n swered qu i v eri n g with eager n ess :


,
All right ;

I m o n ! And the y parted to get their fishi n g gear

,
.

An hour later they were marchi n g alo n g the high road .

The y came prese ntly to the villa occupied b y the C olon el “

w h o much amu sed b y their whim ga v e th em leave


,
And ,
.

furnished with his permit they set o ff agai n ,


.

They soo n passed the ou tposts an d t r a v e r s m g the aban , ,

dou ed vi ll age o f C olombes found themsel v es at the edge o f ,

the little vi n ey ard fields that run down t o the S eine It .

w a s about ele v en o clock



.

The v illage of Arge n teuil opposite seemed quite deserted , ,


.

The heights o f Orgemont a n d S a nn ois comman ded the whole


coun tr y side ; the great plai n stretchi ng to N a nterre w a s
empty utterl y empty o f all but its naked cherry trees an d
,
-

its gra y earth .

M S au v age j erki n g hi s thumb towards the heights mut


.
,

t e re d : The P russian s are up there ! An d disquietude
stole into the hearts o f the two friends looki n g at that de ,

s e r t ed land The Prussia n s ! The y had ne v er see n an y but


.
,

the y had felt them there fo r months all around Paris , ,

bri n gi n g rui n t o France bringing fami ne ; pi llaging mas


, ,

sacring ; i n visible y et i nv i n cible An d a sort o f s u p e r s t i


,
.

tious terror we n t surgi n g through t heir hatred for thi s


unk nown a n d v ictorious race .


M o ri s s ot stammered : —
I say supp ose we were t o meet

s om e ?
2 30 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

W i t h t ha t P arisian j o c ula r i ty wh i c h no thi n g c an r e pr es s



M S auva g e replied : We d give em so m e fried fish
.
’ ’
.

N one the less daun te d b y t he silen c e al l r ound t hey


, ,

hesitated t o go furt he r .

At l a s t M S auv a g e t oo k t he p l un g e
. C ome o n ! B ut we .


must kee p o u r eyes s ki nned !
They g ot down int o a vineyard where they cre pt along all , ,

eyes and ears ben t double t akin g c over behind ev ery bush
, ,
.

There was still a stri p o f o p en ground t o c ros s before they


c ould get t o t he riverside ; they too k it at the double and the ,

momen t t hey rea c hed the ban k p lum p ed down a m on g s t some


osiers .

M o r i s s o t glued h i s ea r t o t he ground fo r any sound o f


footste p s N o t hin g ! T h ey were alone u t terly alone
.
, .

They p lu c ked up s p irit a g a l n and be g an to fish ,


.

In fro n t o f them the Island o f M arant e uninhab i t ed hid , ,

them from the far bank The little i sland restauran t was
.

closed and looked as i f it had been abandoned for years


, .

M S au v age c aught the first g udgeon M o r i s s o t the se c ond


.
, ,

and ever y minute they ke pt p ulling In their lines wi t h a litt le


silvery c reature wri gglin g a t t he end T r uly a mira c ulous .

draught o f fishes !
They placed their s p oil carefull y i n a very fin e meshed net -

suspended in the water a t t heir feet and were filled b y the ,

del i cious j o y that visi t s thos e who k n ow once mo r e a p leasure


o f whi c h they have been deprived too lon g .

The g ood sun warmed t heir shoulders ; they heard noth


in g thought o f not hing were lost t o the world They fi shed
, ,
. .

But suddenly a dull boom whi c h s eemed t o c ome from ,

underground made the eart h t remble T he bo m bardment


,
.

had be gun a g ain .

M o r i s s o t turned his head A way a b ove t he b ank he could


.

s e e on the left the great silhouette o f M ont Valerien show ,

i n g a white plume high u p —


a h ash y puff j ust belched for t h .
2 32 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

standin g c lose t o t hei r very elbows four m en four big , ,

bearded men d r essed i n a so rt o f servant s livery wi t h fl at


, ,

c a p s o n th ei r heads p oint in g r i fl es at them ,


.

The r ods f ell fr o m thei r hands and fl oa t ed o ff down


s t ream .

In a few se c onds t hey were se i zed bound t hrown i nt o a


, , ,

boat and t a k en over t o t he island


,
.

B ehind the hous e that t hey had thou ght deser t ed t hey
p er c eived some twent y German soldiers .

A sort o f hairy giant smoking a great p or c elain p i p e and


, ,

sittin g as t ride o f a c hair s aid i n ex c ellen t Fren c h : W ell, ,

g entlemen wha t lu c k fishi ng
,
?

Whereupon a soldier l aid at his o ffi c er s feet t he ne t f ull ’

o f fish whi c h he had c arefully brou ght alon g


,
.


The P r us sian smiled I s ee no t bad Bu t we ve other
— . .

fish to fry N o w li sten t o me and kee p c ool I re g ard y o u


.
,
.

t w o a s spies sen t t o watch me I take y ou and I shoo t you .


, .

Y o u were p re t ending to fish t he better t o dis guise y our ,

p lans Y ou ve fallen i nto m y hands ; s o mu c h the worse for


.

you Tha t s w a r B ut seeing that you passed through y our


.

.
,

out p osts you mus t assuredly have been given the p assword
,

t o get ba ck agai n Give it me and I ll le t you g o


.
,

.

L iv i d side b y side t he t w o friends were sile nt bu t t hei r


, , ,

hands kept j erki n g with little nervous moveme nt s .


The o fficer c ontinued : N O o n e will ever know ; it will
be all right ; you can g o home quite easy i n your minds I f .


you refuse it s death instan t death C hoose

,

. .

They remained motionless withou t a word ,


.

The P russia n calm as ever s t ret c hed o u t his hand toward s


, ,

t he water an d s aid : Think ! In five mi nutes you ll be a t
,

the bottom of that river In five minu t es Y ou ve got fam i . .



lies I sup p ose
,
?

M on t Valerien went on thunderin g The t w o fishermen .

stood t here s ilent .


T wo F R I EN D S 2 33

The Germa n gav e a n order i n his o wn langu age Then .

he mo v ed his chair S O as n ot to be t o o n ear his prisoners .

Twelv e men came forward took their stan d twenty pa c e s ,

away an d grounded arms


,
.


The officer said : I give y ou o ne mi nute ; not a secon d

more .

An d getti n g up abruptly he approached t h et w o Fre n ch


, ,

men took M o ri s so t b y the arm and drawi n g him aside


, , , ,

whispered : Quick that password Your frie n d n eed n ev e r
,
.

know It will only look as i f I d relented M o ri s s o t mad e


. .

n o answer .

The n the Prussian took M S auva ge apar t and asked h i m .


,

the same question .

M S au v age did n ot repl y


. .

Onc e agai n the y were side b y side The o fli c er gav e a .

word o f command The soldiers rai sed their rifles. .

At that moment M o n s s ot s glance lighted on the n et full ’

o f gudgeo n s l y i n g o n the grass a few pa c es from h i m The .

su n shi n e was falli n g o n that glitterin g heap o f fishes still ,

full o f li fe His spirit sank In spite o f all e ffort his e y e s


. .

filled with tears .


Adieu M S au v age he stammered out
, . .


M S au v age an swered : Adi eu M M o r i s s o t
.
,
. .

They gr asped each other s hands shake n from head t o


foot b y a trembling that they could not c ont rol .


Fire ! cried the o fficer .

Twel v e shots ra n g o ut a s on e .

M S auvage fell forward like a lo g M o r i s s ot t he taller


. .
, ,

wav ered spun roun d and came dow n across his c omrade
, , ,

h i s face u ptur n ed t o the s k y ; blood spur t ed from h i s t uni c ,

torn across the chest .

The German ga v e another order His men dispersed . .

They c ame back with ropes a n d sto n es which the y fastene d ,

t o the feet o f the t wo dead friends whom the y c arried t o t h e ,


2 34 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

river ban k A nd M on t Valerien never c eased r umbl i n g


.

c rowned n o w wi th p iled up clouds o f smoke


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.

T w o o f t he s ol di ers t oo k M o ri s s o t by t he head and heels


t wo o t hers laid hold o f M S auva g e . The bodies swun g
.
,

v i olent ly t o and fr o were hu r led fo r ward des c ribed a c u r ve


, , ,

t hen plun g ed u p righ t in t o t he r i ve r whe r e t he s t ones dra gged


,

them down fee t fi rs t


The wat er s p lashed u p b ub b led w ri n kled t hen fell c alm
, ,

again and t i n y waves ri pp led o ut t owards the bank s


,
.

A few bloods t ains floated away o u t there .


The offic er c alm as ever s aid quie tly : I t s t he fis h
, ,


who ve g o t the luck n o w ! and wen t ba c k towards the house

.

B ut suddenly c at c hin g si ght o f t he net full o f gudgeons


o n the g rass he t oo k i t u p looked i t ove r s m iled and c alled
, , , ,

o ut : Wilhelm !
A soldi er in a white a p ron c a m e runn i n g u p The P r uss i an .

threw him t he S p oil o f t he t w o dead fishermen .

“ ’
Ge t t hese little affairs fr i ed a t on c e while t hey r e s ti ll
ali v e First rate like that !
.
-

And he wen t b a ck t o hi s p ip e .
2 36 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

s urroun d i t B u t I had t o follow up an a fl a i r on c e where


.

t ruly there seemed t o be an element o f the fantasti c I t had .

t o be abandoned moreover through la ck o f mea n s t o solve it


, , .

S e v eral o f the ladies said at once speaking s o qui ckly ,

t hat t heir voi c es sounded a s o n e



Oh ! tell us about i t .

M o n sieur B e r m u t i er s mi led gravel y as an E xaminin g ,

M agistrate sho ul d s mi le H e c on tinued .

“ ’

D on t think thou gh that I w a s able even for a mome n t


, , , ,

to persuade myself t o believe there was any t hin g super


human i h this adventure I beli eve in normal c auses only . .


B ut i f instead o f em p loyin g the word supernatural t o
,

e xpress t ha t which w e do no t understand w e use simply , ,


t h e word i n explicable that would be much better At a ll
,

.

e ven t s in the affair abou t which I am going t o tell o u i t i s


, y ,

p articularly the surrounding c ir c umsta nc es the p reparatory ,

c ircums t ances which stirred me ,


I n fi n e here are the facts : .
,
“ 4
I w a s the E xamining M agi s t ra t e a t Aj accio a li ttle ,

white village nestli ng picturesquely o n the ed g e o f a gulf ,

surrounded on all sides by hi gh mou n tains .


My special business there w a s an i nves t igation o f the
5
a cti v ities c on n ec t ed with t he vende t tas On e finds some o f .

thes e feuds superb some dramati c to the utmost some


, ,

ferocious some heroic We fi n d there the most striki n g cases


,
.

o f vengeance imagi n able hatreds a hu n dred years O ld


, ,

a llayed for a while bu t never extinct ; execrable ruses ;


,

a ssassinatio n s w hi ch take on the p roportio n s o f massacres ,

a n d deeds that are almost gl o r i o u s F o r two y ears I heard .

s peak of nothi ng but the price o f blood o f that terrible C o r ,

sican c ustom which seeks to reve n ge every i nj ury o n t he .

p erso n o f him w h o committed it on his descenda n ts a n d his ,

4 T h e c a p i t a l o f C o s i ca
. T h e i s l a n d o f C o r s i c a i s a p r ov i nc e o f
r .

F a n ce
r
by w h h f ll w k n m en
.

5 A v en d t t is th
e a m d ef l f ed
o e o se -
r res s 1c e o -
i s
b u nd t t k ng ny p e n a l i nj u y d n e t
.

w ere o o a n e fo
e ve ea c r a a m mrs o r o o e
b er f th i
o l n e r c a fam i l y
or .
TH E HA N D 2 37

kin I s a w old men butchered and children together with


.
, ,

their blood relation s M y head was full of such stories . .

On e da y I learned that a n E n glishma n had j ust leased


for se v eral y ears a li ttle villa j ust back from the g ulf H e .

had brought with him a French domestic hired a s he passed ,

through M a rseill es 6
.


S oo n e v er y o n e busied hi mself about thi s strange i n di
vidual who li v ed all b y hi mself comi n g out o nl y to hunt ,

a n d to fis h He spoke to n o o n e n ev er came to town an d


.
, ,

e v er y morni n g for a n hour o r t w o practiced shooting with


, ,

the pistol an d the rifle .

He became the s u b j ect o f queer stories The gossip .

ran that he was a man o f high rank who had fled his country
for political reaso n s ; an d some i n sisted that he had com
mi tt e d a terrible crime and was hi di n g S ome e v e n supplied .

the horrible details


A S E xami ni ng Magistrate I wanted to get hold of som e
information about the man but it w a s impossible to learn ,

a ny thing H e went b y the n ame of S ir John R owell


. .

S o I conten ted my self with merel y keepi n g a close


watch ; but in truth nothi n g seemed to j ustify a suspi cio n
,

of hi m .


Howe v er as the rumors about hi m conti nued grew mor e
, ,

sweep i ng more gen eral I resol v ed to tr y to see thi s stra n ge r


, ,

m y self and I began hunting re g ularl y in the v icini t y o f


,

hi s estate .

I waited a long time for an opportuni ty It prese nted .

itself fi n all y i n the form o f a p artridge whi ch I shot a n d


, ,

killed under the ver y n ose o f the E nglishman M y dog .

fetched it but I as qui ckl y seized the fowl a n d wen t to


,

excu se my impropriety begging S ir John R owell to a c cept ,

the dead bird .

6 Th e
. l g ar es t p o rt in s o ut h e rn Fra n c e a nd the poi nt of
'

d epa rt ure
for C ors ica .
2 38 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

H e was a bi g man with red hair red beard very t all , , ,

well p roportioned a sor t o f Her c ules p la c id and p olite H e


, , .

had none O f the re p uted B ritish stiffness and he has t ened ,

t o t han k me for m y c ourtesy in a F rench s t rongly mark ed


wit h an E n glish a c cent In the c ou r se o f a m ont h w e had
.

c onve r sed five o r s i x times .


Finally o n e eve n in g as I p assed b y his house I not i ced
, ,

hi m s i ttin g straddle o n a c hair in his garden smo ki n g a ,

p i p e I gree t ed him and he i nvited me in t o have a glass


.

o f bee r with him H e did not have t o as k me twi c e


. .


H e r e c eived me with all t he meti c ulous c ourtesy o f the
E nglish s p oke in glowing te rm s o f F ran c e and o f C orsica
, ,

de c larin g tha t he g reatly li k ed t h i s c ount ry and t his c oast .


S o I asked him with mu c h p re c aution under t he s em
, ,

blan c e o f lively i n t eres t s everal questions about his life


,

and h i s ex p erien c es H e answered me wi t hout embarrass


.

m en t t elling me that he had traveled much in A fri c a i n


, ,

t he Indies in Amer i ca H e added laughingly


,
.


I ve had many adventures oh !

Then I resumed the c o n versation about hunting ; he gave


me t he mos t c urious details abou t hunti ng hi p po p otami ,

t igers elephants and even about huntin g gorillas


, ,
.


I remarked
‘ ’
Thos e are all formidable animals .

H e smiled :
‘ ’

Oh ! no The most formidable is man


. .

He burst into a laugh the hearty laugh of a big , ,

c o n tented E nglishman H e c o n tinued .

‘ ’
I ve hunted men a great deal t oo

,
.

An d he s p oke o f weapons aski n g me i nto the house t o ,

show me his c olle ct ion o f gu n s o f various makes .


His livi n g room was draped in black black silk em b r o i d “

ered with gold L arge yellow fl owers bed ec ked the somber
.

cloth shi n ing like fire


,
.
2 40 F R E N C H S H OR T S TOR IE S

S ir John R owell resu m ed gravely °


I t has c ons t ant ly t h r ea t ened t o run away T ha t c ha i n .

i s ne c essary

.


I glan c ed i n qu i ri ngly a t t he ex p ression o n hi s f a c e as ki ng ,

m yself :

Is he c razy o r j us t a morbid j oke r
,
?

But his fa c e rema i ned imp enet rable c alm and b en ev o , ,

le n t I s p oke o f other t hings and admired hi s guns


.
, .


I no t iced t o o that o n t he t able t here were t hree l oaded
, ,

p istols as thou gh t he man li ved i n c ons t ant fear o f being


,
..

a tta c ked .


I v isited h i m s eve r al t imes m o r e T hen I s t op p ed g oin g
. .

The c ommunity be c ame a cc us t o m ed t o his p resen c e ; he was


n o longer the spe c ial o b j e ct o f a tt ention t o any o n e .

A whole y ear elapsed B ut one mor n ing toward t he end


.
,

o f N o v ember m y s e rvan t awoke me with the news tha t S ir


,

J ohn R owell had been ass assi n a t ed during t he night .


A half hour la t er I ent ered the house o f the E n glishma n ,

toget her with the preside nt o f t he poli c e board and the c hief
o f p oli c e .The vale t dis t ra c ted and In despair stood outside
, ,

the door wee p i n g At fi rs t I sus p e ct ed h i m b u t he was


, .
,

i n n ocen t .


The guilty p ar t y has never b een found .

Upon e nterin g the livin g room o f S ir J ohn R owell the


'

firs t thi n g which met my e y es was the c or p s e s t ret ched ,

o n its back in t he mi ddle o f t he fl oor


,
.


The vest w a s t orn a detached sleeve hung loos e and
, ,

e v er yt hin g indi c ated that a terrible s t ruggle had taken p lace .


The E n glishman had been s t rangled ! His f ace black ,

and swollen w a s dread ful and seemed to show sign s o f a


,

horrible fright B etween h i s teeth closed tight he held


.
, ,

s omethi n g ; and i n h i s ne ck were five holes whi c h see m ed


m ade with poi nts of steel and were covered wi t h blood .
TH E HA N D 241

A doct or j o ined us He exami n ed fo r a lon g time the


.

tor n flesh where the fi n gers had plowed through and spoke ,

these strange words °

‘ ’
It lo oks as though he had been stra n gled b y a skeleton .

A chill erept o v er me a n d I cast my ey es o n the wall


, ,

a t the spo t where I had see n that horrible han d with the
S ki n tor n off It was n o lo n ger there The broken chai n
. .

o nly da n gled there .


The n I stooped o v er the corpse a n d noti c ed in the mouth , ,

held tightly o n e o f the fi n gers of that van ished han d cut


, , ,

o r rather sawed O fi b y the teeth at the seco n d j oi n t .


Then we proceeded with the i nv estigatio n We di s c ov .

ered nothi n g N o door had bee n broken n o wi n dow n o


.
, ,

furni ture The two watch dogs had n ot been awaken ed


.
-
.


Here i n a few words is the depositio n o f the ser v a nt
, ,

For a month his emplo y er had seemed troubled He .

had recei v ed many letters all of which he burn ed imme ,

d i a t el y .


O fte n ,
tak in g a riding whip i n a fit of an ger which -
,

bordered o n mad n ess he stru ck with fu r y the shri v eled


,

ha n d fasten ed to the wall a n d detached n o on e kn ows how


,

at the v er y hou r of the crime .


He we n t to bed v er y late an d carefull y locked hi mself i n .

He alwa y s kept weapon s at han d O ften at n ight he S poke .


, ,

o u t lo u d as though he were quarrelin g with so me o n e


This particu lar night howe v er he had made n o n oise


, , ,

and it was o nly whe n he came to ope n the wi n dows that the
serva n t found S ir John R owell assassinated He s u spected .

no o ne .


I told the magistrates an d the officers o f the police what I
knew abou t the dead man an d a minute i n quir y was made ,

o n the whole isla n d N o clue was fo u n d


. .


Then o n e n i gh t t h r ee months after the crime I had a
, , v
,

fea r ful ni ghtmar e It seemed t o me that I s a w the han d


.
,
242 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

t ha t horrible hand run l i k e a s c or p i on o r a s p i de r alon g my


,

cu rtains and m y walls Three t imes I awo k e thre e times


.
,

I went ba ck t o slee p t h r ee ti mes I s a w t ha t hideous hand


,

gallop around m y room movin g i t s fi n g ers li k e c laws


,
.


The nex t day i t was brought t o me havi ng been found ,

in t he c emet ery o n the tomb o f S ir J oh n R owell w


,
h o was ,

buri ed t here ; for we had been unable t o lo c ate his family


The index fin g er was missing .


There ladies y o u have my s t ory I know nothin g more
, .

ab ou t i t .

The women were aghast p ale trembling On e o f t hem , ,


.

ex c laimed :

Bu t tha t i s n o t a d é nouemen t o r an ex p lanation W e ,
.


s hall n o t sleep i f y o u d o n o t t ell us wha t your t heory i s .

The ma gis t rat e smiled with an ai r o f s erl ou s n e s s



Oh o f c ou r se ladies
, ,
I shall p reven t your havi n g bad
.

dreams I t hink i t was simply t hat the le gi tima t e owner


.

o f t he hand was no t dead ; that he came ba c k t o get i t with

the remai ni n g ha n d I ha v e been unable t o u n ders t and


.
,

though h o w he did i t In t ha t res p e ct i t i s a so rt O f v en


,
.

detta .

On e o f t he women remar k ed slowly



N O i t could hardl y have been that
,
.

The E xaminin g M agi s t rate still smili n g co n cluded , ,



I told you a t the be ginning tha t my ex p lanation would
n o t s a t is fy y o u
.
2 44 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

a story full o f t ears and T he Pop e M a le and T he R e v e r e n d


,
s

F a t h e r G a u c h e r s E li xi r, bo t h p rinted i n this
volume t w o

o f his most e ff e ct ive short p i e c es o f humor The stor y .

mentioned first also illustrates D au d et s fondness fo r p o r


t rayi ng c hild l i fe Owin g t o his O wn earl y li fe he always


.

be c omes intensely e m otional when writing about the a ffli c


t ions o f c hildhood B esides a n umber o f short sto r ies o n this
.

theme at least t w o o f his lon ger novels L e P e t i t Ch o s e and


, ,

Ja c k are elaborat i o ns o f the s ame idea .

D audet Is a t his bes t In t he shor t s t or y and hi s s t o ri e s are


,

among the fines t t hat were produ c ed in a lan guage and a


li t erature s e c ond t o none in thi s p ar ti c ular form o f fi c tion .

H e always go t h i s material from his immediate surround


ings s o it is n o wonder t hat t he Fran c o P rus s ian W ar


,
-

entered into his work as it did into that o f s o man y o f


,

his c ontemporaries H e was in P aris at t he t ime o f the


.

siege a n d o f this he tells w ith r emarkable v i vid n es s and


,

striking originali ty i n the S i eg e of B er li n L i k e all his .

countrymen he w a s p rofoundly t ou c hed by t he f ate o f


,

Alsace a n d no nati v e Alsatian c ould exceed D audet in the


,

feeling o f des p air which he expresses i n T h e L a s t L e s s o n


'

o n e o f the stories selected for this v ol u me .

D a u det spent most of his li fe in P aris W here he died o n ,

D e c e m ber 1 6 1 8 9 7 , .
TH E L A S T LE S S ON 1

By A LP H ON S E DA UD E T
T H AT morning it w a s quite late before I started for
school and I w a s terribly afraid I should be scolded
, ,

for Mo n sieur Hamel had told us th at he would questio n us


upo n participles and I did n ot k now the first thing about
,

them F o r a moment I thou gh t o f es c api n g from school and


.

ro vi n g through the fields .

The da y was so warm s o clear ! The blackbirds were ,

whistling o n th e outskirts o f the woods I n R ippert .

Meadow behind the sawm i ll the Pr u ssia n s were drilling


, ,
.

All these thi n gs were far more attracti v e to me than the


r u le for the use O f p a rticiples But I mu stered up strength .

to resist temptation and hurried o n t o school


,
.

As I reached t he t own hall I s a w a group of people ; ,

the y loitered before the little grati n g readi n g the placard ,

posted u pon it F or t w o y ears e v er y bit of bad news had


.

been a no un c ed to us from that grat i n g There we read what .

battles had bee n lost what requisitions made ; there we


,

lear n ed what orders had Issued from headquarters An d .

tho u gh I di d not pau se with the rest I wondered t o m y self , ,


“ ”
What can be the matt er n ow ?

As I ran across the squ are Wachter the blacks mi th who , , , ,

i n comp any with hi s apprentice w a s absorbed i n reading the ,

n otice e x claimed
, ,

N o t s o fast child ! You will reach school soon e n ough !
,

I believ ed he was maki n g game of me a n d I was qu ite ,

out of breath when I entered Mo n sieur Hamel s small ’

domai n .

1 T ra n s a t e l d by M a ri an M cInt y r e Co py ri gh t 1 89 9 , by Li t t l e
y
. .
, ,
B ro w n a nd C o m p a n .
2 46 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

N o w, at the beginnin g o f t he session t here was usuall y


su c h an uproar that i t c ould be heard as far as the street ,
.

D esks were o p ened and shut lessons re c ited a t the t op o f ou r


,

voi c es all shoutin g together ea c h o f us sto p pin g his ears


, ,

that he might hear be tter Then the mas t er s bi g r ule r would


.

des c e n d u p on h i s desk and he would say , ,



S ilen c e
I c ounted u p on making my entran c e in t he mi ds t o f the
usual babel and r ea c hin g my seat unobserved bu t upon ,

this p arti c ular mo r nin g all was hushed S abbath s t illnes s .

rei gned Through the open window I c ould see t hat my


.

comrades had alread y taken their seats ; I could see M o n


sieur H amel hi mself p assin g ba ck and fo rth his f o rmi dab le
, ,

iron ruler under his arm .

I mus t o p en t ha t door I mus t en t er in t he midst o f that


.

dee p silen c e I need no t t ell y o u t ha t I g rew r ed i n the


.

fa c e and t e r ror seized me


, .

But s t ran g ely enough as M ons i eur H amel s c ruti nized


, ,

me there w a s n o an g er i n h i s g aze H e sa i d very g ently


, .
,

T ak e your sea t qui ckly m y li ttle F r an z We we r e go i n g
,
.


to be gi n wi t hou t you .

I c li m bed o v er the ben c h and s eated mys elf Bu t when


,

I had re c overed a little from my frigh t I no t i c ed that o u r ,

mas t e r h a d donned his beautiful gre en fro c k c oat h i s finest -


,
2
f r i lled shir t and his embroidered bla ck sil k c alott e whi c h
, ,

he wore only o n inspe c tion days o r upon t hose o c casions ,

when prizes we re dis t ribu t ed M oreover an ext raordinary .


,

solemnity had t aken p os session o f my c lassmates B ut t h e . .

great es t surprise of all came when my e y e fell upon the


b enches a t the far t her end o f the room Usually they were
‘ .

empty but upon this morni ng the villagers were se ated


,

t here solem n as oursel v es T here s a t old Hauser with his


,
.
,

t hree c ornered hat there s a t the v enerable m a y o r t h e a ged


-
, ,

2 T h e s k u ll c a p w o rn by t ea c h ers
.
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.
2 48 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

him fo r for ty years o f faithful service a nd desired t o p ay ,

thei r res p e c ts t o t he land whose em p ire w a s departin g .

I w as bus i ed wi t h t hese r e fl e c tions when I h eard m y


n am e c alled I t was n ow my tu rn t o re c i t e Ah ! wha t
. .

would I n ot h a ve g iven t hen had I been able t o r e p eat fro m


,

be gi nni n g t o end t h at famous rul e for t he us e o f p ar t i ci p les


loudly dis t in c tly a nd wi th ou t a s in gle mi s t ak e ; bu t I
, ,

be c ame ent an gled i n the fir s t f ew words and r e m ai ned ,

standi n g a t my se at swi n gi n g f r om S i de t o s i de my h eart


, ,

swelli n g I dared n ot r ai s e m y head M ons i eu r H amel


. .

was add r ess i n g m e .


I shall n o t chi de t hee m y li ttle F r an z ; t hy p unishmen t
,

w i ll be grea t enou gh S o i t i s ! W e s ay t o ou r selves e a c h


.


day B ah ! I have t Im e enou gh I wi ll lea r n tomorrow
,
. .

And n o w s ee wha t r esults A h it has eve r been t he greatest


.
,

mi s fo rtune o f ou r Als a c e tha t s h e was wi llin g t o p ut o ff


learnin g t ill To m or r ow ! And n o w t hese forei gners c an

s a y t o us and j us t ly ,
Wha t ! yo u p rofess t o be F ren c hmen
, ,

a n d c an ne i ther s p ea k n o r w ri t e you r o w n lan guage ?



And
i n all thi s my p oor Fran z y ou are n o t t he c h i ef c ul p r i t
, ,
.

E a c h o f us has somethin g t o r e pr oa c h hi m s el f wi th .


Y ou r p a r ent s have n ot shown enou gh anx i e t y abou t
havin g y ou edu c at ed They pr efer r ed t o s ee y o u s p i nnin g
.
,

o r t i lli n g t he so i l s i n c e t ha t b r ou ght t he m i n a f ew more


,

sous 5
. And have I no t h i n g wi th wh i c h t o r e pr oa c h myself ?

Did I n ot O ft en send y ou t o wa t e r m y g arden when y ou


should have b een a t y our t asks ? And i f I wished t o g o
trout fis h i ng w a s my c ons ci en c e i n t he l eas t d i s tu rb ed when
-
,

I g ave y ou a holiday ?

On e t opi c leadin g t o ano t he r M ons i eu r Hamel b e g an t o ,

s p eak o f t he F r en c h lan gua g e s ayin g it w a s t he stron gest


, ,

c leares t mos t beau ti ful langua ge in t he world whi c h we


, ,

m ust ke ep as o u r herita ge never allowin g it to be for gott en


, ,

5 A s ou i s w o rt h o ne c ent
. .
TH E L A S T LESSON 249

telli ng us that when a nation has be c ome enslaved she holds ,

the ke y w hi c h shall unloc k her pr i son a s lo ng a s s h e pr e


s erves her nati v e tongue .

Then he took a gram m ar and r ead our les s on t o us and


, ,

I w a s amazed t o s ee how well I unders t ood E ve ry thi ng .

he said seemed s o very S imple s o eas y ! I had never I , ,

beli e v e li stened t o an y one as I lis t ened t o hi m at that


,

moment and ne ve r befor e had he sho wn s o mu c h pati ence


,

i n hi s explanations I t really seemed as i f the poor man


.
,

a nxious t o impart eve rythi ng he knew before he t ook leave


o f us,
desired to strike a single blow t hat mi ght d ri v e all
h i s kno wledge into o u r heads a t on c e .

The lesson was followed b y writing F o r thi s o cc as i on .

M onsieur Hamel had prepared some c opie s tha t were cn


t i r ely n ew and upon these we r e wri t t en in a be au ti ful r ound
,
“ ”
ha n d Fr a nc e Als a c e ! F r a n c e Als a c e !
, , ,

These words were as inspiri n g as the sigh t o f the ti ny


flags attached to t h e r o d o f o ur desks It was good t o see .

how ea c h on e applied hi mself and how silent it was ! N o t


,

a sound sa v e the scrat chi n g o f pe n s as they t ou ched our


papers On c e indeed s o me c o ck chafers entered the room
.
, , ,

but no one paid the le a st attention to them not even the ,

ti n iest pupil ; for the youn gest were absorbed i n tra c ing

their s t raight strok es as earnestly and co n s cien tiously as i f


these too were wri tt en i nFren c h ! On the roof of the school
house the pigeon s were c ooi n g softly and I thought t o ,

m y self as I listened And must they als o be c omp elled t o
,

si n g i n German ?
From t ime t o time looki ng up from my p a ge I s aw
, ,

M o n sieur Hamel motionless in hi s c hair hi s eyes rive t ed


, ,

upon each ob j ect about hi m as i f he desired t o fi x i n hi s


,

mi nd and forever every detai l o f hi s li tt le s c ho ol


, , R em e m .

ber th at for forty y ears he had been c ons tantl y a t h i s p os t ,

in that ver y school r o om faci n g the same playground L i ttle


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, .
2 50 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

had c hanged The des k s and ben c hes were p oli sh ed and
.

wo r n through lon g use ; t he walnu t t rees in t he p lay ground


,
-

had g rown taller ; and t he h o p vine h e himself had p lant ed -

c urled its t endrils a bout t h e wind o ws runnin g even t o the ,

r oo f What anguish must have fi lled the p oo r man s heart


.

as he thought o f leavin g all t hese t hin g s and heard his ,

sist er moving t o and fro i n t h e r oom overhead busied i n ,

fastening t heir t runks ! F o r o n t he m orrow t hey were t o


leave the c ountry never t o r et urn N evertheless his c ou r a g e
,
.
,

did n o t falter ; n o t a S in gle lesson was omit t ed A ft er writ .


in g c ame history and then t he li ttle one s san g thei r B a B e
, , ,


Bi Bo Bu
, t o g ether Old H auser a t t he b a ck o f t he r oom
, , .
, ,

had pu t o n his s p e ct a c les and holdin g his p rime r in both , ,

hands was S pelling ou t t he le tt ers with t he little ones H e


,
.

t o o was absorbed in his t as k ; his vo i c e t rembled wi t h em o


tion a n d i t w a s s o c omi c al t o hear hi m t hat we a ll wa nted
,

t o laugh and t o c ry a t t he s ame momen t Ah ! neve r shall .

I forget that las t lesson !


S udde n ly t he chur c h c loc k struc k twel v e a n d then the ,

An g elus was heard


6
.

A t the same moment a t rumpet blast u n der o u r window ,


-

annou nc ed tha t the P russians were re turning from drill .

M onsieur H amel ros e in his c hair H e was very pale bu t .


,

never before had he s eemed t o me s o t all as at tha t moment .


M y friends he said my friends I I — —
,

B ut something c hoked him H e c ould not fi n ish . .

Then he took a p iece o f chalk and g ras p in g i t wit h all , ,

his strengt h wro t e in his lar g es t hand


, ,


VI V E LA F RA N C E
H e r emained standin g a t t he blackboard his head resting ,

aga i ns t t he wall H e did no t s p eak again but a motion o f


.
,

his hand s aid to us



T hat is all Y o u are dismissed . .

6 T h e An gel u s i s a C a t h o l i c d e t i o n l ex r i s e re p ea t e d a t m o rn
vo a e c
u n et u p n t h e i n g i n g o f t h e h u h b ell
.

i ng n
,
n ndoo ,
a s s o r c rc .
2 52 F RE N C H S H OR T ST O R IE S

ended b y d i s c ove ri n g what I want ed namel y the s t ory o f , ,

the mule with that famous kic k whi c h S he ke pt fo r seven


years The t ale is p rett y thou gh r at he r nai ve a nd I shall
.
, ,

tr y t o t ell i t t o y o u j us t as I read it yest erda y in a manus c ript


c olored b y the wea t her smellin g o f good dried lavender and ,

tied w i t h t he Vir gi n s th r eads — as t hey call g ossamer in t hese


p arts .

W hoso did n o t s e e A v ign on in the days o f the P o p es has


s een nothin g F or gaye ty life animatio n the ex c i t emen t of
.
, , ,

fes t ivals neve r was a t own like i t From mornin g t il l night


,
.

t here w a s nothin g but pro c ess i ons p i l grimages s t reets , ,

strewn w it h flowers draped with t a p es t ries c ardinals arriv


, ,

ing b y the R hone banners i n the breeze gal leys dressed in


, ,

flags the P o p e s soldiers c hantin g L atin o n the squares and


, ,

the tinkling ra t tle o f t he begging friars ; while from garret .

to c ellar of houses t ha t pressed hummin g r ound t he g rea t , ,

p a p al p ala c e like bees ar o und their hi v e c ame the ti c k ta c k ,


-

o f la c e looms the t o and fr o o f shuttles weaving the gold


-
,
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thread o f c hasub les t he ta p ta p o f the g oldsmith s c hasing ’


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tools t a pp i n g on t he c hali c es t he t un i ng o f c hoir instruments ,


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at the lu t e makers the so n gs o f t he S pinners at their work ;


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and above all this ros e t he sound o f bells and alwa y s t he e c ho ,

o f c er t ain t ambourines c om i n g fro m away down t here o n the

brid g e o f A v i gnon B e c ause w i th us when the p eo p le are


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ha pp y t hey mus t dan c e t hey mus t dan c e ; and as i n t hose


days t he s treets were too narrow fo r the fa rcm do le fifes and 5


,

tambour i nes posted t hemselves o n t he bri d g e o f Avignon in


the fresh breeze o f t he R hone and day and ni ght f olk s ,

da nc ed t hey dan c ed Ah ! the ha p py ti mes ! t he ha pp y t own !


,
.

H alberds t ha t did no t wound p riso n s where the w m e w a s p u t ,

to c ool ; n o hunge r no w a r That s h o w t he P o p es of t he



.
,

5 A P ro v enca l d a nce in w ic h h the dan c ers w er e a r ra n g ed in a


l ng l i n
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o e.
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253

C omtat governed their people ; a n d that s why their people


6 ’

s o deepl y regretted them .

There was o n e P ope especially a good old man c alled ,

Bon i face Ah ! that on e many were the tears S hed i n Avign o n


.
,

whe n he was dead He was s o ami able s o a ff able a pri n ce !


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,

He la u ghed s o merrily o n the back of his mule ! And whe n


y o u passed him were y o u o n l y,
a poor little gatherer of mad
der roots or the gran d pro v ost of the town he ga v e y ou his
-
, ,

ben ediction s o politel y ! A real Pope of Y v etot b ut a Yvetot ,

of P ro v en ce with somethi n g delicate i n his lau gh a S prig o f


, ,

sweet marj oram i n his cardi n al s cap an d n e v er a Je a nn et o n ’

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the onl y Je a nn e t o n he was e v er kn own to ha v e that good ,

F ather was his v i n ey ard his own little v i n e y ard which he


, ,

pla nted himself three leagues from Av igno n amon g the


, ,

my rtles o f C h ateau N eu f

.

E v er y S unday after vespers the good ma n paid court


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, ,

to h i s vi n ey ard ; a n d when he was up the re S itti n g i n the ,

blessed s un his mu le n ear hi m his cardi n als stretched o u t


, ,

be n eath the grape vi n es he wou ld order a flask of the wi n e ,

o f his o w n growth to be ope n ed — that beau ti ful wi n e the , ,

color of r u bies which is n ow called the C h é t e a u N e uf d e s


,
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P a p e s a n d he sipped it with S ips gazi n g at his v i n e y ard


, ,

ten derly Then the flask empt y the da y fadi n g he rode


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, , ,

back j o y ously to town the C hapter followi n g ; an d when he ,

crosse d the bridge of Av i gno n throu gh the tambou rines an d


the fa r a n dbl e s his mule s e t goi n g b y the mu sic paced alon g
, , ,

i n a S kippi n g little amble while he himself beat time to the ,

dan ce with his cap which greatl y scan dalized the cardi n als
,

but made the people s ay : Ah ! the good pri n ce ! Ah ! the

ki n d Pope !
What the P ope lo v ed best in the world n ext to his v i n e ,

yard o f C h ateau N eu f was his mu l e The good ma n doted


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o n that a n imal Ev er y e v eni n g before he we nt to bed he we nt


.

6 A not h
. n me f th erd i t i t i n lu d i n g A i gn n
a or e s r c c v o .
2 54 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

to see i f the s t able was locked i f nothing was la cki n g in the


,

manger ; and never did he rise fro m the table without seeing
with h is o w n e y es the p re p aration o f a grea t bowl o f wi ne
in the Fren c h fash i on with su g ar and s p i c e whi c h he took ,

to hi s mule himself 1 n s p ite o f t he remarks o f h i s c ard i nals


, .

It must be said tha t t he mule was worth the t rouble S he .

w as a handsome bla c k mule with reddish points sure footed


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hide shining back broad and full c arr y ing proudly her thin
, ,

little head decked o ut with p ompo n s a n d ribbo n s silver bells ,

and streamers ; ge n tle as an angel withal innocent eyes a n d , ,

t w o long ears always shaking which gave her t h e look o f a


, ,

downright good fellow All Avignon respected her and


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whe n s h e passed through the streets there were no civilities


that the p eople did not pay her ; fo r every o n e knew t here

was no better w a y t o stand well at court a n d that the P o p e s ,

mule fo r all her inno c e n t look had led more than o n e man t o
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fortune wi tness T i s t et V ed ene and his amazin g adventure


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This T i s t et V edene w a s in point o f fact an i mpudent


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youn g rogue whom hi s father G uy V edene the goldsmith


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had bee n forced t o turn ou t o f his house be c ause he would ,

not work and onl y debauched the appre ntices For S i x .

months T i s t et dragged his j acke t through all the gutters o f


Av ignon bu t p rincipall y thos e near the p apal palace ; for
,

the rascal had a notion in his head about the P o p e s mul e


and you shall n o w s e e wha t mischief w a s in i t .

On e day when his Holines s was riding all alone beneath


the ramparts behold our T i s t et approaching him and say
,

ing with his hands c lasped in admiration


,

Ah ! m o n D i e u H oly F ather what a fine mule y ou are
, ,

riding ! Jus t le t me look at her Ah ! P ope wha t a mule ! .


,

The E m p eror o f German y has n t her equal ’


.

And he stroked her and spoke to her softly as i f t o a


prett y you n g lad y

C ome here my treasure m y j ewel m y pearl
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25 6 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

h er t ail Qui nquet j um p ed o n he r ba ck Bé lu gu et pu t his ha t


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o n her head an d n ot o n e o f the ras c als e v er t hought that


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with o n e g ood kic k o f her hi n d legs the worthy animal c ould -

send t he m all t o the p olar star and farther still i f s h e c hose ,


.

B u t n o ! y ou are n ot t he P ope s mule fo r nothing that mule


— ’

o f benedi c tions and p lenary i ndulgen c es The lads m i gh t .

do w ha t t hey liked S h e was never angry wi th them ; i t was


,

only T i st et V ed ene whom S he hated H e i n deed ! when .


,

S he felt him behind her her hoofs itched ; and reason enough ,

t oo .

That good fo r nothi n g T i s t et p la y ed her such villai n ous
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t ri c ks H e had such c ruel ideas and inventions after dri nk


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g.

On e da y he took it into his head to mak e her g o with him


into t he belfry high up very high up t o the p eak o f the
, , ,

p ala c e ! W ha t I am telli n g y o u i s n o t ale ; t w o hundred


thousand P ro v e n cal men a n d wo m en s ay i t Im a gl n e t he .

terror o f t ha t unfortunat e mule when after turnin g fo r an , ,

hour blindly r ound a c or k screw stair c ase and climbin g I


, ,

don t know h o w many s t eps S he found herself all o f a sudden


o n a p latfo r m blazing with light while a t housand feet below ,

he r S h e saw a diminutive Avignon t he boo ths i n t he market ,

n o bi g ger t han nuts t he P o p e s soldiers movin g about t heir


barra c k li k e little red ant s and down t he r e brigh t as a S ilver , ,

t hread a micros c o p i c li ttle brid g e o n which t hey were


,

dancin g dancin g A h ! poor beast ! wha t a p an i c ! A t the


,
.

cr y S h e gave all t he windows o f t he p ala c e shook


, .

W hat s t he ma tter ? wha t are they doing to my mule



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cri ed the g ood P o p e rushin g o ut u p on his balco ny ,


.

T i s t et V edene was already i n t he c our t yard p retending t o


wee p and t ear hi s ha i r .


Ah ! grea t Hol y F ather what s the matter indeed ! M o n ,

D i e u ! what will b e c o m e o f us ? T he r e s you r m ule gone u p t o


the belfry .

All alone ?
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great Holy Father all alon e L ook up there high


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up Don t y ou s e e the tips o f her ears poi n tin g o u t like


.



two swall ows ?

M erc y ! cried the p oor Pope raisi n g his e y es Why,
.
,

s h e must have go n e mad ! S he ll kill herself ! C ome down


come down you lu ckless thi n g !


,

S he wa nted n oth in g s o much as to come down


but how ? which wa y The stairs ? not t o be thought o f ;
?

the y ca n be mounted those thi n gs ; but as fo r goi n g do wn !


,
s

why the y are en ough t o break on e s legs a h u n dred times


,

.

The poor mule was in despair a n d while circli n g roun d an d


,

rou n d the platform wi th her big e y es fu ll o f v ertigo S h e


thought o f T i s t et Veden e .


Ah ! bandi t i f I o nly escape what a kick tomorro w
,


morni n g !
That idea o f a kick put some courage i n to her heart ; with
o u t i t she ne v er could have held good At last the y ’

.
,

managed t o save h er ; but t was quite a serious affair The y



.

had t o get her down with a derrick ropes a n d a sli n g Y ou , ,


.

can fan c y what humiliatio n it was for a P ope s mule t o s e e ’

h erself suspended at that height her four hoofs swimm ing ,

in the void like a cockchafer han ging t o a stri n g And al l .

Av ignon look ing a t her !

The unfortunate beast coul d not S leep at n ight Sh e .

fan cied s h e was still turning round a nd rou n d that curse d


platform while the town laughed below and again S he ,

thought o f the i n famous T i st et and a fi n e kick of her heels


S he would let fly at him nex t day Ah ! friends what a k i ck .
,

the dus t o f i t would be seen as far as Pam p é ri gou s t e .

N ow while this notable reception was bei n g made read y


,

fo r him i n the P ope s stable what d o y o u thin k T i s t et V eden e



~

was about ? He w a s descen di n g the R ho n e o n a papal gal


ley singi n g as he we n t his way t o the C our t o f N aples with a
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7 A P ov enca l exp es s i o n of p i ty
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258 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

tr oo p o f youn g nobles who m t he t own o f Av i gnon sen t eve r y


year t o Queen J eanne t o pr a ct i c e di p loma c y and fine man
ners T i s t et Vedene was n ot noble ; but t he P o p e was bent
.

o n rewardin g him f o r t he c a r e he had given t o his mule and


,

e spe c i all y fo r the a c tivity he dis p layed in sav i n g he r f r o m he r

p erilous situation .

T h emule was the dis a pp ointed par t y o n t he m o rrow !


“ ”
Ah ! th e ba n dit ! he suspected something S he thought , ,

S haki n g her silver bells N o matter fo r that scoundrel ;
.
,
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you ll find i t when y o u ge t back t ha t ki c k ; I ll keep i t fo r
,

you !
A n d S he kept i t fo r him .

Aft er T i s t et s de p a r ture the P o p e s mule returned t o he


’ ’

tra n quil wa y o f li fe and her usual p roceedin gs N o more .

Qui n que t no more B élu gu et in t he stable The g ood ol d days


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o f the spiced wine came bac k and with t hem good humor -
,
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lo ng sies t as and t he li ttle g avo tt e ste p as s h e crossed the


,

bridge of Avi gnon N e v ertheless S i n ce her adventure a cer


.
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t ain c oldnes s was S hown t o her i n the t own W h i s p er m g s .

were heard as s h e p assed o ld p eo p le shoo k t he i r heads chil


, ,

dren laughed and p ointed t o t he belf r y T he g ood P ope .

himself no longer had quite the same c onfiden c e i n his


friend a n d when he le t himself g o i n t o a ni c e l i ttle na p o n
,

her back of a S unday retur n i n g from his v i ne y ard he


, ,

always had t his t hough t latent in his mind : What i f I

S hould wake u p there o n t he platform ! The mul e felt th1 s ,

a n d s h e suffered bu t s aid nothing ; only wheneve r t he name


, ,

o f T i s t et V eden e was uttered i n her hearing he r lo n g ea r s ,

quivered and s h e s t ru ck t he i ron o f he r shoes hard u p on


,

t he p avement with a little snor t .

S even years wen t b y Then a t t he end o f thos e seven


.
,

years T i s t et V edene returned from the C our t o f N a p le s


,
.

His time was n ot yet fin ished over t he r e bu t he had heard ,

t hat the P ope s head mus t ard beare r had d i ed sudd enly at

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2 60 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

le ft t he p ala c e, and with what im p atien c e he awaited the


ceremony o f the morrow A n d y et there was o n e more i m.

p a t ient and more content than he ; it w a s the mule After .

V edene s re t urn until ves p ers o n the fo ll o w 1 n g day that


terrible animal never c eas ed t o stuff herself with oats and ,

p ra cti c e her heels o n the wall behind her S he t o o was p re .


, ,

p arin g fo r t he c eremony .

Well o n the morrow when vespers were said T i s t et


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V edene made his e ntr y into t he papal c ourt yard All the -
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grand cl er gy were t here ; the c ardinals in t heir red robes ,

,
8
the devil s advo c a t e in bla ck velvet the c onven t abbots i n

the i r sm all m iters t he wardens o f S aint Ag r i c o t he V iolet


,

,

hoods o f the P ope s household the lower clergy also the


, ,

P ope s guard in full uniform the three peni t ential brother ,

hoods the hermi t s of M ont Ventoux wi t h their sullen fa c es


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and the li ttle cler k who walk s behind t hem with a bell t he ,

fl a g ella t i n g friars naked t o the waist the ruddy sex t ons in


j udge s go w
,

ns all all down t o t he g i vers o f holy wat er


, , , ,

and t he man w h o lights and h i m w h o p uts o u t t he c andles


not o n e mis si n g Ah ! t w a s a fi ne ordination ! B ells fir e
.

crackers sunshine musi c and always thos e frantic t am


, , ,

b o u r i n e s leadin g t he f a r a n d o le over there on t he bridge ,


.

When V edene a p peared in the midst o f t his great assembly ,

his fine bearin g a n d handsome fa c e sen t a murmur of ad m i


'

rat i on through t he c rowd H e w a s truly a ma gnifi c e n t


.

P roven cal ; bu t o f the blonde ty pe with thi c k ha i r c urling at ,

the t ips a n d a dainty lit tle beard tha t looked like slivers o f
, ,

fine metal falle n from the chis el o f his father the goldsmith ,
.

The rumor ran that the fingers o f Queen Jeanne had some
times played i n the curls of that golde n beard ; and in truth , ,

the S i eur de V edene had the s elf glorifyi n g air and the -

abstracted loo k o f men that queens have lo v ed On this .

day in order to do honor to his native t own he had s ub s t i


, ,

8 T h e d o ct o r w h o o pp o s es t h e ca nd i d at e f or c a no ni at i o n
.
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TH E P O P E S M U LE

2 61

t u t ed for his N eapolita n clothes a tunic edged with pi nk ,

a la P r o v e n a le a n d i n his hood there qu ivered a tall feather


c ,

of the C amargu e ibis 9


.

A S soo n as he e ntered the new o ffic ial bowed with a gallant


,

air a n d approached the high portico where the Pope was


,

waiti n g to gi v e him the i n s i gnias of his rank n amel y a , ,

woode n spoo n a n d a sa ffro n coat The mule was at the .

foot of the steps saddled a n d bridled all read y to go t o the


, ,

vi n ey ard ; as he passed beside her T i s t et V ed en e smiled ,

pleasa ntly a n d stopped to gi v e her a frien dl y pat or two o n


,

the back glan ci n g a s he did so o u t o f the cor n er of his ey e


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to s ee if the Pope noticed it The positio n was j u st right .


,

the mule let fl y her heels .

There take it v illai n ! S even y ears ha v e I kept it for


, ,

thee !
An d s h e gave him so terrible a kick s o terrible that e v en

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a t P a m p e r i o u s t e t h e smoke was seen a whirlwi n d o f blo n de


g
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d u st i n which flew the feather of a n ibis an d that w a s all


, ,

that remai n ed of the u n fortunate T i s t et V ed en e !


M ule kicks are n ot u s u all y s o destructi v e ; b u t this was a
papal mule ; a n d then j ust thi nk ! s h e had kept it for him for
,

se v en y ears There is n o fi n er example o f ecclesiastical


.

ran cor .

9 . l d
A n i s an i n th e R h o ne , nea r i t s m out h .
T H E R E V E R E N D FAT H E R GAU C H E R S E L I X I R ’
1

BY A L PH ON S E D AUD E T

D RIN K t h i s neighbor and tell m e what y o u think o f it


, ,
.

And drop b y drop with the scrupulous care o f a lapidary


,

c ou n ting p earls the c u ré o f Gra v eson p o u r ed m e o ut t w o


,
'

fin g ers o f a golde n green liquor warm S himmering exquisite


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.

It warmed my stomach like su n shi n e .

That is F ather Gaucher s eli xir the pr ide and the heal t h ’

,

o f o u r P rovence the good man informed me trium p hantly
2
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,

It is made at the P remonstratensian convent a cou p le o f


3
,

lea g ues from your mill Isn t it worth all t heir


.

C hart reuses ? 4
And i f y o u only knew how amus
ing the story o f this elixir is ! Jus t lis t en .

Thereupon quite innocently t hinki n g n o evil i n t he p res , ,

by t e ry di n ing room s o simple and quie t with its little p i c tures


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o f the S tations o f t he C ros s and its p retty white star c hed

c urtains like surplices the abbé bega n to tell me a tale j ust


,

a little S keptical and irre v ere n t a fter the man n er o f a story ,

f rom E rasmus or D A s s o u c y
5 6 ’

T went y y ears ago the P remonstratensia n s o r rather the ,

White Fathers as o u r P rovencals call them had fallen into


, ,

great po v ert y I f y ou had s ee n their hous e in those da y s it


.
,

wo u ld ha v e made your heart ache .

“ ’
The grea t wall a n d S t P achomius towe r were fallin g .

i nt o p ieces .Arou n d the weed grown cloisters the columns


1 T a n s l a t ed by W i ll i m M et c l f e
. r a a .

2 A di st i t i n s ut h e n F an e
r c o r r c
d o f Au gu t i ni n m n k s f u n d ed i n 1 1 2 0
.
.

3 An or er s a o o
by t h e C t h u i n m n k s
.
,

4 A l i qu u m ad
.

e r e ar s a o .

5 A f m us D ut h s h l
.

a o 1 465 1 5 36
c c o a r, -

6 A b u l es qu e p et
. .

. r f th 1 7th
o e n t u ry
o e c .

2 62
F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

wi tt ed wo m an i n L es B aux c alled Aunt ie B é go n and t hen , ,

t a k en i n by the m on k s the unfortuna t e c owherd had never ,

b een able t o learn any t hing ex c e pt t o drive his beasts and t o


r e p eat his p a t ernos t er and even tha t he s aid i n P rovencal :
,

f o r he had a t hi c k skull and his wits were about as shar p as ,

a l e a d e n dagger A ferve n t C hr i stian fo r all that tho ugh


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, ,

s omewhat visionary quite c omfor t able i n h i s sackcloth


,
and ,

d isci p linin g himself wi t h stron g c onv i ct i on and su c h arms !

When the y saw him enter the c ha pter house S im p le and -


,

c low n ish and salut e the assembly with a s c ra p e p rior


, , ,

c a n ons t reasurer and every o n e burs t o u t lau ghin g ‘


.
, ,

That w a s always t he effect produced ever y where t hat his


ho n est grizzled face a p peared with its goatee and i t s
, ,

somewhat vacuous eyes ; s o B rothe r G au c he r w a s not p u t


about .


Y our R e v erences he said in a good natured tone t wist
,

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,

i n g a t hi s oli v e stone beads it s a true saying that em pt y ’
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,

barrels make the most sou n d What do y ou t hi n k B y p ut


? .

t ing m y poor brains to steep though they re so ft enou gh ,


alread y I do believe I ve found t he w a y t o g e t us all o ut


,

o f o u r di fficulties .


It s this w a y You k now Au n ti e B eg on the good woman

.
,

who took care of me w hen I was lit tle God rest her soul the

,

o l d S i n ner S he used to sin g some queer son g s when she had


drink Well what I wan t to tell y o u my reverend fathers

, , ,

is tha t when Au ntie B egon w a s ali v e she knew the herbs that
grow in the mountains as well and better than any o ld hag in
C orsica A n d b y the same token i n her latter days s h e com
.
, ,

pou n ded a h i n comparable elixir by blending fi v e o r six sorts


o f simples which we used to go and gather to g ether in the
,

Al p i ll e s That s ma ny a year ago ; but I think that with the


.

aid o f S ai n t Augustine a n d the permissio n o f o u r father


abbot I might i f I sear ch carefully re c all the c omposi


,
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RE V FATH ER G A U C H ER S EL I X I R

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2 65

tion o f that my ster i ous elixir Then we S hould only have t o


.

put it into bottles an d sell it a little dear and the c om ,

mun ity would be able to get ri c h at its ease like o u r br ethren ,

at L a Trappe a n d the Gran de .


He had not time to fi n ish The prior got up and fell .

o n his neck The c an ons took him b y the han ds The treas
. .

u r er e v en more deepl y mo v ed tha n any of the others


, ,

respectfully kissed the fra y ed hem o f his cowl Then .

each retur n ed t o his stall to deliberate ; and i n solemn assem


bly the chapter decided t o entru st the cows to Brother
Thras y bulus i n order that B rother Gaucher might de v ote
,

himself entirely t o the preparation o f his elixir .

H ow did the good brother man age t o recall Auntie


B é go n s recipe What efforts what vigils did it cost him ?

?
,

His t or y does n o t relate But this much is certain at the end


.
,

of S ix mo n ths the White F athers elixir was v er y popular ’

alread y In all the C omtat in all t h e Arles district not a


.
,

m a s n o t a farm house but had at the backdoor o f its spence


,
-
,

among the bottl es o f wi n e s y rup and j ars o f o li ve s p i c k o lz nes


a little brown sto n e flagon sealed with the arms o f P rovence ,

with a monk in ecstas y o n a S il v er label Thanks t o the .

v ogue o f its elixir the house o f the Premo n stratensia n s got


rich ver y rapidly S t P achomius tower was rebuilt The
. .

.

prior got a new miter the church grand n ew painted wi n


,

dows ; and in the fine t racer y o f the steeple a whole fli gh t


of bells big and little alighted one fine E aster morni n g
, , ,

chiming an d pealin g in full swi n g .


As fo r Brother Gau c her the poor l ay brother whos e
,

rusti c ities used t o amuse the chapter so he was ne v er men ,

t i o n ed n o w in the c onvent They only knew the R everen d


.

Father Gaucher a man o f brains and abilit y who li v ed qui te


, ,

isolated from the petty multifarious o ccupatio n s o f the clois


,

ter and S hut himself u p all day in h i s disti llery whi l e


, ,
2 66 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

th i rty m onk s s c oured the mountains in search o f h i s fragran t


herbs . This distillery to whi c h n o o n e n o t even , ,

the p rio r had the right o f ent ry was an ol d abandoned


, ,

c ha p el a t t he bott om o f the c anons garden The good ’


.

fathers S implicity had made i t int o a very mysterious


and formidable pla c e ; and any bold and i nquisi tive monk
w ho managed t o rea c h the rose window above t he door by -

scrambling up the climbing vines pr om p tly t umbled down ,

terrified at his pee p o f Father Gaucher with his n ec r om a n


cer s beard stoopi n g over his furnace s hydromet er in hand ;
’ ‘

, ,

a n d all around him red stone retorts gi g anti c alembics glass , ,

worms a regular weird litter t ha t glowed as i f en c hant ed


,

i n the red gleam o f the windows .


At c lose o f day when t he las t s t ro k e o f t he A n g elus
,
10

s ounded the door o f this p la c e o f mystery was o p ened dis


,

c r e et l
y a n d his
,
R everen c e betook himself to the church f o r

t he e v eni n g o ffice Y ou S hould have seen the r ece pt ion t hat


.

he got as he traversed the monastery ! The b r e t h r en lined


up as he passed They said .


Hush ! H e has t he s e c ret !
The t reasurer walk ed behind him an d s p ok e t o h i m ,

bowin g deferentially Amid thes e adula t i ons t he


.

F ather went his w a y wi p in g his brow h i s three cornered , ,


-

hat w ith its broad brim o n the ba ck o f his head li k e a n


aureole lookin g compla c ent ly abou t him at the w i de c our t s
,

p lanted with orange t rees the blue roofs where new vanes -
,

were t urni ng and in t he dazzlin g whi te clois t er amid the


, ,

nea t flower columns the c anons all newly ri gg ed ou t w al ki n g


, ,

t w o and t w o wi t h c ontented faces .


They o w e all t ha t t o me ! his R everen c e sa i d i nwardly ; ’

and as oft en as he did s o the t hou gh t made his p ri de r ise i n


, ,

g us t s .

1 0 Th e A n g el u s i s a Ca t o i c h l
ev o t i o n adex er c i s e l rep eat ed at m o rn
p h b ell
.

i ng , n o o n, a n d s u n s et , u o n t h e ri n gi n g o f t h e c u r c h .
2 68 F RE N CH S H OR T S T OR I ES

side door o f the c hoir s tr u ggl i ng l ik e a demonia c and g oi n g


,
‘ ‘
o n wors e than e v er with h i s a t a t i n s and t a r a b a n s

N ex t morni n g a t daybreak the unfortunate man was


, ,

o n his k nees in the p rior s oratory ownin g his fault with a’

torre nt o f t ears .


It was the elixi r my lord ; it was the elixi r that o v er
,

came me he said beatin g o n his breas t


,
.
,

And seei n g him so conscien c e s mi tten s o p enit en t the -
, ,

goo d p rio r hims elf was moved .


C ome c ome F ather Gau c her se t you r m i nd a t rest ; i t
, , ,

will all p as s awa y like dew in the s u n A fter all .


,

the s c a n dal has not been s o grea t as y o u t h i nk T o be sure .


,

there was a song that was a little he m ! hem ! .

Yet let us hope t hat t he novi c es would n o t pi ck i t u p .

B ut n o w le t us s ee ; t ell me frankly how it all ha p pened


,
.

I t w a s when you were t ry i n g t he eli xir w a s it n o t ?


,

P erha p s your hand w a s t oo heav y Y es yes I under , ,

sta n d . It is like brother S c hwar t z the i n v entor of ,

gu n powder : you have been the vi c tim o f your invention Bu t .

tell me my g ood friend i s i t absolu t ely ne c essa r y f o r y ou t o


, ,

try this terrible elixir o n yours elf ?



U n fortunatel y it is m y lord ! The gauge gives me t he
,

strength and the degree o f alcohol it is t rue ; but for the fin e ,

ness the velvetiness I can t very well trust anything but my


, ,

t ongue !

Ah t o be sure !
,
B u t lis t en for another mome n t
to what I am goin g to s a y to you When y o u are .

compelled t o taste the elixir thus does i t seem good ? Do ,



you derive any pleasure from i t ?

Alas y e s my lord ! said the unfor t unat e father blush ’

, , ,

ing to the root s o f his hair Thes e last t w o evenin g s I have .

fou n d such a bou quet i n it such an aroma ! S urely it ,

m ust be the D e v il tha t has played me this sorr y tri c k .


li E V FATH ER G A U C H ER S EL I X I R

.
269

An d so I h a v e qu i t e d ecided to u s e n othi n g but the gauge i n


f ut u r e . If t h e liq uor i s n ot fi n e e n o u gh if it does n ot pearl
,

enou
g h mu ch the worse
,
so .


F o r a ny sake do n t do that the prior i n terrupted e x c i t
’ ’

,

e d ly . We must not ru n the risk of maki n g our customers
d i s satisfied All y ou ha v e to do n ow that y ou are
.
,

forewar n ed is to be o n y o u r guard
,
L et u s s e e how .
,

m u ch do y ou require to ascertai n Fi ftee n or twen t y ?

drops eh ?
,
L et s s a y twenty drops The D ev il

w ill be smart indeed i f he catches y o u with twe n t y drops .

I n a ny case to pre v e n t accidents I ll dispense y o u


, ,

from co mi n g to chu rch i n future You will s a y the e v e n i n g .

o ffice i n the distiller y An d mea n while go in peace.


, , ,

re v eren d father a n d above all thi n gs cou nt y our drops care


, , ,

fully .

Alas his poor re v ere n ce had much n eed to cou nt hi s


,

drops ! The D ev i l h a d hold of h i m an d n e v er after ,


! !

wards let him go .


The distiller y heard some stran ge o ffices

S o lon g as it w a s da y all wen t well The father was ,


.

tolerably calm : he prepared his chafi n g dishes and a l em b l c s ,

sorted his herbs carefull y all P ro v en ce herbs fi n e gray , , , ,

serrated hot with perfume an d s u n shi n e


,
B u t in the .

e v eni n g when the S l m p l e s were infused a n d the elixir was


,

cooli n g in great copper basi n s the poor ma n s marty rdom ,


began .


S e v entee n eighteen n i n etee n twenty !

The drops fell from the stirring rod into the S ilver gilt — -

goblet The father swallowed the twent y at a gu lp almos t


.
,

without pleasure What he longed for was the twent y fir s t


.
-
.

Oh that twe n ty fir s t drop !


,
Then t o es c ape t em p t a
-
,

tio n he wen t an d knelt down at the farthest end o f the labor a


,
2 70 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

t ory and buri ed himself in his paternosters But f ro m t he


,
.

still warm liquo r there ros e a fai n t s team charged with


aromas which c ame stealing about him a n d s ent him back


,

willy n i lly t o his basins


-
The liquor was a lovely .

golden green L eaning over it with o p en nost rils the


.
,


fath e r s tirred i t ge ntl y with hi s stirring r o d and in the li t tle ,

s p arkli n g bubbles tha t the emerald wave carried round he


s eemed to s e e Auntie B é g on s eyes laughin g and t wink li n g as ’

they looked at him .

‘ ’
H ere goes Another dro p ! .

And with o n e dro p and another the un f or tuna t e a t las t


had his goblet full t o the brim Then completely vanquished .
,

he sank down i n a grea t arm chair a n d lollin g a t ease h i s -


, ,

e y es half S hut t asted his sin s i p by s ip s ayin g softly t o h i m


, ,

s elf with a delicious remorse



Ah ! I m damning m y self damnin g mysel f

The most terrible thing was that at the bot t om o f this


. .

diabolical elixir he redisco v ered by some bla ck ar t o r o t her



all Aunt i e B é go n s n aughty s ongs : The re are three little


g ossips , who talk o f maki n g a banquet or : M as t e r ’


Andrews little shepherdes s goes off to the wood by her little
s elf and always the famous one about the White Fathers :

,

P at at i n ,

Imagine his c onfus i on nex t day when his c ell mates said -

to him slyly

E h eh F a t her Gaucher you had a bee in your bonne t
, , ,

last night when you went to bed !


Then i t was tears despair and fasting s ack c loth and , ,

dis c ipli n e But nothi n g c ould avail agains t the demon o f the
.

elixir a n d every even i n g a t t he s ame hour his p ossession


,

bega n anew .

All this time orders were p our i n g i nt o t he ab b ey i n ex c es s


of ex p ectation They c ame from N i mes from Ai x f rom
.
, ,
2 72 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

I t s at n i gh t is i t n ot m y dear s on t hat

arranged .
, , ,

t he demon a ssails y o u ?

Y es S ir P rior re gularly every evenin g
, ,
W hen .

I s ee t he n igh t comin g o n,I g et all i n a swea t s a vin g your ,


R evere n ce s prese n ce like C a p i t o n s ass when he s a w the m ,


c ome wi t h the p a c k saddle


x -
.


Well t hen k ee p you r mind easy
, ,
In fut u r e .
,

e very e v ening durin g the o ffic e we ll r e c i t e o n your behal f


, ,

t he P ra y er o f S ain t Au gustine t o whi c h p lena r y indul g en c e ,

i s at t ached W ith t ha t y o u are safe wha t ever ha p , ,

I t i s absolution a t the very momen t o f s i n ’


p ens . .


O t h a t i s g ood than k you S ir P rior

.
, ,

A n d withou t askin g any thin g more F at her G au c he r


, ,

r eturned to his alembi c s as light as a lar k .


And in fact from tha t moment every evenin g a t t h e
, , ,

e n d o f compli n e the O fficiant never failed t o say


,

L et us p ray for o u r p oor F ather Gau c her w h o i s S a c ri ,

fic i ng h i s soul in t he in t eres t s o f t he c ommunity Or e m u s .


,

13
D om ine .


And while t he p rayer ran along all thos e wh i t e c owls
,

p rostrated in the shadow o f the naves like a li ttle b r eez e ,

o v er s n ow awa y at the other end o f the convent behind the


, ,

lighted wi n dows o f t he distillery Fa t her Gau c her mi ght be ,

heard c hanting open throa t ed -

(
In P ar i s t h er e d well s a W h it e F ath er, ;

P a t at i n , p a t a t a n , t a r ab i n , ta r ab an ;
In P a r i s t h er e dwel l s a W h ite F ath er
W h o s et s all t h e l i t t le n un s dan ci n g ,
T ri p, tri p , t rip , tri p i n a g arden ;
W h o s et s al l t h e

At t his point t he good c u r é sto pp ed shor t i n ho rr o r .

“ ”
M er c y on us I f my p arishioners heard me !

13 . L et u s p ra y , 0 Lo d r , pa rt of t h e Cat h li
o c s erv i ce.
C OPPEE

( 1 8 42 1 9 0 8 )

F RA N C O I S C OP P EE was bor n i n P aris J anua ry 1 2 1 8 4 2


, , .

While a y oung man he worked as a cle rk i n the Minist r y o f


War a n d later was dramatic c riti c for L a Pa t ri e a promi
, ,

n ent Parisian newspaper F r om 1 8 7 8 t o 1 8 8 4 he was archi v


. :

i s t o f the C omédi e F r a n cai s e g1 v1 ng u p t his p osition on h i s


,

election t o the French Academy .

C o pp é e began his literar y career as a poet bu t i n later ,

y ears turn ed to the drama a n d the short stor y as modes o f


expression He received n o reco gnition as a poet u ntil 1 8 6 9
.
,

when the phen omen al success o f his play L e P as s a n t drew , ,

him from the obscurity o f his go v er n me n t clerkship It was .

in this pla y that Sa rah Bernhardt met wi th her first s u ccess .

C o p p é e conti n u ed to prod u ce v ol u me after volu me o f poetr y


as well a s a nu mber of play s ; at the same time he took acti v e
part in the a ffairs o f the day espe c ially politi c al movements
,

such as the Drey fu s a ffair .

His stories are of u n e v e n merit but the bes t of th em


,

promise to guarantee him a n importa n t place i n Fren ch fic


tion In his stories he aimed to be simple a n d inten se thor
.
,

oughly e ar n est and deepl y s y mpathetic At times he b e


,
.

comes somewhat morbid a n d o v er se ntimen tal but o n the


-
, ,

whole there 1 S a c ertain gen ialit y about his stories a charac


, ,

t e r i s t i c n ot at all commo n to mos t o f his co n temporaries .

These v arious traits are shown particularl y i n those stories


in which he describes the trials a n d sufferin gs o f the poor
a n d t h e u n fortun ate
.

L ike e v er y Fren ch writer o f his da y C o p p é e was influenced


by the War o f 1 8 7 0 with Germany a n d a n umber o f his ,

stories tou ch upon some phase o f the hardship a n d inj ustice


of w a r when brought home to the in di vidual The bes t o f .

2 73
2 74 F REN C H S H OR T S T O R I ES

thes e a r e A P i e c e of B r ea d ( pr i nt ed in this volume by p er


m i ss i on o f C u r r e nt Opi nio n N Y ) and T h e S u bs t i t ut e , . . .

A PIE C E OF B RE AD
By FR A N C OI S C OP P EE

TH E youn g D u c de H ardimo nt hap p ened to be a t Aix i n


1
S avoy whose wa t e r s he hoped would benefit h i s famou s
,

mare P er i c h ol e wh o had be c ome wind broken S in c e t he c old


, ,
-

S he had c au gh t a t the l a s t D erby 2—


and was finishing his -

breakfast while glancing over the mornin g p aper when he ,

read the news o f the dis as t rous e n ga g ement at R ei c h s h o ffen f” ’

H e em pt ied his glas s o f C hartreuse laid h i s nap ki n u p on


4
,

the restau r an t t able ordered his vale t t o p a c k his trunks , ,

and t wo hours later too k the expres s t o P aris ; arrivin g


t here he hastened t o the re c rui t in g o ffic e and enlist e d in a
,

re giment o f the line .

In vain had he led t he enervating li fe o f a fashionable


swell that was the word o f the time and had kno c ked
— —

about race c ours e stables from the a g e o f ni n et een to twenty


-

fiv e . In c ir c umstances like thes e he could n o t forget tha t ,

E n gu e r r a n d de H ardimon t died o f the p lagu e a t Tunis the


5
same day as S a int L ouis t ha t J ean de Hardimont c om -
,
6
m a n d e d the Free C ompanies under D u G u e s c l i n a n d that ,

7
F ran cois H e n ri de H ardimo n t w a s k illed at Fonte n oy with
-

“ ”
R ed M aison Upon lear n i n g that F ra n ce had lost a
.

battle o n F rench soil the you n g duke felt the blood mount ,

t o his fa c e giving him a horrible feeling o f suffocat i on


,
.

And s o early in N ovember 1 8 7 0 H enri de H ardimon t


, , ,

1 A p r ov i n c e i n s o u t h ea s t er n F ra nce
t E p s m E n gl n d
. .

2 Th f m u e nnual
a ac o s a r e a o a
A b t t l e w s fo u g h t t h e e Aug 6 1 8 7 0
.
,

3 A t ow n i n A l a e
.

s c a a r
4 A l i q u eu m d e by t h e C a t h u s i a n m n k
. .
. . ,

r a r o s
L ui s I! f F a n c
. .

H d i ed A u g 2 5 1 2 7 0
2 AA F lln gh g en e l gl ( 1 3 2 0 h
. o o r e . e .
,
.

re c ra
7 . vi a e i n B i u m w e e a b l oo d y b a t t l e w a s f o u g h t o n M a y
e ,
r

1 1 , 1 745 .
276 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

S uddenly he felt hungr y .

St ooping he drew from his knapsack which stood nea r


, ,

him leaning against the wall a pie c e of ammu n itio n bread , ,

a n d as he had lost h i s kni fe he bit off a morsel and slowly ,

ate it .

B ut a fter a few mo u thfuls he had enough o f it ; the brea d ,

w a s hard a n d had a bitte r taste N o fresh would be gi v en .

u n til the n ext morni n g s distributio n s o the c ommissary ’

o fficer had willed it This w a s certainl y a ve r y h ard li fe


.

sometimes The remembra n ce o f former breakfasts came to


.


him such as he had called h y gie n ic when the da y a fter
, , ,

too o v er heating a supper he wo u ld s eat himself by a w i n


-
,

dow on the ground floor o f the C afé An glais and be s erved -


,

with a cutlet o r buttered eggs with aspara g us tips and the


, ,
\
butler kn owing his tastes would bri n g him a fi n e b ottle o f
, ,

old L é o vi l e lyi n g in its basket and which he would pour


, ,

o u t with the greatest c are The deuce take it ! That w a s a


.

good time all the s ame a n d he would never become a cc us


, ,

t o m e d t o this li fe o f wre t chedness .

And in a mome n t o f impatience the y oung man threw the


, ,

rest o f his bread int o t he mud .

At the same moment a soldier o f the line came from the


taver n stooped a n d p icked up the brea d drew back a fe w
, ,

steps wiped it with h i s S leeve and began t o devour i t


,

eagerl y .

H e n ri de Hardimont w a s already ashamed o f his a c tion ,

a n d n o w wi t h a feeli n g o f pi ty watched the p oor devil w h o


, ,

ga v e proo f o f such a good appetite H e w a s a tall large .


,

y oung fellow bu t badly made ; w i t h feveri sh eyes and a


,

hos p ital beard a n d s o thin t ha t h i s shoul der blades s t ood


,
-

out beneath his well wo r n c a p e -


.


Y ou are very hun gry ? he sai d a pp roa c h i n g t h e ,

soldier .


As you see replied t he other w ith h i s mou t h full
,
.
A P IE C E O F B RE A D 2 77

E xc u se me then For if I had known that y o u would


,
.

li ke the bread I would not have thrown it awa y


,
.

It does n ot harm it replied the soldier I am n ot , ,

dainty .


N o matter said the gentleman It w a s wrong to do s o
, , ,

and I reproach my self But I do n ot wish y ou to ha v e a


.

bad opinio n o f me and as I hav e some old cogn a c in my


,

c an let us drink a drop together


,
.

The ma n had finished eati n g The duk e a n d he drank a .

mouthful o f brandy ; the a c quainta n ce was made .

“ ”
Wh at is y our n ame ? asked the soldier o f the li n e
Hardimo n t repli ed the duke omi tti n g his title
,
And ,
.


yours ?

J ean Victor I have j ust entered this company I am

- —


j ust o ut o f the ambulanc e I was wounded at C h atillo n
oh ! but it was good i n the ambulan ce and i n the i n fir m a r y ,

they gave me horse bouill on But I had onl y a s c ratch .


,

and the ma j or S igned my dismissal S o much the worse for .

me ! N ow I am goi n g to commen c e to be de v oured b y hunger


again for believe me if y ou will comrade but s u ch as

, , , ,

o u s ee me I have bee n hungr y all m y life


y ,
.

T h e words were startli n g especiall y to a Sy barite who,


1 1

had j u st been lo n gi n g for the kitchen of the C afé Anglais


'

-
,

a n d the D u e de Hardimo n t looked at his compani o n i n almost

terrified amazeme n t The soldier smi led s adl y showi n g hi s


.
,

hungr y wolf li ke teeth as white as his sickl y face a n d as


,

, , ,

if understan di n g that the ot her expected somethi n g further


in the way of explanatio n o r c o n fide n ce

C ome said he s u dden ly ceasing hi s fami li ar way o f
, ,

speaki n g do u btless di vi ni n g th at hi s comp an ion belo n ged to


,

the rich an d happ y ; let u s walk alo n g the road to warm ou r
feet an d I will tell y ou thi n gs which probabl y y ou ha ve
,

11 . On e w h o li v es in l ux u y r .
278 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

never hea r d of—


I am c alled J ean Victor tha t i s all fo r I —
, ,

am a fou n dli n g and my only hap p y remembran c e is o f m y


,

earliest childhood a t the As y lum The shee t s were wh i t e on


,
.

o u r li t tle beds i n t he dormitor y ; we played in a g arden

under lar g e trees and a kind S ister t ook c are o f us quite


, ,

you ng and as pale as a wax tap er S he died afterwards o f


— -

lun g trouble I w a s her favorite and would rather walk by



,

her tha n p lay with t he o t her c hildren be c ause she used t o ,

draw me t o her side and lay her w arm t hin hand o n my fore
head Bu t when I w a s twelve years o ld aft er my fi rs t c o m m u
.
,

nio n there was nothing but p overty The managers p ut m e as


,
.

apprentice with a c hai r m ende r i n F aub o u r g S aint J a c ques


- -
.

That i s not a trade you know i t i s i m p ossible t o earn one s ’

, ,

livin g at it and as p roof o f i t t he greate r p ar t o f the t i m e


, ,

the master w a s only able t o en g age t he poor little blind boys


!
from the Blind As y lum I t w a s t here t hat I began t o suffer
.

12
with hunger The mas t er and mis t ress t wo old L im ousins
.
,

— afterwards murdered— were terrible m i sers and t he bread


, ,

c ut in tiny pieces for ea c h meal w a s k e pt unde r lo ck and ,

k ey the res t of t he time Y o u should have s een t he m istress


.

a t su p per time servin g t he soup si ghin g at ea c h ladleful ,

S h e dished out The other a p prenti c es t w o blind boys wer e


.
, ,

less unhapp y ; t hey were no t given more than I bu t t hey ,

could not s e e the reproachful look t he wicked woman used


to give m e as s h e handed me my plate And then u n fo rt u .
,

n a t el y I w a s always s o terribly hungry Was i t my fault


,
.
,

do you t hink ? I served there fo r three years in a c o nt i nual ,

fit of hunger Three years ! An d one c an learn t he wor k


.

in o n e month But the managers c ould not k now everythin g


.
,

and had n o suspicion tha t t he children were abused Ah ! .

y o u we r e as t onished j ust n o w when you s a w me take the


b r ead o u t o f t he mud ? I am used t o t hat fo r I have p icked ,

up e n ough o f i t ; a n d crus t s from t he dus t and when t hey ,

1 2 P e o p l e fro m L i m o ges s ou t h er n F r an ce
.
, .
2 80 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

t hen harassed and worn by t heir f requen t w a tc he s and


,

ala r ms as n i gh t f ell t hey re t urned t o t he t ave r n w he r e


, , ,

t welve sold i ers were S lee p in g o n the straw ; and t h r owi n g ,

themselves down S i de by side t hey w er e so o n S l ee p i n g ,

s oundly .

T owa r d mi dn i gh t J ean Vi ct o r awok e bein g hun gry pr ob



,

The wind had s c att ered the c louds and a r ay o f


a bly .
,

m oonl i gh t m ade i t s way i n t o t he roo m t hrou gh a hol e in t he


!

r oof li ghtin g u p t he handsom e blonde head o f t he youn g


,

duke wh o w a s S lee p i n g li ke an E ndym i on


,
.

St i ll t ou c hed by the ki ndnes s o f h i s c omrade J ean Vi ct or ,


-

w a s g az i n g at hi m w i t h admi r ation when t he s er g ean t o f ,

t he p lat oon o p ened t he doo r and c alled t he fi ve m en who


w ere t o rel i eve t he s en t i nels o f t he ou tp os t s T he duk e was .

o f the numbe r but he did no t waken when h i s nam e w a s


,

c alled .


H ardimont stand u p ! re p ea t ed t he n o n c om mi s s i oned
,
-

offic er .


I f y o u are willin g sergea n t said J ean Vi ct or r i s i n g I
, ,
-
, ,

wi ll t ake his du ty he is slee p in g s o soundly and he i s m y


,

c omrade .


AS y ou p le as e .

The fi ve m en l eft and t he snor i n g r e c om m en c ed


, .

B u t hal f an hour later t he noise o f near and r a p i d fi r i n g


b u r s t u p on t he n i gh t In an i ns t an t eve r y m an was on hi s
.

f ee t and ea c h wi t h h i s hand o n the c ha mbe r o f hi s gun


, , ,

s t e pp ed c au t i ous ly o u t l oo ki n g earnes tl y a l on g t he r oad


, ,

ly i n g w h i t e in t he m oonligh t .

“ ”
Wha t t i me i s i t ? asked the du k e I was t o go on dut y .


t on i gh t .


J ean Vi ct or wen t i n you r p la c e
-
.

At t hat moment a soldier was s een r unni ng t oward the m .

a lon g t he r oad .


Wha t i s i t t hey c r i ed as he s t o pp ed o ut o f br ea t h
?
,
v f
.
A PI E CE or B RE A D 281

The Prussian s have attacked us let us f all ba ck t o t he ,

r edoub t .

“ ?
And your comrades

They are c oming all but poo r J ean Vi ct o r -
.


Where i s he ? c ried t he duk e .


S hot through t he head with a bullet died wi thout a
word — o ugh
'

On e night las t winter the D ue de H ardimont left his


,

club about two o clo ck in the morning with hi s n ei ghbor


, ,
18
C ount de S a u lnes ; the duk e had lost some hundred louis ,

a n d had a S light heada c he .


I f you are willi ng An d r e he said t o his c omp anion
, , ,

w e will go home o n foot — I need the air .


Just as y ou p lease I am willin g although the walking
, ,

ma y be bad .

They dismissed t heir c oupés turned up the c ollars of ,

their overcoats and set o ff towards the Madeleine


,
14
S ud .

d e nly an ob j ect rolled before the duke wh i c h he had struck


with the toe o f his boot ; it was a lar g e pie c e of bread
spattered with mud .

Then to his amazemen t M onsieur de S auln es s aw the


, ,

D u e de Hardimo n t pick u p the piece of bread wipe it c are ,

f ully with his han dkerchief embroidered with his armori al


bearings an d place it o n a be n ch In full view under the
, ,

gas light
-
.


What did y ou do that for ? asked the c ount laughing ,
“ ”
heartily ; a r e y o u c razy ?

It is in memor y o f a p oo r fellow who died for me \
,

replied t he duke in a voice whi ch trembled slightly “


Do .

not laugh my friend it o ffends m e


, , .

13 A g o ld c oi n w o r t h
A fa m o u s c h u r c h o f P a ri s
.

14 . .
F RAN C E
( 1 8 44

JA C Q U E S AN AT O L E T H I B A U L T w h o w r i t es unde r t he na m e
,

o f A N AT O L E F R A N C E, was born in 1 8 44 i n P aris : H e was ,

a b oy o f lively imagination alw ays t ryin g t o p u t i nt o pr a e


,

t i c e t he ideas and ideals o f the stories which he read o r had


read t o h im At the a g e o f s even T h e L i ve s of t he S a i nt s
.

was r ead t o him by his m other and t his p rofoundly i m ,

p ress ed him B efore his ambit i on had been t o die a heroic


.
,

death o n t he field o f ba ttle l i ke t he kni ghts o f old b ut a s ,

t ha t seemed impra ct i c able i n his youthful fan c y he decided


,

t o be c ome a saint a c areer which had
,
fewer requirements

a n d w a s o f greater r enown t han tha t o f a soldier S c hool .

inter fered with h i s final r esolve t o be c ome a her m i t i n t he


des ert was t es o f L e J ardin des P lant es on e o f t he m os t ,

beaut iful publi c g ardens o f P ar i s .

His father w a s a books eller o n t he Qu ai Voltaire and i n ,

h i s sho p France early a c qu i red t he habit o f p romis c uous


readi n g H e w a s fond o f roamin g around the older and
.

more pi cturesqu e p ar t s o f P a r is observ i ng with interest the


,

o ld shops full o f c urios ; t hen t o o what i n teresti n g persons


, ,

o n e c ould alwa y s fi n d o n the s t reets su c h as the milkme n, ,

the soldiers i n their resplendent uniforms and above all the , ,

women who sold flowers on the quay !


As a stude n t in c ollege Anatole France became fond o f the
L atin and Greek classics a n d this t ogether with an inna t e
, ,

love f or the c urious has led him into all sorts of li t erary
,

a n d his t orical b y ways gi vin g his wor k an atmosphere o f


-
,

erudition which c onstitutes o n e o f its most fascinatin g


c harms In this respe c t he resembles C harles L amb and like
.
, ,

L amb Anatole F ran c e c ons t antly p uts his o wn p ersonal i t y


,

into ever y thing he wr ites .

Hi s firs t p ublished work a critical essa y on D e Vigny was


, ,

2 82
T H E J UGG LE R O F N oT R E DAM E 1

By A N A T OL E FR A N C E

IN TH Edays o f King L oui s there w a s a p oo r j u ggler i n


Fran c e a nati v e o f C o m pIe gn e B arnaby by name who
, , ,

we n t about from t own t o t own p erformin g feat s o f s k i ll and


stre n gth .

On fair days he would unfold an o ld worn out c ar p et i n -

the p ubli c square a n d whe n by means o f a j ovial address


, ,

which he had lear n ed o f a ver y an c ient j uggler and which he ,

n ever varied in the least he had drawn t ogether the c hildren


,

a n d l oafers he assumed extraordinary attitudes and bal


, ,

a n c e d a t in p late o n the ti p o f his nose At fi rs t t he c rowd .

would feign i n differen c e .

B u t when supporting h i mself o n his hands fa c e down


,
!

wards he threw into the air s i x c opper balls which glit


, ,

t e r e d in the sunshi n e a n d caught them a g ain with his fee t ;


,

or when throwi n g himself ba c kwards u n til his heels and


the nap e o f hi s n eck met gi v i ng his body t he form o f a
,

p erfe ct wheel he would j uggle in this p osture with a dozen


,

k n ives a murmur of admiration would escape the S p e c tators


, ,

and p ie c es o f money rain dow n u p on the carpet .

N evertheless like t he maj orit y o f those w h o live by t heir


,

w i t s B arnaby had a grea t struggle t o make a livin g


,
.

E arning his bread i n the sweat of his brow he bore rat her ,

m ore t han his S hare of t he p enalt ies c onsequent u p on the


misdo i ng s o f o u r father A dam .

A gai n he was unable t o work as c ons t antly as he would


,

have been willing to do The warmth of the s un and the


.

b r oad dayligh t were as ne c essary t o enable him to dis p lay


1 . T r a ns l at ed by F red eri c C h ap m an .

2 84
TH E JU GG LER O F NO T RE D A M E 2 85

his brilli a n t parts as to the trees i f flower a n d fr uit should


be expected of them In wi n ter time he was nothing more .

tha n a tree stripped o f its lea v es a n d as it were dead The ,


.

froze n groun d w a s hard to the j uggler and like the grass , ,

hopper o f which M arie de Fra n ce tells us the in clement 2


,

seaso n cau sed him to su ffer both cold an d h u n ger But as .

he w a s S imple natured he bore his ills patientl y


-
.

H e had never meditated o n the origi n o f wealth nor ,

upon the i n equality o f human conditio n s He believed .

firml y that i f thi s life Should prove hard the life to come ,

could not fail to redress the balan c e and this hope upheld ,

him He did not resemble those thievish a n d miscreant


.

M erry Andrews who sell their souls to the devil He nev e r


3
.

blasphemed God s name ; he li ved uprightl y and altho u gh


he had no wife o f his o wn he did not covet hi s neighbor s ’

, ,

since woman is e v er the enemy o f the s t rong m an as it ,

a pp ears b y the hi stor y o f S amson re c orded in the S criptures .

I n truth his was not a nature much disposed to c arn al


,

delights an d i t was a greater deprivation t o him to forsake


,

the tankard than t he Hebe who bore it For whilst not


4
.

wa n ti n g l n sobriet y he was fo n d of a dri nk whe n the weather


,

waxed hot H e was a worth y man w h o feared God an d was


.
,

ver y de v oted to the Blessed Virgin .

N e v er did he fail o n en t e r l n g a church to fall upo n his


knees before the image of the Mother of God a n d offer up , ,

this pray er t o her



Blessed L ad y keep watch o v er m y life u n til it S hall
,

p lease God that I die an d whe n I am dead en s u re to me the , ,

p ossessio n of the j o y s of paradise .

2 A l y n d m et i l m n i n t h M i ddl Ag
w ri t er of a s a r ca ro a ces e e es
y A nd w w b u ff n w n d i n g
.

l wn
.

3 Th M e er r re s ere c o s or oo s, a er f r om
pl pl m ll m p ni M i ddl A g e
.

a cet o in a ce In t h
s a ll co a es e e s a s o rt s of
n id ed
.

a t
c ors w er e ut
co t
s er o ca s s
4 A G k g dd f y ut h up b g d b f
.

r ee o t th
es s o o c -
ea r e r o e o s e ore th
f G n y m ed
.
,

com ng
l o a e .
28 6 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

N ow on a c er ta in eveni n g a ft er a dreary we t day as B ar


naby p ursued his road s a d a n d be nt c arryin g under hi s arm
, ,

hi s balls and knives wra pp ed u p in his o ld c ar p et o n the ,

watc h fo r some ba r n where t hou gh he might no t s up he , ,

m i gh t slee p , he p er c eived on t he road g oin g i n t he sam e ,

dire c tion as himself a monk whom he salu t ed c ourteously


, , .

An d as they walked at t he sa m e r a t e t hey fell i nt o c onversa


ti on wi t h one anothe r .


F ellow traveler sa i d t he monk h o w c omes i t about that
, ,

o u are c lothed all i n g reen ? Is it p


- erhaps i n order to t ake
y

t he p ar t o f a j ester i n some m yster y pla y ?
“ ”
N ot a t all g ood fa t her
,
r e p lied B arnaby
,
S u c h as you .

s ee m e ,
I a m c alled B arnaby and fo r m y c alling I am a ,

j u ggler T here would be n o p leasante r c allin g in the world


.


i f it would always p rovide o n e w i th daily bread .

“ ” “
Friend B arnaby r eturned the monk be c areful what
, ,

u say There i s n o c alling m o r e p leasan t t han the m o n


y o .

a s t i c life . Thos e who lead i t are o cc u p ied with the p raises


o f God t he B lessed Virgin and t he s aints ; a n d i ndeed t he
, , , ,

r eli gious life i s o n e c easeles s hymn t o t he L ord .

B arnaby r e p lied

G ood father I o wn t ha t I s p oke like an ignoran t man
, .

Y our c allin g c anno t be i n any r es p e c t c ompared to mine ,

and although t here may b e some meri t i n dan c in g wi t h a


p enny balan c ed o n a sti ck on t he t i p o f one s nose i t i s n ot


a mer i t wh i c h c omes within hail o f your o wn Gladly would .

I like you g ood father s m g m y offic e day b y day and


, , , ,

es p e c ially the o fli c e o f the m os t Holy Virgin t o whom I ,

have vowed a sin gular devotion In order t o embra c e the .

m onastic li fe I would willingly abandon the ar t b y whi c h


from S oissons t o B eauvais I am well known i n upwards of

S i x hundred towns and villa g es .

T he m on k w a s t ou c hed b y t he j u ggler s simp li c ity and as


,
2 88 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

p er c e i ved a t on e and the s ame time E v e the Wife abased —

and M ary the Vi rgi n exal t ed .

Fu rthe rm o r e t o t he m arvel o f t he beholder this boo k


, ,

c ont a i ned pr esentm ent s o f t he W ell o f L ivi n g W a ters the ,

F ount ain t he L i ly t he M oon the S un and t he Garden


, , , ,

E n closed o f whi c h t h e S on g o f S on g s tells us t he G at e o f


5
,

H eaven an d t he C ity o f G od and all these t hin g s we r e ,


!

sy m bols o f t he B lessed Vi rgin .

B r ot he r M a rbo d e was li k ewi se one o f t he m os t lovi n g


c h i ld r en o f M a r y .

H e s p en t all h i s days c a r vin g i m a ges i n s t one s o t hat ,

hi s b eard h i s eyebr ows and his hai r we re wh it e wi t h dus t


, , ,

and h i s eyes c on ti nually s wollen and wee p i n g ; b u t hi s


s t rengt h and c hee r fulnes s we r e not dimi nished alt hou gh ,

he was n o w wel l g one i n yea r s and i t wa s c l ea r t hat the ,


'

Queen o f P aradise s t i ll c her i shed he r s e r van t in h i s old a ge .

M a rbo d e re p resent ed her sea t ed u p on a t h r one he r br ow ,

en c i r cled with an o rb sha p ed n i mbus s e t wi t h p ea r l s And


-
.

he t ook c are t hat the f old s o f he r d r ess should c ove r t he


f ee t o f he r c on c erni n g who m t he pr o p he t de cl a r ed : My
,

b eloved i s as a g a r den en c losed .

S o m et i m es t oo b e de p i cted her i n t he se mblan c e o f a


, ,

c h i ld full o f gr a c e a pp ear i n g t o say Thou ar t m y G od


, , ,

even fr o m t he day o f m y b i rt h .

In t he pri ory m oreove r we r e p oets who c om po sed hymns


, ,

i n L atin both i n pr os e and ve r s e i n honor o f t h e B lessed


, ,

Vir gi n M ary and a m on g s t t he c om p any was even a b r o ther


,

f r o m P i c a rdy wh o s an g t he m i r a cles o f Ou r L ady i n r hym ed


6
ve r se and i n t he vul g a r t on gue .

5 One of th e b o ok s of t h e Ol d T es t a m en t , s o m et i me s ca ll ed th e
G d d ll b f ound
.

S on g o f S o l o m o n T h e r ef er en c e t o th e a r en E n c o s e l
wi e
k
.

h
i n i v :1 2 o f t a t B o o
k b y t h e com m on
.

6 T h e v u l g a r t o n g u e o f a ny a n i s t a t s p o en l d h
a d i a l ect
.

l
p eop e H ere, o f cour s e, It was F renc , p er ap s even
.
.

h h .
TH E JU G G L E R O F NO T RE D A M E 2 89

B ei n g a wi t ness o f this emulation i n praise an d the glo


ri o u s harves t o f t heir labors B arnab y mourned his own
,

i gnoran c e and S i mp li c ity .

“ ”
Alas ! he sighed as he took hi s solit ar y walk in the
,

S helte r l es s garden of the monastery wretched W ight that ,

I am t o be unable li k e my brothers wo rt hfl y to p ra i se the


, , ,

Hol y M other o f G o d t o whom I have vowed my whole


,

hear t s affecti on Alas ! alas ! I am b ut a rough man and



.

unskilled i n the a rts and I c an render y ou in servi c e blessed


, ,

L ady neither e di fy in g sermons n o r treatises se t out in


, ,

order a cc ordi n g t o rule n or in geni ous paintings nor statues


, ,

truthfully s c ul ptur ed nor verses whose mar c h i s m easured


,

t o the beat o f fe et N o gift ha v e I alas !
.
,

Aft er thi s f ashi on he groaned and gave h im self up to


sorrow But on e eveni ng when the monks we r e s p endi ng
.
,

their hour o f li be rt y in c onversation he heard on e o f them ,

tell the t ale o f a reli gious man wh o c ould repea t nothing


other than t he Av e M a ri a Thi s p oor man was d e s p i s ed fo r
q
.
'

his ignoran c e ; but after hi s death there Issued forth from


hi s mouth five r oses in hon o r o f the five le tt ers of the name
M ar y ! M arie ! and thus his sanctit y was made mani fest
,
.

Whi lst he li stened t o this narrati v e B ar n ab y mar v eled


yet on c e again at the loving ki n dness o f the Virg in ; bu t the
lesson o f that blessed death did not avail t o co n sole him ,

fo r his hea rt o v e r fl o w e d with zeal and he lon g ed to ad v a nc e


,

the glo r y o f his L ady wh o is in heaven


, .

How t o c ompass this he sought but c ould find no way ,

a nd da y by day he be c ame the more c ast down when on e ,

m orning he awakened filled wi th j oy hastened to the chapel , ,

and remained t here alone fo r m ore than an hour After .

di nne r he r etu rned to the c hap el on c e m o r e .

And sta rtin g from t hat moment he repai r ed daily to the


, ,

chapel a t su c h hours as it was deserted and spen t withi n ,

it a good pa rt o f the t im e whi c h the othe r m onk s devot ed t o


2 90 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

the li b er al and m e c hani c arts H i s s adness vani shed no r


.

,

did b e any lon g e r g roan .

A de m e a no r s o str an g e awa k ened the c uri os i ty o f t he


m onk s .

These be g an t o as k on e another fo r wha t p u rp ose B rothe r


B arnaby c ould b e indul g in g s o p ersis t en tly i n r e tr eat .

T he prior whose dut y i t is t o le t no thi n g es c a p e hi m i n


,

t h e behavio r o f h i s c hild r en i n religi on res o lved t o k ee p


,

a wat c h over B a r naby durin g h i s withdrawals t o the c ha p el .

On e d ay then when he was shut u p t here afte r his c us t om


, , ,

the pri o r a cc om p an i ed by t w o o f t he older monk s went t o


, ,

d i s c over throu gh t he c h i nk s i n t he doo r what was g oin g on


w i t hin t he c ha p el .

They s a w B arnab y b efo r e t he alta r o f t he B lessed V i rgi n . ,

head downwards wi th hi s f ee t i n t he a i r and he was j u g


, ,

gl i n g wi th S i x balls o f c opper and a do z en k nl v es In hono r .

o f the H oly M othe r o f G o d he was p er f o r mi n g t hose fea t s

whi c h a fore t ime had wo n h i m m os t r enown N ot r ec o gni z .

in g t ha t the S i m p le f ellow w a s thus p la c i n g a t the se r vi c e


o f t he B lessed V i r gi n his k nowled g e and s k i ll t h e t w o o ld
,

m onk s ex cla i med a g a i ns t t he s a cri le g e .


The p rio r w a s awa r e h o w s t ainles s was B a r nab y s soul ,

bu t he c on c luded t ha t he had been se i z ed wi th m adness :

They were a ll t hree pr e p a r i n g t o lead h i m swi ftly f r om t he


c ha p el when t hey s a w t he B lessed V i rgi n des c end t he s t e p s
,

o f t he al t a r and advan c e t o w i p e away wi t h a f o l d o f he r

azure r obe t he s w ea t wh i c h was d r o pp i n g fr o m he r j u ggler s


f o r ehead .

T hen t he p r i o r f all i n g u p on h i s f a c e u p on t he p ave m en t


, ,

u tt e r ed t hese w ords

B lessed a r e t he s i m p le hearted fo r they S hall s ee G o d
-
,
.


Amen ! r e s p onded t he old b r e t h r en and ki s s ed t he
,

g r ou nd .
2 92 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

lies in his fi ct i on T hou g h he has n ot done m u c h i n t h e S ho r t


.

s t o ry T h e B i rd s i n t h e L e t t e r B ow in t his volume by t h e -
, ,

k i nd p e rm ission o f T he F r an k A M unsey C o N Y is . .
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an ex c ellent story His most re c ent work is a c ollection o f


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s hort S ket c hes and s t ories deal i n g wi t h t he G r eat War none


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o f t hem howe ver o f spe c ial m eri t B azin s s tyle and m a t e ’

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r ial are ve r y a greeable and he i s an autho r wh o dese r v es ,

t o be be tt e r k no wn by E nglish r eade r s .

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B O!

B y R E N E BA ! I N

N O T H I N G c an des c ribe the pea c e t hat su r rounded t h e


c oun t ry p arsona g e The p arish was small modera t ely .
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hones t p rosperous and w a s used t o t he O ld p r i es t wh o


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had ruled i t fo r t h i rty yea r s T he town ended a t t he p arson .

age ,
and there began m eadows which sloped down t o t h e
r iver and we r e fi lled i n summe r with t he p erfu m e O f fl owe r s
a n d all t he musi c o f t he earth B ehind the grea t hous e a .

k it c hen g arden en c roa c hed o n the meadow The firs t ray o f


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t he s u n w a s f o r i t and s o w a s t he las t Here the c he r ri e s


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ripened i n M ay and the c urrants O ften earlier and a wee k


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before As sumptio n usuall y you c ould n ot pas s with i n a


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hund r ed fee t wi t hou t b reathing among the hedges t he heavy



odo r o f t h e m elons .

B u t y o u m us t not t hink that t he abb é o f St P hil emo n .

w a s a g ou rm and H e had rea c hed the a g e when a pp et ite


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i s only a memo r y His shoulders wer e bent h i s f a c e wa s


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wr i n kl ed he had t w o l i ttle gr ay eyes one O f whi c h c ould


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n ot see any lon g er and he w a s s o deaf i n o n e ear t ha t i f


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y o u ha pp ened t o b e on that side y o u j u st had t o g et round


o n t he o t her .

M er cy no ! he di d not e a t all t h e f r uits i n his o rc h ard


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1 . Au gus t 15 .
B I R D S I N TH E LE TT ER B OX 2 93

The boy s got their share an d a big share but the biggest — —

share b y all odds was eate n b y the birds the blackbirds


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who lived there comfortably all t h e y ear a n d s ang i n retur n ,

t h e best the y could ; the orioles prett y birds of passage who , ,

helped them i n s u mmer a n d the sparrows and the warblers , ,

of e v er y variety ; an d the tomtits swarms of them with , ,

feathers as thick as y our fi n ger and they hu n g o n the ,

branches and pecked at a grape or sc r atched a pear veri —

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table li ttle beasts o f p rey whose only than k you was a ,

shrill cr y l ike a saw .

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E ven to them old age had made the abbé of S t Ph l emon
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indulgen t The beasts c annot c orre c t their faults he used
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to s a y ; i f I got angr y at them fo r not chan gi n g I d have



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to get a n gr y with a good many of my par i shio n ers !


And he co n te n ted himself with clappi n g his han ds together
loud when he wen t i n to his orchard so he should n ot see t oo ,

mu c h stealing .

Then there w a s a spreadi n g of wi ngs as if all the silly ,

flowers cut o fi b y a great wind were fl yi n g awa y ; gra y and ,

w hi te a n d y ellow a n d mottled a short fl ight a rustli n g of


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leav es and then quiet for fi v e mi nu tes But what mi nutes


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Fanc y if y ou c an that there was n ot o n e factor y in t h e


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v illage not a weaver or a blacksmith and that the noise


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o f men with their horses a n d cattle spreadi n g o v er the Wide , ,

distant plai n s melted into the whisperi n g of the breeze a n d


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was lost M ills were unk n own the roads were little fr e
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q u e n t e d the railroads
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were v er y far away Indeed i f the .
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ravagers of his garden had repented for lon g t he abbé would


have fallen asleep of the silen ce over his breviary .

Fortu nately their return was prompt ; a sparrow led the


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wa y a Ja y followed and then the whole s w a rm w a s back


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at work And the abbé could walk up a n d down c lose h i s


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book or open it and murmur : They ll not leave me a berry
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this y ear !
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It made n o diffe r ence ; n ot a bird left his pr ey any m ore ,

tha n if the good abbé had been a co n e shaped p ear tree wi t h



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t hick leaves balanci n g himself o n t he gravel o f the wal k


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The birds k n ow that those w h o complain t ake no a ction .

E ver y year they built t heir nests around the parsona g e o f


St P hil emon in greater numbers than a ny where els e The

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b est p laces were qui c kly t aken the hollows i n the t rees , ,


t he holes in t he walls the f orks o f the apples trees and t h e
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elms and y o u c ould s ee a brown beak like t he p oint o f a


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sword sti cking o u t o f a whi s p o f straw between all the


r a fte rs o f the roo f On e yea r when all t he p la c es we r e


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take n I suppos e a t omt it i n her embarrassment spied t he


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slit of the letter b o x p ro t e ct ed b y i t s little roof a t t he righ t


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o f the p arso n a g e gate S he sli pp ed in was satisfied with the


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res ul t o f her ex p lorat ions and brought t he m aterials t o ,

build a nest There was nothi n g she negle c ted t hat would
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make it warm neither t he feathers n o r the horsehair n o r


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t he wool n or even the scales o f lichens that co v er ol d wood


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On e mor n ing the hous ekeeper came i n p erfectly furious , ,

c arr y i ng a pape r S he had found it under t he laurel bush


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at the foot of the garden .

L ook s i r a p aper and dirty t oo ! They are u p to fine


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doi n gs !

Who P hilom ene ,
?

Y our mis erable birds ; all the birds that y ou let stay
here ! P retty soon they ll be building their nests in you r ’

soup turee n s
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I ha v e n t but one ’
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Have n t t hey got the idea of lay i n g thei r e ggs in y ou r


letter box ! I opened it be c ause the p os t man rang and that


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doesn t hap p e n every day It w a s full of straw and horse



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hair and spiders webs with enough feathers t o make a quilt


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a n d i n the midst o f all tha t a beas t t hat I didn t s ee hissed


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at me like a v iper !
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A p r i l t he ab bé t hou ght it wise t o write t o t he only t h r e e


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friends wo rthy o f t hat name whom dea t h had left him a , ,



la y man and t wo p r i es t s : M y friend d o n o t c on gratulate ,

m e o n m y s ai n t s day thi s year i f you p lease It would


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in c onvenien c e m e t o re c eive a lett e r a t this ti m e L at e r I .

s hall ex p lain and y o u will a pp re c ia t e m y r easons


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They t hou gh t t ha t hi s eye was worse and did n ot w r it e , .

T he abb é o f St P hil emon was delighted


. F o r t hree weeks .

he never en t ered his gate o n e time withou t t hin k in g o f the


e g gs ,
spe c kled with p ink that were l y ing in t he letter box
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a n d when t he t wenty fi r s t day c ame r ound he ben t d o wn and


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listened w it h his ea r c lose t o the sl i t o f t he b o x T hen he .

s tood u p b eamin g :
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I hear t hem c hir p P hilom ene ; I hear t hem c hir p T hey
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o w e t heir lives t o me sure enough and they ll n o t b e t he ’

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ones t o re gre t i t any m ore t han I .

H e had i n h i s boso m t he heart o f a ch i ld t ha t had neve r


g rown old .

N o w a t t he s ame time in t he green room o f t he p ala c e a t


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the chief t own o f t he departmen t the bisho p was deliber ,

a tin g over t he ap p ointments to be made with his r egular


c ouncilors his t w o grand vicars the dean o f the c hapter
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the s ecretary g eneral o f the pala c e and the dire c tor o f the
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grea t academy After he h a d a pp o i nt ed several v i c ars and


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p riests he made t his sugges tion :


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Gentlemen o f the c oun c il I have i n mind a c andida t e ,

suitable in all res p ects for the parish of ! bu t I t hink


i t would be well at least to o ffer tha t c harge a n d t ha t honor
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t o o n e of our oldest priests the abbé o f S t P hil emon He ,


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w ill u n doubtedly refuse it and his modesty no less than his


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a e
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will be the c aus e ; but w e shall have shown as far as ,

we could our a p preciation of his v i rtues
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The fi v e councilors a pp ro v ed una n imously and t ha t very ,

evening a letter w a s s e nt from the p ala c e si gned by t he ,


B I R D S I N TH E LE TT ER B OX 2 97

bishop and which contai n ed in a postscrip t : Answer at


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on c e my dear abbé ; o r better c ome t o s e e me because I


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must submit my appointments to the government within three


day s.

The letter arri v ed at S t Phil emon the ver y day the tom .

ti ts were hatched The postma n had di fficulty in slipping it


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i nto the sli t o f the box but it disappeared i n side a n d la y


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touchi ng the base o f the n est like a whi te pavement at the ,

bottom o f the dark chamber .

The time came when the tiny poi nts o n the wi n gs o f the
li ttle t om t i t s bega n t o be c overed with down There were .

fourteen o f t hem and t hey twittered and staggered o n their


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little feet w ith their beaks open u p t o their ey es never


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c easing from mornin g till night t o wai t fo r f o od eat it


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digest it and deman d more That was the first period when
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the bab y birds hadn t any sen se B ut in birds it doesn t ’ ’

last long Very s oon they quarreled in the nest whi c h began
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t o break with the fluttering o f their wi n gs the n the y tumbled ,

o ut o f it and walked along the side of the box peeped ,

thro ugh the sli t at the bi g world outside a n d at last they ,

ventured out .

The abb é o f St Phil emon with a n eighbori n g priest


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att ended this p leasan t garden p arty Whe n the little ones .


ap p eared be n eath the roof o f the bo x t w o three together

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and too k t heir flight c ame ba ck s t arted again like bees a t


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the door o f a hive he said ,

B ehold a babyho od ended and a go o d work ae c om


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p l i s h e d
. They a r e hardy and strong every o n e ,
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The nex t da y during his hour o f leisure after di nn er the


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abbé c ame to the bo x with the k ey in his ha n d Tap tap .
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he went There was no answer
. I thought s o said he .
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Then he o p e n ed the b o x and mingled wi th the débris o f the , ,

nest the letter fell into his hands


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Good Heavens ! said he r eco gm z m g the writing A ,
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298 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

l e tt er fro m t he bishop ; and in wha t a state ! H o w long ha s



i t been here ?

H i s c hee k g rew p ale as he read .


P hilom ene harnes s R ob i n quickly
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S he c ame t o see what was the matter before obe y in g .


Wha t have y o u t he r e s i r ? ,

The bisho p has been waitin g fo r me t hree weeks !


Y ou ve missed your c ha n ce said t he o l d woman

, .

The abb é was away until t he nex t evenin g When he .

c ame ba c k he had a pea c eful air bu t sometimes p ea c e i s n o t


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a tt a i ned without e ffort and we have t o stru gg le t o k eep it


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When he had helped to unharness R obin and had given him


s ome hay had cha n ged hi s c assock and un p acked his b o x
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from which he t ook a dozen little p a c ka g es o f t hin g s bough t


o n his visit t o the city it was the very time that t he birds
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a ssembled in the branches t o t ell each other abou t t he day .

There had been a shower and the drops still fell from t he
lea v es as t hey were shaken by these bohemian c ou p le s l ook
i n g for a g ood place t o spend the night .

R e c ognizin g their f riend and master as he walked u p and ’

down t he g ravel p ath t hey c ame down fl utt ered about him
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making an u n usually loud noise and the t omt i ts t he four , ,

t een o f t he nes t whos e feathers were still no t quite grown


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ess ayed their firs t spirals about t he p ear t rees and their firs t -

c ries in the open air .

The abbé o f St P hil em on watc hed t hem with a fatherly


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e y e bu t his t endernes s w a s s a d as we look at things that


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have c os t us dear .


Well my little ones wi thou t me y ou would not be he r e
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a n d withou t u I would be dead I d o no t re gr e t i t a t all


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bu t don t insist Y our t hanks are t o o no i sy



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H e clap p ed h i s hands im p a t iently .

H e had never been ambi tious t hat i s very sure and even , , ,

a t tha t m oment he t old the t ruth N ever t heless t he nex t


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Ahs E N E A R N AU D who writes under t he pen name Jules
C l a r et i e w a s born m 1 8 4 0 at L imoges i n southern Fra n ce
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H e w a s edu c a t ed in P ar i s H e began his literar y c areer as


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a j ournalist a c ting a s war correspondent i n t he Fran c o


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P russian w a r C la r et i e has had a lo n g and varied career


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b oth as a writer and as editor o f L e T e m p s H e also has .

wr i tten p lays and served as dramatic critic fo r t he foremost


P arisian j ournals ; his abili ty in this dire ction s ecured him
the a pp oint ment as direct or o f the C omédie Fra n caise in
1 8 8 5 a p os t whi c h he held c reditably fo r many years
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C l a r e t i e has written many novels and t ales A mo n g his .

novels are : L As s a s s z n 1 8 6 6 ; M a d e l e i ne B e r t i n 1 8 6 8 ; L e
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T r a i n 1 7 1 8 7 7 ; M o n s i e u r l e M i n i s t r e 1 8 8 2 ; and L A c e u s a

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t ea r. H e has also wri t ten exte n si v ely o n historical subj ects


C i n q a ns Ap r e s 1 8 77 ; L e s P r u s s i e n s c h e z c um 1 8 7 2 ; and
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L a Vi e a P a r i s 1 8 9 6 In F ran c e a n d amo n g F rench r eaders


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in other countries C l a r et i e e nj oys a generous p o p ularity ;


unfortunately however fe w o f his works have been trans
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lated int o E n glish P ra c tically all he wrote i s o f the k ind


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t hat is read e n j o y ed and then forgo tte n mu c h like t h e


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ordi n ary s o called p o p ula r novel o f o ur o wn c ount ry His
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creative tale n t has suffered through over production for -


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C l a r e t i e has always r emained a p ro fessional j ournal i st .

The story o f B au m B a u m i n th i s book shows him a mas


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ter in a di ffi c ult field that o f writing about childre n witho u t


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bei n g ei t her se n timent al or silly The dire ct ness of his sty le .

i s due to his lon g j ou r nalisti c caree r .


B OU M B O U M - 1

By JU LE S C L A R E T IE

TH E child was lyi n g stretched out i n his little whi te bed ,

and hi s ey es grow n large through fe v er looked straight


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before him alway s with the strange fix i t y o f the sick who


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alread y percei v e what the livi n g do not see .

The mother at the foot o f the bed torn b y su ff erin g an d ,

wri n gi n g her han ds t o keep herself from cr y i n g a n xiou sl y ,

followed the pro gress o f the disease on the poor emaciated ,

face o f the little bei n g The father a n honest workman


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kept back the te ars which b u r n ed his ey elids .

The da y broke clear a n d mi ld a beautiful mor ni n g in ,

Ju n e and lighte d up the n arrow room i n the street of the


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Ab e s s e s s where little Fra n cois the child of Jacqu es a n d ,

Madeleine L egrand lay dy i n g He w a s se v en y ears old


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a n d was very fair very ros y and s o livel y N ot three


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weeks a go he was gay as a sparrow ; but a fev er had seized


hi m a n d the y had brought hi m home o n e even i n g from the
public school with hi s head hea vy and his han ds ver y hot .

From that time he had been here in this bed a n d some ,

times i n hi s delirium when he looked at his li t tle well


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blacken ed shoes which his mother had c arefully pla c ed in


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a corn er on a board he said ,



Y o u can throw them awa y now little Francois shoes

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L ittle Francois will not put them o n any more ! L ittle



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F a co s will not go t o school an y more never nev er ! ,

Then the father cried ou t a n d said : Wilt thou be still !
An d the mother ver y pale buried her blo n d head i n hi s
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pillow s o that little Francois c ould n o t hear her weep .

1 T n l t ed by M
ra s a y S ym ond s R p ri nt ed by t h e ki nd p e m i si on
ar e r s
o f C u r en t Op i ni on N ew Y or k
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This ni gh t the c hild had n ot b een delirious ; b u t fo r the


t w o days past the doctor had been uneas y ove r an o dd sort
o f prostration whi c h res embled abandon it was as i f at seven ,

years the sick o n e alre ady felt the weariness o f li fe H e .

w a s tired silent s a d and tossed his little head abou t o n the


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bolster H e had n o lon g er a smile o n his poor thin lips and


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with ha gg ard eyes he sought s eei n g they kn e w n ot what , ,

s omethi n g there be y ond ver y far o fi ,

In Heaven ! P erha p s ! thought M adeleine t rembling ,


.

When they w i shed him t o take some medi c ine some sirup , ,

o r a little sou p he refused ,


H e refused everythin g . .

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D os t t hou wish a n ythin g Fran cois ?
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N o I w ish nothing
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We must draw him o u t o f this the doctor said This ,
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tor p or frightens me you are the father a n d the mother


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you know your child well S eek for something to r e


a nimate this little body recall t o earth this s pi rit which
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runs a fter the clouds


Then he wen t away .

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S eek !
Y e s without doubt they knew him well t hei r Fran cois
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these worth y people ! They knew how it amused h i m the ,

little one to p lunder the hedges o n S unday a n d t o c ome back


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t o P aris o n his father s shoulders laden wi t h hawthorne


Jacques L egrand had bou ght some i mages some gilded sol ,

diers and some C hi n es e shadows for Fran cois ; he c ut t hem


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o u t p ut them on the child s b ed and made them dan c e before


the bewildered e y es of the little one a n d with a desire t o ,

weep himself he tried to make him laugh .


D ost thou see Fran cois it i s the broken b r i d g e
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that is a general ! Thou rememberest we s a w o n e a ,

general on c e in t he B ois de B oulogne


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I f thou
t akest th y medici n e well I will buy thee a r eal o ne with a
2 A well k no w n p ub l i c p a rk i n P a ri s
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W ha t does t ha t m ean J a c ques ? H e i s los t !


,

But t he father had o n his rough wor ki n gman s fa c e a ,


smile almos t hap py bu t asto n ished t o o the smi le O f a c o n


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d em n e d man w h o foresees a p ossibility O f libe rt y .

B oum B oum ! H e remembered well the mornin g O f E aster


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M o nday when he had taken Fra n cois t o t he c ircus H e had .

still i n his ears the child s outburs t O f j o y t he ha p py laugh


O f t he amused boy when t he c lown the beautiful c lown


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all s p an gled with gold and with a great gilded butterfly


sparkli ng many colored o n t he bac k O f his black costume
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skipped across t he t ra c k g ave t he tri p t o a rider o r held


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hims elf motionless and s t i fi o n the s and his head down ,

a n d his feet in the air Or a g ain he t ossed u p t o the chan


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d el i er s ome soft felt hats whi c h he caught adroitly o n his


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head where they formed o n e by o n e a p y ramid ; and at


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each j est like a refrain brighteni n g up his int elligent and


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droll face he uttered the same c ry repeated the same word


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accompa n ied now and then by a burs t from t he or c hestra


B oum B oum !

B oum B oum ! a n d each time t hat it rang o ut B oum


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B oum the audie n ce burst i nto hurrahs a n d the li ttle o n e


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j oined in with his hearty little lau gh B oum B oum ! It .


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was this B oum B oum it w a s the c lown O f t he c ir c us i t was



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this fa v orite o f a large par t o f t he c i ty that l i tt le F ra n cois ,

wished to s e e and t o ha v e and whom he c ould no t have and


could n ot s e e sin c e he w a s lyin g here wi thou t s t ren gt h i n
his white bed .

In the e v e n ing J acques L e grand brou ght t he c hild a


j ointed clo wn all s tit c hed wi th s p angles whi c h he had
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bough t in a p assageway and which was very ex p ensive .

It w a s t he price of four O f his worki ng da y s ! B u t he would


ha v e gi v en twe nty thirty h e would have given the p rice

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O f a y ear s labor t o brin g ba ck a smile t o t he p ale li p s o f


t he sick c hild .
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The c hild looked a t the play thi n g a moment as it glis t e n ed


o n the white c o v er O f the bed then said sadly , ,

It is not B oum Boum ' I want t o s e e Boum Boum !
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Ah ! if Ja c ques could have wrapped him up in his bla n


kets could have carried hi m to the circus c ould ha v e shown
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h i m the clown da nc i n g under the lighted chandelier a n d ,

ha v e said to hi m L ook ! H e did better Jacques he went


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to the circ us deman ded the address O f the clown a n d


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timi dly his legs shaki n g with fear he c li mbed o n e b y o n e


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the steps which led to the apartmen t o f the artist at Mo nt ,

martre 3
It was ver y bold this that J acques was going t o
.
,

do ! But after all the comedian s go t o si n g and recite their


mon ologues i n drawi n g rooms at the hou ses o f the great -
,

lords P erhaps the clown Oh ! i f he on ly would would


.
— —

co n sent to c ome a n d s a y good da y t o Fra ncois N O matter ; -


.

how would the y recei v e him J acqu es L egra n d here at , ,

Bo u m B ou m s h o u Se ?

'

H e was n o lon ger Boum Boum ! He was M on sieur -

More n o a n d i n the artistic dwellin g the books the en g r a v


, , , ,

i n gs the elegan ce was like a choice decoration arou n d the


,

charmi n g man w h o received Jacques in his Office li ke that


O f a doctor .

Jacques looked but di d not recognize the clown a n d


, ,

turn ed and twisted his felt hat bet w een his fi n gers The .


other waited Then the father ex c used himself
. It was .

astonishin g wh at he c ame there t o ask it c ould not be


, ,

pardo n excuse ,
But in short it was c on c erning the little ,

one A n ice little o n e monsieur And S O intelligent ! ,


.

Alway s the first at school except in arithm etic whi c h he , ,

did not un derstand A dreamer this little on e do y ou , ,

s ee ! Yes a dreamer An d the proof wait the proof


, .
— —

Jacqu es n ow hesitated stammered ; but he gathered up ,

hi s courage a n d said briskl y .

3 A sec t i o n O f P a i s i n w h i c h a t i s t s a n d li t era r y m en l i ve
. r r .
30 6 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

Th epr oo f i s t ha t he wishes t o see y ou t ha t he t hink s ,

only o f y ou a nd t ha t y o u a r e t he r e before him li k e a star


,

whi c h he would like t o have and tha t he looks ,

When he had fi ni shed the fa t her was deadly p ale and he , ,

had grea t d r o p s o n his forehead H e dared n ot loo k a t the .

clo wn w h o remai n ed wi th his eyes fixed o n the workman


, .

And wha t was he going t o s a y this Boum B oum ? W as he ,


-

goin g t o dismiss him tak e him fo r a fool and p u t h i m out


,

the door ?
Y o u li ve ? asked B oum B oum -
.

Oh ! ver y near ! S tree t o f the Ab e s s e s s !



C ome ! said the other Y o ur boy wan t s t o s ee B oum
.


B oum ? Ah well he i s g oi ng t o s ee B oum B oum
, ,
-
.

When the door opened a n d showed the c lo wn J a c ques ,

L egra n d c ried o ut j oyfully to his s o n :



F ran cois be ha pp y c hild ! S ee here he i s B oum
, , ,

B oum !
A loo k O f grea t j oy c ame over t he child s face H e ra i sed ’
.

himself on his mo ther s ar m and turned his head t oward the


t w o men w h o app r oa c hed ques t ionin g for a momen t w h o , , ,

i t was by t he side of his father ; this g entleman in an over


c oat whose g ood p leasan t fa c e he did n ot know W hen
, ,
.

“ ”
the y said t o h i m I t i s B oum B oum ! he slowly f ell ba c k
,
-

o n the pillow and remained t here his e yes fixed his b eau t i
, , ,

ful large blue eyes whi c h looked beyond the walls o f the
, ,

little room and were always seek i ng the spangles and the
,

butterfly o f B oum B ou m lik e a l ove r wh o p ursues hi s


-
,

dream .


NO re p lied t he c h i ld wi t h a vo i c e whi c h w a s no longer
,

dry bu t full O f despair no i t i s not Boum B oum
, , ,
-
.

The clown standi n g near the little bed threw u p on the


, ,

child an earnes t loo k very grave but O f an inex p ressible


, ,

sweetness .
30 8 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

The f a t her and t he m o ther we pt but t hi s time fr om j o y


, .

Unti l li t tle F r ancoi s was o n his feet a g a l u a c arria g e


sto pp ed every da y before t he d we llin g O f a workman 1 n the
street o f the Ab e s s e s s at M ontmartre and a m an g ot o u t
, ,

wi t h a ga y powdered fa c e enveloped in an Ov er c oat with a


,

collar turned back and underneath i t o ne could s e e a c lown s ’

costume .


Wha t d o I o w e y o u monsieur ? s ai d Ja c ques at last to
, , ,

t h e master c lown when the child took h i s first walk


-
for now ,

I o w e you somethin g !
The c lown s tre t c hed o u t his t wo soft herculean hands t o
,

he p aren t s .

A shake o f t he hand ! s aid he .

Then pla c in g t w o great kisses on the on c e mo r e rosy


cheeks O f the child :
“ ”
And ( laughing ) p ermission to p ut o n m y visiting
a nd :

B OUM B OUM
-

Ac r o ba t i c D o c t o r an d P hy s i ci a n i n o r di na r
y t o li t t le

F r a nco i s
) ,
.
I
L E M Ai T R E

( 1 85 3 1 9 1 4 )
-

F RA N C O I S E LI E JU L E s L E M Ai T R E was b o r n a t Venne cy ,

i n the D epartm en t O f L oiret cent ral Fran c e April 2 7 , ,


1 858 . After some p relimi nar y s c hooli n g a t home he wen t


to Paris and completed his studies there He was inter .

e s t e d in educatio n al work and ta u ght fo r a number O f


y ears holdi n g positions in various schools and c olleges
,
.

I n 1 8 8 2 he recei v ed his doctor s degree and t wo y ears ’

later he aban do n ed the teaching profession s o t ha t he


might devote his whole att ention t o literar y pu r sui t s .

L emai tre had alwa y s been i nterested in literature as ,

b e fit t ed a P rofessor o f R hetori c a n d earl y in his career ,

began t o contribut e poems a n d articles t o various j ournals .

B y 1 8 7 9 he w a s alread y attracti n g atten tion as a critic


throu gh a number O f articles i n the R e vu e B le u e especiall y ,

o n e o n Flaubert whom he had k nown well at Havre


,
whi le
teachin g A small volume O f poems made hi m known more
.

widely but his real forte seemed t o lie in criti cism a field
, ,

for which he was eminen tl y fitted b y virtue O f his wi de


readi n g a n d splen did scholarship F o r man y years he .

shared hi gh hon ors as a criti c with Bruneti ere Faguet , ,

a n d Doumi e o f whom Doumi e is n o w the onl y survivor


,
.

U nli ke the others L emai tre did n ot limit hi s interest to


,

criticism alone ; he made origi n al contributions t o poetr y ,

the d r am a a nd fiction with considerable suc c ess in each


,

,
.

It is however as a critic that L emai tre will be best


, ,

remembered He kep t up a continuous seri es O f c ritical


.

essay s on the drama and other literar y subj ects O f the .

Im p r e s s i o ns d e T h é dt r e there are ten vol u mes while O f ,

the secon d series en titled L e s C o n t e m p o r a in s there are


, ,

se v e n volumes .

The story of T h e S i r en selected for this volum e is taken


, ,

3 09
31 0 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

from t he firs t s e ries o f E n M a rg e d e s Vi e um L i v r es The .

idea o f the stories and sketches in these t wo volumes is


u n ique ; ea c h o n e begi ns with an e p isode o r chara c ter from
so me well known O ld story and t hen diver g es as the imagi
nation O f t he author dictates The stories are ver y readable .

be c ause O f L emai tre s dire c t s ty le and be c ause O f the novelty


o f t he underly i n g i dea .

T H E S I RE N 1

By JU L E S L E MAI T R E
A s T H E Y neared the Isle t o f the S ire n s the wind c almed 2

down and t he waves were hushed The sa ilors fu rled the .

sails Ul y sses reme m bering t h e w a rni ng c ounsel o f C ir c e


.
2
,
2
,

k neaded a lum p O f w a x in his sturdy hands and s t o p ped the


ears o f his c om p anions wi t h it They in turn tied him to the .

mast and then s t ruc k the foamin g s ea with t he i r oa rs .

From the de p ths O f their grott o t he S i rens had O bserved


the vessel When i t c ame within range o f t he i r voi c es t hey
.

came down t o the shore and began t o sin g



C ome hither beloved wanderers come ! N O seafarer has
, ,

ever p assed ou r isla n d without listeni ng to o u r voice ; then


they de p ar t filled with j oy having learned ma n y things ; ,

fo r w e know all that ha p pen s on the bounti ful earth .

R ising erect out O f the still water their bodies gleaming ,

a n d moist they made appeali n g gestures w ith their beauti ful


,

arms A n d an irresistible witcher y lay in their voices soft


.
,

as a milk y sea per v asive as the O dor O f sea weed tender and
,

, ,

a little wi stful as though it were the voice o f longi n g .

Ul y sses writhed within h i s bands but his c ompanio n s , ,

forewar n ed o n ly bou n d them tighter around his arms and


,

thighs .

1 l
T ran s a t e b d y
H C S c w e i er t h k
k
. . . .

S ee H o m e r s Od y s s ey , B o o ! II, C la s s i c M y t h s

Ga y l ey

2 . or s .
31 2 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

O f t he s ea B ut I should be hap p l er s till i f dea t h should


.


c o m e t o m e at yo u r hand s alone .

T he S i r en l ook ed a t hi m in sur pri se I t w as t he fi rs t ti m e


.

s h e had eve r s een a w i sh o r a t hou gh t i llu m ina t e t he f a c e o f

a m an ; fo r usually the fea t u r es and eyes O f t he shi p w r e ck ed

ma ri ne r s showed no t hi n g bu t t e r ror ; o r indeed m o r e O ft en , ,

u tt e r ly exhaus t ed by t he i r exe rti ons t hey di s p layed no ,

e m o t ion at all .

S he made a s 1 gn t o her sis t ers t o k ee p away s ayi n g ,



The stran g er belong s t o me .

T he res t O f the S irens wi thdrew e i the r b e c ause s h e wh o


,

s p o ke i n t his manne r had some authority over her c o m


p anions o r be c ause s ome t a c i t a gree m en t a m on g t hem de t er
,

mined t he allo t men t O f thes e derelicts O f t h e s ea .

Alone w it h the c raft y Gr ee k s h e as k ed : ,


“ ”
Wha t i s your name ?
And when s h e had learned i t she a t on c e r e p lied

E u p horion I love y o u And although i mmortal t hat 1 s
,
.
, ,

t he first time I have ever s p oken t ha t word o r f elt tha t whi c h



i t si g n i fies .


And what is your name asked t he Gree k
? .

L eu c o s i a .

T he other S ire n s faithful t o the p act a greed u p on let


, ,

E u p horion and L eu c o s i a li ve t o g ether by t hemselv es as t he y


l i k ed .

B a ck O f t he grott o t here w a s a se c luded meadow in whic h


a foun t ain gently p layed E u p ho ri on d r an k it s water a n d
.

l i ved o n shell fis h -
.

L eu c o s i a neve r le ft h im A s a p as ti me t hey enj oyed being


.

r o ck e d on t he cr es t O f a wave t o b e l i fted u p and c arried


,

alon g ami d i t s wa t ery c aresses At times t he S i r e n would


.

l e t herself dro p from the sum m it o f a high rock he r finny t ail ,

s t rai gh t o u t li k e an arrow ; he would c atch her i n his a r ms

and t o g et her they would dive dee p into the salty p ool At .
TH E S I REN 31 3

other times in t he bas i n s of the coves they reveled i n the


, ,

s un shin e amo n g the foaming eddies Or agai n they gam ~ .


,

boled with the dolphi n s playi n g merr y pranks upon them


,
.

At night when the other S irens we n t t o sleep on the grass


, ,

their unwieldy tails stretc hi n g o ut side b y side E uphorio n ,

a n d L euc o s i a retired t o a remote nook i n the meadow an d ,

the wa n derer fell asleep in the cold arms O f thi s quaint


goddess O f the s ea .

The y co nv ersed but little L eu c o s i a w as famili ar with


.
'

words which pertai n ed t o thi n gs n ecessar y t o n ymph li fe on


the reefs o f the M e diterra n ean S he knew how to n ame the .

s k y the s e a the s u n the moon the stars the rocks t h e fi


, , ,
sh
, , , ,

a n d the various parts O f the bod y S he also knew how t o .


say : I s e e ; I hear ; I feel ; I lo v e ; I desire somethi n g ; I
hope ; I wan t B ut that was practicall y a ll the vocabulary
.

o f t hi s y oung immortal .

On e da y E uphor ion said t o her



When from the swift ship I heard the v oices O f t h e
S ire n s y ou boasted that y ou knew many thi n gs n ot kn own to

man Tell me about them n o w L eu c o s i a
.
,
.

But s h e gave him t o un dersta n d that the y spoke untruths ,

o nl y t o excite the curiosity o f t ravelers .

An d in tru th the words they chanted whi ch he n ow heard


.

, , ,

ever y e v eni n g di d n o t e v ide n ce an i ntelligen t u n derstan di n g


,

O f the S pirit O f thi n gs bu t o nl y such exceedi n g emotio n as


,

arises from rej oici n g at the comin g O f the dawn the glory ,

O f the setti n g s un the boundless n ess an d beauty O f the s e a ;


,

o r simpl y the j o y O f possessi n g a n agile body i n capable O f


,

fatigue S ometimes the artful singers seemed t o suggest


.

the pain O f a lo n ging p u rposel y left va gue but whi ch pre


, ,

c i s ely defi n e d the gloom in the so u l o f E uphorio n b u rde n ed ,

with memories of his life as a hu ma n bei n g .

L eu c o s i a n oticed the mela n chol y o f her compa ni o n a n d


soothed him with her cool kisses On the sea an d i n the .
31 4 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

hollow gr o tt o she was str on g e r t han he and mo r e su pp l e and


, ,

hel p ed him alon g and wa tc hed over him eve r y momen t But .

o n the bea c h and in the fra gr an t meadow obli g ed t o w alk ,

o n her hands and dra g her c u m bersome t a i l al on g she ,

wonde r ed a t her c omrade be c aus e o f his fee t wh i c h enabled


him t o walk ere c t and envied him In such moments S h e
,
.

felt that his ex p erien c es had been more varied t han hers ,

t hat his mind mus t be filled with p i ctures and idea s whi c h
s h e c ould n o t even surmise .

H e resolved t o teach her attemptin g t o give her s o m e i d ea


,

h o w human bein g s lived o n t he c ontinen t and the lar g er


i slands. B ut he soon s a w that she did n ot understand him
be c aus e the words he used had n o relation t o any O bj e c t upon
whi c h she c ould p ut her e y es .

Then he began t o g row a trifle weary L eu c o s i a no lo n ger .

had the c harm O f novelty There was t o o great a di ff ere n ce


.

between t hem be c ause O f the p rimitiveness O f her m i n d .

W hat had a t firs t fascinated him n o w made him tired H e .

'

felt a sor t O f resentme n t t owards L eu c o s i a o n a c c o u n t O f


.


her ignorance and becaus e o f her cold brin y skin , .

H e remembered his li fe as i t used to be his homesi c kness ,

becomi n g co n sta n tly more a c ute At night in t he quie t


.
,

meadow while the stra n ge goddes s with the scaly body lay
,

asleep n ear him he once again s a w the fields the woods , ,


the streams the oxen at t heir work the dwelli n g p laces o f
, ,

huma n bei n gs the booths O f the merchants t he temples on


, ,

the hills the ships in port and the taverns where o n e dri nks
, ,

t he sparkli n g wine ; the little dan c i n g gi rls dark e y ed b e-


,
-
,

spa n gled who stic k red flowers in their hair and whos e
, ,

hands are warm and w h o have pretty feet .

About this time a vessel which happe n ed along w a s lured


b y the song of the S irens a n d wrecked o n a nearby reef .

E uphorio n was horrified when he s aw those gra c eful maide n s


s et their pierci n g teeth into the bodies of the seame n an d ,
31 6 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

O f es c a p e from t he i sland o f the S ire n s S O he was p lannin g


.
,

a separation from his c om p anion at the very moment when


s h e w a s be c omi n g more intelligen t a n d beginnin g t o under

sta n d him .

H e c onti n ually told her entran c ing t ales O f life amo n g


m eIi .


I f y o u c are to c ome wi th m e he said o n e day w e c an
, ,

s wi m a c ros s t he s ea u n til w e come to a ci ty c alled Athens ,



s c ar c ely t hree days j our n ey from here

“ ”
B ut I c anno t walk ver y far o n land .

I will hel p y o u replied E uphorion ; a n d w h e n we ve


,
l

arrived in the c it y a s p lendid chariot like those y ou s a w


, ,

in the pi ctures will c arr y you wheresoever y ou wish to go


, .

And w e w i ll li ve happily t ogether with the gold in tha t



chest .

But he did n o t s a y all t ha t w a s i n his mind .

A three days j ourney was mere p lay for the S iren A t



.

times they swam alo ng side by side while again E uphorion


, ,

w a s hel p ed by her s o t hey r ea c hed the shore O f the main


,

land without his bein g exhausted by fati g ue .

They landed a t an unfrequent ed s p ot bu t i n the distance ,

s a w si gns O f a city approa c hed by a lon g road which w a s


, ,

ru g ged and c overed with dus t .

The S iren c rawled along for a while on her han ds bu t s h e ,

w a s bruised by the s t ones and weakened by the scorchin g


rays o f the s u n .

E uphorion w a s already far in advan c e O f her S he c alled .

t o him :
The land u p on whi c h m en l i ve i s ha r d and r ou gh In .

the s e a I hel p ed t o c a rr y y o u ; n o w i n tu r n should y o u no t


, ,

help me ?

H e did n o t have t he hea rt t o r e fuse Re tr a c i ng his ste p s


.
,

he s t ooped down and O ffered t o assis t he r T he S i ren put .

he r arms around his ne c k ; he rose and as he walk ed alon g


,
TH E S I REN 31 7

the road the end O f her s c ale covered tail dragged i n the dust -
.

P erspiri n g un der his burden E u phorio n mu ttered words ,

O f a nn oy a n ce H e bega n to ask himself what he was to d o


.

with this fin tailed woma n n ow that they were i n the coun try
-
,

O f men .

S u dde n ly he roughl y u n clasped from his n eck the arms


O f L e u c o s i a let her fall at full le n gth to the grou nd and ran
, ,

away with rapid strides .


E uphorio n ! E u phorio n cried the S iren plai n ti v ely ,
.

That cr y was s o to u ching that he stopped .

“ ”
Be patie n t he said I am going to the city and will
,
.
,

retu rn wi th a chariot to fetch y ou .


N O no ,
s h e moa n ed
,
You will n ot ret urn I know it
. . .

You no lo n ger love me because I am not like other women .

T O me y ou o w e y our li fe a n d it is thro u gh y ou that I am,

doomed to lose mi n e for surel y the gods ha v e depri v ed me of


,

immortality as p unishmen t for ha v i n g falle n i n love with a



human bei n g .

S he wrun g her ha n ds a nd for the first time tears flowed,

from her pale e y es Her tail whose beautiful shi ny colors


.
,

were soiled by the dust be a t feebl y o n the hard road


,
.


E uphorio n ! E u phorio n ! Have pity o n me ! s h e r e
s u med .

he exclaimed Y o u have ne v er before spoke n


.


that word !

That is because I ha v e n ever before s u ffered s h e r e ,

plied . L iste n to me dear frie n d an d comrade I clearl y


, .

s ee that I S hall alwa y s be an embarrassme n t t o y ou An d .

as for me I kn ow I wou ld be u n easy amo n g women who


,

ha v e feet Alas ! tha t which I longed for n o w t e r ri fie s me


.
, .

But I am t o o weak to regain the sea C arr y me to the .


S hore a n d I ll return alo n e t o m y c r u el sisters

, .


said E u phorion S till another word which .


y ou have n e v er before used !
31 8 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES

Alas ! s h e a n swered It i s y o u w h o have revealed it s ,



m eani n g t o me .

E uphorion without saying an y thin g lift ed h e r int o hi s


, ,

arms whil e her lo ng flowi ng hair entwi n ed itself about his


,

knees S he smiled at him a mi d her tears and t hen she


.
,

s ighed s o tenderly that he felt his resolution weakenin g .

H e p laced L eu c o s i a gently o n the bea c h near t he water s ,


edge .

Adieu dear friend she s aid


, .


Ah he sobbed if only y ou were like othe r women
, ,
.

B ut why ho p e ! I am n ot B esides I have n o need O f .


,

limbs in t he waters O f t he s ea I shall try t o for g et for g et


— .
,

and be c ome on c e m ore like my sis t ers F o r I shall be e xc eed .

i n gly unhap p y i f I remember y o u and all the t hings you have


taught me Bu t t hen c an I for g et
.
— Alas I fe ar I c annot
, , ,

and I shall be a p oor f o r sak en nym p h n o lon g er even a ,

S i ren .

E uphor i on we pt

B e c ome what y o u will said he I know that I love ,
.

you a n d I do n o t wan t y o u t o g o away wi thou t me L et


, .


happen whatsoeve r m ay p lease t he g ods y ou and I are go

i n g away t ogether !
E uphorion would r eally have c o mmi tt ed t hat folly had it
no t been for Thetis kindhear t ed g oddess O f the s ea w h o
, ,

a p peared before the t w o lovers .

I have l on g been i nterested i n y o u s h e said and I wish , ,

you well Y o u L eu c o s i a have been kind t o o n e w h o but


.
, ,

lately fou gh t a t t he side O f my s o n Achilles ; while y ou ,

E uphorion have shown c om p assion t o o n e O f my daught ers


,

o f the s e a a t t he very m o m en t when o u were abou t t realiz e


y o

your deares t ho p e t ha t O f on c e m ore s ee i n g your nati v e


la n d ; a n d finally be c ause y o u have elevated ea c h other the


, ,

o n e through greater knowled g e the o t her by increased for ti ,

t ude .

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