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AND MAYHEM
Carpe Noctem
Table of Awesomeness
FOREWORD
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INTRODUCTION
CHAPTER NO 1
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CHAPTER NO 5
138
PACK MENTALITY
CHAPTER NO 2
CHAPTER NO 6
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CONTROLLED CHAOS
CHAPTER NO 3
CHAPTER NO 7
82
Party Habitats
Communication
CHAPTER NO 4
110
ANIMAL INSTINCTS
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
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Introduction
THE NORTH AMERICAN
PARTY ANIMAL IS ENDANGERED.
Now its time to leave yours. Its time to celebrate, protect, and encourage
the proliferation of the North American Party Animal. To help you better
master the complexity of the Party Animals instincts and abilities, weve
created a simple acronym (P-A-R-T-Y) to help you understand the basics
of what it takes to be a champion Party Animal.
P = PREPARE The first step to partying actually happens well before the
partying begins. A Party Animal must be properly educated, rested, wellhydrated, and well-fed. We will discuss this further in Chapters 1 and 2.
A = ADAPT Knowing the party scene is half the battle, and owning
the party is the other half. From house parties and toga parties to
foam parties and after parties, Party Animals must be able to adapt and
acclimate to every changing environment including their own home
bases, and weve got you covered in Chapter 3.
R = RELATE Party Animals are social creatures through and through.
So knowing how to behave and how to interact with ones pack are
critical for a Party Animals survivalat least survival of the night.
And Chapters 4 and 5 will cover all the basics.
T = TROUBLE Believe it or not, a Party Animal does have limits. But to
find them, he needs to push against them. Sometimes that means rebelling
against societal norms. Sometimes that means putting frozen pee under
someones door. Regardless of the manifestation, there is a need for Party
Animals to stir up some troubleand Chapter 6 will help show you how.
Y = YEAH!!! Language is what separates humans from the animals. With
the exception being Party Animals who speak in their own languagea
lexicon filled with terms for everything from half-drunk beers to half-drunk
people. Chapter 7 is your source for how to speak fluent Party Animalese.
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