How you are crazy.

By: Madison Seal.

Example 1.
You have Cody tell you where hes going, why hes going there, why you cant go, and when hes getting back whenever he leaves his own goddamn house.

WHY THIS IS BAD: Its unhealthy and totally weird. Hes your boyfriend, not someone you own and have total control over. Hes a human being.
On the crazy scale: Thats about a 6.

Example 2.
You get extremely jealous whenever Cody:
A.) Talks to another girl. B.) Makes other girls laugh. C.) Stares in the direction of another girl. D.) Is within ten feet of another girl.

WHY THIS IS BAD: Girls are fucking everywhere. Not every girl is interested in him. That mindset will only hurt you more in the end. On the crazy scale: Its about a 7.5.

Example 3.
You think Felicia and Cody want to sleep with each other.

WHY THIS IS BAD: FELICIA HAS NO SEXUAL ATTRACTION FOR CODY WHATSOEVER. Felicia claims he is like a brother to her, and you just dont have sex with your brother. And if you do, thats something I gotta question.

On the crazy scale: Thats a big ol 9.

Example 4.
You have it in your head that I, Maddy, have pulled Cody aside and tried to get him to break up with you.

WHY THIS IS BAD: I did not do this. Cody came to us. I am not a fucking asshole, I do not go around trying to break up couples for fun. Thats fucked up and I have morals, dude. And putting the blame on me is not going to help your dysfunctional relationship.

On the crazy scale: A whopping 10.

Example 5.
Cody is not allowed to do certain things and hang out with certain people because it upsets you.

WHY THIS IS BAD: The fact that youre not allowing him should be a big hint. Thats not okay. Its understandable if you dont want him to spread his man juices all over other ladies, but when its something as simple as going out to coffee, then thats just cray.

On the crazy scale: About a 4.

Example 6.
You will take his jokes too personal and way too seriously.

WHY THIS IS BAD: They are jokes, they are not meant to upset you. The fact that you overreact to them makes everyone, including Cody, uncomfortable and awkward.

On the crazy scale: A definite 5.

Example 7.
You arent very trusting of anybody because you smack talk literally all of your friends with other friends.

WHY THIS IS BAD: Developing friends and then talking huge shit behind their back, not only makes them feel really bad about themselves, but it makes you look like a total bitch.

On the crazy scale: 4.5

Theres probably more but Ill stop here. I made this because it was easier than actually talking to you, dude.

*Fin*

Bibliography
Help from Felicia Olson.

Prior knowledge
Long talks Myself

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Observations