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English Event Skits

The document presents four humorous skits suitable for a middle school event, each featuring comedic misunderstandings and playful interactions among students and teachers. The skits include 'The Broken English,' 'The Magic Pen,' 'Online Class Madness,' and 'The Restaurant Disaster,' showcasing themes of learning and communication. Suggested event order is provided for performance organization.

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English Event Skits

The document presents four humorous skits suitable for a middle school event, each featuring comedic misunderstandings and playful interactions among students and teachers. The skits include 'The Broken English,' 'The Magic Pen,' 'Online Class Madness,' and 'The Restaurant Disaster,' showcasing themes of learning and communication. Suggested event order is provided for performance organization.

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Title: Funny English Skits for Middle School Event

Skit 1: The Broken English


Characters: Teacher, Ali, Maria, John Scene: English class

Teacher: Good morning, class! Today, we’ll practice English conversation.

Ali: (confidently) Yes, teacher! My English is perfectly broken!

Teacher: (confused) You mean perfect!

Ali: No, teacher… very broken!

Maria: Teacher, may I go to the toilet?

Teacher: Yes, you may.

John: Teacher, may I go to the window?

Teacher: (laughs) Why the window?!

John: To get some fresh grammar!

Teacher: Remember, mistakes are how we learn!

Ali: Then I am learning very fast!

(Curtain closes — everyone laughs)

Skit 2: The Magic Pen


Characters: Emma, Tom, Lisa, Teacher Scene: Classroom during a test

Teacher: Everyone, take out your pens. You have 10 minutes!

Emma: What’s wrong, Tom?

Tom: I forgot my pen… again.

Lisa: (teasing) Use my magic pen! It always gets full marks.

Tom: Really? Wow!

Teacher: Tom, you got everything right… except your name!

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Tom: (looks) Oh no! I wrote “Lisa”!

Teacher: Maybe the magic was just in your brain, not the pen!

Lisa: (grinning) Told you it’s special!

Skit 3: Online Class Madness


Characters: Teacher, Jake, Lily, Noah, Sofia Scene: Online Zoom class

Teacher: Can everyone hear me?

Jake: (camera off) Yes, but I can’t see you… or my homework.

Lily: (filter on) Teacher, I turned into a potato!

Teacher: (trying not to laugh) Turn off the filter, Lily!

Noah: (sleeping, snoring)

Teacher: Noah, are you sleeping?!

Noah: (pretends) No, I was… meditating!

Sofia: Teacher, your sound is… (glitchy voice) b-b-broken!

Teacher: (pretends robot voice) C-c-c-an you h-h-ear me?

Teacher: Okay, class dismissed. Next time — no potatoes, no naps!

Jake: But that’s the fun part!

Skit 4: The Restaurant Disaster


Characters: Waiter, Customer 1, Customer 2, Chef Scene: A small restaurant

Waiter: Welcome to “English Delights!” May I take your order?

Customer 1: I’ll have one hamburger without ham.

Waiter: So… a burger?

Customer 1: No! A hamburger, but no ham!

Waiter: (confused) …Okay.

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Customer 2: And I want chicken soup without chicken.

Waiter: (facepalm) So… just soup?

Customer 2: Exactly!

Chef: What kind of restaurant is this?!

Waiter: A very confusing one!

Customer 1: Maybe we should just learn better English…

Customer 2: Or better menus!

(Curtain closes — everyone laughs)

Suggested Event Order: 1. The Broken English 2. The Magic Pen 3. Online Class Madness 4. The
Restaurant Disaster

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