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P.Forwood again:
http://whc.unesco.org/en/list/
Croatia
Slovenia
Italy
American World
Populatia tarii este de 23.228.587 de oameni, din care 7.859.889 sunt pensionari.
Mai ramin 15.368.698 care sa munceasca. In scoli sunt 4.813.999. Mai ramin
10.554.699 care sa munceasca. 2.674.917 sunt someri, iar 5.001.003 lucreaza in
administratia de stat. Mai ramin 2.878.769 care sa munceasca. 1.758.832 sunt in
armata. Mai ramin 1.120.437 care sa munceasca. 374.952 sunt in puscarii, 425.687
in spitale, iar 320.156 lucreaza in administratiile locale. Mai raman 2 (doi) oameni
care sa munceasca. TU si EU. Iar TU STAI si citesti chestia asta. NICI NU MA MAI
MIR CA SUNT ASA DE OBOSIT!
www.Dakar.ro
http://www.dakar.ro/node/637
Finalul primei zile de concurs >> Zsolt pe locul 56.
.. mult noroc, ca sanatate si bani au avut si cei de pe Titanic..
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Bikeshop.ro
http://www.bikeshop.ro/map.php
Japan by P.Forwood
Despite over 12 million people living in Tokyo, viewed from any
one position it doesn't look like a big city. Most buildings are not
tall, there seems to be no city centre, just a sprawling metropolis
linked by over a dozen subway lines and a few above ground
railways.
It is amazing how this culture has evolved so differently from other
Asian societies in the region. Already I am finding the blank, almost
expressionless faces, as people robotically move about the city on a
work day, a little disquieting. The public chatter, laughter and
bantering, that I am used to in Asia, not here. The gaiety of children,
not visible in the city. Uniforms abound, bland mono colours,
pressed and new, like a wardrobe for a 1950's movie scene, not a
thread out of place. Occasionally a group of university students will
rebel, eat and smoke in the street, even when walking, sometimes
laughing, dresses as outlandishly as possible, bright colours, even
the hair, but the society will have them in the black suits, if they
want a job on graduation.
The shoe shuffle. Street shoes are removed, replaced by hotel
provided slippers, which in turn are removed before stepping onto
the tatami mat in your room. The slippers are again replaced with
wooded clogs in the toilet area.
The food here is so varied, reasonably priced by western standards,
that in the six week visit I don't think I will have the same dish
twice. Such delicacies as fish stomach, baby squid (5cm long, head
and tentacles) raw tuna, raw adult squid, raw fish, cucumber and
rice wrapped in seaweed, cooked shrimp on rice and others I
couldn't identify were all enjoyed.
Japan is a controlled environment. Water courses are dammed, even
small creeks for no obvious reason. Mountain sides are concreted
over to prevent land slippage, trees are planted in monocultures in
the mountains, in towns they are pruned at great detail to desired
shapes, vines terraced over carports and bonzai'd. Part of the culture
or part of the make up of the people is their attention to detail, to do
things just correctly every time is seen in the perfection and
cleanliness everywhere.
Service in Japan is legendary, the welcoming in a restaurant to the
refilling of your glass of water, bringing of the bill and in your
hotel, attentiveness to your needs. Yet tipping is unheard of. It
seems to controvene the theory that tipping brings better service as
nowhere have I had better service, most genuine hospitality than in
Japan.
There is little individual responsibility seen in Japan. The collective
group making most decisions. Even when asking for directions,
workmates or other passers by will be enlisted for opinions.
Individuality is discouraged and conformity to rules the norm.
Doors of trains and lifts and shops open automatically, signs inform
everyone of what they can and can't do where and when. This has
created an overly cautious society, driving slow to the extent of
indecision and more near miss accidents than I see elsewhere. I
prefer the unregulated societies of individual responsibility to drive
in.
Many Japanese seem to be in a perpetual state of Tai Chi, slow
purposeful movements from one action to the next, without
jerkiness or fumbling.
The smallest establishments, where few if any foreigners are seen,
are the most enjoyable. Polite helping and joint laughing at our non
understanding of how to eat each dish correctly. Regular patrons
assist with instructions and generously often buy a small favourite
dish of theirs for us to try, or a refill of sake, no common language
not a barrier. Different accommodation type, a home stay, less rules,
Japanese style rooms, mineral hot spring bath, right near the towns
beach. Whilst Japan is expensive, the range of new experiences
available easily compensates. (… the cheapest hotel in town, still
$US 83.00 …)
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http://maps.google.com/maps?
q=arad&ll=46.171094,21.332273&spn=0.024563,0.050962&t=k&hl=en
http://www.spiritsofadventure.com/indexone.htm
a. Overland around the world by the greatest landmass "East to West"
b. Visit every land state and province in America
c. Visit every land state and territory in Canada
d. Visit every land locked country in Europe
e. Travel coast to coast North America five times
f. And successfully broken the endurance Guinness World Record
http://forums.speedarena.com/zerothread?id=2079310
http://images.google.com/imgres?
imgurl=http://www.ctbkgroup.com/pagine/immagini...
www.grandprix.com/ gpe/cir-026.html
San Marino
http://www.sanmarinonline.com/museum.htm
http://www.comunic.it/parks/parco.delta.po.er/Eindex.html
http://www.comunic.it/parks/parco.delta.po.er/E360.html
http://maps.google.com/maps?
ll=44.645691,12.240143&spn=0.720978,0.946198&am...
http://www.comunic.it/parks/parco.delta.po.er/Eser.html
http://www.comunic.it/parks/parco.delta.po.er/Eiti.html
Itineraries
Six "stations", 18 itineraries: a walk with the Este
Duke or across the bridges. There are so many
ways to discover the Po Delta.
You can get an idea of the Park’s territory simply
by driving along the several panoramic roads
which cross it; however, the best way to discover
its natural and historical riches is visiting it on foot,
by bike or by boat. There are many bike rentals,
which allow visitors to discover the delta along the
several cycling tracks of the Park, especially in
Summer. The Park is dotted with sighting towers
and huts for birdwatching lovers. Beautiful rides
on horseback start from several farms, as well as
from the main seaside resorts. Motorships sailing
the delta leave from the ports of Gorino, Goro and
Portogaribaldi, offering half-a-day tours which
allow visitors to discover the Sacca di Goro and
Valle di Gorino lagoons, the Mezzanino isle and
other areas near the Po mouth. Another historic-
naturalistic itinerary goes through the Valli di
Comacchio, for a journey into the extraordinary
world of the "marshland civilisation".
Parcuri de Distractii:
Mirabilandia/Ravenna,Fiabilandia
Italia In Miniatura
http://www.italiainminiatura.com/entry2.html?
ID_sezione=parco&ID_pagina=14&...
Oltremare, Imax
http://www.imaxriccione.it/home.html
http://www.oltremare.org/home.htm
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Aquafan
http://www.aquafan.it/html/ita/mappa/
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Rimini - Delfinar
http://www.delfinariorimini.it/indexen.html
Monday, Dec 26, 2005 - 12:35pm (PST) 0 Comments | Permanent Link
Rimini - Hoteluri
http://www.riminiturismo.it/info/dbase/index.php?pagina=%20http
%3A%2F%2Fwww.rim...
http://www.venere.com/cgi/search/?
geoid=744&lg=it&affiliate_id=3170&
http://www.riminibeach.it/hotel-rimini/
http://www.cheapaccommodation.com/Rimini/4-star-hotel/
http://www.hotelestrellita.it/eng/index.html
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Rimini - Hotel Pigalle
http://www.hotel-pigalle.it/eng/index.html
http://www.prezzibenzina.it/
Bed & Breakfast per day per person
B May € 21,00
C June € 24,00
D July € 27,00
L Easter € 28,00
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Rimini, agriturismo
http://www.riminiadria.com/hotel_rimini_reach.htm
http://www.bikershotel.it/index.php
http://www.agriturismo.com/englisch.htm
http://www.agricamping.it/FarmHolidays/Rimini.html
http://www.agriturismoitaly.it/
http://www.primitaly.it/agriturismo/torredelfondo/info.htm#prezzi
http://www.parkhotelkursaal.it/adriaticcoast/hotel_rimini/hotel_mi
sano_adriatic...
http://www.vivatravel.ro/special/Super_oferta_de_primavara_in_P
aralia_Katerini....
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RASPUNS: Draga client, Nemultumirea Dvs. este frecventa printre utilizatori dar ea
se datoreaza unei greseli primare de conceptie: Multi utilizatori trec de la orice
versiune Logodnica X.0 la Nevasta 1.0 cu speranta falsa Nevasta 1.0 nu e decat un
program de divertisment si utilitati. Dar e vorba de mult mai mult :Nevasta 1.0 e un
Operating System complet creat ca sa controleze toate aplicatiile Dvs. E aproape
imposibil sa dezinstalati Nevasta 1.0 si sa reveniti la Logodnica X.0 intrucat exista
sisteme virusate care fac ca si acesta sa se comporte precum Nevasta 1.0 deci nu
aveti nimic de castigat. Aceeasi problema si cu Soacra X.0. Acesta e un program mai
vechi din care deriva Nevasta 1.0 si comporta multe probleme de compatibilitate.
Cu putin noroc, sfarseste prin a fi victima unui virus si dispare in cativa ani. Unii
utilizatori au incercat sa formateze tot modulul si sa instaleze programul
Iubita+Nevasta 2.0 dar asta le-a creat si mai mari probleme (a se citi notita de
prevenire "Pensie alimentara" si "Custodia copiilor"). Daca instalati Iubita 8.0 nu
incercati sa treceti la Nevasta 2.0 pt ca problemele vor fi chiar mai mari decat cele
cu Nevasta 1.0. Chiar daca exista si versiuni Nevasta 3.0 si Nevasta 4.0, acestea sunt
rezervate specialistilor si avand un pret ridicat nu le recomandam. Daca sistemul
cade, va recomandam Celibat 1.0 dar ideal e sa pastrati Nevasta 1.0 si sa invatati
programul cat mai bine posibil intrucat e foarte sensibil la anumite comenzi si
reactioneaza rau la erori de instalare. Asadar, orice eroare aparuta va fi considerata
ca provenind din partea Dvs. si trebuie sa vi-o asumati. Va sfatuim sa activati
aplicatiile C:/Scuze/Scuze.exe. Evitati utilizarea tastelor ESC si SUPPR care necesita
ulterior C:/Scuze/flori.exe. Pentru o mai buna utilizare, va sfatuim sa cumparati si
pack-ul Bijuterii 3.0, Vacante 5.1. Optiunile Da_draga_mea 2.7 si
Ai_dreptate_iubire 4.5 sunt indispensabile. Nu instalati sub nici o forma
Secretara_blonda_in_fusta_mini 2.0, O_prietena 3.1. Aceste programe sunt
incompatibile cu Nevasta 1.0 si pot distruge sistemul. Functia
c:/Sex__sambata_dimineata.exe se va activa odata cu c:/Colier_cu_diamante.exe.
http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice1.swf>
http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice2.swf>
http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice3.swf>
http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/2004/exercice4.swf
http://www.i-go.com/products/iGO_Romania_2005_SD/
tot teritoriul Ro, 153 orase detaliate la nivel de strada si nr de casa, ...
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Ski Paring
zapada azi - 21 cm
http://www.horizonsunlimited.com/forwood/mytrip.shtml
Vize pt Romani
http://www.roemb.co.uk/Consular/regimvize.htm
http://www.infotravelromania.ro/schengen.html
http://www.travelworld.ro/vize/vize.php
http://www.miculparis.ro/utile/turism/ambasade.html
Cet.români au nevoie de viză pentru intrarea sau tranzitarea BiH. Aceasta se obţin
de la ambasadele BiH din Budapesta sau Belgrad. Ambasada BiH la Budapesta:
Pasareti ut 44 - Budapesta 1026, Tel. Secţia consulară: (361) 212 01 06 / 212 01
07, Fax: (361) 212 01 09
http://www.berndtesch.de/English/EIndex.html
... 40.000 kms by autostop, 60.000 kms bye car, 150.000 kms by
motorcycle. Some special kms: 111.111 kms in Africa. 500 kms canoe
trip in Canada. Atlantic (France)-Pacific (Russia) via Moscow-Siberia:
13.600 kms. Atlantic (France)-China via Black Sea - Kaspian Sea
13.000 kms. Around Australia / Tasmania 14.000 kms ...
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Barbatzii ..
1. Cum se numeste un barbat incatusat ? Unul in care poti avea
incredere.
2. Ce vrea sa spuna un barbat care iti gafaie prin pat, se
agita fara sa-si gaseasca locul si mormaie ceva ce poate sa
insemne o chemare tandra ? Vrea sa spuna ca n-are destula
plapuma.
3. De ce numai 10% dintre barbati ajung in rai ? Pentru ca,
daca ar ajunge toti, acolo ar fi iadul.
4. De ce le plac barbatilor femeile istete ? Deoarece contrariile
se atrag.
5. Cum inteleg barbatii sa-si imparta in mod egal sarcinile
cu femeile ? Noi gatim - ei mananca; noi curatam - ei fac mizerie;
noi lucram din greu - ei dau sfaturi si indicatii.
6. Cum face un barbat exercitii de gimnastica pe plaja? Isi suge burta de
cate ori vede niste bikini.
7. Cum arata un barbat care se gandeste la viitor? Cumpara doua lazi de
bere in loc de una.
8. De ca ti barbati ai nevoie ca sa insurubezi un bec? De unul singur.
Pentru ca imediat ce a ajuns la bec, asteapta ca intreaga lume sa se invarta in
jurul sau.
9. Ce a zis Dumnezeu dupa ce a creat barbatul ? Pot sa fac ceva mai bun.
10. Cand crede un barbat ca e sincer intr-o relatie ? Atunci
cand iti spune, pe bune, cum il cheama.
11. Care-i lucrul cel mai inteligent pe care-l poate spune un
barbat ? Asa cum zice nevasta mea...
12. De ce bancurile cu blonde sunt asa de tampite ? Numai asa pot fi
intelese de barbati.
13. De ce a creat Dumnezeu intai barbatul si mai apoi femeia ? Pentru ca
inainte sa realizezi capodopera trebuie sa faci o proba.
14. De ce femela paianjenului cunoscuta sub numele de Vaduva neagra
isi omoara masculul dupa implinirea actului sexual ? Ca sa opreasca
sforaitul inainte de a incepe.
15. De ce majoritatea sporturilor barbatesti se joaca pe iarba
artificiala ? Pentru ca jucatorii sa nu fie ispititi s-o pasca.
16. De ce au nevoie barbatii de reluari la fazele sportive ? Pentru ca dupa
30 de secunde ei uita tot ce s-a intamplat.
17. De ce e nevoie de 100 de milioane de spermatozoizi ca sa fecundeze
un ovul ? Pentru ca nici unul nu s e opreste sa intrebe care e directia cea
buna.
18. De ce psihanaliza, ca metoda de tratament, e mult mai usoara la
barbati decât la femei ? Pentru ca barbatilor nu le trebuie deloc timp sã se
intoarcã in copilarie: ei sunt deja acolo.
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Pamir Highway
http://www.horizonsunlimited.com/tstories/mcmillan/001567.php#
001567
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◊ 360° panorama
◊ Live cams
~ Pitures of the BIG3
platforms
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http://www.soelden.com
State-of-the-art mountain railways featuring a total capacity of
68,000 persons per hour, guarantee ultimate skiing fun without
queuing. The wide variety of 150 km ski runs is divided into 53 km
of blue trails (easy), 63 km of red ski runs (intermediate) and 28 km
of black pistes. 6 km of skiroutes.
Sölden's great winter ski area is directly connected to the glacier
slopes by a number of ski lifts and gondolas called Golden Gate to
the Glacier. Skiing enthusiasts can ski uninterrupetedly from the
village of Sölden up to the glaciers at the elevation of 3,250 m- With a
total length of 12.8 km the ski route from Schwarze Schneide at
Rettenbach Glacier is the region's longest ski trail featuring 1,880
m elevation change.
Sölden has the marvelous » BIG 3 vantage points - Therefore it is
Austria's only ski area with 3 mountains higher than 3,000 meters
which are accessible by lifts or gondolas.
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Laziest dog I've ever had ..
Doi nebuni jucau poker in patru. Zice unul: - Sah. Celalalt: - Taci, mai, ca nu esti la
ping-pong!
Psihiatrul intreaba. -Au mai existat in familia dumneavoastra cazuri cu boli mintale?
-Da, acum trei ani sora mea a refuzat sa se casatoreasca cu un american miliardar...
Cand isi da seama un barbat ce-i fericirea? R: dupa nunta, dar e prea tarziu !!!
Ce este un amic? R: El este o persoana care iti sta mereu alaturi pana la ultimul
banut...al tau !!!
Un sadic intr-un bloc lovea un copil cu capu' de scari. O baba care cobora scara zice: -
Hai ba sadicule nu-l mai da asa tare ca-i sare caciulitza din cap! - NU ca-i batuta-n
cuie !!
- Ce este fusta? - Fusta este o patura sociala care acopera un organ central, la care
pot sa adere toti membrii cu conditia sa nu traseze sarcini.
Un caine dadea tarcoale unui copac. La un moment dat s-a oprit...Nu mai avea
tarcoale.
Care este culmea mancarii? Sa maninci piept de pui si sa ramai cu sutienul in gat!!!
Culmea rasismului; sa bei wiskey black&white din pahare diferite!
- Doctore, am fost la dvs. acum 3 ani si mi-ati spus sa ma feresc de umezeala ... -
Da, da, imi amintesc ... - Am venit sa va intreb daca pot sa fac o baie ...
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>>> http://www.jammersstore.com/anti_photo.htm
Greatest Hunters
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come
back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork,
half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" --
Anne Tyler
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Friends
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
of his tongue." --Anonymous
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"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has
ever made" --M. Facklam
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein
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"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
that's how dogs spend their lives." -- Sue Murphy
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Do you have guts to bite?
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the
guts to bite people themselves." -- August Strindberg
"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make
it look like the dog did it."
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"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."
--Sigmund Freud
Happiness
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." Gene
Hill
O blonda iese prima data la discoteca cu un baiat si ii cere sfatul mamei sale cum sa
se comporte: "O sa ajungi la discoteca si o sa te invite la dans; o sa te stranga in
brate si o sa inceapa sa te mangaie peste tot; asta poti sa accepti fata mea, ca esti
tanara, ai pofta de viata si a venit si timpul tau; o sa te invite la el acasa si o sa vrea
sa sara pe tine; asta sa nu mai accepti fata mea, ca te faci de rusine tu si familia ta".
Se duce blonda la discoteca si se intoarce foarte incantata: "Mama a fost exact cum
ai prevazut tu: m-a invitat la dans, m-a strans in brate, a inceput sa ma mangaie, m-
a invitat la el acasa, si cand am vazut ca vrea sa sara pe mineee... Daaaa.... Viorel:
am sarit eu pe el si s-a facut el de rusine cu familia lui!"
Croatia
http://mototrekker.smugmug.com/gallery/544441/3/22583452
http://mototrekker.smugmug.com/Other
http://mototrekker.smugmug.com/gallery/1003360/1/46534774
http://mototrekker.smugmug.com/gallery/799990/25/46286428
http://mototrekker.smugmug.com/gallery/849545/1/46288215
http://mototrekker.smugmug.com/gallery/587296/1/24623800
Inainte de Spalarea Creierului ..
http://mototrekker.smugmug.com/gallery/587296/1/24623800
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2004-Suzuki-Hayabusa-1300-BUY-
IT-NOW-2800USD_W0Q...
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http://mototrekker.smugmug.com/gallery/587296/2/24623802
http://www.planetbybike.com/
http://www.motociclism.ro/forum/index.php?
act=ST&f=97&t=31632&st=0#...
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Cei 3 purcelushi
Incredible -
http://www.planetbybike.com
But imagine this, I could not resist telling you this: I met in summer, in a remote
place in the Romanian mountains a (bicycle) biker. I was reading your encounter in
Uzbekistan with a biker coming from Portugal when I suddenly realised that MY
biker told me that he started his journey in Portugal!! I have put his picture here
http://www.motociclism.ro/forum/index.php?showtopic=22712&st= long time ago. I
can not believe how small is the world, there is a more than a connection in all this.
Is this guy the same guy http://www.planetbybike.com/ that you met in
Uzbekistan http://www.horizonsunlimited.com/tstories/mcmillan/001466.php#00146
6 ???
And this is happening in the same day when, after many months, I got a message
from Dani Silvian, the person that made possible our encounter!?!?! And even
more, all this is happening the same day, when I got back after a few months
(accident, ..), my long distance bike (Ktm 950) .
Simply incredible, maybe it is just more than a simple coincidence! It looks like an
invitation ..
Alex
Izvorul Fericirii
>> Cine a inventat casatoria? Evreii. Au gasit o modalitate de a face sex fara bani.
>> I: Ce este un perpetuum mobile? R: Este un scotian care alearga dupa un evreu
care ii datoreaza 10 Centi.
>> Rasela: - Ma Itic, m-am gîndit bine si am hotarît sa divortez! Itic: - Cum asa, mai
Rasela, dupa 40 de ani de casatorie? Dar ce-ti veni? Rasela: - Pai tu-ti dai seama, mai
Itic, ca în 40 de ani tu nu mi-ai cumparat niciodata nimic? Itic: - Pai nu mi-ai spus
niciodata ca ai avea ceva de vînzare!
>> Itic vine acasa de la munca. - Draga mea Rachela, veneam azi spre casa insotit
de prietenul meu Strul si ma uitam la blocul nostru cat de mare e: zece etaje si 6
scari. Ii spuneam prietenului meu ce multe femei trebuie sa fie in bloc, la care el mi-a
spus ca a facut dragoste cu toate locatarele, mai putin cu una. - O fi proasta aia de la
scara trei, etajul II!
>> Cica Itic si Rashela aveau 10 copii. Nu mai aveau destula mancare sa dea la toti
puradeii asa ca s-a gandit Itic sa faca economie in familie. Intr-o seara si-a adunat
plozii si le-a zis: - Bai, care nu mananca asta-seara primeste 5000 de shekeli. Aia urla
de fericire, si sar sa-si primeasca banii. Se culca nemancati si asteapta cu infrigurare
dejunul de a doua zi dimineata. A doua zi puradeii fug la Itic sa ceara de mancare. Itic
sta un pic, se gandeste si zice: - Eh, acum cine vrea sa manance, da cei 5000 de
shekeli inapoi...
>> Evreul Isaac se afla pe patul de moarte si incepe sa-si intrebe membrii familiei: -
Sara, nevasta mea, esti aici, langa mine, in ultimele mele clipe de viata? - Da, sotul
meu, aici sunt, langa tine. - Jonas, fiule, si tu esti langa mine? - Da, tata, aici sunt. -
Abraham, fratiorul meu, si tu ma insotesti in acest clipe? - Da, fratele meu drag, si eu
sunt aici langa tine. - ATUNCI, CINE DRACU' ARE GRIJA DE MAGAZIN????
>> - Mai Strul, tu ai poze cu nevasta goala? - Nu, ca nu am aparat foto. - Atunci iti
dau eu vreo zece!
>> Dupa ce l-au impuscat pe Ceausescu si Leana, FSN-istii sunt disperati ca nu stiu
unde sa-i ingroape. In Romania, nici vorba. Poate vrea Coreea de Nord? Ba! Atunci
China? Nici nu vor sa auda de dinozauri comunisti. Pana la urma Israelul se indura si
accepta sa ofere locuri de veci:
- Noi îi îngropam cu placere dar va avertizam ca am mai înmormantat pe unul si a
înviat dupa trei zile...
http://www.rhc.ro
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Bancuri cu Blonde:
http://bancuri.federal.ro/bancuri-cu/blonde--1.htm
O blonda nu a mai dat pe acasă de doua zile. După ce vine la părinti,
cu hainele toate rupte, si zgârâiata tat-su o întreabă: - Unde ai fost!
Ne-am făcut atâtea griji! - Tata, zice ea, am fost violata brutal timp de
trei zile!!! - Bine, dar tu ai lipsit de acasă doar doua zile!? - Da, dar azi
după prânz trebuie sa mă întorc acolo.
Care e diferenta dintre o blonda de 15 ani si o gaina de 2 ani? - 13 ani.
Care este asemanarea dintre o blonda si o pusca? Pe amandoua le
indoi de la mijloc si le incarci pe la spate!
http://bancuri.federal.ro/
3 barbati si o femeie esueaza pe o insula... Dupa 3 luni, ingroziti de
ceea ce fac, barbatii omoara femeia.... Dupa alte 3 luni, ingroziti de
ceea ce fac, barbatii ingroapa femeia... Dupa alte 3 luni, ingroziti de
ceea ce fac, barbatii dezgroapa femeia...
Vin parintii acasa, intra in camera copilului si vad iesind de sub perna
un colt de revista. Curiosi, scot revista si vad cu stupoare ca e pentru
sado-maso. Dupa un timp lung de gindire, tatal zice, incet: Eu zic sa
nu-l batem...
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2006
Propun acest topic pt cei ce vor sa viseze iarna, sa faca planuri "mari"
pt la anu.
Puneti si voi poze gasite sau de ale voastre. Daca cineva vede ceva
frumos, VREA sa mearga acolo si POATE sa mearga acolo, atunci ..
poate mai vorbim pe indelete.
>>> http://www.motociclism.ro/forum/index.php?
act=ST&f=97&t=30800&st=0#...
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Buddy Spy
"Buddy Spy" va permite sa aflati ce fac userii de Yahoo Messenger!
chiar daca ei sunt invizibili. Folosindu-se de packete pentru
protocolul YMSG, "Buddy Spy" va ofera urmatoarele optiuni: Stealth
Checking, Room Checking, Webcam
Checking. http://download.kappa.ro/action__file/id__4316
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http://www.horizonsunlimited.com/tstories/mcmillan/
http://www.advrider.com/forums/
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Jobs ..
Stiti de ce nu le plac BlowJOB-urile? Pt ca NU le place nici un fel de
JOB!
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Biohazard
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Andrei Plesu
Hola
Trei barbati vorbeau despre viata lor amoroasa. >> Italianul: Saptamina trecuta, m-
am culcat cu draga mea Lucia, a fost grozav. Am uns-o toata cu ulei de masline, am
facut dragoste patimasa si la final ea a gemut pentru 5 minute. >>Francezul:
Saptamina trecuta, am facut amor cu iubita mea Amelie, a fost grozav. Am intins
frisca peste tot trupul ei, am facut dragoste ca nebunii si la final ea a tipat pentru 15
minute. >> Romanul: Ei bine, saptamina trecuta si eu am facut dragoste cu Maria a
mea. Am dat-o prin untura, am facut sex si apoi ea a urlat sase ceasuri. >> Uimiti,
italianul si francezul il intreaba: Ce naiba ai putut tu sa-i faci muierii de-a tipat 6
ore? >> Mi-am sters miinile de perdele.
Transilvania Medievala
http://www.cluj.info/poze-cluj/thumbnails.php?album=14 >> 103
poze
http://www.medieval.romanianfolkart.ro/ >> 668 poze
http://www.cluj.info/poze-cluj/thumbnails.php?album=12 >> 92
POZE CJ GOTIC
http://gallery.clubinfo.ro/ >> 2282 poze cu localuri din Cluj.
http://www.cluj.info/poze-cluj/ >> Poze Cluj
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Play-boy
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the
difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is
listed below.... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night
out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any
confusion on the subject.
Doua prietene stateau de vorba. Te-ai uitat vreodata în ochii sotului tau în timp ce
faceai sex? - Da. - Si ce mutra avea? -Statea în usa si se uita ca prostul...
Daca ai vointa, poti sa muti si muntii din loc. Daca ai creier, ii lasi acolo, ca nu te
deranjeaza.
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Vulgare
Supravietzuire
Magaaarrr!!!
Soacre ..
Soacra-mea e ca si Evenimentul Zilei. Apare zilnic.
Mary ..
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live
without...
Resting ..
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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Catre femei
Invatati sa va descurcati cu capacul de la wc. Sunteti fete mari. Daca este ridicat,
lasati-l jos. Noi avem nevoie de el ridicat, voi aveti nevoie de el jos. Nu ne auziti
pe noi plangandu-ne ca l-ati lasat jos. Aniversarile nu sunt niste teste care sa
verifice daca putem sa gasim cadoul perfect, din nou! Cateodata nu ne gandim la
voi. Impacati-va cu ideea. Duminica = sport. Este ca luna plina sau schimbarea
anotimpurilor. Lasati-o asa. Nu va taiati parul. Niciodata. Parul lung este
intotdeauna mai seducator decat cel scurt. Unul dintre principalele motive pentru
care barbatii se tem de insuratoare este acela ca femeile maritate isi taie
intotdeauna parul, si apoi raman cu ea. A face cumparaturi NU este un sport. Si
nu, nu vom putea niciodata sa vedem lucrurile astfel. A plange este santaj. Cereti
ce vreti. Sa ne lamurim: aluzii subtile nu merg! Aluzii normale nu merg! Aluzii
puternice nu merg! Spuneti pur si simplu! Nu tinem minte datele. Marcati datele
de nastere si aniversarile in calendar. Aduceti-ne aminte dinainte. Majoritatea
barbatilor au doar trei perechi de pantofi-cel mult. Ce va face sa credeti ca va
putem fi de vreun folos in a alege care din cele treizeci perechi de pantofi v-ar sta
bine cu rochia aceea? Da si Nu sunt raspunsuri acceptabile pentru aproape toate
intrebarile. Veniti la noi cu o problema doar daca vreti sa va ajutam sa o rezolvati.
Asta putem face. Pentru compasiune sunt facute prietenele voastre. O durere de
cap care dureaza 17 luni este o problema. Duceti-va la un doctor. Verificati
presiunea la ulei! Va rugam. Orice am fi spus acum 6 luni nu mai este relevant.
De fapt, orice comentariu am fi facut se anuleaza dupa 7 zile. Daca nu va
imbracati precum fetele din catalogul Victoria's Secret, nu va asteptati sa ne
purtam precum personajele din telenovele. Daca credeti ca sunteti grase, probabil
sunteti. Nu ne intrebati pe noi. Refuzam sa raspundem. Daca ceva ce am spus are
dublu inteles, iar unul din ele te supara sau te enerveaza, intelesul corect este
celalalt. Puteti ori sa ne cereti sa facem ceva, ori sa ne spuneti cum vreti sa fie
facut un lucru. Nu amandoua. Daca chiar stiti cum se face cel mai bine, faceti-l
singure. Cand este posibil, va rugam spuneti ce aveti de spus in timpul reclamelor.
Christopher Columb nu a avut nevoie sa i se indice directia, si nici noi nu avem.
Relatia noastra nu va fi niciodata asa cum a fost in primele doua luni. Treceti
peste asta. Si nu va mai plangeti prietenelor. TOTI barbatii vad in 16 culori,
precum Windows default settings. Piersica, spre exemplu, este un fruct, nu o
culoare. Visina este tot un fruct. Nu avem idee ce este "mov". Sau "lila". Nu citim
gandurile, si nici nu o vom face niciodata. Chiar daca nu citim gandurile, nu
inseamna ca nu tinem la voi. Daca va intrebam ce s-a intamplat, si ne spuneti
"nimic", ne vom purta ca atare. Stim ca mintiti, dar nu merita sa ne batem capul.
Daca puneti o intrebare la care nu vreti un raspuns, asteptati-va la un raspuns pe
care nu vreti sa-l auziti. Cand trebuie sa mergem undeva, orice veti purta va fi in
regula. Nu ne intrebati la ce ne gandim, decat daca sunteti pregatite sa discutati
despre sport, masini sau calculatoare. Avem destule haine. Aveti prea multe
haine. Nu este nici in interesul vostru, nici al nostru sa facem teste impreuna. Nu
conteaza ce test. Va multumesc daca ati citit aceste randuri. Da, stiu ca va trebui
sa dorm pe canapea in seara aceasta, dar stiati ca pe noi chiar nu ne deranjeaza,
este ca in camping. Ma simt in forma. ROTUND este o forma.
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Impozitul pe tranzactiile imobiliare
* Se infiinteaza o firma (costurile nu depasesc 4,5 milioane lei), in care bunurile imobiliare
se constituie ca aport in natura la capitalul social. Astfel, se obtin parti sociale care se
vand ulterior;
* Constructia sau terenul sunt donate unei rude pina la gradul al patrulea. Aceasta vinde
fara probleme bunul respectiv, tranzactia fiind scutita de plata impozitului, deoarece
legea spune ca veniturile realizate din vanzarea constructiilor si terenurilor dobandite prin
donatie nu se supun impozitarii;
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Dumnezeu l-a condus în fata a douã usi. A deschis una dintre ele, iar omul sfânt a privit
înauntru. În mijlocul încãperii era o masã mare si rotundã. În mijlocul mesei era o oalã
mare cu tocanã care mirosea delicios si l-a fãcut pe omul sfânt sã saliveze. Oamenii care
stãteau în jurul mesei erau slabi si bolnãviciosi. Pãreau a fi flãmânzi. Tineau linguri cu
cozi foarte lungi si gãseau modalitatea de a ajunge în oala cu tocanã pentru a umple
lingura, dar deoarece coada era mai lungã decât mâna, nu îsi puteau bãga lingura în
gurã. Omul sfânt s-a cutremurat la vederea atâtei nenorociri si suferinte. Dumnezeu a
spus: Ai vãzut Iadul.
Au mers la a doua usã si au deschis-o. Era o încãpere exact ca prima. Avea masa mare
si rotundã cu oala mare cu tocanã care fãcea gura omului sfânt sã saliveze. Oamenii
erau dotati cu aceleasi linguri cu cozi lungi, dar aici erau bine hrãniti si dolofani, râdeau si
vorbeau. Omul sfânt a spus: Nu înteleg. Este simplu, a spus Dumnezeu. Este necesarã o
singurã pricepere. Vezi tu, ei au învãtat sã se hrãneascã unul pe celãlalt, în timp ce
lacomii se gândesc doar la ei însesi.
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Exterminator
Exista unele femei care in loc sa-i faca sa sufere pe mai multi
barbati,
asa cum e firesc, se concentreaza asupra unuia pana il extermina.
Acestea se numesc "fidele".
Truck Art
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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have
a good hand." Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn
Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never
forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and
you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through
his wallet." Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in
front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women
are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm
doing. Just show me somebody naked'." Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is t hat God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood
to run one at a time." Robin Williams
" It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers
" Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can
buy." Steve Martin
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns
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> Pe masura ce inaintez in varsta, apreciez cel mai mult femeile trecute de 30.
> O femeie trecuta de 30 de ani nu te va trezi niciodata la miezul noptii sa te intrebe
la ce te gandesti. Ei nu-i pasa la ce te gandesti.
> Daca o femeie trecuta de 30 nu vrea sa urmareasca un meci, nu sta prin preajma
miorlaindu-se. Face ceva ce chiar isi doreste sa faca. Si de obicei e vorba de ceva mult
mai interesant.
> O femeie trecuta de 30 se cunoaste suficient pe ea insasi ca sa fie sigura de cine
este, ce este, ce vrea si de la cine. Sunt putine femei trecute de 30 carora le pasa de
ce-ai putea gandi despre ele sau despre ce fac.
> Femeile trecute de 30 au o mare demnitate. Rareori pornesc un meci de tzipurituri
cu tine la opera sau in mijlocul unui restaurant foarte scump. Desigur, daca o meriti,
nu ezita sa traga in tine.
> Femeile trecute de 30 de ani sunt generoase cu laudele, deseori nemeritate. Ele
stiu cu e sa nu fii apreciat.
> O femeie peste 30 are incredere sa te prezinte prietenelor ei. Una mai tanara
cuplata cu un barbat isi ignora deseori chiar si cele mai bune prietene pentru ca nu
are incredere sa le aduca in preajma lui. Celor peste 30 nu le prea pasa daca
esti atras de prietenele ei pentru ca stie ca ele nu o vor trada.
> Femeile devin medium pe masura ce imbatranesc. Niciodata nu terbuie sa-
ti martusisesti pacatele unei femei peste 30. Ele stiu intotdeauna. O femeie trecuta
de 30 arata bine purtand un ruj rosu stralucitor. Asta nu e valabila si pentru una
mai tanara.
> O data ce a trecut de un rid sau doua, o femeie peste 30 este de departe mai sexy
decat omoloaga sa mai tanara.
> Femeile de peste 30 de ani sunt deschise si oneste. Ele iti vor spune imediat daca
esti un ticalos sau te porti ca un ticalos. Niciodata nu trebuie sa te intrebi cam pe
unde te situezi in relatia cu ele.
> Da,pretuim femeile trecute de 30 de ani pentru o multime de motive. Din pacate,
nu e reciproc. Pentru fiecare femeie uluitoare, inteligenta si fierbinte, trecuta de 30
de ani, exista o relicva cu chelie si burta in pantaloni galbeni facandu-se de ras
alaturi de o chelnerita in varsta de 22 de ani.
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Dear Husband,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good
woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks
have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that
was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my
hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.
You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the
game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either
you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West
Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
Dear Ex-Wife,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I
have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what
you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too
bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first
thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not
say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you
must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork
seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because
the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just
borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all
of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I
had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to
Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I
guess. The young hot supermodel living across the street told me she always found
me very attractive...right now she's laying topless on the beach, next to me, while I'm
writing this to you. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said
with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother, was born Carla. I hope
that's not a problem.
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Wife
FEMALE PRAYER::::: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks
before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my
mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me
to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit Amen
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Morala: toti barbatii sunt niste nenorociti, dar zanele sunt femei...
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Mutants
>> Mutants
Cui
-2 kile dezosat.
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Limbi
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Situatzie-Suferintza-Cum Procedam!
Vii de la serviciu. Sau de la magazinul din colt. Sau, pur si simplu, de la baie.
Nevasta-ta/amica-ta e intinsa pe pat si plange de se zguduie peretii. Ramai perplex.
" Ce s-a intamplat?".
Raspunde printre sughituri: "Nu s-a intamplat nimic".
" Dar ce ai?".
" N-am nimic".
" Atunci, de ce plangi?".
" Nu plang".
Iata o situatie banala, din viata. Cum procedam? In primul rand, nu se paraseste sub
nici un motiv incaperea. Daca te scapa la baie, rabzi. Daca suna telefonul, il lasi sa sune.
Daca e cutremur, macar o sa ai si tu un motiv sa plangi.
Dar nu parasesti incaperea.
Daca o faci, o sa aiba extrem de des ocazia sa-ti aminteasca faptul ca ai lasat-o singura si
ca nu ti-a pasat deloc de suferinta ei. Nu-ti faci de lucru prin camera. Stii ca n-o ajuti
niciodata la curatenie. Ce, acuma te-a apucat harnicia? Nu bei, nu fumezi. Ar insemna ca
te plictisesti si ca abia astepti sa termine cu bocitul. N-o respecti deloc. Nici sa nu te
gandesti sa deschizi vreo carte. Ar fi cea mai clara dovada a nesimtirii tale sa-i intorci
spatele si sa citesti. Nu deschizi televizorul. Daca ai imensa sansa sa fie deja deschis, nu
schimbi canalul. Te uiti discret, ca daca se prinde s-ar putea sa-l stinga. N-o sa-ti vina sa
crezi cat de bun poate fi serialul "Tanar si nelinistit".
Stai intins pe spate, cu privirea in tavan, ca un gandac. Nu te poti intoarce. N-ai voie sa
adormi. Dupa ce nevasta-ta/amica-ta a terminat cu bocitul si, in fine, se ridica, mai ramai
cel putin zece minute in aceeasi pozitie. Ai grija sa se vada pe fata ta ca suferi. In
urmatoarele ore, vorbesti doar daca trebuie. Si, oricum, cu voce scazuta.
Nu uita ca in casa aia s-a suferit recent.
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Lupul Rau
Scufita rosie se duce so vada pe bunica cand deodata vede pe lupul rau in
spatele unui tufis. - Oh ! Ce ochi mari ai. Si lupul pleaca fara sa zica nimic.
Mai departe pe drum scufita rosie vede acelasi lup ascuns dupa un pom:
-Oh ! Ce urechi mari ai si lupul fuge din nou. Un pic intrigata de acest
comportament scufita rosie isi continua drumul. Dupa 2 km revede lupul
ascuns de data asta dupa o borna kilometrica. - Oh ! Ce dinti mari ai la
care lupul incepe sa urle: - Poti sa ma lasi dracului odata sa ma cac
linistit ?
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Lipsa De Calciu
PS Este foarte usor sa faci o femeie fericita!Trebuie sa-i fii : prieten, partener, iubit, frate,
tata, profesor,educator, bucatar, mecanic, instalator, arhitec, stilist, electrician, sexolog,
ginecolog, psiholog, psihiatru, terapeut si amabil, simpatic, sportiv, iubitor, atent,
gentleman, inteligent, amuzant, creativ, sensibil, puternic, intelegator, tolerant,modest,
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