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Why Women (Gay Version) Will

One Day Take Over The World


Why Women (Gay Version) Will
One Day Take Over The World
Why Women (Gay Version) Will
One Day Take Over The World
Why Women (Gay Version) Will
One Day Take Over The World
Why Women (Gay Version) Will
One Day Take Over The World
MASSIVE W
OMAN LOV
ER!!!!
Numero Uno1.
“I don’t need no man, Dude”
Numero Uno1.
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A

Made by:
Published on: January
1892

w o m a n
A

Made by:
Published on: January
1892

w o m a n
A

Made by:
Plot:
The narrator begins her journal by marveling at the grandeur of
the house and grounds her husband has taken for their summer
vacation. She describes it in romantic terms as an aristocratic
estate or even a haunted house and wonders how they were able
to afford it, and why the house had been empty for so long. Her
feeling that there is “something queer” about the situation leads
her into a discussion of her illness—she is suffering from “nervous
depression”—and of her marriage. She complains that her
husband John, who is also her doctor, belittles both her illness
and her thoughts and concerns in general. She contrasts his
practical, rationalistic manner with her own imaginative, sensitive
ways. Her treatment requires that she do almost nothing active,
and she is especially forbidden from working and writing. She
feels that activity, freedom, and interesting work would help her
condition and reveals that she has begun her secret journal in
order to “relieve her mind.” In an attempt to do so, the narrator
begins describing the house. Her description is mostly positive,
but disturbing elements such as the “rings and things” in the
bedroom walls, and the bars on the windows, keep showing up.
She is particularly disturbed by the yellow wallpaper in the
Plot SUMMARY:
A woman is forced to lay in
bed in an ugly ass room by her
husband for months on end and
is allowed to do literally
nothing, goes insane, tears
down the wallpapers to set
free all the other women
trapped inside, and escape the
room and her asshole husband.
What was the point?

Of this book
=
WI LBU R
O O OT FROM
SO
MINEC
RA F T
SERIES
:
DREAM
SMP
D S MP
C RA S H
COU R SE
=
William Patrick Spencer Gold[4][a] (born 14 September 1996
[9][10]
), known professionally as Wilbur Soot, is an English
Twitch streamer, YouTuber, and musician.
William Patrick Spencer Gold[4][a] (born 14 September 1996
[9][10]
), known professionally as Wilbur Soot, is an English
Twitch streamer, YouTuber, and musician.

Vf

- British
William Patrick Spencer Gold[4][a] (born 14 September 1996
[9][10]
), known professionally as Wilbur Soot, is an English
Twitch streamer, YouTuber, and musician.

Vf

- British
- President of L’MANburg
William Patrick Spencer Gold[4][a] (born 14 September 1996
[9][10]
), known professionally as Wilbur Soot, is an English
Twitch streamer, YouTuber, and musician.

Vf

- British
- President of L’MANburg
- His right hand man was
- A very bad boy
- A very bad boy
- A con man
- A very bad boy
- A con man
- The first guy who was
told anout Wilby’s
very bad secret
???
I’m my own president mf
Oh
nyo
XX
Now for the main part
! !!! Hi, Need a lift, Baby
Grill?
Notice the similarities and the differences
💖💖💖
Numero Dos2.
Numero Dos2.
Higher Sanity Stat (or the lack
there of)
What is missing from these two?
Reason why they are BETA MALES:

“I’m majorly depressed”

👈🤣
Reason why they are BETA MALES:
- Just lost their minds

“I’m majorly depressed”

👈🤣
Reason why they are BETA MALES:
- Just lost their minds
- Couldn’t handle being in a small,
“I’m majorly depressed” dark spot til the end of time

👈🤣
Reason why they are BETA MALES:
- Just lost their minds
- Couldn’t handle being in a small,
“I’m majorly depressed” dark spot til the end of time
- If Wilbur was to get an actual
job, He’d be paid significantly

👈🤣
more than a woman
Reason why they are BETA MALES:
- Just lost their minds
- Couldn’t handle being in a small,
“I’m majorly depressed” dark spot til the end of time
- If Wilbur was to get an actual
job, He’d be paid significantly

👈🤣
more than a woman
- Yellow girl is straight (Most
Likely)
Reason why they are BETA MALES:
- Just lost their minds
- Couldn’t handle being in a small,
“I’m majorly depressed” dark spot til the end of time
- If Wilbur was to get an actual
job, He’d be paid significantly

👈🤣
more than a woman
- Yellow girl is straight (Most
Likely)
- Charlotte Perkins Stetson is dead
Reason why they are BETA MALES:
- Just lost their minds
- Couldn’t handle being in a small,
“I’m majorly depressed” dark spot til the end of time
- If Wilbur was to get an actual
job, He’d be paid significantly

👈🤣
more than a woman
- Yellow girl is straight (Most
Likely)
- Charlotte Perkins Stetson is dead
- L + Ratio + Your mom loves my
strap more than you + God
created hell just for you + <3
Reason why the weird, little rainbow
thing are OKAY PEOPLE:
Reason why the weird, little rainbow
thing are OKAY PEOPLE:
- Have already lost their mind
Reason why the weird, little rainbow
thing are OKAY PEOPLE:
- Have already lost their mind
- Fears escape
Reason why the weird, little rainbow
thing are OKAY PEOPLE:
- Have already lost their mind
- Fears escape
- The voices in their head is their
friend
Reason why the weird, little rainbow
thing are OKAY PEOPLE:
- Have already lost their mind
- Fears escape
- The voices in their head is their
friend
- Professional Loner (If they
have not evolved acting skills)
Reason why the weird, little rainbow
thing are OKAY PEOPLE:
- Have already lost their mind
- Fears escape
- The voices in their head is their
friend
- Professional Loner (If they
have not evolved acting skills)
- Loves smothering and cuddling
up to the dark abyss
Come hither, Fucker

Yes,
Vater
Myehehhehehehehheehheehheehheheheh

XX
Come hither-

akbskrhdkwhejwhdvdje
bI have somewhere to
be. BYE-
Join me in the funky
side, Wednesday

Go kill
yourself
Common Homosexual Rules:

Proof: Me
Maybe
we could
give him
a-
No.
I have candy, Please
join me
3Tress.
The funky homosexual finder

3Tress.
What heightens your chances of
surviving the apocolypse?
Why numbers are generally important:
Why numbers are generally important:
- They’ve got your back(?)
Why numbers are generally important:
- They’ve got your back(?)
- They can wingman for you(?)
Why numbers are generally important:
- They’ve got your back(?)
- They can wingman for you(?)
- Get shit done faster(?)
Why numbers are generally important:
- They’ve got your back(?)
- They can wingman for you(?)
- Get shit done faster(?)
💧
I know what you’re
thinking
Sounds sick, Dude!!!!!
This man (Best Protagonist In The World By The Way):
This man (Best Protagonist In The World By The Way):
- Has sexually assaulted his fire girlfriend to get
himself off
This man (Best Protagonist In The World By The Way):
- Has sexually assaulted his fire girlfriend to get
himself off
- Has started an entire family with literal pillows
This man (Best Protagonist In The World By The Way):
- Has sexually assaulted his fire girlfriend to get
himself off
- Has started an entire family with literal pillows
- Kept a lock of Princess’ Bubblegum’s hair to cry and
sniff into
This man (Best Protagonist In The World By The Way):
- Has sexually assaulted his fire girlfriend to get
himself off
- Has started an entire family with literal pillows
- Kept a lock of Princess’ Bubblegum’s hair to cry and
sniff into
- Is Fatherless
This man:
- Is a shape-shifting dog
- Likes pancakes
- Is dating a japanese rainbow horse thing
- Is a father
Omg, Great Hero, Do shit for
me and I might reciprocate a
12 year old’s feelings for an
immortal gum
i ss e r
g ir l k
n g a n e t o
Bei u i m m u
e s y o T h is
mak b u f f s (
a ll d e
t t h a t
is j u s
race ood)
g
👍
What happens if you have a more
active gaydar that doesn’t go
away in like 2 seasons?
She has every right to feel like this is her
fault
EN T I RE
N I N G M Y
D R U N 2 0 2 0
SPEE T Y D U RI N G
S O N A LI
PER
- Idoled, befriended, and
helped future Hitler
She has every right to feel like this is
her fault
The reason why you should get
around to having friends other than
higher chances of survival in the
apocalypse:
The reason why you should get
around to having friends other than
higher chances of survival in the
apocalypse:
- There’s going to be someone to annoy
whenever you’re bored
How to make friends:
How to make friends:

- Use your epic gaydar


powers to locate a
friend-shaped thingy
How to make friends:

- Use your epic gaydar


powers to locate a
friend-shaped thingy
- ???????????
How to make friends:

- Use your epic gaydar


powers to locate a
friend-shaped thingy
- ???????????
- Slap them at least thric
e a month
How to make friends:

- Use your epic gaydar


powers to locate a
friend-shaped thingy
- ???????????
- Slap them at least thric
e a month
- ???????????
How to make friends:

- Use your epic gaydar


powers to locate a
friend-shaped thingy
- ???????????
- Slap them at least thric
e a month
- ???????????
- ???????????
How to make friends:

- Use your epic gaydar


powers to locate a
friend-shaped thingy
- ???????????
- Slap them at least thric
e a month
- ???????????
- ???????????
- Success!!!!
Quatro
4.
Big Brain

Quatro
4.
Case in point:
Statistically, That is:

A lot more women than men


NOT A ONE TIME
THING CAUSE LIKE
Add Title Here

INSIGNTFUL
EVIDENCE

——————————->
BUT HE HAS NO TITS?????
BUT
HOW HE
BRAIN
HAS NO
DO TITS?????
THAT?????
HOMOSEXUAL BRAIN A multitude of
stress and pressure
ENHANCER GENE THEORY

has forced gay


people to evolve
bigger brains that
have to be used
constantly, every
single day.
Okay, But
like, Why?

Same
why
reason e
v
you lo
th a t
asking ar
ye
one 7 in
v
old Ke
y
to sta
behind
after
class,
Bitch-
*M
*Men* *Men* e
*Men* n*
*Me
n*
Men*
*Men*
*Men*

*Men*
*Men*
“To suck……
Or not to suck…..
That is the question”
A whore

Fuck you, I
am NOT
But what about the men?
Don’t you care about their rights and their struggles?
Abandon your
twunkness and
become a full time
twink, NOW
No. Kill yourself.
How are ambiguously
straight dudes getting
high grades?
10 COOL TIPS IN ARMAN
TIMMEMEEEEEE!!!!!!!
sINGKO
fev.
Fast Paced Episodes

sINGKO
fev.
But like, Not too fast
U-Haul Lesbians

The phenomenon of lesbians


moving in with each other after the
second date.
Damn, Baby Girl, Is
your mind a rule?
I have none
Cause it’s meant
for me to break-
I want to handcuff
her and choke her
out while making
her scream my
name so bad
I think she
has a crsuh
on me
THIS IS NOT
TRUE, U-HAUL
WITH CAUTION
Why Gay Men Are
Inferior To Gay Women
Season 13 - Episode 12
Stewie Is Enceinte
BEST
BROS
💧
Having children
always fixes
broken
relationships!!!!!
Stewie: OH GOD I THINK ANOTHER ONE’S COMING
Stewie: OH GOD I THINK ANOTHER ONE’S COMING
Brian: I DON’T SEE IT
Stewie: OH GOD I THINK ANOTHER ONE’S COMING
Brian: I DON’T SEE IT
Stewie: I THINK ITS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
Stewie: OH GOD I THINK ANOTHER ONE’S COMING
Brian: I DON’T SEE IT
Stewie: I THINK ITS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
Stewie screams in pain
Stewie: UUUURAGGHH, THERE’S MORE, AND THEY’RE
COMING OUT OF EVERYWHERE AAAUGHHH KILL ME,
THIS HURTS TOO MUCH”
Stewie: OH GOD I THINK ANOTHER ONE’S COMING
Brian: I DON’T SEE IT
Stewie: I THINK ITS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
Stewie: OH GOD I THINK ANOTHER ONE’S COMING
Brian: I DON’T SEE IT
Stewie: I THINK ITS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH.
Stewie screams in pain
Stewie: OH GOD I THINK ANOTHER ONE’S COMING
Brian: I DON’T SEE IT
Stewie: I THINK ITS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH.
Stewie screams in pain
Stewie: UUUURAGGHH, THERE’S MORE, AND THEY’RE
COMING OUT OF EVERYWHERE AAAUGHHH KILL ME,
THIS HURTS TOO MUCH
Jack
Griffin
Xavier
Griffin
Gabrielle
Griffin
Finn
Griffin
Rose
Griffin
Sweetie
Griffin
Dog Head
Human
Ears
Griffin
Osteomalacia
means "soft bones."
Osteomalacia is a
disease that weakens bones
and can cause them to break
more easily.
It is a disorder of
decreased mineralization,
which results in bone
breaking down faster than it
can re-form.
X X
BEST
BROS
BEST
BROS
OUR TOP GAYS WHO
SHALL RULE THIS
WORLD WITH AN IRON
FIST
POWER AS
PRESIDENT
from funky devil show
MEOWY AS THE
VICE PRESIDENT
Above all humans
AKI AND DENJI AS
THE ADVISERS
Toilet cleaners
ANYA AS GENERAL
OF THE ARMY
She really loves nuts
NIJIKA AS
GENERAL
Has a past of committing
several war crimes
That one girl with heart
problems and her white knight
AS LIEUTENANT GENERAL
Have stopped several war
crimes
SHELBON AS
MAJOR GENERAL
Enabler of war crimes being
committed
MANNY PACQUIAO AS
BRIGADIER GENERAL
We needed to meet our diverse
ethnic group quota for the day
ROSE GRIFFIN
AS COLONEL
Was orphaned at a young age
and killed her way to survive
WEIRD, LITTLE
CANDY,
VIDEOGAME GIRLS
AS LIEUTENANT
GENERALS
Have laundered millions of
dollars from foreign countries
TEAM ROCKET AS
SERGEANT MAJORS
Failed pet stealers of children
HE-MAN AS
CAPTAIN
Known for wrestling naked men
PRINCESS AND
BRUCE AS FIRST
LIEUTENANT
One will murder you accidentally
and the other intentionally
ALL OF MY “FRIENDS”
AS SECOND
LIEUTENANT
Ew

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