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Im beyond excited to go Martha Stewart on your asses this month and offer you tips, tricks andmost of allAWESOME accessories for your apartment and dreamy dcor for your dorm. Weve got the sickest stuff Me and my brothe man cave we could find (via Google, naturally) of s street experton the mean Melbourne to make your pad, like, totally rad, whatever your personality. AND THATS NOT ALL. Weve also compiled a couple of pages to help you kick colleges ass via scoring free stuff, pranking your roommate (theyll NEVER suspect it postApril 1st), dominating the dating scene from your dorm room and more. Weve also got a quiz for all you bros to determine exactly how macho your man cave is. (Hint: If The Notebook, doilies or Marilyn Monroe posters make an appearance, your outlook isnt good.) PLUS enjoy some 90s toy flashbacks, Hot or Notdorm edition, and more riveting, intellectual and profound content thats sure to have you clamoring for more. CLAMORING.

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There are times in every mans life when he needs to get away...from work, schooland especially women. But where to go when the time to evacuate arises? The answer is simple: THE MAN CAVE. Not to be mistaken with the bat cave, this tavern of testosterone is simply where manly men do manly things. Many righteous dudes out there claim to be owners of a haven for the hairy-chested, but are their spots the real deal? Heres a quiz to see how macho YOUR penis-only party really is. Wait.what? 1. What is hanging on the walls?

A
A multicolor Marilyn Monroe shrineshe was so beautiful and inspiring

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A poster of a snowboarder with an inspiring quote from Helen Keller that you got at the elementary school book fair

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Pictures of your favorite celebrities with milk mustaches that you cut out of Teen People

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Posters of badass movies, your favorite sports teams, and women in minimal amounts of clothing

2. What is the beverage of choice in your mandatory mini fridge?

A
Smirnoff Ices and diet sodas

B
Capri Suns

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Energy drinks

D
BEER and lots of it

3. What literature do you have available?

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The Twilight series and US Weekly

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Nickelodeon Magazine and a huge collection of Judy Blume books

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Comic books

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Nudie mags and Sports Illustrated

4. What does your movie collection consist of?

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A Walk to Remember, The Notebook, and 10 Things I Hate About You

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A sweet collection of Disney movies and all 75 of the movies from the Land Before Time series

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A snazzy set of PG-13 classics including the Austin Powers series and Joe Dirt

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Any movie that has a fair share of nudity, profanity and action

5. What does the everyday banter in your man cave consist of?

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Discussion on the most recent episode of The Bachelor

B
Arguments over who has to be second player when you play video games

C
Stories of how you totally got to second base with a hottie last week

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Sports talk, arguments on who can drink more, and debates about how hot girls truly are

6. What activities do you participate in while in your domain?

A
Knitting and crocheting

B
Building epic structures with elaborate Lego sets

C
Talking to girls on phone hotlines

D
Shooting hoops on your miniature basketball hoop and whooping your friends asses in video games

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Answers:

Mostly As:
Your man cave is possibly the unmanliest place of all time. On a serious note, check your pants because you might have a mangina. It sounds likes someone tossed an estrogen grenade in there and definitely pulled the pin. Your man card has officially been revokedgo watch The Notebook and cry or something.

Mostly Bs:
Congratulations, you are the proud owner of a child cave. Seriously, I bet your mom still takes the crust off your PB&Js and cuts that shit diagonally. The good news is youre not a lost causeyet. Go grow some pubes and fast-forward your life 10 years, and youll be fine.

Mostly Cs:
Your humble abode isnt manly yet, but at least your balls have dropped. You have a bright future in the man cave world, so dont let anybody tell you different. Get a pen and paper and start taking notes, chief, because with some hard work and dedication you will one day be the proud owner of a real man cave.

Mostly Ds:
You, my friend, have one macho spot, and somewhere Randy Savage is shedding tears of joy. You can tell from your cave that you like sports, naked women and shit. It doesnt get any manlier than that. Pat yourself on the back, slugger, because you have the sanctuary of all sanctuaries. YOU have a MAN CAVE.

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25 OUTRAGEOUS WAYS TO PUNK YOUR ROOMMATE:

Score Some Laughs At Your Roommates Expense With These Prankster-Approved Practical Jokes
1. Carefully place a coffee table over your roommate while they are asleep. Urgently wake them up. They will jolt up in bed and hit their head on the table. 2. Cover the sensor on the bottom of their computer mouse to drive them nuts. 3. Fill some disposable cups about halfway with confetti. Gently lay the cups (on their sides) on top of each of the fan blades in their room. Tape them in place and wait til the fan is turned on. 4. Replace the cream in their Oreos with toothpaste. 5. Tape an air horn to the wall behind the door, so that when the door is opened, the doorknob presses the air horn and scares the hell out of them. 6. Buy some creamfilled donuts and fill them with mayo using a Ziploc bag with the corner cut off and a funnel. Leave them on the counter for your victim. 7. Post-It their deskor their entire room.
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8. Turn all their clothes inside out. 9. Put Kool-Aid powder on a DRY bath mat while they are in the shower. When they step out, the dripping water will turn the powder red, and theyll freak out, thinking theyre bleeding. 10. Take their bar of soap and cover it with clear nail polish. It wont sud! 11. Erase all your conversations in their phone, and change your name to God. Text them something omnipotent. 12. Switch out their money for Monopoly money and their change for arcade tokens. 13. Put confetti inside their closed umbrella and theyll be in for a fun surprise when they open it. 14. Stick needles in the showerhead holes. It will make the water spray out in all directions.

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17. Wake up a little bit before your roommate and put bubble wrap under the toilet seat. The load noise will freak them out when they sit down. 18. Cut off the top of their deodorant and put cream cheese in its place. They will smell HORRIBLE all day. 19. Tie a rubber band around your sink sprayers handle so that your roommate gets drenched the next time they turn on the faucet.

21. Run several bungee cords across your roommates door when they are in their room with the door closed. Theyll panic when they push and realize they cant open the door. 22. Put their car up for sale on Craigslist. Theyll be so confused and annoyed when they keep getting calls from wannabe buyers. 23. Use opaque tape to block the remote sensor and frustrate the hell out of them. 24. Make caramel apples, but sub the apples with onionstheyll be in for a nasty surprise. 25. Next time they get mail from their parents, carefully open it, insert an old restaurant gift card with no balance, and reseal. Theyll be so excited about the giftuntil they go to pay for their meal.

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20. Swipe your roommates phone and change the ring tone to something embarrassing PHO (Me So Horny). Call them TO: SAR AH.M during class or in public CKE NZI E11 and watch them squirm.

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Theres a lot of advice that people give you about college that everybody should follow butttt nobody does. Like to do your assigned reading (and not cram the night before the test), get plenty of sleep (as youre eating queso at 3 a.m.), use protection (honey, Im sorry, you have the Herp) and dont drink too much (SORRY CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY BEER BONGING). Thats why were bypassing the boring to bring you important info about the things you really care about. Now go forth and prosper--you can thank us later.

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1 Onion, $0.50 Like tomatoes, onions are a cheap, easy garnish to keep around, and just a little bit adds a lot of flavor. Frozen Grilled Chicken, $6 Pre-grilled chicken breasts wont go bad, and the hard part (actually cooking them) is done alreadyyou just have to get your re-heat on. Make a whole meal out of the chicken, slap it on a sandwich or add it to your pasta or salad for a little protein. The possibilities are endless! Eggs, $3 A dozen eggs are a grocery stores gift to the college student. Although known for breakfast, dont underestimate the egg as a lunch or dinner item. Make some rockin omelettes or egg sandwiches by adding spinach and tomato for a meal thats amazing any time of day. Hard-boiled eggs also make great snacks, and who can deny the badass-ness of the breakfast taco? Bread, $3 Absolutely necessary. Sandwiches are an amazing grab-and-go
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10 PROVEN METHODS TO KICK YOUR HANGOVERS ASS

AKA How To Drink Like Dog Without Feeling Like Dying
1. CHUG WATER Down H2O while youre drinking, before you go to bed, and all day the day after drinking. Water will make you feel more like your regular self and less like you spent the night throwing up on the bathroom floor. 2. DRINK JUICE To get back to normal after a night of slingin shots with your homies, try drinking tomato or orange juice or sports drinks to get those vitamins back. But stay away from grapefruit juice! It has a tendency to intensify your nausea. 3. EAT FRUIT We know you want that Vitamin G(rease), but instead of fried, glazed and greasy junk, fruit is actually the most ideal food to get those vitamins back into your body.

6. SEX IT UP Having sex with someone or, hell, by yourself (we dont DO M AI judge) will help your 4. AVOID CAFFEINE N PH OT body sweat out that Despite popular belief, a cup of tea or O S tequila and your mind caffeine will continue dehydration, so focus more on pleasure than pain. step away from the Starbucks and grab more water. 7. SLEEP Get your hibernation on! Call into work 5. WORK IT OUT Sweat that hangover out! While exercise sick, cancel your doctors appointment, rain check that lunch date, and stay in wont help you rid yourself of any bed. Sometimes, simple sleep is the embarrassing or blackmail-worthy answer. memories, it will help you eliminate toxins. 8. POP A PAIN RELIEVER Pain relievers will alleviate the headache youre likely to have, but if you choose PHO to take one, do so sparingly. You dont TO: HEM ING WA want any more liver damage, okay? Y2
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in; throw it up. Its kinda gross, but lets be real: Youll feel a million times better. 10. THE BEST CURE: PREVENTION Its easy: Dont want a hangover? Drink responsibly! Limit your drinks to about 1/hr to keep your BAC low, and pair your alcohol with water to make the boozin as painless as possible. Or just take the shots, have the fun, and face the consequences. Priorities, people.

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SIGN UP FOR BADASS B-DAY FREEBIES Tons of places offer free b-day treats. Just sign up for you favorite stores and restaurants email lists and let the birthday rewards pour in once a year. Good places to start: Smashbox, Dennys, Which Wich, Sephora and Noodles and Company. CHARGE IT UP! Use your credit card and take advantage of your banks reward system to get free gift cards, travel miles and discounts. Just dont forget to pay the bill! Theres nothing interesting about interest. HIT UP CRAIGSLIST A little sketch, yeah, but if you go to the free section under the for sale tab, you can find a bunch of free stufffurniture, bikes, electronicsnear you. Just make sure to take a buddy with you to pick up the stuff, because this is a Lifetime movie waiting to happen. CHECK OUT THESE SITES: mrfreestuff.com This is THE website to check out to get free stuff from everywhere. With coupons, a blog and links to other sites, this makes it effortless to load up without spending a dime. Plus you dont even have to sign up to take advantage of these sweet deals, which means no annoying emails in your inbox every 10 minutes. freeflys.com Sign up with this website, and you can get free samples of stuff you use every dayshampoo, food, cosmetics and more! (Salivating over those savings yet?) thatfreebiesite.com This is an awesome site for samples, coupons and other offers. The best part is that all their offers are neatly categorized, making it easy when youre on the hunt for specific swag.

50+ WAYS TO DOMINATE COLLEGE LIFE

5 DORM ROOM DATE IDEAS

Dont Let Your Lack Of Apartment Cockblock You, Kids
1. MAKE IT A MOVIE NIGHT We know, we know. Wanna watch a movie? has been code for Wanna get it on? for, like, thousands of years. But theres a reason for that. Plus your lack of couch means theyre already required to get on your bednow you just gotta get em in it.

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2. PICNIC INDOORS ON YOUR FLOOR Who needs a yard when youve got a blanket and a floor! Just stuff some snacks in a wicker basket, throw a quilt or some shit on the floor, and youre practically at the park. AND less ants=easier to get in your dates pants. (See what we did there?)

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3. SUGGEST A SHOWER Nothing says playing hard to get like inviting the potential love of your life over to get a little wet and wild. Sure, community showers have some serious disease potential and theres a sliiiight lack of privacy, but if homeboy/girl isnt down with that, theyre probably a total bore anyways.

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4. DING DONG DITCH Show off your naughty side with the oldest trick in the book: Knocking on the nieghbs doors and hauling ass outta there. They may hate it, but your dates sure to love it, you precious prankster, you. Plus that running-away rush is totez an aphrodisiac or something.

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5. BRING THAT BABE TO THE BUFFET Some may say a dining hall date is less than ideal, but really, come onwhats more romantic than unlimited pizza and soft serve?! And if you really wanna impress your date, show them how many plates of pasta you can pound. People LOVE that. STUDYBREAKS.COM | APRIL 2013 | 11

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$1 Off Everything & $3 Bull Blasters. $2 Select Domestic Bottles + Drafts, $2 Wells & Select Calls Super Calls Until 6pm: $2 dom, $3 imports & wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials Closed 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas Inudstry Night Available for private parties. Contact us today!

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THURSDAY
$2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells 13.50 Mix N Match Bucket Of Beer & 25 Wings 4-7P

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F+S: 11AM-10PM// $2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers F+S:2-9PM// $2 Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells F: 11A-7PM// Well Drinks $13.50 Mix N Match Bucket O Beer 4-7PM// 25 Wings F: .75 U-Call Its Til 10PM + $1 Bottled Beer ALL NIGHT S: .75 U-Call-Its Til 10PM

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$2 Ritas, Teq Shots, & Wells + $1 Dom Drafts & $5 Pitchers 2-9PM// $2Domestic Pints, $7 Pitchers, & $2.25 Shiner Pints + $2 Wells

HH 5-7PM// 1/2 Price Drinks + $1 Wells & Drafts 7-11PM ALLDAY $4 Arrogant Bastards // HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics STEAK NIGHT! ($1/oz)-Ladies Night! $2.50 wells, pints, bottles (7pm til close) $3 Flavored Vodka, House Wines, Frozen Ritas $1.75 LS, LS Light, Shiner Bock, & Shiner Blonde Bottles Ladies Night Free Till 11P $2 U Call Its All Night FRAT HOUSE/ Half Price Happy Hour 5pm-8pm/$2.75 Domestics

1/2 Price Drinks Til 11PM F: HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics S: ALLDAY $1 off all pints until 8PM // HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics F+S: KARAOKE! F: $1.75 Tecate Til 10Pm $2.75 Other Mexican Beers Til 10Pm S: $4.00 Tall Bloody Marys Til 4 (U Call The Vodka) F: $1.50 U Call Its Till 11P S: DJ Penetrate F: Half Price Happy Hour 5-8pm/DJ Tad Dvorak 9pm-2am S: DJ Joe Ross 9pm-2am

$1 Drafts & $4 Pitchers Til 11PM HH 3-8PM// $3 Jager, Rumple minze Shots, Y& wells + $2 Domestics EVERYDAY: Happy Hour MON - SAT 2PM - 7PM - $2.50 wells, pints, bottles-$7.50 pitchers 1/2 Price Mixed Drinks All Day

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$3 12oz Bottled Beer F:Rock N Roll - Dueling Piano Show starts at 6pm - A complementary Appetizer Buffet until 7:00pm! 1/2 priced Drinks until 8:00pm! S: Rock N Roll - Dueling Piano Show starts at 8:00pm!

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$1 Select Cans $4 John Daly & $4 Tuaca Big Domestic Tanker For Just $6 $3 Wells, $3.50 Jager + Tuaca S: $12 Bud Lite And Bud Buckets F: 8-10PM// $1.50 Longneck Special S: Big Beers All Day & Night! Get A Big Ol 23oz Of Your Favorite Domestic Beer Starting At $1.75 F: $3 Mexican Beers + Margaritas S: $3.50 Jack Daniels S: $1 Draft & Drink Specials All Night No Cover // $2.50 PBR & Tecate, $4 H-Bombs $3 Jim Beam drinks, $2 cans of Lone Star and PMB $1 Wells Till 11Pm 20 Oz. Domestics-$3.25 Till 7Pm $3 Porn Stars & Sex at The Den Shots 20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager 25 Wings after 4pm // $3 Domestic Bottles, Wells & Frozen Ritas HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! Free Admission and $2 domestic longnecks all night $2 Domestic Longnecks, $3 Sauza Ritas, & $2.50 Bottles $1V Wells & $2 Big Ass Beer All Night Everyday Low Prices $2 Domestic Pints Everyday Low Prices Everyday Low Prices F: 20 Oz. Imports -$4.25 Till 7PM F&S: $3 Amaretto Sours, Kamakazis & SoCo Lime Shots + Trivia Saturdays F+S: 20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager Open to close -*$3 Jagers & $4 Jager Bombs 20oz $1.50 Lonestar, $2 Bud + Miller Lite, $2.50 Shiner, $2 Wells & $3 Jager $7 Domestic Pitchers. Bomb Special Go to: www.shrp.com HH 11AM-8PM// $2.75 Wells, $3.50 Calls & Dom Btls + $2.50 Drafts F+S: $2 test tube shots & Worlds Greatest Dueling Piano Show F: $2.50 MGD bottles S: 35wings until 10pm// $3.50 Bud Light, Mich. Ultra Drafts, $2 wells, $2.50 mimosas, $3 bloody marys until 8pm Closed 11-2AM// $3 25oz Dom Drafts & Bloodies, $4 25oz Imp Drafts & $1.50 Mimosas $10 Bottomless Draft And Mimosas Draft Mania Any Draft On Wall Is $2.50 And Up From 7P- Close $3 Any Draft

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F: Happy Hour Til 7pm // S:$7 Domestic Pitchers Til 7PM HH Mon-Fri 3-7PM // $2Dom Drafts, $3 Wells & $4 U Call Its! F: 50 Cent Beer & $1.50 Wine 6p-9p S: Go to: www.shrp.com F: HH 11AM-8PM// $2.75 Wells, $3.50 Calls & Dom Bottles + $2.50 Drafts S: 11-8PM// $2.50 Pints, $10 Pitchers (Bud-Bud Lt-Ziegnbock-Mich 6TH STREET AREA Ultra)

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Until 6pm: $2 domestics, $3 imports and wells, $5 u-call its, daily bartender specials $2 Lonestars , $2 Molst, & $3 Bud & Lt + $5 CumShot & Uv Bomb 3-7PM// $3 Dom Drafts + $4 House Wine & Cuervo Ritas Mention Secret Code Study Breaks for FREE Party Packages! FREE Dance Lessons! $2.50 Bar Drinks, Most Dom Longnecks & Wine

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Describe Yourself: Im the kind of guy who likes to have a good time, whether Im spending the night at the fraternity house (Sigma Pi), exploring new places or [having a] quiet dinner with a good friend. Describe your room: My room is my place to kick back, hang out with friends, and make crazy memories. Typically if you walk in during a party night, the lights are on, Frank Sinatra playing in the background, the smell of cinnamon, vanilla or lavender is in the air and there are a few people drinking, laughing and playing drinking games. What is one item in your room that best describes you? My Bed! Siberian Tiger print, Playboy logo, fleece, lots of pillows and typically a stuffed animal as a finishing touch. I have a few mirrors around my bed to add depth perception to my room ;) The awesome thing about my bed is that I have two snack drawers always packed. What is the one thing you wouldnt live without in your room? My coffee maker! My coffee maker is also my alarm with its timer feature. It wakes me up with the great smell of coffee in the morning, and depending on the day I throw in a shot of Jack Daniels Honey Whiskey to give it an extra kick. What was your inspiration for decorating your room? Ive always wanted a cool bachelor
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pad, something that made a statement. Growing up, Ive always had to share a room, so when I finally got my place, I was dedicated to make it the most awesome room at the University. 1 Age: 2 : r jo a What does one M n y Chai have to do to Suppl t n e m e get invited up Manag wn: o t to your room? Home ey, rr e t n o If youre a beautiful M o i Mex c blue-eyed blonde, you automatically have an advantage over everybody else (unless you have an attitude problem), however if youre willing to party [and] have a good time, I dont have a problem sharing a drink with you. Good friends are always welcome (specially if they bring drinks). HUGO POINTS OUT HIS SWEETEST STUFF: 1. I have multiple guitars in my room, Im always playing, and for the most part they are gifts from people for my volunteer service and my dedication to the Childrens Music Foundation. 2. The mistletoe above my bed: A few years back someone told me that I should have more Christmas spirit, so I went out, bought the mistletoe, and hung it over my bed, it has been there ever since. 3. My fish tank: I love my fish, Cappie. Ive had him for about a year, and it was a gift from someone special to me. 4. My super comfortable black leather couch by my bed: That is just the best place to cuddle up next to a girl while having an intimate conversation.

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25 WAYS TO TAKE YOUR PLACE FROM BORING TO BADASS WHATEVER YOUR STYLE
Whether youre a manly man, a girly girl, stuck in the 70s, electronic obsessed or straight-up ballin out of control, weve got some awesome apartment accessories and dorm dcor that make for a freakin perfect pad. Because that half-assed clich Marilyn Monroe and/or Bob Marley poster? Come on, youre better than that.

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Because its not official unless its in neon

MAN CAVE
Because when you start makin 6 figs, you gotta know how to decorate
01 | Man Cave Neon Sign, $260, wayfair.store.rakuten.com 02 | 2-in-1 TV Remote & Bottle Opener, $15, amazon.com 03 | Spin-the-Shot, $10, amazon.com 04 | The Official How I Met Your Mother Grey Silk Suitjamas, $90, amazon.com 05 | Gentlemans Ball Scratcher, $16, amazon.com

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Because a remote without a bottle opener? SO 2012

While in the man cave, your balls deserve the best, bro

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Suit up and lounge in luxury

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AND THEN PIMP OUT YOUR PLACE

PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS

Think pink with ridiculously girly gear
01 | Gypsy Chandelier Light, $33, play.com 02 | Faux Glitter Pillow, $60, zazzle.com 03 | Shagalicious Bedrest, $25, amazon.com 04 | Antoinette Table Mirror, $24, urbanoutfitters.com 05 | Viva La Juicy Eau de Parfum, $70, sephora.com

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So ridiculous that it's practically practical

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No, we didn't make up the word shagalicious

You don't have a ballroom, so it's goin in the bedroom

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You want a mirror that's as pretty as your reflection, mmmkay?

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A badass bottle and sweet scent means more bang for your buck, babes

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Get technical with some awesome electronics
01 | Solar Window Phone Charger, $33, thegadgetflow.com 02 | Water-Resistant Bluetooth Shower Speaker, $100, sharperimage.com 03 | iPhone Photo Cube Printer, $140, sharperimage.com 04 | Clapper Plus with Remote Control, $23, walmart.com 05 | Spycam Video Pen Camera, $40, thegadgetflow.com

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Because you love mother nature...and your electric bill blows

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Since apparentlyiPods? Not waterproof.

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Writing utensils just got a lot sneakier with this P.I.-worthy pen

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MR. MONEYBAGS
Because when you start makin 6 figs you gotta know how to decorate
01 | Aquarium Coffee Table, $700, hammacher.com 02 | Skee Ball Game Machine, $2,000, amazon.com 03 | Money Toilet Paper Roll, $7, amazon.com 04 | Light Up Bar, $1,375, portadecor.com 05 | Walk-In Beer Cooler, $6,349, kegworks.com

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It's like Chuck E. Cheese's in your apartment!

Nothing says money to blow like applying Ben Franklin to your butt

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Why go to a bar when you can afford your own?

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There's nothing fishy about THIS furniture

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Because a regular fridge? That shit's for the poor

70S SWAG
Break out the bell bottoms and kick back in a Kelso-approved pad
01 | The Bee Gees Poster, $125, wolfgangsvault.com 02 | Flower Power Throw Pillow, $20, cafepress.com 03 | Bean Bag, $17, walmart.com 04 | Retro TV Frame, $8, perpetualkid.com 05 | Shagadelic Rug, $42, walmart.com

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Totally puts your flat screen to shame

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Because you need some gnarly wall art, naturally

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Channel your inner Austin Powers with this radical rug

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Lounging's never looked so groovy

Real chairs are so overrated

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APRIL

The stars tell you whats in store this season.

Aries - Happy Birthday, Aries!
Itll be a good month all around for family, friends and other relationships. Be cautious in spending all that birthday mula, however. You dont have to buy drinks for EVERYONE.

Taurus - Happy Birthday to you too, Taurus!

You will be quite the social butterfly this month, and love and luck will be on your side. Get out there!

Gemini - This is the month to get things done: travel, start projects, study up and own it! Make time for some outdoor relaxation too. (Drinking on porches totally counts.) Cancer - This month will bring a lot of changes, especially in the relationship and school areas. Be on top of your game, and dont be fooled by basic people. Leo - Be flexible this month; your sense of humor, energy and charisma will help you. Keep your cool when dealing with VIPs the parentals, boss, professors, etc. Virgo - You will be feeling sweet, in-love
and romantic this month. Remember to remain realistic, though; this month will bring a change in a relationship. Dun, dun dun!

Libra -

Dont let resentment and indecision take over your life. Being flirty and optimistic will bring you joy and excitement. (And attract that lova youre lookin for.) This month will be all about love, home and family. Enjoy it, but dont forget about your responsibilities like, ya know, school. You know these are important to you too.

Scorpio -

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THATS A FACT JACK

There are less people than chickens in the world. A giraffe cleans its ears with its 21-inch-long tongue. The lifespan of a squirrel is about nine years. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. A cats urine glows under a black light. A ducks quack doesnt echo, and no one knows why.

Sagittarius - You will be swamped this

month. Unleash that Sag swag and tune into your creativity to get things done!

Capricorn - This month, watch your expenses

and be on the lookout for opportunities. Keep your ears perked up and nose down to the ground and hunt them down.

Aquarius - Your energy will have people eating out of the palm of your hand. Go ahead and ride those good vibes; now is the time to ask, do and seek. Pisces Seek your spiritual side. Beauty and pleasure are best achieved with health of the mind and body. Yoga and smoothies, anyone?
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