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56 rules of breaking up

56 rules of breaking up

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Published by: Jhenaicamhay Sergio on Sep 05, 2009
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56 rules of breaking up - jhenixs

1. Don\u2019t say it through a letter.
2. Reprise after 6 to 10 months.
3. Don\u2019t returns the really expensive gift, only return the cheaper one.
4. Don\u2019t break-up when he gave you expensive gifts.
5. Don\u2019t do it in-front of either person\u2019s parent.
6. Don\u2019t break-up in the dark.
7. Don\u2019t break-up when you still owe your girlfriend\u2019s money.
8. Don\u2019t wear red when you\u2019re breaking-up someone.
9. Don\u2019t do it via \u201cDear Dr. Love\u201d or Joe D\u2019 Mango\u2019s Love notes.
10. No hitting below the belt.
11. Don\u2019t cry in-front of each other.
12. Don\u2019t beak-up when there\u2019s a death in the family.
13. Don\u2019t break-up before exam.
14. Don\u2019t break-up during special occasions or holidays.
15. Don\u2019t break-up in public.
16. Don\u2019t break-up in bed.
17. Don\u2019t drink before breaking up.
18. Never let your new love coached you on how to break-up with your ex-to-be.
19. Don\u2019t bring the new one when breaking up.
20. Don\u2019t use witchcraft.
21. No return No exchange.
22. Don\u2019t break-up on your anniversary.
23. Don\u2019t break in the car or while driving.
24. Don\u2019t use background music when you\u2019re breaking up.
25. Don\u2019t call at 3AM from a friend\u2019s apartment.
26. No breaking up after I DO.
27. Don\u2019t break-up until she gaves birth.
28. Don\u2019t use or wear his favorite perfumes.
29. Don\u2019t break-up on an empty stomach.
30. Don\u2019t kiss & tell after the break-up.
31. Don\u2019t break-up in the kitchen, there are knives there.
32. Don\u2019t break-up during her period, she\u2019ll go insane.
33. No threatening, No begging.
34. Don\u2019t do it ala-disappearing act.
35. Don\u2019t use sex to soften the blow.
36. Don\u2019t tell other people of your plan to break-up with her, let her be the first to know.
37. \u2018Wag paligoy-ligoy.
38. Do it only if you\u2019re 100% sure.
39. Don\u2019t do it on Friday the 13th, Malas!
40. For married people, not in front of the kids.
41. Don\u2019t cut your hair after break-up.
42. Use smudge-proof mascara when you\u2019re breaking up someone.
43. No sour-grapping.
44. No patronizing.
45. No bad mouthing.
46. Don\u2019t let other people do the breaking up for you.
47. Don\u2019t break up after a big fight; wait till both of you calm down.
48. Look into their eyes when you break their heart.
49. Don\u2019t expect that you\u2019re still be friends.
50. Don\u2019t ask if she\u2019s okay after break-up, just leave.
51. No assigning of flame.

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