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THE OREDIGGER

Volume 86, Issue 3


THE VOICE OF THE COLORADO SCHOOL OF MINES, A SUPERIOR EDUCATION IN APPLIED SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING
October 5, 2005

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Mining Impacts Indigenous ASCSM


People and Native Lands Resolution Favors
consent when mining and oil projects
take place.
Amendments By Laurie Cornell
Many indigenous peoples feel that
some mining companies and govern- This fall, Colorado will be the stage for an action packed election. On No-
ments don’t respect the wishes of the vember 1, 2005, the general election ballot will present referenda C and D to
people living on lands where possible the public. These issues are an attempt by state legislatures to ease the damage
ore deposits lie. While other mining done by TABOR during the last four years.
companies take advantage of corrupt Referendum C is a motion to allow the state to retain tax revenues exceed-
governments and the people that live ing the TABOR tax cap over the next five years. If referendum C passes at the
within those countries. Current sys- ballot box, state taxpayers will no longer see their TABOR refunds at the end
tems often do not allow for participa- of tax season. Instead, the money that is usually refunded will be funneled into
tion in the decision making process of programs to improve higher education, K-12 education, and healthcare services
the opening of mines. for the elderly, disabled, and low-income populations. This funding will allow
The No Dirty Gold campaign calls the state to repair programs that were drastically scaled back during the last four
on mining companies in the U.S. and years due to a recession in the Colorado economy.
elsewhere to recognize communities’ Referendum D is a bonding issue that works in conjunction with referen-
rights to ‘Free, Prior and Informed dum C. It will allow the state to bond up to $2.07 billion dollars depending
Consent.’ For more information, on market conditions over the next five years. This bonded money will go to
By Richard Tondreau please visit the website at www.no- projects to renovate buildings on college campuses across the state, to repair
rtondrea@mines.edu dirtygold.org. dilapidated K-12 schools in struggling counties, and to improve state roads and
Free, Prior and Informed Consent bridges. The money will also go to repay the state’s outstanding share of the
As Indigenous People around the ties,” Paul Bugala of Oxfam America, is a policy where companies try to gain fire fighter/police pension plan.
world celebrate their cultures and said. “At the Mining and Indigenous consent from the inhabitants of the Due to the importance of referenda C and D to various funding issues across
way of life next Wednesday, students Peoples panel on October 12, the CSM proposed mining area. However, be- the state, the Associated Students of the Colorado School of Mines are proposing
at Colorado School of Mines will community will have an opportunity fore consent is given, the people in the a statement in support of these measures. The resolution reads as follows:
have the opportunity to learn just how to learn the perspective of a group of area are told of all the possible reper-
mining and other similar industries af- stakeholders who are trying to change cussions of the mine, everything from “Whereas funding of higher education is in the best interest of society on
fect that very way life during the free the way mining is done.” how it will affect the local economy to the whole. Whereas the current state legislation inhibits the opportunity for
presentation, Mining and Indigenous The presenters are the indigenous possible environmental impacts. higher education in Colorado. Be it resolved that, the Associated Students of
Peoples panel, to be held at 2 pm in leaders and NGO representatives Ma- The tour, sponsored by the Students the Colorado School of Mines as the acting voice for the student body do hereby
Ballroom D of the Student Center. rio Tema of the Guatemalan Academy for Change, the international Honors affirm our support of referenda C and D.”
At the presentation, students will of Mayan Languages; Daniel Vogt of Society Phi Beta Delta and the Society
learn about extractives industries from Integral Development Association of of Women Engineers (SWE), is visiting This resolution will be discussed and voted upon at the next ASCSM meeting
the perspective of native tribes living El Estor, Guatemala (AEPDI); Car- Mines with the help of organizations on October 20, 2005 at 7:00 pm in Ballroom A. If you are interested in learning
on the lands being mined. The tour los Cuasace, Chiquitano Indigenous like Oxfam America and Earthworks more about referenda C and D or if you want to voice your opinion please come
consists of the indigenous people from Organization (OICH), Bolivia; Jorge to increase awareness and encourage to the meeting and express your interest.
Guatemala, Bolivia and the United Cortés of Applied Development Stud- activism. SFC, Phi Beta Delta and In the meantime, ASCSM representatives will be distributing information
States. The presenters, citizens from ies Collective (CEADES) Bolivia; and SWE want to expand the horizons of on referenda C and D around campus. Look for flyers in the student activities
within these countries, will offer their Carrie Dann and Julie Fishel of the Mines’ students and make them aware office and on the announcement bulletin boards in the student center.
perspective on extractives industries Western Shoshone Defense Project, of some of the issues facing the world
and on the current issue of free, prior Nevada, USA. and in particular, engineers. Oxfam
and informed consent. According to Oxfam, it is impor- America is a non-government organi-

Several Student
“Indigenous peoples around the tant that students, who are headed zation that is leading the charge against
world are asserting their right to be for employment with global mining hunger, poverty and social injustice.
involved in decisions regarding mining companies, understand the neces- Earthworks is a national group raising

Organizations
and oil development in their communi- sity for community participation and awareness about the environment.

Freshmen Attitudes! Mel Kirk


in Jeopardy
So what kind of freshman class do PA class over 600 freshmen were up survey was the attitudes shared Derek Morgan, Director of Student Activities
we have this year? Well if a recent surveyed about their attitudes towards concerning alcohol usage. When pre- There are currently 108 officially do not have their Organizational
survey is any indication, we at CSM the speaker Will Keim, alcohol and sented with the question: When you recognized student organizations Update Form completed and turned
have a stellar class. Yes they are smart, drug usage, and their responsibilities drink, why do you drink, almost half at the Colorado School of Mines. in to the Student Activities Office
well rounded students. But even more to each other. of the freshmen class (47%) declared However, that number may soon be by Monday, October 10 then they
than that, they show a real sense of Dr. Keim, a nationally known they don’t drink. In two related ques- dropping as the Student Activities will be brought up for derecogniz-
maturity and compassion. In a recent speaker from Oregon State University tions freshmen clearly are watching Office and ASCSM are working to ing at the next ASCSM meeting
addressed the Freshman Class, the out for one another. 97% will watch update the files. (10/20/05).
Inside this Athletes and the Greeks the week of
September 12. In this particular pro-
out for their fellow students at a party,
and are willing to take action if their
As of Monday, October 3rd, there
are still 41 student organizations that
If you are a member of any of
the following groups please stop
Issue of gram, he examined the relationship of
alcohol and drug use with collegiate
friends are having drinking or drug
problems.
haven’t completed the Organiza-
tional Update Form…one of the easy
by the office and pick up the update
form. Better yet, harass one of your
sexuality. In a follow up survey con- It is encouraging to know that
THE OREDIGGER ducted in the PA 101 classes by the as we grow in population at the
yearly requirements that the office
has for CSM student organizations.
officers to do this.
Taking five minutes now to
Student Development and Academic Colorado School of Mines, we have These forms enable the Student fill out the form is much better
News......................2 Services, 98 % of those surveyed said a responsible, mature group of young Activities Office to provide accurate that making your organization go
that his program was beneficial, and people eager to learn and share. We contact and group information to through the longer process of get-
Features..................4 almost half thought that it was great as faculty, staff, and fellow students students that are interested in learn- ting re-recognized later. Please help
and worth their time. have an equal responsibility to teach, ing more about the organizations on us from having to say BYE-BYE
Homecoming..........5 Perhaps one of the most important lead and share the load. After all, that campus.
aspects of the program and follow is why we are here. If the organizations listed below continued on page 2
Entertainment.........6
Editorials................8 Beer Festival Homecoming Movie Reviews Striving for
ORC Information...9 Recap on p. 2 Details on p. 5 on p. 6 RMAC #1
Rec Sports.............11 on p. 11
Varsity Sports........11
Backpage...............12
NEWS
Page 2 October 5, 2005

Great American Board of Student


Beer Festival Publications Grievance
Celebrates 24 Process Notice
Years
If any students, faculty, staff and/or 2. Any recognized student by twenty-five (25) members of the
community members have a complaint organization or member of the Univer- student body, or by one (1) Board of
about any of the Colorado School of sity community may file a grievance Publications member.
Mines student publications/media, against any student publication. 1. After an initial hearing, the
By Richard Tondreau including the Oredigger, High Grade, 3. At this point, the complaint Board of Student Publications must
rtondrea@mines.edu Prospector and/or Mines Internet is directed to the appropriate editor, take one of the following actions:
Radio, they are encouraged to contact with a request that the editor follow up. a. Dismiss Complaint
T h i s the appropriate editor/station manager The editor will report to the Board of b. Investigate
weekend, to file that complaint. However, if a Student Publications on his/her find- c. Set an appropriate sanction
D e n v e r solution cannot be reached, the fol- ings. Also, the complainant has the against the publication or individual
hosted the lowing procedure will be followed. right to report directly to the Board 2. All actions must be ap-
24th annual Complaints can also be directed to of Student Publications for review by proved by three-fifths of those pres-
Great Amer- any members of the Board of Student the Board. The Board must set aside ent.
ican Beer Publications member or the ASCSM an appropriate amount of time to hear 3. The chair must inform the
Festival at office. complaints. complainant of the Board of Student
the Conven- Publication’s response in the form of
tion Center Complaints: Investigation: a letter to be kept on file.
downtown. 1. A complaint must be regis- The Board shall be responsible
Over 29,000 tered with the Board of Student Pub- for all investigations related to stu- For more information contact
people at - lications Chairperson or the ASCSM dent publications. An investigation the board of student publucations
tended the At-large council representative on can be initiated at the written request chairperson Jenifer Doane at jenifer.
three day the Board. This complaint must be in of the five (5) ASCSM council vot- doane@is.mines.edu.
event, a writing. ing members, or a petition signed

Featured Faculty
new record. Mines’ enthusiasts after a night of taste testing.
Mines students Most of the workers at the Beer
were able to buy the $40 tickets for Festival were volunteers. And a hard
$15 and get a ride to and from the job it was. One volunteer was report-
event due to the hard efforts of the edly having a “one for you, one for With his charming smile, Berger is a accom-
Mines Activity Council. There were me” approach to serving the beer, a sense of humor, and creative teach- plished writer who has had nine
48 spots on the bus and they filled slight insight to the good times at the ing style Dr. John Berger makes books published. Although he
fast. “Not many words go better with GABF. All ticket holders received a learning an enjoyable experience and may appear serious, Berger is
Festival than beer,” Justin Anderson, a shot glass with a 1 oz. mark. Some of has won him the Panhellenic Faculty actually full of life and loves to
Grad Student at Mines said. the volunteers adhered to the “less is of the Month for September. laugh.
Nearly 400 brewers attended the more we don’t over pour” stated on all Each month the Panhellen- “He has a quirky sense
festival with over 1,600 beers to the tables, but some didn’t care. ic Council chooses a faculty member of humor that keeps everyone
try. Each beer is tasted by a panel of Spirits were high at the Conven- who exhibits a sincere passion for on their toes, and he keeps
judges and awards were handed out. tion Center. There were booths teaching and students. Chapters students involved by asking
There were 69 categories to judge, in- everywhere and people dressed to provide their nominations and jus- questions throughout the class
cluding regional and national awards. drink. Whenever someone dropped tifications and then a vote is taken to get us thinking rather than
California boasted the most medals their plastic glass, the whole center during a Panhellenic meeting. repeating himself constantly,”
with 38 and Colorado got second with would erupt in cheers and everyone Berger is an associated said Felling.
29. “I liked the fact that you can drink would point. And as the night went professor in the Materials and Met- Berger has several
beer there that you can’t buy anywhere on, the cheering got louder. allurgy Engineering department. He research projects he’s working
else,” Senior Grant Cope stated. often uses humor to explain complex on for the college including
material, and always has time for Boundary Element Methods to
students outside of the classroom. Applied Mathematics.

Clubs in Trouble
“Dr.Berger makes my “He is very knowl-
fifty minute class feel like twenty. edgeable and prepared for class,
He always thinks of creative ways and his examples are always
to show us how materials fail and concise and methodical. He
succeed, including breaking several knows the material very well and at “His class is a great invest-
Continued from page 1
pieces of chalk in various ways to the same time finds a way to relate it ment of my tuition dollars and he
to several important CSM student Sanskruti: Cultural show us the planes they break on,” to the students, which is the hallmark deserves to be faculty of the month,”
organizations. Association of India Sara Felling, senior, said. of a good teacher.” Felling continued.
The organizations that need to be Shooting Club
updated are:

Airsoft Association
Society of Automotive
Engineers Profesional Bio Information
Society of Economic Geologists
American Ceramic Society Society of Economics & Business EDUCATION RESEARCH INTERESTS
American Chemical Society Society of Hispanic Professional
American Welding Society B.S., Civil Engineering, Boundary Element Methods
Engineers
Association of Computing Society of Mining, Metallurgy, & Univ. of Maryland, 1984 Green’s Functions and the Method of
Machinery Exploration M.S., Mechanical Engineering, Fundamental Solutions
Association of Women Society of Women Physicists
Univ. of Maryland, 1986 Anistropic Elasticity
Geoscientists Student Athlete Advisory Committee
Students for Americas Future Ph.D., Mechanical Engineering, Elastic Waves Propagation
Band
Boxing Club
Students for Change Univ. of Maryland, 1990 Applied Mathematics
Students in Bioengineering
Campus Ministry International Tau Beta Pi
Chess, Etc. Warhammer Club CONTACT INFORMATION COURSES
College Democrats Water Environment Federation Division of Engineering- BB288 EGGN422
DodgeBall Club
Colorado School of Mines Advanced Mechanics of Materials
Indonesian Student Association Again, please complete your Orga-
International American nization Update Form by October 10 Golden CO 80401; USA
Society of Metals and turn it in to the Student Activities E-Mail : jberger@mines.edu EGGN532/MTGN 545
Office.
Intervarsity Christian Fellowship Phone: (+1 303)273-3682 Fracture Mechanics
For more information, please
Jazz Organization Fax: (+1 303) 273-3602
contact the Student Activities office
Korean Students Association at (303) 273-3970.
Linux Users Group Students can also start new clubs
Longboarders or organizations. Starting an organiza-
Math Club
Mines Investment Club
tion involves four easy steps. First, a
registration form has to be completed.
REPORTERS NEEDED!!!
Music Club Second, a list of 10 interested students
must be conplied and turned in. Third,
CONTACT THE OREDIGGER OFFICE AT
Newman Group
Performing Arts Council a fculty member must be willing to
serve as the organization’s advisor.
OREDIG@MINES.EDU
Pi Epsilon Tau
Residence Hall Association
And finally, bylaws and a constitution
have be created.
FREE PIZZA WEEKLY
NEWS
October 5, 2005 Page 3

Students Across Country The Goldman


Demand Sustainable Cafes Sachs Foundation
SEATTLE--(BUSINESS WIREAnnounces $4.4 explains Vivian Schmidt, Manager desirable by our students. And our

Million in Grants to
via COLLEGIATE PRESSWIRE)-- and Food Services, Cafes, Coffee sales reflect that.”
Oct. 4, 2005--Pura Vida Coffee an- Carts, and Convenience Stores at the Tens of thousands of Pura Vida
nounced today that campuses continue University of Washington. “They add customers on college campuses

EducationPrograms
to ask for their innovative Sustainable a dimension of social responsibility walk to class every day with a truly
Cafe program, which embraces social- to my venues by bringing me leading sustainable latte, and because Pura
ly responsible espresso Vida is charitably owned,
Pura Vida Coffee
cafes as a showcase
for their wide port-
that latte generates revenues
for their programs helping
folio of organic, Fair Pura Vida Coffee is a Seattle-based gourmet coffee com- at-risk children as well. In NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE
Trade beverages. The pany that is 100% charitably owned. The company uses fact, students from around via COLLEGIATE PRESSWIRE)-
company’s Espresso 100% of its resources to benefit at-risk children and the country can see their -Oct. 4, 2005--The Goldman Sachs
Solutions program for their families in coffee-growing countries. Our devotion “coffee dollars” at work Foundation today announced $4.4
Food Service Direc- to helping at-risk children and families begins with our on one of the Pura Vida million in grants for programs de-
tors includes every- commitment to carry 100% certified Fair Trade, organic, Sustainable Spring Break signed to improve access to and
thing from drip cof- shade-grown coffee, raising the living standards for trips this school year, visit- prospects for success at top col-
fee stations to their farmers and their communities while protecting the ing coffee farmers and Pura leges for academically gifted students
fully-featured espresso environment in more than a dozen countries. Pura Vida Vida charitable programs from traditionally underrepresented
bars. “Our Sustain- Coffee offers premium products and services for large for at-risk children, such as backgrounds in the United States,
and small organizations, including universities, offices, soup kitchens.
able Cafe program is Ireland, South Africa and the United
institutional dining services, and churches, as well as
designed from scratch “Successful socially re- Kingdom, as well as for programs to
individuals. To learn more about the company and its
with sustainability in unique mission, please visit us at www.puravidacoffee.
sponsible businesses like improve the quality of teaching and
mind as a showcase com. Pura Vida recognize that leadership in public schools across the
for our unique family Fair Trade partnerships im- United States. which were previously funded by a
of beverages -- from prove the economic security The grants announced today in- grant from the Foundation.
the sustainably-har- of the farmers they depend clude: -- $560,000 to the Public Educa-
vested wood flooring, on,” explained Paul Rice, -- $2,315,000 for the University tion Network (Washington, D.C.)
to countertops made from recycled edge products that are highly suc- Executive Director of TransFair Access Program: Creating Opportu- to deepen local, community-based
material, to our beautiful tree-free, cessful in the university environment. USA. nities for Talent to the University of efforts to improve teacher quality
soy-ink posters hanging on the walls,” The best part is that they have already Buzz Hofford, Bon Appetit Gen- Chicago (Chicago, Ill.), Georgetown policies and practices in five U.S.
said John Sage, CEO of Pura Vida. developed the socially conscious eral Manager at Seattle University University (Washington, D.C.), Har- communities: Durham, N.C., Mobile,
Pura Vida is known for its 100% products into `food service friendly` added, “We have more than doubled vard University (Cambridge, Mass.), Ala., Portland, Ore., San Francisco,
commitment to Fair Trade, organic programs. Their amazing customer our sales volume in just two months Princeton University (Princeton, N.J.), Calif., and Seattle, Wash. Funding will
beverages, including coffee, tea, co- service only adds to their appeal,” since switching to Pura Vida! The London School of Economics and support teacher induction, pilot as-
coa, and chai. But now those products continued Schmidt. response from students and faculty has Political Science (London, United sessment programs, teacher retention
can be delivered in Pura Vida’s new Ted Lancette, Aramark General been overwhelming. Everyone here Kingdom), Trinity College (Dublin, and increase public support to sustain
100% biodegradable and compostable Manager at Loyola University Chica- loves the coffee, and the cause!” Ireland), and the University of Wit- needed changes in the five cities.
cups, and 100% recycled coffee go said, “Pura Vida is at the forefront Pura Vida’s momentum on college watersrand (Johannesburg, South -- $500,000 to the Stanford Uni-
sleeves printed with soy ink. of a great trend in the food service campuses continues with new serving Africa). versity (Palo Alto, Calif.) to support
“Pura Vida is my partner of choice business. Not only does the company locations coast to coast, from Univer- University Access Program grant- the Stanford Educational Leadership
when it comes to finding innova- provide innovative, socially-respon- sity of California at Davis to American ees will identify significant numbers Institute (SELI), a partnership of
tive, socially responsible products,” sible products, but they are highly University in Washington, DC. of public secondary school students the Stanford University Graduate
who have demonstrated academic School of Business and the Stanford
ability and potential but come from University of School of Education to
promote the development of schools
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emphasize academic enrichment and to deepen and expand its leadership


the skills need to apply successfully development program for school
for admission to top colleges; and principals and superintendents and
assess outcomes to ensure a posi- develop a strategic plan for SELI’s
tive impact on participants including long-term sustainability.
matriculation and academic success With selected grants, the Founda-
once in college. tion will combine a contribution of
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form of Goldman Sachs professional
Scholarship Fund (HSF) (San Fran-
expertise through its distinctive brand
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tion between HSF, the Boys and Girls of “venture philanthropy” - the prac-
Clubs of America and The Johns tice of high-engagement grant making
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Goldman Sachs to enrich grantee pro-
ented Youth for a pilot program in Los
Angeles and New York City to prepare grams. The Foundation will leverage a
2,500 Hispanic middle school students network of volunteers who will serve
to compete successfully for admission as mentors, teachers, advisory board
to selective colleges and universities. members, and presenters on such
Grant funds will also provide ongoing topics as entrepreneurship, business
support for HSF’s Scholar Chapters, planning, and leadership.

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HOMECOMING
Page 4

By Richard Diaz
Argggggh, you ready be one that you’ll remem- Inside the treasure chest dominate the Fort Lewis
for homecoming 2005? ber all the way to Davey will be tons of great prizes, Skyhawks. Arrrr, ye be
This year’s homecom- Jones’s locker. including an iPod! a bunch of scurvy laden
ing committee has come Also, don’t forget about Most importantly, don’t dogs if I don’t see you out
up with a ton of great the world famous ASCSM forget to dress up in your there! For more informa-
events, enough to make chili cookoff, where you pillaging best to watch tion, contact the MAC
all Orediggers stand on the can get some great food the Mines Football team office at 273-3997.
poop deck and yell “Shiv- and watch your fellow
er me timbers! I shall be
keelhauled if I leave cam-
students compete in such
events as the Chubby Buc- SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
pus for fall break!” caneer, Pirate Pyramid,
With comedian/guitarist and the always exciting
Johnny Walker making Battleship Race. Thursday, October 13th
you laugh so hard that rum Plus, for every even you EVENT TIME LOCATION
will come out your nose, attend during homecom-
and trash band, Recycled ing, you obtain a special Recycled Percussion 7:00PM Ballrooms
Percussion, rocking your key that can be used to
eye patches and parrots unlock the Pirate’s Trea-
off, this homecoming will sure Chest.
Movie 9:30PM Ballrooms

Top Ten Pirate Friday, October 14th


EVENT TIME LOCATION

Pickup Lines
(from http://www.talklikeapirate.com)
Spirit Day! All day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know


why my Roger is so Jolly? Events 5:00-8:00PM IM Fields
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real
yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins. Chili Cook-off 5:30-7:00PM IM Fields
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and
I am happy to see you.
6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon. Soccer game 7:00PM Brooks Field
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired
(Mines vs. Metro)
me cannon through your porthole?
4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles
Comedian: Johnny 8:00PM
off of me rudder?
Walker
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum
free. Saturday, October 15th
2. Well blow me down? EVENT TIME LOCATION
1. Prepare to be boarded.
Community Breakfast 7:30AM Foss Parking Lot

Homecoming Parade 10:00-11:00 AM Washington St.

Theme Winners!
Football Game 1:00PM Brooks Field
Mines Activities Council would like to congratulate the following
people for winning the “Pick the Homecoming Theme Contest” which (Mines vs. Fort Lewis)
took place during the Celebration of Mines!

Nathan Greeney Powderpuff Finals After game Brooks Field


Luke Jain
Justin Mullings
Jeremy Ureche

Each person will receive $25, as they all came up with a pirate-based Student/Alumni BBQ After game Brooks Field
theme. Thanks for all your great ideas and participation!
HOMECOMING
October 5, 2005 Page 5, 2005

Homecoming
Committee
Proudly Presents:
Johnny Walker

The tradition of Queen and Beast dates back to 1961.


www.mines.edu

Voting for Homecoming


Queen and Beast
It’s time again for homecoming vote for your favorite candidates! Queen
queen and beast elections!!! This Voting starts Monday, October 10 Liz Major - Blue key
year we have a wide variety of at 7am and ends Friday, October 14 Alli Nold - Sigma Kappa
qualified individuals vying for the at 6pm. There will be voting tables Andrea Shaffer - Alpha Phi
title. Each candidate submitted an set up in the Student Center Monday Jessica Weber - RHA
application, which has been judged through Friday, 11-1pm. Christi Welter - Pi Beta Phi
by various faculty on campus, com- Winners receive $250 each in
prising 40% of the overall scoring Barnes and Noble gift cards, donated Beast
(20% academics, 20% campus by the Mines Alumni Association. Nick Benson - Kappa Sigma
leadership and involvement). Runners up receive $50 gift certifi- Ryan Grady - Sigma Phi Epsilon
Now it’s up to you!!! The last cates, as well various prizes. Win- Scott Harrison - Blue Key
60% of the scores is based on ners will be announced at halftime Jared Heath - Sigma Alpha Epsilon
student voting. Go online to the of the football game on Saturday, Casey Morse - Sigma Nu
student homepage, https://www. October 15. Adam Noelck - Beta Theta Pi
is.mines.edu/stuweb/ , sign in and This year’s nominees are: Kourosh Yazdani - RHA Johnny Walker is one of the hottest young comics today. Based
out of Los Angeles, and a regular at the famous Hollywood Im-
prov, Johnny is a NACA favorite and has traveled extensively
throughout the country entertaining college students and head-
lining comedy clubs.
Johnny’s shows contain a mix of topical parody songs to the
tunes of songs ranging from Eminem to Dave Matthews, his own
original songs, straight stand-up, and improvisation which he
honed at both the famous Second City and Groundlings Improv
schools. Growing up and attending college in Connecticut before
moving to California, Johnny’s unique brand of musical comedy
has likened him to a mix between John Mayer and Adam Sandler.
Johnny’s songs have been broadcast on the nationally syndi-
cated All Comedy Radio, National Public Radio, and XM Radio
among others. Look out for him this summer, as the star of the
Oxygen Network’s new hidden camera show “Boys Behaving
Badly.”

and returning guests


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massive new stage performance which redefines their branded
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mega-performance. Known for their ballistically visual show and
mesmerizing muscle-driven drumming, the band of three drum-
mers and spinmaster “DJ Dirty Soul” has created an electrifying
new show at the direction of band founder Justin Spencer.
With a stage set that is punctuated with a massive drum kit, buck-
ets, metal drums and monsterous power tools, the perception of
what could seemingly be interpretated as a novelty stage act is
immediately dismissed by the masterful music that has propelled
them into on of the most in-demand shows touring today.
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Arriving Shortly
Chase Hoffman
These next two weeks are fortunate for our avid buffs or leisurely theatre-goers. We’ve got comedies, chick flicks,
drama, action, horror and even a lifting gospel film. There is definitely something for everyone. The one downside is
that none of these are Oscar nomination quality, but what can you do? Happy movie going.

October 7th Milonakis. See this please. Horror, Rated PG-13


Starring: Tom Welling, Maggie
In Her Shoes Two for the Money Grace, Selma Blair
20th Century Fox Universal Pictures Directed by Rupert Wainwright
Drama/Comedy, Rated PG-13 Thriller/Drama, Rated R Summary: A little sea-town gets
Starring: Cameron Diaz, Toni Col- Starring: Matthew McConaughey, swallowed by fog and people or
lette, Shirley Maclaine Al Pacino, Rene Russo something like that.
Directed by Curtis Hanson (also Directed by D.J. Caruso Impression: I’m not scared, should
directed 8 Mile, L.A. Confidential) Summary: Ex-athlete (McCo- you? Of course not! Never see this!
Summary: Maggie (Diaz) is the naughey) becomes outstanding at
wild girl out to excite men, while her predicting the outcome of games. Domino
sister Rose (Collette) is the business Super-bookie (Pacino) recruits him. New Line Cinema
oriented, independent and very oppo- Impression: I’ve heard a lot of Action/Adventure, Rated PG-13
site. Maggie is jobless and is bumming optimism about this film, but it’s a Starring: Keira Knightley, Mickey
off of her sister until Rose kicks her rip-off of The Devil’s Advocate. Rourke, Edgar Ramirez
out. Maggie contacts her long lost Directed by Tony Scott (also di-
grandmother and lives in a retirement The Gospel rected Man on Fire and The Fan)
community. Screen Gems Summary: Domino (Knightley)
Impression: Seems like a good Drama, Rated PG quits the rich life for the fast paced
dramedy. Diaz is always an eye Starring: Boris Kodjoe, Nona lifestyle of a bounty hunter.
catcher and the plot is off-beat and Gaye, Idris Elba Impression: There are so many
creative. If this sounds good to you, Directed by Rob Hardy good reasons to see this. Knightley,
you should make the effort. Summary: A successful R&B Rourke, Walken, Liu, and Tony Scott.
singer comes home to help his sick You’ve got to see this or you’re a
The Curse of the Were-Rabbit father. He gets into the Gospel. loser.
DreamWorks SKG Impression: If I said this movie
Family, Rated G will completely suck beyond a shadow

Proof
Starring: Peter Sallis of doubt, I’d probably look like a rac-
Directed by Steve Box, Nick ist. Anyways, I think you how good

Proves Here Comes the


Park this will be.
Summary: Wallace and Gromit
have a serious issue with garden October 14th
sabotage. The duo investigates with

Worthy Corpse Bride


suspicion of a monster bunny. Elizabethtown
Impression: If you’ve liked them Paramount Pictures
before, you’ll like them again. Simple Comedy/Drama, Rated PG-13
as that. Starring: Orlando Bloom, Kirsten
Dunst, Susan Saradon Adam Eng
Waiting… Directed by Cameron Crowe (also Chase Hoffman
Lions Gate Films directed Jerry Maguire) If you want to see a bizarre movie where even fat guys have toothpick-thick
Comedy, Rated R Summary: Drew (Bloom) comes Most movies take familiar settings. legs, this movie is for you. If you have not seen the previews, it will take you
Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Justin home for his father’s funeral. He en- They almost constitute their own sub- 5 minutes to predict the entire movie, 1 otherwise. Now I don’t want to seem
Long, Anna Faris counters an unexpected attraction to genres. For example, you have prison too harsh but somebody spent about 3 whole minutes writing this thing. This
Directed by Rob McKittrick flight attendant, Claire (Dunst). flicks, football flicks, etc. Proof takes relatively short movie, only 76 minutes, feels like an eternity. As an added bo-
Summary: Employees at the She- Impression: This is a nice mellow us into a setting that we are familiar nus they break into song randomly, not like in Disney movies where they pay
nanigan’s restaurant fight boredom is drama, perfect for the leisure-goer with at school, but is not common in professional signers and have a beat, but instead have horrible singers try to
best ways: customer abuse, sex, and who likes most romance films. It’s not the theatre. sing to seemingly beat-less songs. Please take my advice, run away screaming
practical jokes. necessary meant for everyone. Enter the mind of a genius math- from this “scary” movie.
Impression: Get ready for this. ematician who is also prone to lunacy.
The makers of this film were different The Fog Proof leads us into the conflicted life Chris Light
thinking about college people like us. Columbia Pictures and Revolution of the genius’ daughter. The change of
Look out for Dane Cook and Andy Studios Ignore the preceding article. I especially with this film’s atmo-
settings and the complimenting ele- found this one quite charming. The sphere. You get angelic voices that
ments work an unequaled feeling you obvious comparison to make here is to don’t match their eccentric, oddly
will feel when you leave the theater. The Nightmare Before Christmas, Tim shaped characters. To be honest, this
Proof was adapted from a play. Burton’s previous flirtation with stop- has bothered me in the past. A great
Almost always, when this is the case frame animation. If you have seen it, example is Disney’s The Hunchback
you will see more dialogue than then you know that these movies are of Notre Dame. The title character,
usual, and the story is more dramatic. not meant to be “scary”. That’s just Quasimodo, is a hideously deformed
The daughter Catherine, played by Tim Burton’s warped style finding its bell ringer. Would you expect his
Gwyneth Paltrow, has a tendency for way into every movie he makes, even voice to rival Pavarotti? NO! He’s
being volatile and unpredictable. She family oriented films. That’s what ugly and he should sound ugly. But
is plagued by the fact that she inherited makes them sell, by the way. I’m damn what happens as a result of practically
some her father’s skill for math; she tired of sugary family films giving me no human contact? All of that “inner
may have also inherited some of his cavities. Not to sound like some goth, beauty” I’ve heard so much about is
madness. This appends into the movie but sometimes we need a little escape released, and he sings like a choir
very nicely and will make you reflect into the twisted and macabre to add boy. It just doesn’t work. Personally,
on yourself. some flavor, and to open people up I enjoyed Albert Finney’s crooning to
A refreshing aspect to see is well to something different. And Corpse accompany his stout, creepy looking
designed dynamic character. Cath- Bride succeeds. It doesn’t need to character, as he swivels from side to
erine is representative of each and focus heavily on the plot, because it side with the beat, which I assure you
everyone’s own feelings of being has so much to work with. is present and noticeable (this doesn’t
unsure, and sense of feeling lost. For- The characters are wonderful, each need to be a gangster rap, people).
tunately for us, the writers decided to one looking very different from the It’s those small idiosyncrasies that
do this utilizing a teenager with typical last (except for the chorus of skel- add up as a whole to the film’s feel as a
teenage angst. etons), ranging broadly in size and whole. The land of the living is a drab
The father, played by Anthony shape, but each one capturing their reflection of Victorian era England.
Hopkins, represents our past in a personalities in appearance. Yes, they The land of the dead on the other
way. He stands for what happens that all have toothpick legs, but it adds to hand is the place to be, with vibrant
makes us who we are, for better or the film’s cartoonish whimsy. Now colors, characters, and music. The
for worse. Catherine’s sister, Claire, that I think of it, the only character props and architecture are a little less
played by Hope Davis, demonstrates with normal legs is the Corpse Bride. vertigo-inducing than The Nightmare
the forces in our lives that mean well, One of them has no flesh, but the Before Christmas, but still does plenty
but ultimately hold us back. Hal, the other is quite shapely. What can I say: of experimenting with the stop-frame
father’s ex-student, represents the Helena Bonham Carter makes a cute medium. That’s what I wanted to see.
logical forces compelling us to do puppet. Johnny Depp’s resemblance to The reason the plot only took three
what we should do, even when we his character is even more noticeable, minutes to write is because it’s a kids
are scared. and kind of eery. movie (sort of). If you’re overcritical
Overall, this is a deep and unique Now, on to the singing. When of movies like this, you’ll walk out of
film and it can be enjoyed by all and you bring in “professional” singers the theater with nothing. Shut up and
even more by students like us. as Adam puts it, things go wrong, enjoy it for what it is.
ENTERTAINMENT
October 5, 2005 Page 7

Lord of War Reel Geek


Adam Eng A film geek writes about geeks on film
You mean Warlord? Well, I prefer range of characters).
it my way. If you did not get that joke, Cage is also joined by Bridget Jen Schneider
get off your butt and run down to the Moynahan, the attractive doctor from In my class “The Engineer and
movie theatre. This is one of the best I Robot, and Jared Leto. You might re- Scientist in American Film,” I ask my
movies out right now and if you have member him shooting up in Requiem students to see some good old movies,
not seen it you are seriously miss- for a Dream or as one of the “straight” and they encourage me to see films
ing out. This movie is not hyped up guys in Alexander. Sorry, but I can’t I might never see otherwise. Below
enough, so some people don’t even give you any more information than are reviews of their recent pick, What
know it exists. Well, I’ll give you a that without giving away parts of the the Bleep Do We Know? and of mine,
small appetizer. movie. Forbidden Planet.
Lord of war follows the life of But I offer a word of caution; this
Nicolas Cage as he makes his way as movie is very graphic from the get-go. Students’ Pick: What the Bleep
a gun smuggler. Cage works his way So if violence, drugs, and sex bother Do We Know!? (2004)
around a clever but honest Interpol you, stay away. For those of you who
Agent played by Ethan Hawke, the can stomach these things, you got to If you’re reading this, there’s a
cop from Assault on Precinct 13 and go, for you will not be sorry. chance you are a typical engineering/
Training Day (he can play a wide science student. If so, you like things

A Little Peace
to proceed in a linear fashion, and you
prefer things to be measurable and
definable. If this hasty generalization

and Serenity
does not describe you, forgive me. If
it does describe you, read on. And
check out What the Bleep. You might
be someone who needs to see it.
First, though, there will be some
Chris Light things in this movie that bother you.
Having casually watched both understand. Oh sure, I could gripe For example, it’s a documentary
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, about the afore-mentioned faults, but and a fiction film and parts of it are
I had an idea of what this film would they aren’t really faults because the animated, including a fancy web of
be (like Star Wars, but made by smart- film doesn’t take itself too seriously. neurotransmitters and horny Jabba-
asses who don’t really care about Star Although I have never seen Firefly, the-Hutt-shaped cells.
Wars). Visually, this film looks like the short-lived show on which the It will also bother you that the talk-
a sci-fi special effects bonanza: big film is based, it strikes me as a space ing head interviews are not captioned,
space battles where, despite being in opera without the opera house. All the which means you don’t know until the
space, the ships crowd and blend to- attention is on the actors. Of course, end of the film who is an expert in
gether, like zebras. The plot is bloated the movie had a bigger budget than what. For example, that guy spouting
with common fare for this kind of the show, and certainly used. But the off about quantum physics might be a
movie: a rag-tag crew on a junk-heap emphasis stayed on the characters, not Ph.D. from UCLA, or he might be the
ship running around a gritty, used the effects, something the Star Wars neighborhood lunatic. You just don’t
future, an all powerful “Parliament” prequels tried to return to, but suc- know until the end.
(a sort of Big Brother on Valium) cumbed to the dark side of blockbuster But let’s suppose you can hack
running everything, and a mysterious moviemaking and collapsed under the fact that the film defies our genre
young girl with the power to bring it their own weight instead. expectations. Let’s suppose that you
down. Sound kind of familiar? That’s Why the references to Star Wars? are okay with not knowing if these in What the Bleep. Her/his website, column. Ramtha…. Can you hear me?
why I wasn’t anxious to see it. I guess I saw Serenity being as fun people talking about “neuropeptides” www.ramtha.com, is worth a look- Which movies should I recommend
As it turns out, I really liked it for as Star Wars was supposed to be. It’s and “quantum fields” are experts or see. For starters, we learn that Knight this week…….?
the same reason my friend in the seat serious when it needs to be, then takes not. You will still be driven com- was born in Roswell, New Mexico.
next to me hated it: the dialogue. Well, care to kick back and have a good pletely, maddeningly insane by the Ramtha, on the other hand, lived here My Pick: Forbidden Planet
it’s more like the attitude. If you’re time. See George, it’s really not that middle-aged blonde with the big 35,000 years ago as a Lemurian. You (1956)
a fan of Joss Whedon, I’m sure you hard, now is it? spooky eyes who goes on and on get the picture.

Violence is the
about the “holograms of your brain.” Nonetheless, I heartily recom- It’s not easy to pick a companion
My husband, who is an engineer, mend this film for anyone interested piece to go with What the Bleep. In all
guessed that she was an astrologist, or in quantum physics, philosophy, or honesty, it might help to see the Nova
maybe a psychic. I guessed she was spiritual matters, if only because it’s special The Elegant Universe to get a

Answer
the neighborhood lunatic. an excellent discussion starter and a handle on quantum physics first.
We learn at the end that she is pretty cool piece of filmmaking. And But since it’s boring to write about
J.Z. Knight, a woman who channels most of the people interviewed have a Nova special, I’ll write instead
the “Master Teacher Ramtha.” Yep, the credentials to know what they’re about the fabulous science fiction
Chris Light channels. So, actually, it’s Ramtha talking about. Like me with this film extravaganza Forbidden Planet, star-
ring that wacky Naked Gun-ster Leslie
Being a student at Mines, you’re half his face, laying half-face down Nielsen as a dashing Commander John
probably a weenie little nerd who got in a pool of blood. I suffered a severe J. Adams.
your ass kicked a lot in high school, adrenaline rush. The connection to What the Bleep
and desperately want to get back at all The movie has a few of these mo- is that Forbidden Planet’s plot centers
of them. Just kidding, a very unfair ments: enough to keep up the pace around Dr. Edward Morbius (Walter
generalization. But who hasn’t had of the movie, but not so many that Pidgeon), a scientist who has been
that fantasy at least once where you each occurrence loses its novelty. The living on the planet Altair with his
suddenly realize your ability to kick scenes in between focus on the grow- gorgeous young daughter Altaira ever
some ass yourself? Well, A History of ing conflict with the protagonist. Sud- since his crew of space explorers were
Violence should seem familiar to you, denly he’s the local hero, attracting killed by some unknown, evil force
then. It’s a story about a well-liked, attention to suspicious characters who on the planet.
unassuming man (played by Viggo claim he is somebody else…somebody That unknown, evil force was not
Mortensen with a much needed shave far different than the man he appears J.Z. Knight. Rather, the connection
and haircut) living in a small town. to be. The movie gets you wondering: is that Morbeus’s consciousness has
He’s married to a lovely Maria Bello, is he really just a small town average some extraordinary powers of its own,
has a couple kids, a nice house, and joe with a mistaken identity crisis, or which is really the point of What the
a horse. Yeah, yeah, but aside from is he hiding something? I would have Bleep: that our minds are much more
Maria Bello, all of that is boring. preferred it to stay a mystery, but the powerful in creating our realities than
Enter two bad guys who stick-up the movie chooses for you. What did it for we give them credit for.
local diner he runs. He very politely me was the final scene. The film ends Most important, though, is that
offers them all of the available cash, right when it should, without dragging Forbidden Planet is a classic sci-fi
but they just have to be rude. The next out the details. It answers enough dur- flick. Later Star Trek episodes defi-
thing you know, one of the baddies ing the second act. A fill-in-the-blank nitely borrow from this fore-runner,
has two a full clip of rounds buried is perfect for the end. and its lousy acting and saturated
in his chest, and the other is minus color are about as typical to the origi-
nal genre as you can get. It’s also
got Robby the Robot, who became
Questions, Comments, something of a star himself. When
you watch it, try to pay attention to the
Funny Jokes? music and sound effects: you’ll notice
a very early version of electronica.
Hollywood noticed, too, and nomi-
Contact oredig@mines.edu nated the effects for an Oscar.
EDITORIALS
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Letters to the Editor THE OREDIGGER


THE VOICE OF COLORADO SCHOOL OF MINES, A SUPERIOR EDUCATION IN
ELI MARTIN
Editor-in-Chief

RICHARD TONDREAU
Dear reader, True enough these professors and APPLIED SCIENCE AND ENGINEERING Assistant Editor-in-Chief
I wrote this before I graduated, and rigorous companies are not outside of Sports Editor
agree with it now more than ever, hav- the norm. The workplace is generally
CLAIRE VETTERLING
ing just left a job requiring 60 hours stressful and time consuming. Time Content Manager
per week from the average salaried Magazine recently wrote an article
worker… entitled “Ready, Set, Relax!” discuss- CHASE HOFFMAN
I believe today is the first day in ing America’s growing discontent Business Manager
a month that I’ve had time to myself. with being too busy. According to the
I’ve pretty much had to skip all of my article not only do 80% of men and CHRIS LIGHT
extracurricular activities and reduce 62 % of women work more than 40 Entertainment Editor
time with my friends to a few measly hours a week, but “60% of Americans
ZACH AMAN
hours a week in order to go to inter- felt pressure to work too much, more Editorials Editor
views and get my schoolwork done than 80% wished for more family time
on time. Now I have nothing due for and that 52% of them would take less PHONE (303) 384-2188
at least four days, and by an awesome money to get it.” The main gist of TM
FAX (303) 273-3931
coincidence I only have three hours the article is that slowing down, while
and forty five minutes of class next something many of us value, is often

The Editor’s Corner


week. So now I can relax, just when I a difficult task requiring a deliberate
was finally beginning to feel like a true effort on the part of the individual.
chemical engineering student. I think the Time article is very
I am aware, however, that this relevant for students graduating from
schedule is not unique among students this school. The first priority on many
at Mines. The majority of us came of our lists when we get out of here
here with the understanding that we
would have reserved social lives,
should be to enjoy life. I suspect that
many of us are so used to being busy The Right to Privacy
and a hectic schedule for a minimum that we’ll miss this point, quickly
of four years; a reasonable price to filling up our schedules with more As John Roberts takes his seat long, has served as the lifeblood to the hands” motto and balk at the mention
pay for getting good at an honorable seemingly necessary chores, tasks, on the Supreme Court many await Christian Right’s political swing. Like that such personal privacy extends
profession with sound job security and and hobbies. Many of us are looking the Constitutional direction of his vampires in the witching hour, they beyond a trigger.
unlimited opportunity. at jobs that will be very demanding, influence. will again emerge using rhetorical, Therefore, America needs to rest,
Nevertheless, I have often been some even requiring over 60 hours per Though Roberts has consistently circular argumentation to rescript the for a moment, and finally decide where
at odds with this implicit decision. week of labor. With this recession dodged the righteously pointed ques- Constitution. her priorities lie. The Naturalization
I have regularly wished and tried to there is pressure to accept a job that we tions of the Senate Judiciary Com- As sentient human beings, we have Oath of Allegiance dictates that “I
make time for leisure and friends, only will be obligated to for several years, mittee, the country will soon gain the right to call the shots that affect will support and defend the Constitu-
to remember where I wanted to be long after things improve. Instead it its first insight into the new Justice’s us, so long as no other individual is tion and laws of the United States of
once I graduated. Now I’m graduating might be wise to take a chance and neo-conservative, decision-making placed in jeopardy. America against all enemies, foreign
and paying very close attention to the wait for something more desirable, methodology, as one of the first cases From Griswold v. Connecticut in and domestic; that I will bear true faith
companies who include work/life bal- and if we get that job, not feel the need on the docket is centered on physician- the mid 1960s up through the deci- and allegiance to the same.”
ance as part of their corporate culture to start climbing the ladder on the first assisted suicide. sions last year, the Court has finely Take note that this quotation holds
and looking learily at other companies day of work. The case, Gonzales v. Oregon, honed its definition of the concept. the “Constitution and laws of the
who seem to demand the same amount America is unique in the sense is centered on Oregon’s Death With Though some rulings have proven United States” to be wholly supreme.
of my time, if not more, than here that the country’s one goal has been Dignity Act, which allows physicians controversial, the Court has continu- The principles of the Constitution
at school. Various professors have to improve the quality of life, both the ability to provide a terminally ill ally supported the Constitutional idea were never meant to be superseded
implied that life will not stop being in liberty and in economics. Well, patient with lethal doses of a prescrip- of a “right to privacy.” by the whimsical certainty of any
busy once I graduate and in fact might we have those, it might be time to tion drug. Today’s political conservatism, religion.
even get busier. enjoy them. The case was brought by the Bush however, does not provide room for So, as a potted reminder to the
Administration – specifically Attorney the aforementioned entitlement. As conservatives in the audience, be
John Hillert
General Alberto Gonzales – arguing President Bush so often repeated in careful what you wish for. The United
that the Controlled Substances Act al- reference to Iraq, “We don’t need to States was in refuge from a tyrannical,
lows the federal government to revoke ask permission.” religious dictatorship. Though we may
the federal prescription license of any Even for the staunch federalists, believe momentarily that religion can
physician that prescribes such doses to this concept is gut-wrenching – that, offer a more secure moral ground,
terminally ill patients. by arguing the moral-imperative, the consider the unipolarity of that di-
The right to physician-assisted sui- federal government of a democratic rection. Let this reminder extend to
cide, though defined rather exactly in republic could selectively filter the Chief Justice Roberts as he embarks
Gonzales, extends far beyond the ac- principles of its founding. on his much anticipated tenure in the
tual case. It is a symbolic call-to-arms The interesting paradox in this Court.
for the Christian community to protect neo-conservative mentality is that
Zach Aman
the “right to life,” again gnawing at a many such individuals will snarl in
bitterly-disputed wound that, for so support of the NRA’s “cold, dead
oredig@mines.edu

An American Education Tom DeLay Behind


the Curtain
The public education system in finally stand up and realize that the
America is on the verge of destruction English language is being manipulated
by a home-made “WMD,” posing as on a daily basis. The P.A.T.R.I.O.T.
the legislation entitled No Child Left Act rapes Constitutional freedoms
Behind. and N.C.L.B. is designed to destroy Courtesy of The New York Times
Schools, typically in poor socio- the foundational principle of a free,
economic areas, are labeled as failing public education. The criminal conspiracy indict- Rostenkowski from office even before dubious gerrymander to cushion the
and subsequently closed if they do not To the disbelievers out there, it’s ment of Tom DeLay, the House he was indicted in 1994, this display Republican Congressional majority.
meet an increasingly stringent set of time you pick your head up from majority leader, remains to be tested was unnecessary. It would hardly have Mr. DeLay’s tooth-and-claw tac-
government standards. What’s more, under the sand. Schools across the in a court of law, and Mr. DeLay ada- provoked a constitutional crisis for tics taint his whole party. His role as
these schools are “graded” off of their country, some in our very own Denver, mantly says he is innocent. He is also Mr. DeLay to resign from a purely a millstone in the coming elections
respective state competency tests. are being closed because of federal loudly denouncing the prosecution as partisan post, for which no ordinary will only grow in the eyes of glee-
To put this relativity into perspec- labeling. baldly political. But it might be easier American casts a vote, in a House held ful Democrats and other critics who
tive, Texas’ TAAS test for high school What’s more, the schools that are to take that seriously if the Republican in an iron grip by his party. have long called for the moribund
is roughly equivalent to Michigan’s on the threshold of closing haven’t leadership in Congress had not staged Win or lose in court, Mr. DeLay House ethics committee to investi-
MEAP test for 8th grade. Though a fighting chance in hell because of such a baldly political response. should be permanently stripped of gate various aspects of the DeLay
the definition of “retarded” is rather funding cuts by both N.C.L.B. “stan- Mr. DeLay should simply have his leadership powers. The imperious machine. These include his overseas
wide in Texas, such an intellectual gap dards” and unfunded mandates by the resigned as majority leader, as Re- Texan is an increasing embarrassment junketeering with the power lobbyist
shouldn’t span the Grand Canyon. Bush Administration. publican rules require and as others to his party, turning its majority into an Jack Abramoff, who has been indicted
It is fairly easy to see, then, how Public education is a corner- have done in this position. Instead, undisguised fountain of patronage and in another case. Mr. DeLay’s indict-
one states schools are able to soar stone of American society. After all, the House speaker, Dennis Hastert, an ideological cudgel while skirting ment is a reminder of the committee’s
while another’s are labeled “failing,” knowledge – not daddy’s oil pals called the move temporary, did not the bounds of campaign law. The un- failure to enforce its own rules.
regardless of the actual achievement – constitutes true power. Unless the actually replace him and made it derlying deed that prompted the Texas It’s long been clear that the po-
on behalf of the students. suburbanite sheep of America wish to obvious to everyone that Mr. DeLay indictment is reason enough for him litical damage to Mr. DeLay has been
As an aside, it would be helpful enslave future generations similarly, would run the show from the wings. to relinquish leadership. Mr. DeLay self-inflicted. His value as a leader
to remind the current administration it’s time that citizens begin making Leaving aside the rather comical was open in his stratagem of using his was compromised well before his run
that education is a Constitutionally education their primary concern. hypocrisy of the Republicans, who federal clout to game state elections in
reserved power of the states, but who in with the prosecutor in Texas.
Zach Aman started hounding Representative Dan Texas and force an unusual and legally
abides by that anymore.
oredig@mines.edu
Additionally, the nation must
REC SPORTS
October 5, 2005 Page 9

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He has attended the Army’s language Questions???


school and speaks Chinese. Brandon Leimbach (bleimbac@mines.edu) x3646
John Howard (jkhoward@mines.edu) x3646
If you can’t make the presentation, contact Oredigger 9/20/05 4:42 PM Page 1
Sgt. 1st Class Richard Short at 303-278-3500.

INTRAMURAL SPORTS

ENTRY DEADLINE: Thurs. , Oct. 6 @ 5PM


TOURNEY DATE: Tuesday, Oct. 11 @ 9PM

Stop by the Intramural Sports office (by the


CSM Bookstore) to pick up an entry form!

Questions???
Brandon Leimbach (bleimbac@mines.edu) x3646
John Howard (jkhoward@mines.edu) x3646

LIKE RUNNING???

If so, we like you


INTRAMURAL SPORTS

ENTRY DEADLINE: Thurs October 6 @ 5PM

RACE DATE: Saturday, October 8 @ 9AM

Stop by the Intramural Sports office (by the CSM


Bookstore) to pick up an entry form!

Questions???
Brandon Leimbach (bleimbac@mines.edu) x3646
John Howard (jkhoward@mines.edu) x3646
REC SPORTS
Page 10 October 5, 2005

Got Any Plans for Fall Break?


Go to Moab Desert for Dirt Cheap

Welcome to the New ORC Staff Members


Favorite Activity
(Indoor): Eating soft-
Scott “Lucky” Cabay
serve ice-cream Dream Trip: Winter
Year & Major: Junior, ME in Little Cottonwood
Prefered Trail Food: Canyon
Hometown: Glenview, IL
Peanut Butter and
Bagels Favorite Trip: Week of
Position(s): Bike and Rental Tech skiing at Alta
Dream Trip: Living
Favorite Activity (Outdoor): Skiing Interesting Fact: My
on a sailboat for a
couple of years local ski hill was 177’
Favorite Activity (Indoor): Watching tall.
TV
Favorite Trip: Duran-
go to Aspen to Glen- Quote: “Choose a job
Prefered Trail Food: Hot Dogs that you like and you’ll
wood, and kayaking
everyday of it never work a day in
Allen Livingston your life.”
Year & Major: Freshman, Petroleum Interesting Fact: A
Engineering, Maybe friend and I started a
Hometown: Lakewood, CO long board company
last spring called Let-
Position(s): Rental Tech tuce Fresh.

Favorite Activity (Outdoor): Mountain Quote: “Give me a


biking, climbing, kayaking, snowboard- couple of weeks.”
ing, traveling - It’s a five-way tie. This
summer I spent the most time in my
kayak.
SPORTS
October 5, 2005 Page 11

3-3 OVERALL Football 3-0 RMAC


Mines Heads into Fourth RMAC Jared Heath Named RMAC
Competition with 3-0 Record School of Mines sophomore kicker
Player of the Week
Colorado School of Mines senior Defensive Player of the Week fol-
Abel connected on a 24-yard field goal linebacker Jared Heath (Highlands lowing the season opening loss to
with three seconds to play lifting the Ranch, Colo./Highlands Ranch) was Washburn.
Orediggers to a 27-26 victory over named the Rocky Mountain Athletic In Saturday’s game, Heath was
Chadron State at Elliott Field in Rocky Conference Defensive Player of the once again all over the field as he fin-
Mountain Athletic Conference action Week following his performance in ished with a school-record 20 tackles,
Saturday afternoon. Saturday’s 44-41 overtime loss to including eight solo. The 20 tackles
It is the second straight year CSM nationally-ranked South Dakota at are the second most by a player in a
has topped the Eagles by one point and Brooks Field. Division II game this season.
the second time in as many years that It is the second time this season Heath currently leads the team
the Orediggers rallied for a victory in Heath has earned the conference with 50 tackles, six tackles for loss
the final 30 seconds. award as he was also the RMAC and three sacks.
It is the first time since 1966-67

Volleyball
that CSM has knocked off CSC in
back-to-back years and the first time
since 1993 that the Orediggers have
won in Chadron.
Chadron State (1-4, 1-2 RMAC)
took a 26-24 lead with 1:12 to play
13-3 OVERALL 7-2 RMAC
in the game when Danny Woodhead
scored on a 3-yard run. CSM blocked
the extra point attempt.
CSM Volleyball Knocks Off
However, the Orediggers marched
downfield and got all the way to the
CU-Colorado Springs, 3-2
CSC 7-yard line when senior quar- The Colorado
terback Medina scampered 23-yards School of Mines vol-
to the 14-yardline. A personal foul leyball team picked
on the Eagles moved the ball to the up its second straight
Mines plays Nebraska-Kearney quarter field goals from 33 and 20
7-yardline and Abel was good on the five-set victory in as
this weekend at home. Both teams yards out and also kicked a 29 yarder
game-winning field goal. many days with a 3-2
are currently ranked 3-0 in RMAC in the third stanza and a 27 yarder in
CSM gained a 24-10 lead at the triumph over CU-
and this game will determine the the final quarter.
half as Medina and junior Garrett Colorado Springs
RMAC leader. Florendo added a third scoring
Mehl (Crete, Neb./Crete) threw a in Rocky Mountain
Last week Mines earned a 46- run from 48 yards out in the fourth
touchdown pass each. Junior running Athletic Conference
10 win at Fort Hays State in Rocky quarter. He finished with 141 rushing
back Florendo also scored on a 55- action Sunday after-
Mountain Athletic Conference action yards and three touchdowns on 21
yard run, while Abel hit a career-long noon in Volk Gym-
at Lewis Field Stadium Saturday carries. Medina went 24-of-33 for 353
45-yard field goal in the first half. nasium.
afternoon. yards and two scores, while Gallas
The Eagles cut the lead to 24-20 Game scores were
The win moves CSM to 3-3 overall caught 10 passes for 184 yards and
at the end of the third quarter and 30-22, 26-30, 30-18,
and 3-0 in the RMAC, while the Tigers two touchdowns.
gained their first lead of the game on 26-30, 15-12.
slip to 2-4 (2-2 RMAC). CSM senior linebacker Jared
Woodhead’s score. CSM senior out-
CSM raced out to a 33-7 halftime Heath (Highlands Ranch, Colo./High-
Medina and Mehl combined to side hitter Samantha
lead behind a pair of touchdown lands Ranch) posted a team-high
go 20-of-30 for 165 yards and two Bauer (Lakewood,
runs (9 and 1 yards) from junior run- eight tackles and also recovered a
touchdowns, while Florendo ran 21 Colo./Dubai UAE)
ning back Bryan Florendo (Crete, fumble, while senior cornerback Grant
times for a career-best 171 yards and amassed 16 kills
Neb./Crete) and a pair of touchdown Newton (Castle Rock, Colo./Douglas
a touchdown. Junior linebacker Danny to lead the Oredig-
passes from senior quarterback Danny County) notched his second intercep-
Sprague (Wheat Ridge, Colo./Wheat gers. Junior middle
Medina (Pueblo, Colo./Pueblo South) tion in as many weeks. The Oredigger
Ridge) posted a team-high 10 tack- blocker Amanda Re-
to senior wide receiver Justin Gallas defense also produced five sacks,
les, while senior cornerback Newton bol (Fort Morgan,
(Westminster, Colo./Northglenn). The including two from senior defensive
was in on eight stops and added an Colo./Fort Morgan)
scores went for 37 and 5 yards. lineman Caleb Ring (Brighton, Colo./ (Brighton, Colo./Northern Colo-
interception. tallied 12 kills and 17 digs, while
Sophomore kicker Aaron Abel Brighton). rado) flirted with a triple double
sophomore setter Ashley Pagel
(Cheyenne, Wyo./East) added second On September 24, Colorado as she amassed 47 assists, 17 digs
(Brighton, Colo./Northern Colorado)
and eight kills tonight. Sophomore

Mines Soccer Teams


registered a match-best 48 assists
middle hitter Nicole Leeper (Brigh-
and senior libero Sarah Alsbrooks
ton, Colo./Brighton) tallied a team-
(Paola, Kan./St. Thomas Aquinas)
best 15 kills, while junior outside
recorded a match-high 27 digs.

Kicking Some.....
hitter Caitlin Mabe (Lakewood,
On October 1, Mines earned a 3-2
Colo./Denver Lutheran) and junior
victory over Colorado State-Pueblo
middle hitter Amanda Rebol (Fort
in Rocky Mountain Athletic Confer-
Morgan, Colo./Fort Morgan) reached
ence action Saturday night in Volk
double digit kills with 12 and 11,
Gymnasium.
into the first half. The Orediggers ended the game with respectively.
Game scores were 28-30, 30-23,
Westminsters lone goal was scored 18 shots. CSM senior libero Sarah Als-
30-25, 20-30, 15-13.
by Mike Johnson. They came away with there second brooks (Paola, Kan./St. Thomas
The win tied CSM’s win total
Mines senior forward Dixon- win against Johnson and Wales tonight Aquinas) was scrappy all night and
from last season and also pulled
recorded a hat trick in the first 30 with a 9-1 victory. This was the second finished with a match-best 33 digs.
them within six wins of tying the
minutes of action and the Orediggers time mines played J&W beating the CSU-Pueblo (7-9, 3-5 RMAC)
school-record for wins in a season
defeated Johnson and Wales, 9-0, in Wildcats the first time 8-0. was led by Meagan Sater who pro-
of 18 set in 1997.
nonconference action Sunday after- Senior Major had a hat trick on duced 25 kills and 18 digs.
Sophomore setter Ashley Pagel
noon at Brooks Field. the night scoring the Orediggers first

Golf
Freshman forward Nao Lee two goals early in the first half. Major
(Thornton, Colo./Horizon) added two went on to score another in the second.
goals and an assist, while freshman Six other players also had goals on
midfielder Grant Manthey (Ferndale, the night.
Wash./Ferndale) tallied a goal and
two assists.
Golf Team Ties for 5th at
The Women’s Team on the other
hand dropped a 3-1 decision at New RMAC Championships
Mexico Highlands on Saturday af- Colorado School of Mines junior an 857 and was followed by Regis
The Colorado School of Mines ternoon. golfer Mark Vallee (Louisville, (869), CSU-Pueblo (875), Adams
men’s soccer team got out to a quick The Orediggers only goal was Colo./Monarch) earned All-Rocky State (879), Mines, Fort Lewis and
start tonight against Westminster Col- scored by senior forward Liz Major Mountain Athletic Conference hon- Kearney, Fort Hays State (892) and
lege (Salt Lake City, Utah) scoring all (Englewood Colo./Cherry Creek). ors for the second straight year by Colorado Christian (945).
three goals in the first half beating the She now leads the team in goals this placing third at the 2005 RMAC Vallee opened play on Monday
Griffins 3-1. season with six. Men’s Golf Championships on Mon- with rounds of 72 and 71 and came
Senior forward Mike Dixon (Ba- The women’s soccer team also day and Tuesday at the 6,517 yard, back on Tuesday to fire a 69 which
kersfield, Calif./Garces Memorial) dropped a 3-0 decision at Adams par 71 Cattails Golf Course. was the second best round of the day.
had another great performance, scor- State this afternoon in nonconference Vallee’s showing helped CSM He finished with a 212, seven shots
ing the Orediggers second and third action. post a three-round team total of 887 behind champion Chase Wortmann
goals. Mines’s first goal was scored by It was the second match up for the to tie for fifth place with Fort Lewis of UCCS and five behind runner-up
defensive player Nick Kubala (Hous- two teams this season. The first time and Nebraska-Kearney. UC-Colo- Willie Edwards of Adams State.
ton, Texas/Taylor) just nine minutes at home, Mines lost 1-0 in overtime. rado Springs won the team title with
MINER NOTES
Page 12 October 5, 2005

Alpha Phi Omega Earthworks MSEC Snowboard Club The Oredigger is the
Nat’l co-ed service frat. dedicated Earthworks, environmental club. Material Science Engineering Open to anyone who wants to make historical record for
to leadership, friendship & ser- Recycling, trail clean-ups, tye-dye & club. All majors invited to join. tracks. Great benefits, competition and CSM. Get involved and
vice. Sun. 7:00, SC 236. Everyone plant sale, Earth Day celebration & jnekuda@mines.edu. parties. jkopp@hotmail.com make it your newspa-
welcome! dschneid@mines.edu more. earthworks@mines.edu. per, write your history,
Newman Group Sigma Lambda SUBMIT, COMMENT,
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Need to get away from reality for Engineers Without Borders. Do en- p.m. Ted Adams room (GC). All, EVERYONE WELCOME: gay, Contact the newspaper
a while & see a large robot step on gineering projects to help struggling regardless of beliefs or affiliation, are bisexual, transgendered & allies. staff at oredig@mines.
a school? Showings on some Wed. people worldwide. 1st&3rd Tues. welcome ccooper@ mines.edu. sigmalambda@mines.edu edu with photos, po-
nights. adreed@mines.edu SC-C ryamille@mines.edu
ORC SHPE etry, news stories, edi-
ASA FCA Outdoor Rec. Center. Recreation, Society of Hispanic Professional torials, club announce-
Asian Student Association. Inter- Fellowship of Christian Athletes. equipment and lessons. Visit ORC Engineers. Guest Speakers, Heritage ments, classified,
ested in Asian issues, culture, food? Weds. 7:30 SC-D&E. All welcome. across from IM fields. Hours: Mon-Fri Awareness and more. Every second advertisements/an-
You DON’T have to be Asian! jabryant@mines.edu 10 am-6 pm & Sat-Sun 10 am-2 pm Friday at noon. esalas@mines.edu nouncements or other
bnguyen@mines.edu. 303-278-6202 material.
High Grade Ski Bums Check us out @ www.
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vertising your club
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