okay you know the musical six.
what if their was a
spin off to where all queens live together in hampton
court.
THEME SONG:
ARAGON: Divorced
BOLEYN: Beheaded
SEYMOUR: Died
CLEVES: Divorced
HOWARD: Beheaded
PARR: Survived
ARAGON: And tonight, we are….
ALL: Live
ARAGON: Listen up let me tell you a story
BOLEYN: story that you think you've heard before
SEYMOUR: We know you know our names and our fame and our faces
CLEVES: Know all about the glories and the disgraces
HOWARD: I'm done 'cause all this time
I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme
PARR:So I picked up a pen and a microphone
ALL:History's about to get overthrown
ARAGON: Divorced
BOLEYN: Beheaded
SEYMOUR: Died
CLEVES: Divorced
HOWARD: Beheaded
PARR: Survived
ALL:But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemix
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives
Raising up the roof 'til we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives.
But now we’re, ex wives.
(Divorced)
ARAGON: My name's Catherine of Aragon
Was married 24 years
I'm a paragon of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
So if you try to dump me
You won't try that again.
(Beheaded)
BOLEYN: I'm that Boleyn girl and I'm up next
See I broke England from the church
Yeah, I'm that sexy
Why did I lose my head?
Well, my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red.
(Died)
SEYMOUR: Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved
All:(Rude)
SEYMOUR: When my son was newly born, I died
But I'm not what I seem or am I?
Stick around and you'll suddenly see more.
(Divorced)
CLEVES: Ich bin Anne of Cleves
all:Ja!
CLEVES: When he saw my portrait, he was like
all:Ja!
CLEVES: But I didn't look as good as good as I did in my pic
Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry's little-
(k howard pushes cleves out the way out of panic.)
HOWARD:Prick up your ears, I'm the Catherine who lost her head
(Beheaded)
HOWARD: For my promiscuity outside of wed
Lock up your husbands
Lock up your sons
K. Howard is here and the fun's begun.
(Survived)
PARR:Five down, I'm the final wife
I saw him to the end of his life
I'm the survivor Catherine Parr
I bet you wanna know how I got this far.
ALL: BUT TONIGHT YOU'RE GONNA KNOW HOW WE GOT THIS FAR!
CAUSE EV’RYBODY KNOWS WE JUST USE TO BE SIX WIVES.
We’re one of a kind
No category
Two many years
Lost in history
We’re three to take
Our crowning glory
Four five more minutes
We’re six!
WOAH-OH! WOAH-OH! WE’RE SIX!
WOAH-OH-OH-OH! WE’RE SIX!
WOAH-OH! WOAH-OH! FOR…
FIVE.. FOUR… THREE… TWO…
ONE MORE MINUTE!
(DRUM SOLO.)
WERE SIX.
Catherine of aragon: (played by Adrianna hicks)
● personality:
-Catherine is portrayed as fun and sassy, but bitter about being divorced. Her belief that
she's still queen is obviously reflected in the musical, especially in the line in No Way where she
sings, "You made me your wife, so I'll be queen 'til the end of my life" That is in the end of the
musical she ditched that dirtbag henry and enjoyed her life at the church choir. Most of the time, she
has a full on dislike of Anne Boleyn, not as like a rivalry, but more she is very annoying to the point
she feels like she wants to choke her .
● Fun facts:
○ Favorite color: yellow
○ Favorite food: seafood
○ Greatest everyday fear: spiders.
○ Queen-insperation: beyonce or jennifer hudson
Anne boleyn: (played by Andrea macasaet)
● personality:
- Anne is portrayed in SIX as being immature, childish, and fun-loving, and sometimes
cute but her intelligent side is also shown, demonstrating that she isn't all that meets the
eye. But overall a fun friend to have. And likes to butt heads with aragon from time to
time. Also she likes to do this thing whenever she takes off her head completely if she's
trying to be dramatic. But she also does it alot when she's about to go to sleep, she
takes off her head, places it on a stand for rest. IT'S STILL ALIVE!! But just sleeping
● Fun facts:
○ Favorite color: green
○ Favorite food: French food, and fruits like strawberries and cherries.
○ Greatest everyday fear: heights
○ Queen-inspiration: Avril Lavigne and Lily Allen
Jane seymour:(played by abby muller)
● personality:
Best friends with Aragon,Jane is portrayed to be maternal and caring, but also soft-spoken
and gentle. Kinda like a mother figure.
○ Fun facts::
○ Favorite color: grey, black or white.
○ Favorite food: fish, often salmon. pasta and smaller amounts.
○ Greatest everyday fear: deep water
○ Queen-inspiration: adele, Sia, or celine dion
Anna of cleves:( played by Brittney Mack)
● personality:
She is best friends with the 3 with Anne Bolyen, and Kathrine Howard. She is the laid
back, chill, fun loving party animal. She has a good life with all the money she could
spend in a lifetime but likes to share it with the queens. But she’s also loyal. And did i
mention she's best friends with anne boleyn, and katherine howard.
● Fun facts:
○ Favorite color: Red.
○ Favorite food: Anything.
○ Greatest everyday fear: fire
○ Queen-inspiration: nicki manaj, or rihanna
Kathrine Howard : (played by sam pauly)
● personality:
Katherine is portrayed as bubbly, sassy, and fun. Her outfit purposely shows the most skin, as a
small nod to the fact that she has always been known for her body and taken advantage of,
which is too mature to mention. So that’s why she moved away from boys. Best friends of
boleyn, and cleves and Cathrine parr, ( who she might have a crush on because of her shyness)
● Fun facts:
○ Favorite color: pink or purple.
○ Favorite food: sweets and pastries.
○ Greatest everyday fear: clowns.
○ Queen-inspiration: ariana grande, or britney spears.
Catherine parr: ( played by maiya quansah breed)
personality:
Catherine is portrayed as mature, caring, and a bit shy, shown when she makes a joke no one
really laughs at and is uncomfortable in the spotlight. But she is also a writer. And best friend of
k Howard.( and also has a crush on Howard because of how cute she looks)
● Fun facts:
○ Favorite color: any shade of blue.
○ Favorite food: also sweets and pastries.
○ Greatest everyday fear: The dark.
○ Queen-inspiration: alicia keys.
what about an episode of ann pranking everyone with placing her head everywhere
I kinda find it funny of the Anne's head prank, Anne keeps pranking the queens by missplacing it
everywhere, kitchen fridge when aragon wakes up. Besides Jane during her book reading time,
and during Anna's livestream, which she kinda felt cool with, the queens taking revenge, hides
Anne's body until she promises no more pranks, that is the post credits when Anna gets a
midnight snack, and sees Anne's head in the fridge again, she just says hey and closes it.
