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WELCOME!
Hello all! Welcome to our 4th
Volume of Cronicomics! This month's
theme is DUN DUN DUN... Back to
School! (You don't say... *Is crushed
by homework* - Sky) As much as we
all regret it, I'm sure you'll be laughing
your heads off by the end of the issue.
As for myself, I go back next Monday
(EGAD! - Robo), so my Chronicles
time may be limited, as will
Skypirate's.

In fact, our dear and beloved
Skypirate is taking a break from ACC!
*Pause as the readers whip out their
tissues* (... - Sky) As much as it pains
us to see him go, it's his choice. We
hope he'll continue to submit TCP
articles, but if not, I'll be covering
Cronicomics for him.

This month's fabulous edition
features special edition scripts from
Skypirate and myself. You shall be
able to feast your eyes upon the
rubbish that is my first ever fanfiction.
(Lulwut? - Sky) We've also added a
new staff member to the team,
Pirates2Fan (My little sissy - Robo),
who has created her own comic strip!

Included in this issue will be lots of
school time hilarity! If only school
were really this entertaining! Hope you
all enjoy this wonderful issue of
Cronicomics! See you next issue!
Robotownrules
Deputy Editor
Sky's Bit, shoop de woop:
As Robo said, I'll be taking a break from ACC,
but I'll be doing my best to keep editing Croni,
even if I'm not writing as many articles or
comics as I used to do. It's a shame, but ah well.
Next issue will see a new Cronicomics format,
but don't worry, we'll still have the same ol'
laughter pills!
As Robo said, this issue we have scripts, and
lots of them. There is also a few vintage comics
of mine as well. We really are going back to
school with this issue, as a lot of the stuff Robo
and I have done was from our very own school
days.
Thanks for reading!
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Photo by: crob8
Caption by: crob8
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Name: 8anne8
You may know her from: Chicken pox top
model
This month: 8anne8 will be hugging many
furniture this weekend.
8anne8(Skypirate:p-Robo) is: ecstatic to be
going home! (Glad to have you nack - Robo)
Name: Robotownrules
You may know her from: TINS, Fanfic Comp,
or as Duckman
This month: Preparing to go back to school.
AND waiting for my 17th BIRTHDAY! (Its so
soon - Robo)
Robo is: watching loads and loads of
Degrassi episodes!
Name: Sweetcookie77
You may know her from: She's new! (And
insanely awesome)
Name: Resettidrools
You may know her from: TCP
Name: Crob8
You may know him from: Secret
Pokemon ROM Hack, Pokemon
Sandstone...
This month: Crob is insanely bored.
(Go back to school then xD - Sky)
Crob8 is: bored. (Bye Crob, have
fun at school! - Sky)
Name: kassce
You may know her from: Sucky
Fan Fics she wrote as a noob a
year ago.
This month: She's at home wishing
that school didnt start so soon.
Kassce is: Bored and singing
Japanese songs.
WALLY AND WISP!
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I had no idea what to do for this episode... O_____o
Photo and
Caption by crob8
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by Pirates2Fan
School Script
by Robotownrules

Ever wondered what Robotownrules's earliest writing was like? Well, now you get the
once in a lifetime chance, because I am NEVER EVER unveiling this rubbish again.
ENJOY!
Note that this has been edited tremendously, so it's not AS bad as the original...

Even as a child, Robo was thinking of Ducks!

Teacher: Now, today we will learn about the Land Squabble, currently going on in the
country of Animalack. The squabble is between what two species? Robo?

[Robo is sleeping on the desk. He jolts awake at the sound of the teacher's voice.]
Robo: Wuzzat?...DUCK BEAKS!

[He blurts out the first thing on his mind.]

Teacher: Not what I was looking for. Who knows the answer?
Maddie R: Ooh! It's the Ducks and the Chickens!
Robo: I knew it was duck related!
Teacher: Who knows what piece of land they are fighting over? Chris?
Chris: Umm...The Land?
Teacher: Correct.
Robo: That was obvious...
Teacher: Where in The Land is the piece of land? What landmark is it that they want?
[Hannah's handshoots up] Yes Hannah?
Hannah: The Golden Statue of Quackenbeak II, the founder of The Land.
Teacher: Very good. What are they fighting about?
Robo: Whether Quackenbeak is a chicken or a duck...?? [Whispering] TOTALLY a duck.
Teacher: Very good!
Robo: Whoa! I got it right! It seemed like a logical reason.
Chris: Hey, it's almost time for soccer tryouts! WOO!

Robo: Hey who's ready for soccer?

Everyone: MEEEEEE!!!

[The bell rings and they all dash out of the classroom to the locker rooms, getting
ready for their rigorous tryouts. One by one they make it down to the field and gather
around the super fit excercise-obsessed coach, a russet dog standing upright in the
middle of the field.]
Coach Copper: Everyone, lineup! I am Coach Copper, and I'm here to see your skills. I
want everyone to pair up and pass back and forth.
[The group pairs off, leaving Nook and Nibbles without partners. Nook is forced to
work with his obnoxious little sister Nibbles.]

Copper: Nook, no hands!

Nook: But, this is football. According to my Football for Dummies book,

[He holds up a yellow guidebook]

I am supposed to throw the ball to another player to score a touchdown.

Copper: That's American football!
Nook: But we're in America...
Copper: [puts face in hands] Ugh...We're playing soccer. It's called futbol in every
other country except America. We use our feet in soccer/futbol. That's why it's called
FOOTbol.
Nook: Ohhhhhh...
Copper: Alright, now I'm going to test you in position. Line up behind Butch. Krissy,
you get in goal.
Krissy: Alright...
[Krissy is in goal. Butch kicks the ball hard, and Krissy knocks it away.]
Coach: Nice work Krissy! Now Nook, you're in goal.
Nook: Gulp...
[Robo takes a shot and Nook runs screaming out of the goal.]
Copper: sigh...Butch, shoot on Robo.
Butch: hehehe
[He beams the ball at Robo's head. Robo jumps up and catches it. Butch gets to try a
real shot now, not a revengeful shot. It curves towards the other side of the goal...but
Robo dives and grabs the ball.]
Butch: Crud...
[Everyone shoots on goal with the goalies switching. The coach puts up the roster the
following morning. Everyone rushes up to see the list. Robo gets to it first and reads
the positions to himself.]
Team Roster-Blue Lightning
Striker:
Hannah
Mikey
Maddie
Chris
Ryan
Mike
Butch
Midfield:
Alexis
Buzz
Kidcat
Groucho
Robin
Agent S
Chief
Defense:
Apollo
Rocco
PeeWee
Rolf
Rizzo
Lauren
Keeper:
Robo
Krissy
Other:
Nook-Waterboy/Ballboy
Nibbles-Cheerleader
Robo: Yeah! I'm keeper, and I could be other positions.
[He shows all of his friends the list and gave the list to Mike afterwards]
Mike: Looks like we're teammates instead of rivals, Robo.
Robo: Yep...
Mike: Congrats on making the team.
Robo: You too!
Alexis: Yay! We all made the team.
Chris: Even Nook??
Alexis: Yes...Ughhhh...
Robo: As what?
Hannah: Water boy.
Robo: Oh! Hey Nook, get me some water please!
Nook: Yes, sir. [Salutes Robo]
Robo: Thanks...I think.
Copper: First practice is Monday, see you there!
Animal Crossing School Days
By Skypirate
A look back at the first ever episode...
George, Anthony and the rest of the school are in the dining hall.
George: Ahhhhh. I just love the dining hall. You can talk to all your friends whilst eating glorious
meals.
Anthony: This food, glorious? It tastes like something pulled out of a sheeps rear end! (he pulls
a hair out of his spaghetti)
Cook: Thats cos it is. (Spits in some stew)

George: Okay, I suppose you are right about that. (He pushes his plate away)
Anthony: Uh-oh! Heres Nook!
Nook: Can I sit here please?
George & Anthony: (Sighing) Sure.
Nook: (Chewing) Yum-yum! I love this food.
George & Anthony: (Shocked) Huaaaaaaa!!!
Nook: Yknow, When Im older Im going to sell food like this in my shop.
George: (Wispering) Hey Anthony. Im never going to go to his shop.
Anthony: Yeah!!
(Fifteen years into the future)
George: Anthony, Remember at school we said we would never go to Nooks shop.
Anthony: Uh-huh.
George: (Angrily) Well, Its a shame Nooks shop is the only shop in town!
(Back in the present)
Anthony: Look George! Grizzlys brought his own food. Honey! (They look at Grizzly)
Grizzly: Mmmmmmmmmmm! Honey!
Jane: Did you just call me honey? Awwwwwwww!! Give us a hug! (Jane puts her arms round
Grizzly)
Grizzly: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! Im being squashed!!!
George: Now thats a real bear hug.
Anthony: Nice one.
(At the other end of the dining hall Samson is tucking into some cheese.
Samson: Yum! I do love it when there is cheese on the menu.
(Tom sits down next to him)
Tom: I do love it when I sit next to a mouse. (He licks his lips)
Samson: Uh-oh. AHHH! (Tom grabs him by the tail) Dont play with your food!
(Back to George, Anthony & Nook)
George: Oh-no! Here comes Curly.
Curly: Hi guyths, could I sthid here pleasth?
George:
Anthony:
Curly: I staid could I sthid here pleasth?
George: Er
Anthony: Hey Curly! I heard theres pork on the menu.
Curly: Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
George: Good thinking Anthony!
Anthony: (Proudly) Thanks.
It's Song Spoof Time!
Song of the month this time is...
Spoof of Linkin' Park's 'Numb' - 'Dumb' By Skypirate
I'm tired of Nook, being a complete fool,
He is so useless, lost under the surface
I don't know what you are expecting of him
We all know he, is gonna fail us all
(Caught in a revolving door just caught in a revolving door)
Every step that he takes is just another mistake
(Caught in a revolving door just caught in a revolving door)
Hes become so dumb I can't look at him
Become so stupid so he shaved his hair,
Hes becoming this all he wants to do
Is to open a shop and sell stuff to you
Can't you see that hes worthless to you
Holding too tightly afraid to lose control
Cause everything that you thought he would be
Was, a misjudgement on my part
(Caught in a revolving door just caught in a revolving door)
Every step that he takes is just another mistake
(Caught in a revolving door just caught in a revolving door)
And every second he wastes is more than I can take
Hes become so dumb I can't look at him
Become so stupid so he shaved his hair,
Hes becoming this all he wants to do
Is to open a shop and sell stuff to you
And I know
He will end up failing you
But I know
He was such a fool, with everyone hating you!
Hes become so dumb I can't look at him
Become so stupid so he shaved his hair,
Hes becoming this all he wants to do
Is to open a shop and sell stuff to you
Hes become so dumb I can't look at him
Become so stupid so he shaved his hair,
Hes becoming this all he wants to do
Is to open a shop and sell stuff to you.
Spoof by Crob8
Exclusive Tom Nook Interview
By Skypirate
That was the rst ever comic I made on the computer. It shows. =P
The Back Page
Sorry this issue wasn't as good as the others, but with school coming in like a missile directed at
my brain I couldn't work as hard as I should have. And noone submitted a ramble. SUBMIT A
RAMBLE. NAO.
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Blurry Bidoof FTW
Editor - Skypirate