Don’t be a douche; get advice from friends, and

tell them what you are going to do so you feel like

an asshole if you don’t do it. Which you probably
won’t, who are we kidding here…
 Get over yourself asshole; your idea isn’t that
good. And even if it is (which it isn’t) it’s not the
idea, it’s the execution.
 OK shit for brains; just got to page “3” of your
lame ass Google search… see someone is making
a product for condoms/iPhone covers. It doesn’t
make a difference if someone else is doing it, just
do it better.
 You are a sad little troll; obviously you never
learned to play with others. You can’t do it all by
yourself, and why would you want to. You may
be half as rich (not!), but you’ll be 10 times more
likely to be successful.
 Grow a sac you freaking woos; yesterday you
were telling everyone that this was your million
dollar idea, and now you say it’s no good. Just
because your loser cousin who still lives with his
mother and rents porno every night says it’s a bad
idea, does not mean you throw in the towel.
 “Fuck you, that’s my name; You know why mister,
cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I
drove an 80 thousand dollar BMW, that’s my
name”. If you think someone else will sell your
shitty ass product while you don’t, you are an
even bigger douche than I thought before. No one
do will do right, what you are not willing to do for
yourself.
Get off your ass lazy bitch; I’m tired of hearing all
your great ideas, do something. Draw a mock up,
sell a service, make a call, take a shower. Just
start doing stuff and don’t try so hard to figure out
the perfect way to start your business. You’re
going to screw up anyway, you might as well start
screwing up now.
 How stupid are you; what, some rich daddy
warbucks is going to give your lame ass a million
dollars because you have a good idea. There is
reward for RISK. No risk no reward. Get some
extra credit cards, work an extra job, hold up a
convenience store… but put in your own money.
Maybe after that some dupe will throw some cash
your way.
 Don’t play a martyr dipface; you’re not going to
be any good at it. For some reason (unbeknownst
to me) some people actually consider you a friend
and like you. You’d be surprised what people are
willing to do, they like to give back and help
others; you just have to stop being a pansy and
ask.
So look, I know I have been kind of hard on you.
But, you REALLY CAN do this. But no one will
ever have more belief in you, or give you more
credit than you are willing to give yourself. Just
think of all the douche, lame ass, pansies that
already did this. Believe in yourself, and your
idea, and success will follow.