G W Y N E T H ’ S

O F F E N S I V E L Y
O U T R A G E O U S
P U B L I C A T I O N

ANGELIKA
EVDOXIADIS
T H E
M E D I C A L
M E D I U M

ANGELIKA
EVDOXIADIS
 Agenda
About
Spirit
Celery
Epstein-Barr Virus
VIRUS PROTECTION

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 A n t h o n y Wi l l i a m C o v i e l l o

• AKA Anthony William AKA The Medical Medium

• Pseudoscientist who “allegedly” communicates
with the “Spirit of Compassion” who gives him
“extraordinarily accurate health information that’s
far ahead of its time”
• Has allegedly been doing this since he was 4
• Considers himself “an invaluable resource to
doctors who need help solving their most difficult
cases”

WTF 4
SPIRI
T
B E C A U S E T H AT ’ S
A THING
Spirit of Compassion

“Scans” for:
• Blockages
• Infections
• Trouble areas
• Past problems
• Soul fractures

WANTS TO BE RECOGNIZED BY THE

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MEDICAL COMMUNITY
 Celery Juice

• “The science behind the healing powers of celery

juice is just yet to be discovered.“
• Claims it’s a miracle tonic
• Basically thinks it cures everything
• Must be pure to work
• Must be juiced because it’s a tonic
• “You have to extract it like an herb. It's just
like tea, you don't take the teabags and
throw them in the Nutribullet – there is big
confusion about this... This is an herbal
extraction. When you juice the celery,
you're creating a tonic, it's just like green
tea.”

EW 7
The human body
does not attack
itself. Pathogens
are to blame.

The Medical Medium

CLEARLY A GENIUS 8
Remember, health
trends never catch
on because they’re
effective.

The Medical Medium

WAIT, WHAT? 9
 Epstein-Barr Virus

He keeps using this word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means

• “Cause” of:
• PCOS
• Pretty much all cancers
• Cancer = virus + toxin

• Cure
• Vitamin B12 and celery juice

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 VIRUS PROTECTION

This was a 33-page pamphlet on his website

• Starts with saying to starve viruses from what they love to eat
• In case y’all didn’t know, viruses can’t eat… they use the energy metabolized from host cells
• Apparently they really like eggs, their next favourites are dairy products, and gluten and corn
• Kind of confused because the way he phrased it was that gluten and corn are other forms of dairy which no
• Based on that, I should be the epitome of health and never get so much as a cold
• Beyond a bunch of supplements, the best thing to do is to drink 16oz of celery juice a day… cucumber juice is
also effective apparently
• He just says to put plain celery in a juicer—I don’t know how this is more effective than just eating celery
• Cucumber apparently has a cooling effect on the glands and organs and reduces fevers?
• Thyme tea is apparently just putting thyme sprigs and hot water and works wonders

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S U M M A R Y
THIS MAN IS
NUTS AND NEEDS
TO BE STOPPED

DANKE 12
THANK
YOU
PRESENTER NAME
EMAIL
WEBSITE

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