Why CompSci

Majors Don’t
Deserve Rights
By Maggie Trimpin
 TABLE OF
CONTENTS
0 INTRODUC 0 FACTS &
TION STATS
1 Objectives & Outline
2 Why I’m right

0 COUNTERAR 0 CONCLUSI
GUMENT ON
3 Acknowledging the
counterargument 4 Wrapping it all up &
Audience Q&A
 INTRODUCTION
0
1.
02 Today we will

.
discuss why
computer science
is a disgusting
Having spent profession that
almost 3 (three) should not exist
semesters as a
Computer Science
major I feel I am
well versed in my
topic and more
than prepared to
defend it
 WHAT’S IN A
COMPUTER SCIENTIST
BORING
FAT AS FUCK
Side effect of NO friends NO sense
rotting at a computer of humor.
all fucking day
SOCIAL EXCELLENT
SKILLS GAYDAR
SIKE!!!! Not one damn SIKE PT. 2!!!! Keep
social skill. All gamers. fucking asking me out
Probably sexist. One (1)
even though I’m the
brain cell per person and
it’s used to learn how gayest person alive
to print “hello world” an don’t try to hide
on a screen it
99%
God did this on purpose
 ANOTHER FACTOR: NO
HOT PROFESSORS
Challenge : Find one attractive
person
 COUNTERA
! RGUMENT
A few individuals who are
breaking the curve
 BRENNAN
● Funny
● Good TRAUBE
person
● Moral compass
● Hot
girlfriend

ERIK
● RAMSLAND
Gave birth to marissa
● Probably chill
● Reminds me of Talos
from Captain Marvel
IN CONCLUSION

NO!!!!
!!!!!
Questions?
 THAN
KS
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