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SHEILA: No, not yet. But then you don’t MRS BIRLING [reproachfully]: Arthur,
know all about port – do you? you’re not supposed to say such things –
BIRLING [noticing that his wife has not Sheila questions her father’s knowledge on
taken any]: Now then, Sybil, you must something associated with high society and he
take a little tonight. Special occasion, avoids the question. He doesn’t want to expose
y’know, eh? himself as less sophisticated. Insecure about his
background?
Suggests reference BIRLING: Oh – come, come – I’m treating SHEILA: I don’t believe I will. [Half
to a previous Gerald like one of the family. And I’m sure he playful, half serious, to GERALD] Meaning drunk –
argument about this won’t object. So you be careful. hinting at more
issue. Relationship issues under the
SHEILA [with mock aggressiveness]: Go on, GERALD: Oh – I will, I will.
may not be perfect? surface of this
Gerald – just you object!
[ERIC suddenly guffaws. His
family.
GERALD [smiling]: Wouldn’t dream of it. In parents look at him.]
fact, I insist upon being one of the family now.
Speaking for her I’ve been trying long enough, haven’t I? [As SHEILA [severely]: Now – what’s
daughter, telling she does not reply, with more insistence] the joke?
her how to feel. Haven’t I? You know I have. Suggests the
ERIC: I don’t know – really. parents don’t
Hinting at issues under MRS BIRLING [smiling]: Of course she does. Suddenly I felt I just had to laugh. really know their
the surface. Makes us children. Eric
question what really SHEILA [half serious, half playful]: Yes – SHEILA: You’re squiffy.
knows something
happened. except for all last summer, when you never
came near me, and I wondered what had ERIC: I’m not.
their parents don’t.
Foreshadowing the
happened to you.
truth being revealed MRS BIRLING: What an
later in the play. GERALD: And I’ve told you – I was awfully expression, Sheila! Really, the Avoiding any
busy at the works all that time. things you girls pick up these
Very traditional gender issues – moving
days!
roles being SHEILA [same tone as before]: Yes, that’s
on to a new more
perpetuated. Implies what you say. ERIC: If you think that’s the best pleasant and
you don’t have the right she can do – shallow topic when
to question your MRS BIRLING: Now, Sheila, don’t tease him. family problems
husband on his When you’re married you’ll realize that men SHEILA: Don’t be an ass, Eric. threaten to come
with important work to do sometimes have to to the surface.
behaviour or
spend nearly all their time and energy on their MRS BIRLING: Now stop it, you
whereabouts. business. You’ll have to get used to that, just two. Arthur, what about this
as I had. famous toast of yours?
Official titles dictating
impressive social A bit confrontational
standing. BIRLING: Yes, of course. [Clears his throat.] Well, Gerald, I towards the patriarchal
know you agreed that we should only have this quiet little leader of the family – is
Very uncommon of family party. It’s a pity Sir George and – er – Lady Croft can’t he sick of these social
the time – only the be with us, but they’re abroad and so it can’t be helped. As I expectations and
very wealthy could told you, they sent me a very nice cable – couldn’t be nicer. I’m routines?
go abroad. not sorry that we’re celebrating quietly like this –
BIRLING: And you asked me a question before GERALD: You couldn’t have done anything else. The inspector
Speaks as if he is that, a quite unnecessary question too.
doing something ERIC: He could. He could have kept her on implies Birling is a
noble. INSPECTOR: It’s my duty to ask questions. instead of throwing her out. I call it tough luck. thief. He suggests
Eva was a better
BIRLING: Well, it’s my duty to keep labour costs BIRLING: Rubbish! If you don’t come down
down, and if I’d agreed to this demand for a new sharply on some of these people, they’d soon be
person than him.
rate we’d have added about twelve per cent to asking for the earth. He also patronises
our labour costs. Does that satisfy you? So I him by spelling out
refused. Said I couldn’t consider it. We were GERALD: I should say so! his name. Shows
Beginning to show paying the usual rates and if they didn’t like
the difference in those rates, they could go and work somewhere INSPECTOR: They might. But after all it’s better he isn’t intimidated.
perspective else. It’s a free country, I told them. to ask for the earth than to take it.
between the older ERIC: It isn’t if you can’t go and work BIRLING [staring at the INSPECTOR]: What did
and younger somewhere else. you say your name was, Inspector?
members of the
family. INSPECTOR: Quite so. INSPECTOR: Goole. G – double O – L – E.
Birling again BIRLING: How do you get on with our Chief BIRLING: I don’t see we need to tell the
Constable, Colonel Roberts? Inspector anything more. In fact, there’s nothing I
starts referencing can tell him. I told the girl to clear out, and she
his social INSPECTOR: I don’t see much of him. went. That’s the last I heard of her. Have you any
standing and idea what happened to her after that? Get into
even begins BIRLING: Perhaps I ought to warn you that he’s trouble? Go on the streets?
an old friend of mine, and that I see him fairly
threatening the frequently. We play golf together sometimes up INSPECTOR [rather slowly]: No, she didn’t
inspector. at the West Brumley. exactly go on the streets.
Th inspector INSPECTOR [dryly]: I don’t play golf. [SHEILA has now entered.]
keeps looking
down on Birling. BIRLING: I didn’t suppose you did. SHEILA [gaily]: What’s this about streets?
[Noticing the INSPECTOR.] Oh – sorry. I didn’t
He makes golf ERIC [bursting out]: Well, I think it’s a dam’ know. Mummy sent me in to ask you why you
sound silly and shame. didn’t come along to the drawing-room.
childish. He is
above it and INSPECTOR: No, I’ve never wanted to play. BIRLING: We shall be along in a minute now.
Just finishing.
above the men ERIC: No. I mean about this girl – Eva Smith.
who play it. A Why shouldn’t they try for higher wages? We try INSPECTOR: I’m afraid not. Clearly irritated.
traditionally upper for the highest possible prices. And I don’t see Mirrors the
class activity. why she should have been sacked just because BIRLING [abruptly]: There’s nothing else, y’know. inspector’s short
she’d a bit more spirit than the others. You said I’ve just told you that.
yourself she was a good worker. I’d have let her
blunt sentences.
Eric empathises stay. SHEILA: What’s all this about? Competing for
with the workers. control of the
BIRLING [rather angrily]: Unless you brighten BIRLING: Nothing to do with you, Sheila. Run conversation. He
He sees people your ideas, you’ll never be in a position to let along.
as being anybody stay or to tell anybody to go. It’s about is trying to
fundamentally time you learnt to face a few responsibilities. INSPECTOR: No, wait a minute, Miss Birling. dismiss the
the same with That’s something this public-school-and-Varsity inspector.
life you’ve had doesn’t seem to teach you.
the same
Contrast that he wants to be upper class but resents
desires. ERIC [sulkily]: Well, we don’t need to tell the
Inspector all about that, do we?
and blames his children for being raised in the
lifestyle he gave them.
SHEILA: Did you, Dad? Ignorance is
BIRLING: Yes. The girl had been causing trouble bliss. Sheila has
BIRLING [angrily]: Look here, Inspector, I in the works. I was quite justified. likely been
consider this uncalled-for and officious. I’ve half
shielded from
a mind to report you. I’ve told you all I know – GERALD: Yes, I think you were. I know we’d
and it doesn’t seem to me very important – and have done the same thing. Don’t look like that,
the real world
now there isn’t the slightest reason why my Sheila. and seems to
daughter should be dragged into this want to stay that
unpleasant business. SHEILA [rather distressed]: Sorry! It’s just that I way.
can’t help thinking about this girl – destroying
SHEILA [coming farther in]: What business? herself so horribly – and I’ve been so happy
What’s happening? tonight. Oh I wish you hadn’t told me. What was
she like? Quite young? Why does she ask
INSPECTOR [impressively]: I’m a police this? Sheila seems
inspector, Miss Birling. This afternoon a young INSPECTOR: Yes. Twenty-four.
woman drank some disinfectant, and died, after quite shallow. This
several hours of agony, tonight in the Infirmary. SHEILA: Pretty? could speak to
ingrained sexism
SHEILA: Oh – how horrible! Was it an accident? INSPECTOR: She wasn’t pretty when I saw her
as she sees the
today, but she had been pretty – very pretty.
INSPECTOR: No. She wanted to end her life. worth of a woman
She felt she couldn’t go on any longer. BIRLING: That’s enough of that. in her appearance.
If she was ugly
BIRLING: Well, don’t tell me that’s because I GERALD: And I don’t really see that this inquiry
discharged her from my employment nearly two gets you anywhere, Inspector. It’s what would Sheila be as
years ago. happened to her since she left Mr Birling’s works upset?
that is important.
ERIC: That might have started it.
BIRLING: Obviously. I suggested that some time
ago.