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    This document contains a collection of Halloween-themed jokes, with each joke providing a question and pun-filled answer related to witches, skeletons, vampires, and other Halloween monsters. Some of the jokes ask what you would call a witch living at the beach (a sand-witch) or what Dracula gets letters from (his fang club). Overall, the document presents 10 short jokes playing on words related to Halloween creatures.

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    This document contains a collection of Halloween-themed jokes, with each joke providing a question and pun-filled answer related to witches, skeletons, vampires, and other Halloween monsters. Some of the jokes ask what you would call a witch living at the beach (a sand-witch) or what Dracula gets letters from (his fang club). Overall, the document presents 10 short jokes playing on words related to Halloween creatures.

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    Halloween Jokes: Funny Skeleton and Witch Puns

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    Monica Manta
    This document contains a collection of Halloween-themed jokes, with each joke providing a question and pun-filled answer related to witches, skeletons, vampires, and other Halloween monsters. Some of the jokes ask what you would call a witch living at the beach (a sand-witch) or what Dracula gets letters from (his fang club). Overall, the document presents 10 short jokes playing on words related to Halloween creatures.

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    HALLOWEEN JOKES

    • What do you call a witch who


    lives at the beach?
    • A. A sand-witch.
    • What do you give a skeleton for
    valentine's day?
    • A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped
    box.
    • Who was the most famous
    skeleton detective?
    • A. Sherlock Bones
    • Who was the most famous
    French skeleton?
    • A. Napoleon bone-apart
    • What is a vampires favorite
    holiday?
    • A. Fangsgiving
    • What do witches use in their
    hair?
    • A. scare-spray
    • What do you call a little
    monsters parents?
    • A. mummy and deady
    • Who does Dracula get letters
    from?
    • A. His fang club.
    • Why did Dracula go to the
    dentist?
    • A. He had a fang-ache.

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